Introduction[]
which of these two original protagonist of their series who would fight against the undead from zombies to vampires even when they’re just human. So who will win in Death Battle.
Beginning[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY
Lumine: Jonathan Joestar, the gentleman vampire killer as the first JoJo.
Paimon: And Simon Belmont, the renown vampire killer who take on Dracula by himself.
Lumine: In the dark alleys, people fear of the undead as they rise from their coffins to kill people under the full moon. Especially vampires who can suck your blood and turn you into his minion.
Paimon: Ahhh! Not another scary one, Paimon can’t handle the spooky things.
Lumine: But don’t worry, there are people who are ready to defend the people from the dark forces. They’re so powerful that they would even have a family to past down their traditions to protect the world from devastation. As while Simon isn’t the first hero to fight against the vampires in the timeline, he is still the original hero who started the series.
Paimon: Yay! I thought we have to talk about vampires after with the Animatronics.
Lumine: And what better than a hero from a clan of Exorcists with huge amount of positive energy to drive away the evil spirits. His name is Chongyun, so welcome him to the stage everyone.
Chongyun: Thanks for inviting me over. Well my name is Chongyun, My family has practiced the art of Exorcism in Liyue for many generations. So it’s a honor to talk other generations who also dealt with fighting against evil forces to protect towns from danger.
Paimon: Don’t mention it, it always fun being with you.
Lumine: Well his name is Chongyun, her name is Paimon, and my name is Lumine.
Paimon: And today we will find out who will win in Death Battle.
Jonathan Joestar[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N_Uqd7JBcM
Lumine: There are famous bloodlines that are known for their wits and incredible power in tough battles from wether you’re talking about the muscular The Hanma Family, the guardian Ackerman Clan, and the very deadly Zoldyck Family.
Chongyun: And then there was the Joestar, a bloodlines full of heroes through each generations with a birthmark shape of a star as each one fight against the supernatural.
Paimon: Wow! That sound so cool, a series that follow each generations of heroes to the next one and fight evil villains.
Chongyun: It sure does sound very interesting Paimon. Wether we be talking about Joseph Joestar who defeated the pillar men, Jotaro Kujo who defeated a villain name Dio who stalk the family for vengeance, and Josuke Higashikata who protected the town from many stand users.
Lumine: But all generations must have a beginning to start it off; and for the Joestar, he is a pure gentleman with a fist of a true hero. His name is Jonathan Joestar, but you may call him JoJo.
Jonathan: I'm willing to see our transaction through, are you sir? I'm fighting to protect my family from those that wish it harm, I doubt very much that your resolve is equal to mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkaXKp1ZKug&list=PLtqer1EYty0vQ6BWmTjGZrxlmS-TJrh2I&index=5
Paimon: The elegance of his manners, his strong body of an intelligent mind, and a swiftness to coming of a plan with a kind heart. He is a definition of a true gentleman; really, in the dictionary there is his name in the Gentleman part. Hey Chongyun, do you know anything about your family first members who wield the power to stop evil spirits.
Chongyun: Well, there many said that a boy name fangxiangshi who can sense all evil from four directions with little error who make a contract with Morax to save his town from nefarious Jiangshi, but that just a theory.
Paimon: That sound so interesting. See Chongyun, you can make this show fun.
Chongyun: That’s good, I was afraid that I was getting boring when compare to the others appear in the show, so that mean I will work even harder.
Lumine: Well he is the son of George and Mary Joestar who are a rich nobles from Great Britain with a mansion near London, and when he was a child the family were traveling on the dark roads where the carriage crash off the roads killing both the rider and the mother.
Paimon: Oh no, why does every hero must have a tragic backstory, why can’t some have a good one instead.
Lumine: As the father pass out from his injuries, they would not know that event would cross fate with a poor man with a poorer attitude would try to rob all the valuable where he find both the child and the father survive the crash. Believing that the man save him, the father would feel like he was in indebted to him.
Paimon: Noooo, don’t let him fool you, he is just trying to take advantage of you!
Chongyun: As the years pass, Jonathan would try to live a good and honest live from joining the football team, study very hard to learn Archeology, and helping his father as a good son while taking care of the dog. That was a peaceful days until one person ruin it all, and that person was dio.
Paimon: As the son to the dirty father who use ask George to take care of his son to repay the debt all those years ago. You think Dio would be grateful, but nooooo, he have to be a super mega ultra gigantic smelly villain. The ones who kick dogs in the face like a jerk, make Jonathan look bad, and even beat up his own step brother in a game of boxing. How low can he get!
