Description[]
One rabbit-like monster, three hamster-like aliens! Between the mammal-like monsters, who is the best?
Interlude[]
Wiz: Among all types of mammals, the small ones are always the cutest
Boomstick: However, even small mammals can be dangerous!
Wiz: Correct, Boomstick! Specially if they are an invasive species.
Boomstick: On one side, we've got the alien rodents, the Hermsters!
Wiz: And on the other side, we've got the murderous bunny the-
Boomstick: [Interrupts Wiz] Springtrap!
Wiz: No, Boomstick, just Plushtrap.
[We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.]
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Hermsters invade Death Battle[]
Wiz: The year was 2021. A man named Will was recording a YouTube video, to show to his audience how to prepare a meal so that they could give their fellow alien friends food without them vomiting. However, one of the ingredients should not have appeared.
Boomstick: Basically, it was a kind of space marrow. But the ingredient itself was not the problem... But instead, what was inside it! Not a bug, not a rat, but a Hermster!
Wiz: Hermsters may appear as just stupid little hamsters, but you would be horribly wrong! Hermsters are sentient, conscient and apparently migratory species, as they need to live in the space marrows. They are also 25 cm tall, and should have weights similar to beavers. For your information, beavers are 26 kg on average!
Boomstick: However, Will caused a gigantic problem to the UK. As he popularized the marrow, many, many hermsters escaped onto Earth, specially UK, meaning they became an invasive species! They are peaceful... Until chutney is envolved!
Wiz: When trying to get chutney, they can break into people's houses, individually that is, overpower people and even kill Will himself... Who doesn't appear to be a normal human, actually... How did he regene-
Boomstick: [Interrupting Wiz] That's a subject for another day, Wiz. Anyways, as invasive species, they should be comparable to other animals in the place they live, Will's town. This is because invasive species normally don't have predators, and normally also destroy the ecosystem, which should be the case in Hermster's case.
Wiz: And don't forget about the fact that they are great group hunters, and even outsmart some people! Speed also isn't really a disadvantage!
Boomstick: Hermsters are superior in speed to Will Mcdaniel, who are comparable in speed to Deerface. Deerface, in question, can run his own length 31 times in 1.66 seconds. Assuming he is a reindeer, his length would be 1.905 meters! This would give the verse a speed of 35 m/s! It can run faster than li- I mean, eye. Dang it.
Wiz: These critters are too strong for any competition in nature! Assuming they have the exact speed, and the previous 26 kg, they would have a Kinetic Energy of 16452 Joules! More than enough to kill you!
Boomstick: So next time you see a Hermster in nature, run for your life, specially if you have chutney in your hands!
Plushtrap ambushes Death Battle[]
Wiz: The year is 1983. An incident happened. The bite of-
Boomstick: [Interrupting Wiz] WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!
Wiz: No, Boomstick. That's the bite of 83. The bite of 87 was with Mangle, while this one is with Fredbear. Sad, I know, Scott didn't really have to retcon this...
Boomstick: Let's move on. In this game, we play as the Crying Child, or Michael Afton, we never had a conclusion, and have to fend off against the Nightmare animatronics! These are Nightmare Chica, Freddy, Bonnie, Foxy, Cupcake, Fredbear and Nightmare, just Nightmare.
Wiz: However, in between the five nights, we have a lame opponent: Plushtrap, the small version of Springtrap.
Boomstick: To stop him from attacking you, you need to flash your light at him. However, this may not be a weakness, as we can see that he can still attack in lights, like in Five Nights At Freddy's AR, or Special Delivery.
Wiz: Honestly, he doesn't have the most impressive feats, other than overpowering and killing a child. Although it's age is unknown, the main character would be around 7 years old. Basically, the child would be around 25 kg. However, it is not known if Plushtrap actually kills the child or simply overpowers and knocks them out.
Boomstick: But, if I remember correctly, can't he kill you in Ultimate Custom Night? Wouldn't that be around Street level?
Wiz: Sadly no, Boomstick. Ultimate Custom Night isn't canon, well, it is, but it's just Will's personal hell created by Cassidy, or Golden Freddy.
Boomstick: At least he is pretty stealthy, right? It always caught me offguard in the game.
Wiz: Now you are correct! He can apparently ambush and be stealthy enough to not be seen or heard by people. He is fast too, I guess.
Boomstick: He also appeared in these weird books, the Fazbear Frights, right?
Wiz: Technically not, as most people agree that it is not canon, and it's Plushtrap Chaser, not our Plushtrap. Anyways, it is really important to remember that- [Wiz realizes that Boomstick has left for some reason] Boomstick?
[Boomstick appears holding a small cage, which is shaking and making weird sounds] Boomstick: Sorry for not saying, I bought a new pet, say hi to Cupcake!
[Boomstick opens the cage, allowing the creature, a Plushtrap, to jump out and start to maul Wiz] Wiz: No, you fucking idio- [Wiz gets interrupted by the Plushtrap jumping on him and slashing his throat]
Boomstick: So, next time you see a little child Springtrap... You can just kick it away. He is not much of a threat. Except if you are Wiz!
[Wiz starts to scream for help, as Boomstick slowly walks away]
Pre-fight[]
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
Fight[]
The night was beautiful. The moon shined and the Hermsters slept, while sleeptalking to eachother on how chutney is beautiful, incredible and delicious. It would stop very soon.
