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Jaune VS Hanataro - When the forever falling buttmonkeys rock
Season 1, Episode 6
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Air date August 5th, 2016
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Jaune Arc VS Hanataro Yamada is a What-If Death Battle featuring Jaune Arc from RWBY and Hanataro Yamada from Bleach.

Note : The battle being done before the Volume 4 of RWBY, only the first three volumes are used for Jaune's researches.

Description[]

RWBY VS Bleach ! These two are the weaklings of their respective universes, but unlike many proves to be useful sometimes, but who will have other occasions to prove it again after this match ?

Interlude[]

(Cues Invader - John Johnston)

Boomstick : Buttmonkeys. They are the comical weak guys who are unable to do anything, and are most of the time useless.

Wiz : But these two kindhearted and courageous guys proved the contrary, and made them useful in some situations, despite being weaker than their companions. Like Jaune Arc, the leader of the team JNPR.

Boomstick : And Hanataro Yamada, the co-third seat of the fourth division. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz : And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who will a Death Battle.

Jaune Arc[]

(Cues Cold - RWBY Volume 3)

Wiz  : Remnant. A world filled by Grimm, creatures of darkness, where the heroes who slay them, the hunters and huntresses, are formed in some specialized high school.

Boomstick : In Beacon, the school of Vale, there is a young student, one of the most powerful hunter to be, who remained undefeated until now. His power is so incredible it is said to be able to... Aaah, I stop that crap and say the truth, this guy is weak.

Wiz : Jaune Arc is a first year student and has been chosen to lead the team JNPR. Born in a family of hero, Jaune is obssessed by the idea of becoming one too but...

Boomstick : It appears that Jaune is one of the weakest students in Beacon, physically talking. That is because, contrary to the other students who received formal training in other schools, Jaune got to be accepted into Beacon by having fake transcripts. More of a cheater than a hero.

(Cues Jaunedice Part 2 Score - RWBY Volume 1)

Wiz : Hovewer, as the leader of the team JNPR, who have three powerful fighters, he had to prove himself as a good leader. A thing that wasn't easy, as he was bullied by Cardin in the first volume, before he rebelled himself and saved him from an Ursa Major, gaining Cardin's respect. Or at least gaining to not be bullied and used anymore.

Boomstick : Even if Jaune isn't physically at the same level of the other hunters in training, he has some abilities and weapons. First is, of course, his Aura that her teammate, Pyrrha Nikos, unlocked for him. This Aura allows Jaune to resist multiple attacks, like survive blows from a Death Stalker, an Ursa Major, some serious beatings of Cardin's team, or even being thrown violently into a wall due to Pyrrha's Semblance. This Aura heals minor wounds too, and as Pyrrha stated, Jaune has a lot of it.

Wiz : The Aura can also manifest itself in the form of the Semblance. If in the case of Jaune, the specifics of his Semblance remains unknown, it appears to be able to protect Jaune like a bright forcefield, as it winces Cardin's punch, when Jaune was unable to do anything.

Boomstick : And finally, he has his weapon : Crocea Mors, which means "Yellow Death". This name is cool I admit !

(Cues New Challengers Score - RWBY Volume 3)

Wiz : Crocea Mors is a weapon that Jaune inherited from his great-great-grandfather. It takes the form of a simple sword, and the sheathe of the sword can turn into a shield.

Boomstick : If that's true that in comparison to the weapons-which-are-also-guns in Remnant, this weapon seems kinda weak, it isn't that much. Despite their old age, both sword and shield are very durable. The sword is sharp enough to decapitate an Ursa Major with one slash, and the shield is strong enough to resist blows from different Grimms, but also Cardin's mace and a blast of fire from Cinder Fall. Also, it can retract and deploys with  some force.

Wiz : Despite his weapons and amount of Aura, Jaune's lack of experience leads him to make mistakes somtimes, like rushing without thinking when he's frustrated. He also doesn't know how to use his Semblance. However, he proves to be a natural leader, able to make some strategies for his team. After refusing the first time, he accepted Pyrrha's proposition to train him, and he improved himself, being able for instance to kill an Ursa with some slashes really quickly.

Boomstick : But hey, do all of his weaknesses really matter when you have the balls to wear a dress in a party just to fulfill a promise, and are an excellent dancer ? I like this guy !

Wiz : Well...he falls in love with Weiss Schnee, who doesn't love him, and didn't see that his teammate Pyrrha loved him...

