| Psychopathic Teenage killers
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| Season 3, Episode 12 | |
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| Air date | 10/18/23 |
| Written by | Sharkboy |
| Directed by | Sharkboy |
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Description[]
Heathers vs Creepypasta: For this fight we'll be using the the original first Heathers movie along with the Musical. For Jeff we'll be using the original Creepypasta and any other story that doesn't stray to far from it.
Interlude[]
Wiz: JD, Westerberg High's student bomber.
Boomstick: Jeffrey Woods, a bleach serial killer still unknown.
Wiz: there's something to be said when it comes to killing and murder, so many questions to ask that probably won't ever go solved.
Boomstick: For why these two teens decide to go about and murder just about anyone. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And today we'll look at their armor, stats, and skills to find out who would win...a Death Battle.
Jason JD Dean[]
Wiz: Growing up Jason Dean did quite a bit of moving. Going from Nevada, Las Vegas, and so many others before settling down in Sherwood Ohio.
Boomstick: Here in Sherwood, JD would meet you typical high school 80;s clichés. Like your popular bully jocks, bitchy group of mean girls, and Veronica Sawyer.
Wiz: Seeing JD stand up to people like Kurt and Ram made Veronica instantly interested in who this new comer was and it helped that JD was also fascinated back. Probably helped that she embarrassed someone like Heather Chandler during a party.
Boomstick: JD wanted to get back at Heather and took Veronica's help to get some payback....but I don't think Veronica was planning on Heather 'accidentally' drinking drain cleaner and dying.
Wiz: There was something more Dark to JD. He was a psychopathic murderer who wouldn't stop at Heather and would use his manipulation over Veronica to kill way more.
Boomstick: Such as how he lied to her, pretending some German bullets were non-lethal and would only leave slight damage. Yeah that was a lie. Those non-lethals ended up killing both Kurt and Ram.
Wiz: At this point Veronica realized just how awful JD was.
Boomstick: He was so awful that he planned to bomb and destroy the high school gym with the entire school in it and Veronica was the only one who knew about it.
Wiz: And JD wouldn't hesitate when it comes to killing. JD usually wields a Colt Python with a 6 inch barrel. But if that doesn't work, JD also uses a Beretta 21A Bobcat.
Boomstick: Which is the perfect weapon for concealment. But JD's best weapons are his manipulation and craftsmanship. JD managed to trick Veronica to kill at and help hide bodies for days.
Wiz: And in things like Musicals and Theaters, JD can use something like Broadway Force.
Boomstick: Yeah this might not make sense, but have you ever wondered why people in musicals will happily join in on songs? why people will dance even though they might not know what song they're singing? well that's what Broadway force is.
Wiz: But JD's best weapons is his Explosions. Which are powerful to destroy a building.
Boomstick: All that are JD's usual weapons, but he doesn't just limit himself to all those, he's pretty crafty. He'll use weapons like Switch Blades, Mallets, Cars, Boxing Gloves, Christmas Lights...yeah he's not to picky with his options.
Wiz: Through just a short time, JD managed a lot, Killing Heather, Kurt, and Ram through various means depending on what version of heathers your viewing. Like how he shot Ram in one, and hung him with Christmas lights in another.
Boomstick: He fought with Betty, killed Mr. Water, was strong enough to break out of a Tanning Bed which could weight 500 pounds.
Wiz: His actor also said that JD survived the bomb explosion at the end of the movie which is very, very ambiguous but he did manage to shake off a car exploding.
Boomstick: But at the end of the day, JD couldn't accomplish what he set out to do, ultimately dying in the explosion and Veronica needing some very much needed therapy.
Jeff the Killer[]
Wiz: Jeffrey Alan Woods would not have it easy, moving to a brand new place.
Boomstick: I mean, moving to a brand new place is pretty hard for a kid. But just like all ways, the poor kid would meet your typical bully. But Jeff wouldn't let them hurt him, especially his brother, Liu.
Wiz: And when he was defending him and his brothers from those bullies, beating them up very brutally.
Boomstick: But Jeff wasn't the one blamed for the assault, instead it was Liu, who was arrested. This action and event caused Jeff to spiral into a deep depression. But the shit Jeff would go through wasn't going to end.
