| Jeffy vs Saitama | |
|---|---|
| Season | 1 |
| Season Episode | 3 |
| Air date | August 10, 2023 |
| Written by | DuchessTheSponge |
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Jeffy vs Saitama is a fan-made Death Battle episode between Saitama from the manga One Punch Man and Jeffy from the iconic web series SuperMarioLogan.
Inculde[]
Wiz: Saitama, the One Punch Man who can defeat anyone in just one punch!
Boomstick: and Jeffy Jeffy, the rich kid who got dropped off and abandoned by his parents only to meet new parents!
Wiz: Saitama can one punch anyone of his foes no problem.
Boomstick: ...and with the Jeffy Ball Z series, I really felt like this matchup is gonna be quite interesting.
Wiz: Web series and anime are both really interesting series but if they fight up I'd imagine the amount of chaos this battle is gonna create.
Boomstick: Aside from all that though, he's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Saitama[]
(Cue: The Hero)
Boomstick: Do you ever feel like your life is boring and you have nothing better to do? Well, you aren't alone. Saitama before he became a hero was just your normal business man who lost his job after he stumbled upon a little boy with a big chin.
Wiz: After Saitama met that little boy with the chin, he took down a crab monster realizing he had the protentional to become the hero he has always dreamed off becoming.
Boomstick: The dude has done 100 pushups, 100 situps, and 100 squats and a 10M long run and during the progress of doing that, he slowly loses his hair and became bald. Who knew that kind of training could really changed the guy?
Wiz: While Saitama has gained all this power, he has broke his limiter and slowly became the hero he has dreamed off becoming. However, this is not really good for the caped baldy since he actually thinks being too overpowered is too boring and he never really find the life he wanted afterwards.
Boomstick: It's pretty sad honestly. You see other anime protagonists like Goku having such incredible power and they were never bored of their power. Why is Saitama different from them?
Wiz: You see, the thing with Goku and other anime protagonists is that they are made to be hyped up anime characters. Saitama on the other hand, doesn't fell into that category. He's made to make the viewer realize if you get everything you want then you are gonna regret it at the end of the day.
Boomstick: Hmmmmmm, that honestly makes a lot of sense.
Wiz: After Saitama got the unlimited power that he gained, he then met this hero named "Genos" who eventually became their friend, he also met Garou who is the biggest villain of the One Punch Man franchise. Garou has the ability to copy any of the opponent's abilities and Saitama was able to keep up with him.
Boomstick: So does that mean Saitama can finally beat Goku?
Wiz: Yea... how about we not talk about that?
Boomstick: DAMMIT!!!
Wiz: After Saitama and Garou battled though, it caused multiple galaxies to be destroyed. We can safely say Saitama could win a lot of fights with just one punch. But don't me fooled by his name though, just because his anime is called "One Punch Man" not all his enemies died to one punch.
Boomstick: Wait, WHAT? No, you can't be serious.
Wiz: It's true, we see Saitama getting hurt before and he had to use more than one punch on some of his enemies like Boros and Garou. The reason why he is called "One Punch Man" is because MOST of his enemies died in one punch.
Boomstick: Awwwww man, my life is a lie...
Saitama: I never lose any battle...
Jeffy[]
(Cue: Why?)
Wiz: You all remember SuperMarioLogan? The guy who would always make Junior, Black Yoshi, Shrek, Woody, and Mama Luigi?
Boomstick: Oh yea, that guy was my childhood. Why do you ask anyways?
Wiz: Welp. As of 2021, the channel was renamed to "SML" and the Mario plushies are completely gone. I'm sorry to break any of your hearts but it's the sad truth to any of y'all.
Boomstick: NO! NO! THIS CAN NOT BE TRUE!
Wiz: After the death of Mama Luigi all the way back in The Loss of a R****d where he was killed by Bowser due to having a bomb on his chess, Mario had to move on the rest of his life without him which did very well for the most part.
Boomstick: But starting in 2016, he met this character named "Jeffy" who is basically the new version of Mama Luigi, am I right?
Wiz: Yes Boomstick, you are correct. The major difference between Mama Luigi and Jeffy though is Mario really likes Mama Luigi as a good friend but Jeffy just tortures Mario so bad that Mario actually wants to give up on rising Jeffy but then he accepted to have Jeffy after finding out he's worth millions.
Boomstick: That didn't age well though, didn't it?
