Henry Stickmin Faction Battle Royale

Henry Stickmin has delt with a lot of factions, but those factions never really face off without Henry's assistance, which begs the question: which one is the strongest? Which one would win a DEATH BATTLE?

The Government begin a raid on DEATH BATTLE![]

Wario: The Government, the thing that keeps the country from becoming unstable and going head-over-heels in an attempt to gain power.

Waluigi: And they also want to outlaw all top hats! PRIORITIES!!

Mario: PRIORITIES!

Wario: The Government are the sworn enemies of the Toppat Clan, and will take any opportunity to take them down. For a good reason too.

Waluigi: They also have gun. Quite a lot of gun in fact. But the Government is notable for more than just gun, isn’t that right Wario?

Wario: Yes. The Government also have several notable faces.

Waluigi: Obligatory list time because Mario is lazy and stupid!

Mario: l:

Wario: Right, anyways known people of authority include General Galeforce, Captain H. J. Canterbury, Captain Victoria Grit, and two unnamed captains, one at the start of the legacy Infiltrating the Airship and the other in the Time Machine success from Completing the Mission. Some lesser ranked notable faces include Rupert Price, Calvin and Konrad Bukowski, Frog, Eel, Turtle, and, of course, Charles Calvin.

Mario: helicopter go brrrr

Waluigi: They also have helicopters and a tank for big boys only, aptly named Big Boy. Said tank was capable of completely trashing the Government camp during a fight with G.A.B.E.G.G. after it was scrambled by Henry. It also has a giant cannon that can both fire and be used to rocket jump, took gun fire and explosions with no reaction, and dodged lasers from G.A.B.E.G.G. before leaping really high up.

Wario: The Government also have a lot of trained soldiers dedicated to fighting for the country. But even they have their flaws, such as-

Waluigi: Such as not having the strongest land forces, as they get get completely slaughtered in Toppat King, and were powerless against the fight between Big Boy and G.A.B.E.G.G. to the point the Toppat raid was cancelled, along with several lives lost.

Wario: Another problem the Government has is a seeming lack of ways to stop their AI from being hacked, as Big Boy was scrambled and wreaked havoc on their camp-

General Galeforce - A leader of the government’s forces, and has good knowledge of the Toppat Clan. He would stay in the backlines and lead the forces into battle.

Rupert Price - A soldier moving fast through the ranks.

Frog - A stealth master and bounty hunter.

Eel - A technological genius and bounty hunter.

Turtle - A demolitions expert and bounty hunter.

Charles Calvin - An ace pilot and the best member in the force fight-wise.

Big Boy - A super tank with inhuman jumps.

-However despite these flaws however, the Government still have a lot of firepower and training to pull through.

“You can count on us, General!”

The Toppat Clan start a heist in DEATH BATTLE![]

Wario: Where do people go when they have nothing else? At their lowest point, do they give in, or do they join-

Waluigi: Wario, we’re talking about a clan that wears top hats to differentiate themselves.

Wario: The Toppat. Clan are a notorious group of thieves capable of robbing into almost anything. They live in a few divisions, likely to maximize work and minimize the risk of the whole clan going down. The Airship Division, Orbital Station Division, Valuables Train Division, and a Canadian Division are known divisions. The Clan also has several machines to aid them in battle, such as th-

Waluigi: Such as the Topbot, Tank in a Box, Jeep, an Airhip, a Train, and the Orbital Station.'

Mario: Distraction, tank, driving, mobile base, transport, and operation centre.

Wario: The Toppat Clan also have abilities from bios like Sledge MacRush swinging a hammer faster than most people with blades, The Magician having wrestling experience and the ability to rip out people’s spleens, and Grunt having good fighting skills to go with being protected.

Mario: The Clan also are packed to the brim with weapons, guns, cannons, tanks, sniper rifles, and a giant laser called supreme dominance.

