| JoJo Main Villain Battle Royale
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| Season 2, Episode 1 | |
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JoJo Main Villain Battle Royale is a What if? Death Battle featuring Kars, DIO, Yoshikage Kira, Diavolo, Enrico Pucci and Funny Valentine
Description[]
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure in universe Match! Which villain will come out on top?
Intro[]
(Cue - Theme From DEATH BATTLE!)
Necro: All right. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is known for its iconic, protagonists and poses, but most of all, it's villains. And today we are here to see who the most powerful is. And as there are six of them, I brought some help.
Dipay: You're damn right. Dio Brando, the time stopping vampire and main villain of Phantom Blood and Stardust Crusaders!
Irish: Kars, The Ultimate Lifeform and main villain of Battle Tendancy!
Inkriel: Yoshikage Kira, The quite serial killer and main villain of Diamond Is Unbreakable!
Coffee Lemon: Diavolo, The secretive boss of The Italian Mafioso, Passione, and Main Villain of Vento Aureo!
JojoFanN: Enrico Pucci, The Apostle of Dio, and Main Villain of Stone Ocean!
Necro: And Finally, Funny Valentine, The President of the United States, and Main Villain of Steel Ball Run!
Necro and Mercer: We are Necro and Mercer, and They are Coffee Lemon, Inkriel, Dipay17, JojoFanN and The Irish VS Writer
All: And it's our job to analyze thier weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE ROYALE!
Kars Awakens into DEATH BATTLE![]
(Bio Made By The Irish VS Writer)
Irish: The ancient human's thousands of years ago had idolized and worshipped the overly powerful Pillar Men. Not only for their muscular bodies but also for their inhuman strength. But of course, there still was fear since you know, They would eat humans!
Sean: Well it is kind of a human thing to idolize gods who are stronger than them and also gods who will not refrain from murdering their entire species without a second of thought or remorse like the Greek Gods.
Irish: Yeah it's a weird thing, Anyway, The Pillar Men were all-powerful that was until nearly the entirety of the species were murdered, slaughtered even. You would think that an army killed the Pillar Men but you would be wrong as it took 2 Pillar Men to kill the entire species.
Sean: Whammu and ACDC may be threatening and all but their leader is easily the most threatening and intelligent out of the group, His name? Kars!
Irish: Kars was born 102,000 years before the events of Battle Tendency when he was born his people lived underground due to their weakness of the sun. Even as a child Kars was very intelligent compared to his other peers and he was dissatisfied that his race was left to live underground because he believed that his race would be able to rule the world.
Sean: And let's be honest he wasn't wrong but anyway, Kars wanted to remove this weakness and "Tame the sun" and it wasn't wrong before Kars had created the stone mask and instead of using a test subject he decided to test this on himself which is an epic gamer move.
Irish: Sadly, this did not work like he had intended but he did get body manipulation abilities although he did get an enhanced hunger. Eventually, Kars' peers began to fear his obsession and so they decided to do the most normal thing. No not talk to him about it. Their response was to try to fucking murder him and so Kars defending himself killed everyone including his parents.
Sean: Well he did do this with Esidisi and he decided to let two babies by the name of Wammu and Santana and left the bodies of his species.
Irish: Kars learned of the Red Stone of Aja, coming to believe that its power would perfect the Stone Mask. He developed a modified version of the mask that could combine with a flawless "Super Aja", leaving Santana behind while he and the others travelled across the sea to Europe.
Sean: During the Roman Empire Kars had discovered that the Super Aja, A stone that would empower his mask, Was in possession of a Roman Emperor and so tried to get it from him only to be blocked from his goal by a tribe of Ripple users. While successful in the tribe's decimation, he and his comrades were forced to hibernate under the Roman Colosseum.
Irish: Many centuries later, Kars had awoken and faced against his greatest foe. Joseph Joestar. But this also shows his abilities which we will show now.
Sean: Kars, as we mentioned, has Full Body Manipulation. As a fellow Pillar Man, Kars can do the same things that Santana could do such as contorting his body in many bone-breaking ways, He could squeeze through an air vent if he wanted to and he can literally digest people if he even brushes past another person.
