| Homer Simpson vs Nicole Watterson | |
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| Season 1, Episode 5 | |
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| Air date | June 13th, 2020 |
| Written by | Ultmswag |
| Directed by | Ultmswag |
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Homer Simpson vs Nicole Watterson is a what-if death battle by Ultmswag
Description[]
These two are the most short-tempered parents in cartoon history but the question is, which one would win in a death battle.
Interlude[]
Ken: Some parents are calm and collected, some are lazy and don't like to do things.
John: But some are short-tempered and incredibly badass, like Homer Simpson the Simpsons Family Man.
Ken: And Nicole Watterson the Breadwinner of the Watterson Family.
John: He's Ken Greenwood and I'm John Newton, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor & skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!!!
Homer Simpson[]
Ken: Born to Abraham Simpson II and Mona Simpson, Homer Jay Simpson had a very rough childhood.
John: Yeah it wasn't easy for poor Homer, he lost his mother at a young age while his father who was working for the military had no notice of that once so ever which caused him to be very insecure about himself.
Ken: Don't worry when he was older he found his mother again.
John: Yeah when he reached adulthood, but don't worry Homer is not some random fat man turns out he has superhuman strength, durability, an expert at hand-to-hand combat and that durability has helped him in a lot of situations too.
Ken: Like the time he survived nuclear explosions from the power plant multiple times, survived a UFO crashing on top of him, direct cannon fire.
John: But there's more he has a couple of forms that we will be using in this fight too, like the Homer Ball. With this form after eating enough food, he can gain access to a move called the "Homer Ball Boost" which can crush his enemies into walls and the "Homer Ball super-boost" lets him jump and cause somewhat of an earthquake.
Ken: As Gumi-Homer after eating the 'Gummi Venus de Milo' he can become a big green Gumi ball and shoot Gumi projectiles and he can access to the "Gumi-Boost" which lets him boost while launching projectiles but doing this will decrease his time limit on becoming Gumi-Homer any longer.
John: And also he was shown to defy physics while riding a motorcycle, and causing cornflakes and milk to burst into flames and cause a nuclear meltdown and he also won a grammy, and an academy award... somehow. He's also equipped with guns, knives, shotguns, crossbows, and even mini nukes. And One time he killed death, turning himself into the grim reaper for a short time.
Ken: Even with all of these feats he does have one major flaw.
John: He's mostly an idiot, even with him showing his intelligent side every now and then but the main reason is because not only is head like Hercule Satan, but he has a crayon stuck in his brain since childhood and he's also short-tempered.
Ken: But still, this is one man you better be on his good side with.
Homer: "Whoo-Hoo!"
Nicole Watterson[]
John: Born to a grumpy cat rip-off and a blue female cat, Doctor Nicole Watterson was raised by her parents who wanted Nicole to follow their path for her.
Ken: That all changed until she met her future husband Richard Watterson, who told him to follow her own dreams. And it worked, surprisingly.
John: And what's more surprising is that their's more than you think, she has superhuman strength, speed, and great reflexes. What's even better is that she can transform into a demon, or a hulk-like version of herself.
Ken: She was capable about beating her best friend Yuki Yoshida when she was younger, and other fighters that were bigger than her. And during a rematch, her fight was capable of destroying the inside of a gymnasium, beaten up a giant t-rex, and was capable of destroying her own car. But when she's pushed to an extreme, she would go on an unstoppable rampage.
John: She was also fast enough to catch up to her children while they were running throughout the entire backyard. And has the skills of a ninja in term of fighting.
Ken: But she does let her guard down anytime she is up against a calm and collected opponent, but still if you come across this mother, you better not threaten her job or her family.
Nicole: "Angry doesn't BEGIN TO COVER IT!"
Pre-Death Battle[]
Ken: Alright the combantats are ready, let's end this debate once and for all.
John: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!
Death Battle[]
Nicole is just driving by when suddenly she runs over some tacks that flatten her left tire forcing her to slide into a house killing a blue haired wife, a spiky haired boy, and two spiky haired girls. Nicole gets out of the car unharmed.
Nicole: Well I'll guess I'll have to run home instead.
Nicole begins running when she runs into a fat man who witnessed her crashing into his house.
Homer:So, you like to drive into people's houses and kill their family members don't you? Well I'll show you the consequences for hurting my family. Gets into a fighting position
Nicole: So much for going home quietly. Gets into a fighting position
FIGHT!!!
Homer begins running at Nicole, but she quickly counters with some blows, Homer tries again but Nicole grabs and starts repeatedly punching him until Homer grabs her by the neck and starts the usual strangling that he does to his son but Nicole repeatedly slaps him to break free, after she broke free she could feel the pain from Homer's strangling.
Nicole: So, you are the infamous one that strangles his own son.
Homer: Yeah but he was cool with it, until you KILLED HIM YOU MONSTER!!!
Homer begins a counter attack delivering massive blows to Nicole and knocks her back, Nicole runs back at him as fast she could but Homer pulls out the Gummi Venus De Milo and eats it transforming him into Gummi Homer who throws out gummi projectiles to slow Nicole down, but she dodges all of the projectiles and punches Gummi Homer back into the Simpsons' destroyed Garage.
Homer: I need to think of something and fast... sees the Grim Reaper's cloak and Homer comes up with an idea.
Homer: NYA NYA CAN'T GET ME CAT LADY!
Nicole later becomes enraged and transforms into a Hulk-like version of herself.
Nicole: Why you...
She jumps into the damaged Simpsons Garage only to be killed instantly when Homer used his bone arm to instantly touch and kill her.
Homer: WHOO-OO!
KO!
Post-Death Battle[]
John: Welp here come the extremely mad Gumball fan boys.
Ken: Sure Nicole may have had the strength and speed advantage, but Homer's durability and arsenal tipped the scales in this one. Not to mention Nicole may have had more fighting experience but that meant nothing when Homer has survived Nuclear explosions and a UFO falling on top of him.
John: Sure Nicole was fast enough to dodge Gummi Homer's projectiles, but Homer had 3 different options for putting Nicole down for good, and they were his Ball form, Radioactive Form, and the Grim Reaper form meaning Nicole had very little chance of putting Homer down for good. I guess Homer had a bone to pick with Nicole.
Ken: The Winner is Homer Simpson!
Homer: I am so smart, I am so smart, I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.
Next Time on Death Battle[]
???: Let's see what they're made of.
???: Oh goodie!!!
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