Waluigi: The Toppats are run by several people, with the big three being Reginald Copperbottom, Right Hand Man Reborn, and Sven Svensson. Other high ranking members are Ahnoldt Schwarz, Mr. Macbeth, Albert Poshley, Carol Cross, and Gene Fredrickson. Oldmin, Thomas Chestershire, Sledge MacRush, Hans Spearman, and Geoffrey Plumb also may be high ranking as Oldmin and Thomas are the only two non-high ranks to enter the cockpit excluding (Ellie in Toppat Civil Warfare for obvious reasons), while Sledge, Hans, and Geoffrey appear when Henry learns about the clan with Reginald and Right Hand Man.

Reginald - The Clan’s most popular leader, potentially only second to Wilford. Makes up for no combat skills with low blows and protection.

Right Hand Man - Strongest and most chaotic member, especially as a cyborg. Excels in combat, but is quick to react and attack.

Sven Svensson - The Third in Command and the rocket’s pilot. Terrible fighter but created a gauntlet in the rocket to get to him.

Burt Curtis - Head of Communications and has the ability to activate supreme dominance. Potentially depressed.

Mr. Macbeth - Train Driver with a gun capable of shooting lasers. Similar to Right Hand Man.

Mario: Regardless, the Clan do have weaknesses, such as-

Waluigi: Such as the Clan lacking social awareness to the point of not noticing intrusion unless it’s outright walking in.

Wario: Despite this glaring flaw, the Clan are very strong.

“The future of the Toppat Clan looks bright with you as our leader!”

The Center for Chaos Containment stabilize DEATH BATTLE![]

Wario: The Center for Chaos Containment, or CCC for short, is a behind the scenes foundation which works to, as it’s name suggest, contain chaotic situations.

Waluigi: Often in ways that are more chaotic.

Mario: Fight fire with fire, and everyone else dies.

Wario: The CCC are a deeply secretive and dangerous foundation with technology capable of destroying not only the whole world but-

Waluigi: THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!

Wario: ... Maybe.

Waluigi: I was joking!

Wario: The extent of Divide by Zero is unknown, it could only destroy the museum, but its heavily implied to have destroyed the universe since, y’know, that’s how dividing by zero works.

Mario: The whole universe? Where do I join?

Waluigi: The abilities of the mobile units seem to be the same as the headquarters, to the point that they can destroy the world with the push of a button, stop an unknown range in time, harnessing the dark power with the Dark Energy Bomb, both the one Wilson has, and the mini version the Prototype suit has, or just go with a nuclear Wario: The Center for Chaos Containment, or CCC for short, is a behind the scenes foundation which works to, as it’s name suggest, contain chaotic situations.

Waluigi: Often in ways that are more chaotic.

Mario: Fight fire with fire, and everyone else dies.

Wario: The CCC are a deeply secretive and dangerous foundation with technology capable of destroying not only the whole world but-

Waluigi: THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!

Wario: ... Maybe.

Waluigi: I was joking!

Wario: The extent of Divide by Zero is unknown, it could only destroy the museum, but its heavily implied to have destroyed the universe since, y’know, that’s how dividing by zero works.

Mario: The whole universe? Where do I join?

Waluigi: The abilities of the CCC include warping reality, launching nuclear strikes, manipulating the powers of darkness through-

Gundam Tanaka: Through the power of a magic bomb and throughout all in its way!

Mario: leave noob

Wario: Another power the CCC holds is the ability to stop and send things through time. Ironically, both are through mobile units-

Waluigi: You might be asking “So Waluigi, What can the main buildings do?” And I’ll respond with “Mecha anime”.

Mario: Basicslly they can summon G.A.B.E.N., G.A.B.E.G.G., and the JPE Robot. G.A.B.E.N. just crashed the world so idk what it does lol.

Wario: G.A.B.E.G.G. can fire lasers and take hits from Big Boy.

Waluigi: And the JPE Robot destroyed the entire museum. Only three survivors are known from it’s assault. Dave Panpa, Timothy Lewis, and Mayor Gene Fredrickson.

Mario: So like, do they have weaknesses?

Wario: Yes. Operatives aren’t immune to the CCC’s weaponry, as shown with D.E.B. and Ultimate Freeze. Another problem is that Kyle Baxter and Larry Gordon aren’t good at dealing with chaos.

Mario: Irony.

Corporal Bill Bullet - Boss of the southwestern branch. Trusts his employees to do a good job.

