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Doh!
~ Homer's catchphase

Woo-Hoo!
~ Homer's trademark shout

Homer Simpson (born June 26, 1984) is the dimwitted father of the Simpson family in the animated television series, The Simpsons.

Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]

With the Simpsons[]

Battle Record[]

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Battle Record

  • Wins: 6
  • Losses: 5
  • Draws: 0

Possible Opponents[]

Death Battle Info[]

  • Full Name: Homer Jay Simpson
  • Age: 40
  • Height: 6' | 1.83 m
  • Weight: 239 Ibs. | 108.4 kg
  • Aliases: Pie Man, Radioactive Homer, 3D Homer, Gold Giant Homer, Lego Homer, Grim Reaper Homer, King Homer, Homerzilla, Blob Homer, Donut Homer
  • Occupation: Safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Plant (not that he's good at it)
    • Literally hundreds of other temporary jobs.
  • Catchphrases: D'oh! Woo-hoo! Why you little...!

Abilities and Weapons[]

  • Hand guns [1]
  • Good at hand to hand combat
  • Knives
  • Shotguns
  • Machine Guns
  • Crossbows
  • Shotgun loaded with makeup (Literally)
  • Hammer
  • Chainsaw
  • Axe
  • Baseball Bat
  • Miniature Nukes
  • Bombs
  • Magic Hammock
  • Monkey's Paw
  • Inanimate Carbon Rod
  • Toaster Time Machine
  • Awards
  • Pies (as Pie Man)
  • Pink Sedan
  • The Homer [2]
  • Mr. Plow [3]

Feats[]

  • Is one of the most recognizable cartoon characters in history
  • A massive resume of job experience: confirmed to have 188 occupations within the first 400 episodes. [3]
  • Has saved his hometown of Springfield more than once
  • Fought Peter Griffin from Family Guy to a standstill
  • Has been to various places around the world, Heaven, outer space, and even Hell itself
  • Defeated a giant spider [4]
  • Defeated Mario in a rather brief battle
  • Won a Grammy and an Academy Award
  • Helped fight off a zombie invasion brought upon by Bart Simpson
  • Once killed Death itself and became a Grim Reaper for a short time
  • During his stay in Hell, ate all the donuts in the world without any discomfort [5]
  • In Lego Dimensions, teamed up with the likes of Batman, Gandalf, the Ghostbusters, and numerous others to save the Lego multiverse
  • Reclaimed his family's sailboat painting from Robot Chicken Nerd
  • Caused a nuclear meltdown without using nuclear material [6]
    • Despite being at point-blank range of the meltdown; Homer shook it off. [7]
  • His disembodied spirit managed to return to his body and revive himself from a heart attack, in response to Mr. Burns preparing a ham for his family in respects (the ham was canceled when Homer revived). (Homer's Triple Bypass)
  • Fought off an army of nerds while protecting Mayor Quimby and Mark Hamill
  • Climbed the unclimbable Munder horn, 20,000 ft.
  • Possible the most durable character in universe
    • Survived falling down the Springfield Gorge twice
    • Getting punched in the head
    • Getting shot in the gut by a canon
    • Being shot at
    • Exposed to radiation
    • Eating a poisonous Fugu Fish
  • Was fast enough to catch up with a skywriter's plane

Weaknesses[]

  • Poor Health
    • Has suffered a heart attack (Homer's Triple Bypass)
    • Attempted to run a marathon race. Was so dehydrated that his own wife mistook him as Grandpa Abe Simpson. (New Kids on the Blecch)
    • At age 40: his life expectancy was declared to be age 42.
  • Despite his durability, can still feel pain and be subject to mortal injury
  • Intelligence seems to be random and inconsistent
    • Rarely pays attention to anything he would consider to be boring.
      • Is kind of an idiot.
  • The same could be said about his strength
  • Is kind of an idiot for the most part
  • Is pretty lazy.
  • Sometimes has a short temper
  • Can easily be scared and frightened at times
  • Excessive self-indulgence and gluttony.
    • Sold his soul to the devil (Ned Flanders, 'It's always the one you least suspect!') for a donut.
    • Was once willing to die upon eating a poisoned éclair despite knowing it will kill him, only to throw it away in horror when Lisa claimed it was low fat.
  • Forms such as Homerzilla and King Homer are virtually unattainable
  • In his own words, "No beer and TV make Homer go crazy"
  • Suffered hearing damage from going to rock concerts.

Failures[]

  • Has died multiple times in the Treehouse of Horror spinoffs.
  • Failed to liberate mankind from dolphins. [8]
  1. Season 4 Episode 16: Duffless
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