This is a matchup between Johnny C. from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and Jefferey Woods from Creepypasta. Created by Ctpeyton.
Intro[]
Wiz: Johnny C. - the Homicidal Maniac born from the mind of Jhonen Vasquez.
Boomstick: And Jeff the Killer - Creepypasta's disturbingly adored psychopath.
Wiz: It's one thing for serial killers to roam the real world freely, but for them to be specifically created in fiction for ENTERTAINMENT and POPULARIZATION is questionable.
Boomstick: Oh, let the edgy fangirls have their fun. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!
Johnny goes WACKY in DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: How do you describe “insanity”? The nonstop struggle in life? Constantly being seen or described as a nuisance or a freak? Trying to distract your own flaws by making fun of someone less fortunate and/or on a lower level than you? Living amongst aliens?
Boomstick: “Insanity” to me is going all over the place killing people who have nothing to do with your depression. Such as a Johnny C., but you can call him “Nny” for short.
Background
- Nickname: Nny
- Age: 25
- Height: 5’9”
- Race: Mexican
- Lives at House 777
- Writes Happy Noodle Boy comics
- Likes: Cherry BrainFreezy and FizWiz, Night Sky, Pop Rocks and Soda
- Dislikes: Sleep, Roaches, “Wacky”
Boomstick: Little is known about Nny’s past.
Boomstick: Only vague hints like he was a troubled kid, and he used to be a brilliant artist who went insane after losing his talent.
Boomstick: Then he just went out and killed people, whether they were assholes to him or completely innocent. Also, he needed to keep his walls wet with blood or a tentacle monster would get out.
Boomstick: But he did have an actual innocent hobby of writing those Noodle Boy Comics and had his imaginary friends to discuss his wacky thoughts with.
Wiz: I’d refrain from saying that word around Johnny. His body count reaches the dozens if not hundreds or perhaps even the thousands. The authorities were unable to capture Johnny, almost as if he didn’t exist even though his crimes were out in the open. He murdered a whole taco restaurant and music store, massacring everyone before blowing the place up.
Wiz: During the mayhem, Johnny had shown some crazy killing prowess and strength.
Feats
- Murdered a whole taco restaurant and music store
- Survived a brutal beating despite having massive head trauma and severe Hemorrhaging
- Survived putting his head in the trash compactor
- Pierced a cashier’s head with a mannequin hand
- Can cut someone’s head off with a simple knife swing
- Disemboweled an officer with a plastic spork
- Clawed a man’s head open and ripped half his brain out
- Came back from death/being shot in the head
Boomstick: He quickly filled a woman’s mouth with a bunch of knives, stomped in someone’s head, ripped someone’s throat out, ripped a woman’s legs off with his bare hands, cut someone’s head off with a single knife swing...
Boomstick: ...and disemboweled a police officer with, of all things, a PLASTIC SPORK.
Wiz: And Johnny clawed a man’s head open and ripped half his brain out; Don’t worry, this man actually DESERVED that!
Wiz: But killing isn’t even the worst Johnny can do. He occasionally kidnaps his victims and tortures them with his various devices.
Boomstick: And WOO, the people in this world can take some abuse! One man lived even with his eyes RIPPED OUT and PINNED TO THE WALL, and another is still alive even with his arms cut off and a STICK THROUGH HIS HEAD!
Wiz: One woman who was JUST being electrocuted in the bathtub was still alive and stuck to the floor.
Boomstick: This type of bodily punishment reminds me of that Invader Zim episode where everyone’s organs were replaced with objects, including a receptionist who had her brain replaced with soda. But she could answer the phone just fine aside from her bubbling instead of talking.
Wiz: Huh? Oh, I forgot the twisted mind of Jhonen Vasquez also birth a "kid's" show on Nickelodeon. But why are you referencing Invader Zim?
Boomstick: You don’t know? The worlds are connected: The aliens from the Squee spinoff comic appeared in an episode...
Boomstick: ...then the teacher first appeared in there, too.
Boomstick: Hey, there’s a Happy Noodle Boy comic!