Wiz: Because during a party, those same bullies returned and them alongside Jeff got into a big fight.
Boomstick: it got so out of hand, that Jeff ended up killing one of them, but that was before he had an entire gallon of Bleach poured all onto his body and was then lit on fire. What the Hell.
Wiz: This event was Jeff's breaking point for his mind. While stuck in the hospital recovering from his wounds, Jeff was left permanently disfigured. He was left with a ghastly pale, alongside half his hair being burned away, reminiscing that of Two-Face.
Boomstick: In an unexpected twist, Jeff silently snuck around his house with his now broken and twisted mind and would kill his family including his brother Liu which just makes no sense story wise. But whatever, Jeff went insane, killed his family, and roamed the streets breaking into houses killing people now known as Jeff the Killer.
Wiz: And Jeff doesn't need to wield insane weapons. A basic Kitchen knife has done wonders for Jeff when it comes to killing people.
Boomstick: And while Jeff may be blind, he's gained some enhanced senses, mainly when it comes to hearing. Not only that but Jeff has shown that he's incapable of feeling pain.
Wiz: Jeff is also pretty clever, thinking of plans on the fly and has had many successful attempts.
Boomstick: And with every other serial killer, Jeff's not picky with what he wants to use when it comes to killing. If a simple knife won't work, then something like Meat Cleavers will do.
Wiz: He's also managed to wield a handgun although I'd question how he'd manage to kill someone with it when his eyesight is very lacking.
Boomstick: He's used Machetes, and when he can get his hands on them, can use gasoline to cause fires and explosions.
Wiz: Jeff has killed a multitude of people across the years including one Jane the Killer.
Boomstick: Jane would lose her parents to Jeff so she set out in finding and killing him and uh the result depends on what stories you want to read. One story still has Jane searching for Jeff while the other didn't end well.
Wiz: Jeff would manage to kill her showing he can prove himself in a fight even though he hasn't shown any training. He's even managed to have his face smashed into glass and showed his strength with kicking down doors.
Boomstick: Jeff's insanity has also allowed him no fear so if you think you can scare him away you'll be dead before you get the results. Although his insanity could also be his down fall.
Wiz: Plus Jeff's hearing can only pick up quiet enough noises and a smart opponent can figure out this weakness and exploit it.
Boomstick: But be aware, for if your sleeping and hear a rustle near your open window, its best to keep that thing shut so Jeff the Killer doesn't pay you a visit.
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set and we've ran the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!!!
Pre-Fight[]
The blade went into the man's flesh. Jeff stood over the now dead man, who was covered in knife stabs. Wiping off the blood. Jeff left the room and stood in the hallway. In his blurry vision, he could spot another bedroom door wide open. And in there, laid a sleeping mass.
Another person Jeff could kill.
Making his quickly and quietly to the next room, Jeff sneaks up to the bedroom. The boy sleeping in the bed shifts around before turning and facing the killer who raised his knife.
"Ssshhh, Go to Sleep"
"What the FUCK!!!!"
The boy, Jason Dean yells out and kicks at the killers shines, knocking him down. Getting up JD rushes out of the room, running past his fathers room and seeing the bloody mess, Jeff made.
JD finds himself in the kitchen, patting down his pockets but he can't find his pocket knife or gun, so a kitchen knife is gonna have to do.
Fight[]
JD turns around as Jeff lunges for him. He brings the knife down but JD blocks it with his arms, holding Jeff back.
"Anyone tell you how Ugly you look?"
JD throws a kick against Jeff's stomach, pushing the killer back. Jeff recovers and looks at JD with his carved-in smile.
"Go to Sleep!" Jeff lets out a yell with the last word, charging forward. Bringing the knife down, JD grabs his wrist and spins Jeff around, throwing him against the kitchen island. Making a quick move, he picks up a chair and smashes it against Jeff who gathers himself up. JD grabs a portrait off the wall and smashes it across Jeff's head.
"Haha you ugly freak"
Then JD feels an awful pain in his stomach as Jeff stabs him. Jeff kicks at his knees taking him down before Jeff grabs him by the collar.
"Now go to slee-"
JD punches Jeff in the face before sweeping his leg.
