Johnny Gat VS Johnny Cage is a What-If? Death Battle by DBDoctor13. It sees Johnny Gat from the Saints Row franchise fighting against Johnny Cage from the Mortal Kombat franchise in a clash between two over-the-top video game badasses.
Description: Mortal Kombat VS Saints Row! The Saint’s most insane Lieutenant takes on Mortal Kombat’s Movie-Star-turned-Kombatant. But which of these Johnnie’s will walk away with their lives?
INTRO[]
(Music: Wiz & Boomstick- Brandon Yates)
Boomstick: We’ve seen a lot of crazy combatants on Death Battle, but very few can enjoy kicking the crap out of everything in front of them like these two guys.
Wiz: Johnny Gat; the bloodthirsty yet brilliant right-hand-man to The Boss of The Third Street Saints.
Boomstick: And Johnny Cage; Mortal Kombat’s clown Kombatant who will wreck your future generation of offspring and descendants. He’s Wiz, and I’m Boomstick!
Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win a Death Battle!
JOHNNY GAT[]
(Music: Dark Descent- Dave James)
Wiz: The Third Street Saints are a mind-boggling gang with an insane history. They went from being a simple street gang, to running their home town of Stillwater, the nearby town of Steelport, and ended up stopping a domestic terrorist before ascending to running the United States itself!
Boomstick: But they wouldn’t have gotten anywhere without inspiration from the greatest member of the Third Street Saints (aside from The Boss, of course). This was Johnny Gat.
(JOHNNY GAT: Good thing you’re here. I was about to leave without ya. I don’t think I’m feelin’ the bat today. This is always the hardest part for me… ya know, balancing stopping power with personal enjoyment.)
Wiz: Much remains unknown about Johnny Gat. What we do know is that he was living in a district of Stillwater before seeing his home being threatened by a gang war. Eager to help put an end to it, Johnny enlisted in the Third Street Saints, a gang who was said to want to end the war before any innocents were hurt.
Boomstick: Surprisingly, Gat found out that he was really fucking good at murdering people! He’s strong enough to punch a man’s head through a tombstone, fast enough to routinely dodge speeding cars when they’re inches away from running him over and has tanked attacks that would kill any lesser person. Including being stabbed IN THE CHEST WITH A KATANA!
Wiz: His main weapon is a 45 Shepherd Pistol which can hold up to 8 clips.
Boomstick: But Johnny’s not afraid to improvise. Other weapons include the TEK Z-10 SMG or a K-8 Krukov Assault Rifle. But really, any weapon Johnny can pick up, he can master instantly.
(Music: Danger Zone- Dave James)
Wiz: While Gat was able to help defeat the rival gangs…
Boomstick: Not to mention getting a sweet girlfriend!
Wiz: …the Playa who had aided him was left supposedly dead and the leader of the Saints disbanded the group to allow a new group of criminals to take over. Johnny tried to fight back only to be arrested and sentenced to execution. Fortunately, the player awoke from their coma and aided Gat in taking over Stillwater. Taking the Saints to new levels of fame and stardom.
Boomstick: Until yet ANOTHER gang tried to take everything away from the Saints. This is where Johnny Gat met his untimely end... Or did he?
(SHAUNDI [V.O.]: JOHNNY! We’re about to jump! [Johnny smashes a thug’s head into the intercom.] JOHNNY: Right on, I’ll meet you in Still- [Johnny is cut off as Phillipe Loren shoots an assault rifle at Johnny. However, Johnny uses the goon as a literal human meat shield to block the bullets before throwing him onto Philippe and then bashing his face in repeatedly, causing blood to spray everywhere. As Johnny finishes, he hears clapping. Confused, he turns to see Zinyak applauding.] ZINYAK: Bravo! It appears your reputation doesn’t do you justice.)
(Music: Beat the Odds- Adam Drake)
Wiz: This was the alien warlord Zinyak; a conqueror of countless planets who had plans to take Earth for himself. However, much like a tactical genius should always do with these plans, Zinyak first studied Earth to ensure no one could oppose him. Through observing Gat, Zinyak deemed the lieutenant as the most puissant warrior on Earth and if left there, would single-handedly foil the invasion before it began. Gat was locked away in a virtual simulation until the Playa (now President of the United States) rescued him.
Boomstick: And Johnny got even more insane, he’s survived being burned, ripped up a chair he was tied down to, and after the Boss decided to mess around with an Ouija Board resulting in him being dragged to hell, Johnny and fellow Saint Kinzie went on a mission straight to hell and straight-up KICKED THE ASS OF FUCKING SATAN!
