Intro[]
Interlude[]
Soldier (EMESIS BLUE) respawns into DEATH BATTLE! (Thebeeghungry)[]
Monke: Ahhh, TF2. The only game where Old Abe invented stairs! And, here, we got my mai-
Triangle: Wrong script! Here ya are!
Monke: Ohhhh, nonononononnonno! TRIANGLE WHY ARE RESEARCHING SOMETHING SPOOPY!?
Triangle: This fight is called the "Internet Horror Animations Victims Battle Royale", why would it NOT be spooky!? That's the damn point! Anywho... It was a rather dark time during the bitter war of brothers Blutarch and Redmond Mann. Both sides were running out of troops, luckily, a man by the name of Jules Archibald had a strange machine, a machine that could defy God himself and bring back the dead, dubbed the "Respawn Machine", this was proposed to both brothers, with Jules secretly playing both sides. Out of over 100 Death Row prisoners, 10 were found to be respawn compatible... Until one shot himself, leaving only 9.
Monke: But why couldn't they just respawn the 10th guy?
Triangle: *Shrug* I don't know. Anyway, one of these people was known as Jane Doe, nicknamed the Soldier.
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