(isekai battle royale)
(note this will be extremely long with my hard work put into it, please do not skip to the fight because I'd rather my hard work not get shit on like that)
description[]
overlord vs cautious hero vs log horizon vs that time i got reincarnated as a slime vs rise of the shield hero vs re:zero vs sword art online vs how not to summon a demon lord vs youjo senki vs demon lord retry vs arifureta vs konosuba
twelve overpowered well know isekai characters that all share one thing in common, there drive to survive
opening scene(because why not)[]
boomstick is shown looking at a board as he strings stuff together, it shows different hand drawn pictures of each character as he strings it all back to one question
"who is the strongest"
intro[]
wiz: ainz ooal gown, the man turned skeleton overlord
boomstick: seiya ryuuguuin the overly cautious hero
wiz: shiroe the genius leader of log horizon
boomstick: rimuru tempest the over powered slime
wiz: naofumi iwatani the shield hero
boomstick: subaru the man who keeps getting revived
wiz: kirito the black swordsmen of sword art online
boomstick: diablo the gamer turned demon lord
wiz: tanya von degurechaff the evil nazi like loli
boomstick: hakuto kunai the man with hands down the coolest name I've ever heard
wiz: hajime nagumo worlds strongest
boomstick: and finally kazuma the idiot with a plan, good lord that's alot of people
wiz: your the one whodecided to put this as our next match so i blame you
boomstick: i thought it would be fun and i still think it will be fun
wiz: anyways isekai is one of the most popular genre out there and is well regarded as the one stop shop for over powered characters
boomstick: so we dived into them and pulled out the twelve strongest we could find, he's wiz and im boomstick
wiz: and it's our job to analyze there weapons armor and skill to determine who would win, a deathbattle
ainz ooal gown over throws deathbattle[]
que overlord theme
wiz: power, what would you do for it, would you care about it, and do you need it, these are only some questions you should ask when you start a journey in search of it
boomstick: for most the answer is yes and they get it with them wanting it, but some aren't like that, some find power without really looking for it
wiz: one of these unfourtunate souls was ainz ooal gown, a demon overlord and ruler of the temple of nazarick, but before this who was ainz, what role in the world did he play, who was ainz ooal gown
boomstick: he was a nerd in our world named suzuki satoru who was obsessed with an mmorpg, he was a guy who played till the end, he wasn't much just a powerful guy in a popular game that was shutting down, but upon it shutting down he was sent to another world inside his avatar in the game
wiz: upon arrival he gave himself the name ainz ooal gown and started making sure anything needed to be done was done
boomstick: like making bonds with the naboring kingdoms through a knight like armor he wears, more on that when we get to the vs stuff for that specifically
wiz: ainz quickly showed his intelligence and many stayed away, but those who don't aren't exactly having a pleasant time any time soon, ainz is a tatical genius with powers that put others in his world to shame
boomstick: his body is a mix of different creatures, primarily a skeleton but he also has traits of an overlord, the strongest race in the game he used to play which gives him all the fuck all abilities of an overlord, he can increase the damage others take which is just fucking bullshit, he's immune to acid and poison, black halo makes him untracable and he can see invisible things
wiz: he can raise the dead and if he puts enough power into this technique he raises an undead golem, a powerful beast able to rip through hordes of enemies in seconds, plus he can wrap himself in a dark aura uping his defence, spread fear in his opponents making them back down, and if he's serious enough this technique can cause death
boomstick: he's immune to electricity and ice, he's resistant to magic, slashing, piercing damage, he can sense other undead beings, create level 90 monsters like a grim reaper or a overlord wisdom, the most powerful kind of overlord, and there's more, cause why the fuck not throw in hundreds of abilities
wiz: he's immune to mind control, critical hits, energy drain ext, he also has the class traits of a necromancer able to increase the power of his instant death skills, increase the power of his undead servants, and control any undead creature around him
boomstick: he also has stuff called super tier magic which include the following, creation magic, a giant piller of light that incinerates anything exposed to it's light, plus he has a bullshit technique that summons a black vortex that kills everyone who's not undead, a golem, or more powerful than him, plus he has an artifact that grants wishes at the cost of losing xp
wiz: along with this he has normal magic thats seperated into tiers as follow, 1,2,3,5,7,8,9, and 10 he doesn't possess magic of tiers 4 or 6 so we can't really mention those
boomstick: he can form and shoot arrows made of pure magic and even upgrade those to become acidic, increase his hearing, communicate with others telepathically, fly, and shoot elemental balls, which are balls of fire and ice a thing i made my glove able to do
wiz: why?
dummi tries running before boomstick freezes him with an ice ball then lights him up with a fire ball melting the robot
boomstick: that, that would be why, though ainz has then much bigger then the snowball size mine are at and there area of effect
wiz: he can shoot lightning, bound himself to an enemy so that if his opponent teleports to get away he teleports with them, slow down his opponents, shoot out a dragon made of lightning that tracks it's target plus upgrade it to target multiple people at a time, plus create powerful weapons and armor, like his black knight armor which keeps him from using his magic but his defense, attack power, strength, speed, and stamina go up emensly making it easier in a sword fight which normally he can't even use a sword but with this armor he's basically another species, more human in a way
boomstick: what i got from that is boring sword fighting with extra steps, anyway moving on, he can put more magic into his opponents, teleport anywhere with no limitations, shoot hell flames which burn other flames, create a colum of fire, and even summon a giant ass army of zombies all alucard style
wiz: asteral smite works especially well against erthereal, cast death on others though only one target at a time and it has a recharge but still pretty useful in a pinch, stop others from teleporting, drain the energy from others, and make explosions happen from the palm of my hand
boomstick: he can summon a fairy that will guide him if he ever gets lost, shoot a fuck all power level lightning bolt, crush an opponents heart without even touching them, create a nuclear blast which is one of the weakest spells in the 9th tier spells, turn invisible and untracable, keep opponents from moving a muscle, stop ressurection magic, and send up a fire colum on a specfic target incinerating them almost instantly, what the fuck is this bullshit, how is ainz even remotely fair
wiz: were finally moving into the tenth tier, and now things truly become unfair, he can summon an army of high tier demons, become basically immune to punching an any other bludging attack, whipe the memories of others, create a tower to stay in as high ground, summon a meteor to hit people with, slash apart space itself bringing others right to him, stop time, and conbust others
boomstick: there that should be it right... wait what's this it says tier ??? whats that?
wiz: while many of the spells that ainz uses are easily determined based off there power, some are so powerful that he can't put them in a specific tier, so he made the mystery tier, one with spells so powerful even he doesn't use them unless truly nessacarry, he can absorb magic, keep others from spying by making all they see darkness around him, bless people putting them under his protection, and
boomstick: summon a black hole, which is his strongest fucking magic skill, it consumes everything in it's way, effectively letting ainz win almost any fight, he also can make people see him as there best friend, turn completely invisible, see through the thickest fog, cure poison from others with a touch, detect magic, make it impossible for someone to lie to him, make mines that float through the air locking onto any that they touch, and lay normal mines below the earth detonating like a normal one when stepping on them
wiz: he can create a high gravitaional field around him, create a ball of pure gravity that can crush anyone touched by it, create a sword that hones a opponent like a torpedo, paralyze an opponent, shoot a beam of negative energy, send a uncountable amount of bone spears, and
boomstick: create an actual sharknado, don't care what you think, that's a deadass refrence to that movie
wiz: why? god only knows, anyway last ability we will talk aboutis where he sends out a massive shockwave from his body keeping those who fight up close away
boomstick: well... we have one more thing to talk about, his special skill, after mastering everything ainz became a literal grim reaper, letting him by pass resistsance and immunity to instant death spells, he can use this ability to spread an area where all those in it die, which is stronger than the black hole but this is a skill not a magical ability, which is bullshit, though the ability only works in a 100 meter radius so it's easy to avoid, and it has a recharge time of 100 hours
wiz: ainz has created and destroyed universes, is powerful enough to beat all the floor gaurdians at once, and is so powerful his very existence threatens time and space
boomstick: he's moved so fast he was blur to people who considered light itself to be slow to do this he was definetly moving at least two hundred times light speed
wiz: ainz is extremely powerful but not without his flaws, he can be ruthless and have poor judgment of certain situations, plus while he is most certainly smart and powerful, he is cocky and has his fair share of weaknesses, main one being if someone is more powerful than him then he just can't do anything to them, not even his instant death magic can save him
boomstick: yeah, which leads into what we know of the story so far ainz dies, or at least that's what it looks like right now
wiz: but ainz will always be known, the gods fear his name, the demons bow to him, sukuki truly has become, an overlord to be respected
ainz: "death by sword, death by broken bones, death by crushing, there's not much of a difference, right? you die at the end"
seiya ryuuguuin is completely prepared for deathbattle[]
que the cautious hero theme
wiz: the gods are beings usually seen as all powerful beings with no limits, but, in the universe of cautious hero they had a different inturpritation
boomstick: there usless, they can heal and stuff sure but they aren't allowed to defend the realms so what's the point
wiz: with the realms left ungaurded demon lords started to take over, left with no other choices the gods summoned heroes to battle these threats so that balance is kept
boomstick: among these heroes was one so powerful he is only used for top tier missions, this man was overpowered but also overly cautious, you all should know who were talking about, yes he's back, seiya ryuuguuin, the guy with the longest fucking last name I've ever seen
wiz: this will be a light recap of his story because oh boy do we have alot to go through like last time, so seiya is a guy who used to be summoned consistantly by the goddess ariadoa until he was summoned to defend the realm Ixphoria, in it he met the woman tiana and fell in love with her, he and her got ingauged she got pregnant with his child, and so they went to go fight the demon lord along with tiana's body gaurd and of course ariadoa, but back then seiya was careless and underprepared leading him to not know the demon lord had a second life, so when it got up again it quickly ate ariadoa cutting off there form of escape, then the body gaurd, seiya tried buying tiana some time by fighting but the demon lord batted him away before catching tiana and killing her infront of him, left with nothing seiya just gave up the demon lord killing him, soon after, he lost his memory but never lost the trauma never being unprepared again, got all that
boomstick: no
wiz: well to bad, were moving on now, so seiya has alot of magical powers using them for combat in many, many different ways, let's start with the basics cause oh boy is there alot here, he can fly at mach speeds, he one time moved from this town to another in only a second, by judging the distance he was moving 10,800,000 miles an hour, that's 14,191 times faster than sound
boomstick: he's got a multitude of fire techniques, he can summon the automic pheonix infinite which targets weaker opponents, hell fire let's him shoot fire that burns other fire in a beam like flame thrower, he can create spears of fire, shoot out a fire arrow or multiple fire arrows, and light his sword on fire to preform the mighty pheinix thrust which will leave an opponent falling apart
wiz: he can shoot a small orb that freezes others on contact, and freeze people solid with a punch, he can create a shield from air that can take pretty much any amount of damage, send slashes of air along with a double slash version of this, split enemies in half with the atomic split slash, summon a serpant made of earth, summon a golem, create a steel wall to block attacks plus repair this wall if it's damaged, and even create a boulder that explodes, a wall that's entirely translucent, a dome made of iron, create an bottomless pit, and create a slithering mine which moves twards opponents
boomstick: not even a quater of the way through yet, he can summon a thunder bolt from the heavens to strike others, create shadow hands to grab opponents, make people love him forcing them to tell him everthing they know, and instantly kill someone if they tell a lie
wiz: he's enchanted his blade letting it cut through space itself, create multiple arrows of light, up to 5 total, create a cage that closes in on enemies crushing them to death, this is a holy skill aparently, plus he can create a beam of pure holy light which is super effective against undead and demons
boomstick: he can drain energy straight from your soul, plus destroy a spirit with a snap, cause that's definetly not overpowered, he also summoned a meteor that whiped out a army of the dead in a giant explosion
wiz: by basing the size of the explosion copared to the nearby hills, it should be worth 60,000,000 tons of tnt
boomstick: and he can spam that attack, he also scales to beings like the demon lord who can whipe out univereses
wiz: he can summon dual swords able to harm the demon lord who's supposedly invincible, can send out explosions that are hundreds of times more powerful than the one caused by the meteor, can scan people for weaknesses, shoot gusts of air so powerful it whipes out entire towns, transform items into other items and change a person morphing them, only if he can make contact though, go into a berserk state where his power bursts from him making him more powerful than ever, but his absolute strongest move, is the valhala gate
boomstick: this move can kill most in one shot only way to resist is if you exist out side time and space like the demon lord, it kills him if he's not healed but the second time he uses it, even if he heals he will die
wiz: and he ended up having to do this, but he saved billions of lives in the proccess, he sacrificed himself just to save the world, never say the cautious hero isn't selfless
boomstick: before we move on, is there any way to beat him
wiz: yes, seiya is cautious but he isn't the smartest, he wastes mana and if he runs out he's a sitting duck, and despite the amount he has he can easily run out at any time
boomstick: plus he's a bit to nice at times, sometimes this leads him to taking hit's for people who aren't even innocent
wiz: still after defending a new world successfully with the goddess rista he was left dieing, he had to use a second valhala gate and in his final moments, he got his memory back, and found that the goddess was his lost love, reincarnated into a goddess
boomstick: he died happy in his last moments, in that life
wiz: due to being summoned in spirit, technically seiya can't die in that world, only in his home world, hence why he can be resummoned, why he's reusable, and at the end he was resummoned by rista, to defend another world with her
boomstick: but even with a happy end, you must remember, don't fuck with the cautious hero
wiz: all those who do, will die
seiya: "be careful, be cautious, be overly cautious. you may find yourself alienated or hated, but you have to endure it all. this time, for sure you'll prove that you can save your friends, your loved ones, and the entire world"
shiroe has a plan for deathbattle[]
que log horizon theme
wiz: video games, everyone loves playing them and one of the most popular games in the world log horizon was getting an update soon when time froze
boomstick: several thousand people disappeared that day, reappearing in the world, of log horizon
boomstick: the monsters and beasts in this world were tough and ruthless, there were tons of powerful players in this world and the player kei shirogane doesn't quite fit that
wiz: let you say what you will boomstick, this one player is the last man you want to mess with
boomstick: I'll be the judge of that, anyways shirogane, shiroe for short grew up as tipical nerdy kid, obsessed with games, being an a+ student, and was an all around genius
wiz: reminds me of myself, except he didn't pursue a life of evil experiments like i did, he eventually after graduating college he found the game log horizon, a game he simply loved playing, he played solo mostly, despite the fact he's a mage that's mostly meant to be support, though that's not to say he's not capable on his own
boomstick: he can summon a griffin which he uses to get around, and can fight for him
wiz: he can use the spell asteral bind which keeps people in one spot making it easy for teammates to take down enemies or use the spell electrical fuzz which is an orb that deals damage over time to opponents
boomstick: thorn bind hostage is a powerful damage dealer, each time he or a teammate hit an opponent while there trapped by this spell a thorn explodes dealing 1000 damageand once all have exploded, dealing an aditional 5000, there's five thousand thorns on an individual vine with there being five vines, five times five thousand is 25000 times 1000 that's 250,000 damage total, more than a normal person usually could take
wiz: he actually survived this spell when another mage used it on him, so shiro health wise is one of the best in the game
boomstick: with shiro, that's all his stats come to, numbers, his durability is on par with a knight which is immune to weaker mele hits, plus he can put people to sleep with a hynosis spear, they wake up if there attacked but he can spam this technique,plus he can launch a translucent sphear called nightmare sphear that expands to a given area,slowing some to a halt, there speed goes down 80% a major difference in a fight
wiz: he can heal himself and others, he can also cast buffs on teammates, which leads to shiro's most fascinating skill, his intelligence, he knows when to make friends and who he should befriend, with a single look, he thinks strtegically and this comes in handy when it's needed
boomstick: yeah yeah, but what about his equipment, without many offense options with his magic he surely has equipment to make up for this, right?