Wiz: Not only that, Johnny managed to obtain a ton of new powers such as being able to run at supersonic speed. He also gained wings that allowed him to fly, and a variation of powers used in a virtual simulation of Earth. Long story.
Boomstick: The blast ability allows him to shoot different elemental powers. With the stone blast, he can trap people in stone. With the soul blast, Johnny channels his inner Shang Tsung to rip someone’s soul out and immobilize them. Lastly, there’s the shadow blast which shoots out dark energy which slows someone down.
Wiz: The summoning ability allows Johnny to call forth different demons to aid him. The Imp summon materializes a small creature which explodes on Johnny’s command. The tower summon is an assistant that summons a spire to puncture enemies on the ground or shoot them out of the sky. The titan brings forth a large demon to crush enemies.
Boomstick: The Stomp Ability allows Gat to slam his foot down with powerful magic like Elsa if she were even more of a badass.
Wiz: What?
Boomstick: The Force stomp creates a powerful shockwave to knock enemies back. The Vacuum stomp creates a whirlwind that sucks enemies into one location. And the Holy stomp infuses pure holy light magic that damages everyone with divine energy.
Wiz: Lastly, Johnny gained aura powers from Vlad the Impaler himself. Said aura surrounds Johnny with different kinds of energy for varying effects. Coldfire creates ice cold flames around Johnny which allow him to easily walk through hellfire and either freeze enemies or set them on fire… somehow. This aura can even be applied to his weapons to burn demons that are usually immune to burning. Vamp aura drains nearby enemies and transfers their life-force over to Johnny to heal any wounds he may have sustained. Finally, Worship allows Johnny to enslave the minds of anyone nearby him, turning foe into ally.
Boomstick: Not only did Johnny obtain such awesome abilities, but he got some pretty sick gear as well. Like a flaming sword, a sentient frenzy-killing pistol, a gun that turns enemies into cash, a gun to make enemies prance around, a mobile comfy chair with gatling guns, a gun that covers people in digested food that makes people want to eat whoever’s covered in it, and a rocket-launcher in the form of a golden pistol with wings.
(Music: Chewing a Brick- Matt Hill)
Wiz: It’s no surprise that Johnny Gat received quite the reputation, having endured savage wounds that would kill a lesser man, not to mention having one of the highest body-counts in Video Game History. Even without his powers, Johnny Gat has proven to be quite a deadly opponent. Remember when he ripped a chair that was bolted to the ground using only his body? Well, Johnny followed that up with smashing a man’s head through an airplane window. Given how most airplanes have windows that are Plexiglass and double paned, this would mean that Johnny can punch with about 5,200 Pounds of force.
Boomstick: And as we brought up, Johnny went straight to hell and took down Satan once-and-for-all. Satan was strong enough to crack an island into five separate ones when he landed in hell. Now it’s unknown what the geography of hell was prior to Satan’s arrival, but let’s compare it to Earth back when everything was one big continent.
Wiz: If we go by that logic, the power needed to break Pangea apart and cause a continental drift would be equal to 19.91 Petatons of force that Satan could strike with! And Johnny nearly killed him! But as impressive as he is, Johnny Gat isn’t perfect. Far from it. He’s not much of a strategist and often prefers to just go in guns-blazing and kill everything in sight. Plus, he can still be put down like a normal human being.
Boomstick: Still, Johnny was able to defeat Satan and gain the favor of God himself to get one wish. So with Planet Earth having been destroyed, Johnny recreated the Earth and rebooted history, becoming a police officer who was able to keep up his murder spree alongside a special forces group known as The Agents of Mayhem. Like a freaking badass.
(JOHNNY: Hey, Satan! [Shoots Satan in the face.])
JOHNNY CAGE[]
(Music: Storm Force Epic- Bob Bradley)
Wiz: The year was 1992. After 500 Years, the demonic dimension known as Outworld had achieved nine consecutive victories in the fighting tournament known as Mortal Kombat.
Boomstick: MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
Boomstick begins singing the MK Movie theme.
Wiz: In an attempt to prevent Outworld from winning the final round and achieving the right to invade our world, the Thunder God Raiden gathered a group of Earthrealm’s most unique warriors. Among them included a Special Forces Agent, a descendant of Earthrealm’s previous best Mortal Kombat Champion…
Boomstick: And a Hollywood Actor with awesome appeal and moves, trying to prove he was the real deal. This was Johnathan Carlton; better known by his stage name of Johnny Cage.
