description[]
darkstalkers vs pokemon
two karate using monsters!
season:1
episode:1
intro[]
wiz:karate is a sport that has gone on for years.
boomstick: and its way cooler when monsters do it!
wiz:jon talbain. the werewolf from darkstalkers.
boomstick:and lucario. the aura pokemon.
boomstick:he's wiz and im boomstick.
wiz:and its our job to analyze their weapons,armor and skill to see who would win a death battle.
jon talbain[]
wiz:in the realm of makai, there are monsters named darkstalkers.
boomstick:they're basically your classic movie monsters with anime powers!
(wiz puts his palm to his forehead.)
wiz:well,one of them is jon talbain.
name:gallon
age:54
height:6'1
weight:154 lbs
from:darkstalkers
wiz:jon tabain has notable moves.
wiz:Beast Cannon: Jon covers his body with ki and charges towards the opponent.
wiz:Climb Laser: Jon hits the opponent with a somersault kick imbued with ki.
wiz:Million Flicker: Jon strikes the opponent multiple times with his nunchaku.
wiz:Wild Circular: Jon grabs the opponent and jumps backwards, spinning multiple times in the air.
wiz:Dragon Cannon: Jon pulls out his nunchaku and summons a huge beam of fire that takes the shape of a dragon or that of three wolves.
boomstick: (i wish i were that good with nunchucks.) wiz! i want nunchucks that can do that. make some!
wiz:Moment Slice: Jon stabs the opponent with his claws and violently slices through their body.
wiz:Mirage Body: Jon howls and temporarily increases his speed. When this state is active, he moves fast enough to create afterimages.
boomstick: kinda like songenmu! i now know why i love zero!
wiz:but if youre so excited about his moves, what about his feats?
wiz: he once slashed through the roof of a train.
Boomstick:is that it?
wiz:i was afraid you would ask, he decapitated a zombie.
boomstick:i bet that you have more, but cool!
wiz:he has 1.7 megaton scaling from when anakaris moved pyramids.
boomstick: all about that math again... WAIT? megatons?
wiz:yes, jon is a force to be reckoned with.
wiz:but thats not it.
wiz:he destroyed a hunting rifle with no problem.
boomstick:aw man! that hunting rifle was on sale.
wiz:jon is also fast, being able to run away from explosions!
boomstick:im gonna pretend that was never said. JONS GONNA WIN!
wiz:he also Dodged gunfire from Marlin 336 rifles,
wiz: he even claims to be light speed!
boomstick:whoa!
wiz:jon has tanked BB hoods molotov cocktails,her grenades, and even her rockets!
wiz: He even has took attacks from UDON Chun-Li. UDON Chun-Li blew a sizable hole through the side of a mountain with a special technique!
wiz: he survived a stab wound from bishamon's sword,Kien.
wiz:jon is a B class darkstalker and he even defeated his dark side.
wiz:even with that strength, he has weaknesses.
wiz:If there’s one thing that Talbain is constantly struggling with, it’s fighting his urge to go full monster. While he’s never given into his bestial side thanks to years of honing his skills, he still constantly battles himself inside to keep it in check. If he does succumb, while becoming more ruthless and savage, he loses most of his intelligence and skill, which has allowed fighters like Felicia to defeat him in the past.
boomstick: well, that doesnt mean jon is too weak, right wiz?
wiz: well you could say that.
jon:What do you see when you look at me? A man? Or a beast!?
lucario[]
wiz:in the world of pokemon, there are many magical monsters named pokemon.
boomstick: i wanna be, the very best. like no one ever wa-
wiz: and we're talking about the aura pokemon, lucario.
wiz:lucario's are fast,smart and are capable of weaponry!
