Jeff The Killer Vs Leatherface is a What-If? Death Battle between Jeff The Killer from famous Creepypasta myths, against Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Description[]
Two male psychopaths who love to mutilate, murder, and cause bodily harm to their victims, in particularly gory ways. Will Jeff's demise come sooner than he thought, or will Leatherface scream like a pig? Find out in this Death Battle!
Intro[]
Skunk: Horror is but one genre of movies and fiction, involving blood, gore, and much more.
Skel: We got two men who find bloodshed to be a daily fun, they look crazy, sound crazy, and will drive you crazy after what they do to you.
Skunk: Jeff The Killer, Pale Hoodie Wearing Murderer.
Skel: And Leatherface, Mad Cannibal. He's Skunk and I'm Skel!
Skunk: And it's our job to research their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle!
Jeff Kills All Of Death Battle's Combatants![]
Skunk: Creepypastas, they are stories about dangerous people, creatures and more, all with unique and deadly sets of skills.
Skel: But that isn't actually "all" of them, because some are humans that are pretty weak, but still super scary.
Skunk: Yes, and this is the case with Jeff The Killer, one of Horror's most recognizable Creepypasta Killers.
Skel: Basically, Jeff lived in a nice place, great neighborhood, until he was getting mugged. Though he did prove he was a badass by beating up the 3 teens trying to mug him.
Skunk: In a strange and dumb twist, Jeff's brother was arrested for this, why? Who knows.
Skel: Continuing on his life, Jeff lived pretty normally, until he came to a party that ended up being an unforgettable one, for the wrong reason.
Skunk: Turns out the same 3 teens who tried to mug him had came back, and this time it didn't end the same.
Skel: While fighting, he nearly was killed, but was able to recover fairly well, with just a badly deformed face.
Skunk: This in turn drove him insane, and made him the crazy killer everyone knows of.
Skel: What kind of origin story is that. He was a guy, then he beat some guys up, those guys came to beat him up, deformed him, and that drove him insane to killing people. That's just a weak origin story.
Skunk: Well, who really cares, we are here for the fight, not for the story.
Skel: Yeah, and despite being human, Jeff got some pretty unusual and supernatural powers.
Jeff's Arsenal & Powers[]
Arsenal[]
- Knife
- Machete
- Handgun
- Sword
- Meat Cleaver
Powers[]
- Enhanced Senses
- Has increased hearing, smell, taste and touch senses
- Immunity to Fear
- Insanity & Fear Manipulation
- Teleportation
- Healing Factor
- Sleep Inducement
Skunk: Jeff carries with him his signature knife, which he uses to cut his victims, though he can also use things like a sword, machete, and even a handgun.
Skel: See, even a murderer likes using guns sometimes, it makes the job easier.
Skunk: Right, but he isn't just a man, he has certain supernatural aspects, like how he can teleport, make others fall asleep over time, and drive people just as insane as he is.
Skel: And because of his lack of eyelids, his sight has gotten pretty terrible, so his other senses are much higher, letting him hear things better, smell, taste, you get the idea.
Skunk: He even has a bit of a healing factor, able to heal minor wounds like gun shots and stabs within much shorter periods of time than others.
Skel: His powers and skills have let him do some crazy stuff, despite how plain they seem.
Jeff's Feats[]
- Took glass being smashed in his face
- Was able to outsmart and kill Jane the Killer
- She had been stalking him for 11 years, and still Jeff was able to get her
- Can punch someone hard enough to cause heart failure
- Able to bust doors down
- Tied with Slenderman in a fight
- Easily man-handles others
- Can attack people before they are able to react
- Able to keep a person down with just one foot
Skunk: Jeff has proven to be far above others in terms of physicality, being able to break doors down, punch someone so hard their heart stops, and overpowering other people without much trouble.
Skel: I mean, he has a knife, it is likely he could overpower someone if he stabbed their chest.
Skunk: Well, there is a much more impressive feat, he was able to compete against the one and only Slenderman, the White King.
Skel: Slender? He must have been going way, way, way, super way easy on Jeff.
Skunk: True, but even going toe to toe with someone like Slender, even if they hold back, is nothing to scoff at.
Skel: He is strong, creepy, brave, and a mad man, but he is still that, a man.
Jeff's Flaws[]
- Still a human
- Insane
- Most of his weapons are short ranged
- Can barely see, if at all
Skunk: And while a menacing man, he is just as vulnerable as anyone, he can be stabbed, beaten, set on fire, shot, and more, just like a regular person, and while he may be able to take pain, he can't take lethal harm.
Skel: Yeah, his healing factor isn't that strong, and sometimes being insane isn't the most helpful thing, as well as being mostly limited to short range, along with his limited sight problem.
Skunk: He is a man, but a man of pure insanity, carrying the scars of his past, sharp blades, and a taste for blood, you don't want him to find you, he'll make sure the encounter is very brief.
Jeff is shown running up to the camera, before the screen cuts to black.
Leatherface Saws Down The Competition Of Death Battle![]
Skel: I love Texas, it has so many great things, including BBQ food.