([A pair of airplane hangar doors open revealing Cage wearing a suit and sunglasses. He takes them off looking at his armed opponents.] JOHNNY CAGE: Let’s dance. [He proceeds to parry, disable, disarm, and K.O. three of the four opponents. He then kicks one in the face as the guy looks shocked. Johnny suddenly slouches his hands annoyed.] JOHNNY CAGE [Exasperated]: This is where you fall down. [The guy’s eyes widen as he throws himself to the ground. Cage turns around angrily.] JOHNNY CAGE: WHERE DO YOU GET THESE GUYS?!])
(Music: Hollywood 2- Barrie Gledden)
Wiz: Johnny Cage was considered a great action hero. Personally, I find his movies tasteless and absurd.
Boomstick: I find them amazing and an insult that the Oscars haven’t awarded him for his wonderous career. Unfortunately, much like my ex-wives, Hollywood can be a big old bitch. Audiences lost interest with Cage so he decided to show them what-for by participating in the Mortal Kombat tournament. But don’t think that Cage didn’t come in completely unprepared.
Wiz: As it turns out, Cage has a special ability known as Shadow Energy; a mystical force passed down from a Mediterranean cult that bred warriors for the Gods. With this, Johnny Cage is capable of taking a lot of punishment as this ability can protect him from Elder Gods like Shinnok whose power is somewhere around 270 Tons of TNT worth of force.
Boomstick: With his Shadow Energy, Cage can increase his speed tenfold. Johnny can even throw the Shadow Projectile like it was a bouncy ball. But if he’s low on health, he unlocks Red Shadow Energy which makes his attacks even more powerful.
Wiz: But Cage is still a normal man. He needed to be able to hold his ground without his oddly-specific energy. Fortunately, his time as an action star allowed him to soak up knowledge of some of the greatest fighting styles history has provided. This includes Karate, Shinto Ryu, and Shorin Ryu. He even mastered Bruce Lee’s signature Jeet Kune Do fighting style.
Boomstick: But my favorite move of his is Johnny’s patented Nut Punch. He’s so strong that he can punch your rod and balls back into your body!
Wiz: Disgusting.
Boomstick: Oh, I beg to differ. In fact, Johnny and another character we covered inspired a new fighting move of mine!
Wiz: Nice try, Boomstick. You do remember how it ended…
Boomstick grabs a remote control and moved the joystick. Seconds later, one of Wiz’s spare hands comes flying in on a remote-control rocket and gets loged in Wiz’s butt.
Wiz (Screaming): A-aaaooooooooowwwwww!!!
Wiz looks as Boomstick with tears in his eyes.
Wiz (Weakly): Why?
(Music: Famous- Bob Bradley)
Boomstick: Sometimes it feels good to use a classic. Anyways, even before discovering his powers Cage was able to prove how much of a badass he was in Mortal Kombat.
Wiz: The Tournament or the Game Series?
Boomstick: Yes. He’s strong enough to chop a head in half, can break bones and decapitate people with an uppercut, and most impressively; he once broke titanium with his bare hands.
Wiz: In order to break it, Johnny would need to strike with a blow well over 91,744 Tons of force.
Boomstick: He’s dodged point-blank automatic gunfire, and has kept up with kombatants like Kabal who can parry bullets at six-hundredths of a second! He’s fought and bested both Scorpion and Sub-Zero at once, and they’re pretty fast as well.
Wiz: Cage survived being in the middle of a collapsing wall, fought for several hours without showing signs of fatigue, and even survived blasts from Elder Gods like Raiden and Shinnok thanks to his Shadow Energy. More impressive is that he survived and powered through Sub-Zero’s instant-freezing powers which can drop human temperature below freezing point.
Boomstick: Once, he even withstood Sindel sonic scream which is comparable to 500 tons of TNT. But Cage isn’t afraid to fight with weapons every now and then. Such as his bowie knife, a pistol, an assault rifle, a nunchaku, brass knuckles, a FREAKING AWARD, and even a camera which Johnny can use to channel his inner Frank West and blind enemies with by flashing them.
