| The Undead Zombie vs the Minecraft Glitch
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| Season 3, Episode 7 | |
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| Air date | 7/6/23 |
| Written by | Sharkboy |
| Directed by | Sharkboy |
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Description[]
Friday the 13th vs Creepypasta.
Interlude[]
Wiz: Jason Voorhees, Camp Crystal lakes famous slasher.
Boomstick: And Herobrine, Minecraft's famous Creepypasta.
Wiz: When It comes to urban legends of what was there and what wasn't these two infamous killers are some of the most well known and famous.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And today we'll look at their armor, stats, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Jason Voorhees[]
Wiz: Camp Crystal Lake, a wonderful place to get away and enjoy doing multiple different summer activities like Fishing, Swimming, Campfires.
Boomstick: And uh loving your campmates, if ya understand. Oh and to watch as all your friends get murdered around you, fun times.
Wiz: This notorious serial killer who stalked around the woods and killed multiple camp counselors was on a mission for revenge, looking to kill those they deemed worth it. This was Pamela Voorhees.
Boomstick: Good ole Mama Voorhees here was pretty enraged when her only son Jason Voorhees drowned at the camp because the counselors were busy having their own type of fun to notice. So she made it her mission to try and kill and get revenge for her dead son.
Wiz: But it was cut short when she was killed, however no one could explain why as time went on more and more bodies slowly started piling up at that camp. Maybe just maybe Jason was still alive.
Boomstick: Surprise but yeah Jason somehow did survive and would somehow continue his mothers killing become Camp Crystal Lakes urban legend and for good reason.
- Name: Jason Voorhees
- Height: 6'5
- Weight: 240 lbs
- Age: 60
Wiz: With many years under his belt Jason is an excellent killer, being able to wield and use just about anything to his advantage, but his most famous and trustworthy weapon is his Machete.
Boomstick: A Machete which can pierce through steel. He can burst through house walls like nothing and has some of the most insane durability you have ever seen.
Wiz: getting hacked with his own machete, being sucked into space, and getting half his body obliterated are somehow not enough to stop him. He is literally a walking tank.
Boomstick: There have been some answers to try and figure out his unkillable force some more believable then others like a curse from indigenous tribes, but others are stuff like the Necronomicon and a Hellworm which is apparently what carries Jason's soul, these horror movies really did get weirder and weirder as they went on didn't they?
Wiz: There's also debate on whether or not Jason is just really stealthy or can teleport.
Boomstick: Look Wiz I know Jason teleporting seems unrealistic but is it really as unrealistic and impossible when compared to a hellworm that carries it's victims souls along with Jason's?
Wiz: Well teleporting or not, Jason has shown just how strong he is. Our best case is holding his own against someone like his future self Uber Jason.
Boomstick: He's also fought Ash Williams, Leatherface, and Freddy Kreuger and thanks to his high pain tolerance and not giving a shit about being stabbed in the eyes and multiple stab wounds, managed to beat Freddy.
Wiz: Jason's also capable of surviving a house exploding and taking brutal beatings from a psychic like Tina Shepard.
Boomstick: Even dumping him in acid wasn't enough to stop him from coming back. It just seems like Jason Voorhees was always gonna become an unkillable monster.
Wiz: So be weary for when your out in the woods or some camp site, be warned if you hear the sounds of someone echoing and a tall lumbering figure, Jason is coming for you.
Herobrine[]
Wiz: Minecraft is a sandbox game which means it allows for endless creativity, you can build whatever you want and when you want it.
Boomstick: The Creepypasta genre also allows for endless creativity, who doesn't love the idea of being able to create whatever type of monsters and horror stories your mind comes up with. So take Minecraft and Creepypasta, mash them together and you get Minecraft's first Creepypasta, The Original Steve, not even joking on that one.
Wiz: A Steve with no eyes, yeah can kind of see the similarities. Anyways after a while there would come a post where some user hopped onto their Minecraft world with strange occurrences.
Boomstick: trees missing entire leaves, perfect squared tunnels dug out by no one, and sand pyramids randomly popping up. And a strange Steve skin watching the player in the distance, disappearing into the fog.
Wiz: An entity that would soon become known as Herobrine.
Boomstick: Where Herobrine came from has had some weird answers, stuff like being Notches dead brother, too the point that even after Notch confirmed he never had a brother, Herobrine and Notch seem to have gained an intense rivalry.
Wiz: Whenever we mention Notch or this rivalry he has with Herobrine, we'll mostly be using the avatar Notch and not the real person.
Boomstick: So yeah good ole Notch and Herobrine share a nice brotherly rivalry.
- Name: Herobrine
- Height: 6'0
- Weight: Unknown
- Age: Unknown, probably Immortal
Wiz: Herobrine has been shown with a huge array of weaponry but we will be going over some of the more consistent powers and abilities first.
Boomstick: His trusty Diamond Sword, easily used to kill many enemies and would be considered the strongest sword if it weren't for the Netherite Sword. Oh and unlike Jason on the debatable teleporting, Herobrine can 100% teleport, no need for arguments.
