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Here are two of the most powerful heroes in fiction. What would happen if they fought to the death?
Intro[]
Wiz: Power. Unbridled, uncontrolled and unlimited power.
Boomstick: Ahh... Them the three sacred U words of Death Battle. And with all that power, we got us a debate to answer: Who's the strongest human being ever (we ain't countin' aliens that look like people) in fiction between:
Saitama, the world's most uninterested hero known as One Punch Man.
Wiz : And Bruce Banner, the emerald engine of endless enraged endeavors known as the Hulk.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to figure out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!
Hulk[]
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Boomstick: Whatever you do...
Don't make him angry...
You won't like 'im when he's angry.
Wiz: Doctor Bruce Banner was a mild mannered gamma scientist, who probably had the worst childhood to ever happen in a superhero comic.
Boomstick: David Banner was a mean 'ol son-ofa-gun, beatin' his son and all when he was only a young'n. That made little Bruce pretty durn mad. But what did he do 'bout it?
Wiz: He developed, a sort of imaginary friend. One who Bruce would pass his anger on to. Over the course of many years, Bruce's mild temper was kept under control, even when the United States Government gave him the position to develop nuclear weapons.
Boomstick: But 'cause this was in the 50's, some stupid kid rode out and was playin' harmonica... I guess as most kids do... in Banner's bomb testin' site. Riskin' life an' limb, Bruce saved the kid's life, but got gamma-tized. And remember that ol' buddy of his?
Wiz: Bruce's imaginary friend was given life and a new body, as the Incredible Hulk.
Boomstick: With all that power, ol' Bruce got scared. But what did he do? He was a-runnin' away from everybody.
Wiz: Looking for a cure, Bruce was desperate. But every time he was close to a cure, he failed. Why? The military
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were after him to make a weapon, supervillains were after him but failed. Again, why? Probably because of all the powers the incredible Hulk possesses:
- Superhuman strength,
- Superhuman speed up to 4,
- Invincibility,
- Finite stamina
- And an incredible healing factor.
Boomstick: Don't ferget, he only gets stronger when he get's angrier. This means his power is like the Energizer Bunny. He's a-going, and a-going.
Wiz: Yes. The Hulk's near infinite power is no laughing matter. When Bruce gets angrier, he can get stronger, faster, more invincible and his stamina goes through the roof. What he can do with this incredible power is do equally incredible feats such as:
- Lift an entire continent (150 billion tons) for 1 minute.
- Broke Colossus' metal arm.
- Defeated the Leader, who by definition is vastly more intelligent than most heroes in the Marvel Universe.
- Escaped the Gravity of Earth in literally one jump.
- Defeated Wolverine, Emma Frost, Ant Man, Abomination heck, Hulk has even taken down Galactus, the literal PLANET EATER!
- Destroyed an asteroid twice the size of earth.
- Survived Fin Fang Foom's fire breath.
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Boomstick: And he kicked Doc Strange's butt, in his own brains!
Wiz: Well, kind of. He turned into the Hulk in Bruce's mind and defeated Dr. Stange there.
Boomstick: Looks like Hulk's got brain security! Does Hulk work fer some kinda brain security place?
Wiz: No. But the Hulk does sort of protect Banner, in a way. In sort of the same way, Banner can limit the Hulk's power and when he lets go of all control, the result is terrifying.
Boomstick: Banner goes from bein' "Hulk SMASH," to "Worldbreaker."
Wiz: Yes, his body glows a bright green from his insides and even OOZES RADIATION.
Boomstick: How is he not dead yet?
Wiz: Well, the biology of the Hulk isn't very specific, but as far as I can tell, Hulk and Banner both need each other to stay alive (Except for one time.)
Boomstick: Whadda ya mean?
Wiz: Well, in the Hulk comics, there are several if not many versions of the Hulk inside of Banner's mind. There's intelligent Hulk (The one from the 90's, not that crime against nature known as Endgame Hulk), Grey Hulk (A.K.A. Joe Fixit), the original Hulk and the Devil Hulk.
