Rules[]
- There will be 2 Imposters.
- Chris and Swag will be used from the Guards n Retards series and their closely related episodes. Swag won't have his tank, considering that it will just be an easy win, but he will have his hammer.
Intro[]
Twilight Sparkle: Duos. They are 2 people or creatures who work together to accomplish their goals.
Rainbow Dash: And these 2 duos are... well, something...
Twi: Like the Impostors from Among Us.
RD: And Chris Gordman and Swagmaster6969696969, the guards from SMG4's Guards n Retards. She's Twilight and I'm Rainbow Dash!
Twi: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win in... a Death Battle.
The Impostors are among Death Battle[]
Twi: Back in 2018-
RD: Wait a minute! 2018?! I thought the game came from 2020!
Twi: Yeah... but on to the more important stuff, the Crewmates.
RD: Yeah, these little guys work hard to keep there little ship going in space. But unknown to them, one, two, or three is not who they are.
Twi: These are the Impostors! To make this battle fair, one of them is on their own while the other two battle Chris and Swag.
RD: Wait, what colors are we going to use for them?
Twi: Red and Blue will be fighting while Green kills the Crewmates.
RD: While you ponies may be thinking "What's so scary about these guys?" Prepare for some murder.
Twi: Being 3'6 and weighing 92 pounds may be an understatement for them as they are master of stealth.
RD: And they have weapons to do they're job of killing. They have a knife and a gun! While they aren't really selling points, the gun can make their heads EXPLODE! HOLY CELESTIA! I do not want to be on the other hand of that!
Twi: Neither do I. They also strong enough to snap of a neck a Crewmate, which to do that needs 1410 pounds of force.
RD: Woah! And I thought Cupcakes was scary! Wait... nevermind... it still is. ...I want my mommy.
Twi: It's okay Rainbow. I'm here. That story is just fiction. And that isn't the biggest problem from the Impostor. It's an alien!
RD: Yeah! It opens its mouth to reveal a sharp tongue that impales the Crewmate! Dang!
Twi: While there is a new kill animation with a laser, we won't be using it because 1: it hasn't been released yet and 2: it cyborg body to do that.
RD: And these guys/girls/whatever sex they are have night vision, able to breathe without oxygen, and capable to keep up with the Crewmates, who are able to react to and shoot meteors!
Twi: Which they can go 25,000 to 160,000 mph. Looks like you fastest anymore Dash.
RD: Have you seen Archie Sonic and Wally West? Everyone is faster then me!
Twi: Oh! Uh, sorry about that.
RD: It's okay. And these things are smart enough to sabotage lights and the core. And they are great liars! ...Most of the time.
Twi: And when they die, they turn into ghosts. While this, they are invisible and go through walls and sabotage, but they have they weaknesses...
RD: While ghost alien, they can't do any harm (except sabotages), they can be horrible liars and still died from fall damage and lava.
Twi: They may not look like it, but they a force to be reckon with.
RD: Of you are a Crewmate, watch out.
Red: Shhhhhh!
Chris Gordman and Swagmaster6969696969 guards (?) Death Battle[]
Twi: Guards. They happened to be the perfect friends and, of course, siblings!
RD: But we are not talking about your brother, Twilight. We are talking about the two WORST guards in history.
Suddenly, Swagmaster6969696969 appears.
Swagmaster6969696969: How dare you call us horrible guards you f*cking *ss horses! I will shove a churro up your f*cking *ss and sh*t on your mothers and-
Then Chris Gordman appears.
Chris Gordman: Godd*mnit Swagmaster! I thought I told you stop breaking the Fourth-Wall.
Swag: But Chris, they called us the worst guards of history!
Chris: I don't blame them... I'm so sorry about my partner.
Twi: It's okay. Can you two please go.
Chris: Of course ma'am.
Swag: This is bullsh*t! I can't believe you are taking orders from a jack*ss with a horn and wings!
Chris: Let's go Swag. We do not want to get on their bad side.
Swag: Get on their bad side?! They got OUR bad side! You know, this is things like these that make question about friendship.
And with like that, Chris and Swag left, leaving silence.
RD: Well... that was weird.
Twi: Trust us that the SMG4-verse is weird. Now let's get to our fighters!
Chris Gordman[]
Twi: This is Christopher Gordman, or Chris for short.
RD: I just don't see what this guy can throw onto the table.
Swag (offscreen): See what I mean Chris?! This tech-color ponies are just asking for me show chopsticks up their *sses!
Chris (offscreen): Oh just shut up Swagmaster.
Twi: Well, unlike Swagmaster, Chris is the intelligent one-
Swag (offscreen): -Bullsh*t-!
Twi: -and the responsible one, considering that makes plans.
RD: Are you sure about that? Cause last time I check, Swag kept making plans.
Twi: Well, that Swag, but we are focusing on Chris. Ahem, while he may be a guy who may not look like it, but he has plenty of stuff to help him.
RD: He has all sorts of guns like a rocket launcher and a pistol.
Twi: There are a lot of weapons in Goldeneye 007, but let's keep it shot and let him have a shotgun, pistol, Tommy gun, and rocket launcher.
(Author's Note: I haven't played Goldeneye yet and it's hard to tell what gun is what in SMG4. Just wanted to let you know)
Swagmaster6969696969[]
Together[]
Intermission[]
Twi: All right. The combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
RD: It's time for a Death Battlllllllllllllle!
Pre Fight[]
Fight![]
Results[]
K.O.!