Wiz: Hm, also didn’t notice this demon looks eerily similar to Johnny.
Boomstick: The JVCU is real!
Wiz: Johnny can take damage, too. Seeing as he survived putting his head in a trash compactor and a beating from his ex-girlfriend that left him with massive head trauma and severe Hemorrhaging.
Boomstick: But it’s not like Johnny is an invincible superhuman. He WAS fatally shot in the head by a suicide trap he made.
Boomstick: When dead, he was accidently sent to heaven, where he blew everyone’s minds (LITERALLY) before being sent to Hell and getting kicked out.
Boomstick: Oh, but can we mention Johnny’s regeneration? Yeah, he can do that.
Wiz: No he can't, what are you talking about?
Boomstick: Wiz, look - the bullet hole in his head was gone the next day, and I didn’t mention his face was stomped on multiple times before he died, but his face was in one piece when he woke up. REGENERATION!
Wiz: I- hm, unless these are art-errors, I guess we should might as well count those in.
Boomstick: Nny has a plethora of weapons to murder or just FUCK UP his victims.
Killing Arsenal
- Knives
- Katanas
- Cleaver
- Handsaw
- Axe
- Scythe
- Bow and Arrow
- Chained Hooks
- Hammer
- Mallet
- Sledgehammer
- Buzzsaw
- Screwdriver
- Claws
- Metal Stick
- Taser
- Gun
- Explosives
- Lighter
- Spork
Boomstick: Blades of every kind are found around his house, his main murder tools he uses are knives (of course, their classics), only he has KATANAS! What serial killer have you seen use swords?! No! Jason with the machete doesn't count!
Wiz: Johnny also has an axe and a scythe. He can throw a buzzsaw, wield a hammer, mallet, and sledgehammer. He sneaks behind his prey and electrocutes them with a taser to knock them unconscious. He can prevent victims from getting away by catching them in fish hooks, and like I said before, he has BOMBS. And another unusual weapon for a serial killer is a bow and arrow, which Johnny used just for a joke.
Boomstick: And in case of emergencies or desperation, he knows how to use a GUN.
Wiz: Now that brings us to complicated subject: for anyone thinking Johnny is but a heartless, homicidal maniac who loves what he does, that’s actually not the case. He does often question why he is doing what he does, and often tries to kill himself out of self-hate. But simultaneously, Johnny is afraid of death as it is an eternal sleep. What Johnny desired most is freedom. Which is why he made the decision to leave the killer life behind, betraying his destiny as a "flusher" of humanity and start anew somewhere else.
Boomstick: Look, when your crimes even make an Angel barf, you know you gotta change for the better.
Don't sleep on Jeff in Death Battle![]
Boomstick: So you remember those Creepypasta stories that were the rage on the internet like a decade ago? Those SPOOKY stories about serial killers of supernatural nature on the loose like Eyeless Jack or Laughing Jack? What the hell is a Jason the Toymaker? And just for the stupidity, there were stories based on children’s games and shows to traumatize the kiddies like Sonic. EXE, where Sonic has bleeding eyes and kills his friends, Red Mist about Squidward deleting himself from the Earth, and Cupcakes, where that damn pink, party-loving pony tortures Rainbow Dash.
Wiz: But right next to the infamous Slender Man, the most popular amongst this edgy media is Jeff the Killer.
Background
- Full Name: Jeffrey Alan Woods
- Aliases: Jeffrey the Killer, The Ominous Unknown Killer, Marked One, Joker-Reject/Rip-off
- Age: Teens-20’s
- Height: 5’6”
- Brother of Homicidal Liu
- Theorized to be a proxy of Slenderman
- Hobbies: Killing, Stalking, Drinking, Smoking
Boomstick: But before that, Jeffrey Woods and his family moved to a new house in a new neighborhood. At the bus stop, they were harassed by bullies. This was when Jeff had this… urge… this need to not just defend his brother Liu… BUT HURT THESE ASSHOLES!
Wiz: This rush of rage allowed Jeff to break one of the kid’s arms, swiftly dodge another kid’s attack and hit the fat kid so hard in the gut, he barfed.
