Introduction[]
Wiz: Jake the dog
Boomstick: Elastigirl
Wiz: Both have the ability to stretch and shape shift
Boomstick: Maybe they could shapeshift into cans of beer.
Wiz: Moving on...
Elastigirl[]
Superhuman stealth - Due to her ability to shape her body, she can sneak into places that normal people would simply not be able to penetrate.
Martial arts expert - Elastigirl can stretch her limbs to attack an opponent at a seemingly impossible distance, or attack two opponents that are not even close to each other.
Weapon improvisation - She can pick up heavy items, and use the elasticity in her limbs to fire the items for long distances with excellent marksmanship.
Item improvisation - She can form her body into a shape to allow her to mimic an item she does not have, including a boat or a parachute.
Flight user - One of the things she can improvise is a glider, which allows her to use her stretching ability to launch herself, like out of a slingshot, and then form herself into a glider and travel a long distance.
Weaknesses[]
If she is in a subfreezing environment, she cannot stretch without risking doing serious damage to herself.
Jake the Dog[]
Can stretch his body, or body parts (Most often his arms and legs) to great distance
Size altering
Can adjust his size anywhere from larger than mountains or as small as bugs
Shapeshifting
Can alter his body, or specific body parts, to become anything he wishes
Weaknesses[]
Jake can often be lazy and unmotivated, unless his friends and family are threatened
He can't keep stretching forever, and if he stretches too far, Jake will slowly become weaker, skinnier, and paler to the point of near death
Doesn't often strategize, usually preferring to follow others' direction
If Jake were to lose his shapeshifter powers, he becomes very weak
And now...[]
Wiz: The battle takes place in the Adventure Time world, Finn and Jake's Treehouse in the distance specifically, and no prep. time. We covered them both so...
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!
The Battle[]
Note: I know this battle is short. But you'll find out why.
Jake makes his fist grow big and punches Elastigirl. Elastigirl tries to do the same, but Jake dodges. Jake kicks Elastigirl, then she falls on the ground.
Jake: Alright!
Just then, Elastigirl jumps back up.
Elastigirl: Let's do this.
But then, Jake grows to the size of a tree and his big feet kick Elastigirl into the air. Jake then jumps up as he shrinks to his normal size. He then shape-shifts into a rock and pounds Elastigirl. They both fall to the ground. Jake then turns back to his normal self and hops of Elastigirl. Elastigirl had been crushed to death.
Jake: I won!
KO
Finn: Jake, I'm so proud of you! Let's go back to the treehouse.
They walk away while dead Elastigirl is still there.
Outcome[]
Boomstick: That battle was short
Wiz: That's because Jake if far more flexible and can morph and retain shapes much better. Elastigirl is smarter and more skilled, but Jake can stretch about 8 times further than Elastigirl. Jake can stretch up as high as a mountain. Elastigril can't even come close to that.
Boomstick: There's mountain on this beer.
Wiz: He can even alter his size, something Elastigirl cannot do. Therefore, Jake stomps Elastigirl. Now, as a note, if Jake was lazy in this battle, this could have gone slightly differently, but Jake could still win regardless. If this battle took place in places such as the Ice Kingdom, Jake would definitely win as Elastigirl cannot stretch without a risk in subfreezing environments.
Boomstick: Looks like there's no "Elasti" in Elastigirl.
The winner is Jake the Dog.