Irish: Kars also has enhanced senses like hearing, smell etc. He also has the capability to detect by heat signatures, and even know the height and genders of others from that alone. Kars is quite intelligent compared to other Pillar Men who can learn languages in seconds and can analyse foreign inventions and understanding the mindsets of others.
Sean: Like all the other Pillar Men, Kars can control and use in battle. Kars himself has Photokinesis (manipulation and control over light) in the form of blades.
Irish: These blades are called Light Slip Blades which are bone-like in design from within each of his arms and legs. These blades are strong enough to cut through nearly everything such as the body of a German cyborg without too much effort.
Sean: Now these blades don't actually work as you would think they would as you see, Kars' blades work like a chain-saw with small razor blades that move in motion at high speeds.
Irish: And thanks to his Light Manipulation it allows these blades to take on the appearance of a sword. He can also extend these blades to a point where he can cut through many people in a room at once, This also includes cutting through the wall of the room.
Sean: He can increase the brightness of the blades to blind others and can actually even drain others of blood and fluids through the blades themselves.
Irish: But soon Kars was able to gain the ability to "Tame the sun" as we mentioned from the power of the Red Stone of Aja and was able to gain his full capabilities. This form was named as "Ultimate Kars" and has been called "Invincible" so let's find out why that is.
Sean: It's for a pretty reasonable reason. It's because he can manipulate his body to mimic the ways of every animal on this planet. Yes, I know that is extremely OP.
Irish: Something that Kars can do is like fly around the place by creating the wings of a bird. He can fly at speeds that can keep up with Joseph Joestar's plane but if he wants a ranged attack he can turn his wings into armadillo shells that can deflect fucking machine guns!
Sean: Now if he was into that Hentai stuff Kars could turn his arms into tentacles which he can swing around like a fucking mace to smash people to bits.
Irish: ...Well, he could do that but this was in fucking 1930 so it's very unlikely that...hentai was a thing. But anyway, Kars can turn his hand into a violent squirrel that could rip a human being to pieces and even rip the cybernetic body of Stroheim to shreds.
Sean: He can those hardened feathers that we mentioned before into piranhas that seemingly do not require water to survive and chew through metal.
Irish: He can create a crab carapace-like armour that can withstand lava, and release a layer of bubbles underneath the armour that regrows the armour.
Sean: Kars can also create little jet-pack nozzle like things from his back that was is able to propel himself forward. Anyway, He can jump at speeds of 18 Metres into the air (Or 18 feet) His intelligence was also increased as he soon gained the IQ of 400!
Irish: His hearing increases to the point where he is capable of hearing ultrasonic sounds, like those of bats and whales and his sight, increased where it is on par with a space telescope. This is impressive because The Hubble Space Telescope can see a distance of 10-15 billion light-years away from Earth
Sean: But one last thing that Kars can do is harness Hamon, Or Sendo or the Ripple or whatever the fuck you want to call it but we are going to call it Hamon. Anyway, Hamon is an ability that allows him to control the power of the sun and strike with the heat of the sun. It is attained through intense breathing training and empowering body with 'ripples' of solar energy to mimic solar energy.
Irish: And apparently his Hamon is 100 times stronger than Joseph's. But even with all of these amazing abilities and this near-invincible form but that doesn't mean that he is entirely invincible.
Sean: Without the power of his Ultimate Kars Form he can be killed by Sunlight, Hamon and UV Lights. Is very Prideful and Arrogant to a fault which becomes very apparent when he gains the power of his Ultimate Kars Form. Even with this form, he can be killed by being destroyed completely, by something like lava. But especially since if he is frozen in space he will basically stop thinking like what happened in the main timeline.
Irish: But still even with all of these flaws you guys can all probably tell why Kars is the leader of the Pillar Men and I think we can all agree that if Joseph Joestar didn't have the power Plot Induced Stupidity he would have been murdered like the rest of the Pillar Men!
Kars: I don't care what method I have to use, victory justifies any means!
DIO Stops Time In DEATH BATTLE![]
(Bio Made By Dipay17)
(Cue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR0N2eguwb8)
Dio had a really bad life, honestly. His father, Dario Brando, was a drunk man and abused Dio in most of his childhood.
Poor kid! Anyway When he was nine, Dio's mom got knocked on the stairs and got killed.
Few years later, random man gets into a accident and when the man was dying, Dario decides to help the man. But that stupid guy thought Dario was saving his life and that man was the very rich man George Joestar.
