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Joker vs Rex is a what if Death Battle that was created by Majora Moon and Adopted by Sackboy the Sayian , It features Joker from Persona 5 and Rex from Xenoblade Chronicles 2.

Description[]

Two heroes who can call upon a vast assortment of allies collide in a fight to the death!

Interlude[]

Boomstick: Swipper no Swipe!

Wiz: try saying that to these two .

Boomstick: Rex the Driver of The Aegis!.

Wiz: and Joker the Phantom Thief of Hearts.

Boomstick: he’s wiz and it’s our job to anylaze their armors , Weapons and skills To find out who would win in a death battle!

Joker[]

Wiz: one day a drunk man was harassing a young lady , A 16 year old boy messed up this guy so bad and went to jail , the end....


Boomstick: that’s not the end of the story!


Wiz: Oh Right! , Script!


Boomstick: ren was put to a year of probation and got kicked out of his high school , however ren screwed up big time because as it turns out the guy who he knocked up turned out to be a cop!.


Wiz: After his court hearing is done , he boots up a strange app on his phone , Ha so kinda like tinder am I right?


Boomstick:joker keeps seeing this app but he puts it off as nothing and keeps walking , until he sees a girl named Ann , who is being offered a ride by a teacher , a boy named Ryuji Sakamoto runs after the car and calls the teacher a pervert , they start talking and get a path to a new world.


Wiz: and.., God Dammit! , not the cops again! , they get arrested again!.


Boomstick: welp this time they were not so lucky , the cops got more aggressive and tried to kill them this time , until....

Joker:Persona!!!!


Wiz: yep , joker awakens Arsene! , his first persona and well with this power they beat the crap out of the abuser and leave the jail.


Boomstick:once joker and Ryuji get back to the real world , they talk to their teacher ,Kamoshida , bout what happened , too bad he’s a dirty teacher and he tells another student to tell nasty rumors about Ren and Ryuji.


Wiz: so much for a teacher....


Boomstick:welp ren later changes his ego to Joker! , giving him a knife and a gun! , how is this guy in smash again?


Wiz:more onto his personas , Arsene is his first persona , but by no means his strongest , it gets much better from here.


Boomstick: Arsene gives him superhuman abilities, Arsene gives him the power to control darkness , curse others and powers his use of guns and firearms.


Wiz:he can even make you forget who you are! , so kinda like when someone gets you drunk?


Boomstick:Sataneal gives him the strongest boost , giving him complete control over fire , ice and electric , in addition to giving him restiances to those elements.


Wiz:well besides ice... , that will kill him for whatever reason.


Boomstick:joker can use his Maeigaon , to survive one insta kill move , he can also dodge moves like Cosmic Flare and Morning Star , Which should Be able to move at MFtl speeds .


Wiz: well joker is sure impressive , but let’s see if he can make a joke out of his opponent!


Joker:Yes. Before that happens, we will take this country!

Rex[]

Wiz: one day , a young salvager was hunting for food , until a man named Bana recruited him for a mission , to find the Aegis....


Boomstick: Rex , Jin , Nia , Malos and Dromarch were all recruited in a mission to find the Aegis , little did he know , they were just planning on using her power to destroy the architect and everything else!.

Wiz: they go to a deep abandoned ship , where they find a girl who looks dead , in a tank , Rex goes up to the tank , even though jin and Malos warn him not to , Jin then impales Rex through the heart , essentially killing him , Howe unfortunate , let’s move onto the death battle!!!!


Boomstick: not so fast! , because Rex ends up in Elysium, Which is basically their afterlife , where he meets a girl named Pyra.


Wiz: oh so it’s basically like tinder?


Boomstick:no it’s more like heaven! , anyways , they talk for a while and eventully Pyra agrees to revive him as long as he brings her to Elysium, rex agrees and touches her core crystal , reviving him.

