Haruhi Suzumiya vs Ajimu Najimi is a What-If? Episode of Death Battle, featuring Haruhi Suzumiya, The Broken Heroine title character of the Haruhi Suzumiya series against Ajimu Najimi, The Non-Human Who Is Just Impartial from Medaka Box.
| Haruhi Suzumiya vs Ajimu Najimi
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| Season 01, Episode 30 (Season Finale) | |
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| Air date | September 15, 2020 |
| Written by | End Bringer Nyx |
| Directed by | End Bringer Nyx |
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Description[]
Haruhi Suzumiya vs Medaka Box! It's the finale of Season 1! The phenomenal battle between two of the most unparalleled girls in anime!
Interlude[]
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Wiz: We've covered a lot of flavors of characters here on Death Battle.
Boomstick: You got that right! From cute and cudly, to ugly and horrfying! Yup. We've covered them all! No matter how weird and messed up it is to delve into their profile and verse! (Thank us for that.)
Wiz: Yeah... true. I supposed you could say that...
Boomstick: And the most fun part of it is, when the combatants have bizarre and uncanny powers! They surely tests us to our limit! (Can't believe we're really doing this.) Psst! Hey, Wiz! Are we really doing this?
Wiz: Oh yes. Definitely!
Boomstick: Well alright! Who better to exhibit these unearthly wonders other than two astonishing pretty girls of unimaginable abilities! Brace yourself...!
Wiz: Haruhi Suzumiya, the Ultra Eccentric Chief of the SOS Brigade.
Boomstick: And Ajimu Najimi, the Prodigious Leader of the Not Equals. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And its our job to analized their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win, a death battle.
Haruhi Suzumiya[]
(*Cues: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - Kouchou Kouchou*)
Wiz: In the typical world of almost every anime, there always exists a girl who is mostly the center of everyone's attention who eventually becomes the central character to the plot.
Boomstick: Mostly all of anime's lead heroines are primarily driven by the desire to live an extraordinary life in every show they appear in. Which is sometimes the main focus of the show.
Wiz: And while there are many of them who share this role, only a handful famous enough are thoroughly known and remembered.
Boomstick: I can only recognize some by their faces since their names are mostly hard to recall. But the most iconic ones to remember by share their name to the title of their own freaking series!
Wiz: Such as the eponymous title heroine of her show, the highly irregular girl named; Haruhi Suzumiya, of the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya series.
Boomstick: Hmm... that's odd. Her face seems somewhat familiar... Oh yeah! I do recall the chick's face in one of Jocelyn's old research trivia video.
Wiz: Good memory. At first glance, Haruhi Suzumiya is a normal highschool girl you see in every other anime. However, she's more of special kind from the rest. And I mean in a unique way.
Boomstick: Really? She looks just any other high school girl. Mix her up with some, and she totally becomes plain in sight. What made her so special?
(*Cues: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - The Mysterious*)
Wiz: She's somewhat... one of the unusual kinds. When she was young, Haruhi attended a baseball game with her parents. And upon seeing the grand spectacle before her, she realized she was just an ordinary fragment part of the world. In order to be much more, Haruhi gained the resolved to lived an interesting life than ordinary to become something greater.
Boomstick: There are a lot of ways to make one's life exciting. But Haruhi took a uhh... different approach. Instead of accomplishing things to make one's life greater, Haruhi strongly decided to find secret mysteries of fiction and supernatural! Oh man. Another one of those weirdos who believes that Aliens, Bigfoot, the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus exists!
Wiz: Funny thing about that. Haruhi literally believes in all of them, and more. So yeah. She's kind of a weirdo in that sense.
Boomstick: Well! Chuck me up some beers! I got something correct again!
Wiz: Haruhi's desire to make her life fun, is to uncover strange things. In one of her hijinks, when she was in her middle school years, she made some unlucky fellow draw some sort of huge mysterious graffiti on the school grounds as a way to contact extraterrestrial life forms, which later became the headline on the newspaper.
Boomstick: I've done something similar back when I was in middle school too!
Wiz: You don't say...?
Boomstick: The only difference was, I've done everything solo and... it didn't end well as I hoped. That event scarred me for life.
Wiz: Well this is something. Do tell.
Boomstick: Well... that prank of mine did got itself into the headline of the daily newspaper... but as well as that poor casualty listed in the obituaries too...
(*Cues: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - The Gõin*)
Wiz: Oh... Well... I, uh... anyway! That's enough blast from the past! Let's get back to Haruhi! Because of her beauty, brains, and enthusiam, Haruhi became popular in each school she attended. She have dated numerous boys after they asked her out and quickly dumped them shortly after they failed to lived up to her expectations. And during high school, she transfers to North High, where she brazenly announces her own interests to the whole class, in which she will only interact with the likes of supernatural beings like aliens, time travelers, espers, and sliders of all things.
Boomstick: Wished I encountered a weirdo beauty like her back in the day. Man, high school life surely wouldn't have sucked hard!
Wiz: Uh huh. Afterwards, she joins different clubs in school and shortly leaves after she finds them boring to her tastes. But after meeting and somewhat finding a mutual understanding to a fellow classmate named; Kyon, who gave her the idea of creating her own club, Haruhi eagerly sets out and forcibly assembled her own group which she then called; the Spreading Cheer to Our Student Body Brigade or Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruhi Suzumiya Brigade.
Boomstick: That's a mouthful to say!
Wiz: Or simply put, the S.O.S Brigade, which is much more easier to say, with the purpose of investigating unusual mysteries. Haruhi self-appointed herself as the chief, and forces a reluctant, Kyon, to aid her in running the club. Although her club isn't technically registered as an official club due to lacking major requirements, Haruhi was still able to somewhat function club sessions.
Boomstick: Why the other clubs allowed her to run such a half-baked club is beyond me, but whatever. She then soon recruits three other members to join her club. Although Haruhi specified the club's outrageous goal, they also include in conducting various activities like any other normal club, and sometimes goes on outings for fun! And with a highly confident, tough, unpredictable, and deadly-serious girl like, Haruhi, as leader, everyday was an adventure for the S.O.S Brigade!
(*Cues: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - Gekiretsude Kareinaru Hibi*)
Wiz: Haruhi excels both athletically and academically. She is extremely naturally well-rounded in sports, able to play casually like a pro even though it's her first time playing such sports. She also have high stamina, capable of participating consecutive days of sport activities, and have reflexes build for an athlete, allowing her to perform aerobics well.
Boomstick: She is also naturally talented when it comes to playing music instruments and singing, even at the same time! Unlike a certain someone I know who kills off the mood everytime at karaoke night with the ladies.
Wiz: Yeah... hey!
Boomstick: Haruhi also knows a bit of martial arts (Judo & MMA). She's also capable of performing exorcism as she herself stated, and is a surprisingly good cook! She has her good sides, I'd give her that.
Wiz: Haruhi also demonstrates to have precise hearing after she heard the Computer's Society's challenge inside the S.O.S club room, despite her being assigned all the way to the other end of her cleaning area assignment. She is also very competitive, and will accept any challenge without hesitation, regardless of the difficulty or time constraint.
Boomstick: What makes Haruhi stand above the rest of her peers other than besides her weirdness, is her thick skull! She's pretty hard to convince once she made up her mind! But aside from that, Haruhi is also quite smart, able to always done her homework early, as well as finish her exams in half-time while sleeping out during the rest, and still maintains her rank within the honor roll at the result of every exam! Definitely puts her above average level.