(shows lucario using bone rush)
boomstick:but for lucario,the best way around things is a good ol Aura Sphere!
wiz: you may be wondering,what are lucario's powerful moves?
note:tbh im too lazy to put down all lucario's moves myself, so ill just find a bulbapedia that shows all of them.
| Aura Sphere | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Life Dew | ||||||
| Work Up | ||||||
| Rock Smash | ||||||
| Nasty Plot | ||||||
| Screech | ||||||
| Force Palm | ||||||
| Helping Hand | ||||||
| Copycat | ||||||
| Final Gambit | ||||||
| Reversal | ||||||
| Quick Attack | ||||||
| Detect | ||||||
| Feint | ||||||
| Metal Claw | ||||||
| Aura Sphere | ||||||
| Counter | ||||||
| Laser Focus | ||||||
| Power-Up Punch | ||||||
| Calm Mind | ||||||
| Metal Sound | ||||||
| Quick Guard | ||||||
| Bone Rush | ||||||
| Swords Dance | ||||||
| Heal Pulse | ||||||
| Meteor Mash | ||||||
| Dragon Pulse | ||||||
| Extreme Speed | ||||||
| Close Combat |
wiz:...ok?
wiz:anyways, lucario is the evolved form of riolu.
boomstick:and he becomes WAY cooler mega evolved.
wiz:and way stronger too.
wiz:when lucario's at full strength,he is able to one hit pokemon like say,tyranitar!
wiz:and tyranitars can survive explosions and destroy mountains!
wiz:lucario's can occasionally tank explosions too!
wiz:and with certain moves, lucario can enhance these stats.
boomstick: well, we havent covered all his TM'S and TR'S but we've covered enough.
jeltzo z: and to our surprise,has beaten renamon and blaziken in your web shows...
boomstick:gah! where did he come from?
wiz:he has been hired! bring some respect.
jeltzo z:anyways, lucario has been proven to be a very keen fighter, being able to fight against the legendary giants, regirock,regice,registeel, and even regigigas! and even won a non researched battle against mewtwo.
shows lucario doing his final smash in ssbu
intermission[]
wiz:alright our combatants are set, lets end this debate once and for all.
jeltzo z: ITS TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
boomstick:hey! thats my line!
jeltzo z: sorry! as a diehard death battle fan i've always wanted to say that.
DEATH BATTLE[]
lucario was walking with his trainer, sir aaron in a cave. meanwhile, jon was fighting pokemon. none were worthy. jon knocked a rhyperior to the front of the cave,where lucario and his trainer were.
sir aaron:what in the name of arceus happened to him? catching him and taking him to the pokemon center.
lucario sensed jon.
lucario:i know you're here...
jon crawls in the distance.
jon charges at lucario,while lucario readies a fist.
FIGHT![]
their attacks collide, then they keep trading karate punches and kicks, lucario tries to elbow jon but jon ducks and kicks lucario in the face with both feet, turning into a combo of punches and kicks. jon does million flicker and to end the combo, jon does a beast cannon.
jon runs at lucario,doing another beast cannon. lucario throws a aura sphere, stopping jon and launching him. lucario runs at jon using power up punch. then lucario did a combo of punches, and finally uses rock smash, knocking jon down.
jon gets up, while lucario runs at jon, with another power up punch. jon avoids it, punching lucario. jon keeps attacking lucario, but lucario keeps blocking the attacks. jon then does a climb laser, kicking lucario in the face,upwards. jon then does multiple air attacks, then a wild circular, knocking lucario to the ground HARD.
lucario:he's tougher than i thought. i need to try harder!
lucario does a power up punch. it was stronger than before. lucario then does dragon pulse, firing a purple beam at jon. jon gets dazed, then lucario power up punches over and over, and does a high jump kick, creating a crater.
jon gets up, in PAIN, AND OH YEAH, NOT, SHORYUKEN PAIN, IT WAS A CRITICAL HIT! but jon catches all of lucario's punches and hits him with his own. jon does million flicker,then moment slice, leaving a big cut in lucario's chest.
lucario looks at his chest, mortified. lucario readies a fist. jon blocks all of his attacks,until lucario uses ice punch, freezing jon. lucario does a barrage of metal claws and power up punches. lucario readies a focus blast, knocking jon WAY far back.
lucario runs at jon, kicking him. lucario does thunder punch, then fire punch. jon was on fire.
jon then used beast cannon up, knocking lucario out of the cave and now, over the cave. jon knocked lucario back down.