Boomstick : Why do you always have to ruin it ?!

Jaune : Bring it on, Ice Queen! I'll have you know that I have been told that I am a natural born leader!

Hanataro Yamada[]

(Cues Comical World - Bleach)

Wiz : In the Soul Society, there are thirteen divisions, and each one of them have their particularities in terms of fighting style, ideals, mentality and role in the organisation of the Shinigami army. The fourth division has the role of being the healers of the Soul Society, forming shinigamis expert in healing Kido.

Boomstick : And because of that, aside the Captain and lieutenant of this division, the shinigamis in this division aren't specialized in battle. Resulting in them being the least liked division from the eleventh one which is mainly consistuted of brutal fighters. But they have also the tasks of cleaning the Seireitei, and because of that they know the territory very well, including the sewers. Bruh, that's disgusting, but quite respectable I have to say.

Wiz : And the co-third seat of this division, Hanataro Yamada, doesn't escape to the rule. Before the timeskip, he occupied the seventh seat of the squad. This little boy is also the leader of  the fourteenth Advanced Relief Team.

Boomstick : The first time he meets Ichigo Kurosaki, he wanted to ask the 11th division if they saw his own division, before losing its track. But he was taking in hostage by our so-called hero, and Ichigo seeing that this method didn't work, left with his teammate Ganju Shiba. And Hanataro.

(Cues Hanataro Desu - Bleach Beat Collection)

Wiz : Hanataro's knowledge of the Soul Society's structure, healing powers and will to save Rukia Kuchiki that he heard the story and met multiple times when he cleaned her cell proved to be useful to Ichigo and his friend multiple times in their goal of saving Rukia.

Boomstick : But...let's say it, the guy is quite weak in fighting.

Wiz : Being from the 4th division, he isn't specialized in fighting too, and he has a kindhearted nature, that often leads him to be bullied. Even if he can get really courageous if it's for something he judges important. 

Boomstick : He hasn't a big Spiritual Pressure, as he was taking out instantly just by Kenpachi Zaraki's one. He can't use Shunpo, the flash step of a lot of shinigamis, and his durability limits itself to one good slash. He received a slash in the torso from a possesed Rukia Kuchiki and was done.

 Wiz : However, he's got some abilities that many Shinigamis doesn't have. First, he's very good at healing, being capable to heal Ichigo Kurosaki in only one night of the serious injuries he received from Renji Abarai, and then healed Ganju Shiba, even if it took him a lot of energy.

Boomstick : His 4th Division Medical Pack contains little revitalizing pills with a skull symbol on it. Even if he has quite a placebo effect on Hanataro more than a total revitalization. He also has  Shinten which is a liquid that can make shinigamis with a small Spiritual Pressure uncounscious as Hanataro stated, even if it could take out Yumichika Ayasegawa which have the level of a Lieutenant. REVISE YOUR STATEMENTS, YOUNG MAN.

(Cues Hand in Hand - Bleach Shattered Blade)

Wiz : And finally, he has his Zanpakuto called Hisagomaru. Unlike all others of these swords, Hisagomaru in its base form can't actually hurt with its blade, but instead heals.

Boomstick : That's not really useful for fighting, but actually the healed damages fill a gauge in the sword. The bigger is the healed wound, the faster the gauge is filled. When the gauge is completely filled, Hanataro releases automatically his Shikai, that looks like a scalpel.

Wiz : He then unleashes with the attack Akeiro : Hisagomaru a powerful long-range slash that releases the energy of the damages, and it is powerful enough to nearly kill a Menos Grande. Moreover Hanataro's Shikai can't heal and can deal damages even if its form isn't really practical for it, so Hanataro can use it after the big slash.

Boomstick : So despite having little to no experience in fighting, this guy has actually a hidden trump card. I'm definitely not letting myself being healed by that much of a rascal !

Wiz : So basically you deprive yourself of one of the most nice and best at its job healer in the Soul Society ? Good to know.

Hanataro : It's scary being alone in a place I've never been to before. The inside of this building is frozen and cold. I'm hungry ! And I don't know my way around so I almost got lost...HAAAAAAAAAH !

Intermission[]

Wiz : Alright, the combatants are set! Let's end this debate, once and for all!

Boomstick : IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!