Wiz: Haruhi is also a fast learner, able to quickly adapt in understanding how other sophisticated gadgets and games function. Not to mention, she's also got a retentive memory, able to retain the whole script of their film in her head, and frantically memorized the song's lyrics in just an hour.
(*Cues: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - Yuki to Mikuru no Shinrisen*)
Boomstick: Not only she put those brains of her to good use, but she also uses them to torture and torment hapless people! Hah! You think Haruhi's an angel through and through? You're severely wrong! This spirited, seemingly innocent, but weird lass, has her devious side! She will do whatever it takes to satiate her needs. And will often use cunning and sly methods to get it done! Like what she did when she blackmailed that poor sods next door in acquiring a computer for her club. Oh! And that time she conned the Photography club too! The main heroine doesn't have to be a goody two-shoes all the time, right?
Wiz: Haruhi is more of a deuteragonist in her series, really. So perhaps her engaging in deviant behaviors were related to that, as she view things out of the ordinary for fun to overcome her boredom. Quickly jumping at things she finds interesting.
Boomstick: And Haruhi is also a natural born leader too. She casually boss around others and likes to be the center of attention. She possesses high charisma that attracts crowds wherever she goes, and is the kind of person to ever give up last. Pretty stubborn too, ain't she?
(*Cues: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - Nerae, Home Run*)
Wiz: Highly irregular even. Haruhi always comes up with crazy ideas on a whim. And her massive leaps of logic sometimes reaches the point of absurdity that can even beat astronomical odds. Her way of thinking is just that... advanced!
Boomstick: More like fucked up!
Wiz: But despite her... way of advanced thinking, she does possesses some common sense, and puts rationality before her wishes.
Boomstick: She's probably just confuse like everyone else.
Wiz: That's just how eccentric she really is. Anyway, something out of the ordinary happens everytime during the S.O.S Brigade's activities.
Boomstick: Probably Haruhi's doing no doubt.
Wiz: Indeed.
Boomstick: Really? I was just joking about her.
Wiz: Unknown to her, Haruhi possesses god-like abilities. She has the power to create, alter, destroy, and reshape reality.
Boomstick: What the!? And here I thought she's just some nutcase of a girl. She's far beyond special to boot!
Wiz: Haruhi's power to warp reality leaves consequences. Whenever her powers manifests, or if Haruhi comes up with something everytime, it creates a large bursts of irregular catalysts that shakes reality. The first time her powers were unleashed, it sundered the bonds between the frames in time. Distorting and making new alterations in timelines which prevents time travelers from---
Boomstick: Wait what!? Since when was time travel a thing here?
Wiz: Ah,well. You see... since Haruhi has the power to create data out from nothing, probability holds no weight as it becomes certainty in her world. And should Haruhi becomes bored enough with the world, she subconsciously risks creating a "Closed Space", or a new world, which could result destruction in the current world. In this "Closed Space" Haruhi manifests along giant monstrosities which can increase its size to that of a skyscaper called Titans or Celestials, which happens to be avatars of her unstable negative emotions with the purpose of destroying everything around them.
Boomstick: Ugh... my head hurts a bit...
(*Cues: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - Nanika ga Okashii*)
Wiz: And the worst part of Haruhi's godly but dreadful power is... she's unaware of it herself.
Boomstick: Pfft! NANI!? *Ahem* Say what!? You meaning to tell me she doesn't know she possesses godly abilities at her disposal?
Wiz: That's right. Even just by thinking of something, Haruhi could unconsciously make things happen. And should an imaginative thinker like Haruhi knew of her dormant powers, or some idiot with chaotic tendencies told her of it, God forbid, trouble incarnate and chaos would erupt. Possibly destruction of the world even. But hopefully, the members of the S.O.S Brigade are there to prevent this from happening.
Boomstick: Oh, great. But pardon me... how in the hell normal students stop an unpredictable monster of a girl from using her unstable reality warping powers?
Wiz: Glad you asked. Remember Haruhi's line during her class introduction in where she says she's only interested in meeting special kinds of individuals like Aliens, Time Travelers, Espers, and Sliders? Well... majority of the S.O.S members are them, with the exception of Kyon, who is the only normal human in the group (so far at least). So perhaps Haruhi's powers granted her that after she lost interest in "ordinary" humans, and the thought of meeting supernatural beings instead. As her powers manifests whenever she wants most would suit her becomes real.
Boomstick: Uhh... you've totally lost me. Are we still talking about the same franchise here? It feels like we've jumped into some whole new series of anime crazy!
(*Cues: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - Kore ga Kõkõsei no Natsuyasumi*)
Wiz: Anime is always crazy by normal standards, Boomstick. The three members of the S.O.S Brigade revealed themselves not to Haruhi, but to Kyon instead. Stating to him that they were sent by their respective superiors to monitor Haruhi, and keep her entertained, so she doesn't become bored and subsequently destroy the current world. Their task also includes preventing and dealing with whatever anomalies that occured while also covering up problems caused by Haruhi's uncontrolled powers, as well as keeping strange phenomena evidence from Haruhi and everyone else. So yeah, they have it rough with their brigade chief.
Boomstick: So ironically, the members of her club happens to be the types of extraordinary characters that Haruhi seeks?
Wiz: Exactly.
Boomstick: *Smacks head* Oh, Haruhi... the supernatural beings you've been searching for are right under your nose...
Wiz: Haruhi have caused her group trouble every now and then with her reality altering powers. Haruhi's presence alone could spawn a variety of elements that greatly affects her surroundings. She could also trigger the traces left behind by her Close Space, and cause them unstability that alters their area. Especially the left-over and junk traces of data.
Boomstick: And for some bizarre reason, Haruhi could appear unexpectedly and coincidentally right behind anyone without them noticing her presence! And in the worst possible timing everytime too! She's like the ultimate eavesdropper! Truly beyond the norm!
(*Cues: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - Omoide Zukuri-Ver. Yakekuso-*)
Wiz: Her powers messes around with phenomena, time, and the natural order. Haruhi can easily charm others to acknowledge and agree to her whims and wants. Even when their seating arrangements change, Haruhi still ends up seated behind Kyon. No doubt the makings of her power.
Boomstick: She also created an endless summer time loop because she never wanted summer to end, blocked the past in space time, created a mysterious third party just by wishing it to further increase the level of mystery in their investigation, switched her team's color with the opposite winning team on a whim to have the advantage, made a cat talk human language, split the world and created another timeline, and made a real laser beam, rifle darts, and micro black holes come out from Mikuru's contact lens during their film! Talk about special effects! Haruhi is the special effects herself!
Wiz: And had Kyon not intervened Haruhi in a Closed Space, she almost destroyed the real world by replacing it with a new one. As Itsuki Koizumi, a member of the S.O.S Brigade have said; "The world is merely the dream of a single girl.". And that's true in Haruhi's state.
Boomstick: The sake of everything lies on Haruhi's mood.
Wiz: Yes. And it's the S.O.S Brigade's members duty to satisfy their chief's desire so that everything returns back to normal. A heavy burden they bear.
Boomstick: That's some extent of her powers, and more! She even created another self of her! One is enough already! Another of her would be overkill!