Boomstick: Well, it’s good Jeff taught those bullies a lesson. Bad news, he and Liu were accused of assault, leaving Liu to hand himself over to the police to save his bro. What a chad!
Wiz: The next day, despite their son being sent to Juvie, Jeff’s parents forced him to go to a child’s (who they didn’t know) birthday party. It was fine until the bullies came back with… GUNS??? Aren’t these kids 12 or 13??
Boomstick: It’s America, Wiz. We all gotta stay strapped!
Feats (Before becoming a killer)
- Brutally beat his 3 bullies with a metal rod
- Tanked glass being smashed into his face
- Punched Randy so hard he suffered heart failure
- Dodged gunshots
- Ripped a towel rag off the wall
- Survived being set on fire
- Endured burning his eyelids and slicing his mouth
Wiz: Jeff’s rageful feeling returned. The urge to KILL. In the scuffle, he managed to twist one of the kids’ foot. He withstood being stabbed in the shoulder and being thrown through a glass patio door. He even managed to punch the leader straight in the heart, causing heart failure, which is questionable given that the heart is guarded by the ribs, so did Jeff break his ribs?
Boomstick: Loose writing aside, Jeff ran to the bathroom, where he was set on fire due to the bleach and alcohol that got on him during the struggle.
Wiz: Jeff’s skin was turned pure white and had a leathery feel to it, and his hair was singed from brown to black, and his mind was gone completely.
Boomstick: Meh, might be the painkillers.
Wiz: But would painkillers make you kill your parents AND your brother?
Boomstick: WAIT! OK, I get frustrated at the parent, his mom told the dad to get a gun, but why LIU??
Wiz: Luckily, Liu is still out there. So was Jeff, now with his mouth carved into a smile and his eyelids burnt off, the young boy known as Jeff was now a killer: Jeff the Killer. For years, Jeff has killed what the media believes to be thousands of people, all involving him sneaking into their homes at night and killing them by surprise, his trademark method being when his victims are in their beds, ready to “go to sleep”.
Boomstick: Ooooh! He said the thing, fangirls!
Wiz: Jeff’s preferred killing tool is his bloody kitchen knife.
Killing Arsenal
- Kitchen Knife
- Bowie Knife
- Meat cleaver
- Medieval sword
- Machete
- Power Tools
- Can of gasoline, alcohol bottle, jug of bleach and a match
Wiz: It’s… uh… sharp and dangerous. Easy to wield to allow Jeff to swiftly stab, gut, and/or disembowel his victims. He can also throw it.
Boomstick: Jeff also uses an 8-inch bowie knife - the kind of knife used for hunting even Ghostface would approve. Much more cool than an old kitchen knife. In other stories, he uses a much more menacing meat cleaver, medieval sword or a machete like the good ol’ Man Behind the Mask.
Wiz: Once, Jeff snuck into his old friend Jane’s house, killed her parents, tied her up, poured bleach on her and lit her on fire - the same fate he suffered.
Boomstick: HARD CORE AS FUCK! Can I bring up that this psycho easily killed two police officers? So Jeff must be really strong to overpower people like that.
Wiz: Right. Strength that is amplified by his killer instinct; he can lift a grown man and throw him over a balcony then pin him down with one foot…
Feats (As a killer)
- Can break down doors
- Can stab through a person’s skull
- Threw a grown man over a balcony and held him down with one foot
- Tied with Slenderman in a fight
- Survived being penetrated in the stomach by a tree branch in a burning forest
- Tied with Jane the Killer in a fight, and survived the collapsing house and blood loss
- Went on a killing spree while dressed as Santa Clause
Wiz: …break down doors, stab through a girl’s skull with his knife, but so can he rip a man's stomach open with just his bare hands.
Boomstick: Jeff’s pretty fast, too, being able to rush his victims before they can get away or react in time, and he can dodge bullets or just power through them. Which brings us to the point of him having a hell of a pain tolerance, even withstanding being slammed into granite and stone when he fought THE ABSOLUTE GOAT SLENDER MAN!
