| John Wick vs Killer Bean | |
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| Season 2, Episode 12 | |
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| Air date | 8/11/2020 |
| Written by | Sharkboy |
| Directed by | Sharkboy |
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Description[]
John wick vs Killer bean
Interlude[]
Boomstick: You know, when I got my first gun, I turned my leg into a shotgun. There have been some awesome gun users!
Wiz: John wick, retired hitman out for revenge.
Boomstick: And Killer Bean, the bean killer. He's Wiz and i'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win in a DEATH BATTLE!
John Wick[]
Wiz: Being a Hitman can be a very dangerous job.
Boomstick: Uh, what? Being a Hitman would be so cool! Like, you get to kill people for money, and you don't even get into trouble for it because it's your job!
Wiz: Well, it can still lead people into some deadly places, but I guess for some people it dosent matter on that one. John Wick was a Hitman who worked for the Russian mafia, or at least helped them out with killing people.
Boomstick: Ah. It's just a wet dream, thinking about it...
Wiz: But of course, people grow up and John would eventually retire with his wife.
Boomstick: And for him to have done this, he got on some very good terms and helped the mafia gain power for themselves, and in return he used this chance to exit the criminal life to help his said Wife who was slowly dying.
Wiz: Eventually he was left alone with his Dog ,and the two did lead a nice and calm life after that but things would head to a change when the Mafia's son decided to take his ownly link to life by killing his dog.
Boomstick: That Damn bastard...
Wiz: So, John went on a kiling tour, by... well, killing every last member of the Criminal Syndicate which also included the man who granted him this freedom. And ever since, then John would go around the entierty of Washington and continued his criminal trade and had remained one of D.C's most feared men.
Boomstick: Like, wouldn't you be scared of a man who could kill you in 100 different ways with just a pencil?
- Name: John Wick
- Height: 6'1
- Weight: 185LBS
- Age: 55
Wiz: John may be old, but he is very skilled in combat, knowing basically every martial combat. Which means Wick has learned over 170 martial arts moves which goes from some popular ones, like Judo too Jujutsu and some even unkown fighting styles like Bokator too Systema.
Boomstick: Well with these insane amount of moves, John has been able to use some cool weapons, like a Glock 26 handgun chambered in a 9x19mm round.
Wiz: There's his Heckler and Koch P30L Handgun, thats chambered into a 9x19mm round, A Coharie arms CA-415 assault rifle, which is chambered in a 5.56x45mm NATO round and this is fitted with an EOtech 553 holographic sight, which has a Vertical grip and a shortened barrel.
Boomstick: Wick has your typical Handguns, like a Glock 17 handgun which is chambered in 9x19mm rounds, followed by that with a Glock 34 handgun which is also chambered in a 9x19mm round, along with his Kimber warrior handgun which is chambered in .45 ACP rounds.
Wiz: He's got a Suppressed smith & Wesson SW1911SC E-Series chambered in .45 ACP round. There's his Taran tactical innovation TR-1 Ultralight rifle fitted with a 1-6x24 trijicon accupoint scope with a compensator. He also has a Benelli M4 super 90 chambered in 12 guage shells
Boomstick: For some protection, he has a bulletproof overshirt and some of the most oddest weapons for a Hitman.
Wiz: Honestly, the stuff we mentioned were just his normal weaponry. Because, Wick can turn any thing into a weapon that he chooses, like a book and a fucking pencil.
- Glock 26
- Heckler & Kock P30L
- Coharie Arms CA-415 assault rifle
- Glock 17
- Glock 34
- Kimber warrior handgun
- Suppressed smith & wesson
- Taran tactical innovations TR-1 Ultralight rifle
- Benelli M4
- Bullet proof overshirt
- Pencil
- Book
Boomstick: Wick is actually a skilled person, despite being 55 years old.
Wiz: He's skilled enough to dodge attacks from a Sumo wrestler. He's also able to some how sense where someone has easily escaped and can easily find them.
Boomstick: So he's Daredevil?
Wiz: No, He's able to react to someone about to shoot him which means he can move around 1,800 miles per hour (1kms to 3 kms) and is fast enough to shoot everyone around in a second.
- Skilled enough to dodge a Sumo wrestler
- Can dodge bullets
- Can shoot everyone around him in a second
Boomstick: This dude is indtimidating enough to scare the police, and they witness some fucked up stuff nearly every day, but it's probably because this dude scares literally anyone.