(*Cues: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - Yakyū wa Senshun to no Sesshoku*)
Wiz: Let's not rule her out on physical prowess either. Haruhi covered a 50 meter sprint in just a short distance, batted a baseball at fast speed, easily drag Kyon by the collar, casually throws him out their club room, went skiing on a mountain despite a blizzard occuring---
Boomstick: ---and delivers a wicked dropkick to the President of the Computer Society!
Wiz: I guess wrestling is also added in her lists of sport.
(*Cues: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - Mikuru Henshin! Soshite Sentō*)
Boomstick: With an overpowering personality, Haruhi is a real handful to endure! Her mood is always in a volatile state, as she sometimes acts cold, arrogant, and twisted. What a bitch, she sometimes is!
Wiz: While she has good intuition, Haruhi is also kind of a bit ignorant too. Despite the random weird occurences they've encountered in their daily activities, she's even unaware of them herself.
Boomstick: Basically... she lacks awareness in the paranormal events that SHE caused herself! And sometimes even participates in! Seriously with this girl!
Wiz: And because of that, she is an incomplete sort of deity. And despite having an all powerful ability, it can be snatch away or stolen from her. Like what her fellow member, Nagato, did.
Boomstick: Wait what!? Her POWERS can be STOLEN? SERIOUSLY!?
Wiz: Weren't you listening to what I've just said?
Boomstick: Hmm... (That gives me an idea...!) Hey Wiz! My chum, my great co-host of a buddy! Fancy is your power sucking machine that you've invented a little while back... mind if I take a look at it. I---
Wiz: Don't you fucking DARE! *Ahem* Seriously, Boomstick. It's still WIP. Just don't.
Boomstick: *Grumble*
Wiz: And it seems her fellow member, Kyon, is interlinked with Haruhi and her powers. Perhaps Kyon is the reason for Haruhi's unstable powers?
Boomstick: If you think about it, it's not all about Haruhi to be exact, but Kyon's tale in where he, and other misfits, handles everyday life with a defective deity while covering up strange events caused by her, and subsequently preventing destruction of the universe all the while.
Wiz: Uhh... that's strangely spot on. And although undeterred, topics regarding to normal life makes Haruhi vulnerable.
Boomstick: And like any other girl, she can easily be spooked.
Wiz: And while her eccentric mannerism may fool most, she is in fact, a perfectly normal person, with a logical mind who will ultimately act if one of her allies are hurt.
Boomstick: Haruhi may have been a pain and a liability, but after a series of activities surrounding her that she doesn't understand, she develops a strong sense of responsibility to her fellow members and highly values them. She also becomes more sympathetic to others, and embraces the value of her life in general.
(*Cues: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - SOS-dan Shidõ!*)
Wiz: Wow! That's... kinda accurate when you put it that way.
Boomstick: Damn right!
Wiz: Yeah, Haruhi mellows out a bit later in the series. And although the rest of the S.O.S Brigade still think it's exceedingly dangerous to tell Haruhi of her dormant powers, they still keep supporting and make life interesting for their chief by engaging in fun activities while solving supernatural problems altogether.
Boomstick: Those guys deserved a medal or something.
Wiz: Haruhi Suzumiya truly lives a melancholy yet thrilling life.
Haruhi Suzumiya: I’m Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I’m not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!
Ajimu Najimi[]
(*Cues: Medaka Box - Ka!!*)
Wiz: The world is vast and wide. Full of wonders and filled with exceptional individuals throughout who've special gifts and abilities. It is even said that there are three types of people in the world. The Normals, the Specials, and the Abnormals.
Boomstick: And all of them are crammed together into Hakoniwa Academy. A huge campus the size of a small town. The academy emphasizes student independence, allowing the pupils to live a convenient lifestyle inside the campus. Kind of like Xavier's School for the gifted! But filled with dramatic and dynamic ambience!
Wiz: What do you mean by Dramatic and Dynamic ambience?
Boomstick: You know, those anime and insane world logic vibes.
Wiz: Oh. Those. Well... considering our previous combatant's mind-boggling setting, I wouldn't be surprise if this turns out into one too. Although living a comfortable regiment, the students in the academy must adhere to use their special abilities in fulfilling their duties fairly and honestly.
Boomstick: The Normals are those you see as wallflowers or background characters passing by in every show. These ordinary bunch try their best to reach the Special's level but to no avail.
Wiz: That's a bit harsh.
Boomstick: Well, yeah. They're really not that important. Duh! The Specials on the other hand, are the supporting cast who have well... special talents and techniques in specific fields they excel at. And the Abnormals are... well, the unique and memorable ones who possesses super-human abilities and capabilities. Wait what!? You thought---
Wiz: ---uh right. The term has a very much different in meaning to ours. In Medaka Box however, the Abnormals are individuals possessing overwhelming capabilities and exceptional abilities, allowing them to always produce an unnatural, and even creepy results. What they do can't be explained away as technique or talent.
Boomstick: For an Abnormal, effort, environment, and luck are irrelevant! Hakoniwa Academy is so passionate about learning, that they started a special program called; The Flask Plan. With the purpose of recruiting top students from across the country to make them into the perfect human. Hence, Abnormals. They are often rare, and such, the Flask Plan program provides to turn Normals into Abnormals. And of course, there were always those who oppose such plan.
(*Cues: Medaka Box - Today we Have Come to Purge!*)
Wiz: And while most who organized such a nefarious plan is usually composed of a dastardly and sneaky group of individuals, this time however---
Boomstick: ---was spearheaded by a mysterious being. And a cutie to boot! A girl by the name of; Ajimu Najimi. I greatly preferred her than some old farts planning behind the scenes who just sits in the shadows.
Mysterious Voice: Hehehe. Flatterer♡
Boomstick: What the!? Hey, Wiz! You haven't told me of another co-host joining in!
Wiz: Huh? I assure you, I didn't have any... oh no...!
Boomstick: Well, not that I'm complaining or anything. I don't mind having a female companion in this dump! Hehehe. A massive improvement than having a dull know-it-all here you call as a co-host.
Wiz: Wha? Hey!
Mysterious Voice: Now now. Don't be alarmed, boys. I won't bring you trouble. Much. Hehe.
Wiz: Um, care to tell us your name, miss?
Mysterious Voice: Oh, that's right. I should properly introduce myself, shouldn't I? It's important to do that in the beginning, right? Well, it is I, Ajimu Najimi☆ Please to meet your acquintance.
Boomstick: Well! This is a first! We don't get to have a cute girl barging in her every once in a while.
Energetic Familiar Voice: Don't forget about---
Boomstick: ---DOESN'T COUNT!
Ajimu: Hmm?
Boomstick: Anyway! It's much more better than some annoying walking excuse of a tumor!
Another Familiar Voice: Did you call for---
Boomstick: *Cocks shotgun*
Ajimu: Oh?
Boomstick: Ah, nothing to worry about, miss Najimi. This is just protection against vermin!
Another Familiar Voice: Killjoy. Hey! Pretty girl over there! Word of advice; Don't spend too much time around with those cockodoodles! All they do is just wanna get under your skirt! Especially that hobo hillbilly of a mario with a lame peashooter on his hand!
Boomstick: *Shots fired*
Another Familiar Voice: (Whooping like Curly from the Three Stooges)
Boomstick: GET OUT OF HERE! SCRAM!
Wiz: *Phew* Good riddance.