jon used million flicker, then multiple punches and kicks. knocking lucario to the ground.
jon: he gets stronger every time he uses that punch... i need to keep him from hitting me!
but... lucario hit him. BIG surprise there. with a power up punch. over and over and over.
jon: THAT'S ENOUGH!
jon keeps punching and kicking. jon does a beast cannon to the left, right, up and down, all hitting lucario. jon then does a wild circular, slamming lucario to the ground. jon then does a climb laser and then,mirage body. jon keeps doing million flicker, but since there were 2 other carbon copies of him, it was basically a monkey in the middle knocking lucario back and forth. the real jon then runs at lucario and kicks him HARD. knocking him to the entrance of the cave, and into a rocky pillar.
(music stops)
jon walks toward the fallen pillar. expecting to be done...
lucario power up punches his way out and pounds on jon. lucario does a rock smash,then a metal claw. lucario jumps up, to do another high jump kick, but jon avoids it and climb lasers lucario.
jon knocks lucario to the ground and starts pummeling him. jon then grabs lucario, and pummels him more, then does a wild circular.
lucario does a metal claw to get jon off him.and power up punches him up to the top of a pillar.
lucario goes to the top of the pillar.
they trade blows, kicking and punching. lucario uses aura sphere and jon uses beast cannon. jon uses climb laser. then lucario uses metal claw.
they keep hitting each other, but jon pulls through. unleashing a combo of claws and punches.
lucario had used protect. lucario power up punched jon and then did a barrage of punches.
jon:FACE THE POWER OF THE DRAGON!
jon fires a dragon cannon using his nunchucks. lucario falls off the pillar.
while lucario is falling down he reflects
lucario: sir aaron. i have failed you... all our memories... no. i wont give up.
lucario turns into a different form. lucario had turns into mega lucario.
jon jumps down from the pillar but lucario grabs him, crushing his rib cage. lucario then does aura storm, blasting jon with a gigantic beam. jon falls down.
jon gets up and howls, and gains red eyes. the final battle begins.
lucario starts attacking jon. then jon starts attacking lucario. two pools of blood keep growing during this battle. fists and legs collide. lucario then unleashes a combo, then jon. this cycle goes over and over until they do the final clash.
lucario does an aura storm, and jon does a dragon cannon. they clash. lucario gets hit by the dragon cannon. jon runs at lucario and claws through him. lucario turns back into normal form and drops to the ground, struggling to get up.
jon grimaces in pain. there was a hole in jon's body. jon falls down, lifeless.
lucario walks away.
K.O![]
boomstick:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wiz: sorry boomstick...
boomstick:TELL ME! HOW! DID! JON! LOSE!
wiz: jon might have been a strong opponent, being able to fight against darkstalkers such as demitri , morrigan and even jedah and pyron. but lucario's varied moveset and aura sure gave jon a challenge.
jeltzo z: and well, even the opponents that jon faced are nowhere as tough as the opponents lucario has faced. which includes mewtwo.
wiz: and while jon may have the advantage in strength against base lucario, lucario has power up punch. if he used it enough, he could be stronger.
jeltzo z: and even then, lucario could mega evolve. lucario would definitely get more advantages.
wiz:then, lucario would beat jon.
boomstick: it was a matter of time before lucario, aura-eady won.
wiz: the winner is lucario.
boomstick: yay! you made me nunchucks! dragon cannon!
wiz: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH (running away from dragon cannon.)
advantages and disadvantages[]
winner:lucario
+could enhance his feats, so if jon had an advantage in a feat, he could raise his stats to become stronger
+more varied in moves
+mega evolution
+more endurant
+aura
-not as physically strong in base mode
-not as fast in base mode
-isn't as skilled as jon, since jon can survive firearms and other weaponry
loser: jon talbain
+physically stronger than base lucario
+faster than base lucario
+more skilled and experienced
-not as varied in moves
-not as endurant
-no utilisation of mega evolution or aura
NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE![]
two swords clash. one the master sword,the other the falchion.
link vs marth