Lumine: Even with all that, Jonathan would still strive to become a gentle just like a time where he defended a girl name Erina Pendleton from two bullies. But don’t worry folks, Jonathan was able to stop Dio once for all when he learn that Dio was poison his own step father’s tea by using the help of Robert E. O. Speedwagon to collect enough evidence for an arrest.
Chongyun: Now with enough evidence, they would finally caught him in the act to make sure he would go to prison for his crimes.
Paimon: Oh yeah, now that is justice, I like to see how he would escape from that Mr. Kick a dog like a meany.
Lumine: But like a wild animal trap in the corner, he attack back by using a dagger trying to kill his own brother when the father sacrifice his life to save Jonathan. Even when spray with bullets, Dio was able to use the Joestar blood to activate the mysterious mask transforming into a vampire as he kill everyone in the mansion.
Chongyun: With the only hope is to trap Dio in the burning mansion, Jonathan was very successful when sending Dio into a golden spear on a statue trapping him the the fiery mansion. It was until he was heal better while he taken care of long crush Erina.
Lumine: And when he was discharge by the hospital, he would meet with a strange man name Will Anthonio Zeppeli who told him that Dio have survive the fire and planning to take over all parts of the world. Feeling like he must be the one to end his brother terror on the world, he would join the quest with his friend Speedwagon to end the evil vampire once it for all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lTcZL9J5ow
Chongyun: But to face against the supernatural who have enough power to slice clouds in leave with a deadly laser to create hoards of the undead would be impossible task for ordinary people, so that why Zeppli would teach Jonathan how to use the power of the ripple.
Paimon: Wait a minute, what is ripple? How could he defeat a vampire with lasers by the power of splashes of water. Unless it holy water we’re talking about. Even then before his training, he was one buff guy who would carry three men in a football game to taking down Dio in their first interaction.
Lumine: Well Paimon, Ripple or also called Hamon is energy where it just like the sunlight while the body can make the energy and that users use an ancient martial arts called Sendo as they channel the energy by breathing. As they take each breath, they can use the energy to spread across their body to enhance their power to destroy the undead.
Paimon: So you’re saying they get their power from within to fight against the undead. Sound like a story you hear from Yae Publishing house.
Chongyun: Actually Paimon, many people including my clan use some techniques to control our breathing in a heat of battle. Not only to control our emotions but to keep the temperature high enough to stay warm when using a vision.
Lumine: Sound interesting, but with Jonathan not having a vision, he can instead use his powers to walk across the water to being able to travel across many materials from metal to water.
Paimon: But wait a minute, doesn’t it mean his powers can only work on the undead kind. How is he supposed to harm the living?
Lumine: While it meant to fight against vampires, it still can affect living beings from controlling their movements or shutting down the organs. Then there was his zoom punch where he dislocated his arm for the extra length for a surprise attack.
Paimon: Wait again, he dislocate his arms just for the few inches, he is very dedicated to work.
Chongyun: And finally he can increase his powers when underwater, heal even broken neck, set his fist on fire, and finally end most opponents with sunlight yellow overdrive where he deliver enough punches to destroy any undead.
Paimon: So he can control your mind, walk on water, and deliver flurries of punches to destroy any undead vampires. What this gentleman can’t do.
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Lumine: Being a ripple user, he is comparable to characters who can dodge light base attacks from Joseph Joestar who dodge light beam to Jean Pierre Polnareff fighting against the Hanged Man, and when he fought against Tarkus who was able to lift a boulder with his fingers or around 511 metric tons. Even when his master die in the fight, both he and Speedwagon would continue their journey even with him a new sword he called,” Pluck.”
Chongyun: It would finally lead to the final battle were Jonathan, his friend Speedwagon, and two students of Zeppli were they would finally face against Dio. He must be strong to fight against his demonic brother with Jonathan being comparable to characters like Jolyne‘s Stone free stand who is able to destroy the meteors or 441 kilotons.
Lumine: That’s enough to destroy giant town with a single blast. And while not as powerful seeing that Dio’s laser can overpower him, he still fought Dio who was able to create laser with kinetic energy of 10 megaton of TNT. Showing that Jonathan could keep up with extremely powerful opponents, and with his friends they were able to stop Dio once it for all.
Paimon: Yay, a happy ending!
Lumine: Or that what they thought.
Paimon: What, that not possible. He can’t be alive, his body is destroyed. How is he still alive!
Lumine: That the point, his body is destroy but for his head. By using a servant, they snuck on a ship while Jonathan would have his honeymoon with his wife.