wiz: well, let's look at his gear, starting off with his staff, the staff of wise horned owl, this increases his magic making casting spells easier, plus it boosts a spells power... this includes the power of thorn bind hostage and nightmare sphear
boomstick: that's the most anime bullshit I've ever seen and we just covered two who are literally above god's in power
wiz: well, his robe increases asteral bind even more... making it impossible for the target to move a muscle, and he has a bird looking taiisman that makes him immune to speed decrease effects, and let's him damage those who are indestructible or unkillable
boomstick: he has second staff that can make an unbreakable shield made of wings that's resistant to even death effects made to get past anti death affects, a cloak that makes status effects useless against him so he's immune to the elements, gravity fields, ext, and a talisman that increases mind type magic like hynosis, heck with it shiroe can straight up mind control others
wiz: plus he can create shield using his mind, this talisman is actually powerful cause it just makes it impossible to get close to shiroe, he can use any mental magic with it, which guess what, that should include telekenisis and other pyschic abilities, potential shiro honestly wastes
boomstick: like my mom when we had to many left overs, she always throws them out
wiz: shiro has reacted to his body gaurd who can move faster than light
boomstick: actually shiro formed a guild, he stopped being by himself, it's no longer just temporary every now and then team ups, he made a guild, made friends
wiz: getting stuck in the game was the best thing that ever happened to him, shiro just learned that in a new world like this no one should be alone
shiro:"to survive in this world, we must hurry and learn it's rules and how to fight"
rimuru tempest absorbs deathbattle[]
que that time i got reincarnated as a slime theme
wiz: if a friend was in danger, what would you do, would you leave them, or would you sacrifice yourself to save them
boomstick: for satoru mikami he sacrificed himself to save his friend, who invited him to dinner to brag about his fiance... maybe you should use your time machine to stop ths
wiz: no, anyways in his final moments, he thought and a voice answered, one that would change his life forever, his reincarnation, has begun
boomstick: due to what he was thinking which was how it felt to die, he became what the voice thought he wanted to become... a slime, you sure we got the right guy here wiz
wiz: it wasn't long before satoru met the mighty storm dragon, valdora
boomstick: you see veldora has been locked in a prison for hundreds of years, so he was reasonably lonely, and seeing an intelligent talking slime, made him curious
wiz: it didn't take long for veldora and rimuru to become friends and during this time they gave eachother a last name in veldora's case and veldora gave satoru a new name, rimuru tempest
boomstick: after this rimuru promised to find veldora a way out of his prison using his skill predator to consume veldora along with the prison, like a kirby with no limits, or just kirby
wiz: predator is one of his most interesting atributes, it lets him obsorb anything into his body, weather it be magic, dead bodies, or even souls, where he sends these souls to an afterlife inside of him, but you could end up not so lucky... ending up where veldora is having to fight him instead
boomstick: but that's not to say rimuru isn't plenty powerful on his ownbeing a slime he's maluable able twist and contort his body in any way he wants
wiz: being a slime he can't feel pain, he's immune to climate conditions, so you can't freeze him or burn him, he can even transform in any way he wants
boomstick: including transforming into his human form, which is a male version of the girl he was supposed to end up with... who's technically dead, so yeah he's forever alone guy if the forever alone guy at least had friends, but this is only the start of his abilities, predator we talked about but there's one ability in particular we must talk about here, his ability to copy things he absorbs, items, magic, special skills and it's more powerful if absorbs the corpse of the source, but if he absorbs a living thing like veldora he doesn't get there abilities or power which just seems like bullshit
wiz: because this he has much more abilities than he reasonably should have, he can create poisoness gas, shoot a string that's tougher than steel, he's immune to poison, can shoot a black lightning able to destroy islands, plus regenerate from basically anything
boomstick: he's also able to summon his badass tempest wolf, ranga who alone can take down the toughest of normal monsters, heck ranga is comparable to this guy benimaru who's basic bitch magic spell is worth 15 megatons of tnt
wiz: rimuru has actually taken down beings that could destroy a mountain, he's also an expert swordsman and can have the voice, who's called the great sage, later on named rapael, when like this his body has faster reaction speeds, and is much better in hand to hand combat
boomstick: with all of this it's no surprise you shouldn't fuck with.,, but then a kingdom decided to do just that killing some of the people in an goblin village he runs, oh yeah by the way he runs an goblin village, which became a kingdom, but the point is that his friends were killed, only problem was, there were three shields holding there souls in the kingdom
wiz: wanting to revive his friends he sought out a way to save them and turns out there was one, but he didn't like it
boomstick: inorder to save his friends, he had to become a demon lord, and so he did just that, he whiped out the army that killed his friends and that plundged his soul into sin, turning him into a demon lord, and with that his power went up emensly, he can leterally control the souls of others, pull out the souls of others if he needed to
wiz: rimuru gained more power, like how he broke valdora's seal and turned him human
boomstick: what is that play boy mother fucker, i refuse to believe that's the badass dragon
wiz: well it is and because he's in a human form he can rip off other moves from different series
boomstick: he straight up does the hadoken, shuruken, tatsumaki senpukyu, plus say it with me KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wiz: seriously, anyways reason why were mentioning this is because he can summon valdora at will to help him fight, and valdora was keeping up with his neice melime who is a demon lord able to destroy planets with a snap
boomstick: rimuru can even match this freakish level of power, along with doing a shit ton of other stuff
wiz: he can think at rates so fast it's faster than time, send out black tendrels that absorbs attacks, cast thousands of ice lances, use the same moves veldora can because veldora died one time... then he restored veldora, eat a persons soul, desintigrate you with a thought, and bend space and time, able to stop time, speed it up or slow it down, or warp reality around him using it as a shield, create weapons, or just bind and trap opponents
boomstick: predict enemies moves, create a near unbreakable shield, create an unbreakable thread, control weaker beings, teleport, create black flames, rimuru is just the definition of anime bullshit, and we aren't even at the half way point of his abilities
wiz: he can sense anything within a sertain radius, shoot a black thunder that he can control, control gravity, control matter itself, create clones, disrupt the use of magic, move through shadows, sense anything with magic in it, communicate with other telepathically, paralyze opponents with a potent poison he shoots from his mouth, form a scale like armor around his body, and shoot shockwaves from his body, but of course were just getting started on explaining the amount of absurd abilities he has
boomstick: yeah, you see this guy is a never ending nut case of abilities, for every one ability he has a dozen more so this is gonna be a long one folks, sit back, grab some popcorn and enjoy
wiz: well anyways, let's talk about what he's resistant to, he can resist the elements, tempreture as mentioned earlier, demon and holy attacks, magic, and even spirital magic, plus he's immune to physical attacks like sword swings and what not
boomstick: though he's not immune to what he's resistant to and still can be harmed by users of them that are powerful enough, but good luck getting past the rest of his fuck all abilities
wiz: he can hit with the power of ten megatons, create an anti magic barrier, manipulate and control a persons mind, cast illusions, create a fire storm, send out explosions from his palms, shoot out flames that cause explosions, send out the mighty wind cutter and shoot out a tornado that cuts others to shreads, and manipulate water
boomstick: he can summon a lightning bolt from the sky able to destroy a mountain in one go, summon an undead army, summon spirits to help him fight, summon demons, shoot a death beam that desintegrate opponents on the molecular level, fire a giant ball of holy energy, heal himself and others, create a field of holy energy that damages monsters and demons, and revive others
wiz: create a heat wave so powerful it can melt a persons skin off, and using time and space manipulation, whipe others from existence, rimuru is powerful and really not one you want to mess with
boomstick: he scales above other demon lords which supposedly can create and destroy universes at will
wiz: he's also reacted to melime who can move so fast she moved from one kindom to another on the other side of the contry in a meir second, judging by the distance she had to have been moving around 1 trillion miles an hour, that's almost 6 million times faster than light though he did barely dodge the attack and in movement speed melime is legues above rimuru, supposedly ten times faster
boomstick: which leads us to his weaknesses, rimuru is determined, he tries saving all the innocence he possibly can, without care if he's putting himself in danger
wiz: and while rimuru can't feel pain, he still takes damage and if his health reaches zero, he will die
boomstick: still after years rimuru had done it, he achieved greatness in the world
wiz: rimuru is a shinning example of what you could be if you tried to defend your friends, if you did everything to save them
boomstick: rimuru is truly a badass, mess with him and there won't be much of you left
rimuru: during this time i was in heaven, but fun times never last long, that's just how life is"
naofumi iwatani shields deathbattle[]
que shield hero theme
wiz: what if you got summoned to another world to defend it, to save it from evil, you would expect respect correct
boomstick: well for the unfourtanate souls that become the shield hero, you aren't so lucky
wiz: one of these pour souls was naofumi iwatani, a normal guy who had nothing interesting about him, until he found a strange book labeled, the shield hero, after that he was summoned to another world
boomstick: turns out he was the shield hero, summoned into a kingdom that really hated the shield hero
wiz: the princess of this kingdom went on him as to acompany him on his journey to gain more power, but this was just a ploy to get him in trouble
boomstick: by acusing him of rape, bitch move but still after leaving to go get more power, he started finding his shields true power, it can absorb items and other things to make other things like healt potions or cook and season food, anything really
wiz: but his shields true power comes from it's ability to transform, giving naofumi plenty of options for fighting, with the spirit turtoise head shield he can send out energy blasts, with the nue shield he can put people to sleep within a given area and time limit
boomstick: plus he can launch himself forward at high speeds to hit enemies really, really hard, and depending on what shield he has out, it can do verying levels of damage
wiz: he of course also has plenty of defensive options as well, he can create air shields that he can stack on top of each other, each one better than the last, making a basically inpenetrable shield
boomstick: he can create a prison from shields he can trap opponents in, then create a giant iron maiden that it floats into, effectively killing his opponents in a fuck all attack, he can also create shields of pure light that even the spear hero has trouble getting through, and that guy can hit hard enough to detonate a mountain
wiz: he can create two sheilds that float around him, he has no control of where he is though they are unbreakable, he also has a gift to make animals, demi humans, and beast men comfortable around him, it's a strange ability but also useful when fighting none human foes that are among those categories
boomstick: he can teleport, lure monsters to him, breathe underwater, hit an opponent with a dart that deals double damage to those hit by it, negate an opponents attack, he can even materialize buildings from thin air, like how i will demonstaight with my glove. watch wiz as i create a building that will crush you
nothing happens
boomstick: why isn't this working
wiz: because to preform that technique naofumi uses items inside his shield as material, if he didn't he'd be having as much trouble as boomstick is
boomstick: well with my embarassment out of the way, shoot a beam of light that makes enemies avert there eyes without blinding them, and his shield of zero cancels attacks that miss him and head for his teammates
wiz: he can reflect magical attacks back at his opponent, summon a shield that shoots needles that stun and poison opponents, summon a shield that if hit sends out two dogs that rush for his opponent, similar with another shield that shoots snake heads instead that are of course poisoness
boomstick: he can shoot a black fire that damages both him and his opponents, steal spirital power from others, shoot a beam of pure heat, recover health over time, shoot a missle that both does damage and steals spirital power,and even launch a missle that increases gravity around a person
wiz: he can shoot lightning, shoot a beam of black light, shoot demon bullets like a turrent, and then, there's his strongest shield, the wrath shield
boomstick: this thing is the definition of overpowered, it checks every category in broken, only thing it can't really do is distort space and time, but that's about it
wiz: he can create a field of fire that incinerates any not immune to it, but the ability that straight up takes it for strongest move he's used is the blood sacrifice, if he sacrifices most of his blood it can send a giant snake like beast from the ground that can one shit just about anything, there is a move more powerful but we don't know what it is, naofumi hasen't used it yet
boomstick: there have been more that he can summon, but he lost those because technically there entirely different from his legendary shield which he had lost when he recieved these so we can't really give them to him
wiz: he may not have more shields, but he does have magic that i will attempt to go through in one go
boomstick: you sure
wiz: yes, anyways, he can heal himself, restore stamina, sacrifice life force for a giant boost in power, negate spells on the level of a sertain power or less, shoot a stream of water from his hands, create a barrier of water, summon a lightning strike, create illusions, increase his speed, plus whenever he uses magic a being called the demon dragon infuses his power into it increasing naofumis spell power
boomstick: that's less than i expected
wiz and thankfully, that's it
boomstick: ok well, naofumi has done alot, like reacting to the spear hero, who reacted to lightning from the sky
wiz: he's fought and killed demons which are capable of light speed travel and some have destroyed planets without much effort, one time he even block a universe level attack, without even getting scratched
boomstick: and after everything, naofumi is still fighting to save a world that abandoned him, with help with his two friends raphtallia and filo
wiz: he's come far from when he first arrived in this new world, he's not a villain though, and he's not a hero, he's just a normal guy that fights for what he believes
naofumi: "my name was being cleared in the public eye, and yet my heart didn't feel the least bit lighter"
subaru is revived into deathbattle[]
que re:zero theme
wiz: if you ended up in a new world, what would you do?
boomstick: for some they would learn the worlds rules, for others they'd start searching for riches and power, but for one, he went chasing a girl
wiz: this, was subaru natsuki
boomstick: i thought we were talking about a guy not a car
wiz: that's his actual name
boomstick: so a guy was named after a car brand by his parents, i feel bad for him
wiz: anyways, subaru grew up mostly alone, he didn't have much in terms of friends, he was, an introvert
boomstick: eventually he grew up and was still alone, he got a job and a steady income, until one day while shopping he was mysteriously summoned to another world where he met the princess, emilia, who taught him that magic existed in that world, and after awhile he actually learned magic
wiz: but the most interesting part of him, is his revival, whenever he dies, he's almost instantly revived to a previous point almost like a video game respawn, making it questionable if there's a way to kill him, but in a hypothesis is that if his soul is destroyed that his body will die permantly, or if someone found a way to break the spell placed on him by the goddess , either way could stop the ability
boomstick: and to stop this, he learned magic that could hopefully keep that from happening, he has enhanced senses making it hard to sneak up on him, he can see invisible objects, he can create force fields, and even manipulate the minds of others
wiz: one of his most resourceful abilities though is his shadow manipulation, using this he once covered an entire city in darkness, basing off how big the city was plus how tall the field was, to do thia he had to have moved 200 thousands tons, a force that could kill an average person, he also can create shadow hands, a blade of pur darkness, and anything he can really think of
boomstick: he can turn invisible, go intangible, change the smell of people and objects, resist mind control and manipulation he can even make someone go mad with a touch
wiz: he can even remember someone who was whiped from history itself, bringing her back through sheer will
boomstick: but after re:zeroes 6th ark, he got even more abilities, he now also carries and uses a whip, so yeah
wiz: he can summon spirits to help him fight, he's resistance to being cursed, and since he can summon spirits he has one he can summon at will named beatrice, she helps him in fights and her help is extremely useful, she can stop time, manipulate space around him, send objects and people to other dimensions, fly, and is basically immortal able to regenerate from pretty much anything
boomstick: she can manipulate gravity, nullify powers of others, teleport, create portals, turn others to crystal, shoot dozens of bullet like shots to try overwhelming enemies, manipulate water, become invaulnerable, and create illusions
wiz: she also can manipulate the senses of others, and create black holes
boomstick: she actually upscales weaker gods which can whipe out solar systems
wiz: subaru has reacted to beings stated to be twice as fast as sound, has whiped out walls with a punch, and beat a whale that whiped his friend rem from history itself
boomstick: subaru is probably the one with the most ridiculous feats hear but while he's powerful he's also a complete dipshit
wiz: subaru lacks common sense and often gets into trouble because of it
boomstick: plus he makes many, many bad choices, from fighting when he shouldn't to making choices that are controversal but we aren't gonna talk about that
wiz: controversal opinions aside, subaru became the body gaurd of his love emilia and eventually, confessed to her and well, the web says alot but apparently she recipricated according to most sources
boomstick: you haven't watched re:zero yet?
wiz: no, i haven't, i was forced to do research on the fly because you sprung this on me at random
boomstick: whatever
subaru: "i have no strength, but i want it all, i have no knowledge, but all i do is dream, there's nothing i can do, but i struggle in vain"
kirito slashes into deathbattle[]
que sao theme
wiz: games, things many love playing, perfessionals rise all the time but it takes true skill to be the best
boomstick: many try to scratch and claw there way to the top but very few make it, but one did
wiz: this was kazuto kirigaya, but you may know him as the black swordsmen of sword art online, kirito
boomstick: born under the name kazuto narusaka he was abandoned at birth and for the first years of his life was stuck in an orphanage, until the kirigaya family adopted him, through out his life he trained in a dojo learning kendo sword styles but due to him prefering to use two swords he didn't stay for long
wiz: kazuto eventually took up gaming and rose as a well known combat based player, and wasn't long until he was invited to join 999 beta testers for a game that would revultionize games themselves
boomstick: sword art online, it was no surprise he became the best of the best in the game, rising to become so ridiculously powerful no one can match him'
wiz: until the release of the full game, where the man behind sao revealed his true intent, trap all 100,000 players in the game, and if they die in game, they die in real life
boomstick: what he wasn't counting on was the pain and suffering kazuto would feel, meeting people and wanting to protect them just for them to die
wiz: wanting to beat the game and save everyone he could kazuto took up his username kirito, and went the distance with it
boomstick: he mastered all one handed sword styles, heck he got so good at it he can use a two sword attack known as the star burst stream a stream of attacks where he moves faster than light
wiz: he eventually got an ai daughter named yui who technically died but at the same time didn't, her heart was put into his gear which means kirito has access to his daughter at all times
wiz: and that's useful since yui can analyze opponents and find weak spots which kirito can get to since his speed is unlike any other player, early in the game when his speed wasn't maxed out he moved 80 feet faster than 9 trained eyes could track after taking out weapons that were stabbed into him
boomstick: he did all this in less than a nano second, thats around 15 times sound, and once he got to the end of his journey in sao his speed was stated to be close to light
wiz: and after a fight against the man responsible he saved his girl friend asuna and everyone else in the game and never got bothered again]
slight pause before both laughed
boomstick: yeah no, some asshole kidnapped the minds of one thousand players including asuna so reasonably kirito was kinda pissed when he found out
wiz: here's how we will be doing this, we are gonna do something very much debatable but for each game we will count as an aditional form for kirito
boomstick: sorry if you say we shouldn't, it's how we are doing this you can't change our minds
wiz: anyway in this new form kirito became a new type of swordsman, he became a fairy
boomstick: seriously?
wiz: yup, in this form he's a race of fairy called spriggan, which specializes in speed and stealth over power, but unlike others of this race kirito is is emensilly more powerful able to keep up with and beat the strongest in a race that speciallizes in power
boomstick: in this fight he created a explosion that was the size of a nearby mountain, by judging the size of the explosion i can determine the power out put to create this would be 5 million tons of tnt
wiz: in this form he's able to weild a giant sword with one hand, dual weilding it with a smaller sword and funny enough, his speed is still the same
boomstick: actually when like this kirito's speed was increased emensily from sao, if he wasn't light speed before, he sure is now, he dodged muliple light based beams without even looking
wiz: he also got one of his strongest weapons, a holy sword known as, excalabur, this weapon lets him fly as long as he want an maxes out his classes abilities, makiing him basically able to turn invisible and even steal organs and body parts without others noticing
boomstick: plus in his final battle with the asshole who kidnapped everyone, he got so pissed through seir will he stood up in a gravity field that's 10 times greater than the pull of a black hole, and he fought at his regular speed in this fight
wiz: after killing the guy both game and real life, he started to oficially date asuna
boomstick: then people in another game started to die so kirito went to stop that
wiz: this is his gun gale online form, when using this form kirito is much more powerful physically but he's slower, though he now has a pistol, grenades
boomstick: and an off brand lightsaber, using this kirito blocked hundreds of machine gun shots, speeds that would require moving 45 times sound, plus he stopped some of the toughest players in there tracks, like his friend sinon who dodged a stream of laser like bullets, and he hit her no problem
wiz: still after taking down the villain death gun, he was set to live a good life, he was on the fast track to fame and fourtain as a game deseigner and he wanted to walk that rode with asuna, but after a player who survived sao but lost to kirito tracked him down and promptly poisoned him as he was about to propose to asuna
boomstick: dick move but now he was put in the game alicization while he was treated to save his life, here he met his friend eugeo who he helped become a powerhouse
wiz: eugeo grew powerful enough to take down high tier integrity knights who were stated to be able to whipe out galaxies if they wanted to
as determined in eugeo vs kojiro sasaki[]
boomstick: and kirito trumps that level of power easily, he even scales to the administrator who scales to this girl cardinal who can delete all of the alicization world at will
wiz: cardinal is not a player, she's an ai inside the game, to do this she has to literally whipe out everything in the game, the entire digital universe that she was living in
boomstick: yeah were getting to the truly absurd power scales for kirito, but in this he gains things synthesis comands which let him do all sorts of shit, he can heal entire limbs and any amount of damage, share his life force with others, enhance his senses, and create illusions
wiz: he's able to summon orbs of fire and ice that burn and freeze enemies, create a smoke screen, imbue his sword with darkness, ice, lightning, or fire effects which are self explanetary
boomstick: if it's not obvious elemental control is something kirito can easily manipulate the earth around him, shoot fire and lightning, control shadows, shoot beams of light, and shoot out icycles that impail others, plus he can access his inner anime bullshit and make himself immune to magic
wiz: though it should be immportant to note that the synthesis commands are not magic, they are code to the game that wasn't even supposed to be accessable to the none creators, but the adminstrator broke the rules and got access to them along with all the other ai
boomstick: he even beat the adminstator and figured out he can kill others with one command, this command is absolute and can't be resisted, unless your kirito who resisted it through shear will power
wiz: but his true overpowered abilities show when he's serious because he can warp reality and control time. he can specifically freeze others in time for as long as he wants, whipe others from existence, rewind wounds on his body, speed up time, create matter infront of him, and do basically whatever he wants
boomstick: and after eugeo was killed he gained the sword the blue rose which he dual weilds with his main, the blue rose can freeze others solid and drain there health while there frozen
wiz: his main sword can also send out a beam of pur darkness that envelopes everything in it's way, effectively killing all in it's path
boomstick: it's no surprise after all this he found a way to stop cardinal from destroying alicization, save the integrity knights, and kill the adminstrator
wiz: and after everything, he finally got to live a calm peaceful life with asuna, and yue
boomstick: but he didn't get out of it scott free, kirito has to deal with all the trauma of losing so many friends and no matter what he can't get rid \
wiz: but kirito just looks at those moments and tells himself he wont ever let it happen again
boomstick: never say the black swordsman of sao isn't badass
kirito: "I'd rather die with someone than let that person die before my eye's"
diablo is summoned into deathbattle[]
que how not to summon a demon lord theme
wiz: what if you summoned someone in hopes they were a demon lord, just to find something far more powerful?