Ajimu: Who was that?
Wiz: Someone you don't need to associate yourself with. Trust me.
(*Cues: Medaka Box - Hito wo Shinjiru Koto wo Shitterunda*)
Ajimu: Oh, I had my fare share of oddballs, you know.
Boomstick: Huh?
Wiz: Seriously, just don't. For your sake and ours.
Ajimu: If you say so. Then how about we get back to little ol me?
Wiz: Oh! Of course! Um...
Ajimu: Oh, don't mind me. Just do what you all do best, alright? Though, I can't promise in joining in on the conversation when I find it... an interesting topic. And please, call me Anshin'in-san since we're already friends☆
Boomstick: I like the sound of that! Anshin'in-san is a charming and too cute of a person!
Ajimu: There you go again♡
Boomstick: Aw, shucks...
Wiz: Miss Najimi here---
Ajimu: You don't have to be so formal. Just call me Anshin'in-san too.
Wiz: Oh, uh right. *Ahem* Excuse me. Anshin'in-san attended the same middle school as Medaka Kurokami, a naturally gifted girl with a special ability to excel at almost everything.
Boomstick: And also alongside Misogi Kumagawa, a twisted boy with a bad case of rotten luck.
Ajimu: I don't know if "bad luck" is the right word for Kumawaga-kun. More like unfortunate is the right word for it.
Boomstick: And because of Anshin'in-san's benevolent personality, she is well liked by her peers and got along well with everybody in school.
Ajimu: I don't know if benevolent is the right word to describe me either but whatever.
Wiz: Despite their clash of personalities, Anshin'in-san took a liking to Kumagawa, and even become his vice president in the election campaign. Suffice to say, with Anshin'in-san's fame, it greatly covered Kumagawa's vote and they won the election. And then things went... gruesome.
Ajimu: I always never liked this part. But... *Sigh* It's a crucial part of my life story however... so, please do tell the viewers about it. A little bit of warning though. It's a bit disturbing.
Boomstick: Despite having a pretty girl by his side, Kumagawa secretly harbors deep hatred for Anshin'in-san. And during one fateful day of Anshin'in-san's life, Kumagawa finally unleashes his hatred on her by tearing her face off! What a sicko! He then screwed her good! What the heck? I know he's jerk and all... but that's just too much!
Wiz: In case you've been wondering, he literally screwed her. With a giant crooked screw.
Boomstick: Oh man. This guy is totally fucked up! I kinda like him!
Ajimu: Likewise☆
(*Cues: J-Stars Victory VS+ - Abnormal Psychology*)
Wiz: I uhh. You both like the crazy ones huh? No surprises there with Boomstick. But Anshin'in-san?
Ajimu: Hmm? What's the matter?
Wiz: It's hard to believed a cute girl like you ended up falling for the crazies...
Ajimu: Like I told you earlier. I had my fare share of them. They're an interesting bunch once you get to know them.
Wiz: Well, we all have our taste. So after the horrific display done by Kumagawa, Medaka arrived and handed punishment to him. However, she arrived a little too late in saving her precious friend.
Ajimu: Yes. Medaka-chan is indeed a precious friend of mine...
Boomstick: After that incident, that douchebag Kumagawa was kicked out of school, and Medaka assumed his position. Then... hey wait a minute... if Anshin'in-san died already. Then...!?
Ajimu: BOO!
(Wiz and Boomstick both scream and make a run for it)
Ajimu: Hehehe. I'm just messing with you both. Guys? Oh well, I got many time to spare... and since both Wiz and Boomstick won't be joining us for a while... I'll have to take over and continue in their stead. Right! Although it looked to most that I was seemingly killed by Kumagawa-kun, and yes, he did in fact pierced me with his crooked screw after he had tore my face off... don't you worry! I've gone through worse! It's no biggy! I was totally fine! Like what's the right word...? put to sleep? Ah! Sealed! My existence was sealed by Kumawaga-kun after. Using his uncanny combo of abilities, my existence was sealed off for three years. And although I was Kumagawa-kun's rival, and had done a terrible thing to me which resulted my apparent death, I bore no ill will or hatred towards him. Rather, I still deeply care for him. Oh, this feelings of mine♡ But thanks to my precious Medaka-chan in reforming by beating Kumagawa-kun to a pulp again, and thus finally saving his heart, the seal he placed on me weakened and---
(Wiz and Boomstick reappears with a similar machine the Ghost Busters use)
Ajimu: Oh my! Glad you're both back. I---
Boomstick: ---Alright, Wiz! Grab the stick! Hold'n!
Ajimu: Uh, guys?
Wiz: Heat'em up! And...
Boomstick: FIRE!!!
(The device fires a laser like beam and hits Ajimu. Wiz and Boomstick stop the device after)
Wiz: Phew. Glad that worked out.
Boomstick: That takes care of that!
(The screen zooms out and shows Ajimu standing right next to Wiz and Boomstick)
Ajimu: Are you guys both done with your shenanigans?
(Wiz and Boomstick screams)
(*Cues: Carnival Phantasm - Märchen*)
(After a thorough explaination by Ashin'in concerning her situation, Wiz and Boomstick understood her. Maybe)
Ajimu: Again, my apologies for frightening you both. Teehee♡ I'm such a bad girl☆
Boomstick: If you weren't a cutie, I'll---!
Wiz: Uh, Boomstick?
Boomstick: Right! Resume composure!
Ajimu: Sorry☆
(Ajimu strikes a peace sign)
Wiz: You're quite a handful, you know that?
Boomstick: Where did you last stop, Anshin'in-san?
Ajimu: The part where my seals looses out a bit.
Boomstick: Gotcha. Hmm... let's see...
(*Cues: Medaka Box - Seigi to Seija wa, Aiirenee*)
Boomstick: After his peers spoiled Kumagawa, it greatly lessens the seal, and ultimately freed Anshin'in-san. This begs me the question... why did he seal you off in the first place?
Wiz: Yeah. That bugs me too.
Ajimu: You both really wanna know?
Wiz & Boomstick: Of course! Yes!
Ajimu: Alright. However, before we got right into it, let's unlock all the seals first, okay? All the seals on my body greatly weakened after Kumagawa-kun felt happiness. I returned to everyone with only one seal left. And assisted... no, planned a way to defeat the main character which is my precious Medaka-chan. And in a way, it kind of worked! Afterwards, I got bored with life, and attempted to commit suicide to end my miserable but boring life, but was quickly stopped by Medaka-chan right before pulling the final trigger. You should've seen it, it was truly quite an amazing feat she just pulled. After that, the final seal on my heart was liberated. Hmm... perhaps all I needed was to appreciate life a little and acknowledge that it is epic? Anyhow, later in the final arc of the series, in my grand scheme to end it, we awakened an ancient creature in a ninja village and pick a fight with it, which resulted in getting our butts kicked. And me dying... whoops. Clumsy me☆
(Ajimu strikes another peace sign)
Wiz: That's a bizarre tale you just told. And you say you got killed again? But how? How are you still alive if you said you got killed in the conflict? This doesn't make sense! Unless you faked your own death again?
Ajimu: Perhaps. But in all seriousness, that monster of a man, Iihiko-san, truly did kill me using a rubber band as a weapon.
Wiz & Boomstick: Say what!? Seriously!?