Paimon: No!!!
Lumine: Yes he did, and Dio would sneak up on Jonathan for a sneak attack so that he would use his own brother body to stalk the nights once more. Taking the advantage by aiming for his lungs to prevent Jonathan from using his ripples attacks, it look certain doom for Jonathan when he was able to destroy the dead servants and set the boat on fire letting everyone escape. Stuck on the ship with Dio head, he would hold onto Dio even when the cruel vampire promise him immortality. Knowing he will save the lives including his wife and child, he smile on to his death knowing his bloodline would protect the world from the deadliest foes.
Paimon: You’re right, even in the end, he still is a gentleman who will make sure the people can survive to see the sun rise again.
Jonathan: My heart resonates! The heat's enough to burn! The beat of my blood is razor-sharp!!
Simon Belmont[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS-UKrisJg8
Lumine: In a dark castle, there was a dark being who is the servant to chaos who build entire evil forces to take over the lands. His name was Dracula, a vampire lord who would turn many people into his servants.
Chongyun: But don’t worry, there was the Belmont Clan, one of the biggest origination who dealt with the supernatural to protect the country from dark forces of the undead.
Lumine: Each generations are bounded to make sure when Dracula is resurrected, they would use their family greatest weapon called the vampire killer.
Chongyun: To fight against Dracula. Each Belmont must have certain traits if they want to see the sun rise above the horizon.
Paimon: They must be adept to use all sort of holy weapons to fight the undead, then the courage knowing their will be hoards of creatures ready to kill them, and finally the undetermined willpower to see through the darkest night.
Lumine: And while he isn’t the first hero to wield the deadly whip; as the original protagonist of the series, he still charges in ready for victory. And that vampire killer is no other than Simon Belmont. One of the most renowned vampire hunter of all Europe.
Simon: will show you the might of House Belmont.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWMN91gMD_4
Lumine: Wether he have red or blonde hair, he was born on 1669 most likely on the countryside being one of the Belmonts. Being inspired by each generations of his family facing against Dracula, he would figuratively train to properly use his weapon.
Chongyun: Wether it be Leon Belmont who would start the generation, Trevor Belmont who charge against Dracula, and Christopher Belmont who charge through five castles until defeating Dracula for the honor of Belmont name.
Paimon: How much times they have to teach this lesson old man!
Lumine: Plenty, seeing that more than ten tens a Belmont have defeated Dracula, meaning that Dracula is one gluttonous for punishment.
Chongyun: With him finishing his training being finish with some years pass, he would be at the age of 22 when Dracula would rise again to spread terror on the land on the day of Easter.
Paimon: I’m telling you traveler, a holiday where a rabbit hides eggs for the children to find and being connect to a religion sound ridiculous. But it still even to start the terror on a holiday, something a super villain would do.
Lumine: Determined to lived his family name, he take the family weapon to the dark castle full of dangers to once again plunge into the darkness heart as he bring light of justice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOwtr3LEy1E
Chongyun: Into battle, he wield the vampire killer, a whip with the power to destroy any dark creatures of the night by one hit. As a holy whip created by Rinaldo Gandolf, it would be transform into the morning star form for extra damage plus anyone who isn’t from the bloodline would sap away their life force.
Paimon: And watch out, it so powerful that even gods are afraid of the might of the vampire killer. But hold on, do you have a super secret weapon pass down to you.
Chongyun: Not really, beside the book that would be pass down full of tips and tricks to fight against evil spirits, each one would pick their weapon of choice that they would even be bury with it. With my being Sacrificial Greatsword, a ceremonial greatsword that grant the user the power to withstood winds of time. It can even shoot out fire balls to setting like a zombie into flames.
Lumine: Not wanting to remember all that grind to get him that weapon, Simon is more than just his weapon, he is one beefy man who can jump many times his size with one jump.
Paimon: I would thought it would be strange to see an exorcist being built like a machine, but seeing that he just a human who is facing against death, you must be ready for anything. No wonder he can even do a dive kick knocking the jaws of skeletons.
Chongyun: Back to his weapons, he have wield many type of weapons for different situations. From his axes that travel in an arch, holy water that burst into flames, and the cross that travel like a boomerang.
Paimon: And there still more, so much weapons that it can rival against the amount of food the traveler have.
Lumine: Got to be prepare for battle Paimon.
Paimon: Yeah sure. I don’t know what worse? Three week old pizza or chicken that been found in the walls.
Chongyun: Well Paimon, if you don’t like them, then how about some herbs that can also heal you into battle.