boomstick: for a young elf princess and orphaned pantherian girl, they got, diablo
wiz: but who was this white haired man before they summoned him, well he was a humble gamer with a powerful avatar named diablo, until one day he was summoned to another world as his avatar
boomstick: he realized this and so he joined a guild and started going on missions, and with his set of magical abiities, he's one hell of a opponent for anyone to fight
wiz: he can teleport to previously visited towns which is just the most basic spell he knows, he can create and manipulate ice, which he covered an entire forest in ice once, judging by the amount covered, to do this he was out putting a force of 4 megatons of tnt
boomstick: he can shoot and control fire, light, and water, break weapons with a flick, create a snow storm, shoot arrows of light, and send explosions from his palms
wiz: he can also increase the power of the explosions, shoot concentrated shots of air, fire bullets made of fire and darkness, create orbs of pure darkness that manipulate gravity around them, shoot a black hellfire, and create an explosion with no sound
boomstick: wheres the fun in that?
wiz: don't know
boomstick: i would use my glove but marshal borrowed it to get deadpool out of his house
wiz: why was deadpool there?
boomstick: don't know dont care, back to the deathbattle, he can summon and launch a black lance, cause it to rain arrows made of shadows, create a net made of wind that cuts people to ribbons, and create a fuck all ball of fire that explodes making it rain fire
wiz: make spots of the earth explode if stepped on, freeze anyone solid with a snap, freeze a select area that decreases the speeds of others, create a wall of lava, summon countless meteors hit all in his way, which creates a large explosion able to destroy islands and even small continents
boomstick: he can create tornados that freeze others on contact, create fire and lightning inside an opponent that rip them apart, and create a lance made of light that tracks others like a tracking missle, plus create a small black hole that traps others, is this just a theme this episode cause almost everyone so far has been able to create a black hole in some shape or form
wiz: but his strongest spell, is white nova, by forming a fire ball thats no bigger than a ping pong ball and dropping it to the ground, diablo causes a explosion that whipes out everything but him within a certain radius, destroying things at an atomic level
boomstick: he can fly, control gravity, create a fuck all tornado that can decimate this demon stated to whipe out a continent at max power, create an air shield, throw a spear wrapped in black lightning, and launch a canon ball of pure darkness
wiz: absolute zero stops any physical thing he touches in it's tracks, create the strongest tornado ever able to destroy continents, create a small earth quake, create a poisoness cloud, and throw a ice berg at people
boomstick: he can move so fast he looks like a blur to demons, which can track light, send shockwaves from his punches, and summon a meteor that produces lightning
wiz: he can create a giant wall of water, create a powerful storm with a snap, make it rain different elements, and he caqn equip the ruination ring to cast the beam of fire, ruination flame, which decintigrates pretty much anything
boomstick: he also carries a scythe that can cut through most things, a ring that lets him reflect attacks, a crown that restores his hp, an item that lets him dodge any attack once a day, a dagger that restores hp, an armor that increases his physical attack strength, a ring that lets him sacrifice defense for a berserker mode that emensily increases pysical power, and the staff of annihilation which i don't know what that does, but it's safe to assume it increases magical power
wiz: he's blown up entire towns by himsekf and even shown power stated able to whipe out a entire continent
boomstick: but still even after he's had to face many foes protecting his friends he never lets up
wiz: diablo is a power house but even he has his limits, he can get exhausted if over worked and he still only has a limited amount of mana and without it he can't use magic
boomstick: still he'll never stop fighting, try harming innocent souls he will find you and kick your ass
diablo: "dying with some stupid idea that you're all in this world is no atonement"
tanya von degurchaff soars into deathbattle[]
que youjo senki theme
wiz: relgion is something many treasure, to abandon faith is to be a sin by the accounts of those with relgion
boomstick: for one salary man he refused to believe in god, this man has little known about his past but once he got to hired into human resources, he knew he was perfect for the job
wiz: it was his job to fire workers the company did not want, but one day a co worker he had fired that day pushed him infront of a train as it was passing by and he was killed
boomstick: but if it isn't obvious by how this episode works, death wasn't the end, he encountered the god of the worlds, being X and after a short conversation were the man was incredibly rude the being X reincarnated him into an infant girl
wiz: he became, tanya degurchaff, growing up tanya was an orphan, living in a church she thought of it as pointless but to survive she never voiced her thoughts
boomstick: until one day a group of people did a test that showed tanya was gifted, with magic
wiz: learning to use it wasn't particularly hard, but before that she was trained in hand to hand combat, knife fighting, and many diffferent martial arts, plus due to military training tanya is able to use a multitude of different guns, like her signature, mondragon rifle
boomstick: in real life this puppy was used by mexicans in the 1900's, but this version is a bit more powerful, running on magic it fires magical shots that can blast through tanks, but this puppy ain't all that tanya uses, thanks to the magic of anime bullshit she can summon her weapons at any time and being a top ranking general means you have access to all the weapons you could need
wiz: she carries the luger po8 is a automatic pistol, the mauser c96, a semi automatic pistol that's a standard fire arm she uses for close range combat, the mauser gewehr 98 is a rifle that now adays are used for hunting, the range is it's strong suite but tanya has no problem using it at close range
boomstick: she also dual wields the weapons gewehr 43 and mag 34, these two babies are semi automatic sniper rifles that tanya can get precise shots with despite not aiming with them
wiz: the gustloff volksstrumgewehr, is a assault rifle meant for more fast paced fights, rounds aren't the most powerful, but it's fire rate certainly makes up for it
boomstick: she certainly doesn't have an anti tank rifle
*image of tanya firing a gun that shoots through a war ship destroying it*
boomstick: ah shit that's a anti tank rifle, AH SHIT THAT"S AN ANTI TANK RIFLE
wiz: seriously
boomstick: what, hellsing abridged is a master piece and ill quote it as much as possible
wiz: anyways, this weapon is the ptrd-41, a weapon that as you saw can destroy warships in one shot,judging by the size of the war ship, compared to tanya here next to a similar war ship, the power to destroy it in one go would be 17 megatons of tnt
boomstick: finally for basic weapons tanya has the mp 40, a sub machine gun that's useful in tight spots
wiz: of course these are the traditional weapons, the mg 08 maxim, a machine gun with 250 bullets that can shoot through solid steal, also theres the wechselapparat is the standard flamethrower that can burn through metal
boomstick: of course she carries grenades to use if all seems hopeless, like the standard stielhandgranate this puppy doesn't have the biggest impact but it still is more than enough to destroy a tank and the model 39 grenade can create a giant hole in the side of another warship and tanya took being in the middle of it
wiz: but now that were through weapons, we have to talk about her main abilities
boomstick: she has increased strength and speed, able to bend steel and and fly 250 knots in a second, thats 1,033,200 miles per hour btw, thats 1357 times faster than sound
wiz: she has telekenesis, create explosions from her palm, plus control where a explosion can go, plus minorly distort space around her to cause what apppears to be a short ranged teleportation
boomstick: she can fly, make her bullets home on targets, create magical swords, create illusions, and create force fields
wiz: manipulate the pain others feel, to a extent nullify power, but her most powerful ability isn't even her magic, it's her intelligence and tallent to make strategies
boomstick: she can coridinate multiple battles at a time, plus due to her size, she's hard to hit and her speed makes it even harder
wiz: but she's not without her flaws. she's powerful but like all mages and what have you, her magic is limited and isn't infinite in supply, she also has trouble against smarter and stronger foes
boomstick: plus she's supper insane, she can go over board with her treatment of others, and to the point she well went completely bat shit crazy, unable to think straight at times and has turned, evil
wiz: she fell from grace a second time, but being x had faith in tanya to get back and while testing a experimental explosive, he got his chance
boomstick: to get it to work she was forced to pray to being x
wiz: but due to the nature of the weapon, tanya refuses to use it again
boomstick: just goes to show, the former salary man truly earned the name, tanya the evil
tanya:"they say a thin line seperates genius and madness"
hakuto kunai dominates deathbattle[]
que demon lord retry theme
wiz: god like beings rise and fall constantly, some powerful, some intelligent
boomstick: so it's no surprise that in videogames, god level beings rise all the time, but for one gamer, he would take up the role of his avatar
wiz: this was akira oono, a man of aspiration and hope, he cares for many, but his character on a game he made was the oppositre, cold, cunning, and ruthless
boomstick: until the day he shut down all the servers, time froze and the world around him started to glow, he passed out and when he woke up, he was his avatar
wiz: it wasn't long until he took up his characters name, hakuto kunai
boomstick: man i wish i had kunai in my name, that's just badass
wiz: anyways, upon arrival to a new, fantasy world hakuto found a young girl being chased by a demon, where he promptly slaughtered it and was dubbed, a demon lord
boomstick: which is the whole reason he was summoned in the first place, you see this cult tried to summon a demon lord through some genie like being, but instead kunai was summoned and upon meeting this being it gave him a ring that greatly inhances all his abilities
wiz: and if you haven't figured it out by now, he has alot of them, he's inmensily strong able to lift and throw mountains, plus due to the nature of his character he's a master martial artist
boomstick: he's immune to physical damage to the point he can walk through even attacks that aborb others, he can move his fist so fast trained eyes can't track it, heck this one guy who tracked light had trouble seeing his punch
wiz: if he slashes the air just give up because your eyes will get slashed and if that doesn't blind you, well you'll have to deal with a sand like substance that emits from his left hand, it fills the air and blind anyone who hasn't lost there sight
boomstick:plus he carries a shit ton of knives and using one knife, while swinging his arms faster than light he generates a powerful force building up until he throws it into the chest of an enemy, detonating them
wiz: he can cause direct damage one third the power of his stats to his opponent, same with defence all by waving his hand, cause a giant goldenn hammer to appear over head and when it hits the ground creates a shockwave that once shook a continent
boomstick: and that's on the weaker side of his moveset, he can lower the defense of an enemy ten percent with a snap, intimidate people so much it takes away another ten percent, increase his power 30 percent, alot of stats involved in this guy
wiz: it makes sense since out of all isekai characters anywhere, kunai is the most straight forward, compared to the others, kunai has mostly physcal and stat based abilities
boomstick: not to say he has no abilities outside of that, he does have quite a few, but his other abilities are in a greater scale and amount, for example by activating his skill judgment, if someone is a higher level than him then they take 8 damage for each level, on top of an inital 30 damage
wiz: plus he can increase it's power by two plus add another 40 to the inital damage, plus he can increase the chances of a critical hit by 30 percent
boomstick: he can also break through skills that are supposed to stop combo attacks
wiz: he up his power amd defense 10 percent, heal himself through meditation, no matter how much damage he's sustained, even if he's lost a limb or is near death
boomstick: or he can heal himself instantly through the magic of, say it with me, anime bullshit. plus he can summon a shadow like being that acts as a grim reaper, it has sickle which is a mini scythe and kunai has a full comtrol over it and everything, plus he can increase all attacks by 40, last one i swear
wiz: he can activate a ability that increases the power of all he sees that he considers a friend, plus himself
boomstick: this is getting repetive so ima just say how much is left that he can add, he has two seperate beserker like modes which combined add 100 attack, defence, and speed, and plus 1000 to his health
wiz: but now, we should adress, something that we probably should have adressed first
boomstick: the admistartive comands, he can create items from thin air, like swords, guns, or more knives, as if his several hundred knives weren't enough, he also can use it tp teleport to places hes been before, store items, and scan the make up and stats of items
wiz: one time this power whiped a entire mountain from existence, this power has been said to pale in comparision of kunais full potential, but if kunai truly gets serious, he unleashes the dragon within
boomstick: using adminstrative comands he can change to the one character more powerful than kunai, this is, zero kirisame, as zero his power explodes, once stated to be 20 billion of times more powerful than this demon lord who could whipe out galaxies
wiz: even kunai was able to over power the demon lord without much effort, he even said his power was so much higher that he put in no effort
boomstick: and of course with an all new form comes all new super over powered abilities, like how by preforming a three hit combo he punches the ground creating a fucking spirit dragon
wiz: he can throw a punch as fast as lightning, send out dozens of kicks in a large area ending with a kick that shattered a mountain, plus when fighting someone, depending on how many theyve killed he gains 5 to his stats, adding on the more his opponent has killed, plus he can up this by another 10 for each kill
boomstick: zero is a martial arts master, and has even said he's never truly gone all out, but that leads into the downside of zero, akira has no control over him, he has a mind of his own he's brave, noble and willing to do anything to protect others
wiz: but still, kunai doesn't just have overpowered abilities, his power truly shines with the amount of gear he carries, like how his knifes can cause a burn like effect on enemies
boomstick: thats cool and all but he really needs to get past his smoking problem
wiz: thats mild heaven ciggarette, a item kunai has on his person at all time, it heals kunai on the fly when he can't use his other methods of healing
boomstick: plus he had a satanic ring that increased his power but it got destroyed but because its apart of his gear were giving it to him anyway
wiz: this ring has the capabilities to grant wishes to its users, but only one wish per user, but it also increases the users power ten fold and gives him a higher resistance to magic
boomstick: but even a badass like kunai aren't without there faults, kunai is skilled and all but he has lost fights, like how he lost to this bitch mary
wiz: also kunai can be to nice sometimes choosing to risk it all to save everyone but himself over saving only those he can and escaping with his life
boomstick: still even with his flaws kunai continues to prove he's no push over
wiz: if you mess with this demon lord, you will regret it
kunai:"dont let other people determine your worth for you"
hajime nagumo is the strongest on deathbattle[]
que arifureta theme
wiz: imagine a world where magic existed, where monsters exist, where magical places known as labrinths hold the key to ultimate power
boomstick: well turns out there is a place like this, and the god of this planet was a complete bastard
wiz: creating the labrinths with the intention to have the monsters inside gaurd ten rings that hold the key to his power, plus can surpass it
boomstick: humans kept going for these rings and the god laughed as they fell, but he felt bad for the humans so he summoned 21 people from another world
wiz: this was, a class of high school students, which he gave incredible magical abilities, except for one
boomstick: this was hajime nagumo, he had nothing interesting in his past life but in this new one he stuck out like a sore thumb, having now magic he had to quickly learn to use a blade, and he became pretty good at it
wiz: but sword fighting wasn't all he needed to win a fight, and to be quiet frank it wouldn't be useful for later parts of the labrinth
boomstick: one of his classmates saw this and ended up redirecting someones attack to hit hajime and send him flying off a cliff sending him to his death
wiz: or at least, thats what he had hoped would happen, turns out hajime is alot tougher than his class mate had thought, surviving the fall he had found he did lose an eye
boomstick: plus this bear monster cut off his arm only seconds later so he retreated to a nearby cave and found his ultimate healing source, holy water
wiz: a rare elimental healing source and turns out it also grants the abilty to absorb the powers of whatever hajime eats, plus granted him alchemy
boomstick: using this he set up a trap for a wolf monster with electric abilities, and after eating its meat he made himself a revolver and bullets, because fuck overpowered abilities lets use guns instead, you know i like this guys style
wiz: after rampaging through the labrinth he got to the end while also saving a vampire girl he named yue earlier on, he got the first ring, the ring, of creation
boomstick: its self explanatory with it hajime can creat things from thin air, like a second revolver, or his kick ass metal arm which seems to be indestructable
wiz: though the first ring was the start, he made it his goal to leave this world and return home, and to do that he needed all ten rings, and he had all he needed to retrieve them
boomstick: he has all the abilities of the monsters he's eaten, like how he can double jump as many times as he want, shock enemies and create a electric barrier around his body
wiz: he can turn invisible, create a barrier made of the air, reinforce his legs for a tougher kick, send out blades of pressurized wind, even send out up to three at the same exact moment combining them to one that cuts six angles at a time, plus use them as swords up close and personal
boomstick: he can see in the dark, see farther than he reasonably should, see invisible things, and even sense the presance of others, this guy is just another character that utilizes anime bullshit
wiz: these aren't even a 1 16th of his offensive choices, while he doesn't have the most choices of everyone we will or have talked about today, he definetly is close to it
boomstick: he can hide his presence so well being who can sense a soul approaching them couldn't sense him, create after images that stay until hit, resist any status effect, perfectly predict an enemies moves, and harden his skin to a point its near indestructable
wiz: he can increase his striking power by hardening his arms, cast fear onto others with a glance, telepathically comunicate with others
boomstick: perfectly track others, move in stopped time and access his limit breaks, super modes where he increases his power, theres three of these so lets talk about them
wiz: his first limit break, lets him increase his stats by three times, when normal hajime could beat the snot out of demons which are stated able to detonate galaxies with a simple snap, and hajime took one down without using any ability just his revolvers which hajime is much, much more powerful than
boomstick: so he's three times greater than his base, but the form only lasts 5 to 10 minutes but with how fuck all powerful it is people won't be lasting more than 1 his next one, overload, it increases all abilities and stats by 5, this one last much longer but risks the user falling fatigue and needing rest, hey not everyone is perfect
wiz: his last one is called transendance, this is his strongest limit break and his usaul go to for super forms, which it doesn't grant some magor power boost. consider it like ultra instinct, instead of a power boost it makes the user a master of all they specialize in, and hajime specializes in hand to hand, sword fighting, and his favortie martial art that he uses above all else, gun kata
boomstick: think of it like karate or judo but with guns, speaking of which, remember how we mentioned that hajime has much more offensive options, well he's one of few isekai, or anime characters in general smart enough to stock pile guns and thanks to creation magic he can basically summon them from thin air, and like all proud gun owners, he gives these weapons names
wiz: his revolvers, donner and schlag, are his obvious go to in weaponry, carrying them on him at all times they are more powerful than even the strongest anti tank rifle and are powerful enough to destroy holy armor, which can take hits from demons and be left unscathed, but keep in mind, these are only his weakest guns
boomstick: the schlagen is a anti tank rifle ten times more powerful than his revolvers, it can only fire one shot at a time but when it takes out pretty much everything in one go, who needs more than one bullet
wiz: he even upgraded it into the schlagen A-A, a more powerful varient that shoots a beam like projectile instead of a bullet, while it still can only fire one shot at a time, theres no reload required so hajime can spam it if he chooses to
boomstick: metzelei is a mini gun that fires 12,000 rounds a second, and its more powerful than hajimes normal revolvers, so its like getting hit with thousands of anti tank rifles at once
wiz: he even upgraded it to hold more, and now it can be fire 72 thousand rounds a minute
boomstick: the orkan is a rocket launcher that can hold 12 rockets at a time and each one can abliterate hords of demons
wiz: the angi orkan can fire 300 weaker but more effective missles that home enemies
boomstick: the pile bunker shoot a metal beam able to blast through the toughest of things and he made a upgrade to it that makes it automatic firing
wiz: the alvus is a shot gun that fires poisoness needle shots, the cross bits are turents that float around and can form a shield so tough even reality warping attacks don't affect it, the cross velts are like cross bits but faster and more powerful but they can't form a shield
boomstick: he has a magic powered flame thrower that shoots flames as hot as 3000 celvin, his chakrams are like a cross between shuriken and chakram which are disc like blades, or just bey blades, it can mve at high speeds and actually summon a small portal in the middle hajime can use to redirect bullets or throw a really good punch through
wiz: he even made a varient that increases in size, this lets hajime create larger scale portals, though its not like he needs them, more on that later, he also has a bola that causes targets to float when hit by it, and his by far, strongest gun, the hyperion