Ajimu: This is kind of embarassing. I mean, I fought and lost to him at least one hundred million times, 5000 years ago. Plus, any damage he had done to anyone doesn't heal. So yeah, death is the only escape against that man. So, perhaps my curiousity and suicidal tendencies got the better of me?
Boomstick: Wait! Did I just hear you right? 5000 years ago!? You're fucking with us, right?
Ajimu: I wish☆
(*Cues: Medaka Box - Soredemo, Ikiru Koto wa Gekiteki da*)
Wiz: So that means... you're... what are you? You're no means ordinary.
Boomstick: Is that the reason why that Kumagawa prick sealed you off in the first place?
Ajimu: Maybe... or Kumagawa-kun doesn't want anyone to have me but himself? Teehee. Such a greedy boy he is♡
Wiz: There you go again...
Ajimu: Alright. I guess I need to spill the beans now. Although it's a bit rude to ask a girl her age but whatever. *Ahem* I may look like a cute teenager, which I am, I'm actually 3,402,193,822,311 years old.
(Wiz & Boomstick both look dumbfounded)
Wiz & Boomstick: HUH? NANI!? (WHAT!?)
Ajimu: ' I get that a lot. Hehe. And how you asked might I still be alive? Well, it's probably the effects from... one, two, or maybe a few, of the quadrillion skills that I possess?
Boomstick: Skills? You mean powers?
Wiz: Wait! Hold up! Did you just say, Quadrillion!?
Ajimu: I may also not look it, but within this slender body of mine, lie ten quadrillion skills. Specifically, I possess 7932,1354,4153,3222 distinct Abnormalities & 4925,9165,2611,0643 Minuses respectively. And altogether, I have a total of 1,2858,0519,6763,3863 distinct skills.
Boomstick: So many numbers... dammit! Is that even POSSIBLE!?
Wiz: At this point, I should just throw logic and common sense out the window.
Boomstick: You should've followed my example! I've left all those outside right before entering the studio!
Wiz: That explains a lot.
Ajimu: Well, simply put, I'm a multiple skill user☆ The notable ones, if you're not already aware of it, extends my life expectancy infinitely, who knows really. Or was it the Death Block one that allows me eternal life? Eh, whatever. My favorite is Alibi Block, a gentle skill of mine that allows me to well... appear wherever I want, whenever I want. Be it in a lock room, in an impenetrable fortress, space, heaven, hell, inside a dream, inside your heart, etc... and even inside your body♡
Boomstick: Me likey that skill!
Wiz: Appear everywhere and anywhere... wait! Omnipresence!? That's a godlike skill!
Ajimu: Not really. It's just an elementary skill compared to my many others...
Wiz: So you say.
Ajimu: And there's really like, a lot more to go. Mostly have minor functions, but they do extend all the way to... godlike level? Teehee.
Wiz: Yeah... what?
(*Cues: Medaka Box Abnormal - Tada Tooshitai Iji ga aru Dake da*)
Ajimu: Well... besides me teleporting around and about and having eternal life, I'm also REALLY aware of my surroundings, can leave multiple afterimages of myself in various and different places, even in multiple points in the same time, can protect my vision from being tampered with, and likely messed up others too, can stick to any surfaces, could grow my nails long and strike others to inflict them with severe or mild diseases (depending on my mood), can save a person's consciousness and prevent them permanent death, can perform miracles, can easily master any kind of weapons, maneuver any vehicles, defy physics, could spawn and implant legacies of myself into others, freely messed around with time if I'm bored---
Boomstick: Hey! That mean's you'll have an infinte number of do-overs!
Ajimu: That's right☆
Wiz: (I have a bad feeling about this...)
Boomstick: Hmm... is it just me? Or do I already felt like we've gone through this phase before?
Ajimu: Teehee☆
Boomstick: Eh, probably just me.
Wiz: (Dejavu...)
Ajimu: Why so silent all of a sudden my dear, Wizard?
Wiz: Oh? Uh, well... You had a lot of interesting skills here that I couldn't keep track of.
Ajimu: That's just a scratch on the surface. We still have an eternity to go through!
Wiz: (Oh god...)
(*Cues: One Eternity Later*)
Ajimu: And finally! A skill that nullifies any skill. Phew. Well, I believed I've covered all of that! Next is... oh my!
(Wiz and Boomstick were a pile of ashes after Ashin'in-san had finished explaining all her skills)
Ajimu: Ooops! Guessed I got carried away again☆
(Ajimu makes another peace sign as everything returns back right before explaining her skillsets)
(*Cues: Medaka Box - Thirteen Party*)
Wiz: (Dejavu...) Huh?
Ajimu: Well, as much as I like explaining my skills, all I can say is that... using them, leaves certain effects on people.
Wiz: From what I read and understood about it, it's not just on people. You can also manipulate the plot of all things and more. Like say, change a certain setting example of a fighting genre into a comedy one.
Ajimu: I did sort of have that too. But they're kind of irrelevant.
Wiz: Is that so? And to an extent, you could even simply end anything in one shot if you want to. Am I correct?
Ajimu: Maybe... but I'm not telling☆ Girls gotta keep secrets too, you know. Right? And besides... it wouldn't be fun using that from the get go. It takes away all the effort.
Wiz: I uh... right. Forgive me for poking in on your privates. Pleasedon'tkillme!
Boomstick: I will, if you keep this weirdness of your's up! Forgive my wimp of a partner here, Ashin'in-san.
Ajimu: Forgiven☆
Boomstick: Well, Ashin'in-san is also the founder of Hakoniwa Academy! So it's no surprise that she conducted a marvelous plan to make others great like herself through the Flask Plan.
Ajimu: Well... kinda.
Wiz: Ashin'in-san is also the reason behind why no one's ever died in the crazy school in the first place.
Ajimu: You gave me too much credit☆
Boomstick: Ashin'in-san is also a member of the academy's top 6 troublemakers, the All Jokers. A spectacular athlete, even while in a handicap state.
Wiz: Probably the work of one of her skills...
Boomstick: Has a sharp mind, exactly memorized all of her skills.
Wiz: Surely also backed by her skill too...
Boomstick: And an excellent leader!
Ajimu: Am I now? Well, I'm not sure of all that myself...
Wiz: As well as intelligent and a tease. Ashin'in-san is quite michievous, and likes to mess around with others. Confusing them as well as us, a lot, to her absolute amusement.
Boomstick: With sugar on top!
Ajimu: Spot on☆
Wiz: She also likes kissing people for good measures.
Boomstick: Oh me! Please try it on me!
Wiz: I rather not. A kiss from Ashin'in-san takes away something from you as well as give something, or perhaps transport you to who know's where.
Ajimu: He's right you know.
Boomstick: Ah, darn it! Screw you, Wiz!
(*Cues: Medaka Box - Game Kankaku de Satsurikushite yan yo!!*)
Wiz: Disregard Boomstick, Ashin'in-san had showcased her unique skills in play during the story. Mostly aided by them, Ashin'in-san has supported and mentored various characters, escaped card imprisonment, and remembered Shiranui's existence even after Kumagawa erased it from everyone's memories.