After Dio's father dies, George took Dio under his wing and basically adopted him.
After some time, Dio started his evolution from a kid to a badass Villain. Dio started to hate the joestars, including their son Jonathan because they were very rich which caused them to be 'lazy' and they got everything to want without doing anything.
Well, i could understand Dio hahaha. But he should have love Jonathan! He was his new brother!!
Well Dio always hated Jonathan. Dio tried to be a good boy, tried to be equal to Jonathan, but since he started to become evil he killed Jonathan's dog, how could he hate dogs?!
Well i think we know Dio now but how the hell he have all of this crazy powers?!?!?!?!
There's a weird mask in jjba, and when you putting it on your face it turning you to a vampire with crazy powers.
And then.. comes one of the best moments in Jojo..
Dio putting the mask on his face and rejecting the fact of him being human..
he must be crazy!
You see, all of his life People acted towards Dio in a bad ways, which literally caused him to reject his humanity.
I mean everyone wants to be a god with superpowers like Thor or Superman..
Some time after that, Jonathan married his girlfriend, but then Dio comes in and ruining the party.
Such a good way to introduce a villain!
In his last moment, when Dio is about to destroy Jonathan completely, he finally finished to hate him, he wanted to heal him, just to kill him..
again..He's sick!!
On part 3, Dio didn't change too much since part 2.
And this time..he even more calm and badass!
So, he still hates the humans, and literally killed anyone who failed him.
Again, crazy.
Dio is very versatile and have multiple abilities. There are the basic ones, such as superhuman strength, speed and durability
but there's more!
Like the natural vampire, Dio could drink blood
weird. But hey There's the Space Ripper Stingy Eye!
Which allowing Dio to create two pressurized fluid jets from the eyes, hell, it's very strong, it's could cut trough metal!
He could also take control of other peoples by using a Evil Implants technique.
Overpowered. But we are yet to finish pal..There's teleportation, just like Goku!
Dio could also heal himself and other peoples by using healing technique
There's also the famous stand 'the world', one of Dio's most iconic powers.
The world is Dio's most powerful attack and ridiculously strong and fast.
It's so strong and fast, that Dio himself stated it's way superior to Star Platinum!
It's also able to punch Noriaki Kakyoin through his stomach and even defeat him
Dio also could stop time by using the world, it's allowing him to move his body as much as he want, he could also move any object he contacts, allowing him to punch and defeat his poor opponents.
But as much it sounds amazing he can do it just for nine seconds..damn it.
Like the natural vampire Dio is weak to light based attacks and sun light, and when someone doing a damage to the world it's also effecting Dio.
While he naturally calm he's still unstable and likes to play dirty, like me!
No matter how much I struggled,it turns out human effort has its limits. That is why...I REJECT MY HUMANITY,JOJO
Yoshikage Kira has already touched DEATH BATTLE![]
(Bio Made By Inkriel)
Inkriel: One thing that most people want is to have a quiet life, but some will go further than others to obtain it.
Necro: Like Yoshikage Kira, the serial killer of Morioh.
Inkriel: A fairly normal child at birth, Yoshikage Kira showed far more intelligence then most people his age, and it was through this that he was able to hide his lack of empathy for others.
Necro: This all came to a head in his high school years, when a fellow classmate of his disappeared. No one suspected Kira, but he had her hand hidden from everyone else. It was the only way he could feel content, by causing pain in others.
Inkriel: This was the first of many murders committed by this man. After a few more kills, he encountered a photograph that would change the course of the JoJo world.
Necro: Inside that photo lived a man named Atom Heart Father, he had been following Kira around for a while and taken a liking to the young man. He decided to help him by stabbing him with an arrow he was given by an old woman working for someone named DIO.
Inkriel: There's something very familiar about that name. Hey, wasn't there a vampire who woke up a little bit before this guy also named DIO?
Necro: Yeah, sounds familiar. Moving on to what this arrow gave him though, by being stabbed with this arrow, it awakened a power slumbering within this high school student. This power is known as a stand.
Inkriel: And his stand is one of the most powerful to come into existance. Killer Queen.
Necro: Killer Queen is already one of the strongest stands in existance, with stats to rival that of Star Platinum, but the thing that makes Kira so dangerous is his ability. The ability to turn anything that he touches into a bomb.