boomstick: which sounds like some water type shit but its actually way cooler and way, way killier, its a laser beam that incinerates anything it touches, doesn't matter what it is, it will be destroyed if it makes contact with this guns beam
wiz: he even made a better version of it, theres also the mirror bits, which can reflect sunlight and turn that into a beam, the rose helios is a bomb that can destroy continents if charged with enough sunlight, and the solar bombs are upgraded from that
boomstick: he has a satelite that shoots light that brings back the dead, a lance that shoots bullets, a meteor he keeps up in orbit, and a shield that can deflect light based attacks, plus a better version of this that keeps a force field around him
wiz: he doesn't just have guns, his golems are like robots, each one serving a seprate funchion, the ornis are bird like golems that are mostly meant for intel, arachnae is a spider golem that is used for spying, and summon a entire army of them called the grim reaper, and summon the super miledy, a golem trumps the rest in strength and durability
boomstick: and thats not all, call now and he'll get the rest of his overpowered as all shit equipment
wiz: with everything it's no wonder hajime can easily take over labrinths in less than a day, and it wasn't long until the other 9 rings were all his
boomstick: he can now control gravity in anyway he wants to, create a gravity field, decrease the gravity of others, cause thing to float even invert gravity to cause him to walk on walls and shit, plus think of it kinda like telepathy because he can move and throw stuff with his mind
wiz: with spacial magic he controls space itself, he can erase the space between him and another person,create invisible barriers, control the very earth around him, teleport, or just whipe his opponents from existence
boomstick: with restoration magic he can restore things to there previous state, even himself, he can use this to heal himself or teammates, repair his guns if there broken or send opponents back to a weaker state
wiz: with spirit magic he can control the souls of others, pullling them out of there bodies, turning people into puppets, or just destroying there soul with a snap
boomstick: evolution magic is the definition of true anime bullshit, imagine you could send something to its greatest potential with a snap, well hajime can do that, its overpowered, and entirely broken
wiz: he can even use it on other magic rings and actually made them so powerful it surpassed the very god they were made from the power of, but were finally getting into what maybe two of hajimes most useful rings
boomstick: with metomorphasis magic he can change a persons looks, even morph them to hideos monstrosities, he once even change a guy who had indestructable skin back to a normal human
wiz: and composite magic lets hajime define the very rules of his world, it lets him do what he wants in any way he wants, even use it to surpass the very god that sunmmoned him there, which he actually fought and beat
boomstick: this god is no slouch either, its one of four gods that made the multiverse, or a infinite plain that existence sits on
wiz: this god even traveled between two worlds that were 4 billion miles apart in a second, thats 77 billion times past light speed, and hajime kept up casually
boomstick: hajime also took hits from this god and didn't even flinch, and even resisted this gods attempt at whiping him from existence, jesus is hajime just that overpowered, can anything beat him
wiz: well a smart enough opponent could shoot out his other eye forcing hajime to have to use his demon eye
boomstick: oh yeah, hajime is half demon and his demon eye is well, anime bullshit, while it doesn't increase his power, it increases his foresight to where he could predict unpredictable movement, detect others around him even if usually they are undetectable
wiz: but what he claims to be his most powerful item isn't his rings, guns, or demon eye, its his chain, deny all existence
boomstick: this chain is embued with rot magic and makes someone who touches it feel pain even if they normally wouldn't, it also can rot items and other things with a touch, to the point things are destroyed at the molecular level
wiz: hajime can swing this so fast that with in a second theres nothing left of a person, its a quick, and painful death, and something no one wants to expierence
boomstick: hajime is badass but even he has his faults, he's a genius and great planner but if a opponent catches him off gaurd he's going to at least take alot of damage
wiz: but after everything hajime-
boomstick: made his own harem, yes im ganna point this out because god damn me if i said i wasn't jeleous
wiz: and after that, beating the god of the world, and making a key that can send him back to his world, he left, he returned home with his, ahem, harem, hajime was a different man, he truly became, the worlds strongest
hajime: "even the nice people have their limits, don't try to reach that point because the nicest people, are also the scariest people when they've had enough"
kazuma takes a gamble on deathbattle[]
que konosuba theme
wiz: what would you do, if the one you love broke your heart, would you mourn over it, would you say screw it and move on
boomstick: for some, they just can't handle it and cut themselves out from society, this was exactly the case, for kazuma satou
wiz: at a young age kazuma had a crush on his close friend and she promised to marry kazuma when they got older
boomstick: until the third year of middle school where she ditched him for a thug like upper classmen, man woman suck sometimes, seriously why abandon nice guys for guys that will definitely treat you like shit
wiz: with that aside, kazuma stopped attending school and took up online mmorpg games, he became obsessed with killing monsters on those games and started to think it was the only thing that truly brought him joy
boomstick: until one day he went out for once, he saw a woman and thought she was about to be hit by a truck so he tried saving her, but turns out the drama was for nothing cause it was a tractor and being convinced he was run over, kazuma died of shock... man this guy is underwhelming
wiz: after dieing he met the goddess aqua who was told to send him to another world and to let him bring, one thing of his choosing
boomstick: and after being an absolute snog kazuma decided "I ain't taking this shit" and decided to take her with him
wiz: now stuck in a fantasy world kazuma gained access to, magic, and being an isekai character he's got quiet a bit of it
boomstick: he carries a bunch of tools because his magic requires them, like bind, a attack that uses a rope carried on the user that binds around a opponent, its pretty weak but still useful as a quick distraction
wiz: he can disarm any traps in an area with a snap, plus detect traps, and can summon any who he considers an enemy
boomstick: with the skill lurk kazuma becomes basically undectable, and even turn invisible, he can escape a situation if at any point its possible, basically a weak teleportation, plus he can be a little shit and teleport items from enemies to his hand
wiz: he's very proficient with a blade, being one of the best swordsmen in the kingdom, and of course he has picked up the skills of a wizard
boomstick: he can summon a small fire that consumes his hands or he can just put the fire on his finger tips for a scratch attack
wiz: he can summon stones to his hand and launch them at high speeds, summon and control water. and increase the air pressure of his breathing to launch others back
boomstick: he can freeze people solid with a touch, shoot fire balls. and even generate lightning from his body... that also hurts him
wiz: he can create a large surge of blinding light, unlock any lock with a snap, and use his friend megumins signature move, explosion
boomstick: this attack is the weakest of explosion magic but learning it at all is a testimate to kazuma's skills, and its power is definetly worth the amount of mana required, sometimes able to cause a user unable to move for 24 hours
wiz: it once destroyed a entire valley in one go, judging by the size of the valley compard to kazuma, the explosive yield to do this would be worth 3 thousand megatons of tnt
boomstick: but his best ability is his teleportation, and how many uses there are for it, he can teleport items and people to or away from him, teleport himself anywhere he wants, in a certain radius. and for further travel he has three markers that let him teleport to those locations out of reach
wiz: or he can use whats probably his strongest technique, teleporting others to the afterlife, when he does this they go to a spirit like state and are technically dead
boomstick: but thats not all the abilities he has, he's amazing with a bow even able to shoot someone from miles away with one, drain the mana of others and add it to his, but it takes awhile and against foes with alot of mana it doesn't do much
wiz: he can increase his vison, unconsiouly dodge attacks in a certain range of speed, create and boost traps, create golems
boomstick: heal himself, kill about anyone with a stab to the back like the spy, read lips perfectly, hear secret conversations from a distance. is a exceptional cook, and is a expert blacksmith
wiz: hes achieved everything he's ever done because of two factors, his luck, and his intelligence
boomstick: he's basically the ultimate gambler, he rarely loses, actually only time he's ever lost a gamble was against the very goddess of luck and even then she got a run for her money
wiz: he's even caused a casino to gi bankrupt once, his luck also comes in handy when in battle since it increases his chances of getting hits or attacks hitting him
boomstick: plus he's a tatical genius, it saves him alot since he understands luck alone won't win every fight, and to be fair, he's not wrong
wiz: but even with all of this in mind, kazuma has more flaws than one would think
boomstick: he's smart, but he's cocky, arrogant, and naive, he's constantly thinking he's won whenever a opponent is done and has trouble paying attention at times
wiz: but all of this can be drawn back to one problem, one reason why, kazuma is infact, still a kid
boomstick: technically a 16 year old but the way he acts actually makes sense with that in mind
wiz: but even with his faults kazuma has done more than most could ever dream of, so its no surprise he's well known as a character that while stupid at times, is a well made character, to some at least
kazuma: i yearn for true gender equality, I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient"
pre fight[]
wiz: ok the combatants are set, its time to end this debate once and for all
boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATHBATTLE!!!!!!!!
deathbattle[]
art style-hand drawn or sprite mixed with hand drawn bits
(warning the intro alone is long but i hope to make it the shortest part of this)
part 1- intro[]
ainz ooal gown[]
ainz wonders a strange temple, a gaurd jumps out and tries swinging a sword but he simply snaps and the gaurd falls dead, ainz walks to find large doors before walking through them to find a portal, glowing a bright red
ainz: a portal, is the relic i was told about on the other side
he approaches it and sticks his hand through
ainz: doesn't seem to be all that dangerous, prehaps this will be, more interesting than i first thought
ainz walks through and it closes behind him
naofumi iwatani[]
naofumi walks through a cave, he came in here looking for a artifact rumored able to be used by the gaurdians
naofumi: where is it
he trips and falls down a hole, he lands infront of large doors
naofumi: I'll take it that's the place
he gets up and walks through the door seeing a red portal on the far side
naofumi: there, this must lead to it
he walks to it and through it
hajime nagumo[]
hajime lands on the ground and shoots two monsters that attempt to attack him, he finds two large golems infront of a large door but they don't attack, they step to the side as he approachs the door and puts his finger on a com like device
hajime: yue, I'll be investigating this device on my own. if it truly sends me back to my world I'll let you know
yue: then me and the others follow, correct
hajime: correct
he pushes the doors open and once he walks through they slam shut behind him as he comes face to face with a red portal
hajime: i suppose this would be the device
hajime walks through
satou kazuma[]
kazuma wanders a old castle until finding a stair case
kazuma: wonder where this leads
kazuma takes a step before tripping over a vine and beginning to fall, hitting every single step before landing at the bottom of the stairs
kazuma: owe, why the hell is there so many steps
kazuma stands up and looks a strange glowing red
kazuma: nope
kazuma looks back twards the strairs before stepping on a strange poping out step, the floor beneath him turns to a slope, it keeps getting steeper until it might as well be a fall, kazuma tries holding onto thestairs but quickly falls as he screams falling into the portal
kazuma: why always me
rimuru tempest[]
rimuru walks through the cave veldora was sealed in, he walks through a coordoor before noticing a glow in the shape of a door
rimuru: odd, never seen this before, hey veldora
veldora: yes rimuru
rimuru: did you know of the secret door over here
veldora: yes, if I'm correct that one contains a interdimensional portal
rimuru: ok
he walks through the door and looks at the portal
rimuru: lets do this
veldora: do what?
rimuru jumps through the portal as veldora puts his hand over his face
diablo[]
diablo walks through a cave, he takes out three monsters that try attacking but get killed rather quickly
diablo: heh, this quest is one of the easiest I've ever seen
diablo comes to a small hole and crawls through it, finding a large door that he puts his hand on
diablo: well now, lets see what treasures you hold
he kicks the door open and looks around, its an empty room, only thing in it, is a glowing red portal
diablo: ok, maybe you have the treasure inside
diablo walks through the portal
tanya von degurechaff[]
tanya walks through the halls of a enemy war ship, carrying a pistol as two men turn the corner and point a gun at her
man 1: that must be the intruder
man 2: I just signaled for back up, for now let's-
before he can finish tanya shoots both in the head before forming a devilish smirk
tanya: why don't ypu two shut up, maybe you wouldn't have been killed
she walks to a door and shoots through it before opening it
man 3: p-please, don't kill us
she ignores the request as she shoots each person in the room before looking at a control panel
tanya: well now, this must be the thing i came for am i correct
she looks at the man who was shot in the arm
man 3: i-i warn you, messing with interdimensional travel
tanya: you guys did it, I'm sure it can't be that hard
she starts it up before walking through a red portal that opens
shiroe[]
shiroe walks through forest, he looks down a cave as akatsuki lands next to him
akatsuki: master
shiroe: akatsuki, i believe i asked not to be followed
akatsuki: i appologise, i just wished to talk
they walk into the cave as there voices grow quite, the camera moves into the cave and shows them walking through several cordors before finding a large set of doors
shiroe: your dismissed akatsuki
akatsuki: what, but master
shiroe: fine, wait out here, if something happens, I'll call for you, understood
akatsuki: but... yes, understood master
shiroe walks in to see a red portal, he walks through it
subaru natsuki[]
subaru travels along a road, he searches the side in search of a cave he was tasked to find
subaru: where is it, it shouldn't be far from here
he searches a little before tripping and rolling down into the cave hitting his head several times before hitting the bottom and breaking his neck, he disappears and respawns back on the road staring at the now visible cave
subaru: well, it was painful but i found the cave
he jumps in and slides down before noticing a red portal
subaru: that must be where the artifact is
he walks through
seiya ryuuguuin[]
seiya walks through a cave, punching through walls until coming across a empty room with a portal at the end of it
rista: hey seiya, is that it
seiya: no, the artifact rumored to be down here, must be through there
rista: so, we going to go get it
seiya: I'll go
rista: i better not have to resummon you again
seiya: don't worry, even if... he, goes for it, I'm prepared this time
rista: if that man is there, you better run
seiya looks away and says nothing before walking through the portal
hakuto kunai[]
kunai walks through a small village, in search of a well rumored to have a strange artifact in the bottom
kunai: ahem, excuse me, sir
man 4: yeah?
kunai: do you know where the "wishing" well is?
man 4: oh ummm, yeah, turn the corner at that street then it should be straight ahead
kunai: thank you sir
he walks to the well and looks down to see a strange red portal he jumps down and falls through it
kirito[]
kirito walks through a city, he's looking to find a location for his new gaming company
kirito: there's got to be a good place, somewhere around here
his phone truns on as yue's voice is heard
yue: daddy. is everything ok
kirito: yeah, you got any locations for the company
yue: mommy sent a message saying she found a place, ill guide you there now
kirito: ok thank you yue
he gets to the building and walks in, he starts looking for asuna then assumes she left
kirito: odd, i thought she wanted us to meet her here
yue: well, lets keep looking, I'm sure she's here somewhere
they walk into a empty room and look around for a moment before turning around ready to leave but a red glow starts behind him, he turns and lets yue see, a red portal is behind them, they walk through to finally reveal a waiting room like area but with no doors or posters, he find only he is in there and his clothing has changed to that of his sao look
kirito: what the
he looks as someone walks through the portal behind him, he turns to see a man in glasses and a cloak
shiroe: hmm, kirito?
kirito: shiroe? i thought you disappeared a few years ago, wow you have not changed
shiroe: oh, yeah. i got trapped in log horizon
kirito: so much has happened since you disappeared
as they talk hajime turns visible behind them and speaks up
hajime: sorry to break up this reuinion but i believe we should learn who each other are
kirito: oh umm yeah, I'm
right before he could finish what he was saying ainz walks through a portal and looms over kirito and shiroe
ainz: hmmm
he looks at hajime, then back at the two infront of him
ainz: i suppose this is not the location of the relic i came looking for
shiroe: so your in search of the item as well
hajime: the one that can transport people between worlds
ainz: correct
shiroe: were you in search of the relic kirito
kirito: no, i was looking for a location for my gaming company that I'm starting
as they speak a man flies through the portal and nearly crashes into hajime who side steps and kazuma crashes into the wall. kazuma stands up and rubs his neck
kazuma: damn it, my everything hurts
shiroe: here
shiroe heals kazuma who springs up and looks around
shiroe: so, you three, who are you
hajime steps up and is about to say something before seiya walks through the portal and locks eyes with hajime
seiya: you
hajime: so your alive, thoyught you were killed after our last encounter
seiya: i wasn't prepared for you before, now I'm completely prepared for your tricks
they get into fighting stance before ainz steps in
ainz: calm down, both of you, we don't know where we are or why the artifact we came for isn't here, for now we should introduce ourselves
naofumi walks out from behind the portal and looks at the group
naofumi: he's right, fighting eachother is pointless right now
diablo walks through the portal before looking at naofumi, then the others
diablo: well now, artifact isn't here so ima head back
he turns to leave before kunai flies through the portal hitting diablo in the gut and launching him back everyone making room for him to hit as shiroe sighs and starts healing him
kunai: hmmm, odd. so wheres the artifact
naofumi: it's not here
kunai: great, i was hoping this would be quick but aparently not
naofumi: so, how many more will be here
hajime: my foresight says, two more
as he says that rimuru walks through and looks around before getting bumped into by subaru who falls through and nearly hits the floor but rimuru catchs the back of his track suit before putting him on his feet
rimuru: who are all of you?
before anyone can answer the portal begins to close but beforeits fully closed tanya flies through
hajime: odd, there should of been 11
seiya: what makes you say that?
hajime: the fact there's 11 seats in the room
they look at eachother before everyone takes a seat except hajime who looks around
hajime: so, lets begin with introductions, ahem, when i point at you introduce yourself, but before that, I'm hajime nagumo, I'm 24 and got sent to another world when i was in highschool, since then I've become who you see, now, you
he points at seiya who nods before standing up
seiya: I'm seiya ryuuguuin, I'm overly cautious and work for the gods to whipe out demon kings
hajime nods before pointing at kunai who stands up as seiya sits down
kunai: I'm hakuto kunai, i used to make games and when i went to shut off a server i got trapped in my avatar
hajime nods before pointing at shiroe, this goes on until everyone has introduced themselves
tanya: so, whats the plan
kirito; don't know, but lets figure it out later, for now one of us should bust through these walls
rimuru: i tried earlier, it seems to have a barrier around it
kirito: hmmm, yui, you there
yui appears infront of him as everyone looks
kirito: everyone, this is my daughter yui, yui say hi
yui: its a pleasure to meet you all, as for the walls, theres definetly a barrier, but it also appears that were in a simulation, right now all your real bodies are else where
hajime: what
???: right on yui, young las like you is very intelligent, but what else did i expect from a top notch ai
subaru: where are you, who are you
kazuma draws his blade as subaru pulls out his whip
kazuma: show yourself
???: calm yourselves, all of you, this is... a test, you may call me ring master and your in the new state of the art, d.b.s.
shiroe: d.b.s.?
ring master: death battle simulator, its made to keep combatants on deathbattle from truly killing eachother, oh right, don't worry you all and your loved ones will be sent back to earth after wards but the winner recieves the rare artifact that grants travel between worlds
rimuru: so we have to fight for it
ring master: bingo, hit it right on the nose, now, lets make this room a bit bigger for your fight
it starts to expand until the arena is holding several planets, even a few stars
ring master: there, that should be big enough
ainz looks at hajime then kirito and shiroe, the three walk over to him as a shadow casts around them
ainz: ahem, if its ok, i wish to work with you three at the begining, we don't know much of everyone elses power sets so it's for the best that we work together
kirito: strategically and logically it makes sense
shiroe: plus I'm a support class so to last awhile i need to team up and you three are some of the most powerful here, that rimuru guy is a threat though, i can tell just by looking at him
hajime: we'll deal with him when we need to, for now, lets focus on winning
meanwhile rimuru talks to diablo who seems to be following
diablo: come on, I'm sure we can make a great team
rimuru keeps walking before looking back
rimuru: how do i know you'll be completely reliable
diablo: because, I'm diablo, a demon lord with immense power
rimuru: well melime and i work well together and you don't seem far off from her, if she was calmer that is
diablo: so is that a yes
rimuru turns and nods his head before ranga emerges from his shadow
ranga: so, rimuru do you have a plan
rimuru: yes, let them kill each other and take the win when there's only one or two left
diablo: and me?