Wiz: One time, he killed 3 different people with a single pencil in a short amount of time.
Boomstick: Which is like, awesome!
Wiz: That may sound awesome, but, those people he killed with a pencil are assassins, so they were skilled in their own right. Wick is also able to survive a 20 foot drop, which, given an average male weight (197 pounds) and the height of the fall, Wick would take an impact of 5 tons.
Boomstick: Holy hell! How in the hell is he able to escape from that aliive?
Wiz: Well, that's not really all, he's able to survie an explosion inside of a house, and casually gets up from car collisions. He's killed about 299 people, so far.
- Killed several people with pencils
- Survived a 20 foot drop
- Walks off car crashes with ease
- Can shoot through walls
- Easily dage bullets
Wiz: But even with an incredible accuracy Wick isnt immortal, and is still human, his bullet proof suit can only take so much before failing, and he can be overwhelmed by far stronger opponents.
Boomstick: His weapons also have limits and other than his bullet proof suit he dosent have any other protection
- Still human
- Bullet proof suit can only protect from so much
- Weapons are still weapons
Wiz: But, when it comes down to the basic of it, Wick is one hell of a threat, and his skills are one to match, so whatever you do; just dont make him mad.
Killer Bean[]
Wiz: The city of Bean town can look like a little odd on first glance, I mean Beans walk and work their as if it's the normal but when looking into it, it's like any normal area
Boomstick: But like any other citie there's always something hidden deep in the places history
Wiz: This is what we call the Shadow organization and they had some deadly people but they were on a hit list by one group and that was the group called the Shadow agency which had one of the dangerous Beans in the country
Boomstick: And his name is Killer Bean one of the badass Beans to ever exist
Wiz: And one day Killer Bean was sent to kill a Bean named someone very unknown but Killer Bean was sent out and still took this job serious and found a very powerful foe in Vagan who was the Dark Bean
Boomstick: And all the while he had to evade Detective Cromwell who looked for the Bean that had shot up an entire Warehouse in one night
Wiz: Yeah Killer Bean is a very skilled opponent and it's what helped him to keep up with Vagan and in the end he killed the Dark Bean
Boomstick: Yeah but this was not only before Vegan killed Cromwell but was also before he learned of another Bean
Wiz: This was a person named Jet Bean and he was also another to work with Dark Bean and was sent out to kill Killer Bean
Boomstick: And after being thrown in prison, Him and Jet Bean would have one of the greatest fights ever and the Killer Bean would come out victorious by making one of the most weridest and awesome moves
- Real Name: Jack Bean
- Height: Unkown
- Weight: Unkown
- Age: Unkown
- Was a member of Shadow Bean
Wiz: Bean is skilled in combat and agility as he's able to jump multiple feet in the air, Has became a well trained with firearms, Is Very intelligent and great at Breakdancing not sure how that's good in fighting?
Boomstick: Uh Wiz Breakdancing is a must need in fighting as it allows him to easily dodge bullets from up close and allows him to easily take out opponents very quickly
Wiz: Which means he's able to easily dodge bullets. Bean's also able to keep up with Jet Bean and Vegan, Jet Bean is strong enough to break handcuff's
Boomstick: But Killer Bean wouldnt be such a threat without some handful of weapons like some typical pistols and even a Sniper rifle
Wiz: But Killer Beans main weapons he carries are two golden dragon pistol's which are his personal favorites which has something different than any of his other weapons
Boomstick: When he need's to shoot with them they can create small explosions
Wiz: Which means they would reach a temperature of 800 degree's cel and can have a forceof 168 joules (123 pounds per force) and his bullets are made of gold
Boomstick: Bean is skilled but if he does take damage he has some Healing packs he can carry to heal
- Great in skilled combat
- Can keep up with Jet Bean and Vegan
- Typical pistols
- Sniper rifles
- Two Golden dragon pistols
- These can create small explosions
- Healing packs
- Grenades
Wiz: Bean is able to dodge bullets very easily, Things from simple pistols to Sniper rifles and Shotgun blasts. He's able to lift and throw people his own weight and can keep up with Vegan
Boomstick: He's taken out the entire warehouse full of criminal Beans and is able to match Jet Bean
Wiz: Jet Bean is strong, He's able to break handcuff's with ease which looking at normal police handcuff's, Jet would be using a force of 495 pounds
Boomstick: But he's still strong enough to rip out jail cell doors
Wiz: Jet Bean is fast enough to block bullets which means he can move at 1,800 miles per hour
- Can dodge bullets
- Can lift and throw people
- Killed an entire warehouse of Beans
- Can match Jet bean and Vegan
- Took an explosion from a motocycle
Boomstick: This dude is amazing but he still has flaws like how he isnt really immune to bullets and knifes and his weapons do have limits
Wiz: He also can get a little angry quickly
Boomstick: You want to know why he shot that whole warehouse? well because they were playing music to loud yeah he has huge anger issues
- Can still be hurt by Bullets and knifes
- Weapons have liits
- Can get angry fast
Wiz: But Bean has become one of the most well known killer and is someone everyone fears
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set and we've ran the data through all possabilites
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!!!
