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Jimmy Hopkins vs Bart Simpson is a What-if death battle by Hopkins1032, pitting Jimmy Hopkins from Bully against Bart Simpson from The Simpsons.
Description[]
The Simpsons vs Bully! Which trouble making prankster from a dysfunctional home will win?
Interlude[]
B: Ahhhhhh, good old fashion pranks. Sitting on a woopie cushion, throwing a water balloon at someone.
W: But what happens when pranks are used as weapons?
B: Then we get these two kids!
W: Bart Simpson, the son of the Simpson family.
B: And Jimmy Hopkins, the protagonist of bully.
W: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to see who would win a Death Battle.
Jimmy Hopkins[]
W: In an new England town, there was a kid that went to boarding school that would change his life.
B: And that kid.....was me. Nah it was Jimmy Hopkins.
W: Born into a broken home, at a young age he was always used to fighting and causing trouble.
B: He also acquired some sick ass fighting skills at his time at Bullworth, such as the five hit combo and a headbutt, stomach punch and a knee kick too the head!
W: He has immense strength as well, being able to fight off multiple students at once.
B: His melee weapons include:
- Baseball
- Big Pipe
- Bottle
- Garbage Can Lid
- Pole
- Poison Gun
- Steel panel
- Sledgehammer
- Slingshot
- Spudgun
- Bottle rocket launcher
- Super Slingshot
- Firecrackers
- Marbles
- Eggs
- Water Balloon
W: He has some vehicles as well:
- Skateboard
- BMX V
- Moped
- Go kart
- Multiple bikes
B: This game sucks, it just rip off gta!
W: This game was made by the same developers as gta, maybe if you weren't an actual complete moron you would know that.
B: Hey you take that back!
W: Okay Okay. Despite all these feats Jimmy isn't perfect, he has some weaknesses:
B: He can be tricked pretty easily, as seen how he got tricked by Darby, Gary and how he got lured into multiple traps, He also passes out from sleep at 2AM. He needed petes help on some of his situations, and he usually resorts to violence when there is a problem.
Jimmy: "We shall see, my friend. I only give people what they have coming to them."
Bart Simpson[]
B: Ah sitcoms characters, someone you can come home and watch after a long day of work.
W: And someone you can put in death battles.
B:That too.
W: Like Bart Simpson, the mischievous troublemaker prankster of Springfield.... no one knows where its located.
B: Born into a family that always gets into trouble, at a young age he learned how to fight.
W: But also we will not be using treehouse of horror and video game feats, as that would be to unfair.
B: He has pulled of many pranks, making him pretty intelligent and creative.
W: He has alter superhero ego to: Bartman
B: Sounds like a rip off batman to me.
W: Well, yeah kind of. He can use a grappling hook and can glide using his cape as well.
B: He also has a arsenal of weapons:
- Slingshot
- Cherry Bomb
- Water balloons
- Mallet (As Bartman)
W: He could overpower Nelson Muntz, Nelson, by the way, is both strong to lift multiple kids at once, and tough enough to tank multiple punches from Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney at the same time without noticing.
B:His cherry bombs can explode bigger than the average cherry bomb, even making multiple of his school toilets explode like geysers. That reminds me, I remember doing that in kindergarten.
W: Thats not shocking. He can also go miles with his skateboard, and even kept up with Skinner, who is strong enough to plow through water and concrete without a scratch!
B: He can even outran and slid under a garage door that was speeding down fast.
W: But, just like almost any another kid, he still was weaknesses. Despite being creative, he has low book smart intelligence, is impulsive and doesn't really think before he acts and was "killed" by mr burnses car when it hit him.
B: He can also be very vulnerable and doesn't realize things until the last second, and his pranks can back fire on him.
Bart: "Eat my shorts."
Pre-Death Battle[]
W: Alright, the combinations are set, will jimmy become the most notorious prankster? Or will Bart still be king?
B: Its time for A DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle[]
Jimmy was walking in the autoshop by himself. “Oh man.” He thought to himself. “What a year, Gary, the riot I never though I would be a part of this.” As he was walking someone else watching him from a distance. “Hehehe this guys gonna be so mad!” He had yellow hair, blue shorts and a red shirt. It was Bart Simpson. He poured marbles and ran away just as Jimmy walked right into them, causing him to fall. “WHOA, WHAT THE-”
He looked up to see Bart laughing at him. “HAHAHAHA YOU WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT!” Bart was distracted from his successful prank that he failed to see jimmy walking up to him. Bart was suddenly grabbed by his t-shirt. “You better apologize now you little twerp!” Bart, now actually scared said “Oh here it is.” and pulled out his slingshot and hit jimmy right in the face. “OW, COME HERE YOU LITTLE!” Jimmy pulled out his super slingshot and got ready to for a fight.
FIGHT!
Jimmy immediately started firing rounds at the prankster which he dodged most until he got one square in the head, causing him to trip and get more as he tried to get up. As jimmy kept on hitting him with the rocks, Bart threw a tiny cherry like object at Jimmy. Jimmy recognized it as a cherry bomb. “OHHH CRA-”
BOOM!
Jimmy launched himself away avoiding the explosion, but losing his slingshot.