rimuru: don't worry, I'll have you as back up, once its just me and you we'll fight one on one
diablo chuckles while kunai watches from a distance, he jumps back and lands next to tanya who holds a sniper to her face aiming at diablos head
tanya: should i take the shot
kunai: no, not right now at least, for now follow me
tanya: who made you the boss
kunai: I'm more powerful than you
tanya: fine, I'm only using you for up close combat, you know that right
kunai: of course i do, but if you die, theres nothing i can do, you understand correct
tanya nods as kunai and her walk into the darkness of the forest
seiya and naofumi climb a mountain miles away from the starting area, the two get to the sumit before sitting down and observing the area where kazuma and subaru stare each other down
seiya: so you wanted to know more about hajime
naofumi: you said you fought him before, what powers and abilities does he have
seiya: yeah, while some parts are fuzzy, i do remember he used guns, lots of them, he also could manipulate the space around him and control gravity, but that's about it
naofumi: that's fine, i have enough info to begin preperation, help me collect rocks and other mineral into my shield
seiya nods as the camera pans to the stand off of kazuma and subaru, they both sigh before rushing eachother
part two- fight start[]
subaru cracks his whip at kazuma who blocks using his sword, it happens a few more times before kazumalifts his hand up and sends a flash of light blinding subaru for a moment before subaru forms a shield of shadows around him kazuma hits it but it does nothing, a fist forms and hits kazuma in the gut launching him away before he gets caught by hajime who lifts him up and throws him to the side
ainz: shadow manipulation, interesting
kirito moves quickly before pulling both his swords and starting to hit the shadow barrier multiple times before looking up
kirito: star burst stream
kirito starts hitting the barrier hundreds of times before breaking through and cutting subaru to bits, but time rewinds a few seconds and this time subaru jumps back kirito looks at subaru shocked
hajime: time manipulation... no, its not that complicated
hajime lifts his hand up and teleports behind subaru before kicking him launching him into a tree, before pulling his revolvers and firing detonating more of subaru after each shot, but time stops and rewinds to before hajime kicked subaru, subaru teleports away and looks at them from afar
subaru: nope, not dealing with this
subaru gets away while hajime and his group look to find kazuma had left, they look around for a second before they all walk away, meanwhile kazuma emerges from a river gasping for air before looking up to see a mountain, seiya and naofumi on top looking down on him
seiya: looks like kazuma has found us, shall we dispatch of him
naofumi: not now, he could be useful, he said he had luck on his side, maybe having him around could keep us alive till the end
kazuma stares for a second before dodging a gun shot as kunai holds a pistol in the air. naofumi and seiya jump down and tanya fires a machine gun and naofumi creates a air shield blocking the shots, kunai jumps up and punches the shield and it shatters launching naofumi back, seiya draws his sword and goes to attack but kunai pulls a knife and blocks before punching seiya in the gut and launching him back, seiya catches himself as he flies back before shooting hellfire at kunai who dodges and jumps up before kicking seiya in the face and launching him back, seiya starts flying at high speeds before grabbing naofumi and kazuma and flying off
seiya: damn it, etrernal pheonix
the pheonix forms and goes for kunai who simply throws a knife at it and it quickly is dispearsed
kunai: try sniping them
tanya: understood
tanya pulls her two snipers and starts shooting naofumi blocks shots coming twards him as kazuma just barely dodges shots coming twards him, it doesn't take long for the three to get out of sight on the planet above the one the others were on
kunai: great. well, can you fly?
tanya: actually i can, but for now, going after them would be pointless
as they look in the direction that seiya and the other two flew to subaru watches quitly before kunai notices him aims and fires a pistol at subaru hitting subaru and blowing his brains out but time rewinds and hajime notices and looks in the direction of the gun shot
hajime: it happened again
kirito: yeah, i felt it
yui: the gun shot came from that way
she points twards a mountain and they rush off in that direction seeing subaru and hajime pulls out the angi orkan and fires the shots going all across the mountain side, tanya sees this grabs diablo and starts flying off at high speeds as time starts to rewind it happens again but subaru forms a shadow shield around him this time, subaru shoots bullets of pur darkness from the shield and they start to fly twards shiroe but kirito jumps infront of him and starts swinging at high speeds blocking all the bullets before ainz lifts his hand up and shoots a fire ball at the shield and subaru is launched through
yui: there, daddy i completed the scan of subaru, his ability is a spell based one. breaking the spell should let you put him down for good
kirito: yui, think you can break the spell yourself
yui: yes but, it's gonna take some time, but I'm already working on it so if he runs you can let him got
as she says this subaru looks up and forms shadow hands next to both his hands before launching them at ainz, they grab and wrap around him, they start twying to crush him but shiroe uses magic to increase his physical power and ainz quickly breaks out before looking at subaru who sighs before looking back at ainz
subaru: i can't lose here, beatrice, come out and help me
a burst of energy happens as beatrice appears and rushes hajime before shooting lightning at him but hajime simply walks through it, beatrice tries increasing the gravity around hajime but it does nothing. she tries nullifying this power but shiroe increases hajimes strength so hajim can still stand, kirito walks up swords drawn and beatrice creates a gravity field but kirito just keeps moving before cutting beatrice in half, but beatrice quickly regenerates
yui: daddy, I'm half way through the process, give me another 5 minutes and it'll be done
kirito: ok
as he says this beatrice tries stoping time but it does nothing to hajime and ainz whp walk up to her before she tries sending spikes from the earth at them but they stop as hajime snaps and they redirect into beatrice causing time to unfreeze, beatrice moves off them before teleporting to subaru and teleporting with him to a different world
subaru: damn it, there more powerful than i thought
beatrice: I'm sorry, but I won't be of much use from here
subaru: can you scout around, just be sure to wonder nearby my location
as beatrice starts moving away subaru turns invisible and intangable before floating down and postioning himself to where his face is the only thing above the groundmeanwhile rimuru and diablo dodge hellfire as seiya and naofumi get ready to fight with kazuma hanging in the back looking for a opening. diablo watches as seiya draws his sword before summoning his scythe, the two stare eachother down before seiya rushes diablo who blocks using the scythe before throwing off seiya who swings his sword at high speeds at diablo who dodges before swinging his scyhe at seiya who dodges before shooting lightning at diablo but diablo dodges and kicks seiya in the gut launching seiya back, naofumi stares down rimuru who signals to diablo to step down
rimuru: we'll fight them later, for now lets take off
rimuru grabs diablo and teleports with him to another location, meanwhile hajime blocks a attack as ainz looks at him
hajime: is now really a good time to train
ainz: yes, while we wait for kirito and shiroe to get back from setting those traps you gave them, yes of course
hajime: fair enough but still, we should be tracking subaru, with his immortality now gone and those two placing traps all over the woods, we should be searching for him
ainz grabs the lower half of his face while thinking before looking back at hajime
ainz: you make a valid point, but I'm afraid that if we were to do that we'd leave kirito and shiroe in the dust
hajime: then I'll go alone, it keeps shiroe out of harms way while also dealing with an enemy
ainz looks hajime in the eyes before sighing
ainz; before anything prove to me you can defend yourself
hajime: how?
ainz: see that planet, create a large amount of damage to it and I'll let you go
hajime snaps as the whole thing explodes from the inside out before reforming
hajime: happy
ainz: understood, go, just avoid combat with everyone but subaru, chances are they've seperated into teams just like us
hajime: ok, if i don't return, remember, let kirito and shiroe know i believe in them, that one of you three will win, understood ainz
hajime teleports away as ranga watches from the trees, he jumps into the shadows before running out of the forest and finding rimuru
rimuru: find anything ranga
ranga: yes rimuru, i found ainz and hajime talking, aparently subaru is vulnerable
rimuru: thats good, if subaru can't do anything then thats one competetor who's doomed
ranga: also rimuru, they said kirito and shiroe are setting traps all across the forest to the south
rimuru: i see, we'll avoid them for now, and later if we can, we'll destroy the forest and them in one foul swoop
diablo: anyways, i think that that subaru guy is one of the weakest here, so i should be able to abliterate him if you let me go
rimuru: ok, go but if you run into trouble I'm setting a telepathic link right now
he does so and once done diablo nods and runs off before he jumps with all his might landing on another planet, as he does he lands next to the kunai and tanya who quickly hide before he can see them, meanwhile subaru emerges from the ground and looks around before noticing beatrice on the ground weakened and beat down, before hajime lands on the ground next to her
hajime: wasn't easy to find you
subaru: so you decided to come after me
beatrice: I'm sorry, subaru, i tried to stop him
subaru: it's fine, not like I'm gonna die
hajime: sorry to tell you subaru, but yui hacked your powers and turned off your Immortality
subaru: so, this is it, last place, heh, well, not the worst time to die, i knew i wasn't winning, but i expected to at least out last that lucky bastard kazuma
hajime: I'm sorry, but, I'll make you an offer
subaru: what
hajime: hit me with your strongest attack, if it kills me, then you live, if i survive, then you die
subaru: o-ok
subaru closes his eyes as darkness begins to comsume the area, compressing into one spot, where hajime stands, hajime closes his eyes and blinks as he pulls the schlagen and aims it
hajime: I'm sorry subaru, but, at least you won't actually die, correct
subaru: heh, well, i gave it my best effort, but, you've won
hajime fires as it hits subaru in the chest subaru smiles as his body is abliterated leaving nothing but blood splatter
hajime: good luck in the real world
ko 1/11[]
hajime teleports away as it zooms out, to show a lab as subaru wakes up, he looks around to see the others, he stands up and looks down to see hajime
subaru: good luck
as he looks down doors open behind him, he turns to see ring master, wiz, boomstick, and deadpool walk in
deadpool: and then the nuke went off in my face and i was left nothing but dust, but, oh hey, one of them lost, hey there car brand, how you feeling
subaru: I'm, ok i guess
wiz: no odd side effects, good, i was worried i did it wrong
boomstick: i wish it had blown up in your face so i could laugh at your failure
ring master: anyways, so I'll send out the notice as soon as possible
subaru: notice
deadpool: you see marshal, or ring master as you know him, is in control of this simulation, and he's sending out a notice that you died plus who killed you, but now for the important stuff, your prize for sucking so much that you wounded up in last place, a brand new car
subaru: what
deadpool: well and your back on earth and your friends are in the city for monsters but more importantly a brand new car
he guides subaru outside to reveal a subaru impreza, as subaru looks at it deadpool dies laughing
subaru: where are my friends
deadpool: inside watching everything
subaru freezes up before looking deadpool dead in the eyes
subaru: SO EMILIA SAW EVERYTHING
deadpool: yup
subaru: damn it, now she might never have me be her gaurd again, maybe she'll move onto hajime or one of the others
subaru remains in a fetail possion while deadpool starts laughing again, meanwhile back in the simulation, everyone gets ready for the night, kirito, ainz, and shiroe work on a multi room log cabine and it seems close to finished as hajime teleports to the field, he sees the cabin in the middle and walks over to it, he walks in to find yui playing and running around on a wooden floor as ainz and kirito talk with shiroe sitting against a wall, they look at hajime and walk over
kirito: what do you think
hajime: it will do\
hajime walks over to the different areas creating items to put in them before going to the kitchen and creating a stove, fridge and other stuff and hooking them up to a generator that he charges up and places outside
hajime: ok, with that done, its best we get some sleep for tommorow
they head into there rooms as the camera pans to a different planet into a cave where it shows rimuru and diablo getting ready for the night
diablo: can't believe that hajime stole my kill
rimuru: just calm down diablo, this simulation is messed up but i need that artifact and i didn't even know about it when i found that portal
diablo: well, my traps are all set
rimuru: i just set up a barrier
diablo: so, what do you think youll do after you get out
rimuru: use the device to bring my kingdom to this world, i'd like to stay on earth where my people don't have to worry about constant attack, just, focus in living there lives
diablo: i see, well i was thinking of returning home
rimuru: why? earth is a great place to stay at for us to take our friends to, better life where there out of trouble
diablo: yeah, but if there's nothing to do, where is the fun in that
rimuru: you said you had friends, correct
diablo: yeah, three of them
rimuru: you want to keep them out of harms way, right?
diablo: bingo
rimuru: then stay on earth with them, join my kingdom, I've been thinking and well. you all can join the kingdom as well, fellow rulers, all of us appear fit for different, roles in the kingdom, shiroe can run the medical department, hajime helps run the military, and so on so forth
diablo: heh, how about this, if i lose, I'll join
rimuru: deal, but for now lets get some sleep for now
diablo nods as he lays back and falls asleep, rimuru does the the same as the camera pans to seiya, naofumi, and kazuma who wander a desert
kazuma: why are we here again
naofumi kneels down and plundges his shield into the sand as it begins to absorb sand into it naofumi creates a cabin with all to stay in for the night
kazuma: oh
seiya: his creation ability relies on resources, as long as he has the mass needed for the item, he can make it, so he's here to gather what he needs
they walk in and find beds inside and sit down
seiya: so, tonight, we will take turns standing gaurd, agreed
naofumi nods and looks at kazuma
naofumi: in the morning we'll discuss a plan
seiya: I'll take first watch, which of you will go second
kazuma: i might as well take second shift
seiya: ok then, well, you two get some sleep, I'll wake you up when its your turn kazuma
kazuma nods as he and naofumi lay down to get some sleep, about an hour later saiya sits infront of the house before hearing something on the roof, he flies up to see kazuma sitting watching, looking into the desert
kazuma: oh, hey seiya
seiya: kazuma, what are you doing
kazuma: couldn't sleep, so i climbed up here
seiya: ok, so how come you didn't tell me
kazuma: eh, figured you would,n't want to talk to me more than you needed to, I mean, you two ae only keeping me around for my luck
seiya: well, you aren't wrong but we still will be associates outside of the simulation and a friend like you or naofumi could be useful
kazuma: don't try acting like I'm useless, I've always been pathetic, only having luck to back me up
seiya: I'm sure there's more to you, you just have to dig deep to find it
kazuma: but, what if there really isn't anything good down there
seiya: then dig deeper, dig to the deepest depths if you must, everyone has a use, no matter what they think
kazuma: f-fine
seiya pats kazumas head
seiya: go and get some sleep, I'll walke you up when its your turn to stand watch
kazuma nods before jumping down and heading inside. meanwhile kunai sits in a tree above a sleeping tanya
kunai: well, this isn't how i imagined getting the relic, having to meet a bunch of new people and having to kill them, even making a new ally to work with
he lights a ciggarete before looking down at tanya
kunai: maybe in the morning i should ask you more about yourself, wo are you tanya
kunai lies back while he stares up to the sky
kunai: you seem to have far more to you than your letting on
kunai passes out as tanya sits up, looking at kunai before sighing
tanya: if you knew, you'd hate me, then again, why would i care, I'm not staying after this is done
being x: you humans fascinate me
tanya: yeah, how so
being x: your acting like you don't need the help of him when deep down you know you already consider him a companion
tanya: shut up, how many times are you going to bother me
being x: until you belive in me
being x fades as tanya flies up at high speeds and slams right into another planet, she gets up and starts hitting it repeatedly out of frustration before turning to notice shiroe standing behind her before she takes a deep breathe and looks him into the eyes
tanya: how much did you see
shiroe: enough to know you aren't saine, so tanya, you flew back into the starting forest, what do you think your doing here without, kunai
tanya: kunai is asleep inside a forest on a completely different planet, so i shouldn't have to worry
shiroe: would you like to come in
tanya: what?
shiroe: follow me
she follows shiroe to the wooden cabin and follows him in to find kirito, ainz, and hajime looking at her
tanya: hello
ainz: why is she here
shiroe: she seemed upset about something, so i figured id bring her back, get her a drink and send her out again
ainz: hmmm, ok kirito, please get her some tea
kirito nods as the others all sit at a table
tanya: shouldn't you all get some sleep
ainz: we tried but then we decided we should make a plan for tommorow
hajime: we don't know about every other competetor except seiya so we figured figuring out a plan would be for the best
tanya: it's not the worst idea, me and kunai were planning on going for naofumis group since they seem to be the odd ones out since naofumi can't use weapons and kazuma seems useless seiyas there only offensive choice
ainz: not completely, naofumi has a powerful defence and supposedly magic that can back it up
hajime: plus kazuma showed he could teleport to them, i saw while i was searching for subaru
tanya: i see
kirito walks in with five cups of green tea and passes them to the others, he sits down before looking at tanya
kirito: so, what was stresssing you
tanya sighs before looking at them
tanya: when i was alive, or well in my past life, i refused to believe in a god, and after a former co worker pushed me into a train, i found, being x, it claimed to be god and i refused to believe it, after i disrespected him, he turned me into this
ainz: so this isn't your first life?
tanya: no, before this life i was a successful buisness man
kirito: you were a guy?
tanya: yes, but in this new life, i became, different, i joined a army that killed others and is trying to take over the world, now i found out kunai is curious about me and id rather not lose the only companion i have here, at least, not until its just me and him, then I'll betray him, and reveal everything
hajime: so your insane, and now that kunai wants to see who you really are, but what does this have to do with being x?