Boomstick: So, what does that Devil Hulk fella do?
Wiz: He's... kind of like the Hulk, if he were an 80's slasher villain. He's extremely stealthy, can survive being chopped up into little pieces, absorb radiation and even return from the dead.
Boomstick: So, he's immortal?
Wiz: Well, he can return from the dead when the sun sets and he becomes regular Hulk when the sun rises again.
Boomstick: Then again, that ol' book's called Immortal Hulk fer a reason.
Wiz: That is true. With his incredible strength and power, he has done many things to earn his status as a hero:
- The Hulk has punched the "Immovable Blob" so hard that he actually made him move.
- While fighting the Nameless One, they both destroyed the entire KNOWN UNIVERSE. Yes. That is a fact, they destroyed around 93 billion light years in a single fight.
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- He lifted the Pillar of the Sacred Flame, which can withstand the power of Gods.
- Lifted Thor's hammer, which can only be lifted BY Thor and even if that wasn't part of the whole process, the hammer weighs around ONE MILLION TONS.
- Took a wrecking ball to the back of his skull and only thought it was an itch,.
- Lifted an object that weighted as much as a star, while being tortured.
- Finally, Hulk has made a 123.2 Richter Scale earthquake. This is realistically OVER 321 TIMES THE AMOUNT OF ENERGY IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.
Boomstick: Is... Is Hulk some kinda God?
Wiz: No, but with all these feats, he might as well be. To a fault.
Boomstick: Thinkin' 'bout it, maybe he's not a God 'cause Thor got his butt beaten. And Thor's a flippin' GOD OF THUNDER.
Wiz: That is a good point. But as I was saying, Hulk is an interesting case because he isn't completely invincible. Hulk can be effected by objects that reduce gamma radiation, such as Silver Surfer's board. Women also can effect the Hulk because he doesn't want to hurt them. His durability can also decrease the more he calms down, much like how he gets stronger when he become angrier. But in reverse. Now, there is one feat that does test his healing factor. If his brain is damaged, or destroyed, he will die.
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Boomstick: But since he's immortal, Hulk's brain wreckers got anotha thing commin'.
Wiz: Of course. Let's talk about the Devil Hulk. This... is a an interesting case of it's own.
Boomstick: Think like this: Regular Hulk is Bruce Banner when he's pretty mad, but Devil Hulk? He's the Anti-Christ!
Wiz: Well, more like Bruce's inner evil. With Devil Hulk in charge, Banner's weaknesses don't apply to him AT ALL. In fact, remember when we mentioned Grey Hulk?
Boomstick: He's a bigger dummy than Banner, but he ain't as tough as regular Hulk. Watta 'bout this big grey wienie?
Wiz: Devil Hulk is similar to Grey Hulk, but he's a smarter than him and he's far stronger. Actually he's bigger, stronger and even more stealthy.
Boomstick: Wha-- Bu-- HOW?!
Wiz: He's... I don't know. This makes him terrifying I suppose.
Boomstick: He's even pulled himself together after he was cut into little pieces and ate some guy. Eww...
Wiz: The only weaknesses Devil Hulk possesses is that he returns to being regular Hulk when the sun rises.
Boomstick: That's kinda.. odd. Even fer Hulk.
Wiz: And the part of his brain that controls anger can be damaged, leading to Bruce never turning into the Hulk in the first place.
Boomstick: So some guy's gotta shoot 'im in the brains and he's gone?
Wiz: Well, you just have to kill him as Banner, not as Hulk. Not unless you can get a cut in that skin.
Boomstick: Logan got in a cut.
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Wiz: Wolverine has lost plenty of fights to Hulk. Trust me.
Boomstick: Yeesh. Even though Banner's got a couple weaknesses, he's shown how tough he is, fightin' all them gods that is.
Wiz: Yes. Over the years of the Hulk's rampages, Bruce mastered the Hulk, even becoming a hero and joining the Avengers.
Boomstick: Heh. How do ya like that? Ol' Bruce got to be a friggin' superhero!!