Boomstick: Ashin'in-san also casually lifted and carried a soccer goal using only one hand while scaling all the way to the roof of Clock Tower! Which consists of 12 floors. Crushed the ground just by stepping on it, dodged and evaded Zenkichi's (savate) and Emukae's strikes simultaneously without effort while doing peace signs, walks around with screws pierced on her body like their nothing, and endured being struck down by Medaka! That would surely knocked you out into next week! Or a month, a year, or even an eternity at that! But not Ashin'in-san! Wiz: Indeed. Ashin'in-san is a mysterious and powerful being. She easily dominated Medaka's fake six suitors, casually beated Kumagawa to a pulp, held her own against a doppleganger of herself (with the same godly skillsets), beat Medaka's doppleganger by bombarding her with various boss skills, and destroyed a star in seconds with a simple finger bang.
Boomstick: Holy hell! She even outclassed and curbstomped the main character!
Wiz: Not only that, remember when she fought at least one hundred million times against the Fresh; Shishime Iihiko? Although she lost everytime, surviving the ordeal outlives Ashin'in-san's reputation as anything but ordinary.
Boomstick: Even against certain death, Ashin'in-san will take it head-on like a boss!
Wiz: Like her powerful peers, Ashin'in-san doesn't dodge the enemy's first attack, much more so against to those with unknown powers, making her quite daring and... straight-up reckless.
Boomstick: Ashin'in-san fought impossibility all her life. And even comes out unscathed from it! Definitely beyond perfect.
Ajimu: That could be. But... I can be pretty much knocked out with just about any attack☆
Boomstick: Huh? Was that a jest just now? Or are you being serious?
Ajimu: Teehee.
(*Cues: Medaka Box - Ningen de wa Naku Kemono no You ni Kisama wo Utsu!!*)
Wiz: She probably means both. Err, glass cannon of sorts? Anyway, Ashin'in-san just wants to waste her time, and as such, leisurely kicks back when fighting against foes. However, she meticulously take precautions that any short term solution wouldn't work on her.
Boomstick: And she is also a bit of a... maso.
Ajimu: Hmm? What was that?
Wiz: What Boomstick mean't is that, Ashin'in-san's likes to enjoy being seemingly overwhelmed by her opponents, and usually plays around on the losing end until she had enough and decides to turn the tide on a whim.
Boomstick: And her patience is well... she will drag the fight and endure for an opportunity no matter how long it takes.
Ajimu: I don't even know how to describe myself properly. But that kinda strike some points about me.
Wiz: And despite with so many skills, some of them have trivial effects, and restrictions or limitations. For example, Ashin'in-san can't bring someone back from the dead.
Ajimu: True. But I do, however, have a particular skill that can make it so they never died...
Wiz: Uh huh. Well... even though she is surrounded by a sinister aura and may have a lot of power akin to a primordial deity, Ashin'in-san is oddly fair to every twist in a sense.
Ajimu: Sometimes☆
(Ajimu does another peace sign)
Boomstick: But when she decides to become serious and goes all out, their will be a great amount of sacrifices!
Ajimu: You shouldn't give up so easily. Defeating me may be easier than you think. Seven quadrillion, nine hundred thirty-two trillion, one hundred thirty-five billion, four hundred forty-one million, five hundred twenty-three thousand, two hundred twenty-two abnormalities. And four quadrillion, nine hundred twenty-five million, nine hundred sixteen billion five hundred twenty-six million, one hundred ten thousand, six hundred forty-three Minuses. For a total of twelve quadrillion, eight hundred fifty-eight trillion, fifty one billion, nine hundred sixty-seven million, six hundred thirty-three thousand eight hundred sixty-five skills. That's all I have.
Pre-Fight[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let’s end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
Death Battle[]
(*Cues: Shuffle! - Morning Bell*)
Morning.
It's a new school year at North High. And after the school's welcoming ceremony, Haruhi and Kyon were pretty much assigned in the same classroom together again.
Haruhi: What the hell's with this!? I was expecting something more surprising! I'm pretty much with the same people all over again! This sucks!
Kyon: Well, it can't be that bad seeing you've managed to get by last year with this lot. And it's not like you're planning on becoming friends with them just so you could have the leverage of becoming the class' idol, representative, president, or whatever anyway. Besides... you didn't even bother interacting with our classmates much aside from me last year. So, why complain now?
Haruhi: Hmph! Well, excuse me! I DO infact converse with them on a basis!
Kyon: How is "not interested, no thanks, I'm alright, sorry I don't have time, and excuse me, I have something to do" interacting? You straight up reject and turn down everyone's attempt at conversation with you! Now that you think about it, you're a bit rude and heartless, you know that?
Haruhi: Well, not all the time. But... *Groans* You know what? What we need, is a new mysterious transfer student to liven things up!
Kyon: We already have enough weirdos here.
Haruhi: Nah. Not the usual sort. I'm talking about someone who is more... of an enigma, and an irregular type of person even... someone who can boost the spirit of your's truly! You know, someone like me!
Kyon: Don't get your hopes--- huh? What did you just---
(*Cues: Shuffle! - Happy Run*)
Not too soon, the homeroom teacher opens the classroom door.
Homeroom Teacher: Alright class, go to your seats. Come in, and please everyone, welcome your new...
Kyon: (Crap...)
Kyon facepalms himself as a new face enters the classroom.
Haruhi: Oh, wow! I don't believe it. My prayer went answered!
The class chatters around the classroom.
Female Student A: Nice! A new classmate! I'm going to befriend her!
Male Student B: Whoa! What a cutie!
Male Student C: Hah! Guess you owe me!
Male Student D: Dammit! There goes my lunch money...
Female Student E: Tsk. Another pretty girl. The competition for me this year couldn't get worser... (gotta get rid of her somehow...)
Male Student F: I should try asking her out after this.
Male Student G: I really hope she likes anime... or hentai. Hehehe.
Female Student H: Hmm... haven't I seen her around somewhere before?
Female Student I: Now that you mentioned it... she bares a striking resemblance to a certain "someone".
Some of her classmates turn their gaze and look at Haruhi.
Haruhi: What the hell are you all staring at me for?
And back at the new transfer student a couple of times.
Male Student J: Hey, Suzumiya-san! You didn't tell us you had a long lost twin sister!
Male Student K: Or a doppleganger!
Haruhi: Wha---? Oi! Quit yapping nonsense something that isn't legit about me! See, Kyon! This is why I don't bother interacting much with our fellow classmates. Nothing but a bunch of idiots.
Male Student L: Hey! I resent that!
Kyon: Well, you got your wish, chief. We got a new girl on the block. And someone who is weirdly identical to your appearance too. Huh. Isn't that an odd coincidence? (I pray she doesn't turn out like Haruhi on the inside too.) Man. That could be catastrophic.
Haruhi: What is?
Kyon: Err... nothing.
Haruhi: Hmph. If that girl doesn't have anything interesting in her, then she isn't worth comparing, or worth talking to.
Kyon: (I hope...) You're a hard girl to impress, you know that?
Haruhi: Damn straight! I'm the S.O.S. Brigade Chief, afterall!
Kyon: Sure you are.
Homeroom Teacher: Alright, everyone. I know you're all excited and all. But let's give her the chance to introduce herself.
Ajimu: Hi everyone! I'm Ajimu Najimi☆ Please to meet you!
Her introduction took a couple of minutes since homeroom began.
Ajimu: So in short, I'm multi-talented and simply just an impartial person. Hmm... what else? Oh! And please call me Ashin'in-san since I already considered you all my friends☆
The new transfer student, Ajimu, ended her introduction with a peace sign.
