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This is not a line in the world that I wouldn't cross for you!
~ Joe Goldberg

"Bro."... You waste of hair.
~ Joe Goldberg on Benji

Hello... You.
~ Series catchphrase

All the good I've done. All the people I've saved, and now I'll never not be known as the guy who may have killed... A f*ck-ton of people.
~ Joe's furious inner monologue

Don't fight. Don't make it worse. There's no telling how she'll react.
~ Joe's furious inner monologue

Joseph Gabriel "Joe" Goldberg is the protagonist of the You Netflix-Original series as well as the novel series written by Caroline Kepnes.

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Battle Record[]

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Death Battle Info[]

  • Name: Joseph Gabriel Goldberg
  • Major Aliases: Will Bettelheim, Jonathan Moore, The Eat-the-Rich Killer
  • Minor Aliases: Jeff Pevensey, Spencer Hewitt, Paul Brown, Nick Jones, Ezra
  • Age: 35
  • Height: 1.74 m
  • Weight: 160-170 lbs
  • Occupation: The "Eat The Rich" killer, English professor, Bookstore manager
  • Likes: Killing, Family, Literature, Romance, Rhys Montrose
  • Dislikes: Whodunnit stories, Detectives, Rich people

Feats[]

  • Shot Cary in the leg using a bow and arrow in the dark with great accuracy
    • Cary likes to hunts bears with the same bow and arrow
    • Also gets into a scuffle with Cary and manages to tire and do damage to him
  • Can carry dead bodies on his shoulder without any struggle
  • He run's as fast as Peach a professional jogger
  • Survived being beaten by Ron who is a parol officer for 15 years
  • Survives a third story fall
  • Orchestrated all of the events and murders of wealthy people in England in season 4 and didn't get caught
  • Always has an extra key for his murder box
  • Grows to enjoy killing

Weaknesses[]

  • Mentally deranged
  • Can be killed from being shot
  • Holds trauma from being abused in his childhood