Inkriel: And these bombs aren't your average, military-grade explosives either. These are on level with things right out of Science-Fiction. They atomize their targets when blown up.
Necro: The only downside to this ability is that he has to touch an object in order for it to become a bomb.
Inkriel: However, this is not his only method of attack, as he has a second offensive bomb/sub-stand, Sheer Heart Attack.
Necro: Sheer Heart Attack is a heat seeking bomb that travels around on tank tracks.
Inkriel: This attack is nearly unstoppable without using Gravity manipulation, as even Star Platinum going all out didn't leave a scratch on it.
Necro: But if even that fails, Yoshikage Kira has one final gambit to allow his victory, Bites the Dust.
Inkriel: Bites the Dust is a bomb that blows up everything around him in a final blast, and then resets the timeline one hour, thus creating a loop.
Necro: Anything that happens within that loop is destined to happen again, and those killed by the final blast will die from it even if Bites the Dust is not activated. The only way to prevent this effect is to kill Yoshikage Kira.
Inkriel: But that's not all this final bomb does, oh no. If Kira decides that he is in danger, he can activate the bomb early and kill all those who were killed by it in any of the loops.
Necro: Even without utilizing his ability, Kira is still incredible in combat.
Inkriel: Seeing as Killer Queen has an 'A' in destructive, it can scale to Stands like Stone Free, who punched away falling meteors!
Necro: These meteors measured about eighteen centimeters, or seven inches, across. That, coupled with the average speed of a meteor falling from orbit being about 17,000 m/s, tells us that the amount of force needed to deflect those meteors is about 0.8 tons of TNT.
Inkriel: As for speed, our calculations put Killer Queen at roughly the same speed as Star Platinum, who intercepted beams of light from the Sun, as well as outsped an Anubis-boosted Silver Chariot, who is thousands of times the speed of light.
Necro: But Kira isn't a glass cannon, he took blows from several Stands who were all comparable to the meteor feat, Star Platinum among them.
Inkriel: And while that beatdown damaged Kira severely, that was because it was his ordinary, HUMAN body taking the hits, not Killer Queen.
Necro: Kira's biggest advantage over his enemies is his mindset. He doesn't toy around and goes straight for the kill, so as to annoy himself as little as possible.
Inkriel: With an ability and physicality like his, Yoshikage Kira is a force to be reckoned with for even the strongest Stand users.
Fate is on the side of Yoshikage Kira!!!
Diavolo Erases the intro to DEATH BATTLE![]
(Bio Made By Coffee Lemon)
Relic: Who is the boss of Passione? What is his past? How has no one ever seen him?
Grave: The awnsers lie in history and ruin.
Relic: In 1967, a women gave birth to boy in a prision. However there was a slight problem. This was an all female prision, and she had been in there for quite a while.
Grave: Don't ask where or when she got pregnant
Relic: Unable to raise the baby because well, she was serving quite a long sentence, this women sent the boy to a small town to be raised by a priest.
Grave: I think I can see where this is going, if your parental guardian is a priest things are going to go down hill real fast.
Relic: Yes, but in a kind of reverse way. One night, a fire broke out, killing the priest and 5 other people
Grave: Including one pink haired teenager, yep, that's how Diavolo died.
Relic: How sad
Grave: In reality, Diavolo escaped and formed Passione, the most powerful gang in Italy.
Relic: With some help.
Grave: That's right, at some point he found some strange arrows that granted magical powers. And then he sold 5 out of the six of them.
Relic: Probably the worst desision he ever made. I mean, if you had six things that gave you the power to become a mutant, why would you sell them, you are litarally giving your enemy's superpowers.
Grave: In any case, Diavolo kept one for himself, piercing his body, he gained a stand, the incredibly powerful.
Relic: And incredibly confusing
Grave: King Crimson
Relic: King Crimson has the ability to "Erase Time". What this actually means is widley theorized. This is our understanding of the ability.
Grave: King Crimson's sub stand Epitaph, observes 10 seconds into the future, if Diavolo sees anything that causes him trouble, he activates his ability. During the next upto 10 seconds anybody aside from Diavolo would do whatever they would have done otherwise. But Diavolo can move and act independantly.
