| James Bond VS Etahn Hunt
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| Season 1, Episode 2 | |
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| Air date | Again not actually happening |
| Written by | Blue Midnight04 |
| Directed by | Blue Midnight04 |
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James Bond VS Ethan Hunt is a what-if Death Battle by Blue Midnight04.
Description[]
MI6 VS IMF! Which super spy will prove them selves the best? Will Bond be able to outsmart Ethan? Or will Ethan get this Impossible task complete?
Interlude[]
Wiz: Spies. They sneak around, kill others, and are just plain cool.
Boomstick: Today we’re pitting the best of the best against each other!
Wiz: Like Bond, James Bond agent 007 of MI6
Boomstick: And Ethan Hunt, the IMF’s top agent.
Wiz: Because Mr. Bond has so many incarnations we will be sticking to Daniel Craig’s incarnation.
Boomstick: HE’S WIZ AND I’M BOOMSTICK!
Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze there weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
James Bond takes DEATH BATTLE shaken, not stirred[]
Wiz: Born on April 13, 1968 James Bond was the son of Andrew Bond, Senior Accounts Manager of Vickers Defence Systems.
Boomstick: UUGGGGH! Can we skip to his spy days?
Wiz: No. Anyways James would lose his parents after they dies to a climbing accident when he was young. At the age of 12 he went to Eton College, and would get kicked out a year later. He then would go to Fettes College. While he was there he would win multiple spotting events including boxing and judo. He would learn how to climb and ski on break.
Boomstick: After graduating at 17, he would attend the Britannia Royal Naval College. He would excel in all areas of his training and even pass the final exam with “passable marks.” However like the bada** he is he would earn himself a few demerits.
Wiz: He would serve on Great Britain’s Navy serving as an intelligence agent for a while
Boomstick: He was so good at sneaking he avoided infrared cameras and underwater sonar systems.
Wiz: At the age of 30 he would join MI6, Great Britain’s spy organization.
Boomstick: YES! SPY DAYS! Anyways in 2006 when he was 38, Bond was promoted to “00” status, which meant he could kill people without all the bulls*** paperwork. He was promoted to this because he had killed a guy named Dryden, and his contact. Bond would then get his sweet, sweet call-tag 007.
Wiz: However Bond is still human and can easily die to a bullet or stab wound wound.
Boomstick: So? With all his guns, and Robin Hood like aim he doesn’t need to worry about getting shot. Bond’s favorite weapon is his Walther PPK. James also likes to use a H&K UMP, and an upgraded Glock 17. What is with this man and his old guns? I’m not complaining because at one point he used a 1847 dueling pistol.Which is totally bada**! Man James Bond is so cool!
Wiz: If Great Britain is in trouble, they can rely on one man to get the job done, his name is Bond, James Bond.
James Bond is seen shooting a man through the barrel of his gun.
Ethan Hunt chooses to accept his mission in DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: The only child of Margret and Nathan Hunt, Ethan Hunt longed for days of of the farm.
Boomstick: Like that one Moisture Farmer!
Wiz: Uuuuuh sure... as soon as he graduated high school young Ethan would join the U.S Army.
Boomstick: After passing Basic, Advanced, Individual and Airborne training Ethan would go to the Ranger Indoctrination Program or RIP for short. After he graduated he would join placed in the 3rd Battalion of the 75th Ranger Regiment. He even fought in Desert Storm!
Wiz: After four years in the army, Ethan would go to the University of Pennsylvania, aka the best state, wait this wasn’t in the script. MIDNIGHT!
Midnight: You’ll never catch me alive!
Wiz: UUUUUUGGGGGGHHH! D*** it Blue! Anyway after graduating with a Double major, those being Engineering and International Relations.
Boomstick: After he graduated he seeked employment from the CIA but instead got employed by the IMF.
Wiz: The IMF, or Impossible Mission Force, was a secret black ops organization. Even though he was told he would only get “unconventional black ops” he gladly accepted.
Boomstick: After being trained in spy stuff, which he excelled at, he would be put into action. Hunt has lot’s of weapons, including a Beretta 92FS Brigadier, a Beretta 92FS Centurion, Exploding Bubble Gum, and a Heckler & Koch UMP45 submachine gun.
Wiz: However on multiple occasions Ethan was framed for trying to destroy the IMF form within. However using his close friends, and trusty gadgets, he always clears his name.
Boomstick: That’s crazy, but hey that’s spies for ya, always so jumpy. Anyways he also has a nifty gadget that allows him to become some one else...
Wiz: This is a rubber mask, designed to look like a human. It has a voice changer but requires the actual voice of the actual person to work. The face mask also requires a lot of pictures of the person Ethan wants to disguise as for it to work.