Wiz: Pyra is basically a fire blade , however they share the same lifeforce , meaning if one of them dies , they are both screwed.


Boomstick:Pyra uses fire based attacks such as flame nova and their ultimate attack , burning sword , he can even pair up with Nia to do a double ultimate!


Wiz: next , let’s move onto Mythra .


Boomstick: she is basically the same person as Pyra , but far more powerful , she uses light based magic instead of fire , she uses potion edge , ray of punshiment and other light based attacks.


Wiz:Mythra is also notably , far more annoying.


Mythra:Pay Attention To Me!


Boomstick:Then their is Pumena , a fusion between their two powers!


Wiz: Pumena is capable of helping Rex and giving him more power , unlike with Pyra or Mythra , Pumena doesn’t really have a elemental , Pumena was also shown to be able to keep up with Jin , who stated his attacks move at light speed.


Boomstick: While we could consider this speed feat to be Jin just stretching his power , he has demonstrated this speed before and Rex himself can dodge a full power siren buster from the Artifice Aion , thus making this speed feat , true.


Wiz: Rex with Pumena was also shown to be able to defeat Malos and the Aion , Malos and the Aion were stated to have the power to destroy the architect and all of existence , now we know the architect is the same person as Zanza , so this is even more impressive!.


Boomstick: Rex has other blades , like Nia , her power was capable of holding back and wearing down malos , basically she can heal someone so much that all the atoms in their body will just explode and swell up.


Wiz:Nia herself can also aid Rex by healing him , she can heal him when he is fighting and she can slowly heal him as he fights and was even shown to Be able to revive others from death!.


Boomstick: of course , Rex is far from perfect , despite all the power he holds , he is still well a boy on the inside , he is very headstrong and stubborn, which nearly got him killed in many instances.


Wiz: yeah he isn’t very smart , at least not compared to other characters in his game.


Boomstick:that being said , still don’t underestimate him or you may get Rexed!


Rex:Stupid… I was stupid. I didn’t understand Pyra and Mythra’s feelings. Though we were destined to walk different paths, I tried to walk together. I walked in the shadow of the Aegis’s light. Blindly walking my own path. While she walked alone. So, I might be stupid… but I’ve made my decision. It’s obvious. I’ll crush you into oblivion, and take Pyra and Mythra to Elysium!


Prelude[]

Boomstick: Alright the Combatants are set , let’s end this debate once and for all!

Wiz: It’s time for a death battle!!!!.


Prefight[]

Rex , Tora , Pyra , Nia , Zeke , Morag and Poppi are sitting at a sunset , until a boy at with black hair and glasses comes up to them.

Joker: hi who are you? , you know where I am right now? , nowhere in the metaverse I know about.

Rex: I’m rex and I have no idea what the metaverse is , but me and Pyra would be more then willing to help you find it.

Pyra: I will do anything that will make you happy rex!

Joker: I’m Ren! , well , im certinally glad to meet you , say can we just test each other’s skills out , real quick?

Rex: If everyone’s in , I don’t see why not!

Pyra: Yes Rex , together we can do anything!.

Nia: sure thing , just don’t get too excited Okay shell head!.

Rex: alright everyone is in! , okay Ren , show us what your made of and don’t hold back!

Joker: Okay , let’s get this going!.

Suddenly a red sword with flames appears in Rex’s hand , just as a tall man in red , who has a big hat appears behind joker , Jokers eyes start glowing .


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Fight![]

Rex uses his anchor shot , he extends his hook to joker , but joker uses Arsene to fly out of the way , Pyra uses flame nova , but joker easily dodges and shoots a aegon at rex , rex roles over and dodges it , Joker then shoots Bullets at Rex , Joker then finishes off by firing ice at Rex , Rex gets Frozen , Joker then uses his Aegaon and slashes Rex with his knife .

Rex:Pyra , I’m Ready!