Jaune - Hanataro

Death Battle ![]

Pre-Fight[]

(Cues World of Remnant 3 Score - RWBY Volume 3)

Beacon. It was one time a school where joy and hard training combine themself. The students knew well why they were here : to become hunters and huntresses and save the peoples from the Grimms. But the atmosphere of the school  just kept them glad to be there, and to help maintaining their beloved peace. But what they didn't know, it was the fact that they weren't in peace. So let's start again.

Beacon ruins. A giant dragon is stuck on the top of a destoyed tower, the one which allows communication between the continents of Remnant. Multiple Grimms are approaching the school. Not all buildings are completely destroyed, but Beacon looks more like a cemetery that an actual school. 

??? : Phew. I think I finally find a place the Grimms don't think to approach.

A young blond boy, with a piece of armor in his chest,  jeans and sneakers is here. He rests a little bit behind a rock, retracts his shield and for a moment puts his sword on the ground. He's a former student of Beacon, and the leader of team JNPR : Jaune Arc. 

Jaune : I can't give up. I have to search if there's anything here that belong to Pyrrha, I know Milò has been destoyed, but perhaps her shield, Akoùo, is still intact...

Jaune takes his sword and deploys his shield. With Crocea Mors in hands, he looks what is right in front of him. 

Jaune : Odd there isn't any Grimm right now. Nevermind, here's my chance !

He then runs toward the tower with one thing in head : finding Akoùo, for her deceased teammate, for Pyrrha. But suddenly he sees someone with a katana. A young boy in a black outfit. He hides behind a rock and observes him. "This guy is stabbing who seems to be a fallen student with his katana and let it in the corpse, what kind of monster is that ?". This guy is Hanataro Yamada. If by usual the soul reapers of the fourth division aren't allowed to go to the human world, the Soul Society makes an exception for this case and sends Hanataro. 

Hanataro : Please, please, you can heal. I know you can do it.

 But Hanataro sees that the gauge of his Zanpakuto doesn't fill at all, meaning that the student is dead, perhaps for a long time now.

Hanataro : I'm too late.

These words, Jaune doesn't hear them. He just sees a man who seems to have killed a student without any mercy. He must be an enemy. And Jaune has seen enough. He then goes out of his hiding place as Hanataro notices him.

Hanataro : Oh ! A survi...

Jaune : Prepare yourself, freak ! I just see what you've done and I don't tolera...

As he says that, Jaune trips on a little rock and falls.

(Cues Hidden Leaf Village Theme - Naruto Shippuden Clash of Ninja Revolution 3)

Hanataro : Are you okay ?

Jaune, as he stands up : Don't mock me ! You are already...

He has trouble saying the word, but that time he can't let anything be in his way, and the enemy has done too much trouble to be nicely forgiven.

Jaune : ...dead.

Hanataro : What ? What ?

 The shinigami sees Jaune taking a fighting stance, and begins to sweat of panic. He then just put a hand on his sword, without unsheathing it.

Hanataro : I...I...I won't hold back !

FIGHT ![]

Jaune rushes at Hanataro, who has his legs shaking due to his fear. Jaune attacks with his sword, and Hanataro dodges the slash the best he can. Jaune continues to attack Hanataro with Crocea Mors, and sees that Hanataro doesn't draw his sword. Instead, Hanataro seems rather unconfident and panicked. Does it change what has to be done in Jaune's mind ? Not at all. Hanataro tries to run, but Jaune takes Hanataro by its outfit and headbutts him. He then kicks Hanataro and steps back.

Jaune : Why don't you draw your sword ?

 Hanataro doesn't answer, looks at Jaune, and runs. But the hunter doesn't want him to escape. He finally catches him, throws him to a wall and tries to pierce him. But Hanataro moves quickly his head in a cartoon style to quickly avoid the stabs. Jaune raises his sword and makes it fall down on Hanataro, and the soul reaper unsheathes his sword fastly and blocks the slash. He then kicks Jaune in the stomach. Jaune replies to this with some sword slashes. Jaune and Hanataro fight with their swords, blocking and countering each other attacks. Hanataro then jumps and tries to throw a kick at Jaune's face, but Jaune blocks it with his shield, and pushes Hanataro back, who falls on the ground. 

Jaune : Alright. I got this...I hope.