Wiz: He barely survived being pierced in the stomach by a tree branch while the forest was catching fire. Afterward, he survived and proceeded to kill a couple. Time passed before running into Jane again…
Boomstick: Remember her?
Wiz: …who had been stalking Jeff for 11 years to prepare for the most brutal fight in the Creepypasta fandom involving Jeff getting pierced and drilled into a lot with power tools and ending with the house burning down.
Boomstick: Finally putting an end to Jeff’s bloody ramp-, wait, HE’S STILL ALIVE!?!
Wiz: Despite being a killer gaining new methods over the years from his killing spree, Jeff is insane and primarily aims to rush in and get the kill without being concerned with any plans or his own safety.
Boomstick: Pfft, who needs all that crap when you’re an unstoppable killer who’s only goal is putting as many people to sleep as possible? Yet, another youth corrupted by the cruelty of life. Driven mad by the bullies, his uncaring parents trying to look flawless, and... possibly possession by a Chaos God? Nah, he's just angry if not overall insane.
Wiz: But you were on a roll there, Boomstick. When not overcome with bloodlust, Jeff does on occasion express hatred towards himself and what he is doing. He does, too, regret what he had done to his brother, Liu. But, unfortunately, there is no turning back. That was then, this is now. Now, all the boy formerly known as Jeffrey Woods can do now is KILL.
Interlude[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!
Before Fight[]
It’s nighttime, the time where a day’s work (or whatever people do with their existence) can come to an end and the hard-workers go back to their humble homes with their families (unless they live alone) and take a well-deserved sleep, not worried about the possible dangers that can take place even in their personal solitude. A break-in, or a murder, or BOTH.
Speaking of which, “Jeff the Killer”, as the media called him, was visiting the neighborhood. His appearance was as disturbing as his pictures made him out to be: black shoes and pants to match with the darkness, white hoodie drenched with the fresh blood of his victims, but what stood out was his face - eyes forever wide and never closing, a “joker-ish” smile, and bleach white skin.
He looks at the array of houses. Most of them had their lights off, meaning people were asleep, meaning they were easy targets for Jeff. But, fortunately for the innocent, he was feeling a little tired. So he just picks a particularly run-down shack to spend the night.
He walks up to the shack.
Normally, he would go through the front door if his victims were dumb enough to leave it unlocked, but the windows were already opened, well, more like shattered and barred up.
Jeff: Heh, Heh.
With his sheer strength, Jeff rips the boards that blocked the broken window. Done, he climbs inside. First thing he noticed was the wall; it was painted red… blood red… fresh, red blood. Jeff’s smile only widens. If the blood was fresh, that meant someone was still here.
Jeff takes out his kitchen knife, its blade still covered with some blood, and makes his way to the next room. He slowly opens the door, and sure enough, there was the homeowner, sleeping on a mattress in the middle of the room. The sleeping man was skinny (but still full with blood), messy and short hair, and was wearing a full body suit made from black leather… or no, is it that kinky latex shit…? WHO FUCKING CARES! HE’LL BE DEAD!
Jeff slowly makes his way towards the man like he had done with his past victims, careful not to wake them before he stabs into their flesh. Once he stands on top of the still slumbering man, Jeff raises the lethal blade above his head and whispers his famous catchphrase…
Jeff: Go to sleep.
Suddenly, the knife is kicked out of Jeff’s hand before he could react.
FIGHT![]
Johnny: SLEEP?!? FUCK SLEEP!!! INTRUDER!!! INTRUDER!!!
Before Jeff could react to this, Johnny had already jumped onto him and was whaling punch after punch and occasional scratching onto his already messed up face. Jeff kicks Johnny off him and looks around for his knife.
Johnny: You dropped something.
Jeff feels a piercing pain in the back of his leg. He looks and sees that Johnny had stabbed him in his leg with his own knife.
Johnny: THAT WAS RUDE! I *WAS* TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOU SNEAK INTO MY HOUSE UNINVITED AND TRY TO STAB ME, YOU VAMPIRE!
Jeff kicks Johnny in the face and dashes out of the room. While running, he stops after looking at the inside of the bathroom. He enters and locks the door.