Kyon: (Figures...) *Sigh*
For some bizarre reason, most of the class instantly took a liking to her.
Kyon: Well. She's the likeable sort at least. Unlike someone...
Kyon turns around to look at Haruhi.
Kyon: Huh?
Haruhi had that sparkle of determination in her eyes.
Kyon: (Damn! She's deadset on making Najimi-san a member of the Brigade.)
Homeroom Teacher: Now everyone, get along.
(*Cues: Shuffle! - Hey You!*)
At lunchbreak, Haruhi's classmates gathers around Ajimu and bombards her tons of personal questions.
Male Student F: Hey, Ashin'in-san? Mind I call you, Ashin'in-san? Do you have a boyfriend?
Female Student A: Or a g̶i̶r̶l̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶? I mean, best friend? If not, could I apply? Oh! And can you give me your phone number?
Female Student E: Since we're friends, Ashin'in-san... mind hanging out together after school's over? I just know this great place to hang out near the quarry site not too far from here...
Male Student G: Do you like... watching hardcore and exotic anime and stuff? Hehehe.
Male Student D: Um... Ashin'in-san, was it? Since we're friends and all... can you spare me some money? I know we've just met but... I promise to pay back! And with interest too!
Male Student C: Do you play sports, Ashin'in-san?
Male Student K: Do you play video games, Ashin'in-san? I liked RPG, MMO, and FPS! Fighting, Adventure, and VN are also in my list!
Male Student J: By any chance are you related to Haruhi Suzumiya?
Female Student I: Hey, Ashin'in-san! What perfume and make-up brand do you use?
Female Student H: Oh my! You have a really long and beautiful hair, Ashin'in-san! What brand of shampoo are you using?
Male Student K: Ashin'in-san! Mind joining the drama club? With your pretty face and marvellous long hair, you'll make an excellent role playing as Princess Rapunzel in our next play!
Male Student L: Talk to me dirty.
However, before Ajimu can answer any of their questions.
Haruhi: Alright people, that's enough!
Haruhi made her way through in front of Ajimu.
Haruhi: And you! You're coming with me! The SCP asked me to look after you. So...!
Ajimu: Eh?
Haruhi grab and drags Ajimu out of their classroom by the hand.
Kyon: (This spell trouble!) Hey wait you two!
Kyon hastily gets out of his seat and follows after them.
While walking in the hallway.
Ajimu: What you said about the student council president...
Haruhi: Was an obvious lie.
Ajimu: Oh? Then---
(*Cue: Majikoi A3 - Evolution*)
Haruhi: Listen up, newbie! The Chief of the S.O.S. Brigade has set her eyes on you! You will join the brigade at once! Declining the invitation is not a viable option! You also don't have a say in the matter!
Ajimu: Really now? And who is this "Brigade Chief" that you speak of?
Haruhi: Only the most glorious, the awesomely stupendous, and the greatest boon to mankind! ME...!
Ajimu: Oh my!
Haruhi: I get that all the time.
Ajimu: Well well. Ain't this a rare chance then? Hmm... the name of your group sounds kind of intriguing. So perhaps I will acquiesce to your proposition.
Haruhi: (Really!?) *Ahem* However! Before I can make you an honorary member of the brigade, you must first overcome the great trials to see if you're worthy in joining the exclusive group!
Ajimu: A contest you say?
Kyon: Oi! Isn't that a little too far? And what's this trials you speak of? There wasn't anything like that last time.
Haruhi: Oh, Kyon? Didn't notice you there. Trials? Of course there was!
Kyon: Uh huh... You just made that up now.
Haruhi: Nonsense! Based on her awesome intro, this initiate here, proclaims she can do most of everything with absolute ease! Well, I say let's find out!
Kyon: You're getting out of line, chief.
Ajimu: Teehee. Well, not everything... for example... I've yet to master the arts of love mak---
Kyon: ---okay! I think we've got the idea!
Haruhi: When I say it's on, it's official! I'll set various challenges for Ashin'in-san to conquer! If she can...!
Ajimu: Make it worthwhile. Oh! But before we begin, mind setting the stakes a little higher?
Haruhi: Oh? Make it interesting that will get me pump up! Otherwise...
Ajimu: Oh, don't worry. You're in it☆
Haruhi: Eh...?
Ajimu: If I win this... initiation challenge, not only will I be part of this brigade of yours, but will also become its head-honcho. You on the other hand... well, I'll decide when the time comes what to do with you.
Kyon: Hey, Haruhi. I think she's serious. You better think this through before you---
Haruhi: *Confidently* I accept your terms!
Kyon: (You idiot. Why did I even bother? Knowing Haruhi...) *Sigh* Well, it's your funeral. Just don't come running to me with tears pouring down your cheek when you lose.
Haruhi: Hah! Don't worry! I got this! After all... hehe, I'm the one orchestrating this special event! By the way, if you lose my challenge Ashin'in-san, you'll have to forfeit your freedom and submit eternally to me!
Kyon: Tell me your joking...
Haruhi: I always liked having a mirror by my side.
Kyon: Then go buy one!
Ajimu: (Being tide down to another?) Hmm interesting... sure, why not? I got plenty of time to kill.
Kyon: Seriously!? (This girl... she's just as crazy as Haruhi! Probably even crazier!) This is surely gonna be a headache...
Haruhi: Oh yeah! I'll take your word for it! No chickening out now! Let the awesome challenge of Haruhi Suzumiya, commence!
(*Cues: Majikoi S - Sporty*)
On the beach, Haruhi and Ajimu were in triathlon suits, and were stretching out as they prepare to start the battle.
Ajimu: Um... Haruhi-chan? Care to tell me why you're also competing in this trial?
Haruhi: With myself on the line? Heck yeah I'm competing!
Ajimu: Oh? This should be fun.
Haruhi: Ready to get your butt owned by the most popular and cutest girl in the world?
Ajimu: Hahaha. My my. Be sure to back up that sentence now.
Haruhi: Hey ref! Let's get this event started!
Kyon: (How did I get myself drag into this...?)
Kyon is wearing a referee uniform and is also part of the event that Haruhi set-up for her battle with Ajimu.
Kyon: Uh... *Ahem* You girls ready? On your mark... get set... GO!
(*Cues: Fate Grand Order - Summer 2017 Map#1*)
Both girls instantly rushes off towards the water at Kyon's call and began their long swim to the other side of the bay. Haruhi started off fast and was ahead a few distance from Ajimu.
Haruhi: Slow... poke...!
Ajimu didn't listen to any of Haruhi's taunts and continues swimming comfortably at slow speeds.
Haruhi: (Heh. Too easy!)
Haruhi continues on her pace. Leading a great margin away from her opponent. Ajimu silently watches over Haruhi from the distance and smirks as she dives underwater. Haruhi continues her freestyle swimming.
While underwater, Ajimu continues swimming but then extends both of her arms in front of her head and began kicking up and down in a wave motion, performing a Dolphin kick as she gains speed and momentum.
Haruhi: (Almost there! Just a few more strokes to go!)
As Haruhi swims, she caught a glimpse of Ajimu passing her by at extreme speed underwater.
Haruhi: (Huh? Was that a dolphin just now?)
Haruhi was left dumbfounded.
Haruhi: (Wait a sec! I'm falling behind!)
Haruhi hasten her own pace.
Haruhi: (Just keep swimming!)
