| “ | jeez.i don't know. i...i don't know if i'm ready for every single "deep" conversation we can squeeze into this wacky rapid fire session of fun pal-talk! | „ |
| ~ John |
Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]
- Frisk vs John Egbert (Abandoned)
- Thor VS John (Completed)
- Toon Link VS John Egbert
With the Beta Kids[]
Battle Record[]
WARNING: The following tab will reveal the numbers of wins and losses for the following character. Read at your own risk.
Battle Record
- Wins: 0
- Losses: 1
- Draws: 0
Possible Opponents[]
- Akira Kurusu (Persona 5)
- Anos Voldigoad (The Misfit of Demon King Academy)
- Archie Sonic (...)
- Articuno (Pokémon)
- The Batter (OFF)
- Elliot (Elliot Goes to School)
- Gwenpool (Marvel)
- Kirito (Sword Art Online)
- Lugia (Pokémon)
- Luz Noceda (The Owl House)
- Medaka Kurokami (Medaka Box)
- Naofumi Iwatani (The Rising of the Shield Hero)
- Ness (EarthBound)
- Rayquaza (Pokémon)
- Ren Fuji (Dies Irae)
- Rimuru Tempest (That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime)
- Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
Battles Royale[]
- Beta Kid Battle Royale with Dave Strider, Jade Harley and Rose Lalonde
Death Battle Info[]
Background[]
- Full Name: John Egbert
- Age: 23
- Height: Unknown
- Weight: Unknown
- Mythological Role: Heir of Breath
- Planet: Land of Wind and Shade
Physical Abilities[]
- Can utilize large hammers in combat and fight with massive opponents
- Very agile and acrobatic since his childhood
- Never ages past his maturity
- Acrobatic and skilled with hammers
- Has access to the Echeladder, where he can raise his tier by defeating foes and completing random goals, getting stronger and tougher
Mental Abilities[]
- Has some knowledge on hacking
- Quickly learned how to utilize his aspect's powers after god tiering
- Learned how to turn into the wind despite not knowning how to beforehand
- Being put in a life or death situation forced him into learning how to control his retcon abilities
Equipment[]
Wrinklefucker[]
- Upgraded version of John's first hammer, having far better control and much more power
- John can bounce each end of the hammer on anything over and over again in order to build up momentum and land a massive strike
- Despite being John's weakest hammer currently, it was still strong enough to stagger Lord English
Fear no Anvil[]
- A High-level hammer that Davesprite stole the captch code from Hephaestus for John to alchemize
- Enemies struck by it are stopped in time for several seconds
- Can charge it up to deliver a strong strike that stops others in time for 10 seconds, even if they resist time stops
Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer[]
- John's final and strongest hammer, seemingly a fusion of the Warhammer of Zillyhoo and Vriska's Fluorite Octet
- Each time the target is struck by it, the dices roll into a combination of numbers, with each result having a positive effect that gets better the higher the number is
- 16,777,216 different possible effects
- Gave a ridiculous hat to Bec Noir
Powers and Abilities[]
- Superhuman Attributes
- Flight
- Hammer Proficiency
- Wind Manipulation: As the Heir of Breath, John can manipulate the air to create gigantic windstorms, massive tornados, move objects by coating them in wind and create barriers. The effects can be precise enough to move a car to being devastating enough to cover the surface of small planetoids.
- Elemental Transformation: As the Heir of Breath, John possess the ability to turn into his aspect, his body spreading into a large amount of wind which allows him to avoid physical strikes and move anywhere undetected, even to those with canine sense of smell.
- Conditional Immortality: As a god tier, john does not age past his maturity and is capable of reviving from death, which includes the complete destruction of one’s body and is heavily implied to cover their ghost/soul too. However, if John’s death is considered Heroic (such as sacrificing himself for someone or trying to avenge their deaths) or Just (Being killed as consequence of malevolent acts), he will not ressurect.
- Retcon Powers: After sticking his hand inside The Treasure, John became unstuck in reality, giving him the ability to will himself to any point in space and time, including the past of parallel multiverses, erased timelines, fictional stories and even outside of all of existence. This teleportation can be forced upon others by touch to banish them as well as teleport a city-sized planetoid.
- Plot Manipulation: His retcon abilities allow him to cause literal retcons, making his actions and will bend reality, causality and fate itself in order to alter the events in the narrative into a new story, going against the constant enforcement of inevitability by Lord English.
- Reality Warping: John’s capable of viewing Stardust Glitches, which are glitches caliborn caused in reality that were affecting the narrative itself, and with his wind abilities, literally blow them away.
- Conceptual Manipulation: John’s retcon powers allow him to authenticate and alter Canon, which is Truth, Relevancy and Essentiality, where non-canon things are “conceptually unraveled”.
- Acausality and Resistance to Reality, Fate, Plot, Conceptual, Law and Memory Manipulation: He is no longer fully a part of reality nor bound by the rules that govern it, unbound by the ties of causality and destiny, transcending the confines of Canon and the story itself.
- Resistance to Existence Erasure: Survived Lord english’s poison for multiple days, which attacks the core of his being, destroys narrative relevancy and eventually erases one from Canon itself, and should be comparable to his other attacks, which are metaphysical and capable of erasing souls and affecting voids containing all ideas.
Feats[]
- Fought two large ogres and took a beating of them before defeating them with help from Nanasprite and Rose Lalonde
- Created a violent windstorm that spread through at least half of his planet’s surface way before ascending to godhood, putting out Green Sun fire despite his planet’s ocean being pure oil;
- Created a massive tornado that drilled to the battlefield’s core and shook the planetoid, before leaving the planet at high speeds;
- Protected the scratch device from several large monsters using his hammer and tornados
- Fough Bec Noir inside of a dream bubble and dealt damage to him, summoning tornados with ease;
- Became unstuck from all of existence, unbound by the rules and events governing it;
- Avoided Jade’s attempts at capturing him;
- Fought with God tier Caliborn and nearly beat him to death with his bare hands;
- Blew glitches in reality by turning into wind and moving beyond the comic’s panels;
- Once put through a life or death situation, quickly mastered his retcon powers and sent a lake of oil across space and time;
- After playing the piano symbolizing his mastery over his powers, he unclogged the pipes from oil and unleashed a gust of wind so massive it spanned the website, blew every stardust glitch from existence and reached caliborn’s universe which is in the far future of the comic;
- Teleported his planet outside of reality into the nonexistence that is the space between panels outside of Canon, and later teleported it back in;
- Retconned the Game Over timeline, punching Vriska in the face in the process;
- Fought the Condesce alongside Rose, Roxy, Kanaya and Jane, spamming many fraymotifs and eventually defeating her;
- Fought Caliborn after he received the Clockwork Majyyks alongside the Beta and Alpha kids, though was sealed in the Treasure which nullified his powers;
- Fought Against Lord English after the destruction of the Green Sun, surviving hits from him, trapping him in a windstorm, slowing down the swallowing of his hammer, staggering him with a weaker hammer, and surviving a bite from the monster;
- Crossed the circumference of Alternate Calliope’s Black hole, which was the size of a multiverse, in a few hours while beaten, mortally wounded and metaphysically poisoned;
- Survived Lord English’s poison for several days, which was erasing him from Canon, and even used his retcon powers one final time to teleport to another multiverse outside of Canon
- VS Battles wiki page
- Respect thread
- Respect thread 2