Jaune approaches Hanataro who slowly stands up and prepares his sword to finish the Soul Reaper, but he trips and falls on Hanataro who catches him and throws him away. Jaune does a flip, and lands without too much trouble. He prepares his sword again, and as Hanataro blocks his slash, the soul reaper sheathes his sword and tries attacking him with multiple punches. Jaune blocks them all with his shield, without understanding why Hanataro sheathed his sword. As Jaune is about to do another slash, Hanataro steps back, and takes a revitalizing pill. 

Hanataro : Better.

Jaune : For a short time !

Hanataro : Whyyyyy ?

Hanataro sees Jaune coming, draws his sword, and then counters the many fast slashes from Jaune, he then manages to hit Jaune with his sword in the torso. But it doesn't do anything. Jaune is even surprised by that. His Aura doesn't even seem to low. Hanataro looks at the gauge on his sword, it hasn't raise even a little. Hanataro then steps back in fear.

Hanataro : Are you...invincible ?

Jaune : Hum...if it pleases you to think so, let's say yes.

The blond man then tries to pierce Hanataro's torso, but the soul reaper blocks it with his Zanpakuto. He then deviates the sword, making Jaune piercing a rock. Hanataro gains the occasion to run and think of something to get rid of Jaune. Definitely. It is clear in Hanataro's head : this man is an enemy, full of hating. Hanataro is alone so he has to done the bad job alone, but he knows that for the moment :

Hanataro : I don't have a chance if we're going like this !

Jaune pulls out Crocea Mors from the rock, and in the process throws a piece of rock at Hanataro who jumps to avoid it, rolls on the ground, and quickly runs again.

Jaune : Get back here !!!

(Cues Title Theme - Kirby Fighters Deluxe)

Hanataro runs. Jaune chases him. But it isn't like that it's the first time Hanataro has to run to escape pursuers. But Jaune sticks on fighting Hanataro and throws his sword at the Soul Reaper. It misses the target but manages to make a scratch on the Shinigami's outfit. Hanataro then looks at the sword which pierces a wall. 

Hanataro : Here's the solution !

Hanataro then sheathes his sword and takes Crocea Mors' sword. 

Jaune : That's a family sword, give it to me ! You have your own blade !

Hanataro then quickly rushes to Jaune, but suddenly a Grimm, specifically a Beowolf, appears from a shrub and punches Hanataro who let go of the blade.

Hanataro, to himself : A Hollow ? Why didn't I feel it ?

Jaune, to himself : Please, why do Grimms have to appear right now ?

Jaune profits by the distraction of the Grimm to take his sword and attacks the Grimm from behind with multiple slashes. After the Grimm is defeated, he then looks to where his opponent is. He then sees him entering one of a building, which seems so familiar to him, while it hasn't any door. 

Jaune : Where are you going ?

As he says that, another Beowolf appears again and Jaune pushes him with his shield, making the Grimm falls in Hanataro's way. The soul reaper then jumps on the Grimm which is still rolling on the ground. So Hanataro continues running on it to make the Grimm rolling on itself.

Jaune : Huh... what the hell ? Are you specialized on circus' tricks or something ? That's actually really cool I have to say. If you could teach me some things if you want that would be reall...aaaaaaaah !

This time, it is Jaune who runs to avoid the rolling Grimm "piloted" by Hanataro, who just deals like he can with the situation. 

Hanataro : Ha ha ha ! You can do nothing against me !

Jaune, while running : Hum, I don't want to be rude or something, but the big bad boy with a Machiavellian laugh just sounds weird on you...

Jaune then enters the building, and runs in the stairs. Due to them, Hanataro loses his balance and the Grimm is launched at Jaune by the force.

Jaune : ...so stop.

Jaune then pierces the Grimm's head with his sword, making the Beowolf disappear. 

(Cues Bouncing Boss - Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe)

Jaune, to himself : Remember to be badass like this more often, Jaune.

Hanataro then rushes to him and punches him multiple times, he then wedges Jaune against the wall, and this time it's him who headbutts the hunter in training. Three times. He then quickly puts his sword on Jaune's body, and sees the gauge being filled a little bit. Jaune feels weird as he feels his Aura lowering and then rising again. He doesn't understand what this guy actually does to him. 

Hanataro, to himself : That's not enough yet.

Jaune then grabs Hanataro and makes the shinigami's head violently hits the wall. He then throws him to the ground, making Hanataro rolls down to the beginning of the stairs. Quickly, Jaune pulls out his scroll to look at his level of aura. It is close to be at its maximum, despite the fact he took some hits. 