“Wheres your precious slingshot now, loser.” Bart remarked, but the realized that he had lost his slingshot as well. “Awww damn it.” He said distracted from the fact the jimmy was running right at him.
*THUD*
Jimmy tackled him punched Bart repeatedly in the face, until Bart bit him, kicked him off and ran away. “Where did that kid go?” He ran in the direction of where he went, in front the exit of the autoshop before getting kicked in the side by Bart swinging on a grappling hook, wearing a blue super hero looking costume.
“I’m Bartman.” Bart said in a deep tone of voice. “THIS IS HOW YOU FIGHT!?” Jimmy said in utter confusion and laughter. He had never seen anything dumb as this. Bart pulled out his mallet and swung at jimmy, with jimmy dodging and pulling out a baseball bat. “Oh, now I’m going to have to actually fight you!”
He swung at the super hero and managed to hit him on the back. It made him stumble and lose his mallet in the process. Bart swung at jimmy with his fists, managing to hit him in the face once, causing jimmy to be stunned in shock for a second. Using this Bart got out his firecrackers at began to light one. Jimmy, now angry wasn’t underestimating him anymore and began to think of a plan.
Bart, now having the firecrackers lit threw one at jimmy, to which he jumped away from and pulled out his bottle rocket launcher. He fired it at the boy, this time being successful and knocking him back. “¡AY CARAMBA!” Bart screamed as he was mad now as well. Jimmy thinking he was successful looked up to see a firecracker coming out of the smoke and blowing up. “WOAHHH” Jimmy screamed as he was sent back on the pavement. Bart got his trusty green skateboard and road away.
Just as he though he had won he heard another skateboard behind him, it was jimmy, on his skateboard tackling him off. But it had resulted in them both falling off on to the pavement behind the wall of the girls dorm, They both got up, ready to end this fight.
Bart ran away down the street, trying to lure Jimmy into a trap, but jimmy had thought of something already. Bart saw the short cut to blue skies, and sprinted there as jimmy followed.
He got to the bridge and turned to face Jimmy, and chucked a water balloon right at his face hard, stunning him. This gave time for Bart to chuck a firecracker at jimmy, and to get out his other slingshot and fire multiple round into his face, Jimmy was lying on the ground.
Bart thought he had won, but as he started walking heard jimmy get up behind him. “Th-this isn’t over yet you little bitch!”
Jimmy Started lobbing eggs at him, temporarily blinding Bart. Bart tried to get up and run but he felt something under his feet: marbles. He tripped and fell. “Doesn’t feel so good does it!” who Bart pulling out another cherry bomb chucked it at jimmy, and it exploded, Bart got up, but saw jimmy standing a couple feet away unharmed.
Jimmy, ready to pull his off his plan, pulled out his spud gun and shot Bart in the stomach. “OWW, ARE THOSE POTATOES?” But when Bart looked up Jimmy was gone. “Ugh, coward ran away. Better get outta here.” He walked off, unaware that this fight was long from over. Jimmy, hiding in the bushes lit multiple firecrackers and threw them all at the unsuspecting trouble maker. Bart looked down, to see a 3 firecrackers at his feet. “Aw cru-”
KA-BOOM
The explosion of the firecrackers engulfed and blew up Bart, killing him instantly. “Now maybe you’ll learn to not mess with me.” Jimmy remarked.
K.O!
“Ah, these injuries HURT, didn’t know that a kid like him could do any of that.” He walked off to the nurse, while a burnt and destroyed red t-shirt and blue shorts lay in the pavement.
Results[]
B: Can we even show two kids doing that on here?
W: While Bart was slightly more smarter and creative, Jimmy took everything else.
B: Jimmy Hopkins was stronger, more durable, had a better arsenal, faster and has fought way stronger enemy's than Bart.
W: First off strength, Jimmy Can take on multiple students at once, he beat and took a punch from Russell who can smash concrete with his head and survived an explosion of 7 barrels of waste on a motorcycle. He also beat Bif and Darby, the former being an undefeated boxing champion.
B: And while fighting Johnny Vincent when his clique the greasers tripped jimmy off his bike with a chain, he fell a couple of feet and got up with minor injuries, when got johnny off his bike and fought him he beat him, and johnny could lower jimmy's health with two punches and a high front kick to the head and can knock him out completely with that if his health is low enough. And that time he took on the nerds while they had bottle rocket launchers, a spud canon and a spud gun.
W: Don't forget when he beat up his football team with only his fists and a explosive football. And he took on Edgar with a pipe and a shield. At the last mission, he beat the clique leaders again and when he fought and beat Gary he survived falling through three scaffolds and a glass window with little to no injuries!
B: While Bart on the other hand has survived crazy things like getting hit by a speeding car and falling into a damn, the former got him killed and to hell and he only survived because he wasn't supposed to be in hell yet.
W: While Bart was creative and smart, Jimmys strength, durability, arsenal and speed won him this battle of the troublemaking pranksters.
B: Looks like Bart blew his chance of victory.
W: The winner is Jimmy Hopkins.
Trivia[]
- The connection between Jimmy and Bart is that they are school kid troublemakers that use pranks and get into fights. They get into adventures or "missions" in jimmy's case and they both use similar weaponry (Slingshots, Firecrackers, water balloons, etc).
- This is my first death battle so it might have bad grammar, misspells etc.