Boomstick: Ethan can survive explosions and walk away. Like seriously the amount of times this dude has run into an explosion is insane.
Wiz: No matter how hard the mission, even if dubbed impossible, Ethan Hunt will finish it.
Ethan Hunt: Mission accomplished!
Pre-fight[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set and we’ve run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: IT’S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
Fight[]
Ethan Hunt is seen attempting to break into the MI6 headquarters, and James Bond notice this.
Bond: Hey you what are you doing?
Hunt: I have reason to believe one of your agents is helping The Syndicate!
Bond: Leave now, or you won’t like what happens next.
As James and Ethan were talking Ethan’s laser device finished cutting a hole in the glass and he jumps down, preparing his Beretta 92FS Centurion. When James Bond sees this he pulls out his Walther PPK.
FIGHT!
Agent 007 of MI6 and IMF’s best operative start having a shoot out with both parties bullets colliding midair, and falling to the ground harmless. Several shots are fired when...
*CLICK*
A momentary truce while both parties reload. Hunt thinking quickly runs into the crowd of people down the stairs and out of the building.
Bond: Where'd that little weasel go?
James Bond looks out the broken window and sees Ethan driving away on a motorcycle. Bond then runs to his car and drives after Hunt. The two swerve in and out of traffic, Hunt trying to lose Bond, when...
*BAM*
James Bond shoots at Hunt but misses by inches! Ethan doing his best to stay calm, starts to fire at James, and manages to shoot out his windshield. Then Bond, firing back, manages to hit one of Ethan's motorcycle's tires, causing it to go careening off the road. Ethan jumps into a nearby ditch, and shoots at James' car tires. James then jumps out of the moving car and land in the ditch near Ethan. The two start shooting at each other again until...
Bond: You have good aim, but I’m better.
Bond then takes our his modified Glock-17, and starts to duel fire at Ethan.
Hunt: Shit
Ethan Hunt then does a front flip, successfully dodging all of Bond’s shots.
Hunt: So you wanna play like that huh? Fine!
Ethan then pulls out his Beretta 92FS Brigadier and the duel starts again. Several minutes go by, and both Ethan and Bond have scored many hits against each other.
Bond: Looks like we’ve both ran out of shots...
Hunt: Or maybe not.
Ethan Hunt then shoots one last shot at Bond aiming for the head. But Bond dodges, turning to the side. Bond then pulls his H&K UMP and starts to rapidly fire at Ethan.
Ethan: SHIT!
Ethan Hunt then pulls out his Heckler & Koch UMP45 submachine gun and starts to fire at Bond
Ethan and Bond run around at fire at each other both somehow dodging a lot of the shots. Ethan notices a nearby gas station and runs to it, hoping to get away. James not letting this happen tries to shoot Ethan in the knee, but is out of shots. James reloads while chasing Hunt, but Ethan starts to shoot Bond in the middle of the woods. They face-off again, and when they both run out shots.
Hunt: You definitely hit me a few times, but I hit you more.
Bond: You sure?
Bond then shoots Hunt in the knee, crippling him.
Bond: no more running.
Hunt: SHIT! AHHHHH! OW!
Bond then tackles Hunt and the two get into a fist fight. Hunt lands a lot of hits, and so does Bond. The brawl takes them to the gas station parking lot where Ethan notices an motorcycle for sale, with the keys in it. While Ethan was distracted James punches him in the jaw.
Bond: You’re good kid. Ever think of joining MI6?
Hunt: No thanks, I got someplace I like.
Then Ethan runs and towards the bike, sticks his explosive bubble gum together and sticks it on a nearby gas pump
Ethan: See ya.
Ethan then rides away and leaving James Bind confused until sees the bubble gum on the pipe, which explodes killing agent 007 of MI6.
KO
Post Fight Analysis[]
Boomstick: That. Was. F*******. BEAUTIFUL!
Wiz: This was actually really close. Both combatants were in peak human shape, and both had an array of guns.
Boomstick: But Ethan surviving an explosion from a few feat away and not suffering any broken bones, tipped the scale in his favor.
Wiz: Even though Bond held the experience advantage, Ethan's far greater durability let him survive this one. Now if we had composited Bond, he would have won, and quite handily too.
Boomstick: Looks like it was Bond’s time to die, on this Mission: Impossible.
Wiz: The winner is Ethan Hunt.
Trivia[]
- Due to the Death Battle team’s interpretation of Bond, Twilight no longer believe these results.
- The Track Name for this fight would be Mission: 007.
- Twilight hopes to use Hunt again, but is unsure if they are comfortable with using a character twice.
- Twilight would want this DEATH BATTLE in 3D