Jeff: No! Not another damn FAKE gonna top me!
What caught Jeff's interest in this bathroom was the bathtub. It is filled with weapons: Saws! Knives! A drill! Ooh! A FUCKING SWORD! AND IT’S WHAT THE KNIGHTS USE! That would do...
Suddenly, there was rapid and wild banging at the door, which turned into chopping at the wood. It was Johnny breaking/cutting down the door with an axe. When the door was chopped up good enough, he kicks it, completely shattering it into pieces.
Johnny: HERE’S ME!!!
But there was seemingly no sign of that pale, smiling fuck anywhere. He sees, however, that for some reason, the bathtub's curtain was closed. He only had a second to recognize all of this before Jeff the hooded intruder swiftly opens the curtain… and blocks a buzzsaw thrown at him with the medieval sword.
Jeff: SHIT!
He jumps out of the tub and swings the sword down vertically at Johnny, who moves to the side and punches Jeff in the side of his stomach with clawed knuckles. Johnny is back-handed into the bathtub. When dashing at Johnny a second time, Jeff swings the sword horizontally at Johnny’s neck, only for it to be blocked by a HANDSAW of all things. Their blades struggle against each other, until Johnny gives Jeff a swift kick in the nuts, making him stagger backwards. Johnny swings the handsaw, slicing across Jeff’s neck. Bleeding out, Jeff runs out of the bathroom.
He’s now in the kitchen heating the blade of a meat cleaver over an active stove. He lifts the knife to his neck and connects it with his skin, cauterizing the cut.
Behind him, Johnny pokes out from behind a corner while holding a bow in his hand. He takes out an arrow, aims it at Johnny’s head and lets it fly. But Jeff ducks, making the arrow hit the wall instead. He then quickly turns and throws the still red hot butchering tool at Johnny’s shoulder, embedding it into his flesh, and it boils the meat inside.
Johnny: AHHHH!!! HOT!!! HOT!!! IT BURNS!!!
Sword in hand, Jeff dashes at Johnny, who suddenly swings a SCYTHE!
Jeff: [snickers] You gotta be kidding me…
This somehow had become a semi sword fight – both killers swinging their respective blades at each other, matching each other’s speed and creating sparks when their blades hit each other all the while.
Jeff: This all you got?! I’ve fought a black-eyed, white bitch that could swing better than you!
Johnny: HUH? SORRY. CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE CLASHING.
The scythe and sword clash again and struggle against each other. But Johnny gets the upper hand, forcing Jeff to kneel on the floor as the edge of his sword is being forced down onto his face. He releases one of his hands from the handle and reaches behind him.
Alcohol is splashed onto Johnny. Jeff throws away the alcohol flask and lights a match with his thumb before throwing it at Johnny, lighting him on fire.
Johnny: SHIIIIT!!! THAT BURNS TOO!!! NOW I NOW HOW THAT KID AT THE PARK FELT!!!
Jeff gets up and unsheathes an 8-inch bowie knife from his belt.
Jeff: CAN’T YOU JUST G-
Jeff is caught off since he had to duck before the thrown scythe could chop his head off. Meanwhile, the fiery Johnny is on his way down the basement.
Down there in a hall filled with doors, Johnny falls to the floor and rolls around, putting out the fire.
Johnny: PHEW! Just like what I learned in kindergarten... after I lit my classmate on fire.
He then looks for somewhere he could hide in. The first room's door he opens reveals a woman tied upside down and a bear trap stuck on her head; her blood pouring down a drain.
Johnny: Oops! Sorry, mam.
He closes the door and runs to the next one.
When the door is opened, that room is revealed to hold a screaming, limbless man having his exposed guts sliced by a swinging guillotine. Johnny quickly slams the door. He holds an expression of disgust as if he’d seen something revolting.
???: Nny.
Johnny looks at the next door after hearing his nickname being called. It was one of his inner voices, Psycho Doughboy.
Psycho Doughboy: Why bother fighting or running? Just let that man kill you and it'll all be over.