Saitama[]
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Wiz: In the large metropolis known as City Z, crime is not to be taken lightly. Overpowered super-villains roam the city, causing countless cases of destruction for the helpless civilians.
Boomstick: But the one thing that keeps them the crooks in check is the Hero Academia!
Wiz: You mean the Hero Association?
Boomstick: There's a friggin' difference?
Wiz: Yes, actually there is. Moving on, the many heroes of the Hero Association have incredible backstories, except for one: Saitama.
Boomstick: He's a little wimpy punk who just wanna dress in a funny costume and beat crooks up fer fun!
Wiz: Well, it's a bit more complex than that, Boomstick. Saitama couldn't find any joy in his life as a businessman and after losing his job, he came across a--
Boomstick: Perverted crab-guy in his tighty-whities. With some normal lookin' legs. I.. ain't got an answer fer why that happened. Beats the stuffin' outta me.
Wiz: You're not alone. I am also confused, Boomstick. The demented Crab-Man was after a child who drew circles on his chest.
Boomstick: Perty sure them, "circles" were nipples.
Wiz: They're not-- Oh. They are. Well, the more you know.
Boomstick: Anyway, Mister Crabby pants tried to kill some kid with butt checks fer a chin. But Saitama saved this kid's life and yanked out his eye... and all his insides. Yeck.
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Wiz: After that, Saitama found the joy he always wanted. He then decided to become a superhero.
Boomstick: With some of the best workout in history, Saitama did hundred situps, hundred push-ups, hundred squats and a ten kilometer run ev'ry day fer three years. I need to start doin' that.
Wiz: You should.
Boomstick: Ehh, shuttup.
Wiz: Moving on, Saitama trained for the next three years and thus broke his human limits, making him from an every-man, to a super-man. His strength, speed and endurance increased beyond human capacity. Everyone who came in contact with his fists being thrown were obliterated into a puddle of blood.
Boomstick: He's so tough, he kinda scares away the otha baddies. And that's with them normal punches.
Wiz: That's true. With a normal punch, he can destroy a meteor the size of City Z. He can even throw multiple versions of these punches. That's not just insane, it's impossible!
Boomstick: Well, yeah it ain't possible! There's a kid who became a friggin' cyborg at 19! We didn't get to be cyborgs till we we're halfway through our twenties.
Wiz: But that's just his normal state of mind. When he takes things a tad more seriously, he becomes Serious Saitama.
Boomstick: Original.
Wiz: When he enters this mindset, Saitama taps into a small amount of his true potential. His speed and his strength increase incredibly. In the Serious Mindstate, he can run fast enough to create a large amount of afterimages by running back and forth in a straight line.
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Boomstick: Ya know if the kid ain't alright when he can headbutt a giant bug monster thing.
Wiz: Most are afraid of what he can do with his fists, let's not think about what he can do with his neck.
Boomstick: Too late.
Wiz: But then we come to his greatest attack in his armory: The Serious Strike. This punch I kid you not, can split the atmosphere! Saitama used it to hit the terrifying Lord Boros, who had the confirmed power to destroy the entire earth by the way, at full strength.
Boomstick: Dang. I'm gonna get myself a beer.
Wiz: Want to hear some of the amazing things he's done?
Boomstick: I'll jest get a keg.
Wiz: Save a beer for me!
Boomstick: Jocelyn! Where'd ya put the beer?
Wiz: Saitama has survived exposure to the vacuum of space when he was kicked into the moon from Earth, resisted Tatsumaki's powers, K.O.'ed every monster he came across, killed an alien octopus by flicking a pebble into his head, like Jotaro Kujo, slaughtered Deep Sea King (Who had taken down an S-Rank hero such as Genos) with a single punch when D.S.K. was at his full power, destroyed Boro's armor with ease, made Boro's body explode multiple times and managed to track Speed o' Sound Sonic, who could keep up with Tatsumaki (Who is also an S-Rank heroine.).