tanya: he thinks i want to be friends with him after that, after this is done i plan on bringing the war to earth
hajime: I'm not gonna let that happen. so before this is over, i will kill you, but not right now
tanya nods before standing up
tanya: i think I've over stayed my selcome, i believe i should get going
tanya walks out before flying off at high speeds back to kunais location before laying back down and going to sleep
part 3- day two(i promise things will start kicking up from here)[]
tanya wakes up to see hajime standing over her, she jumps to her face as she notices kunai talking to kirito and ainz she sighs
tanya: not here to fight
hajime: we would, but on our way here we saw rimuru destroy one of the planets so we figured wed warn you two and go back to our hunt for the naofumi group
tanya: what. how
as the tremble in her voice is heard hajime, ainz, and even kunai chuckle
hajime: why get scared, i thought you were gonna win
he walks past as kirito, shiroe, and shiroe follow close behind
tanya: damn bastard
kunai: you ok
tanya: no, i just found out someone destroyed a planet, thats unheard of levels of power
kunai: no, not really, i could match that power easily
tanya: what
as she looks in shock a snap is heard, they turn to see diablo with a devilish smirk
diablo: looks like I've found my first victims. time to kill
kunai puts his hands up before tanya puts her hand up to stop kunai
tanya: I'll deal with him
kunai: if i can't even handle rimurus henchman, what use am i to you
kunai: well conversation is nice
tanya rushes tward diablo who diablo lifts his hand up and sends out a explosion, tanya dodges and kicks diablo in the face before pulling her flame thrower and trying to light diablo on fire, diablo slaps tanya to the side and then knees her into a tree
diablo: freeze
ice consumes the area as kunai breaks out quickly and so does tanya who then pulls the mp 40 and firing it at diablo who dodges all the shots quickly before tanya throws a model 39 grenade before ducking behind a tree, the grenade explodes and launches diablo back, diablo catches himself and snaps as tanya steps on a rock that explodes launching her back she cathces herself before moving at blinding speeds hitting diablo all over his body before kicking him on the back of the head, diablo quickly bitch slaps tanya launching her through several trees, she stands up and notices her arm was dislocated, she relocates it before pulling her mondragon and firing at diablo who pulls his scythe and blocks each shot before rushing tanya and trying to swing his scythe at her but she ducks down and sweeps his legs and then kicks diablo in the the gut launching him back into a tree before shooting at diablo more, diablo jumps to his feet dodging the shots before tanya uses telechenisis to stop him in his tracks and throwing him into a tree, diablo sighs before looking at tanya dead in the eyes
diablo: fine, you want to piss me off, I'll end this now
diablo disappears as tanya pulls gewehr 43 and the mag 34 before searching for diablo everywhere in eye line before diablo rushes from behind and stabs her in the back with his scythe, he throws her to the side before she aims down and fires the mag 34 and firing at diablo hitting his left leg before she slides hitting a tree
diablo: damn it
diablo heals before running off, tanya perches herself against the tree before caughing up some blood, it doesn't take long for kunai to land infront of tanya and kneeling over her
kunai: tanya, you ok
tanya: do i look ok
kunai: why did you have me hold back
tanya: he looked weaker than he was, he just overwhelmed me
kunai: here
he hands her a ciggerete and she takes it as he pulls a lighter and lights it
tanya: thank you kunai
kunai: you'll be dead soon, any fair wells you want me to tell hajimes group
tanya: no, just you
kunai: no need, I can find out after this
tanya: you don't understand kunai, I'm not-
kunai: a good person? i can tell, your uniform looks similar to that of a nazi, it even has a symmbol on it similar to a nazi uniform, but you still made for good company
tanya: really
kunai turns and nods
kunai: I'll see you after this all, understood
tanya: understood
tanya smiles as tears roll down her face as she gasps her body falls limp
kunai: good luck
ko 2/11[]
kunai burries the body of tanya and walks away as the screen turns to numbers again as it shows tanya sitting up with boomstick and wiz tending to the simulations, she looks to see subaru sleeping against a wall as deadpool and ring master walks up
deadpool: oh look the nazi woke up next
ring master: no need to brag, i get it you won the bet, it wasn't kazuma next to die
ring master puts some money in deadpools hand as deadppol looks back to tanya
deadpool: as for you, here
he throws a nazi uniform at tanya and she throws it to the side
tanya: the fuck, where am i
wiz: well technically your in my underground lab, welcome
boomstick: but the exact location is deathbattle hq
tanya: ok, well, where can i watch the rest of the fight
wiz guides her to a room that holds people from the different worlds that the characters are from, as it looks into a giant screen on the wall to show team hajime fighting naofumis team, hajime winds his fist back and throws a punch as naofumi blacks and is sent back but keeping his feet on the ground, seiya jumps up and brings his blade down behind hajime but kirito blocks before thrusting his sword forward launching seiya back, seiya gets up and shoots hellfire at kirito who dodges and swings at seiya who blocks before kicking kirito in the gut and grabbing him and throwing him to the side before ainz catches him and puts him to the ground
kirito: thanks
ainz: no problem, so what are we looking at here
kirito: he can over power me in brute strength with no problem
shiroe: i think i have a solution to that, thorn bind hostage
thorns wrap around seiya but in with brute strength he rips free as the explosions consume him but he walks out of the dust and rushes shiroe but ains blocks in his armor hitting seiya back, he quickly removes the armor before shooting lightning at seiya who does the same, they clash magic but before long ainz launches a dragon made of lightning from his body that stays next to him to identify its target, seiya sticks his hand out a giant serpant bursts from the ground and before long the serpant and dragon rush each other, clashing in the back ground as ainz and seiya stare down the other, ainz and seiya both summon arrows as they pull there arms back as arrows from, but as ainz gets ready to launch his one seiya summons four more before both let got, ainz hits one of seiya arrows and the other four comes close but kirito blocks all of them with a large sword dust kicks up and when it clears it reveals kirito is in alfein form before he looks back at ainz who notices yui but in a different form, she resembles a fairy, she looks at ainz and gives a gentle smile
yui: hi mister ainz, daddy asked me to see if there was anyway to increase his power and i found i could change his form, and i took this form for fun
ainz: i see
shiroe: kirito, I'm going to help hajime, do you have the situation under control?
kirito: yeah, this shouldn't take long
shiroe nods before running off in the direction of hajime and naofumis fight, hajime shoots his flamethrower at naofumi but naofumi rushes hajime bashing him with his shield, hajime lands on his feat and pulls his needle shot gun as naofumis shield alters to the needle shield, they fire, there shots coliding, they fire until hajime runs out of ammo and sends a pillar between him and naofumi, as naofumi jumps back thorn bind hostage wraps around him
shiroe: your finished naofumi
as shiroe begins to approach hajime kazuma runs up behind shiroe, hajime notices and pulls his revolvers and fires at kazuma but the shots miss as kazuma thrusts his blade into shiroe, shiroe caughs up blood before using thorn bind hostage on kazuma and looking at hajime
shiroe: heh, not surprised, hajime, promise me, you, kirito, or ainz will win this
hajime: i promise
a lightning orb appears next to kazuma and starts hitting him as the thorns start to explode until, it disappears, no thorns remain as a bigger explosion goes off launching shiroe forward, hajime catches his body before another explosion is heard as the piller starts to fall forward landing on hajime
ko 3/11[]
it goes to numbers as shiroe opens his eyes to see akatsuki standing above him
shiroe: akatsuki, how are you
akatsuki: good master, how are you
shiroe: I've been better
deadpool: hey look, hairy potter is awake
ring master: so shiroe, how are you feeling
shiroe: been better, where am I
deadpool: welcome to deathbattle hq, oh and heres your gift
deadpool hands shiroe a small container that looks like it would contain glasses, shiroe opens it and pulls out a replica of hairy potters wand before putting it in his pocket and looking to see subaru sleeping against a wall before looking at a screen to notice the simulation going on, it dives in to show kunai punching diablo and diablo being sent back, diablo catches himself before throwing his scythe at kunai who dodges, catches it and shatters it in his hand, kunai pulls three throwing knives and throws them at diablo. diablo dodges before shooting a beam of light but kunai dodges and rushes diablo punching him several times before kicking diablo in the gut launching diablo through several trees, diablo shoots several fire balls but kunai dodges all of them before throwing several kunai knives but diablo dodges and kicks kunai but kunai catches the leg of diablo before spinning and sending diablo over head before slamming diablo to the ground, kunai then throws diablo through the forest causing dozens of trees to come down before diablo gets up and stares down kunai
diablo: your not half bad, but you aren't gonna win
kunai: try me, you can't win diablo
meanwhile kazuma and a uncounsious naofumi are being carried by seiya whp flies at high speeds before landing and leaning naofumi against the tree
seiya: i saw what you did, good job kazuma
kazuma: thanks, but still, they'll probably be hunting us now
naofumi: if we seperate them we should be able to take them out one by one, kazuma, do you think you can take kirito
kazuma: probably, he seems to be the weakest out of them
seiya: not exactly, kirito accessed a new form during my fight against him and ainz, it's reasonable to believe that he's still got more, but still, he would be the best for you to fight kazuma, think you can handle him
kazuma: y-yeah, i can handle him
seiya: naofumi, I'll fight hajime, I still have a score to settle after last time
naofumi: understood, that leaves ainz, any ideas about him?
seiya: he mostly just used basic abilities, but he very clearly was holding back, just do what you can to win, other than that, i have nothing more to tell you
naofumi nods before a explosion goes off in the distance, the camera pans over to the source as diablo and kunai clash, kunai upper cuts diablo before kicking him in the gut and launching him back, diablo catches himself before launching a black hellfire kunai jumps out of the way as a black hole opens underneath him keeping him from moving, diablo smirks as a fire ball forms above them
diablo: lets finish this
the fire ball explodes making it rain fire above kunai, burning him before he forms a white ball of fire in his hand
diablo: white nova
diablo launches the attack and it hits kunai directly, the black hole disapears as diablo smirks before laughing
diablo: whats wrong couldn't handle my strongest attack, you never were going to win
zero: that was your strongest
the smoke dispearses revealing a white haired man that stares at diablo, diablo looks in shock as zero puts his hands up before rushing diablo and punching him several times before grabbing diablo by the neck and dragging him on the ground, diablo hits zero in the nuts before throwing diablo to the side, zero lands and throws several punches faster than diablo can react before kicking diablo into a tree
zero: your pathetic, you think any of your attacks can hurt you
diablo: b-but, no i can't lose, white nova
diablo launches serval white novas but they do nothing as zero just keeps shooting white novas, zero hits diablo across the face two times before hitting him in the chest launching him back. diablo looks up as zero smirks before punching the ground, diablo watches as a dragon bursts from the ground and starts coming twards diablo
diablo: wh-what are you
zero: I'm zero, zero kirisame, and now your dead
he watches as the dragon eats diablo whole as diablo is evaporated inside screaming in pain as zero smirk before turning back to kunai who lights a cigarette
ko 4/11[]
kunai: there, well diablo is out of the way, i should get out of here
kunai starts walking away as the screen turns to numbers again with it showing diablo waking up and looking around
diablo: urg, my head
he sits up thinking about what happened
diablo: that power, kunai, what are you
he looks down as doors open to show tanya, deadpool, and ring master walk in, tanya and diablo lock eyes as `tanya looks pissed as sweat drips from diablos face
deadpool: oh, demon lord one woke up, oh and look, it was demon lord 2 that killed him
tanya: so, how was your fight with kunai
diablo: heh, terrifying, he didn't even break a sweat before he changed forms to someone i don't even understand, callling himself, zero kirisame
tanya: well, he avenged me at least
shiroe: so, your out now diablo, well, good to see you
diablo: yeah, good to see you two, but now, we have to wait for rimuru to win
tanya: i think kunai has this, i want to see him win, i want to see all the others suffers
shiroe: hajime promised me one of the people in our group would win, i have faith he'll keep his promise
the screen starts panning into another transistion but deadpool grabs the camera stopping it
deadpool: hey now, where do you think your going, i haven't given diablo his gift
he hands diablo a box and diablo opens it pulling out a demon skull thats missing its horns, diablo stares for a moment before deadpool looks back to the camera
deadpool: ok, now you can return to the battle royale
shiroe: who are you talking to
deadpool: none of your fucking buisness
the camera pans back into the simulation to show hajimes group and naofumis group staring each other down. ainz and naofumi stare before it spins to show kazuma holding his sword in the direction of kirito, it spins again showing hajime and seiya staring down each other, the two groups get into fighting stances as rimuru watches from a mountain top
rimuru: this should be interesting, plus i should be able to figure out how to win against one of those groups
it pans to show kunai watching from a tree as he looks at the groups kazuma takes a deep breath before rushing kirito and clashing swords with him they launch eachother back as naofumi changes shields as vines start to burst from the ground grabbing ainz and trying to tie him down but ainz quickly breaks free before forming a big ball of ice above him before throwing it at naofumi who blocks with an air shield as ice spreads around, naofumi shoots water at ainz as ainz forms a fire ball above him launching it at naofumi the attacks collide causing steam to appear as hajime and seiya make there move, hajime launches several air slashes at seiya who dodges and shoots hellfire but hajime walks through it and punches seiya several times before flicking seiya launching him back, seiya catches himself as the camera pans back to kirito and kazuma who seem on even ground, kazuma lifts his hand up and puts it to kiritos chest before smirking, his hand reals back as it bursts with flames as he punches kirito launching him back, kazuma rushes kirito and tries striking at kirito with his sword but kirito blocks and thrusts kazuma back, kazuma clashes with kirito again both swinging with more power each time before kazuma launches kirito back but kirito starts flying at high speeds and coming twards kazuma bringing his sword down as it clashes with kazumas a explosion of power erupts from the two before kiritos large sword shatters, kirito jumps back and throws the sword to the side
kirito: yui, summon excalabur, now
yui nods as the sword is summoned into kiritos hand, he and kazuma rush each other clashing several times at high speeds before launching eachother back kirito rushes at speeds faster than kazuma can track going for the throat but kazuma narrowly dodges before slashing kirito across the chest, kirito caughs up some blood before yui heals him
kazuma; damn it, as long as yui is around he'll keep getting support from her
kazuma rushes them and swings at yui but kirito block before launching kazuma back, kazuma sighs as several rings form above kirito and yui
kazuma: i wanted to save this for rimuru or hajime, but you leave me no choice, explosion
a explosion erupts from the rings as the camera pans to ainz and naofumis fight as naofumi starts attempting to fight off an army of skeletons as ainz watches from a distance sitting on a throne he created
ainz: its pointless, nobody could get past this army unless it's me or someone stronger
naofumi: damn it, how many are there
he blocks a attack before noticing seiya pointing at the field while dodging attacks from hajime, he then looks up to see a meteor flying twards him, he puts his shield up to block as the meteor hits destroying the army instantly, ainz stands up as shields form a spear around him before lifting him up and taking him tward a iron maiden
ainz: interesting
he knocks on the side of the shields as the iron maiden consumes them and starts to close
naofumi: check mate
he smirks as light starts to come from within the shields before a explosion consumes everything in that area, ainz lands on the ground and looks at naofumi who's shield turns into his wrath shield
naofumi: I've had enough games
ainz: i couldn't agree with you more
ainz and naofumi stare eachother down as it pans to hajime and seiya who are locked in close range combat as hejime tries shooting his revolvers at seiya who keeps stopping him each time, hajime teleports back before starting to increase the gravity around seiya, the ground starts to crack as seiya looks up at hajime lifting his hand up
seiya: like i said, I'm entirely and completely prepared
a cage forms around hajime and starts to close in on him but hajime snaps and the cage is destroyed he then grabs seiya and electrocutes him before throwing him into a rock, seiya stands up before looking back at hajime and standing up, he gets ready to fight as it pans to the smoke of the battle field that kirito and kazuma have, kazuma smirks as he thinks he's won after the explosion spell, he laughs before looking to see a purple light spring from the smoke
kazuma: w-wait, your alive
kirito: it takes more than that to kill me and yui
yui turns back to her kid form as kirito reveals the long haired gun gale form
kazuma: wait... did you become a girl
kirito face palms before rushing kazuma, they collide before kazuma throws kirito off, kirito lands on his feet and pulls his pistol before firing several times, kazuma narrowly dodges before shooting a fire ball that kirito dodges before jumping up and trying to hit kazuma, kazuma blocks before moving to the side and trying to hit kirito but kirito blocks before kicking kazuma in the gut before trying to hit kazuma but kirito is blocked and stuck trying to over power kazuma, the two get determined before kirito finally launches kazuma back, kazuma plants his sword in the ground ton catch himself, kirito goes to hit kazuma but kazuma summons the sword of kirito to his hand and goes to hit kirito but kirito dodges and kicks kazuma knocking him back,kirito aims his pistol at kazuma firing unloading his rounds but kazuma dodges each shot before going to hit kirito several times, kirito keeps dodging until grabbing kazumas hand and twisting causing kazuma to dodge kirito's laser sword beforekicking him back
kirito: you won't win
kazuma: my whole life, everyone thought i couldn't do anything, i won't lose to you, or i will just prove that I'm uselessm
kazuma under his breath: thanks seiya, i won't let you down
kazuma and kirito clash causing a flash as it shows ainz sliding his feet planted on the ground as naofumi and ainz clash, ainz shoots fire at naofumi who blocks and then creates his field of fire but ainz just walks through it as naofumi just watches before shaking his head and activating blood sacrifice
naofumi: what ever it takes, as long as i beat you
the serpant? bear trap snake? whatever you call it bursts from the ground trying to eat ainz but ainz catches it and doesn't seem to struggle holding its mouth open, ainz thrusts his arms to the side causing the creature to split in two before ainz lands on the ground and looks at naofumi who's weakened from blood sacrifice
ainz: was it worth it
naofumi: i, must, beat you
ainz: I'm sorry but your odds of beating me are close to zero from the start, but now, I'm afraid your done
ainz winds his fist back before hitting naofumi in the gut sending him far back hitting seiya they both land with a roll as kazuma smacks down next to them
rimuru: this is over
kunai: wasn't even close
seiya and kazuma barely stand up as ainz approaches them
kazuma: seiya, get naofumi out of here, I'll win this for us
seiya: it's pointless, ainz, kirito, and hajime were to much for each of us individually, how could you win on your own
ainz stops feet away before getting his ultimate skill starting, a black wind starts up as kazuma smiles looking at seiya
kazuma: i have luck on my side, now both of you, go
he snaps as both teleport miles away as the `wind consumes kazuma who smiles as a tear drips from seiyas face
kazuma: guess i really am not useless, this last attack, i'll put everything behind it
kazuma grabs his sword and starts to rush twards ainz, he pulls back and swinf=gs with everything he can but on contact with ainz his sword shatters he looks in shock as he falls, dead on the ground
ainz: I am sorry that you had to lose in this way, 8th place probably wasn't, ideal
ko 5/11[]
seiya screams and starts to run twards the tornado before he hears naofumi caugh up blood, he looks bsck to see naofumi now standing
naofumi: not yet, let them come to us, then you can kill ainz and the rest of them in one go
kunai: I'm sorry but you two won't be able to
the two look back to see kunai walking twards them, naofumi puts his hand up and shoots watter at kunai but kunai dodges and hits naofumi back, seiya swings his sword at kunai but kunai dodges and punches seiya twice before kicking him launching him back, naofumi tries punching kunai from the side but kunai dodges and breaks his arm and kicks him back, seiya stands up and looks at naofumi
seiya: naofumi, promise me you will get revenge for kazuma
naofumi: s-seiya, what are you doing
seiya: valhala gate
the gate appears behind kunai as the chains shoot out and latch onto kunai but kunai breaks out and starts rushing twards seiya. the chains launch again but kunai grabs seiya and throws him into the chains causing seiya to be dragged into the valhala gate and soon, it disappears
ko 6/11[]
naofumi looks before standing up
naofumi: seiya... kazuma, i promise, I'll win this
naofumi looks at kunai and punches him with the none broken arm kunai plants his foot in the ground before punching naofumi launching him back
kunai: I'm not gonna let you go just yet
as they stare each other down, hajime, ainz, and kirito watch from the bottom of the hill
hajime: seiya, you fool, why fight someone when your weakened
ainz carries the body of kazuma before setting it down, he looks at kirito who meditating while yui watches
yui: so, whats going to happen
hajime: naofumi won't stop fighting until he takes his last breath, but that will happen in this fight, to our knowledge only person kunai has fought before this was diablo, and judging by the difference in power, i assume that he didn't take much effort, if naofumi won it would be due to sheer luck, it would give him a fairy tale ending to this fight
kunai throws a punch and naofumi blocks using his shield, a shockwave is formed as a struggle kicks in
hajime: unfourtunatly for naofumi, this isn't a fairytale
naofumis shield cracks, naofumi looks in shock as it shatter and his entire arm is destroyed, he's sent back and is barely standing, he looks at kunai gritting his teeth
naofumi: I'll never back down, those two sacrificed themselves so they could let me win, I'll win this for them, for everyone
naofumi grits his teeth as he winds the fist of his broken arm back and throws a punch, kunai winds his fist back throws a punch as well, one that goes past the arm of naofumi and hits his head, detonating it leaving blood splatter behind naofumi as his body falls back still spewing out blood
ko 7/11[]
kunai takes a deep breath before looking down to see hajimes group, hajime nods before turning after hearing rimuru walking up behind them, diablo slides down and they look around
ring master: and were on our final contenders, our last five combatants
hajime: whats the point?