Skunk: Right, but not everyone has the same kinds of "BBQ food" that you do, especially the Sawyer Family.
Skel: Yeah, the Sawyer Family are crazy people, while they seem nice, this is Death Battle, so they are actually evil, but we are focusing on one of the members.
Skunk: Meet Bubba Sawyer, Leatherface, the chainsaw wielding, tantrum having hulk of a man, who loves to eat others.
Skel: I'm glad I don't have any meat on my bones, they won't want to eat me.
Skunk: Ok... Leatherface is probably the most scary, deadly, and outstanding members of the Sawyer Family, wearing masks made of people's faces, carrying a mallet and chainsaw, and yelling out in rage as he swings them.
Skel: This crazy dude is not all there, not sure if it is from his family, his own fault, or something else, but in any case, he is not normal.
Leatherface's Arsenal[]
- Chainsaw
- Mallet
- Meat Cleaver
- Meat Hooks
- Sledgehammer
Skunk: He obviously carries is chainsaw, that if you have ever seen or heard of one, makes you want to already go the other way, but he carries more than that.
Skel: He likes using blunt weapons too, mallets and sledgehammers, along with cleavers and meat hooks, tenderizing his meat, then chopping it up.
Skunk: It's very impressive how he can swing the chainsaw around with little to no sign of effort, honestly, that would require a lot of strength.
Skel: He is human, but he also isn't if that makes sense, like he is human, but what he has been through would beg to differ.
Leatherface's Feats[]
- Killed numerous people
- Can swing his chainsaw around like a toy
- Has survived many fatal wounds that would end a normal person in seconds
- Survived being hit by a car
- Took multiple shotgun blasts
- Survived his throat being cut by his own chainsaw
- Got up after having his arm chopped off and having fell on his chainsaw
- Has the strength to match even the strongest heavy weight body builders
- Easily carries people over his shoulder
- Can lift a person with his chainsaw after impaling them on it, with one hand
- Broke a hole in a wall with his sledgehammer
- Blocked shotgun bullets with his chainsaw
Skunk: Bubba is not a man to get into a fight with, not unless you're ready to be made into chili.
Skel: He can break holes in walls, lift up people with one hand, carry humans with ease, even block bullets with his chainsaw.
Skunk: He is also unbelievably tough, surviving even the most deadly of wounds, getting his throat cut, getting shot, stabbed, run over, even falling on his own chainsaw didn't keep him down for long.
Skel: Seriously, if a guy is going to continue chasing you even after his arm is cut off, you should just stop trying to fight and keep running.
Skunk: Though, Leatherface may be strong and tough, he isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
Leatherface's Flaws[]
- Clumsy
- Ended up cutting his own leg accidentally
- Still human
- No supernatural powers
- Chainsaw needs gas to run
- Can be tricked fairly easily
Skel: Yep, he is big, tough, strong, but like most brutes, he ain't smart, he has been tricked easily, he is still just a man, and that means he doesn't have any special powers, not to mention his chainsaw still needs gas, but even if it does run out, it is still sharp and heavy.
Skunk: He also isn't very careful, he's cut himself on his chainsaw before, and while sure that didn't really stop him, it made him a lot slower, and a well placed bullet to the head can still finish him off like any normal man.
Skel: But he isn't just "any normal man", he'll do whatever it takes to please his family, he doesn't want to disappoint them, and he will get food on the table, what is it made of? Only the Sawyer Family knows.
Leatherface is shown killing Franklin.
Intermission[]
Skunk: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Skel: It's time for a Death Battle!!!
Fight[]
Location: Sawyer House (Barn)
The view slowly pans down to the Sawyer house, and then the barn nearby. It zooms in, through the barn window, and shows various pigs, human limbs, and bodies are strung about on meat hooks. A vague creak is heard, and the barn door opens. Jeff peeks in, and enters, shutting the door behind him. He wanders through the barn, looking at the hanging meat, until he bumps into a body, who gasps. Jeff looks at them, with some confusion.
Future: Hey, where am I? Who are yo- oh, you're Jeff.
Jeff: I was about to ask what this place is too, and you don't seem too shocked to see me.
The view cuts to the floor, two feet are shown walking, quietly.
Future: Yeah, I was told to come over here for some food, some meatloaf, and heard also you're going to be fighting Leatherface.
Jeff: Who the hell is that?
Future: That guy right behind you.
Suddenly, a chainsaw rev is heard right behind Jeff. Jeff turns to see Leatherface stood with it above his head.
Fight!
Leatherface swings his chainsaw down, but Jeff rolls to the side, the chainsaw missing, and hitting the ground. Leatherface gets into a standing positon, mallet in one hand, chainsaw on his back. Jeff brushes hay off his hoodie, and takes his knife out. Leatherface runs towards Jeff, swinging his mallet, which Jeff barely evades, before slamming his knee into Leatherface's gut. He shoves Leatherface back, knocking him into a pig on a hook, making the pig bump into Future.
Future: Ew, it touched me!