Wiz: Johnny Cage is certainly a dirty fighter, but he does have his weaknesses. His Shadow Energy seems to be a defensive weapon against Elder Gods specifically. He can still be put down like a normal human and has died in a few alternate timelines. He can also be cocky and arrogant, often running into danger without thinking of a plan first. Yet, through his first Mortal Kombat Tournament in the current timeline, Johnny learned humility through Sonya Blade. The two eventually married and had a daughter who was just as skilled as her parents. Johnny would then give up acting to become part of the Special Forces just as his wife and daughter had.
Boomstick: And proving himself as the best damn father on the planet. God bless this wonderful actor.
([Cage is seen uppercutting Kano, breaking his jaw and making it dangle.] WOMAN [V.O.] CUT! Reset! [Johnny groans as a boom mike is seen. Then a clapboard appears with ‘Deadly Uppercut’ written on it.] DIRECTOR [V.O.]: Deadly Uppercut take two. [The clapboard moves away.] WOMAN [V.O.]: Action! [Cage uppercuts Kano once again, punching Kano’s jaw off and busting his throat.] WOMAN [V.O.]: CUT! CAGE [Angirly]: Who hired this guy?! What the F%#@! [The clapboard comes in once more.] DIRECTOR [V.O.]: Deadly Uppercut take nineteen. [The clapboard moves away. Cage manages to punch off the upper half of Kano’s head, only to have it be stuck in there. Frustrated, he throws it at the screen while flipping Kano’s head off.]
DEATH BATTLE[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let’s end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It’s time for a DEATH BATTTTLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
PRE-FIGHT[]
Johnny Gat is seen having a beer at the Saints HQ while watching a stripper show on TV. Shaundi and Pierce walk in. Pierce is holding a magazine under his arm.
SHAUNDI: Johnny! Have you seen the news?!
JOHNNY GAT: Why bother? We’re making over 50,000 grand a day! Unless there’s something exciting happening, I’m content to sit my ass down and surf the TV for the Stripper Pole Channel.
PIERCE: Oh, I think you’ll want to see this.
Pierce shows Johnny the magazine cover. Johnny takes a quick look and is about to return to relaxing when he does a double take. Snatching the magazine from Pierce, he finds that the image is of Johnny Cage dressed like Gat. Gat flips open the article.
JOHNNY GAT (Reading): “Johnny Cage, star of the Ninja Mime Series, Tommy Scissorfists, and Fatal Infinity has recently been cast in a Documentary Drama surrounding the life of the infamous lieutenant of the Third Street Saints; Johnny Gat?!”
Gat throws the magazine down.
JOHNNY GAT: Does the boss know about this?!
SHAUNDI: No. Which is why I think it’s best that we take care of this before he gets back. We don’t want to do anything crazy.
They both look at her with a confused look.
SHAUNDI: Okay, crazier than what we usually do.
PIERCE: That’s why I’ve been working on a legal plan to take that smug actor prick down. We’ll sue for him not being your ethnicity-
JOHNNY GAT (Interrupting): Sounds great, Pierce, but I’ve got a foolproof plan of my own.
PIERCE: What’s that?
Johnny tosses the magazine up into the air and pulls out a gun from behind his back. He shoots the magazine and right through the image of Cage dressed at Gat.
JOHNNY GAT: I go to wherever they’re filming this fucking thing and waste all those motherfuckers.
We cut over to a studio where we see Johnny Cage dressed as Johnny Gat from the beginning of Saints Row The Third. Johnny is angrily talking on his phone.
JOHNNY CAGE: Cage-Con doesn’t exist without me! They can afford me! You know what?! Fuck you and your shitty movie! I’m making art here, and I’m not going to be in a film where I die within the first five minutes! When I finish with this, I’m going to get a gun, go to my trailer, and shoot myself for almost being in your movie!
Johnny hangs up angrily and walks up onto set where someone dressed as Aisha is waiting in front of a green screen background.
DIRECTOR (V.O.): Okay, here we go! Johnny Gat: Love and Thugs! Scene 29, Take One! ACTION
AISHA ACTRESS: Oh, Johnny. Please don’t go with The Saints again!
JOHNNY CAGE (Dramatically): I’m sorry, Aisha. I love you… but I love the Saints more. I know I’ve never been fair to you, but I promise, when we’re done… we’ll be together… forever.
DIRECTOR (V.O.): CUT! Great work, Mr. Cage! Let’s reset for the next scene…
(Music: Johnny v Johnny: Saintly Kombat- Brandon Yates)
Suddenly, the wall explodes and everyone screams running in different directions. The real Johnny Gat walks in angrily.