Relic: For example, say you were loading a gun to shoot at Diavolo. He activates his ability and moves out of the way, but you would still load the bullets and fire at where he would have been.
Grave: As an extra bonus, nobody else remembers what happened in the previous ten seconds.
Relic: So in the example, you would remeber shooting the bullets and you would wonder why your gun was smoking, and why you only have four bullets left.
Grave: King Crimson is not just useful for movement, with A's in power and speed, he's fast and strong enough to punch entire holes into his opponents stomach's without them even having time to react.
Relic: That being said, no stand is invincible. For all it's power and speed, he doesn't have great range or durability, so if you can hit him from far enough away, it's bound to do some serious damage.
Grave: And time skip isn't perfect, the ability is best utilized on a one v one fight, so something like a battle royale is going to be troubling.
Relic: Also Diavolo has a minor god complex.
Grave: No,no,no. He has a MAJOR god complex. He truely belives he has fate on his side and that fate will always work in his favor.
Relic: But even though he thinks he the best, were going to find out if he really is.
Diavolo: No one can escape the fate that was chosen for them. All that remains is the end, where you will perish. Eternal Greatness exists only within myself.
KING CRIMSON!!
Enrico Pucci achieves Heaven for DEATH BATTLE![]
Grave: In 1987, a great battle was fought. Through the span of fifty days, 6 crusaders stormed across the world in hopes of stopping the vampire DIO.
Relic: Despite DIO sending everyone he had under his control at them, the crusaders defeated every single one of them and eventually DIO himself.
Grave: But DIO had a plan. If he was unable to complete his plan to obtain heaven, he would have his most loyal and closest subbordinate achive it for him.
Relic: One of fictions most dangerous priests, Enrico Pucci.
Pucci: 41, 43, 47, count the prime numbers
Relic: Pucci is a dangerous threat to almost anyone who crosses him. Not only is he a smart an cunning villan who doesn't boast to his enemy's, he also has the stand white snake.
Grave: A stand that's so powerful, it can use a gun.
Relic: Whitesnake has so many abilites it's kind of absurd. He can create a slowly dissolving acid that slowly destroys anything it comes into contact with. Anyone trapped in the acid will fall into a dream that they can wake up from... if they realise it.
Grave: Yeah the only way to realize this is if you notice inconsistances like random teleporting. But that's not the ability every remembers, and that's not the ability that everyone should fear.
Relic: Whitesnakes main ability is the ability to remove discs from a person.
Grave: What do these disk's hold? Oh, nothing much just your MEMORIES AND YOUR SOUL.
Relic: There are two main disks, one holds your memories so the removal of it causes you to not remeber anything about your previous life, though you might remember basic knowlegde like counting.
Grave: The other can freaking remove your stand. He can even inject the disk into another human giving them a stand, or another stand depending on the user.
Relic: But pucci wasn't content with just having that overpowered stand, he wanted to obtain heaven, some mistical force that overides destiny or something.
Grave: So through a mix of bones, souls, and words. Pucci evolved his stand into Full Moon.
Relic: C-moon.
Grave: Whatever. This stand basically controls gravity. This allows pucci to become the center of gravity and have everything around him to fly in a direction that pucci decides, unless you've bolted it to the ground.
Relic: C-moon most deadly ability is its punch effect. Anything hit by this stand will instantly be turned inside out. However, Pucci was far from don
Grave: After waiting for the new moon, C-moon evolved into one of the most powerful stands in the entirty of Jojo's Bizzare Adventure.
Relic: A stand that was Made In Heaven.
Grave: Made in Heaven's ability is devastating. By increasing the flow of time itself for everything but living organisms, Pucci can cause simply events like a closing door or a wave to be sped up to have effect of a bullet or further.
Relic: The only person who is immune to this effect is Pucci himself, allowing him to travel at extremly speeds.
Grave: However, this is both bennificial and negative, as any natural effects like poisons would effect pucci at a much faster rate than others.
Relic: But aside from that, Pucci with any of his stands is a very real threat to anyone who dare oppose him.
Funny Valentine Steel Ball Runs DEATH BATTLE![]
(Bio Made By Necromercer)
Necro: Born in 1846, Funny Valentine had a relatively decent life.
Mercer: Until his father was killed in a work camp.