Boomstick: Oh yeah, did ya know he split the friggin atmosphere?! That's overpowered to friggin max!
Wiz: Also, Saitama punched Boros as he was using a giant beam to destroy the entire planet. No joke, this is confirmed by the creator that Boros, at full power could destroy a planet the size of earth!
Boomstick: Hey Wiz, ya got any ideas on how to survive this kinda stuff?
Wiz: Well, I have to pieces of good news. First, I'm working on that. Hopefully we may survive another Death Battle and see next season.
Boomstick: Heck yeah! What's that other piece of good news?
Wiz: While he could destroy Boro's body, his absurd healing factor reconstructed his body instantly. Showing that Saitama's strength could not counter Boro's single destructive punch.
Boomstick: He can't even kill a friggin' mosquito with his super-duper powers! How'd the heck does that work? That just don't make any lick of sense.
Wiz: He's also... not very intelligent. Not just in terms of battle strategy, or combat but he's--
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Boomstick: Saitama's just a friggin' dummy.
Wiz: Well, I wouldn't say...
Boomstick: C'mon, just spit it out!
Wiz: Okay, he lack intelligent. You could ask him a simple math question and he would easily fail!
Boomstick: Alright, there ya go. Just admit it ya don't like this guy.
Wiz: It's not that I don't like the character, it's just that he's so incompetent!
Boomstick: But he's definitely one of the most toughest and strongest heroes in the world!
Wiz: Fair point.
Alright, the combatants are Set and IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE![]
(As the sun sets, a lonely man walks down the road as he enters City Z. Tall buildings seemed to stare at him and he felt that someone was staring daggers at him. But he must'n let anyone know who he is. The entire world believes he is dead and he must let the world think he is dead until he can control the raging beast inside of him. His name is Bruce Banner.)
(Walking down the street, Banner checks his pulse via his health watch. His heartbeat is around 125 beats per minute, but then he bumps into another person, a bald man with a yellow suit and white cape.)
Banner: Oh jeez, I'm so sorry about that!
Saitama: Hmm? What? Don't apologize. You're okay.
(Taking a deep breath, Banner turns and suddenly panics. His eyes widen as he knew that this would be his only sane moment before an eternity of destruction. He was being followed by Speed O' Sound Sonic! Banner runs away as Saitama noticed this mild mannered man was running away as if he were being chased. Running several blocks and jumping over cars, Banner stopped for a second while he felt as if his heart was about to explode from his chest. Looking at his watch, his heartbeat was now 183. Taking a deep breath, Banner started breathing exorcises to lower his heart rate to 150. Speed O' Sound Sonic caught up with Banner, about to decapitate him with his sword. Dodging the sword, Banner runs away into an alleyway a couple blocks away but then is trapped by Speed O' Sound Sonic. Sharp knifes strike him in the kneecaps as he cries out, falling to his knees.)
Speed O' Sound Sonic: You know, someone wants you dead and this has to be the easiest one of all.
(Banner looks at his watch, his heartbeat increasing to 187.)
Banner: Oh no...
Speed O' Sound Sonic: What's the matter? Afraid to die? No matter. We all die some day.
Banner : You don't understand! Something REALLY bad is about to happen!
Speed O' Sound Sonic: You're right about that.
(Saitama walks around the corner to see Speed O' Sound Sonic stab Banner in the chest with his sword.)
Saitama: Hey! What's going on here?
(The watch beeps as it shows that Banner's heart beat now goes up to 200 beats. Banner's eyes turned green and his body began to change into a beast of destruction. Speed O' Sound Sonic turned around and saw Saitama walking towards him, but before either could attack the other person or try to start a fight, a giant green hand grabbed Speed O' Sound Sonic and pulled him into the shadows. Speed O' Sound Sonic is then thrown through a building. Saitama looked at his fallen opponent and saw the giant green man with a bulky build and the smell of rage dripping off of his body. Banner was no longer there, instead there was THE HULK.)
Saitama: Who are you?