Pre-Fight[]
The warehouse was calm and quiet and it was a perfect scope for Wick as he looked around for the bad people thanks to the fact he saw someone with two guns walk into the place
Opening the door let out a loud creak that made Wick stop before continuing onwards. Killer bean had been getting rid of the rest of the drug dealers and so he didnt notice the loud creaking noise so he was caught off guard when he saw another person walk in
Wick had turned the corner to see a Bean right behind it and it had caught him off guard and it apperantly caught it off guar as well. Killer Bean jumper back before pulling out his guns and ducking behind a wooden crate and Wick had done the same before both looked at each other and than firing away
Fight[]
The bullets quickly slam into each other, bouncing off and falling to the ground. Wick and Bean continued to fire at each other before their guns ran out so Bean jumped up and landed a hard punch to the Man's head, Than he grabbed his black tie and pulled him closer before headbutting him to break his nose but Wick grabs his arm and throws him across the room and uses this time to quickly reload his gun's
Killer Bean rises up and grabs a crate and chucks it towards Wick as he shoots towards him, The bullets smash into the crate and starts to shatter the box before another slams into him which leads to him dropping the weapon as Bean kicks his stomach hard. Wick quickly stands his ground before grabbing his foot and slams him into the floor before shoing his own foot into his face, Than Wick throws him upwards really hard and he slams into the roof but Bean grabs ahold of the ceiling and quickly grabs a zipline and zips down it as he lands onto a plat form
Killer Bean turns and kicks at another crate which opens up with Drugs dropping onto the floor so he grabs it and throws it towards Wick who shoots through the plastic bag but it smacks into his face and gets some in his eye's
John Wick: Dammit
Than Bean grabs ahold of the zipline and swings down it to uppercut Wick with his foot before jumping on his chest before grabbing Wick's foot and swings him around before throwing him outside a window
Wick crashes through it and falls down and into an alley as Killer Bean follows through the window. He jumps into the ally and looks around for him
Killer Bean: Where'd you go?
Than a shot comes from the area as Bean feels a wetness on his leg. Looking down to see a bullet hole in his leg so he jumps away to go and heal Wick stands behinda crater as he watches Bean run away
John Wick: Guess I scared him away
Than Wick gets up to go and finish the fight. Bean just finishes healing up the wound as he hears Wick coming
Killer Bean: Dammit
Than he continues to jump away as Wick comes around the corner as he spots Bean who is all healed up
John Wick: What the hell? how'd you do that?
Killer Bean smiles as he stares down at Wick
Killer Bean: Sorry I'm all healed up so Behold the Immortal Bean!!!
John quickly pulls out his gun as he points it at the talking Bean
John Wick: That's Bullshit
Than he fires after the Bean who quickly dodges the guns before he rips off a street lamp and chucks it towards Wick. He stares as the Lamp slams into his head and throws him down as Bean charges forwards before upperutting him and gut punching
Soon Wick is able to get his grounding as he starts to block Bean's punches Wick than grabs his arm and breaks it before kicking Bean back before pulling another gun out and starts firing away so Bean ducks behind a wall and grabs a metal bar and stops and waits
Wick Stops his firing as he waits for the Bean to come out but he dosent. Than a metal bar is thrown agianst the wall and is launched towards him so he shoots it but this leaves Wick open as Bean jumps out and slams his head into Wick's head before smashing his fist into Wick's nose Breaking it and pulls out blood before he grabs Wick's tie agian and chucks him away and rips the tie in half
John slams into the wall hard enough to smash it and leaves a crack before Bean grabs his leg and drop kicks him before throwing his leg up to his head and this throws Wick to the ground John Wick: Goddammit!!