Wiz: Yes, Herobrine can clearly, 100 percent teleport, use telekinesis, turn people's body to stone, and heal. But he can also control lightning and easily light entire forests on fire.
Boomstick: Whenever he's in a pinch, Herobrine can mind control a bunch of random animals to help him. He's a master at setting traps for his victims, can cause blindness, and the Wither Effect which has all sorts of draw backs for the poor fool that gets hit by it.
Wiz: A major side effect is slowly draining the persons health until its stopped or their dead or he could warp the world he's in.
Boomstick: Causing unnatural Biomes, can posses people and control them, and in some cases seems to know how to work the Command Block. A block that lets Herobrine mess with the world around him.
Wiz: He can change the weather, turn day and night, Locate people, Can use Toggledownfall to stop it from raining and snowing, and even delete worlds entirely.
Boomstick: This Block gets much more bigger that just that. Being able to remove someone of their abilities, completely remove someone by banning them, can remove a persons entire inventory, apply damage, or even straight up killing someone.
Wiz: he's proven he can also go head-to-head with some heavy hitters like his own brother, Notch.
Boomstick: Who is technically the god and creator of the Minecraft World and universe. One of their fights ended with a crater being left behind. And get this, Herobrine isn't the only one of his kind, you got a whole goddamn family and transformations of Brines.
Wiz: The most noticeable is Alexbrine who was able to travel 50 Meters in just 2 seconds, making her move up to 111 Miles Per Hour.
Boomstick: He's capable of dodging lightning and even take lightning from Notch point blank.
Wiz: He can fight other Minecraft Creepypasta's like Entity 303 and Null. Fitting that a demon like Herobrine can go against other monsters
Boomstick: Minecraft can be a fun game to relax and unwind but be mindful, if you see trees missing leaves, holes perfectly dug out in the ground, or a strange looking man standing just off into the fog, be warned, Herobrine is coming and if he can give someone like Notch trouble, your an easy target.
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set and we've ran the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!!!!
Pre-Fight[]
The woods make for a perfect hiding spot to do your killings especially for a killer like Jason Voorhees. Surrounded on all sides by nothing by tall, dark, and withering trees. The darkness hides Jason from his kills until the right moment.
Dragging the bag filled with a dead body of a girl who was too careless, the voice repeats in his head ''Kill them, kill them all Jason, do it for your mother''. Dropping the body, grabbing the machete and raising it above his head, before striking it down onto a man in a blue shirt. Blood comes rushing out right away and the person yells out from surprise before turning around with a face not filled with fear and pain but anger and rage.
Blank, white eyes stare at him before he's stabbed in the stomach. Looking down seeing a sword in his gut before looking back up the two stare at each other before the man in front teleports and reappears behind him.
Fight[]
Throwing a punch and lands it directly onto Jason's chest, but the Hockey killer doesn't flinch and he takes it. Grabbing Herobrine's arm before slamming him against a tree. Herobrine recovers quickly from the blow and shoots out bolts of lightning, striking Jason square in the chest but the undead zombie powers through the blow and takes his machete, and rams it through Herobrine's stomach.
Letting out a yell of pain, the ghostly mob teleports away and reappears behind Jason and brings a bolt from the sky, and strikes Jason hard leaving a crater behind. Once the smoke clears, Jason slams his fist into Herobrine's face sending him into the dirt. Jason keeps up his onslaught by grabbing him by the throat and pinning him up against a tree and stabbing him repeatedly.
Herobrine's healing factor is able to prevent him from dying and is able to regenerate all the wounds. The healing causes Jason to tilt his head, Herobrine uses that opportunity and summons his Diamond Sword and shoves it into Jason's side. The zombie drops Herobrine and pulls back.
Jason doesn't seem to bother by his injury and moves on to try and grab Herobrine, but he avoids the grab in time and shoots off a fireball that hits Jason. He's quickly engulfed in flames and stumbles around as the fire spreads across the ground. Herobrine quickly advances his attacks using Lightning bolts to strike the man down. One more strike and Jason collapses.
Using his control over fire, Herobrine gathers all the flames into one giant ball of fire and uses it as a last attack sending it against Jason causing an explosion. Turning around Herobrine begins walking away and gets ready to teleport before a fist rips through his chest as Jason stands behind him. Grabbing the cuff of Herobrine's shirt, Jason slams him against the ground before dragging him across the forest floor and ripping him through a bunch of tree roots.
Using his Machete, Jason goes for another blow but Herobrine kicks his head throwing him off. Recovering from the blow, Jason charges but stops as he looks around him. Darkness folds around him and whatever his speed was, is now reduced, slowing him down to a crawl. Herobrine also disappears, and Jason couldn't spot him. The Blindness effect was in use reducing Jason's vision.
Herobrine uses the blindness to his advantage and pummels Jason with more fireballs before grabbing Jason by the throat and sending him flying across the forest, smashing through multiple trees before being sent careening into a lake. Slowly sinking into the water, Jason looks around before collapsing onto the floor.
