Jeremy Clarkson

“	Guys? Has anyone done a car with a moustache?	„
	~ Jeremy asking a reasonable question to James May and Richard Hammond

NOTE: Jeremy Clarkson can only use feats from scripted Top Gear episodes, The Grand Tour episodes, comics, movies, and other official Top Gear media sources. No real-life feats or memes can be used, and any battle with them will be deleted. This wiki only uses Jeremy Clarkson as a character, not a real person or a meme.

Jeremy Clarkson is one of the three hosts on the British car TV show Top Gear. After he was fired he went on to become one of the three hosts of the car show The Grand Tour.

Fanon Ideas So Far[]

Joe Gatto vs Jeremy Clarkson

Battle Record[]

WARNING: The following tab will reveal the numbers of wins and losses for the following character. Read at your own risk.

Battle Record

Wins: 0
Losses: 0
Draws: 0

Possible Opponents[]

Dan Hibiki (Street Fighter)
Dominic Toretto (The Fast and the Furious)
Sonic the Hedgehog

History[]

Death Battle Info[]

Weapons[]

Chainsaw.
AK47.
Shotgun Pump
Dual Welded Pistols
Machine Gun: Has cut down a large tree.

Fiat Revenge Coupe[]

A Fiat Coupe with bodicia wheel attachments (Spikes that come out of the wheels).

The Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust[]

A car made by the Top Gear crew.
Top speed - 15.4 miles/hour

0 - 60 - Never
Price - £6,000
Power - 3.37 bhp 19-battery 96-volt DC electric motor
Backup 12-gallon 16-volt diesel generator
Roadholding - -5.8 g's
70/30 weight distribution

Might possibly be the worst car ever.
It's so bad that it killed one of the Stig's cousins because of how the exhaust gas would fill into the car.

The Dominator[]

A modified harvesting vehicle that is now used to clear snow.
Has ploughed through cars like nothing.
Has a flamethrower on the back which can light people and cars on fire.
Has a salt shooter which easily shoots through all of the windows of a car.
It requires three people to fully work (one to drive, one to shovel the salt and one to aim the flame thrower).

Toyota Hilux[]

A pick up that has proven to be indestructible.
Has survived being crashed into walls and trees, being lit on fire, being dragged out to sea, being placed on top of a collapsing sky scrapper that is 240 ft and has had a caravan dropped on it.
Another Toyota Hilux drove next to the mouth of an active volcano and picked up a piece of lava.

Toybota Hilux[]

A version of the Toyota Hilux with modifications so it can act as a boat.

Nissank[]

Heavily modified Nissan Hardbody
Successor to the Toybota Hilux
Successfully crossed the English Channel

The Rambulance[]

A modified old Porsche 944 Turbo.
Has rams that come down to push things out of the way.
Actually managed to save a patient.

Volkswagen Amarok with a mounted on the bed M2 Browning[]

Has a M2 Browning on the back
Accidentally destroyed a building using it.
The suspension could cause unwanted shaking.

Challenger 2[]

Could easily destroy an armored van made by Richard Hammond

TGPD Arsenal[]

The TGPD Drone of Intrusiveness[]

A model plane that has a camera, it is used to find opponents that are hiding out of site.

The TGPD Eaty Thing of Devastation.[]

A construction vehicle modified into a minesweeper that uses spinning flails that can tear through brick walls.

Feats[]

Has tanked explosions from Dynamite, Tank shells and Mines.
Has travelled through deserts, mountains, the Antarctic and the most dangerous road in the world in cars.
Survived going into Chernobyl.
Has survived the vacuum of space.
Survived a day of driving the Reliant Robin (A car known for falling on its side if you turn at all).
Travelled from the West Coast of the UK to the East Coast before the sun rose (He set at sunset) on the shortest night of the year (He won by five minutes and would have gotten their faster if it wasn't for the traffic).
Has driven half of a car, twice.
Can drive the Peel P50 and P45, despite the miniature size of both vehicles
Managed to carefully cross the Bolivian Death Road
Outlasted Richard and James by driving a modified 80's hatchback car for a day.
Successfully crossed Mongolia in a DIY vehicle named John.
Crossed the Venezuela Salt Plains with a modified Lancia (which he later abandoned)
Has come up with some smart plans, like using a paper Bill Oddie face mask so Jeremy doesn't get any points on his Japanese license.
Has robbed an Albanian bank and escaped the police that was chasing him.
Has saved the Queen of England (After many, many, many failed attempts) from a plane hijacking.
Should compare to James who tanked an explosion that created a large crater and completely destroyed the car he was in.
- Though he likewise survived a similar explosion prior to James'.
Should compare to Richard and James, who both tanked a nuclear explosion, several car related accidents, and Chernobyl

Faults[]

When competing in the Top Gear winter Olympics, he shot down a tree instead of the targets in front of the tree.
The TGPD Plane of Intrusiveness can fail to take off if it crashes before taking flight.
Whenever Jeremy tries to get a celebrity guest for The Grand Tour they always die in some way or another.
While on his way to Bethlehem, he became delusional and thought he was Jesus Christ.
Was chased away by a group of red-necks.
Jeremy failed to push a small digger with help from Richard and James.
Jeremy always thinks that more power will solve any issue (And if it doesn't work more power).
Most, if not all, of Jeremy's plans, end in failure.
All of Jeremy's inventions either don't work, fall into pieces or both.
The Toybota was killed, ironically enough, by being in the water.
The Nissank can overheat do to the foam placed in the engine bay to avoid water getting in.
The Nissank is hard to get in, in a timely manner because the doors are permanently locked shut to avoid water getting in.
When the crew made some adjustments to a car to make it a convertible, it caught fire when it was in the car wash.
Can't use assault rifles as he is left eyed but right handed which results in the ejected casings going into his arm.
While using any of the TGPD vehicles, Jeremy has to wear the TGPD official uniform (A moustache) which has been shown to distract people since they are in constant awareness that they have a moustache.
While using any of the TGPD vehicles, if Jeremy crashes he has to stop and fill out police paperwork detailing the crash (Though it does not have to be accurate).
Accidentally blew a cow with a claymore.
Jeremy can't ride a motorbike to save his life.
While trying to save the Queen of England from a plane hijacking, he was killed by a grenade and being hit over the head with a shovel (though the later death he wanted to die because of how the hijackers were 'treating' him).
While using the TGPD Eaty thing of Devastation, Jeremy was using it to tear down a brick wall to find and stop James. Unfortunately, he accidentally tore down the wrong wall, which James wasn't behind.