(Hulk kicked Saitama into another building and jumped into the air. Saitama climbed out and spotted the Hulk jumping through the air, wiping away the debris on his shoulder. He jumps out and chases the Hulk, who goes on a violent rampage, destroying a car and roaring.)
Saitama: Hey! Could you please put on a pair of pants that aren't extremely tight? There's kids in the crowd.
(Picking up another car, Hulk threw it at Saitama, who blocked it by backhanding the car. Hulk punched Saitama through several buildings, barely effecting him. Saitama runs back and goes to punch the Hulk, blasting him into the atmosphere. Falling back to earth, Hulk lifted his hand and only got angrier.)
Hulk: HULK SMASH!
(Driving his fists into the ground, Hulk smashed Saitama with his hands that destroy several blocks around them, but do no damage between Hulk and Saitama. Shocked that the green giant withstood one of his punches, he looked up at Hulk and smiled. Uppercutting Hulk into the atmosphere again, he jumped into the air while following the Hulk, uppercutting him again and punching him in the stomach, almost making the Hulk explode. Punching him in the jaw again, Saitama smiles with near excitement in his heart. Hulk then grabs Saitama by both arms, headbutting him over and over, as they fall back to earth, leveling a grand total of sixteen square blocks! Saitama then pulls his knees to his chest and kicks the Hulk into the air, running across the city, chasing his emerald enemy who crashes into another building, leveling it. Saitama checks through the damage to see if Hulk is still alive. Spoiler Alert: He is and he is very angry. In fact, he is so angry, that Saitama notes that this may have caused him to get bigger! Hulk punches him into another building and then uppercuts his opponent up through an entire building, Hulk jumping up and slamming him into said building destroying the entire block. Saitama jumps up and punches the Hulk in the chest so hard that this causes a giant wind tunnel, destroying multiple buildings, putting a giant hole in the incredible Hulk's chest. Thinking he's won, Saitama goes to check if he's dead only for the sun to set and darkness covering City Z. Saitama almost starts laughing in his victory, only to discover that Hulk is alive!)
Devil Hulk: Scared yet, baldy?
Saitama: Just what are you?!
Devil Hulk: Your worst nightmare.
(Saitama then is punched by Hulk, causing several buildings to collapse in the process. Jumping at the Hulk, Saitama punches the Hulk's head so hard that his upper body explodes but then regenerates! Pulling back his fist, Hulk punches Saitama and grabs his white cape, swinging him around then sending him crashing into EVEN MORE BUILDINGS!! Saitama climbed out of the debris, but then looked up in the air and saw Hulk throwing an entire building at him! The building left Hulk's hand and flew through the air, crashing and destroying the buildings around with extremes amount to damage, leveling multiple blocks wondering many as how on earth City Z is still standing. Caught in the middle of the destruction, Saitama climbed out and had a big smile on his face.)
Saitama: It's been a while since I've felt... the exhilaration of a real fight!!
(Hulk jumped up and slammed both of his fists down upon Saitama. The earth literally ripples from the force of Hulk's mighty fists, Saitama crushed underneath. Saitama bursts out of the ground and then punches Hulk in the chest so hard, that his entire torso is obliterated and slowly begins to regenerate. Once he is rehealed, Hulk grabs both sides of his head and starts to groan in pain for some reason. This gives Saitama the chance to punch Hulk into the air then violently punches him so many times that Hulk's upper body is destroyed except for a small part of his brain. Given that this is still night time, Devil Hulk pulls himself back together and grabs both of Saitama's arm as they fall back to earth. Trying to free himself of Hulk's hands, Saitama kicks both of Hulk's hands at the exact same time causing Hulk to lose his grip and drops Saitama. Both of them land on Earth and are ready to fight again, with hopes of destroying the other. But then Saitama punches Hulk in the guts so hard, that this should have killed him. But this doesn't, in fact Hulk seems even bigger than before! Hulk then stumbles back and grabbed his own head struggling and growling with horrible noises that sounded like billions of demons all screaming at once.)
Saitama: Come on, don't give up now! We're just getting to the good part!