Paimon: Nah, I prefer to avoid getting injured.
Lumine: Then he can wield crazy powerful weapons from a time watch that can stop time, gold dagger that burst into flames, and Laurel that give him invincibility. And he is carrying eight of them. Actually, while he still a human, he have wield relics that give him extra boost.
Chongyun: from the bishops that increase the power or reduce the damage, increase speed, turn invisible, and invincible.
Paimon: Does he really neeed that much invincibility, we’re talking about a man who can knock down walls with one whip strike. But wait, what about…
Lumine: Don’t worry, just like Jonathan, his weapons can still work on the living beings from Jonathan Borris. Very coincidence for the naming. After all, he is facing against Dracula who survive the castle crushing him to the meteorite. With the blast being around two megatons of TNT. His body can reduce the damage by 93.75%.
Paimon: That much!
Chongyun: Also that he should be comparable to Dracula who fought characters who can dodge light base attacks to death. A being who can slash instantly before the person could react to it.
Paimon: And he can dodge instant attack, no wonder he walk alone. He is a one man army.
Lumine: But don’t think he is the perfect vampire killer, he is still a man with limited magic to health who rush into battles.
Chongyun: Even so if he just a human, he proves that just being a human is enough to save the world from external darkness.
Simon: You again? Come, I'll vanquish you every time!
Pre-Death Battle[]
Chongyun: Guess this battle is going to be close; as both are known for their power to kill vampires, it would be difficult to find out who will win?
Lumine: Guess that why we’re here, to find out who will win in Death battle.
Paimon: Now it’s time for Death Battle!
Death Battle[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muDzywSA2PE
Greeting, and welcome to the next Death Battle, the place will be under the full moon in a haunted castle full of zombies all over the area. With some munching on dead corpses on the previous people who once live, others building the defense to make sure no foolish human would invade the lands, and there even zombies who are playing cards. As they try to fix the giant hole in the gate, one of the undead spot a horseless carriage rolling through the bridge into the beiley as much of the zombies start surrounding the strange object. Seeing that there was no one driving it, it confuse them enough for a mysterious man hiding underneath a brown cloth to jump into the air as all the zombies look up in the sky, and the mysterious man reveal himself to be Simon Belmont who was sent to deal with the demonic creatures as he pull out vampire killer.
Simon: It’s time for your final rest wretched demons!
With great precision, his whip was able to strike four zombies even before he land on the ground; even when surrounded, Simon was able to use a move called whip tornado where he spin 360 as he destroy hoards of zombies. With more coming out from the shadows, Simon keep using his whip to destroy each one of the zombies until finally he was the only one left in the battlefield. Looking up to see the tallest tower, he can sense a high being living up there who is certainly responsible for killing the village nearby. Making a fist in one of his hand, he is full of adrenaline, but as the camera pan around him it reveal Jonathan Joestar behind him.
Jonathan: Mine, thou knowest wot how to beat the living out of those undead. Where my manner, my name is jonathan joestar. I’m here to end mine vampiric brother, so then sir, should'st we work together to end his terror.
Simon: I think not, for I’m from the Belmont clan, a family who deal with great threats alone. So leave now and leave it to the professionals.
Jonathan: Blast you fool, thou can’t take the hoards all by yourself. Wouldn’t it be wiser to work together than led thy ego seel you!
Simon: Last chance, leave this castle for safety or I will escort you out by force! ( He whip his family treasure weapon trying to scare Jonathan away.
Jonathan: Sorry sir; yet as a good gentleman, i can’t allow to hie into the castle alone. E'en it mean i hast to school thou a lesson on camaraderie.
Simon without a single thought know what me must do as he must defeat his new opponent as Jonathan pulling out his sword ready to block it as the match start.
Fight!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0qiPTI-UoU
As the camera pan around the two fighters in slow mode until it go toward Jonathan showing that he was barley able to block the whip strike with his sword. Reverting back to normal speed, Jonathan is able to keep blocking all the strikes from the vampire killer just as Simon pull out his many daggers.
Simon: Let see how you fare at long range.
Using his mighty strength, he throw many daggers through the air as Jonathan roll out from danger to blocking even more attacks, but one of the dagger would land on his shoulders.
Jonathan: Ahhhh! This man knows how to keep his distance, yet there must be a way to pass him.
Looking around the beiley Simon was able to spot debris from the destroy carriage as he use it for a protective barrier against the flying daggers. Feeling much safer, Jonathan would calm his nervous mind by taking deep breaths to channel the energy as Simon walk forward while also pulling out an axe.