Than he dodges another punch from Bean who smashes the floor so he grabs his head and throws him away and into a wall. Bean stands up and blocks a thrown punch so Bean jumps on the wall and agian head kicks him to throw him down
Killer Bean: Sorry old man but You're no match
Wick gets up mad
John Wick: Just die will you!!
Killer bean than charges but Wick dodges another punch and he quickly recoiles by slamming his gun onto of Bean's head so he upper kicks him before shooting at his head but Bean slams it into Wick's chest so he drops the gun before he grabs the old man's hair and slams him agianst a wall so he grabs his two pistols and goes to fire away but Wick kicks the guns out of his hand so Bean jumps up the wall and onto the roof so he ducks from the arrange of bullets
Bean than set's up his sniper rifle and looks down at Wick who shoots at him and it smashes the little sniper window so he just fires after the man who quickly runs away but is cornered and the hail of bullets slam into him with a loud scream being releashed and Bean sets his gun down Killer Bean: And that's it
As he goes to leave a bullet rips through his arm, so he looks back and see's Wick standing with Bullet holes everywhere but he's still standing
Killer Bean: How the hell is he still alive?
Bean is than hit agian by another bullet so he ducks away as he continues to heal. Wick starts climbing a ladder as he reaches the top he recives a hard knock on the head as Bean slams a gun onto his ead but Wick acts quickly by grabbing his arm and swinging Bean around before launching him into the floor before smacking Bean in the head before pulling out a gun to shoot him but Bean dodges it and pulls out his guns to shoot
All their bullets slams into each other (Agian) but Bean is able to duck and weave through the hail of bullets but Bean gets next to him to headbutt him
Both than back up to smack at each other but Wick shoots into Bean's gut at the same time Bean does the same to him so the two back up before Wick trips him and pins him down
John Wick: Say goodnight
Than Bean actually talks
Killer Bean: Good night
As Wick is ready to shoot a large explosion comes off and throws Wick back as it burns his back and sends him to the ground which results in breaking his arm as Killer Bean stomps on Wick's chest and as Bean sets his gun Wick sputters one last sentance
John Wick: Go to hell you Goddamn bastard
Than Killer Bean nails a perfect headshot with the Bullet going through his skull and killing the old hitman
Killer Bean: Decaffinated
KO
KO[]
Conclusion[]
Boomstick (Crying): Oh this was so awesome let's do it agian
Wiz: This battle was honsetly an interesting fight and was actually really close to the point where Wick had ways of winning this
Boomstick: Now for starters these two where equal in not only Versitility but Experience and Training as well
Wiz: Well they both had near the same amount of weapons and had nearly the same Experience but Wick did have a better amount of Martial Arts moves and his deadly accuracy was deffinently going to keep Killer Bean running for a long time
Boomstick: He was also far Durable. Bean wasnt weak at anything as he's survived being next to a Motorcycle explosion but that's nothing to Wick's 20 foot drop which resulted in him taking about 5 tons of force which easily leads him a advantage over the talking Bean
Wiz: But Killer Bean wasnt outclassed at all and easily caught up with his better destructive power, Yeah sure Wick can shoot through walls but for starters Bean dealt with Vegan who also had bullets that could shoot through walls but his Bullets were also reletively far more destructive
Boomstick: And he caught up with his far better Strength. Remember Wick was able to shoot through walls which would need about 20 thousand pounds of force
Wiz: Well remember how he can match Jet Bean. Jet Bean was strong enough to rip off an entire Cell door which looking at all the metal bars (That being about 8 metal Bars) and an average force to break it (That being about 58 thousand pounds) This would mean that Jet Bean used about 464 thousand pounds of force blowing Wick's strength out of the water
Boomstick: And he was also far Faster.........Sort of
Wiz: You see both were fast enough to dodge simple bullets which could move at 1 thousand mph but Bean has shown to react to bullets fired from Sniper rifles and Shotguns and these are fired at faster speeds, around 2 thousand mph but this was Bean's reaction
Boomstick: And that was where it got confusing cause while both were around the same speed's Bean could react far faster
Wiz: While John Wick clinched some advanteges that made him hold his own and could win in some cases Killer Bean had just enough in Strength, Destructive power and Reaction speed to clinch home a win
Boomstick: Killer Bean was just more WICKed
Wiz: The Winner is Killer Bean
Trivia[]
- The connections between John Wick and Killer Bean is that they are both skilled killers who have a high pain tolerence
- This fight would be in 3D animation