Herobrine teleports above the lake and watches down. Then the water surface bursts and chains fly at Herobrine and wrap around his foot before yanking him down and into the water. Falling into the blackened water and Jason stabs his Machete into Herobrine over and over, blood filling the water as Herobrine grabs at Jason before grabbing onto his mask and ripping it off revealing the man's disfigured face. Wrapping the chain around his neck, Jason attempts to choke Herobrine to death but before he could exceed, a pig comes from nowhere and bites down on Jason's head.
Herobrine teleports out of the water and summons a bunch of animals under his control. Pigs, Cows, Sheep, Chickens, and Horses. They all jump into the lake and attack Jason, biting down on Jason's body, ripping and tearing the flesh away. The water fills with blood and the animals are able to overcome Jason for a while but their still animals. Jason rips them in half, slicing their heads off, grabbing their hearts and ripping them out, and crushing them.
Soon the animals are defeated and Jason marches out of the lake, crushing a pig's skull. Despite having flesh dangling from his body, bones being revealed, and blood covering his entire body.
Jason stomps his way toward Herobrine as the Minecraft mob generates another sword and charges with a combination of Fire and Lightning behind him. Using his immense speed, Herobrine ducks from a knife swing uses a Lightning bolt to hit Jason, stabs his Diamond Sword into Jason's back, and sends a fireball crashing into him before taking another sword and delivering it into Jason's skull.
Sliding through Jason's head, Herobrine watches as he stumbles backward before falling to the ground as a pool of blood lays on the floor. Taking a deep breath he goes to leave but he stops as the supposed dead man, stumbles to his feet, and grips the sword and rips it out of his head. Having enough, Herobrine summons his Command Block and as Jason marches towards him the surrounding forest and country in explode being reduced to atoms, leaving nothing behind as Herobrine teleports just above the atmosphere as the explosion dies down, the smoke clearing away.
Herobrine then teleports away, leaving behind nothing of their battlefield.
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: Ok I know we just watched an entire country get detonated but I still need to ask are we absolutely sure that this bastards gone?
Wiz: Well of course because despite how strong and busted Jason Voorhees is, he wasn't standing up to the raw power that Herobrine had. First off Jason's Regeneration, Strength, and Durability are insane and it would make it really hard for Herobrine to do any lasting damage to him. Jason could easily take all those Lightning strikes and fire.
Boomstick: Jason had spent so many times being engulfed in flames and has been completely fine. Also fighting a superpowered monster like Herobrine. Fighting foes like Leatherface and Freddy Krueger meant that just because Herobrine was some godly being, Jason wasn't automatically gonna struggle against him.
Wiz: But Herobrine had just enough. First off despite how strong Jason was, he wasn't matching Herobrine's raw power and overwhelming arsenal. Power strong enough to leave craters in the earth over 10 Megatons, enough to level a city. Sure Jason's survived a building exploding on him but he's never shown the durability to survive an explosion the size of a city.
Boomstick: Now to be fair for Jason, his Uber self managed to survive slamming into the earth from space and the power output for this would be around the same level and Jason had shown he was capable of matching his Uber self, so his durability could match Herobrine's power.
Wiz: Even if we do say Jason had the durability to match Herobrine's strength, Herobrine had shown to still be much faster, well over lightning timing and faster than light while Jason is fast he's only able to match bullets.
Boomstick: But Herobrine would come across an issue in that he couldn't really put Jason down for good, especially with that Hellworm stuff. Enter the Command Block and with stuff like /Kill and delete worlds outright he could bypass Jason's insane unkillable factor.
Wiz: Jason had impressive Strength, and his Durability could match some of Herobrine's Strength. Plus his insane regeneration prevented Herobrine from doing any lasting damage. Herobrine though had much stronger Power Output, Wider Arsenal, better Speed, and better Hax.
Boomstick: The Camp Crystal Lake killer was a tough one but Herobrine was in Command of this entire battle.
Advantages/Disadvantages[]
- Herobrine (Winner)
- +Strength
- +Durability
- +Speed
- +Mobility
- +Wider Arsenal
- +Ways of bypassing Jason's insane healing and regeneration
- Jason Voorhees (Loser)
- +Durability allowed him to survive major attacks
- +Regeneration helped him shrug off many attacks
- -Weaker Strength
- -Weaker Durability
- -Slower Speed
- -Mobility was limited
- -Pretty small arsenal
Trivia[]
- The connections between Jason and Herobrine are both being seen as near Immortal and unstoppable threats who gained a reputation of being seen as urban Legends. Both have large array of weapons but are usually seen working with a simple weapon (Jason using a Machete and Herobrine using a Diamond Sword). Despite their heavy popularity, they weren't the first in their series (Pamela was the first killer and Origin Steve was the first Minecraft Creepypasta). They're shown having rivalries with other characters from their genre (Jason fighting with Freddy Kreuger, Michael Myers, Ash Williams, and Leatherface and Herobrine with Notch and Entity 303).