Wiz: It didn't age well at all. It appears that Jeffy's dad faked his death and he doesn't want Jeffy back meaning Jeffy is now gonna have to stay with the former Mario but now Marvin forever.
Boomstick: That must be terrible for the old SML fans let's be real.
Wiz: It is. Anyways, after Jeffy joined SML. He eventually became the main protagonist of the channel surpassing Junior in videos. There are different variations of Jeffy such as Smart Jeffy, Sick Jeffy, Depressed Jeffy, Baby Jeffy, Handsome Jeffy, and Handsome Jeffy.
Boomstick: Wow, that's really a lot of Jeffy's.
Wiz: Indeed it is. Jeffy's mom also abuses him and he once had a daughter named Feebee, both in which have passed away. Jeffy's mom died through Jeffy shooting him when he turned 18 while Feebee passed away through Jeffy and her playing bike and then she got runned over by a car.
Boomstick: Oh wow, that's pretty sad.
Wiz: Yep, it really is.
Jeffy: ARE YOU HIGH???
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
Death Battle[]
(Location: Mall)
Mario: Alright Jeffy. I'm about to go to the store. Anything you want?
Jeffy: Hmmmmmmm... how about some cheerios?
Mario: Is that all?
Jeffy: No, can we please get a new cat piano as well?
Mario: Okay you know what Jeffy? I'm not gonna do this. You are coming with me.
Jeffy: Alright, yay!
Meanwhile when Jeffy and Mario went to the mall. We see Saitama and Genos walking in the mall trying to buy some stuff and then when Mario and Jeffy entered the mall, Jeffy realized Saitama in the mall.
Genos: Sensi, you sure you want these cup noodles?
Saitama: Yea... I mean... this is the cheapest I could really get...
Meanwhile...
Jeffy: Oh look Mario! It's Superman, can I say "Hi" to him?
Mario: JEFFY NO! THAT'S NOT SUPERMAN!
Jeffy: Why is he bald daddy?
Mario: Uhhhhh... I don't know?
Jeffy: Imma go touch him.
Mario: WAIT JEFFY NO!!!
Jeffy then walks up to Saitama and waved at him. Saitama and Genos eventually saw this which caught their attention. Both of them then looked back only to see Jeffy right there waving at them.
Jeffy: Hey bald Superman, my name is Jeffy. See it says it on my shirt, "Jeffy".
Genos: Sensi, what is this human being?
Saitama: Honestly Genos, I really do not know. He seems like it's mentally abused though and I'm not even kidding.
Genos: Why is there even a pencil in his nose and why does he have a diaper on the outside of his pants? Seems like he's been mentality abused or something, are you sure this guy is human or what?
Saitama: I doubt so, I mean he has 2 eyes sticking out of him. That's kinda... weird... You know what? That guys seems to be another monster I've met every day. I think the best thing we can do for now is just kill that freak once and for all.
Mario: WAIT!!!
Saitama: Huh?
Saitama then looks back and then realizes Mario is right there.
Mario: You don't have to do this.
Saitama: Why not? He's clearly a freak. I'm sure humanity would be a better place without him.
Mario: I mean... you don't have to... (Mario then remembers the amounts of times that he wants Jeffy gone and then he slowly realizes this could be his chance to finally get rid of Jeffy) Actually, you can kill him. It's gonna be perfectly alright.
Saitama: Alright, if you wish.
Jeffy: Hey bald Superman, what is up with ya-
Saitama then throws a punch at Jeffy which blasts him off into the sky hitting a bunch of walls causing the people in the mall to freak out.
Jeffy: Ow... why did you do that man?
Saitama: HUH? HE SURVIVED?
Saitama then got serious the moment he witnessed that, he knew that he couldn't hold back in this battle. He runs up to Jeffy and punched Jeffy again but Jeffy was then blasted onto a toy store. Jeffy saw the nerf guns and he unboxed one and then pulled a nerf gun to Saitama.
Saitama: What the?
Jeffy: So you wanna mess with me b**ch? Well, it's over for you bald freak!
Jeffy then shot a nerf gun at Saitama but Saitama is aware of it and he grabbed the nerf bullet which shocked Jeffy.
Saitama: What is this little miniature toy?
Jeffy: WHAT THE??? NO WAY HE ACTUALLY GOT THAT!!!