Hulk: Bald man... break buildings, but Hulk...
BREAKS WORLDS!!
(Hulk's eyes start to become a very brighter shade of green, almost white at one point. His heart starts beating so fast, that it nearly becomes nonexistent. His body starts to glow very brightly from the inside out. Hulk increases in size to the point where he is three times bigger than before, making himself more intimidating to Saitama.)
Saitama: Oh. Yeah.
(Saitama punches Hulk in the chest, the shockwave levels over half of the entire city, but he looks up and sees the Hulk, staring back at him. Hulk then does the Thunderclap upon Saitama's head, causing his head to bleed. He then proceeds to punch Saitama hundreds of times, pounding his opponent into the ground while creating earthquakes that literally causes the entire planet to shake. Saitama punches back and strikes Hulk in the chest. Using stronger punches, he tries to put another hole in the Hulk. But all attempts are all futile. Hulk jumps into the atmosphere and Saitama stands back up. Pointing his fists towards the earth, Hulk falls back down to earth while his fists suddenly begin to burn like a meteorite. Meanwhile, Saitama pulled back his right hand and launches himself off the ground that creates a giant crater.)
Worldbreaker Hulk: HULK!!!
Saitama: Serious Punch!!
Worldbreaker Hulk: SMAAAAAAAASH!!
(Their fists clash in the air, both sides keeping them from either falling or raising in the air. Their fists create shockwaves that make buildings on the surface of the earth shake and fall. Hundreds of buildings in hundreds of cities fall over from the fight between Hulk and Saitama. By the way, City Z at this point is non-existent at this point. Both of them barely move until Saitama's fist suddenly starts bleeding! Screaming in the first amount of pain he's felt in years, Saitama watches as his arm is destroyed by the Incredible Hulk. Both of them fall back two earth as Hulk wraps both of his arms and headbutts him. Hulk headbutts him over and over and as soon as they crash to the earth, the headbutting stops. Left where City Z once stood, now lays a crater that spans the entire city area. In the center, lay the body of Bruce Banner. He wakes up and finds the armless and headless corpse of Saitama. Pulling himself off the ground, he walked away while holding his pants up. Terrified of the power he possesses he begins to panic. Sitting down, he closes his eyes as the Hero Association arrested him. Genos notes how he was so calm. Tatsumaki slaps him in anger.)
Banner: Don't make me angry.
(His eyes turn green as he smiles.)
You won't like me when I'm angry.
Results[]
Boomstick: CALM DOWN CALM THE FRIGGIN' HECK DOWN!! JUST CALM DOWN!! YOU! SIT YER BUTT DOWN!! STAY WHERE YOU ALL ARE RIGHT FRIGGIN' NOW!!
Wiz: Okay, look. We are not bias here. In fact, we going to have Saitama beat the Hulk. But here's the thing: Hulk is very, very, very powerful.
Boomstick: Sure, Hulk ain't as fast as Saitama, Hulk has done some pretty tough stuff. I mean, Hulk's fought a friggin' god!
Wiz: And while many have argued that Saitama has fought gods, but it turns out that this is a bald face lie. We never see him actually fight a god. The closest we do see him fight a god is fighting Boros, who at his best could destroy the surface of a planet. Saitama on the other hand could possibly destroy a planet.
Boomstick: Remember, Hulk blew up a big ol' meteor that was twice the size of Earth!
Wiz: Then there is the fight against the Nameless One.
Boomstick: Them two wrecked the entire friggin' universe with just. PUNCHES!
Wiz: Despite super strength being his forte, Saitama was very, very outclassed.
Boomstick: But what 'bout the Devil Hulk?
Wiz: This Hulk's healing would increase his healing tenfold upon tenfold and Saitama would have never taken this fight seriously, blinding him to the true danger of the Hulk.
Boomstick: So Saitama was just faster than 'im?
Wiz: Yes. And this could not have saved him at all.
Boomstick: Looks like the controversy caused by us is gonna really break the whole world.
Wiz: The winner is the Incredible Hulk.