Necro: Well, more like committed suicide.
Mercer: It was for a good cause. Ya see, His father was tortured quite intensely, so he killed himself so as not to tell any of his country's secrets.
Necro: That's a bit better. Well anyway, he gave Funny his handkerchief, which he had fro some reason kept behind his eye. Ew. Just Ew. Anyway, After that, Funny's Mom remarried Captain Valentine, the solider who had brought the news of her husband's death to her. Also, that's really weird.
Mercer: This instilled a very strong sense of patriotism, one that is only dreamed about today. He fought in the Civil War on the side of the Union, and at some point in the war, he and his unit go stuck in the desert. Everyone except for Valentine died. This area would later become known as the Devil's Palm. Anyway, Valentine was on the brink of death, when he suddenly found the heart of the Holy Corpse, a body of amazing power.
Necro: Upon touching the heart, Funny gained a special power. One that we will cover in a few minutes.
Mercer: Some how, Funny got out of the devil's palm, and was captured by some enemy soldiers. He got whipped, severely. And for some reason, his scars were shaped into an American flag, because 'Merica.
Necro: He then survived the war, and ran for president, and actually won, becoming the 23rd president of the united states of America.
Mercer: Yeah, kinda like a certain real life president...Anyway, what is that power Valentine got from the corpse heart?
Necro: That would Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, or D4C for short.
Mercer: He owns ACDC? I mean, their a good band and all, but I mean that doesn't seem all that powerful in combat scenario.
Necro: No. It's his stand, which is a physical manifestation of his soul. Which happens to pink. And silver. Remember kids, when you get a super natural power, just don't do drugs before you get it.
Mercer: It looks...Unique, to say the least. Anyway, what does it do?
Necro: Lots of things. The first of which being, dimensional travel.
Mercer: And, how does that work?
Necro: Basically, when Valentine goes in between two objects or surfaces, he can create a portal to other universes, which he can travel through, so that he can avoid most attacks.
Mercer: Huh. It also allows him to bring alternate versions of himself to give himself a numbers edge, and he can pass D4C between users, just in case Valentine gets killed.
Necro: Next, D4C can bring people from other universes back to his home universe. When two versions of the same person or object interact in the same universe, the fuse, but in the explody deathy kind of way. This one of Valentine's trump cards, which he uses on foes he has a tough time beating. This is known as the merger sponge effect, and Valentine is the only being in existence to be immune to this.
Mercer: But when things get to their worst, Funny Valentine has one final trump card. It goes by the name of D4C: Love Train.
Necro: Love Train is gained when D4C fuses with the perfect power of the Full Holy Corpse.
Mercer: When this happens, A large golden wall appears around Valentine and D4C, which is said to be made of a dimension (A universe). This wall allows Valentine to fuse things, such as chairs and tables. Valentine can also fly with Love Train, due to floating and moving several feet above the ground. But now onto it's greatest powers. Misfortune and Luck Manipulation.
Necro: Yep. Any attack that connects with that golden wall is redirected somewhere else, to someone else. Next, if Valentine can land any kind of hit on you at all, such as a tiny scratch, he can increase the power of the attack enough to destroy your innards and such. It actually homes in on your heart, as shown when Valentine killed Gryo Zeppeli with two attacks.
Mercer: And as for the luck manipulation? That means nothing bad can happen to Valentine while D4C is in this form.
Necro: But of course, it has a strange way to activate. First, Valentine needs every single piece of the Holy Corpse, and then he needs Lucy Steel, the only person in the series to be able to handle the true power of corpse.
Mercer: Other than it's powers, D4C is a formidable Hand-to-hand fighter, and an extremely strong stand physically.
Necro: D4C is ranked at an 'A' in strength and destructive, meaning that it should be able to reasonably scale to Star Platinum.
Mercer: Star Platinum is easily able to strike with a force equivalent to 15.43648467 tons of TNT (thanks to SP's Diamond feat), meaning D4C is pretty damn strong.
Necro: That also scales to D4C's durability, by the way.
Mercer: But D4C's best attribute is his Speed. D4C is easily able to search through multiple universes in mere minutes, and he is also ranked at an A in speed, which means he can scale to Silver Chariot, who can easily react to and out race stands like the Hanged Man, who is made of literal light! Judging by the distance moved in a second we have deduced that Silver Chariot was able to move at well over 70X the speed of light!