Jaune : Well, what I must retain is that I can still fight for a very good while.

Hanataro then comes back, his sword in hands. The two buttmonkeys clash, and exchanges multiple sword strikes. Jaune seems to have the upper hand, but soon as they continue their sword duel, they reach the end of the stairs, which leads to a big door. Hanataro trips on the last step, and in the process kicks Jaune in the leg, making it fall too. Hanataro stands up first and tries to punch Jaune, but the latter catches it, punches Hanataro multiple times and then manages to slash him a little in the shoulder. Hanataro struggles due to the pain, and then tries again to punches Jaune. The Arc catches it again and throws Hanataro against the door and then kicks him, which opens the door.

Jaune : Knock knock knock.

 They enter a really dark place. Jaune catches Hanataro and then, to the balcony, places Hanataro above the ground which is some meters below. 

Jaune :  That's the end. What's your name ?

Hanataro : Hanataro...Yamada...

Jaune :  Mine's Jaune Arc. Farewell Hana...taro ? (To himself) Damn that name is intricate.

He then drops Hanataro and hears the sound of him touching the ground. 

Jaune : Well, I was perhaps a little bit brutal. Time to search Akoùo, I have to find it before other Grimms appear...

(Cues Daylight - Custom Robo)

Suddenly, the lights of the room turn on. The music of a robotic video game can be heard. 

Jaune : Oh, it's the room where we did this party...

He then looks at it from the balcony but can't see Hanataro. In fact, the shinigami is hiding behind a table, and heals his damages with his sword. It fills the gauge much more than when it absorbed Jaune's damages. But it still isn't enough. He takes a revitalizing pill and stands up to see if his enemy is here. And he is, it appears he jumped from the balcony. But in fact that isn't what is in Hanataro's mind right now. 

Right now, he laughs. He laughs very loudly, seeing Jaune posing proudly on a table. And dancing. Jaune then looks at Hanataro.

Jaune : I just find something really important to me.

Sidesteps, pirouettes, robot movements, gracious jumps, and a beautiful white dress. Hanataro can't believe what he sees right now. After a last spin, Jaune stops, and looks at the shinigami.

Jaune : Don't be jealous.

He then takes his sword and shield and rushes at Hanataro. In his dress, Jaune does a somersault, surprizing Hanataro, who is already pretty confused by the situation of this man fighting him in that outfit, perfectly in rhythm with the music. Jaune then slashes faster and faster, and Hanataro counters with more and more difficulty. Jaune then steps back, sidesteps again and again, approaches Hanataro and disarms him. Jaune then takes the hand of the shinigami and makes him "dance". In fact, Jaune makes Hanataro do some fast pirouettes. The dizzy soul reaper is then kicked in the stomach by the Arc, and falls into a bunch of chairs. Hanataro isn't laughing anymore, as he feels that his left hand is quite injured. He then kicks a chair in direction to Jaune who cuts it, and puts his right hand in his left one to heal it. He then runs to his sword on the table, but Jaune actually catches it before him and throws it at him.

Jaune : Here. At least I'm not taking other's sword.

 Hanataro grabs Hisagomaru and jumps, Jaune counters his attack with his sword. Hanataro falls and rolls into Jaune's legs. Willing to stand up, he kicks without paying attention Jaune between the legs, in a place that the narration doesn't want to detail, making the hunter cries from the pain.

Jaune : Ugh, my masculinity...Wait, I'm in a dress.

Hanataro then takes advantage of the confused Jaune and throws multiple chairs at the young student who takes some hits. Jaune starts to heal, but Hanataro rushes with his sword to finish the job. It fills the gauge a little more, it is so close to be totally filled, but Jaune's Aura healing him doesn't allow Hanataro to release his Shikai now.

Jaune : Does your blade have the power of messing with aura ?

Hanataro : With what ?

Jaune : Hum, nevermind. (To himself) Does he even know what is aura ?

Jaune then attacks with his sword again, and Hanataro counters. The latter is confident, he knows he has to wait a little more, to fight a little more, and soon it will be over. He begins to be more offensive, Jaune is surprised by that. On the middle of the dancefloor, the sound of two swords colliding can be heard with the sound of the music. Jaune kicks Hanataro to some chairs, but Hanataro stands up, jumps and kicks Jaune, he then tries to use his sword to fill the gauge, but Jaune counters the sword with his shield, making the slash diverts. Hanataro then kicks Jaune in the legs, who falls, and quickly runs behind a table. Jaune stands up and looks to where he can be.