JOHNNY GAT: Actually, you can take a break. Permanently.
JOHNNY CAGE (Realizing What’s Going On): Oh. Shit.
JOHNNY GAT: So you’re the bitch who thought they could play me, huh? Alright then!
Gat runs forward and punches Cage right in the face. The punch is somehow strong enough to knock the dye out Cage’s hair and send him flying back into a pile of crates. Gat smirks only for Cage to leap out, tearing away his Johnny Gat costume to reveal himself in his MK 11 Past Outfit. He also has the Gat glasses broken so he tosses them away and pulls out his regular shades.
JOHNNY CAGE: That tears it! Those glasses cost the studio $500! Time to show you I’m the real deal, pal!
FIGHT![]
Johnny Gat takes out a K-8 Krukov assault rifle and begins firing at Johnny Cage. The Hollywood star jumps and weaves through the bullets flashing a smile complete with a sparkle in his perfectly white teeth. He then pulls out his own assault rifle from his inner jacket pocket and begins firing back. The two move around in a circle unable to hit their opponent.
JOHHNY CAGE (Grinning): Yippee-ki-yay, amiright?
Gat growls and throws a grenade. Cage looks at him amused.
JOHNNY CAGE: Oh, you’re good.
The explosion goes off as a smoke cloud fills the room. When it dissipates, Johnny Cage is nowhere to be seen. The lieutenant of the Third Street Saints looks around confused before a foot kicks him in the face. We see it’s Johnny now using his Shadow Power abilities.
JOHNNY CAGE: Like that? Fans think my moves are all wirework and special effects. Truth is.. I am the special effects.
Gat punches Johnny straight in the gut and runs him through a set backdrop. This backdrop resembles the Subway Stage from Mortal Kombat 3. Johnny Cage uses his Shadow Power to knock Gat back a bit and then follows it up with a series of swift blows. The Hollywood Actor then follows it up with an axe kick and then a roundhouse kick to the Saint’s chin, dislocating it. Gat falls to the ground. Johnny Cage hops back and forth bringing one knee up and smirking.
JOHNNY CAGE: So does this mean I can still play you?
Johnny Gat pulls out a large flaming sword and swings it, only for Cage to side-step back and dodge it.
JOHNNY CAGE: Ha! Missed me!
JOHNNY GAT (Smirking): Did I?
An explosion goes off knocking the Kombatant back and looking surprised.
JOHNNY CAGE (In disbelief): Wait- WHAT?!
Gat comes running at him, so Cage pulls out his bowie knife and swings to the right hard, knocking the sword out of Gat’s hand. The bowie knife starts to glow, so Cage throws it at Gat who kicks it away. Johnny Gat responds by pulling out a Katana blade and swinging at Johnny Cage. Cage keeps side-stepping back until Gat closes the distance between them. The Saint manages to stab Cage in the shoulder, but the actor gets his pistol out and shoots Gat in the chest multiple times. Gat just grits his teeth and headbutts Cage through the wall of the set knocking them into a set based on the Gangstas in Space Movie seen in the ending to Saints Row The Third. Gat’s arms light up as he uses his cold aura making Cage’s body freeze up almost instantly.
JOHNNY GAT: How’s this for a frosty reception, motherfucker?
Cage manages to move much to Gat’s surprise.
JOHNNY CAGE (Chattering): Not bad… you… had me… by the balls.
Suddenly, Cage breaks free of the ice and does the splits. The Mortal Kombat Kontestant rears his fist back and delivers an almighty blow straight to Johnny Gat’s nuts. The deadliest man on Earth looks surprised as he wheezes, holding his groin, wheezing in pain. Johnny Cage smiles and gives a thumbs up. Groaning in annoyance, Gat takes out The Last Supper and shoots it onto Johnny, covering him in pink goop.
JOHNNY CAGE: Oh, god! What the hell is this?! This better not mess up my Cage Gel, Asshole!
Suddenly, crew and cast members stumble towards Johnny. They began to try and bite at him.
JOHNNY CAGE: Uh… guys! This can’t be sanitary, guys?!
JOHNNY GAT: Y’know, I have the distinct Impression they’re not listening to ya right now. Smart people.