Clyde Jenkins - A basic member with control over a large, but unknown radius.

Wilson Stone - Director of the West Mesa branch. Commonly agreed as one of the best.

Larry Gordon - A member who can’t deal with chaos well.

Kyle Baxter - A liaison between The Wall and The CCC.

Ellias Bahtchin - A mobile unit driver. Has a lot of weaponry.

Phantom - Has a sniper rifle designed to pinpoint nuclear strikes.

“Rrroger that. Commencing chaos containment!”

The Wall capture DEATH BATTLE![]

Wario: Some people have to go away for a long, long time. In the Henry Stickmin universe, that’s The Wall.

Waluigi: Unlike everywhere else, this place is for dangerous criminals only. Nobody escaped before Henry.

Mario: 50 years ruined by one asshole who wanted to leave early.

Wario: The Wall have several soldiers trained to kill anyone who tries to escape, stationed everywhere. They also have swords, guns, spears of shocks, and most notably, tanks.

Waluigi they have so many tanks, and only three capable of driving...

Mario: They also have insane durability. Ace Apex was barely injured by a crossbow bolt to the face, Dolan Torkov survived being shot, Grigori only had a broken arm after being hit by a truck that then crashed into a wall, and Dmitri was completely unaffected only a few seconds after being riddled with bullets.

Waluigi: Will is a strong thing, damn.

Wario: The Wall also has members with extraordinary intelligence like Colby Phelps, and earthbenders like Kato Ito. There’s also Cocca Colinski, who can T.K.O. Henry several feat away, or Freddy Fazbear, who guards a building and seems to kill whoever enters. Gnewt Stoneheel also has notably dense feet.

Waluigi: The Wall also were capable of getting tanks from Canada to Brazil at least fast enough to ambush Henry and Ellie, who were on a motorcycle. Dolan Torkov and Dima Pentsky seem to have come to Brazil without a vehicle.

Mario: The speedy bois. Also did I mention they freeze people for eternity?

−−−− Dmitri Johannes Petrov - Leader of The Wall, nearly impossible to kill.

Grigori Olyat - Second in command. Similarly almost unkillable.

Matteo Gurtchev - Actually knows how tanks work.

Karlov Chernik - Has a sword and is a master swordsman.

Kado Ito - An earthbender who’s kept his power secret.

Issac Bindington - Has a spear of shocks which fires a long range laser. −−−−

Wario: The Wall also have a lot of vehicles, such as humvees, motorcycles and armoured trucks.

Mario: The guards are armed with Spears of Shocks, AK-12s, AK-104s, AK-47Ms, Tactical Pump Shotguns, M4A1s, and Makarovs.

Waluigi: So much weaponry... if only they didn’t have a liaison and spy among them.

Wario: The only real weakness for The Wall is the fact that the CCC and Toppats have a way in.

Mario: Albeit, Kyle isn’t the most subtle member, since he has a unique hat.

Wario: Regardless, The Wall are very armed and very dangerous.

“You’re going to be here for a long time.”

Death Battle[]

(Location: The Wall)

(Cue: Complex Waltz)

Dmitri Johannes Petrov was seen standing in front of every single member of The Wall. He turns on his microphone, making his already booming voice louder. “We have learned zat Ztickmin and Roze have likely ze Toppat Clan. Ve muzt zend all forcez as they have RUINED UZ! VE ZHALL MAKE ZEM PAY!”

This was met with cheers from everyone except Wallace Pemberton, Gordon Smith, and Kyle Baxter. “Hey, Ace, can you cover for me?” Smith asked, which Ace Apex replies with “Yup.”, while Kyle silently left to go warn the CCC, Wallace simply disappeared in the crowd.

“Ve vill get our revenge! VE VILL REBUILD A LEGAZY!” The pissed off warden yelled out.

the cheers got louder, more excited for what they would be once again.

“I have to warn Corporal Bullet!” Kyle said out loud, only for Wallace to run up and clock Baxter in the back of the head before running off. Baxter calls to the headquarters, and teleports away.