Jaune : Hiding again ?

Hanataro then takes a flask of Shinten from his Medical. 

Hanataro : I didn't think of using this, but perhaps it can make him sleep, he doesn't seem to have a really big Spiritual Pressure.

As Jaune's back is in his view, he then shoots a drop of the sedative in direction to Jaune's neck. Jaune then turns himself and receives the shoot of the liquid. Hanataro then looks at the effect it has on the opponent. The drop then slowly run on Jaune's neck, as a yellow light seems to have protected Jaune from the effect of the liquid. The aura prevents the contact of the liquid with his skin.

Jaune : Hum, what was that ?

Hanataro then rushes fastly to Jaune who counters his sword with his own blade, and Hanataro constantly attacks with more and more strenght put into each strikes.

Jaune : Wow, you seem to taking this fight seriously now.

Hanataro : Yes I do !

Jaune, too distract by his own badass talking, is disarmed by Hanataro's strike. The sword then flies into the air, rotating. Hanataro tries to hit Jaune with some slashes, but the hunter looks at his sword coming back down, steps back, as the sword falls into Hisagomaru. Hanataro then counters the sword of Crocea Mors like he can with his own Zanpakuto, and sends it back to Jaune. 

Jaune : Thank you !

Jaune then attacks Hanataro with a powerful up slash. The shinigami tries to block, but the strenght of the hit disarms him and sends the sword piercing the ceiling, next to the disco ball. Jaune retracts his shield and sheathes his sword, he then approaches Hanataro Yamada, who tries to run in fear. But Jaune catches him and punches him again and again. Basically being the bully for the first time. The music in the room cuts.

(Music cuts)

Hanataro, to himself : If only I could at least have Hisagomaru right now...

And as he says that, Hisagomaru falls from the ceiling, cutting the string of the disco ball in the process. Jaune pushes Hanataro away to avoid the disco ball falling on his head, and Hanataro grabs his sword. He rushes at Jaune with his sword, but Jaune kicks the ball to Hanataro who cuts it in half. Jaune runs at him with his shield, and the strenght of the collision destroys the wall. 

(Cues SSSN VS NDGO - RWBY Volume 3)

They fall outside the building. But the moment they step on the ground, they have to run because of the Grimms. 

Jaune : Why now ? Please someone has to explain to me : WHY NOW ?!

Hanataro takes a revitalizing pill as he runs. But it doesn't seem to revitalize him so much as he runs at the same speed. Jaune looks at the shinigami with incomprehension.

Jaune : Huh, did you seriously eat in the middle of battle ?

A giant Grimm appears right in front of them and prepares a punch. It is an Ursa. As Jaune counters the punch with his shield, Hanataro jumps on it, and then on the Grimm and continues to escape. Jaune then decapitates the Ursa with one slash. He chases Hanataro as he sees the Grimms are far. As they exchange blows, two Beowolfs appear respectively from the left and from the right. Jaune counters a blow from the one from the left, and Hanataro once again jumps, but this time on Jaune's head and then on the  Grimm from the right to escape. 

Jaune : This guy truly wants me dead. But let's try his thing.

While one of the Grimm attacks him he kills him with some slashes, and then jumps on the other and stabs his neck. Jaune runs to Hanataro to continue the fight, but the shinigami crashes into him, due to a giant Grimm. This big black bird is coming at them, at full speed : a Nevermore. As the Grimm flies at them, both are sent into the air and lands on the Nevermore's back. As Jaune rushes to the Nevermore's neck, Hanataro tries to attack him. Jaune counters the slash from the shinigami. Suddenly Hanataro stops any offensive.

Hanataro : Oh my god ! A giant cliff right in front of us !

Jaune : You will not have me with that kind of lie !

But as he sees Hanataro being panicked, he looks and in fact...

Jaune : OH MY GOD ! A GIANT CLIFF RIGHT IN FRONT OF US !

He then stabs the Nevermore's neck because of the panic and the bird howls as it crashes into the cliff. Both hunter and shinigami survive, both swords pierce the cliff, and their hands are on their own swords. Jaune and Hanataro just don't know what to do, there's many reliefs on this giant rock so it seems possible to arrive at the top. Both being next to each other, Jaune kicks Hanataro who falls with this sword on a rocky platform, just to verify that. Jaune then jumps into one, and both fighters then jump from platform to platform. Jaune falls in one moment, so Hanataro tries to use that occasion to finish to fill Hisagomaru's gauge, but Jaune counters the slash with his shield.

Jaune : I don't know why your sword is becoming more and more red, but I will not let it become TOTALLY red !

Jaune then punches Hanataro, grabs him and this time Hanataro isn't placed above the ground, but above the air.

Jaune : This time I can't miss you.

Hanataro : But this time...

Jaune : Yes ?

Hanataro : I can take you with me...

As he says that, Hanataro grabs the hands of Jaune. The student who doesn't want to fall with his enemy, prefers to put his enemy on the ground. He then continues to jump in order to reach the top, and soon is catched up on the top by the Shinigami. 

The buttmonkeys have reach the rocky top, and they rock.

(Cues To Victory - One Piece)

Both rushes at each other. Sword against sword. The sound of the steel pierces the calm of the place. Hanataro tries to attack Jaune's legs again, but Jaune counters with his shield. Jaune then attacks with more and more strikes, making Hanataro goes more and more backward, approaching the limit of the cliff. Jaune then attempts another strike, but Hanataro counters it with all the strenght he has. He then takes the opportunity to strike multiple times Crocea Mors' sword to disarm Jaune and actually succeeds.

Jaune : Don't tell me you're doing that again ?

Hanataro actually wields both Hisagomaru and Crocea Mors in his hands. 

Hanataro : Well, I admit I'm not too much of a fighter, so I take what I can have to rise my chances of winning.

 Hanataro then slashes multiple times with both swords at Jaune. Jaune tries to counter the best he can with his shield, but at a moment, Hanataro succeeds on making a few slashes with Crocea Mors, and then immediatly impales Jaune with Hisagomaru. 

Jaune : No... 

Hanataro : Finally !

The gauge is totally filled. Hanataro pulls out his sword from a healed Jaune, and drops Crocea Mors.

Hanataro : I'm sorry that I used another sword, Hisagomaru. But I had no choice, so now please accept to release. Fullfill, Hisagomaru !

Hanataro's sword then transforms into a small scalpel as Jaune grabs his sword. Jaune then deploys his shield and rushes to Hanataro, but he stumbles, making the shield retracts as...

Hanataro : Akeiro, Hisagomaru !

The shinigami unleashes the slashing energy at Jaune, and as it collides with the young hunter, a bright explosion of aura suddenly engulfs both. 

Jaune : I can't...lose...for Pyrrha...but also for...Ren...Nora...Ruby...

(Music cuts)

The Semblance has activated itself, and if Jaune has received some damages and has his Aura at a dangerously low level now, he's alive. Actually, only a part of the attack touched him and the rest missed him, but his Semblance wasn't enough to cancel all the damages, and so the white dress is tinted of red. He slowly stands up as Hanataro prepares his Shikai in a fighting stance. The part of the top where they are then falls off the cliff, because the collision of the Nevermore had seriously weakened it. 

They are falling. But they are standing up on that one big falling part of the cliff. 

This is the end of this fight.

(Cues Khimaira - Bleach : Shattered Blade)

Both rushes at each other. Hanataro tries to hit Jaune with his Shikai, but Jaune blocks it with his shield. He then jumps and attempts to punch Hanataro who rolls to the side. Jaune tries a up slash, that counters Hanataro. The shinigami then tries a down slash, that counters the hunter. Both attack at the same time and counter themself.

They are falling.

Jaune retracts his shield, and put his sword in the sheathe in order to deliver quickly a blow with more strenght at each new strike. Sidesteps from both fighters, their swords collide again. The sound of the steel can be heard again. 

They are falling.

They rise their sword, the swords collide. They tries to attack the knees, the swords collide. They tries to pierce their stomach, the swords collide. Or not.

Only one will fall.

Crocea Mors pierces Hanataro's stomach, and Jaune grabs the shikai, throws it away, never to be seen again. Jaune then pulls out Crocea Mors and then slashes Hanataro's torso multiple times. He then prepares one final strike to his enemy's neck, but unintentionally activates the deployement of his shield. The sheathe of the sword transforms into the shield with so much speed and strenght that the shock of the shield against Hanataro's neck kill instantly the shinigami, who falls, lifeless. As the part of the cliff finally crashes into the ground, Jaune goes out of the rocks, with his dress heavily spoiled.

Jaune : So now, how am I going to reach Beacon again with these clothes ?

K.O.[]

As Jaune sees multiple Grimms and begins to run in order to escape, Hanataro's corpse turns into spiritual particles of energy.

Results[]

(Cues Shine - RWBY Volume 2)

Boomstick : DID HE SERIOUSLY FIGHT IN A DRESS FOR HALF THE BATTLE ?

Wiz : Well yes, you just saw it. Actually, Jaune can be one of the weakest student of the Beacon Academy, but he's quite a difficult opponent for Hanataro Yamada. 

Boomstick : Yeah, Jaune trumps the poor Shinigami in strenght, speed, experience, but most of  all durability thanks to his armor, shield and aura. One good slash can put down Hanataro, while the soul reaper can't really do much with his Zanpakuto's base form.

Wiz : Revitalizing pills can help him keep up the fight a little, combined with healing, but the latter without the Zanpakuto takes quite stamina. Shinten could have been a good way to put Jaune uncounscious, but the Aura will most likely protect him from the effect. Adding to that Shinten isn't initially a tool for battle, but is used for medical purposes. Hanataro isn't dumb, but he has no experience in fighting, so thinking of strategies like this will not come into his head quickly, while Jaune who have actually a little bit of fighting experience is able to create tactics faster.

Boomstick : The only way Hanataro could potentially kill Jaune is with a well-placed attack of Akeiro : Hisagomaru, but here's the problem. To make an efficient slash in terms of damages Hanataro has to heal a lot of it. But the problem is, he can't make these damages to Jaune, and minor wounds will be healed way before Hisagomaru can absorb it.

 Wiz : Moreover, minor wounds fill the gauge only a little bit, so there's actually a lot more chances that Jaune kills Hanataro before he can even fill the gauge. 

Boomstick : And even if Akeiro : Hisagomaru could be done, remember that the only time it was seen was against a giant and immobile target, even if Menos Grande are quite resistant. Combine that with the fact that Hanataro hasn't any experience of fighting, it isn't excluded that it could miss Jaune, or that the apprentice hunter could dodge it.

 Wiz : It is even safe to assume that if the Semblance doesn't activate itself, Jaune's Aura would not be totally depleted at this moment, and would only be due to the attack. But it would have heavily reduce the damages done by this attack. And the Shikai form of Hisagomaru isn't really good to use in battle, and is totally outmatched by Crocea Mors.

Boomstick : Hanataro couldn't even hope for his own Arc.

Wiz : The winner is Jaune Arc.

The Winner is Jaune

Trivia[]

  • Jaune Arc is the second RWBY character who appeared in DoomFest's Fanon DB, after Penny Polendina.
  • Hanataro Yamada is the third Bleach character who appeared in DoomFest's Fanon D, after Nnoitra Gilga and Byakuya Kuchiki.
    • However, he's the first to fight a character which isn't from the Naruto universe.

References and inspirations[]

  • The goal was to made both fighters comical an epic.
  • Jaune having trouble to saying Hanataro's name is a direct reference to how Ichigo said to Hanataro that his name is complicated and confusing.
  • Jaune searching Pyrrha's shield was written as a tribute to Pyrrha Nikos.
  • The fight in the room of the party where Jaune where the dress is directly inspired by the canonical party of RWBY in the Volume 2 and is in the same place.
  • Jaune dancing while fighting is inspired by RWBY Chibi's Episode 7. The line "Don't be jealous" is also directly taken of that episode.
  • Hanataro's kick to the nuts was inspired by his kick in the video game Bleach : Lost Souls.
    • Hanataro rolling into Jaune's legs is inspired by the way he rolls and gives damages to his opponent in the video game Bleach : Shattered Blade.
  • Hanataro being bullied by Jaune is a reference to how even nice guys like Ichigo can bully Hanataro in the manga.
  • How Jaune and Hanataro jumps from platform to platform to reach the top is inspired by how Nora jumps to get to the top of the mountain in the second episode of the Volume 3 of RWBY.
  • Hanataro apologizing to Hisagomaru for using another sword is a reference to how, in the Beast Swords filler arc of Bleach's anime, Hisagomary thought that Hanataro rejected him.
  • The very last part of the fight, where a part of the cliff where they are falls, is heavily inspired by the last part of Dante VS Bayonetta.
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