Leatherface looks at Future, then turns back to Jeff, who shoves his knife into Leatherface's shoulder. He wiggles the knife around, then pushes it deeper. He eventually pulls it out, and tries to stab his foe in the face, but is hit in the chin by a mallet. Jeff is sent flying into a pile of crates. Leatherface yells out, reving up his chainsaw. Jeff gets up, and stands down. Leatherface charges, and mere inches away from his face, Jeff side steps the chainsaw, making Leatherface hit a wall, in turn, causing the chainsaw to slip, and cut Leatherface on the shoulder. He screams out until it stops, then turns. Jeff is laughing.
Jeff: This is fun, you are actually a challenge!
Leatherface takes out a meat cleaver, then swings at Jeff, who jumps backwards into a crate of tools. Jeff grabs his own meat cleaver. Leatherface and Jeff run at each other, and swing. Each blocking the other's swings, various clank sounds occur. Eventually, Leatherface slices Jeff's left ring finger off, causing Jeff to drop the cleaver he had. Leatherface grabs Jeff by his face, and slams him against the wall. Leatherface sticks the cleaver into Jeff's side.
Future: That's gotta hurt.
Jeff takes his knife out again, and shoves it into Leatherface's neck, causing him to be let go, and Leatherface to stumble back, falling into a pig pen full of mud and organs. Jeff takes the meat cleaver out, and flicks the blood off it. Leatherface gets up, grabbing a dead pig body, throwing it. Jeff acts quickly, getting behind Future, letting it hit them instead. Though, Jeff still gets hit by the force of Future being hit, making Jeff stagger back, getting himself impaled on a pitch fork.
Future: Serves you right.
Leatherface steps over the fence of the pig pen, and starts to walk towards Jeff. Jeff looks around, and sees a metal bucket. He grabs it, but is lifted up by his arm. Leatherface holds Jeff by his arm, and prepares to slam his mallet into him. Jeff shoves the metal bucket over Leatherface's head, and punches the top of it, causing Leatherface to get disoriented, and yell out, dropping Jeff on his neck. Jeff grunts, but gets up fairly quick. Jeff adjusts his hoodie. He pulls his knife out of Leatherface's neck while they are distracted, and repeatedly stabs them in the gut, before doing one big pull across the stomach. Leatherface gets his stomach exposed. Jeff laughs, stepping back to admire his work. Leatherface takes the metal bucket off his head, and looks at the damage.
Jeff: That's gotta be a pain, huh?
Leatherface takes out his chainsaw, and revs it. He sprints at Jeff, who slides under his legs. Leatherface turns, but Jeff is gone. He looks around. A whistle is heard, and Leatherface turns, only to be hit in the face by Future's body, which Jeff threw at Leatherface. Leatherface ends up tossing his chainsaw up. The chainsaw lands square in the middle of Leatherface's gut, still running. Future runs out the barn, leaving a train of blood from the meat hook he was hung on.
Jeff: Time to finish this off!
Jeff steps on Leatherface's neck, and grabs the chainsaw. He pulls on it, and Leatherface screams as Jeff eviscerates him, then pulls the chainsaw out. Jeff takes his knife out, and reaches into the hole in Leatherface. He pulls his foe's beating heart out, and stabs it, and the room goes silent. Jeff pulls his knife out, and tosses the heart into the pig pen. Jeff walks out the barn, and a few seconds later, screams are heard.
K.O!
Conclusion[]
Skel: I guess that's what we should expect from a horror battle.
Skunk: Both Jeff and Leatherface were men with incredibly powerful weapons, strengths and other factors, but the matter of the fact is that sometimes, being tougher won't guarantee a win.
Skel: Leatherface totally had the toughness to endure most of Jeff's weapons, knives and cleavers, and even the pistol wouldn't cause too much problems, under some circumstances.
Skunk: True, while Leatherface has survived shotgun pellets to the chest, his throat being slit, and other fatal wounds, in the end he is still a mortal man, and Jeff isn't dumb, so he wouldn't mess around, even he knows a clean shot to a person's head is fatal.
Skel: Jeff did also hold an advantage in being able to use a few supernatural powers, like teleportation, which could catch Leatherface off guard, and Leatherface's clumsy nature meant Jeff could capitalize on it, once Leatherface missed a swing, he could shove his blade through his head, stab him, or even take away Leatherface's chainsaw to use for himself.
Skunk: Don't get us wrong, Leatherface could very much finish off Jeff, a clean chainsaw hit would put an end to Jeff just as quickly as any normal person, but Jeff has fought more dangerous opponents, like Slenderman, who while not using any of the things Leatherface has, is far more deadly, proving Jeff could handle someone just as dangerous as a normal man.
Skel: While Jeff's insanity wouldn't have really worked, he is still more sane and intelligent than Leatherface, meaning he could think up a plan to kill him.
Skunk: While both were dangerous, and Leatherface was stronger, tougher and held deadlier weapons, Jeff was simply smarter, more experienced, and held supernatural powers to confuse and take his foe by surprise, making this a close match.
Skel: I guess Leatherface just needed to chili out.
Skunk: The winner is Jeff The Killer!