"God will you stop saying that"
JD swings his knife at Jeff but he's capable of dodging from the blow before ducking from a blow and sending the knife into JD's shoulder. JD looks around and spots a drying rack full of glass cups and pans. Headbutting Jeff, JD grabs the rack and swings the entire thing into Jeff's head causing him to fall to the ground.
The glass shatters upon impact causing some of it to stab into Jeff. JD picks up a frying pan and brings it down onto Jeff's head but sends out his leg and nails JD in the knee, taking him down as well.
Both teens struggle to get up, with JD taking a bit longer as Jeff recovers from his injuries. JD watches as Jeff stands up and grips a blade of glass stuck in his forehead. He is pulling it out before smiling at JD.
"What the hell" JD mutters under his breath, somewhat shocked and mesmerized as this kid seems to completely ignore the blood falling down his face, as if he doesn't seem to be in any pain. Jeff then runs at JD and catching him off guard, stabs the glass into his chest.
JD yells from the pain and grabs onto Jeff's arm attempting to push him back. His eyes then land on a bottle of Dawn soap. Instead of grabbing Jeff's arm, he grips the glass in his hand, cutting it into his flesh before shattering it and rolling out from under Jeff who smacks into the floor. Kicking off the floor, JD grabs the bottle and as Jeff turns to look at him, JD smashes the soap onto his face.
It all soaks into his eyes causing Jeff to stay on his knees as he rubs at his eyes. No tears fall down his face, no water to rinse the soap out of his eyes but he can't let JD get the drop on him so he pushes himself to his feet and swings widely around him.
JD can't help but watch quietly as the boy stumbles around him, before sneaking off...quietly.
Jeff composes himself and calms down, looking around the room and yet he can't seem to find JD anymore, almost as if he left. Jeff can't have that though, he was so close to killing him.
He picks up the fallen knife and starts searching around the house, it's not that big so JD couldn't have gotten far and if he had used any door to escape Jeff would have at least heard the door being opened maybe even thrown open, hitting the wall if JD was in a hurry to escape. But the other kid disappeared without a noise.
Jeff's already bad sight was made even worse by the soap in his eyes so he had an even harder time seeing things. He can't help but get angry as he drags the knife against a wall, scratching it up, hoping the noise will be enough to scare JD out of hiding, hoping that throwing open any door he gets to will be the door he's hiding behind but he doesn't find him.
He makes his way back into JD's room and sees through the haze an open window. Of course, a door would be too loud but going through the window would be easier. Jeff marches over to it, but as he leans out the window a loud explosive goes off and something sinks into Jeff's back.
A gunshot.
He spins around and sees JD right in the doorway, with the closet door open. JD doesn't waste any time as he fires off another shot that goes through Jeff. The boy is thrown against the wall as JD unloads the gun into the killer. He doesn't care that the loud gunshots will cause people to call the police, he just needs to kill him.
Eventually, the gun runs out and JD watches as Jeff stumbles around, covered in blood before dropping dead.
Seeing his dead foe, JD can't help but sigh in relief, going into his drawer and pulling out a pack of cigarettes, he lights one up and smokes it, too distracted and exhausted.
JD is then tackled onto the ground.
"What the FUCK!!!"
He yells in rage as Jeff brings the knife back down and JD barely catches it from going into his throat. The two are caught back in a struggle as Jeff inches the knife closer and closer, with it nearly nipping his throat. JD looks around in a hurry as he feels the knife prick his skin, small ounces of blood trickling out.
He notices his desk drawer was shoved to the ground in the tackle and there lays another gun and a bomb, maybe he had thoughts not to keep such a weapon in a place someone could easily access but a part of him was now thankful he didn't.
Jeff is almost there when JD grips the blade with one hand and reaches out for the gun, grabbing it with his fingers and instantly grabbing it before taking the gun and shooting whatever bullets are in it right into Jeff's hand. The hand holding the knife.
The multiple bullets shoot into Jeff's hand and the force behind it tears his hand off. The gun runs out of bullets so JD takes the weapon and smacks the barrel right into Jeff's eye.
Jumping up JD looks around before seeing he has no weapon left as Jeff recovers. All he can do is get himself into a fighting stance as Jeff rushes at him.
JD ducks from an incoming blow but an uppercut from Jeff hits him before Jeff grabs him around the waist and slams him into the floor. Jeff is about done now, he needs to kill him and leave fast. So he grabs a desk chair and slams it against JD.