Simon: I warn you Jonathan, but you know must feel the flames of my heart!
Pulling back his arms, Simon throw the axe in an arc nearly landing in Jonathan, and with enough energy he put both hands on the floor to disperse his Ripple across the ground with sparks flying. Seeing the danger traveling toward him at the speed like of lighting, Simon use his strength once more to jump into the air as the ripple energy create a huge explosion.
Jonathan: It’s time to strike the hot iron.
This time Jonathan was able to use a burst of speed to close the distance for his sword strike taking Simon by surprise, and both would clash with their weapons when Jonathan use his next trick by sending Harmon through the sword all the way into His opponent body causing him to lose some sensation of his body.
Jonathan: Wot thou hast a taste of mine harmon, i shall be delivering thou a full course!
Simon would try to block the strikes even when weaken, but Jonathan keep up the pressure when suddenly he strike the lungs making him scream in pain.
Jonathan: Surrender now before you throw your life for your ego!
Simon: Ha… ( Coughs blood.) A Belmont never surrender!
He would get out from the situation by using a relic called Lucifer sword’s pushing Jonathan away for him to also use crystal skull to turn invisible to gain an advantage.
Jonathan: What is happening hither. He just disappeared into thin air?
As Jonathan look all around to find him before it too late, as spot a huge explosion revealing chicken on a silver platter in the wall as it start to disappear to hearing munching noise.
Jonathan: And now you’re eating chicken out from the wall; are thou mad, it might not but be filthy!
Simon: Hey. If it works, it’s work.
Back to the fight, Simon use the relic wolf’s foot to drastically increase his speed while delivering punches from left to right before throwing holy water releasing flames onto Jonathan entire body dealing damage.
Simon: Now I got you!
However; even when in great pain, he use a zoom punch with enough distance to surprises punch into the jaws that it show a X-Ray of his jaw bone cracking.
Jonathan: Now you’re ego shall be thy undoing!
Now in panic, Simon would try to pull out the holy cross when Jonathan use another zoom punch to knock both the cross and vampire killer out from his both hands leaving him defenseless. He would try to reach for another when just as fast Jonathan close the distance taking a huge breath.
Jonathan: I can feel my heart beats for justice, for lady justice demand for you to be humble by a true gentleman!
His plan is to end the fight by using his most powerful attack called Sunlight Yellow Overdrive, and his hand full of Harmon deliver many punches many times to the face and chest with the noise of cracking ribs for the final hit of a classic uppercut. But at the last second, Simon save his life by pulling out the stopwatch that would completely stop time to him kneeling down in pain. Now with fury in his eyes, he grab his whip dealing huge damage while scars appear on Jonathan’s body many times that even one of his arm ripped off. As the Golden Cross glows, he would launch Jonathan into the air with time unfroze.
Jonathan: My body, what just…
Simon: May your soul find peace!
He finally ends the battle by his vampire killer striking the chest so powerful that all the limbs to his head exploded out fro, his body ending the battle.
Simon: Now who is the fool blinded by his stupidity!
Cover in blood, he raise his hand into the air with his weapon in hand and scream as the victor.
Verdict[]
Paimon: Simon you fool, Jonathan was just trying to help you to fight his brother. You didn’t have to completely destroy him!
Lumine: And that why kids you should always ask for help when facing against the undead. The more you know.
Chongyun: It’s was a close match between these two vampire killers. Jonathan have some edge against him from being way stronger, very clever in battle, and even his Ripple could end the fight very quickly.
Lumine: But we look at the bigger picture, and it says that Simon is more likely to win in the end.
Chongyun: First off is that he is way more experience when his many years of training to fight the undead while Jonathan maximum one month training. Meaning that he could use his experience plus his stamina when fighting the entire hoards of monsters to outlast him.
Lumine: While he did fought his brother who was able to create a massive laser attack, it was clear he shouldn’t be that strong since it can pass right through him like ice cream full of bombs. A SpongeBob reference for the fans. Meaning that with is high resistance to damage to comparable to the megatons Meteorite show that he is the more powerful and durable in the fight.
Paimon: Okay? While both characters are comparable been show to dodge light base attacks, Simon get the edge because of Death being able to slash at instant speed.
Chongyun: And finally that Simon could easily keep his distance with his vast amount of arsenals to relics, time watch that can stop time, or simply his whip that can slash four times in one second.
Lumine: In the end, Jonathan is just a ripple compare to Simon splash of victory.
Chongyun: The winner is Simon Belmont.