Rex and Pyra come together and hold the Aegis sword , they then uses their burning sword , causing a huge explosion of fire , but joker comes out of the smoke , barley fazed.

Rex:Pyra , come on sit out for a while , your up Roc!

Roc: I’ll be with you to the end!


Suddenly two scythes form in his hand , Rex then rushes at joker , Joker uses his Aegon , but Rex slashes the attack in half , Rex then jumps in the air and smashes joker with the two blades , Roc uses his wind and shoots joker back , before giving Rex the chance he needs to change to Nia , Nia then uses her hydro vortex , doing a serious amount of damage.

Rex: how’s that?

Joker: your skilled , and as a result , you should see Sataneal!

Suddenly a huge demon with horns and all black wings goes behind joker .

Sataneal: a sparing match , I think I can handle it!

Rex shoots a hydro blast from his blade , but joker easily dodges and slashes Rex with his knife before he has any time to react , Rex then switches blades to Pyra and Pyra turns into Mythra , Joker shoots a Aegon from his eye , Mythra responds by shielding Rex , Joker comes to attack again , But Mythra uses her foresight and sees his moves , Mythra then takes the Aegis sword and uses her photon edge ,slashing joker multiple times , Joker stands back impressed .

Joker: very few can match my speed , you are amazing!

Rex: I’m homered Ren! , but I think your worthy as well to witness the ultimate blade!

Mythra: if that’s what you want Rex....

Mythra suddenly fuses her power with Pyra , the entire mountain starts glowing green as Mythra turns into Pumena .

Pumena: I believe it’s time to finish things!

Rex rushes at Joker , The two start slashing sword and knife , Joker jumps away and shoots a aegon at Rex , But Rex uses his anchor shot and grabs Joker , stabbing into his arm , Joker uses his sleep , Pumena slows the fight down and Rex dodges the spell , Pumena then uses her starburst, but joker uses his gaurd burst , reducing the damage .

Rex: What That barley did anything?

Joker: I’ve got tricks up my sleeve.

Rex: time to end this!

Joker: you said it pal!

Rex rushes at Joker and slashes him with the Aegis sword , Rex then uses his rolling smash , smashing joker with the sword , joker creates a barrier , But Rex easily smashes through the barrier , Pumena then summons the Artifice Siren , firing a huge lazer at Joker , But Joker dodges , Pumena then takes her chance and uses her starburst , causing a huge explosion, Joker comes out of the explosion as his persona fades away.


Joker: I’m sorry I could not win.

Rex: that was one great fight , here let me help ya up!

Rex goes over to joker and picks him up , Nia uses her healing and fully heals him.

Rex: feeling better Ren.

Joker: yea , thanks Rex and for the battle too!

Ko!



Results[]

Boomstick: yeah , friendship won!


Wiz: this was a tricky one to decide , more so when you figure out that these two countered each other perfectly , but when it came down to it rex maybe barley took it.


Boomstick: that’s true , both can scale to very simlair beings , Rex can scale to the Aion , which had the power to destroy the architect and all of existence, now of course malos could have been stretching his strength , but Pumena restarts the universe at the end of the game and the Aion scales to her thus making it true ,We Know the Architect is the same person as Zanza and he Not only survived the Big Bang that destroyed the universe , but also created a new one .


Wiz: but let’s not sell joker short , he can scale to Yaldabaoth , who holds the power of reailty and both the universe and the metaverse , making him very close if not more impressive then Rex , However Rex was smarter and had more tricks up His sleeve.


Boomstick: you have a point , With Mythra he can slow down time and slow joker down and with Pumena he can do the same thing , Joker was far faster , but Rex has beaten people who were faster then him before and Pumena or Mythra could help to slow joker down .


Wiz: this was very close and honestly we went back and fourth many times when deciding a victor , but Rex barley won because of his better smarts , hax and Skill.


Boomstick:welp I guess Joker just made a joke out of himself!.

Wiz: The Winner is Rex!


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