−−−−

(Location: Southwestern HQ)

(Cue: These Mistakes are Mine Alone

“Hello Baxter.” Corporal Bill Bullet said casually, before realizing the mix of pain and fear in Kyle’s eyes. “What’s the matter?”

“I was injured by a guard after attempting to return to warn you of The Wall’s planned attack on the Toppat Clan because they believe Henry Stickmin and Ellie Rose are in their ranks.” Kyle Baxter responds slowly.

“THEY WHAT?” Bill responded, clearly pissed off, albeit it’s unknown which thing set him off.

“From here on out, keep an on Dogobogo Jungle, as we already have an upcoming 8 there due to the raid. I suspect we may have an 11 there.” Bill Bullet said after composing himself. From the back, Clyde Jenkins comes in the room after hearing the possibility of an 11.

“Sir, do you want me to warn Stone’s division, Bahtchin and Phantom?” He asked after listening in to Baxter and Bullet.

“Yes.”

−−−−

(Location: Military Base)

(Cue:Mission Briefing)

“We seem to almost be ready, General!” The ace pilot Charles Calvin said, looking at the group of soldiers. “In fact, we should be ready within the hour.”

General Hubert Galeforce was quite happy at Charles’ statements. “That’s fine news. It’s unfortunate Big Boy can’t help us, but worse could have happened I suppose.”

Unfortunately for him, worse things were coming to make a visit.

−−−−

(Location: Toppat Launch Site)

(Cue: Toppat Turmoil)

“Preparations are nearly complete! We should be able to launch within the hour!” An ecstatic Reginald Copperbottom noted. His Right Hand Man gave a thumbs up. For a cyborg, he was able to blend in relatively well. Things were going surprisingly well, as long as a raid didn’t happen, they were completely fine.

“Uh... sir?” The bored voice of Burt Curtis broke Reginald’s concentration. “We, uh, we’re under attack... By three different factions.”

“WHAAAAAT?!” Reginald screamed into the mic loud enough for Burt to respond with a small “ow”.

“Yeah, there’s the Government, some guys with black caps with an insignia on it. And the others have blue hats with a big C on them.” The head of comms responded.

“ALL FORCES, PREPARE FOR COMBAT!” The leader screamed out over the speaker.

“Cmon! We gotta go!” Right Hand Man yells out to the boss.

FIGHT![]

(Cue: Beware: Mechs)

Several Toppats run out to fight the Government and Wall soldiers while Ellias Bahtchin stays in the background. Mr. Brimley uppercuts Buckethat due to his hat being too low to see, while Dolan Torkov yells at Dima Pentsky, Darek Gorulik, and Polus Petrovich to open fire on the two factions. Nate Box and Kent rush up for CQC, with Nate being batted away by Sledge MacRush. Mert and Kert Steel, along with Mortdecai Booker enter the scene, armed with prototypes. Peanut, Mr. Thicc, “Rock Cool” Steve Dallas, and Mr. Fatlip are bowled down by a swift boulder from Kado Ito.

“Where are we going?” Reginald Copperbottom attempted to ask, only for Right Hand Man to fly into the rocket. “You stay in ‘ere.” Was his only words. Three soldiers, Frog, Eel, and Turtle attempts to take out the leader by hiding in the rocket until his arrival, unfortunately...

“YOU! I SEE YOU!” Right Hand Man boomed out, wth Frog emerging and telling the others to “Go, I’ll provide a suppressing fire.” and the other two ran off. Right Hand Man attempted to charge up a laser, only for Frog to shove him down and disappear, much to the leader’s second in command’s dissatisfaction. Right Hand Man then rockets off to find them, joining the fight.

Right Hand Man obliterates a small group of Wall Guards, before ramming into Mortdecai Booker, sending both back. Mortdecai attempts to fire a mini D.E.B. to stop him, but it’s easily dodged and a group of government soldiers and a single Toppat are destroyed. Right Hand Man then rams straight through the prototype armour, killing Booker by RIPPING HIM IN HALF.