Suddenly, a Plushtrap invades a house. The owner wakes up, realizing the weird rabbit is there. Quickly acting, the human kicks Plushtrap out the window, accidentally hitting a giant jar of chutney, covering the little critter in it.
Hermsters (all of the Hermsters in the area): Chutney!? Chutney!
Plushtrap then tries to slowly walk away, but three of the Hermsters catch up to him, knocking him on the ground. Now, both will fight to death, even if it is for different reasons.
The plushtrap tries his first tactic. He tries running away, to start to attack stealthly. Hiding between the bushes, he waited until a Hermster appeared... Waited... Waited... Until he got knocked into the ground. He did not expect his opponents would use the same tactics.
The three rodents charged at full speed. Two of them ended up missing their attacks, as the Plushtrap jumped, however, the third one was luckier. Not only did it not end up missing, but with its full kinetic energy, Plushtrap was sent flying into a tree, causing enough harm to him to almost break his spine. Sadly for him, the other Hermsters had already recovered from their missed hits, biting into Plushtrap's body, with their sharp little rodent teeth penetrating enough into his body to cause bleeding.
The Hermsters started to not only bite, but also slam the green bunny's body into the tree, as well as stabbing with tree branches. The third one started to also throw rocks at him, faster, faster and faster. Eventually, the enraged Plushtrap threw one of the Hermsters into another tree, as it screamed ''I want your chutney!'', ripped a hole in the tree and stuffed the second Hermster inside it, and, before anything else, got hit by the third Hermster's full kinetic energy again. This time, however the small Springtrap clone jumpscared the alien, grabbing his small body, and slamming him onto the ground, then throwing him.
Before any other attack could happen, the first Hermster, the one who was just thrown, not the one who was stuffed, slammed at full speed at Plushtrap. The green rabbit, in an almost bloodlusted state, however, utilized his claws to stab into the alien's brain, killing him.
2/3 Hermsters, 1/1 Plushtraps.
The other Hermsters, Hermster 2 and 3, got mad as they saw their team decrease, but, got actually mad when realizing the chutney was slowly drying out of the bunny, realizing they need to end the battle fast.
Hermster 2, who had just left the tree he was stuffed in, realized the situation.
Quickly, both of the alien rodents charged at the rabbit, utilizing their full strength, briefly knocked the plush-like mammal onto the nearest wall, also splattering blood on the ground and the actual wall, even breaking in half some of the bricks.
The Hermster 3, being the leader of the group, realized the pack needed a sacriffice. Swiftly talking with the Hermster 2, the plan would be started.
Hermster 3 quickly charged at the Plushtrap, gaining time as Hermster 2 went running at full speed to find the piece of wood Plushtrap had ripped out previously.
Plushtrap, fully bloodlusted, finally ends his fight with the leader. Utilizing his strong arms, he stabbed through his heart, ripping the alien in half.
1/3 Hermsters, 1/1 Plushtraps.
As the Plushtrap thought he had won the battle, the last Hermster appeared running.
Hermster: NOT ONLY HAVE YOU KILLED THE LEADER, HURT ME AND MADE OTHER HERMSTERS SCARED, YOU HAVE ALSO STOLEN OUR CHUTNEY! TIME TO PERISH!
Utilizing the sharp piece of wood he was previously locked away in, he was able to stab through Plushtrap's stomach. Enraged, the Hermster wouldn't let that end there. Finishing the fight, the alien jumped, and as the bunny begged for mercy, the rodent ripped him in half, finally ending the fight.
1/3 Hermsters, 0/1 Plushtraps.
K.O.!
Aftermath[]
The surviving Hermster would try to eat the remaining chutney on the Plushtrap's body, but, after realizing there isn't any, he still tries to taste the Plushtrap.
The rest of the Hermsters: Hey, is there any chutney left there?
The victorious Hermster: No, but I discovered something just as good! Flesh!
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: Holy shit! For small rodents, Hermsters sure are strong! Wait, how do they grab things if they don't have hands?
Wiz: Hermsters can still hold and throw objects even with their little cute hands. The battle, all in all, was a pretty close match, in which both sides could've won.
Boomstick: Hermsters are also strong enough to overpower humans, even when in small numbers, like blacking the 6'1 Will Mcdaniel, which was done by just one Hermster! Now, imagine what three could do against the 2 ft tall Plushtrap.
Wiz: Not only that, but these aliens have more experience fighting larger opponents, like humans and likely other animals. For example, Will, who was attacked by Hermsters with no fear, is over three times larger than the small bunny!
Boomstick: There's no reason on why to think Hermsters wouldn't be stronger physically than the bunny, and the same applies to speed and intelligence!
Wiz: In most aspects, the Hermsters would have the upperhand.
Boomstick: It looks like Hermsters did not play with Plushtrap!
Wiz: The winners are the Hermsters.
Advantages and Disadvantages[]
Hermsters (winner)[]
- + Faster
- + Larger numbers
- + Better fighters
- + Better feats
- + Better abilities
- = Similar in size
- = Similar in physical strength
- - Worse weapons
- - Generally less aggressive
Plushtrap (loser)[]
- + Better weapons
- + Generally more aggressive
- = Similar in Size
- = Similar in physical strength
- - Slower
- - Lesser numbers
- - Worse fighter
- - Worse feats
- - Worse abilities
Trivia[]
- The connections would be that they are both small critters, inspired on small mammals, that may appear as harmless, but really aren't
- The name of the battle theme would be Chutney Brutality
- This battle would be in 3D animation
Next time[]
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Track art name: Diving into mutations