ring master, I'm going to let you talk to your friends that sacrificed themselves to let you make it this far, as a reward for making it so far, but first
he snaps as they all are teleported to different areas. only ones in the same place as the others is hajime, ainz, and kirito, they look around a empty void before seeing shiroe approach
hajime; shiroe
hajime nods as shiroe looks at them with a smile
shiroe: hajime. kirito, ainz I'm glad to you all made it so far, but now, you all have to deal with kunai and rimuru, there both still in top shape, they didn't have to deal with much, and rimuru hasn't fought at all since he got here
kirito: we saw kunais last fight, he doesn't seem to use anything but his fists, any one of us can take advantage of that
shiroe: not exactly
shiroe turns as subaru, naofumi, kazuma, and seiya walk up
hajime: oh, subaru, hello
subaru: hello hajime, if your worried theres hard feelings about me being last, there aren't i assure you
seiya: kunai isn't as simple as he punches so fight him with weapons, magic, or guns
naofumi: he's a tatician, he took both me and seiya down without breaking a sweat, even if we are weakened that shouldn't be an easy task
hajime: i see
kirito: I-I think i can handle kunai
hajime: you sure
ainz: inorder to fight him you have to get close, so you will have to
kirito: be faster than him, thats not a problem, dont worry
hajime: just... stay alive, got it
shiroe: hajime, i want you to be the one to fight rimuru, i was talking to some of his allies earlier and learned about his particular... skill set, he's not a normal foe, he's
hajime: i understand, you don't need to worry
the screen pans as it shows rimuru looking at diablo
rimuru: diablo
diablo: hey rimuru... I'm sorry that
rimuru: that you were reckless fighting the wrong guy at the wrong time, it's fine, but did you get the info
flash back to half way through day 1
rimuru: hey diablo
diablo: yeah
rimuru: we should make a plan, for how to win
diablo: doesn't that seem pointless, where both extremely powerful
rimuru: yes but, look hajime, ainz, naofumi, even kunai i have worries about, there powerful, i can sense it
diablo: yes but we'll kick there asses when we get to them
rimuru: but what if you die, or i die
diablo: how about this, if one of us dies, we'll gather info about the others, write it down, then find a way to get it to the one still alive
rimuru: hmmm, you sure
diablo: yup
diablo smiles before it goes back to the present where diablo hands off a file labeled hajime to rimuru
rimuru: why only one
diablo: only one with a girl dumb enough to give me info, some rabbit chick, just told me everything she knew
rimuru looks in the file only seeing stuff about hajimes powers as his eyes widen, he looks through finding nothing on the weapons or weaknesses of hajime
rimuru: what
diablo: oh yeah, this little blond cut her off before she could tell me about his weapons, I'm sorry
rimuru: it's fine, theres also nothing on his power or speed, but i'll take what i can
diablo nods as it pans to kunai who stares at tanya, tanya sighs as she walks up only stopping a foot away from kunai
tanya: you just gonna stay quite
kunai: no, I'm not gonna stay quite but, i don't exactly know what to say exactly
tanya: you burried my body, why?
kunai: even if you weren't actually dead, you deserved to be burried in respect
tanya: also... thank you for getting revenge
kunai: diablo was the closest and the easiest to kill first
tanya: sure, keep telling yourself that, but look, I don't have much to say, except, win, i believe in you on this one, kunai
as she says this he wakes up in a different location, he looks around as he notices the field has changed, theres shattered planets, everything, everyone sees this as ring master laughs
ring master: WELCOME TO THE APOCALPSE ARENA
part 4- the final 5(last part)[]
hajime looks at kirito and nods kirito disappears before he nods to ainz who starts to walk next to him, the two look around as ainz starts to summon an undead army that go searching for rimuru
Ainz: hajime, I’ll see you at the end, you need your strength for if rimuru isn’t dealt with by me
Hajime: i understand, but ainz, if he ends up being to much, fire this so I’m alert to your location
Hajime creates a flare and hands it to ainz who nods before walking away, disappearing into the trees
Hajime: i should prepare, the weapons, maybe i should make some extra ammo as well
Hajime sits down and starts to create his different guns and extra ammo for them, mean while kirito jumps tree to tree every now and then his hair gets caught in a branch but it doesn’t matter as yui quickly deals with it while flying not far behind him
Kirito: yui, any luck locking onto any of the other two
Yui: not yet, kunai i can’t lock on anywhere in the area, and rimuru might as well not exist
Kirito: you can’t hack into the simulation
Yui: i tried but it’s taking longer than usual, it’s more advanced than usual
Kirito: ok, just… keep trying, ok
Kirito lands in an open field as he hears a stick break behind him he reaches for his swords while quickly turning around, he’s ready to fight until ainz steps out
Ainz: kirito, i see you haven’t found them yet either
Kirito: no, wheres hajime?
Ainz: he’s tending to anything he can to prepare, if we get to the end of this, then we would have earned it
Kirito nods as kunai emerges, smoking a cigarete
Kirito: there’s kunai, ainz, i suggest you start looking for rimuru
Kunai: so i guess your fighting me kirito
Kirito: go ainz, I’ve got him
Ainz nods as kirito nods to yui, he starts to glow as he turns to his alicization form, he stares down kunai who pulls knives holding them between his fingers, the two rush each other as kirito swings his blade kunai blocks with the knives before going for a punch kirito vanishes kicking kunai from behind before grabbing his leg and slamming kunai into the ground, kunai jumps up landing on his feet before throwing several knives at kirito who hits all of the blades away before rushing down kunai swinging them constantly but kunai keeps dodging before punching kirito in the gut launching him back, kirito plants his blade in the ground stopping the momentum before looking at kunai
Kirito: yue, I’m not gonna be able to win with my ggo form, i need my alicization avatar
Yue: understood, activating, now
Kirito starts to glow as he changes into his alicization form, kunai lifts his hand up as he closes his eyes before opening them up again letting out a gust of power, the camera pans to ainz who wanders the area before blocking a kick from rimuru, he thrusts his arm forward launching rimuru back, rimuru lands before letting out a chuckle
Rimuru: i see, so you know how to defend, i expected less
Ainz shut it with the shit talk rimuru, we both know your far to nice to make good shit talk, you slime bastard
Rimuru: i get your trying to make a point but thats a bit harsh don’t you think ainz
Ainz: so, shall we fight or are you all talk
Rimuru: you see, you all are weakened thanks to fighting but I’m in tip top condition no stamina wasted, no needless waste of energy, no needless spending of mana, ainz, you can’t beat me
Ainz: maybe i can’t, but I’ll do my best
Rimuru draws his sword and goes to strike but ainz dodges before creating a pillar of light behind him, rimuru starts to burn before slicing the pillar in half and shooting lightning at ainz but ainz starts to walk through it before upper cutting rimuru, he shoots lightning at rimuru who dodges and teleports behind ainz who teleports behind rimuru and winds back a light arrow and launches it into rimurus back, rimuru morphs as he starts to move around in slime form before changing back ontop of a tree, rimuru puts his hand to the tree before it explodes into sharp spikes, all of witch flies towards ainz who lifts up a rock wall to block then launches spikes of stones at rimuru who dodges and ainz teleports behind him grabbing the back of rimurus neck and casts a explosion from his hand launching rimuru down ward, rimuru stands up as he dodges a sword swing from ainz who’s now in his armor, rimuru hits him launching him back into a mountain, ainz stands up and thrusts his sword forward launching it forward at high speeds, rimuru catches it in his fingers before pressing down, the sword cracks before shattering, rimuru rushes ainz who blocks using the remaining sword but it breaks in half before launching ainz back, ainz catches himself before he rips off his armor shattering it, he looks right at rimuru who lifts his hand up before sending out a slime tendril at ainz who teleports above him and launches several fire balls that do nothing to rimuru who starts to rush towards ainz who teleports again and shoots a energy blast that rimuru absorbs the attacks before sending out several hadokens that hit ainz before a loud screech is heard as the overlord wisdom is summoned
Ainz: overlord wisdom, kill him
Rimuru gets into a fighting stance as ranga jumps out and starts rushing twards the overlord wisdom which bith slaps ranga launching ranga into several trees before hitting a mountain leaving a large crater and a injured and beaten down ranga, rimuru’s eyes widen before a shadow falls over them
Rimuru: ranga, I’ll win this for you
Rimuru smirks as the overlord wisdom starts rushing twards him it goes to punch rimuru when veldora catches it with one hand
Veldora: hope you weren’t planning on hurting my best friend, rimuru, I’ve got this guy, you handle the over sized skeleton
Rimuru and ainz stare each other down as veldora and the overlord wisdom clash before rimuru and ainz both launch lightning at each other, the two bolts clash as it shows veldora lands on the ground and starts throwing hadokens at the overlord wisdom
Veldora: hadoken, hadoken, hadoken
Ainz and rimuru clash as they throw there verity of magic and abilities at each other, ainz is knocked back as veldora crashes next to rimuru catching hiself as the overlord sidom floats down next to ainz
Ainz: we won’t win if we get cocky, you may be winning now, but who knows how long that will last, now, I’ll use my full power, mystery tier
Ainz closes his eyes before he opens them again letting out a surge of power, rimuru takes a deep breath as he closes his eyes
Raphael: is everything ok?
Rimuru: yes, this power, am i against someone i can’t beat, i thought that there were none left that were even on the same level as me, but this power that ainz is releasing, it’s incredible, someone on my level
Rapael: i see, i can't see the future, i can’t tell how powerful he is, and i don’t know if you’ll win or lose, but, what i do know is that you're always going to keep fighting no matter how hopeless things may get
Rimuru: thank you raphael
Raphael: your welcome, now I’ll take over if you need time to think
Rimuru’s body is taken over as raphael looks at ainz
Raphael: hello, you must be ainz
Ainz: that voice, your not rimuru are you?
Raphael: yes, I am raphael, a being that watches over rimuru
Ainz: I am ainz ooal gown, it is a pleasure to meet you
After the introductions are done a explosion goes off in the distance, the camera pans over to show kunai holding the blade of kiritos blade back, he thrusts forward as kirito lands on his feat before lifting his hand up and looking at kunai
Kirito: system call, generate thermal element, shape element, arrow, fly straight
Kirito winds his hand back as a fire arrow forms, then two more form before kirito aims at kunai who pulls three kunai knives
Kirito: discharge
The arrows fly forward as kunai throws the knives the attacks collide creating a explosion and leaving smoke
Kirito: system call, generate luminous element, burst element
A light envelopes the area, kunai looks away as kirito goes to strike but kunai dodges before punching kirito multiple times before kicking him in the gut and launching kirito back into a rock, kirito stands up before dodging another punch from kunai before sweeping kunais feet and then kicking kunai in the gut launching him back, kunai catches himself before throwing several kunai but kirito blocks all of them before he sticks his hand in the air
Kirito: system call
Kunai: not this again
Kirito: generate aerial element
Kunai starts to rush towards kirito but as he’s about to reach kirito kirito finishes the system call
Kirito: burst element
A burst of wind launches kunai back as the ground begins to wrap around his legs, kunai starts to struggle before pulling himself out and getting ready to fight again, kunai puts his arms up as he rushes kirito and hits him several times, he then grabs kirito by the neck and choke slams him before throwing kirito into a tree, kirito stands up before planting the blue rose into the ground
Kirito: freeze
The area is covered in ice as kunai is trapped quickly, kirito walks over to kunai before lifting his blade, he brings it down but kunai breaks out and catches the blade, kunai throws the blade to the side and goes to hit kirito but kirito vanishes, kunai looks in shock as kirito goes to bring down the sword but kunai dodges, the camera pans over to hajime who meditates ontop of a rock as he relaxes, his muscles relaxed, yue teleports infront of him and taps his shoulder while floating
Hajime: yes?
Yue: i checked in on ainz a second ago, him and rimuru are fighting with all there power, and there’s another guy fighting some sort of monster
Hajime: i see, and kirito
Yue: daddy is fighting kunai, there locked in mortal combat and the winner isn’t clear cut
Hajime: i understand, if something happens, alert me immediately, understood
Yue: understood
Yue moves as the camera zooms back to ainz vs raphael, ainz is invisible hitting rimuru from every side, raphael activates magicule sense and finds ainz slicing at him with the sword, ainz breaks the sword before shooting a gravity orb at raphael, it hits and crushes the body of rimuru but it quickly regenerates and reforms, ainz creates a gravity field to hold raphael down before summoning the tornado of sharks, they bite and hit raphael but no damage is taken as raphael bursts from the tornado
Raphael: it seems your out of tricks
Ainz: maybe one more
S blsck hole forms behind raphael and starts pulling him in, he planets his feet into the ground as he resists but ainz simply approaches and winds up a punch before hitting, but he starts being wrapped by slime, it begins to consume him before he teleports away, he looks up as a spike impails him, he coughs up blood before raising the flare
Ainz: hajime, kirito, never give up, I may have lost, I may have died, but you’re still alive, I don’t wish to lose but now, it’s up to you
He pulls the trigger and the flare flies up, ainz coughs up more blood as rimuru regains conciousness, hajime sees the flare and teleports to the location of it to find a wounded ainz lying on the ground
Hajime: ainz, you ok
Ainz: h-hajime, don’t heal me, there’s no point, I’m a dead man
Hajime: i told you to be careful
Ainz: yeah, well i don’t listen to anyone
Hajime: i see, how long?
Ainz: not much longer, thank you hajime, please, you or kirito win this
Hajime: i promise, we’ll win this, for you
Hajime watches as ainz becomes cold, his skeleton starts to become dust as hajime nods to him
Hajime: see you after this ainz
KO 8/11[]
Hajime stands up before teleporting to the location of kunai and kiritos fight,kunai goes for a punch but kirito dodges and swings at kunai but kunai dodges and hits kirito launching him back, kirito jumps up and brings down his swords with all his power, he hits the ground and it erupts around where the blade hit, kunai upper cuts kirito before hitting kirito in the gut launching him back
Kunai: face it kirito, you won’t win, your not fast enough, your not strong enough, your to weak
Kirito: everyone tells me that i do more than i need to, that I’m to nice, that i don’t have to care for people i don’t know when i do, i save people, I’m the black swords man that stays in the light, and yet, many hate me, they’ll act like what ive done for others doesn’t matter, that I’m a nobody, but i don’t care who hates me, I’ll defend my friends, but first, I need to win this
Kunai: that was an unnecessary speech but ok
Kunai and kirito rush each other, kunai throws knives but kirito deflects all of the, Kunai throws a punch but kirito dodges before swinging his sword straight up, cutting off kunais arm, kunai doesn’t pay attention as he throws another punch but kirito cuts off his other arm, kunai kicks kirito launching kirito back, kirito catches himself and puts his arms to his chest, pointing the sword straight up and forming an x with his arms
Kirito: time to end this
Kunai: guess i was wrong about you
Kirito starts rushing at high speeds towards kunai
Kunai: kirito, good luck with the rest of the fight
Kirito appears on the other side of him as his head flies up, landing not far away
KO 9/11[]
Kirito: how’s ainz?
Hajime: gone, he asked that one of us win, let’s keep his final wish
Kirito: i see, we’ll meet up with him and shiroe after this, for now, we should focus on rimuru
Rimuru: good luck
They look up to see rimuru laughing, his head raised up
Hajime: so your smug now
Kirito: you won’t win
Rimuru: watch me
Rimuru jumps down landing on the ground while pulling out a sword and rushing the two, kirito blocks the first swing as hajime jumps over him and kicks rimuru in the face launching rimuru back, rimuru shoots black lightning at hajime who causes a piece of the earth the spring up and block the attack, kirito appears behind rimuru and slaches several times but it does nothing, rimuru back hands kirito and hajime pulls the schlagen and fires but rimuru catches and redirects the attack at hajime who dodges to the side before cross bit appear all around shooting at rimuru from every angle, hajime snaps as rimuru contorts into a monstrous shape but rimuru just reforms back to normal
Rimuru: you can’t beat me, why even try?
Hajime: because we made a promise, and we will keep it
Kirito: at any cost
Kirito: so we must beat you
Kirito rushes at rimuru and slashes at him but rimuru blocks with his sword, they clash several times before they both are launched back a meteor appears over head heading towards rimuru, hajime teleports behind kirito grabs him and teleports away as rimuru looks at the meteor as it hits detonating the planet, the rubble is cleared as rimuru waves his hand blowing the rubble away before using magic sense to find hajime but he doesn’t notice kirito nearby as he flies in and punches hajime, hajime gets up and pulls the pile bunker and firing it at rimuru but it does nothing as rimuru simply reforms, rimuru grabs hajime and starts to wrap around him with slime
Rimuru: you can’t defeat me, I’ll just absorb you
Rimuru looks at hajime who’s close to being fully engulfed when kirito launches darkness at rimuru launching the slime away from hajime, hajime shoots lightning at rimuru shocking the slime before kirito kicks rimuru launching him back before stabbing the blue rose into rimuru, rimuru begins to get covered in ice but rimuru breaks out and punches kirito launching him back, kirito catches himself planting his sword into the ground to stop himself
Kirito: what do we do hajime
Hajime: we stop holding back
Kirito: wait… you’ve been holding back
Kirito shrugs as he rushes at rimuru, he starts slashing at rimuru hundreds of times
Hajime: yue, help your father, I’m gonna do something
Yue: understood
Yue launches a beam from her hand that hits rimuru and launches rimuru back, rimuru hits a tree before flying back and getting hit in the gut by yue, rimuru summons veldora who is still beaten down from his fight with the overlord wisdom
Rimuru: you ok veldora
Veldora: yeah, I’ll be fine, but i suppose you dealt with the others and he’s the last one
Rimuru: no, there’s still another but i don’t know where he is
Veldora: i see, well then, I’ll take the girl you’ll take the other, deal
Rimuru: you got it
Veldora rushes yue who vanishes and appears behind veldora before throwing several swords into veldora’s back, veldora goes for a back hand but yue dodges and grabs him by the neck and starts flying up
Yue: sorry mister, but i win
Veldora: not yet
Veldora puts his hands together as a spear of light starts to form in his hand
Veldora: HAME
Yue throws veldora who keeps the pose and gets ready to fire as yue starts forming beams in her hands before putting them together infront of her
Veldora: KAME
Yue starts to fire as she closes her eyes before opening them again
Veldora: HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yue and veldora fire the attacks as a long shot is seen of the two beams slowly approaching eachother before they collide, yues beam quickly overpowers veldoras and hits veldora disintegrating him as all thats heard are his screams of pain
Yue: wonder how daddies doing
She rushes back down to see kirito blocking a beam that rimuru fired, yue punches rimuru from behind launching him back, rimuru summons his ice lances and fires them at yue who creates a shield. As she does this hajime creates a psychic link with her
Hajime: yue,get kirito off the planet, now
Yue: why, what’s happening
The camera pans to show a star being swung at a high speed as hajime keeps a grip on it
Hajime: just… trust me on this
It pans back to where yue and kirito are throwing rimuru around, rimuru kicks kirito before throwing a punch at yue but she blocks with a energy shield, rimuru jumps back and his slime starts to expand consuming everything, yue grabs kirito and goes to teleport but a tendral grabs kirito and pulls him from yues grip
Yue: DADDY!
Kirito: yue, get away, don’t let him get you
Kirito draws his swords and starts to slash at rimuru who then impales him before ripping him in half
KO 10/11[]
Yue falls to her knees
Hajime: yue, you there, whats the status with you and kirito
Yue begins to glow and surge with energy as her eyes are filled with tears
Hajime: that power, yue what happened, what is going on down there
Hajime throws the star as a burst of light and power consumes everything as yue disappears
5 hours later
Hajime wakes up on a planet, covered in snow, he shakes off the snow and looks around before turning to see kunai, tanya, ainz, kirito, yue, shiroe, naofumi, kazuma, seiya, and subaru standing there
Hajime: did I… fail
Ainz shakes his head as he approaches hajime
Ainz: not quite hajime, we were allowed to check in on you, you and rimuru were knocked out in yues out burst
Yue: sorry mister hajime
Hajime: it’s fine, so kirito, ainz, yue, I’m the last one, it’s just me and rimuru, so what have you gathered about him
Kirito: well. His power is on another level
Ainz: he far out classed us
Yue: i could only keep up by hacking the very program
Ainz: he didn’t even fight me, it was some kind of alternate personality that called themselves raphael
Kirito: i suggest giving it everything youve got, or else you won’t stand a chance
Ainz: hajime, can i ask, we all have shown amazing powers since we’ve arrived, but you have only used weapons and basic skills, what are you hiding
Shiroe: how powerful are you
Subaru: tell us
Kazuma: what are you capable of that will let you beat rimuru
Tanya: and you better fucking beat him, i didn’t die so early on just so that a slime would win
Kunai: our power was beyond anything most could believe, and yet, we all lost
Naofumi: explain hajime
Hajime inhails and exhails before looking around
Hajime: i don’t know, if i can win, but our power combined, should be more than enough to finally win
Seiya: and how do you expect to do that
Hajime: your code so you shouldn’t feel a thing
Kazuma: whats that supposed to mean
Hajime summons a wind blade and cuts fingers off everyone before eating them, they grab at the wounds before there fixed by hajime
Kazuma: so, what now?