Necro: Valentine himself, is not defenseless. Valentine carrys an 1848 colt revolver(most likely, at least) and is a deadly shot, easily being able to shoot a man through the neck, and his all of his vital organs, on purpose, to keep his stand from working. (the guy's not D4C).
Mercer: But Valentine is physically not one to mess with. He can break down a door and break the frame with a single strike from his elbow and avoid Gyro Zeppeli's steel balls, which move at about 37mph (ca. 60 kilometers per hour), by the way.
Necro: Valentine is also an amazing strategist, and he can somehow play the mandolin with his feet.
Mercer: Get this. His creep factor goes up tenfold upon realizing, Valentine can walk entirely silently. No joke.
Necro: But Despite all of this, he's not perfect. Valentine himself can be killed, as he is still just a man. And next, while D4C is formidable, it needs two surfaces or objects to use it's power. And, to top it all off, his stand can only go about 10 feet (3.05 m) away from him, due to its poor range of effectiveness.
Mercer: But, Love Train also has it's drawbacks. First ff, it is quite difficult to activate, and two, if Valentine wants to attack, he has to leave the wall, meaning he no longer has it's infinite power on his side. And last but not least, Love train was defeated by a being of infinite power, known as Tusk Act 4, so it's not unbeatable.
Necro: But overall, Funny Valentine is one president you don't want to fuck with.
Funny Valentine: That is because in the reality of this human world, if it is impossible for every person to be happy. In the shadow of happiness, there is always cruelty. There is always a balance between positives and negatives. That's what the holy corpse is! For argument’s sake, think of what'd happen if it were handed over to some rule-flaunting low-life bastard of the other side of the world. He only thinks of using it for what he wants, low-life things. One can only imagine what deplorable events would then be in store for the future of this country... That is one scenario which I must prevent. As a president, it is my sworn duty...! In this world to guarantee the safety of the people of my country. That is what it all comes down to!
Intermission[]
(Cue - Theme From DEATH BATTLE!)
Necro: All right, The Combatants are set, we have run the data through all possible scenarios, and a victor has been chosen!
All: It's Time For A DEATH BATTLE!
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Villanous Stars-Prelude![]
The space in between universes is a rather peculiar thing. Many things can happen there, and one such thing was brewing, and brewing faster by the minute.
Heaven Ascension DIO was bored. He had killed Jotaro Kujo and eliminated the Joestar line entirely, and yet his life felt empty. He had nothing to do. So, he began to think.
He thought of the most recent events that had taken place. He had seen many new faces, and not all of them allied with the Joestars. In fact, quite a few of them allied with him. That is, except for one Funny Valentine, who had betrayed him and tried to fight with him. He had killed the foolish president and his dreams of justice easily.
He then thought of his most faithful servant, the man who had carried out his wishes to their entirety. Enrico Pucci was clearly worthy of a reward, but DIO was not in a giving mood today.
DIO thought back to himself, and looked down upon him with disgust. He had been so weak, so...useless. He had nothing but disgust and disdain for his former self. The next thought that ran through DIO's head was one that he kept.
Wouldn't it be fun if he pitted all of these new, villainous men against one another for the ultimate prize of one wish? DIO then laughed to himself. Even if they didn't agree, he would make them fight anyway. DIO loved being all powerful.
With a wave of his hand, he brought the six men back to life, all of them with terrible sins on their souls. Kars, the Genocidal Pillar Man. Yoshikage Kira, The Serial Killer With A Hand Fetish. Enrico Pucci, the pries with a god complex. Funny Valentine, the overly idealistic president. Diavolo, The psychopathic mob boss. And finally, his former self. DIO, the power hungry vampire.
Naturally, the six were utterly confused as to what was going on, but as soon as they looked up and saw Heaven Ascension DIO, they understood.
"What more do you want from us?" Kars asked.
"Entertainment. I understand that you all are incredibily powerful, no? Of course, not so much as I, but you get my drift." HA DIO said, lounging back in midair, his stand holding him in place.
"Yes. You want to see who's the strongest?" Diavolo asked.
"You are quite intellegent. Yes. That's why you are here." HA DIO said, chuckling in anticipation of what was about to happen.