Major Hershell Panzer gets his platoon on the ramp, stopping all Toppats from entering. “Don’t let ‘em get through men!” He told his platoon as a red Jeep approached. Inside the Jeep was Mr. Blanc, Cool Katie, Oldmin, and Hanz Spearman. The Jeep attempts to ram into Panzer, but it ends up destroying the Jeep, throwing the four Toppats on the ramp (except for Hanz, who fell off the ramp). Reginald looks on in horror as several gunshots are heard. From behind, Reginald pulls out his pistol at takes out a few members of the platoon, surprising the others, allowing Mert Steel to nuke the rest with a Mini Dark Energy Blast.

(Cut Music)

“Just as I thought.” Corporal Bill Bullet said, looking at the 11 on Clyde Jenkins’ screen. “I’ll leave this one up to you, Corporal.”

“I’m not a Corporal-“ Clyde attempted to object, but realized it was futile as Bullet was already gone. He looks down at his panel and picks

(Cue: Preparation 4 War)

A ball moving fast enough to catch on fire landed where the Toppat Clan’s SAM turret used to be, now only showing a giant robot.

“What Ze HELL?!” Dmitri yelled out, “Open fire, NOW!” Matteo Gurtchev and Andrei Warzow opened fire, only for Matteo’s tank to be mowed down with the robot’s giant chainsaw, dealing slight damage to the robot as the tank explodes. Right Hand Man fires a laser at the robot, doing little.

“General! The SAM turret has been destroyed! Permission to move up?” Charles Calvin asked over a built in radio, with response of “Permission granted.” from Galeforce being heard over the radio. Charles begins firing down at the ground, killing several Toppat soldiers, a few Wall Guards, and even Phantom.

The robot attempts to shoot down the helicopter, but to no avail, as it’s too fast. All it succeeds in doing is hitting the Toppat’s train along with a government tank. From the train, Mr. Macbeth is seen getting pissed off at it’s destruction.

Kert Steel rushes at another helicopter brought in to fight the robot, this time belonging to Liam Rogers, and cuts through it, killing the pilot and his helicopter instantly. The explosion distracts some Toppats shooting at the robot, allowing the Bukowski Twins to shoot them, easily taking them all out.

Grigori Olyat walks up and shoots The Leprechaun from behind, then going CQC with Kayn West, easily defeating him.

“I’ll handle this.” Grigori looks over, seeing the confident Kabbitz staring down the robot, before flying up and ripping through it, finally destroying the robot.

(Cue: The Conclusive Battle)

Kert Steel flies up to Kabbitz, blade form prepared, and engages in combat. Kado Ito sees an opportunity and fires a huge boulder at the two, knocking both to the ground thanks to a well-aimed shot. The boulder then crushes both repeatedly.

“Your grounded!” Joe Joshin said next to him, only for Kado to respond with an unimpressed face. “Well now you know how it feels.”

Back in the military base, Bloodhound and Tayne Flarhgunnstow are seen in Big Boy’s garage. “Found anything?” Tayne asks, only for Bloodhound to respond with “Not yet. Keep searching.”

Returning to combat, Dmitri is seen throwing a Government soldier off a cliff. Andrei Warzow fires at a large group of Toppats, killing most of them. Andrei then gets backstabbed by Jacque LeTouche, who failed to realize that killing someone in front of their leader is a bad idea. LeTouche also goes off the cliff.

The Government soldiers start attempting to push forwards, only for the Toppat Clan and The Wall to push back, making all three sides lose a lot.

“All units, move in!” Reginald called out from a radio, to which the Toppats did. Various yells are heard as the Clan moves up and engages with the Government, such as “Rounda’s gonna Poundya!”. Charles Calvin fires the machine gun at the mayhem below, taking out Kyle Baxter, Ahnoldt Shwarz, Karlov Chernik, and Carol Cross. Right Hand Man flies up to the helicopter, and punches it, forcing the pilot to make an emergency escape. As Right Hand Man attempts to finish off Charles, he’s thrown back by an egg-like machine. Ellias had finally stepped in after witnessing Baxter die, unleashing the G.A.B.E.G.G. and all it’s egg-like glory.

(Cue: Big Boy)

The mech had already made its mark, ramming into a government tank, blowing it and the soldiers nearby sky high. Four Toppats are zapped by its laser as Charles Calvin fires his IR sniper, only for the bullets to harmlessly ricochet. GG rams into Charles, knocking him back into the ramp.