JD eyes the explosive and crawls his way to it only for Jeff to stomp on his hand and crack it under his foot.
"F-f-fuck" He grits through his teeth as Jeff grabs him by the collar and slams his face against the fallen desk. Over and over until he drops JD. The boy's face is a bloody mess, his nose is broken and he's pretty sure his eye socket has been broken.
Jeff raises his foot, ready to crush his skull, when JD grabs a fallen object and chucks it right into Jeff's eye. His switchblade.
Jeff falls back as he grabs at the blade, trying to pull it out but as he does JD grabs an office chair and slams it against him throwing the killer to the ground. Jeff kicks the chair off causing something to fall onto his chest.
Not noticing it yet, Jeff reaches up and pulls the blade from his eye and as he looks around before noticing what's in his lap, a round object that he can't make up with his bad eyesight.
Then Jeff notices JD isn't in the room and the thing in his lap detonates. Jeff's entire body is covered in intense flames and the last thing he sees through his blurry vision is an orange heat rushing towards his face before he's burned and exploded alongside the house.
JD sits down, watching as the house explodes taking the killer with it. Sitting down, he pulls out the same cigarette box, lights it, and smokes it.
"Fucking Psycho"
Muttering as he hears the tale tail signs of police cars rushing towards his house.
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: Hey would you look at that, JD finally got to explode something.
Wiz: Jeff was quite frankly a challenge for JD.
Boomstick: Oh yeah, any damage JD caused on Jeff was more than likely not gonna stop him, Jeff's inability to feel pain meant any of those stab wounds JD gave him was pretty much useless.
Wiz: Not only that but Jeff has shown he can hold his own in a fight despite his blindness. He's got the experience with fighting so he would give JD a challenge for sure. Plus none of them were really better at speed than the other, making them both quite as fast.
Boomstick: Durability was also an interesting thing to look at, at least from two angles. First off like we said earlier, Jeff's ability to feel no pain meant many attacks wouldn't hurt him.
Wiz: However JD has shown he can take about the same punishment. And while saying he survived the explosion that was meant to take out an entire school gym is incredibly iffy, JD did manage to survive a car explosion, meaning he could be a bit more durable.
Boomstick: Then there was Strength. Sure both have killed people and have thrown people around, JD was just a bit stronger. Jeff could manage kicking down doors, which an average door would weigh about 200 pounds.
Wiz: JD could do the same but with a Tanning Bed which could weigh 500 Pounds, so when it came to strength, JD edged out just enough.
Boomstick: But Speed, Durability, and Strength were so even and close that you could argue that Jeff could match JD in any advantage he took, so to try and see who would win, was to look at their weaponry.
Wiz: Sure both of them typically wield the same number of weapons, simple knives are it with help from any object they could find but JD has shown better usage.
Boomstick: For example Guns and Explosives. Sure Jeff is no stranger to using a gun however his blindness makes using one a much harder task than if JD used one and while guns might not affect Jeff due to his intolerance to pain that doesn't mean the gun was ineffective.
Wiz: A gunshot to the head or heart would be more than enough to put Jeff down and more importantly JD's explosives would bypass Jeff's ability and completely obliterates the killer.
Boomstick: Now sure JD would need to distract Jeff for at least six seconds, but with Jeff's blindness and JD's manipulation he could pull it off.
Wiz: While Jeff had some pretty good advantages, JD had better use of weapons, slightly stronger, and more durable.
Boomstick: Chaos finally put Jeff To Sleep.
Wiz: The Winner is Jason Dean.
Advantages/Disadvantages[]
- Jason Dean (Winner)
- +Strength
- +Durability
- +Better use of Weapons
- +Explosives bypassed Jeff's inability to feel pain
- =Speed
- -Would feel any pain Jeff dealt to him
- Jeff the Killer (Loser)
- +Inability to feel pain cancelled out JD's gun and Knife
- +Experience in Fighting
- =Speed
- -Strength
- -Durability
- -Explosives bypassed him
Trivia[]
- The Connections between JD and Jeff are that both of them are Psychotic, teenage murderers. Both of them would end up moving to a brand new place where they'd meet bullies.