"Oh. Before you fight, I have some rules that I have put in place, to make this more...interesting. First, you will have access to your FULL arsenal and powerset. Second, No alliances. and finally, Only one of you can leave this alive. Understood?" HA DIO said, grinning happily.
"Oh, and I forgot to mention one thing...The winner gets a prize. One wish from yours truly." HA DIO said, all of the villains turning to look at him then. HA DIO knew that would get there attention. Every man had a corruptible heart. It just took knowing the right price.
"Once I win, I'll take the earth for my own." Kars said, popping his bone blades out of his forearms and getting into a fighting stance.
"I will finally have a quite life...[Killer Queen]. " Kira said, as he manifested his stand.
"As if, Kars! Earth will be mine! [The World]!" DIO shouted, then posing in drawing a few knives.
"I will retake Passione, and none shall know me. [King Crimson], Erase." Diavolo said simply, the calling out his stand and preparing for battle.
"I will be by lord DIO's side as long as I live. [Whitesnake], come forth." Pucci said, as he pulled a stand disc from his habit.
"I will make America Great again. [Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap]." Was all Valentine had to say, then drawing a revolver and pointing it at the others.
"The let this match begin." HA DIO said, then flying up a bit higher, so that he had the best view he could possibly get.
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Villanous Stars-FIGHT![]
DIO made the first move, rushing straight at Diavolo, both commanding their stands to attack, the fists of King Crimson and The World slamming into each other, A large shockwave blasting through the area from the sheer power of the stands attack.
Kira quickly turned around and began to run away, realizing he was utterly outclassed in power. Pucci quickly drew a pistol and fired it at Diavolo, the mafia boss having to skip time to avoid the shot.
"What the hell?" All of the other villains exclaimed, upon realizing they didn't remember the last few seconds.
The most shocked by this turn of events was Kira as he looked down at his twitching foot. Realizing that he couldn't run forever, Kira brought out his Killer Queen and charged towards the distracted Pucci. Whitesnake brought it's forearm up like a shield to defend against Killer Queen's powerful left hook, Causing a small shockwave to occur. Kira didn't let Pucci relax as he commanded his stand to fire off a powerful flurry of punches towards his opponent's direction, But Whitesnake defended against the assault, Before blocking the final strike with his palm. White Snake pulled Killer Queen forward before he backhanded its cheek causing blood to leak from its lips. The damage transferred to Kira within a second, The force of the attack sent Yoshikage stumbling with blood leaking to his chin.
Kars dashed towards Valentine who he felt was getting a little too comfortable with how he hadn't gotten into a fight yet. Before the Pillar Man could react he was suddenly sent tumbling across the floor before he then stopped himself. "How the hell?! I-I didn't see anything!" Kars mused to himself, wondering on why he was sent flying for no reason. Valentine brought forth his stand and charged it towards Kars' way. The smartest Pillar Man growled as his trusty light blades slowly came from his arms. D4C raised its hand into the air ready to slash it down towards the unsuspecting fool he thought Kars was. The Pillar Man dodged the attack with ease allowing D4C's attack to smash against the ground. Valentine had very little time to react before he was smashed across the jaw by a powerful left hook. While Funny was stunned, Kars grabbed hold of the President's collar and with all the might he could muster he flung him against the ground. The ground (And the human's bones) cracked under the force of the blow and Kars' hands began to deform and spread over the body of the pink clad man. However, this was a mistake on the Pillar Man's part as Valentine used the hands and the ground as a way to replace his body with another version of himself. D4C materialized once more and gave it's best haymaker to Kars' jaw, sending the monster flying once again. Kars caught himself with tendrils formed of his body and launched himself back into the fray.
Verdict[]
Advantages & Disadvantages[]
Trivia[]
- This is the Season Finale of Inkrael's Season One
- This is the biggest Battle Royale that Inkrael has worked on
- This is the fourth time Inkrael has collaberated with Necromercer
- This is the first time Necromercer has Collaborated with Coffee Lemon
- This Is also the first time multiple new players have been brought in in the middle of production.
- This is JojoFanN's debut fight to this wiki
- This is the second time Necromercer has collaborated with The Irish VS Writer.
Next Time...[]
Inkrael: Ainz Ooal Gown vs Galbatorix