“I found it!” Bloodhound proudly states, pulling out a scrambler and then putting it on Big Boy. “Let’s bail.” Tayne said, and both Toppats run off, leaving Big Boy to attack the base.

“What the hell?” General Galeforce looks over after hearing the sounds of destruction, watching Victoria Grit and Canterbury both being destroyed by the tank, before it fires at Galeforce.

“Crap.”

The tank then continues it’s rampage at the launch site. “General, I thought big Boy wasn’t working! ... General?” Charles asked, only for dead silence to respond. “Oh, oh no. Oh nononononono.”

“THERE YOU ARE!” Right Hand Man had tracked down the bastards that almost killed Reginald, and zapped them rather unremarkably. The more remarkable thing was him being slammed by Big Boy.

Rupert Price started firing at the mechs, only to be slammed by Big Boy so hard a MOUNTAIN WAS BLOWN IN HALF, killing Price instantly, along with what few soldiers were left.

“This, uh, this is bad.” The last standing soldier, Charles noted out loud, immediately having his head vaporized by Right Hand Man’s eye laser.

“Oi, Reg. The Government are done!” Right Hand Man yelled out confidently.

GOVERNMENT DEFEATED

Dmitri oversees the destruction caused and calls out to the remaining staff over a radio “Return to ze cliffzide vith ze traintrackz! Ve vill regroup!” And the guards attempt to get over to the cliff side, with a few making it (Ace Apex, Dolan Torkov, Nadya Merakova, Joe Joshin, Kado Ito and Grigori Olyat) but the rest being killed by the struggle between Big Boy and G.A.B.E.G.G.

Right Hand Man stares down the two mechs “I’ve ‘ad enough a this!” He yells and then rams into G.A.B.E.G.G. And Big Boy, knocking both off a cliff sided near the Government’s base. Clyde Jenkins looks at it with a small “wow...”

Mert Steel runs into Right Hand Man, propelling him back, to which the cyborg fires an eye laser, narrowly missing Mert, instead hitting Melvin Poolridge. Mert notices Reginald grabs him, quickly returning to in front of Right Hand Man Reborn. “Kill me, he dies.” Mert threatened, causing the Right Hand to back off. Dmitri sends his guards throughout the jungle, all at different spots.

Kado Ito throws a boulder at the trio, attempting to kill three opponents with one stone, only for it to casually be reflected, leaving Kado to look at his own rock barreling towards him, and wonder how it all went so wrong. Eventually the rock crushed him, killing him on impact.

A small group of Toppats look up at the situation and wonder what to do, only for one, Sureshot Sherman, to pull out a comically large magnet. It immediately attracts Mert’s suit, Rigth Hand Man’s cyborg side, and Reginald’s chain. All three are safely down, and for his rescue, all Sherman is met with is a whack to the face, knocking him down, while Wilhelm Krieghaus and Mr. Cool Joe are shot dead in a struggle between Ace Apex and Reginald over a gun. Reginald then shoots Ace in the head, Ace spends his last moments alive tackling Reginald, badly injuring him before dying to a shot to the head by Sven Svensson.

Wilson Stone and Larry Gordon peek out from a grass bunker, with Larry panicking while Wilson stays calm. “Whatdowedowhatdowedo?!”

Wilson slaps Larry, returning him to his senses. “Go, evacuate with Bahtchin. I’ll handle this.” And Larry did. Wilson activates a disc named Dark Energy Bomb, after checking that he was out of it’s radius. He fires the bomb, killing every member of The Wall except for Dmitri and Grigori, every Toppat except for Reginald, Right Hand Man, and Burt Curtis (as well as a few minor Toppats, but we don’t care about them).

Right Hand Man and Reginald fly into the control tower to escape the blast, Mert Steel flies off towards the crater the first CCC robot left, Ellias evacuates the premise with Larry, while a few Toppats get away, with the rest being blasted.

