Description[]
A Battle Royale of all of the playable characters in Hotline Miami! Which masked or maskless maniac will claim their spot at the table? And who will continue to live through the cycle? Lets find out!!!!
Interlude[]
Wiz: "Do you like to hurt people" a question many characters could be questioned, all of them having their own answers
Boomstick: And all of these crazy bastards are prime candidates for this very simple question
Wiz: We will see which of these psychopaths and sociopaths is the best, looking at some gameplay to get a general idea of their abilities, the characters background, their motivations that drive them, and finally the lore of the characters and what their actual skill would be
Jacket[]
Wiz: How far are you willing to go, to avenge the ones you love? To seek retribution upon those who have wronged you, and hurt you in such a deep way.
Boomstick: The exact question you can ask this man and not get a answer, for this mute man in a chicken mask has been through hell and back, and he goes by the simple nickname, Jacket.
Wiz: Back in 1985, during an armed conflict called "The Ruso-American War" a young man who didn't talk much along with his best friend, nicknamed "Beard" fought in Hawaii, in the elite special forces group called "The Ghost Wolves" Jacket found himself in a very bad and bloody incident, where he would have died if his best friend wasn't there to save him, that day.
Boomstick: Damn not only did he have an awesome friend, he damn well earned that nickname, have you seen that killer beard he's rocking? Not only that, he's a total bro, and him and Jacket kept in touch long after they were honorably discharged from the military, and Jacket even got to keep the photo of the two that Beard gave him to remind him who saved his ass on that day.
Wiz: But their tales as friends didn't last, for when the two were on a phone call to catch up with one another, a siren blared on the other end, and cut the call, Jacket soon learned San Francisco was nuked by the Russians, losing the one person he genuinely cared about made the mute man, even more traumatized.
Boomstick: Yeah and one day when he was just in his place still grieving the death of Beard, he got a random phone call, and arriving at his door was a little package with a chicken mask inside it, they gave him directions to a place and told to kill all the people there, along with the threat of him failing, is not a possibility, and that he is now being watched
Wiz: Jacket then set off to the location to find a man with a briefcase, and end him. Arriving at the location he met a Russian mobster, who seeing him in a animal mask sprung to action to try and kill him, but Jacket not backing down quickly put the gangster down, and smashed his head in with his own bat, perhaps feeling like he was getting his retribution for Beard's death, he quickly ran through the entire building, slaughtering them all in quick fashion, and getting the briefcase that this organization wanted him to get in the first place
Boomstick: But then the worst possible thing happened as he was about to do the dumpster drop off, he met A HOMELESS MAN
Wiz: Threated with a bat, Jacket killed the senile old man, but knowing this was just a innocent person Jacket could not handle himself with the guilt and didn't know if he could continue working with this group
Boomstick: But knowing that they were still stalking him and just watching him take a shit every morning, he decided to do their jobs if he didn't have to kill any more innocents, and on one of these particular missions he met a woman who accepted her fate, believing she will die by Jackets hands, but seeing her, the chicken masked man pitied the woman, allowing her to just relax and live in his apartment so she could get back on her feet, while Jacket went on more missions for this REALLY shady group that should have been reported to the police by now.
Wiz: On one particular mission Jacket got a phone call at the site he was at and got told to deal with a fellow assassin, Biker, the outcome is unknown, but it's believed that Biker won the duel between the two, but Biker didn't make sure Jacket was dead, allowing the veteran solder to die another day and the organization that was watching him was not happy.
Boomstick: Yeah remember that girl he saved? Turns out that the two eventually got close and started going out, and the threat they initially sent him wasn't an empty one, and sent their own assassin much like Jacket after him, killing his girlfriend, and severely injuring Jacket, putting him in a coma, F*** MAN, this guy really can't catch a break.
Wiz: Awakening from his coma, Jacket came to hearing how the murderer of his new loved one was being held by the police, and wanting revenge he set out to kill the man, killing many of the officers there to stand before his killer, but realizing he wont get his catharsis by killing the pathetic man and hearing about how he also was getting phone calls telling him to kill people. He spares him, grabbing a box of phone records at the police station and set off to find the source of who the people were, sending out these calls.
Boomstick: Turns out they all traced back to this Russian Mafia hide out, and not only that, the Russians were the ones behind the nuke being dropped in San Francisco that killed Beard! Not only do they have to die for killing his girlfriend, they have to be slaughtered for what they did to the best bro in this whole series!!!
Wiz: Slaughtering the outpost he learned of the main base of operations for the Russian Mafia, and Jacket made his final stand against the people who took everything from him, floor after floor Jacket slashed, bashed, and blasted his way through all the gangsters reaching the current boss who after killing his panthers and bodyguard, and even slashing him down after he surprised Jacket by pulling duel MP5's out and outrunning some actual gun fire when initially shot at, killed himself so that Jacket wouldn't get the satisfaction, and when he entered the other room he met the president of the whole operations. Staring the old man down he grabbed the pistol executing the bastard, Jacket believing he finally ended the calls, and single handedly bringing down the entire Russian Mafia, he can let go of both his girlfriends and Beard's deaths, improving Miami for the better.
Boomstick: With a cigarette lit and letting his mask taken by the wind, so ends the tale of the "Masked Maniac"
Biker[]
Wiz: How much can you do the same task over, and over.... and over again before you get so bored you want out, but found out the biggest conspiracy to ever be uncovered
Boomstick: Well this could be asked to the big man who dug too deep for his own good
Wiz: We don't know much about Biker, nor his background, but we know that much like many people before him, he got a call and joined this assassin group that he wasn't allowed to leave
Boomstick: