| A man only lives as long as he has will... | |
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| Season | 1 |
| Season Episode | 4 |
| Air date | Mid 2024 |
| Written by | Cheesypickles564 and Eldritch Resident |
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Description[]
Saw vs Breaking Bad! All life ends, but what do you do with the time you have left? Two men who decided to become two of the biggest monsters mankind has ever seen face off in a game to the last breath!
Note: Both Jigsaw and Walter will have access to the accomplices for this battle. John has access to Amanda, Mark, Gordon, Jill and Logan. Meanwhile, Walter has access to Jesse, Saul, Mike, Skylar and Hank. Both have prior knowledge of the other's reputation, but nothing further.
Introduction[]
Necro: John Kramer, The Jigsaw Killer.
Cheesy: Walter White, The Man Who Knocks.
Necro: When met with a life ending diagnosis, it may as well be the end of the world for many. But for others, it's just the beginning of something new. And in this case, it lead these two men to become some of the most terrifying monsters known to man, even though they started with good intentions. It should be noted that to the nature of these characters, we're going to examine them at their physical primes and with everything they have to offer, alongside their most trusted accomplices.
Cheesy: He's Necro and I'm Cheesy.
Necro: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win..
Cheesy: A DEATH BATTLE!
John Kramer wants to Play a Game in DEATH BATTLE![]
(Cue: Hello Zepp)
Necro: From a successful civil engineer and architect to the mastermind behind dozens of murders, John Kramer was always a man that appreciated life. After all, he had a pretty good one. He and his friend Art Blank founded the Urban Renewal Group, which was dedicated to developing abandoned real estate into low-income housing. The first building the group rebuilt was the Gideon Meatpacking Plant, a building which would become infamous for it's role in John's later crimes.
Mercer: Then, John met and married a woman by the name of Jill Tuck, who worked at the Homeward Bound Clinic. This building's motto was "Cherish your Life." Once more, this motto would become important when describing John's future crimes. John supported her work there, and while attending a party there, John would meet William Easton, a manager at the Umbrella insurance agency. WESKER!!!!
Necro: Why did you do that?
Mercer: No idea. Just felt right. Anyhow, Easton was very proud of his company's mathematical formula that decided whether or not a client would be insured by Umbrella or not. John questioned how it took a client's will to live into account, as he considered that to be the most crucial element of human nature. Naturally, Easton disagreed. Ironically, John would find himself to be a client of Umbrella's just a few years later.
Necro: In 1994, John and Jill were going to have a child. That child was going to be born in the Chinese year of the pig, and John was going to name him Gideon, inspired by the name of his first building. This was planned down to the last detail by John, who found joy in such things. He would create a ventriloquist dummy and bed for Gideon as a surprise gift for his wife.
Walter White is the Danger in DEATH BATTLE![]
Intermission[]
Necro: All right, the combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities.
Cheesy: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