Saitama: It's just a little toy, I don't see how this could hurt me whatsoever.
Jeffy: OH SCREW THAT! I'M GONNA USE THE BIG GUNS NOW!
Saitama: What does he mean by that?
Jeffy then pulls out the pencil out of his nose knowing he gotta do something about the battle to give himself the victory.
Saitama: Ewwwww... that thing was already in your nose. Why are you taking it out?
Meanwhile in the back of the mall...
Mario: Do you think Saitama is gonna kill him? I surely hope so!
Genos: I'm pretty sure Jeffy is probably over at this point but the fight is still going on so it's best we still hide.
Back to the matchup.
Saitama: You sure are one hell of a kid for keeping up with most of my punches.
Jeffy: So this isn't over yet. Doodle doodle pencil fart.
Jeffy then summoned a drawing clone out of Saitama named "Dark Saitama" in order to finish Saitama off, Saitama is aware of the clone so Saitama throws a serious punched Dark Saitama killing him leaving Jeffy completely shocked about this.
Jeffy: WHAT? HOW?
Saitama then walks up to Jeffy in order to finish him off.
Saitama: Alright Jeffy, it's now over for you. That was actually a challenging fight but now I think it's finally over.
Jeffy: WAIT I'M SORRY!
Saitama then throws the biggest serious punch as he can to Jeffy and Jeffy was drooling blood after that punch but apparently, it turns out Jeffy was still alive.
Saitama: WHAT THE HECK HOW IS HE NOT DEAD YET???
Jeffy: Alright Saitama, you leave me no choice but to finish you off once and for all.
Jeffy then transforms into Jeffyku infront of Saitama's face, Saitama thought he was gonna have a chance but the moment he threw a punch at Jeffy. Jeffy eventually dodged it like it was nothing because time was slowed down, Saitama realized he was doomed after that.
Saitama: WAIT NO!!! WHAT IS GOING ON??? WHY AM I SO SLOW ALL OF A SUDDEN!!!
Jeffy: KAMEHAMEHA!!!
Saitama: Welp, I guess this is the end... guess this is how it feels like to lose to someone huh?... welp... I gotta say... thank you for the fight I've been looking for... weird... pencil kid...
Those were Saitama's final words until Jeffy completely burned him to a crisp completely killing him.
K.O.
Mario and Genos heard blood splatting, so they thought the fight is over. They got out of their hiding spot thinking Jeffy lost the fight.
Genos: SENSI!!!!
Mario: WHAT THE??? NO!!! THIS CAN'T BE REAL!!! DON'T TELL ME JEFFY WON!!!
Jeffy then reversed back to base form and explained the battle.
Jeffy: Yep daddy, I won fair and square. That guy was really tough, can't believe I actually battled him.
Mario: JEFFY!!! THAT HERO WAS GONNA SAVE ME FROM YOU BUT YOU MURDERED HIM!!! WHY???
Jeffy: Oops...
Meanwhile the other SML characters then came into the mall since they heard about the battle Jeffy and Saitama had.
Jeffy: Hey Junior.
Junior: Oh hey Jeffy, what just happened? I heard you were fighting someone pretty powerful.
Jeffy: Oh yes I did and I brutally murdered him badly. It was so pee pee.
Rosalina: What? Jeffy how could you?
Jeffy: Look mommy I really do not care.
Cody: Bro that dead body looks sick.
Joseph: I've always seen a dead body.
Mario: Well Jeffy... now that you won... do you really wanna buy anything here?
Jeffy: Nope not really.
The SML cast were about to leave the mall when suddenly
Goodman: Mario, what the f**k happened to my mall?
Mario: Uhhhhhhh... Jeffy may have killed a bald person...?
Goodman: MARIO! YOU THINK I'M GONNA LET YOU OFF THE HOOK FOR DESTROYING THIS MALL? HELL NO! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY 10K DOLLARS FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF THIS PLACE!!! YOU BETTER DO IT RIGHT NOW!!!
Mario sighs as he was about to get his money. Meanwhile Genos took Saitama's dead body and barried him after Mario payed for the damages Saitama and Jeffy caused to the mall, the SML cast then went back to the SML House where Jeffy talks to Junior, Joseph, and Cody about the battle.
Results[]
(Cue: SML Theme Song)
Boomstick: WHAT THE HECK? HOW DID SAITAMA LOSE? ISN'T HE THE ONE PUNCH MAN?