Johnny: What? No. That’s sui- oh, that’s your schtick. But no anyway. Why would I just let him win? That’s not fair.
Psycho Doughboy: Says the man who has slaughtered and tortured countless, defenseless innocents.
Johnny: Those fucks had it coming. That’s what they get for looking at m-
Before Johnny could finish, he hears Jeff’s approaching voice.
Jeff: C’mon, chicken! I don’t like games, and that includes hide ‘n seek!
Psycho Doughboy: Get in.
Johnny opens the door the dark Pillsbury mascot is standing in front of. The room contains an iron maiden, its opened doors revealing its bloody, but still sharp spikes. Johnny grew a wicked smile on his face, reminiscent of the Grinch.
Jeff eventually re-opens the same door, bowie knife in hand. His permanently wide, blood-shot eyes scan the room. Of course, it was only the room he was focused on, not the floor… or the ceiling! Johnny falls behind Jeff and strikes the back of his neck with a taser. The electricity only stunned Jeff for a second as his bloodlust still gave him the strength to grab Johnny’s wrist and break it, making him drop the taser. Then he kicks him away.
Johnny looks at his dangling hand.
Johnny: You know, I’m starting to-
He is cut off as he had to dodge a swing from Jeff’s bowie knife.
Jeff: GO TO SLEEP, DAMMIT!!!
Johnny continues talking while dodging Jeff’s swings.
Johnny: No. I’m not tired yet. I was just starting to have fun! Here!
Backed into a corner, Johnny kicks over an umbrella holder, which was holding two of Johnny’s iconic (custom-made, by the way) katanas and a machete. Johnny kicks the machete over to Jeff before picking up his katanas, his broken wrist somehow healed.
Johnny: You can have fun while killing. Take it from me. AND I would rather die on my legs than begging on my knees. Classic way to prove your superiority over a human victim like me.
Jeff: [chuckles] You gotta be fucking with me.
The two killers engage in another sword fight, but this time, it was with duel-swords; Johnny wields his katanas and Jeff holding the machete and his long enough bowie knife. Their clashing blades clank against each other, making sparks like before. When met with an opening, Jeff swings a kick at Johnny’s stomach and a punch to his cheek, only for him to endure the hit and keep swinging his swords.
Johnny: So, let's take this time to finally have a conversation before one of us dies. How is it that you decided to be a killer? Let me guess. Bullying?
Jeff: Sh- SHUT UP!
Johnny: Ok. Ok. Didn't mean to get touchy. Maybe it was because you had no other choices in life. Perhaps you do this to feel satisfaction in your empty and lonely life.
Jeff: You don’t know anything-
Johnny: Oh well. If you have a family, I hope they’re pro-
Jeff: I SAID SHUT UP!!!!
While holding back Johnny’s katanas with the machete, Jeff had dug his bowie knife into Johnny’s abdomen. He swings horizontally, making Johnny’s guts hang out. Jeff wasn’t done, though; he stabs Johnny straight through the frontal lobe. Jeff yanks the knife out of the fellow maniac’s skull, making him fall backwards to the floor, and pins his body to the ground with his foot. He raises both the bowie knife and machete, ready to finish probably the third most difficult kill he has ever done. But he turns and sees the iron maiden, and his smile grows wider.
Jeff: Lucky you. I just thought of a better way to tuck you in. You look awfully tired.
Jeff stabs Johnny in the gut with the machete and lifts him up off the floor with it. He slowly carries him over to the torture cabinet. He stares Johnny dead in his still conscious eyes as he whispers his infamous catchphrase.
Jeff: Go. To. Sleep-
Then Jeff hears beeping. But before he could question it, Johnny had shoved something in his mouth. It was… A TICKING BOMB?!
Johnny takes this chance to grab Jeff’s hands and tear them off the machete’s handle. OH! And rip them off Jeff’s arms.
Even after being burnt, stabbed straight in the head, his guts hanging out and a machete stabbed through into them, Johnny runs out of the room before…
BOOM
…the room explodes.
Johnny looks down the hall at the aftermath; a charred doorway that was now a massive hole and heavy smoke seeps into the hall.