“Ready? On three!” Reginald calls out to Right Hand Man, with both pressing the buttons for the emergency launch. Reginald then presses the speaker button. “Attention all surviving Toppats! Get to the rocket immediately! We are going to take off NOW!” The two then fly to the rocket, getting in, and after a minute of a few Toppats (and Dmitri, Grigori, and Mert sneaking in with stolen hats) getting in, the rocket launches.

“Oh thank god we are finally sa-“ Reginald says before Grigori punches in the face so hard he recoils hard, alerting the Right Hand, who pulls out his dual tech, and mows down Grigori. Dmitri appears from behind Reginald.

“You have ruined me! My reputation iz gone thankz to ze baztard Ztickmin who haz joined ze rankz of you!” Dmitri was pissed, and despite Right’s efforts, Dmitri was going to leave with someone dead. Unbeknownst to him however...

Mert Steel rushed at them, dragging Burt Curtis (the pilot after Sven’s death) with him, before Burt is thrown into Dmitri, knocking him through the rocket, finally ending The Wall’s reign of terror.

(Cue: The New Recruits)

WALL DEFEATED

Right Hand Man wasn’t willing to let Mert kill another Toppat, especially the pilot. He punches Mert through the same hole as Dmitri, following out while holding

“ボトルの時間!” Completely pausing time, he then flies out while mocking Steel. “ あなたはばかを言う！ SPIRITを有効にしないと思いましたか？とにかく...死ぬ!”

And with that, Mert was dead and Right and Reginald were safely in space. Bullet and Jenkins notice this, and activate the satellite button. Burt notices and calls out to Reginald and Right Hand Man. “Sir, a satellite is firing a laser at us, might wanna do something about it-“

“FIRE SUPREME DOMINANCE! NOW!” Reginald screamed. Things went badly enough, he wasn’t letting these guys ruin it. “Okay, guess I’ll do that.”

Supreme Dominance fires at the satellite, the only thing in between the planet. This struggle was the final battle. Supreme Dominance vs Shoop da Woop. The laser cracks with power, while a loud yell is heard from Shoop. In the end the beams subsided and the side left standing was...

“It’s time to go!” Reginald said scared as he witnessed every other Toppat on the station destroyed by a cyan beam. The leader’s escape pod landed...

In front of all five remaining CCC members, all holding guns.

“Well shi-“

TOPPATS DEFEATED

(Cut music)

“So... now what?” Clyde mentioned sombrely, picking up Phantom’s mask and Kyle Baxter’s hat.

KO!

The few remaining Toppats are seen arguing until the CCC members arrive, scaring the Toppats.

Conclusion[]

Mario: THAT WAS AWESOME! PLAY IT AGAIN!

Wario: Something we should mention is why the Government lost to The Wall. Even if the Government had more numbers, that didn’t mean much when The Wall had such a durability advantage and a weaponry advantage. Ace Apex was barely injured by a crossbow bolt to the face, Dmitri, Dolan Torkov and Nadya Merakova are the only characters we ever see survive gunshots, which we should mention Dmitri was completely uninjured mere seconds after taking an entire clip from an AK-47.

Waluigi: It also didn’t help that the Government has lost every fight except for Master Bounty Hunter’s raid, and even then, that was only because Right Hand Man was busy with Henry. The final nail in the coffin for the Government was their rivalry with the Toppat Clan, meaning they’d be at each other’s throats. Big Boy also worked as it’s own being, killing indiscriminately.

Mario: Even with that win, The Wall didn’t have much on the Toppats or The CCC. The Toppats are more numerous, and The CCC have ridiculous weaponry that ignores that durability edge.

Wario: But how did the Toppats lose? Simply put, they just couldn’t handle everything the CCC could throw at them. Numbers don’t mean much in the face of nuclear strikes, universal erasure, or giant robots. Granted, close up, most CCC members would lose immediately, but the CCC don’t ever fight close with the exception of the prototype users. The rivalry with the Government and the general lack of reading situations also didn’t help.

Mario: Looks like the factions of success favoured the CCC

Waluigi: The Winner is The Center for Chaos Containment.

“Rank: Just Plain Epic”

Trivia[]

This is Amazing Metal Mario’s first completed Death Battle
- This is also his first completed Battle Royal
Metal Mario didn’t expect The Wall to get 3rd