Hajime: i just gained your powers in doing that, now, all your power is mine while in the simulation
They slowly fade away leaving ainz, shiroe and kirito left
Kirito: you sure you’ve got this?
Hajime: yes I’m sure
Kirito nods as he fades
Ainz: make sure to win hajime, never give up, understood
Hajime: yes, understood
Ainz pats hajime on the back and slowly fades, leaving shiroe and hajime
Shiroe: so, you made it to the last of us, only you and rimuru are left, you happy?
Hajime: about how you all had to sacrifice yourselves for me to make it here? Of course not, but i thank you all for helping me
Shiroe: it was nothing, but please, keep your promise
Hajime: don’t worry, I’ll keep it
Shiroe nods as he fades away, hajime looks up as he notices a planet flying towards the one he’s on
Hajime: guess this is it, the final battle
Rimuru: are you prepared to lose hajime
Hajime: are you ready for me rimuru
hajime/rimuru: you won’t beat me
Part 5- the final battle(this time it actually is the final part, decided to make this for the climax)[]
Hajime winds his fist back as the planet approaches before punching it detonating the planet itself, hajime then launches the rubble at rimuru who just absorbs it before putting all of it into a tandrail he deploys from his arm and goes to hit hajime with it but hajime uses spatial magic to control the earth inside the arm and detonate it the earth being thrown in all directions before hajime forms a giant arm out of the snow and hits rimuru but rimuru wraps around it and aborbs it before landing next to hajime and shooting it out of his mouth launching hajime back, rimuru then shoots a poison at hajime hitting him and he looks smug but hajime hits him and shocks him before launching him back, rimuru hits hajime knocking hajimes soul from his body but hajimes soul flies back into him and he then punches rimurus soul out of his body and rimuru flies back into his body hitting hajime back
Rimuru: your noy gonna beat me hajime
Rimuru causes a piece of the earth to hit hajime and launch him back, hajime catches himself as a gravity field is created around him, the earth around him shatters and cracks leaving a crater
Rimuru: I can do better
Hajime: shut the fuck up with that better than me bullshit, I’m standing up without even noticing that you up’d the gravity by 1,000 percent, you only survive blows because you are able to morph into what you want when you want, but rimuru, you want to see what my true power is
Hajime teleports before punching rimuru in the back before pulling the hyperion upgraded version and firing but rimuru simply slaps it from hajime’s hands before punching rimuru in the gut launching rimuru back, rimuru lifts a mountain before slamming it into hajime, hajime created a shield before making rock quickly consumes rimuru and start to crush him but rimuru quickly breaks out before rimuru sends dozens of tendrils at hajime, hajime punches each one as it approaches detonating each of them, hajime then teleports behind rimuru and punching rimuru several times before grabbing rimuru from behind and slamming rimuru into the ground launching rimuru through the planet, rimuru looks around before smirking, he starts wrapping around the planet but hajime quickly teleports away, hajime grabs two stars and throws both at rimuru who punches them causing super novas, rimuru dispearses them with a simple wave before he launches several pieces of slime at hajime who catches them before looking at rimuru
Hajime: i probably could beat you without my using this ability, but I’ll humor you and hold nothing back, rimuru
Hajime eats the slime as rimurus jaw drops
Rimuru: wh-what
Hajime smirks as he launches a black lightning at rimuru who dodges
Rimuru: wait, you can copy abilities to, well then, system call… raphael what was the rest
Raphael explains and rimuru casts a fire arrow at hajime who teleports out of the way before teleporting behind rimuru and going to punch rimuru, rimuru attempts to stop time but it does nothing as hajime just hits rimuru multiple times before launching rimuru into a planet, rimuru lifts his hand up as the debris from the snow planet launch towards hajime who snaps and all of it just stops existing, rimuru looks in shock before calming himself and going after hajime, both hit each other causing a surge of power that detonates hundreds of planets, the screen goes to numbers and code as it pans out to show a room full of people watching, as they all look facinated by the display of power that hajime and rimuru are displaying
Ainz: hajime and rimuru are far more powerful than i expected, this display, it’s on a level i would have never expected, it’s simply incredible
Seiya: i understand it now
Naofumi: understand what?
Seiya: no matter what, this fight wasn’t between everyone, from the start this fight was there’s
Kazuma: so, no matter what, we would have lost
Seiya: correct
Ring master: i wouldn’t say that, but more on that later
Diablo: come on rimuru, i know you will win this, don’t let my death be for nothing
They all look at the screen as it zooms in to show rimuru and hajime clash, the power keeping up as they just surpass the power they had previously reached, hajime looks at his hand as he turns it to slime and lanches tendrils at rimuru, rimuru does the same and the clash launches both back into opposing planets, rimuru stands up and jumps off detonating the planet as hajime does the same
Rimuru: never before have i had a fight like this
Hajime: one where my blood boils for more
Rimuru: where i wait for the next blow
Hajime: where i don’t have to hold back
hajime/rimuru: a fair fight
The two clash causing a burst of energy lights up the surrounding area, the two land on a planet and stand up, hajime looks at rimuru who puts his fists up and gets ready for a fight, hajime cleses his fists before opening his hand
Hajime: they gave me there power, i might as well use it
A shadow hand punches rimuru launching rimuru to the side as a lightning dragon hits rimuru and launches him back, several circles appear over head and start to glow as it sends an explosion that consumes rimuru before launching rimuru forward, rimuru is caught by hajime and thrown to the side rimuru catches himself and punches hajime several times before sending black lightning at hajime hitting him and launching him back, hajime takes a deep breath as he summons some of tanyas grenades and throws them at rimuru launching rimuru back
Hajime: i won’t let you win
Rimuru: i will win this hajime, you can’t stop me
Rimuru and hajime clash again and again before launching each other back, rimuru is wrapped in vines multiple times until he’s consumed
Rimuru: odd
Hajime: i will not lose, even if this move wasn’t made to be used multiple times, I’ll use it in any way i want
Hajime pulls a new hyperion and fires, next thing you know an explosion engulfs the area leaving a crater that rimuru and hajime are knocked down in, hajime slowly stands up as rimuru jumps to his feet
Rimuru: not bad hajime, not bad, but it’s not that your weak that’s the reason you’ll never win, oh no, your actually the strongest foe I’ve ever fought, but the reason you won’t win is because i can regenerate from anything, i feel no pain and will never lose, you were a tough foe and I’m sure that if i was human i would be in agony but I’m going to-
Hajime: how many times do i need to tell you to shut the fuck up
Hajime uses restoration magic on himself and stands up
Hajime: I’ve killed many, many powerful beings, and your the strongest foe I’ve ever faced, but now rimuru, I have to beat you
Hajime smirks as a explosion goes off underneath rimuru launching him upward as hajime hits rimuru while he’s falling back down, launching him back, rimuru is launched through several trees before catching himself, hajime and rimuru rush eachother as hajime activates the power boosts from kunai before there clash launching rimuru back, rimuru tries catching himself but hajime drop kicks him from behind, rimuru flies forward catching himself before shooting several beams at hajime who teleports away
Rimuru: I’ve had just about enough of this, now, you will be erased
Rimuru attempts to erase hajime from but hajime isn’t fazed as he simply bitch slaps rimuru to the side, throwing rimuru around for awhile before he soars to space and aims downward before snapping as the planet itself detonates
Hajime: that it?
Rimuru: you can’t win hajime, I’m a slime, a god, someone who can regenerate from anything
Hajime: your a slime, that’s right, metamorphosis should fix all my problems
Hajime smirks as rimuru is launched into a planet, rimuru stands up and gets ready to continue but he tries to fly at hajime, but nothing happens as he jumps up and then falls back to the ground
Rimuru: wh-what
Hajime appears feet away from rimuru holding a chain
Hajime: i turned you human, all your abilities, everything about you was lost when i changed you
Rimuru: no, that’s not possible
Hajime: now rimuru, I win
In a swift second nothing but rimuru’s head is left as hajime spins one of his revolvers in his hand before taking aim and firing it turning the head to blood splatter
KO 11/11[]
KO[]
Hajime and rimuru wake up to see many different people in the room, shocked at what they had just witnessed
Wiz: ok, ok everyone, please let the participants breathe, will all combatants follow me please
They listen and follow close behind wiz before being positioned in seats to watch the post analysis
Wiz: everything set boomstick?
Boomstick: yup, let’s wrap this episode up
Before he hits a record button a explosion goes off downstairs a call from ring master appears on screen
Boomstick: what now
They answer as ring master clears smoke away from his head
Ring master: hey guys, so ummm deadpool just blew up the D.B.S,
Wiz: why
Deadpool: because i can
Wiz: just stay down there, we have a post analysis to get through, I’ll fix it later
Wiz hangs up as boomstick hits record starting up the post analysis
post analysis[]
boomstick: wow, talk about a major upset
wiz: now people, please stop screaming at your screens about how rimuru lost, there's plenty of evidence to support this result
rimuru: what?
hajime: what are they talking about
boomstick: more on slime kiriby later
wiz: so let's break this down one by one
boomstick: starting with dead last place, subaru, we want to say we thought subaru would be much higher, especially considering the fact that his revival is pretty fucking over powered
wiz: but surprisingly enough, almost everyone here had a way to cancel his revival out, and even with his spirit and his own abilities, subaru is majorly out classed
boomstick: his physical traits are all above average, for a human, but compared to everyone else, well he's fucked, even the 200 thousand tons of force feat is only 200 tons of tnt, majorly out classed by everyone here
wiz: so no matter what, subaru was doomed for last place
subaru: i see, I'm the odd one out of the group
boomstick: though admittably at times he could out last tanya and shiroe, but almost all the time he makes bad descisions and end up in last place
wiz: moving onto tanya
tanya: let's see this
kunai: calm down tanya
wiz: who was surpringly out classed by even shiroe and diablo, she was one of the faster one's here yes, but thats all she had going for here
boomstick: almost all her stats are lower than shiroes except for intelligence which the two were surprisingly even in intelligence but thats all she had over the tenth place
tanya: i see, so they'll give last place a detailed explanation but not me, this means war subaru, war i tell you
wiz: speaking of which, while shiroe had some powerful magic on his side, shiroe's whole combat style revolves around working with a team, and if he doesn't pay attention for a single second he could easily be killed
boomstick: he has shown light speed reactions but so has pretty much everyone else here
wiz: and while his attacks were powerful, the power wasn't enough to kill pretty much anyone above him
boomstick: and now diablo
diablo: ah shit, welp, time to here how useless i am compared to those above me
rimuru: I'm sure it's not that bad
boomstick: diablo easily out classed those behind him with sheer power, speed, and pretty much any stat, and his powers were definetly above what you would expect
wiz: and at times he'll even beat kazuma before he dies, but more times than not he lets his ego take the better of him and he'll foolishly attack someone else
diablo: i mean, there not wrong
boomstick: but still, kazuma was the most debatable posistion here, his power set wasn't enough to take out anyone above him and if he were to fight diablo he'd get his shit kicked in
diablo: then how come he out ranked ahead of me
wiz: but more times than not the emense amount of luck kazuma has lets him puch past the compition and make it to 8th place
boomstick: now with seiya, this is where the universal starts coming into play, while he did keep up with the demon lord which was able to destroy a universe but that was easily ut classed by everyone above him
wiz: plus keep in mind, had it not been for his valahala gate, seiya wouldn't have even won
boomstic: so at best, seiya is universal, but he might fall short of that
wiz: next is naofumi, and i know many shield hero fans are outraged by his lose in 6th place, but reason why he fell so far behind was because while he can take a univeral level his, and he did kill the beings with this power, he pushed himself to his limits to do so, and against that were above him was easily out classed
boomstick: plus in this fight his shield broke after multiple hits, yes he got it back later but still, its limit is only a few universal level hits and it's through
wiz: leaving us with our top five, starting off with ainz
boomstick: ainz was tricky, his amazing amount of powers and how many instant death spells gave him a major fighting chance at victory, and on some occasions he'll even win
ainz: good to know I'm not over looked
hajime: you did great ainz
ainz: thank you hajime
wiz: and him creating and destroying universes casually actually meant his power was more than capable of one shoting almost everyone behind him
boomstick: but, more times than not he gets his shit kicked in at the number five spot
wiz: kunai was also,... tricky, we were constantly thinking he would be somewhere else in the top five, but surprisingly his power matched kiritos
boomstick: meaning he needed to edge out in other places and with kirito, well, you don't have many of those since he's so fucking fast
wiz: along with this his stamina was actually much lower than kiritos, through careful analysis of his given stats, kirito could do almost everything better than kunai
boomstick: speaking of which, leads us to our third place and most controversal oppinion since legoshi vs michiru, kirito
wiz: kirito was confusing to figure out, with yui kirito could easily win by simply having her erase them but thats mostly against the rules, and even if she could rimuru and hajime have resisted that in the past so he couldn't souly rely on that alone
boomstick: and he was outclassed in everything, even speed, so nothing he did could let him win
wiz: which leads to our main event
kirito: i see, so it really does come down to rimuru and hajime
ainz: lets see this
shiroe: how powerful are you hajime
tanya: lets see how unfair this was
diablo: ok rimuru lets see why you lost
this continues with them
wiz: so this was surprisingly close
boomstick: rimuru had plenty going for him, his natural abilities made him immune to hajimes guns, and he has destroyed thousands of universes on his own
wiz: rimuru had plenty of options on how to win, but there was a few problems
boomstick: hajime was far faster, far stronger, much smarter, and much more powerful
wiz: hajimes movement speed was far greater than anything rimurus had to deal with, and hajimes strength meant that in a mele dual hajime would have the upper hand
boomstick: and it should be no surprise that hajime was much smarter, but the biggest reason hajime won was how the rings were so powerful
wiz: with them hajume could control the battle in any way he wanted, even turn rimuru into a killable being, instead of his ultra powerful slime self
boomstick: and hajime didn't even need to do this, remember that rimuru still has a limited amount of health and can only last so long
wiz: and hajime still has his chain which would be able to kill rimuru far before rimuru, or any of the others would have the chance to react to it
hajime: i see
boomstick: and don't forget he beat that god, one of four that made the multiverse, an infinite realm in existence, and don't forget that 1/4th of infinite is still infinite, so to beat this, hajime had to of surpassed infinite power, meaning more times than not, hajime wins
they all nod along as the crew start to wrap up
wiz: everyone gave it there all and made there friends proud, but in the end they all couldn't stand up to the might of hajime
boomstick: guess that this match just went from 1 to universal real fast, but most of them isekaid home after hajime nagumown them... that sounded better in my head
wiz: the winner is hajime nagumo
post match bonus[]
rimuru: so guys
subaru: yeah?
rimuru: i was wondering if you all would like to join my village?
hajime: i guess I'm in, as long as no one there attacks me, no one will die
ainz: I don't have many places to go so i suppose i have no choice
subaru/kazuma: hell ya i wanna join, finally, no more monsters we have to fight
kunai: I'll stay
they all say yes except diablo who stays quiet
rimuru: everything ok?
diablo: yeah, I'm fine, just think this new life in your village will be boring
rimuru: so your joining
diabllo: of course we had a deal
rimuru and diablo fist bump as the screen fades to black with the message, the end on it
score[]
next time on deathbattle[]
martial arts[]
"This is the only move I've got... gotta take it"
they give us power, but what if two masters[]
"Damn bugs"
clash[]
baki hanma vs akari hizamaru(the isekai battle royale part two)
intro[]
Wiz: tai, leader of the digidestined from digimon
Boomstick: agent six, the perverted evil secret agent of combatants will be dispatched
rimuru: mapel the gamer that made her avatar a boss level character from bofuri
hajime: itami, the otaku turned soldier of gate
kunai: touya mochizuki, the man that brought a smart phone to another world
Diablo: sadao moau, the literal devil from the devil is a part timer
Seiya: shin wolford, the wize man's grandson
subaru: and iruma suzuki, the kid that got sold to a demon lord and put into demon school
Boomstick: thank you for coming back to guest host guys
Hajime: i only agreed so i could learn more about why you had us kill eachother before
Boomstick: thought we were cool about that
Ainz: we are, but that does not mean you should get to comfortable
Wiz: anyways, isekai has had lots of power houses and last time we saw eight of the strongest, but upon diving into it again, we found more powerful isekai characters
Boomstick: so today were getting help from last times combatants to break down who will win this time, hes wiz and I’m boomstick
Wiz: and its our job to analyze there weapons, armor, and skill, to determine who would win a deathbattle
Hajime: i assume this won’t take long
Boomstick: just focus
Tai and agumon are digidestined to be on deathbattle(guest hosts, kirito and shiroe)[]
Wiz: the digital world, with a place like this its no surprise its got plenty of residents in it
Kirito: these are the digimon, digital creatures that are adapt to fighting, actually fighting is some digimons soul purpose for existing, they live for the thrill of battle and will do absolutely anything to feel that thrill
Boomstick: but digimon also kinda have a hierarchy, and can be quite… corrupt, having plenty of threats to deal with in this digital world
Shiroe: heroes needed to rise, and the digital world knew exactly who to summon for that purpose
Boomstick: a bunch of kids… wait what
Kirito: while it may seem like an odd choice these aren’t any normal kids, they are, the digidestined, gifted with mystic devices known as digivices and there very own digimon to act as body gaurds
Wiz: and each represented a certain aspect of the digital world, the leader of this group represented courage, this was taichi kamiya
Boomstick: but he mostly just goes by tai
Kirito: from a young age tai was always… different, he was hyper genic and a natural athlete, but he could also see digimon in the real world from a young age, like when he was a kid and saw the digimon greymon fighting another digimon and he helped greymon win
Boomstick: but of course him being a digidesined that meant that tai had his very own digimon
Wiz: this was his partner and best friend to be, agumon, agumon and tai were great friends from the start, and before long they were almost always watching each others backs, keeping one another safe
Shiroe: not that a dinosaur like agumon needs to be protected from smaller digimon, he has two different means of attack, he can use his claws to slash opponents to shreds and launch from his mouth his signature attack, pepper breath, which is where he launches a fire ball at the target
Kirito: but agumon isn’t all that powerful compared to other digimon, and for him to win bigger fights, he needed to get stronger
Wiz: this is where the digivice comes in, it has a ability that lets agumon change into a stronger digimon, this ability turns agumon to his next form, greymon
Kirito: greymon is a powerful fighter, it can shoot out its signature nova blast for more effect, this blast has even enough power to crack a cliff side and even incinerate entire forests on its own
boomstick: he's even thrown around other large digimon like shellmon, who judging by the size compared to this cliff side likely weighs and estimating the distance he threw shellmon, he likely produced