The people take more bites out of him as Cage groans in pain. Finally, his Shadow Power turns red as he pushes everything off of him. He runs head-first at Gat, upper cutting him upwards and breaking Gat’s skull, before punching the Saint’s body up into a stalactite which goes through Johnny Gat’s chest. He finishes this off with a volley of Shadow Power balls to bring the stalactite down with Johnny Gat before breaking the back of the stalactite over Johnny Gat’s head, causing it to bleed. Johnny Cage then throws a giant Shadow Power Ball of Energy at the lights above Johnny Gat, causing them to fall and explode over him. Johnny Cage does a backflip to dodge out of the way and lands in a Spider-Man-styled crouch as he gets up and does some posing.
JOHNNY CAGE: Oh, yeah! Johnny Caaage! That’s me!
Suddenly, there is a rumbling noise. Cage looks back at the flaming wreck in disbelief.
JOHNNY CAGE: You… you gotta be fuckin’ kidding me!
The fire and debris is shot off as Johnny Gat stands up gritting his teeth. Wings have sprouted from his back and his chest is glowing with purple energy. Although wearing sunglasses, Johnny Gat’s eyes almost seem to stare deep into Johnny Cage’s soul.
JOHNNY GAT (Screaming): I’M DONE FUCKING AROUND HERE!!!!!
Johnny Gat flies at supersonic speed, grabbing Cage with him. The two fly up into the air as Johnny Gat uses his Coldfire ability to enhance The Ark of the Covenant. He fires multiple demonically-charged rockets Johnny Cage. The Hollywood Kombatant is blasted into the air with the energy as he screams in pain, his Shadow Power doing nothing to stop it. The winged Saint grabs both sides of Johnny Cage’s head and uses his Stone Blast turning Cage into stone. Gat grabs the stone Kombatant’s head and zooms back down to the ground at super-sonic speed shoving the petrified body of Johnny Cage face-forward at the last second. We cut to an orbital view from the atmosphere as a large impact is seen near Hollywood. Back on Earth, Cage’s stone body lies in pieces as Johnny Gat stands victorious.
JOHNNY GAT: Looks like you got hit balls deep, asshole.
Johnny Gat slams Johnny Cage’s head into the ground and stomps on it, crushing the stone head into multiple broken pieces.
JOHNNY GAT: Fatality, motherfucker.
K.O.![]
ANNOUNCER: K.O.!
RESULTS[]
Boomstick: Man! That was stone-cold!
Wiz: Johnny Cage had many advantages. He was faster, and more experienced in tactical combat thanks to becoming an agent of the Special Forces.
Boomstick: But the more we looked into it, Cage couldn’t stack up when Gat started pulling out all his crazy powers.
Wiz: While defeating Shinnok was no small feat, it paled to Johnny Gat’s power of overpowering Satan who could crack a continent just by landing on it. Putting Johnny leagues above Cage’s greatest strength. Plus, Gat has been dealing with people trained in the military all of his adult life. Not to mention his Satanic Powers gave him an advantage over Cage’s Shadow Power. Keep in mind that Johnny Cage’s powers seem to only work against Elder Gods. A bullet could still put him down, meaning that while the Shadow Power was good for offensive, it was pretty worthless in defensive abilities since Gat’s powers were not tied to the Elder Gods in any way.
Boomstick: Speaking of which, Gat held the durability advantage WAAAAYYY more that Cage did. Cage only managed to survive with help from others while Gat was able to still fight with bullets and a Katana stabbed into his body!
Wiz: To be fair, Johnny Cage showed incredible resilience to the freezing power of Sub-Zero which meant he could certainly tank the coldfire aura. But everything else was pretty much out of his league. Johnny Cage may have been a Kombatant tough enough to rival gods, but he wasn’t enough to overcome the brutal power of the Saint’s best lieutenant.
Boomstick: This CAGE-Match really ROCKED hard when the SAINT came crashing in.
Wiz: The winner is Johnny Gat.
TRIVIA[]
The connection between Johnny Gat and Johnny Cage is that they are both video game legends known for their dirty-fighting and over-the-top nature. They also happen to both share the same first name and are considered celebrities in their world.
This fight would ideally be in 3D Animation.
The soundtrack title is a parody of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. It also references the fact that both fighters are named Johnny and alludes to both The Saints and Mortal Kombat.
The song would ideally be a hard-rock song with a dubstep undertone beat and leitmotifs to both the Saints Row theme and the Mortal Kombat theme.
Johnny Cage complaining about Gat breaking sunglasses worth $500 is a reference to the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie when Johnny fought Goro who crushed his sunglasses. Johnny later infamously remarked "Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole!"