Wiz: While it may be true Saitama is indeed the "One Punch Man", we must need to know that just because he is called that no all of his enemies died in One Punch. For example, he got hurt during his battle with Boros at one point who is at least star level and during his battle with Garou, the battle would at least be multi galaxy.
Boomstick: But doesn't Saitama have any infinite power?
Wiz: No he doesn't. Saitama has infinite POTENTIONAL yes but he doesn't have infinite power, he only broke his limiter meaning his power is only limitless. The difference between limitless power and infinite power is with limitless power you would only be above the limit while for infinite power, you have an endless amount of power that never ends and even then, infinite power is only high universal.
Boomstick: If that's the case, how would Jeffy even beat Saitama?
Wiz: Jeffy has beaten the SML God who is said to create the SML universe and in an episode of Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures, Mama Luigi himself stated that there are infinite universes to the SML verse. Putting Jeffy at multiversal so even if Saitama is universal, Jeffy could still beat him due to that.
Boomstick: Pretty interesting to say the least but is that the only reason why Jeffy beats Saitama or no?
Wiz: Another way to prove that Jeffy beats Saitama is because Brooklyn Guy himself stated that they can do anything they want in the SML Verse and Jeffy is aware that the SML verse is fiction as he has interacted with Logan, Lance, Pablo, Elaina, etc before.
Boomstick: How about Saitama's durability? Shouldn't that help him with this battle or no?
Wiz: Not really actually, Saitama may win a lot of fight before but he has seen to get hurt before. Jeffy could keep up with Junior and Joseph in which Junior has survived having his body been split apart and still live + Joseph got his head cut off before and he was still alive. Also, Jeffy can survived having his own legs cut off. Meanwhile, Saitama has been hurt by a cat before in the manga though it's unknown if the cat is powerful or it's just a normal house cat.
Boomstick: That is pretty impressive I must say.
Wiz: Yea, with Jeffy being aware that his verse is fiction and all these hax feats. This just easily gives Jeffy the win to this victory right there.
Boomstick: Welp, rest in peace to the caped baldy. I really wished Saitama won.
Wiz: The winner is... Jeffy!!!
Trivia[]
- The general connection between Saitama and Jeffy are:
- They are both known for wearing yellow except Saitama also wears red while Jeffy has blue shorts and black shoes.
- Both characters are known to be gag comedy heroes to entertain the viewers with a mixed reception though Saitama slightly has more fans than hate. Jeffy has gained a massive fandom from modern SML fans while Saitama gained a lot of fans from the anime fandom though their hate can still be common. Jeffy is hated amongst OG SML fans like Mama Luigi fans while Saitama is hated by a bunch of Dragon Ball fans to the point where people would claim Krillin beats Saitama. This also caused 2 infamous wars of the medias to be beef'd about. (Goku vs Saitama and Mama Luigi vs Jeffy)
- They are both normal human beings who then met someone due to a big event happening in their life, then they consider the person to be their best friend. (Saitama met Genos while he was fighting the mosquito girl and then Genos wanted to be with Saitama after witnessing Saitama's power while Jeffy met Mario/Marvin when his mom dropped him off but then Mario/Marvin wanted to keep Jeffy since he's worth a lot of money)
- They both got hated for a lot of things that they can kind unfair. (The entire city hated Saitama after he destroyed a mentor which the destruction of the mentor destroyed a lot of homes while Jeffy got framed by Junior, Joseph, and Cody in the episode "Jeffy Gets Framed")
- Both Saitama and Jeffy have pretty terrible grades in school due to them not being the brightest people in their class. (Saitama's best grade is a "C" while Jeffy is only shown getting "F" meaning while they are both dumb, Saitama is slightly smarter)
- Both Saitama and Jeffy are clueless to whatever happens, due to not being the brightest in their franchise they wouldn't be aware of some simple mistakes in life.
- Both had physical powers where they one punched a bunch of characters. (Saitama is self-explanatory while Jeffy in "Jeffy the Boxer" had one punch nearly the entire SML characters)
- Coincidentally enough, both Saitama and Boxer Jeffy both have red gloves.
- Both Saitama and Jeffy are adults and yet they lost their jobs. (Saitama lost his job when he was still a human and Jeffy lost his job in "Jeffy Gets A Job" due to giving a homeless person free food.)
Next Time[]