Johnny: Phew! WELP, better get back to bed.
???: *cough* *cough* [groans]
Johnny looks behind him and grows a terrified look. It was JEFF, only his skin was much more charred and scorched. His white hoodie also blackened and ripped. His walking towards Johnny was limp, and held the bowie knife in his teeth.
Johnny: ZOMBIE!!!
BANG
Jeff is shot in the head, staggering him. Then another bullet is shot through his heart. His chest is then bombarded with 7 more bullets until he FINALLY falls backwards. Plus, Johnny’s gun had run out of bullets.
Jeff lays on the floor, his eyes rolled into his skull and his slit mouth gaping open. He is pinned down by Johnny’s foot on his stomach.
Johnny: Now to make sure you don’t come back for my brains…
Johnny smashes the fallen killer’s head in with his sledgehammer, blood and brain matter splatter across the floor.
With that scary situation taken care of, Johnny stretches his arms and yawns.
Johnny: I’ll just sleep... right here...
Johnny falls to the floor, too. He falls asleep on the basement floor, across his ACTUALLY dead intruder. Shortly after, an army of roaches crawl onto Johnny’s body. Perhaps it was the smell of exposed and currently rotting guts that caught their attention.
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: This is the grossest ending we’ve had so far.
Wiz: Jeff had more fighting experience since he had fought on par with Slenderman and Jane the Killer. He could definitely give Johnny a challenge since everyone he has killed barely put up a struggle or fight.
Boomstick: But other than that, Johnny had everything else in his favor. Being a serial killer since his childhood, Nny had way more experience in being a smarter, quicker and more unpredictable killer while Jeff is more into rushing in to get the kill without a plan in mind.
Boomstick: Both of them could overpower normal people; Jeff is able to easily disembowel people and stab them in the skull, but Johnny can easily pry open a person’s skull, rip off limbs with his BARE HANDS and disembowel a police officer with a PLASTIC SPORK!
Wiz: Both can survive and endure harsh punishment that could kill a normal person, but Johnny survived brain trauma and being shot in the head. Also, we see what brutal torture people in his world can survive.
Boomstick: Also… the regeneration? Maybe?
Wiz: And the fact that Johnny had much more variety in his killing arsenal than Jeff, including options like the hooked chains, buzzsaws, bow and arrow, and the gun to kill Jeff from far away when given the chance. His taser could stun Jeff if he snuck up on him, and his axe, scythe and katanas were long enough to give Johnny more range while Jeff, when using knives, requires him to be up close to kill his victims.
Boomstick: AND WE CAN’T FORGET ABOUT THE GODDAMNED BOMBS!!! If being stuck in a burning forest or a collapsing building ALMOST put Jeff down for good, then blowing him up would be a GREAT option Johnny had.
Wiz: Jeff the Killer wasn’t going down without a fight, but Johnny’s experience, wider arsenal, better strength and survivability, and ability to outsmart the Creepypasta villain proved who was the better maniac.
Boomstick: Well, this start to the Halloween season has sure been a “killer”! Well Wiz, let’s go “home-icide”!
Wiz: The winner is Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.
Original Soundtrack[]
Trivia[]
The basic connections are serial killers from edgy stories with surprisingly high body counts who live in a world that have supernatural forces that include a tentacled creature (The Thing living in Johnny's house/Slenderman). They also inspired generations of wannabe edgelords trying to be like them.
Description[]
JTHM vs Creepypasta Which Crazy Edgelord Serial Killer will survive the Bloodshed
Intro[]
Johnny C gets wacky for DEATH BATTLE![]
Jeff the Killer is Flared for DEATH BATTLE![]
Fight![]
Post Analysis[]
Comparison[]
Johnny
Jeff
Trivia[]
- OST is Killer Maniacs
- Idk who should Voice who if this Happened
- This is My Most Wanted Halloween MU
- Jeff's Preview Name is a Reference to how his Face Got Messed Up in the 2015 Version (via Flare Gun)
- I'm not going to do this just yet until Kai vs Laval is finished but this will be here for when I'm done with that