As Haruhi closes her eyes for a moment, she unconsciously alters reality to be a few feet closer behind Ajimu.
Haruhi: (Huh? When did I? Doesn't matter! Almost reach her now!)
Both girls continue to swim and was near shore. Ajimu resurfaces out of the water and performs the Butterfly stroke, followed behind by Haruhi a few feet away.
Ajimu reached the shore first. Followed shortly by Haruhi. Both girls then dash off towards the bicycle area with Haruhi surprisingly overtaking Ajimu.
Ajimu: (Oh my! When did she get here?)
Haruhi: What's the matter? Feeling tired already?
Ajimu just grins and continues dashing behind Haruhi. Haruhi gets on a bicycle and began equipping the cycling gear as Ajimu caught up to her.
Haruhi: Took your time, didn't you?
Ajimu quickly gets on a bicycle and speeds away without gearing up.
Haruhi: What the heck!? Is that even allowed?
After finishing her preparations, Haruhi pedals on the boardwalk along the shore. Ajimu rapidly pedals through and follows the checkpoints, advancing a great distance from Haruhi.
Haruhi: Damn! How the hell can she go so fast?
However, Ajimu intentionally began slowing down on her pace.
Haruhi: Hah! Your stamina's been depleted! That's what you get for starting off fast!
Haruhi manages to caught up to Ajimu and the two were on even pace.
Ajimu: Glad you're catching on.
Haruhi: *Panting* Just you watch! I'll leave you in the dust!
Haruhi began pedaling faster. She overtakes Ajimu and is slightly in the lead with Ajimu close behind.
A curve road lies ahead of them.
Ajimu: (I'll get her on that corner.)
Ajimu pedals with incredible speed and outmaneuvers Haruhi on the curve road.
Haruhi: (What incredible cadence!) Hey!
Ajimu: See you at the finish line!
Ajimu speeds off and was in the lead again.
Haruhi: You jerk!
Not far after the curve road, lies a winding downhill road.
Ajimu follows the winding path downhill.
Haruhi: (I got an idea! I'm gonna take a short-cut!)
Haruhi pedals with a furious momentum.
Haruhi: (Please work! Please work! Please work!)
And hops over downhill. Her powers allows Haruhi to hop high. A shadow flew over Ajimu.
Ajimu: (!) Dear me!
Haruhi passes over Ajimu and landed safely down on the road below. Greatly advancing a distance from Ajimu.
Haruhi: Wicked!
Haruhi then speeds off and reach the highway road. She steer clears to avoid the vehicles on her way. Ajimu was left behind a great distance.
Ajimu: There she goes. She's now ahead of me... but for how long I wonder?
Haruhi continues to pedal on the highway. An angry driver driving an old red dusty pickup truck, suddenly drives by and began shouting at Haruhi.
Angry Driver in a Red Pickup Truck: Go back to France you bicycle pedaling freak!
Haruhi: And you back to the nuthouse, you crazy hobo with anger management issues!
The two began exchanging aggressive banters. And while Haruhi has been caught up in a heated conversation with the angry pickup driver, she wasn't able to notice a black pickup truck carrying a bicycle passing them by minutes later with Ajimu sitting at the front seat. Ajimu turns her head at her bickering opponent and smirks.
Ajimu: Heh.
The black pickup truck overtakes them. A few seconds have passed, and still, Haruhi and the angry pickup driver continue to exchange aggressive words at each other.
Haruhi: Oh come on! I have a race to win here! Couldn't you find somebody else to vent your frustrations on instead? You angry bald moron!
Angry Driver in a Red Pickup Truck: That's crossing the line! You're gonna get it now, bitch!
Haruhi: (Oh! The nerve! Wish his stupid car break down right now!)
As the angry pickup driver attempts to ram Haruhi out the side of the road, his car engine suddenly dies down. Leaving him behind and stuck on the road.
Angry Driver in a Red Pickup Truck: Arrrgh! Start you piece of crap!!!
Haruhi turns her head back at the angry driver and push her tongue out.
Haruhi: Hahahaha! Serves you right! You grumpy old bastard!
Haruhi continues to pedal her bicycle and soon reach the final area with a shock look on her face.
Haruhi: Un---freaking---believable!
Haruhi saw Ajimu from the distance already parking her bicycle on the bicycle lane and sets off sprinting down following the hillside road.
Haruhi: (Dammit! How did she...? When did... Argh!) Full speed!
Haruhi rapidly pedals and speeds off towards the bicycle lane. And in anime dynamic fashion, awesomely parks her bike and takes off her gear and proceeds to sprint after Ajimu.
Haruhi: (Have to catch up to her somehow!) I got it!
Haruhi took a short-cut down through the woods, and while doing so, consciously wants to be near on catching up to her opponent. Her powers made it happen without her knowing. Ajimu on the other hand, continues to sprint normally on the hillside road.
Ajimu: (Guess I'm in the lead now. Hmm, I wonder whatever happened to that girl? Hope she doesn't end up roadkill. Hehehe.)
Suddenly, Haruhi emergies from a bush on the side of the road and is now running not far behind Ajimu.
Ajimu: (Speak of the devil!) What took you so long?
Haruhi: (Finally caught up to her... somehow!) *Panting* Oi! You've got some cajones! What you did earlier on that bike race was extremely... risky... and dangerous!
Ajimu: Oh? Is that so?
Haruhi: Didn't they teach you that in your school or whatever? Not wearing equipment gear is straight up reckless!
Ajimu: Look who's talking. Aren't you quite the daredevil yourself? Brazenly jumping downhill and going through the woods at a fast pace just so you could reach to little ol me?
Haruhi: And I did! So what?
Ajimu: Really now...?
Ajimu began increasing her speed.
Haruhi: (Huh?) Oi! Don't leave me behind again!
Ajimu: Watch me☆
Ajimu dashes off at inhuman speed.
Haruhi: (Impossible!) What speed...!
Haruhi also dashes off after Ajimu at full speed. However, despite Haruhi's increase of speed, she is still too far in distance from Ajimu. The two competitors soon reach the opening field and saw the goal with Kyon and other spectators waiting for them at the finish line.
Ajimu: (Victory in sight.) Heh.
Haruhi: (Dammit! Wish she steps and trips over a pebble or something!)
As Ajimu was about to reach the finish line, she suddenly steps on a pebble and trips over.
Haruhi: (Huh? Yeah!) Alright! Sucks to be you!
But just as Ajimu was about to fall face-flat to the ground, she was able to avoid it out of reflex and summersaults right back up and continues on sprinting towards the goal.
Haruhi: (That was so cool! How did she even manage that?) Damn! So close!
Ajimu reach the finish line with Haruhi following shortly behind.
(*Cues: BlazBlue: Central Fiction - Variable Heart*)
Kyon: And the winner is... Ashin'in-san!
The crowd applauds Ajimu on winning.
Ajimu: Well well... looks like I won the match.
Haruhi: Heh. You kidding? I didn't say this to be the only challenge!
Ajimu & Kyon: Huh? Eh?
Haruhi: This is only just the warm-up! Now the real deal begins!
(*Cues: Carnival Phantasm - Race*)
Various challenges were shown from Table Tennis to Archery, to Bowling to Kendo, to Disc Shooting to Sack Race, to Tennis to Javelin Throw, all the way to board games like Chess, Checkers, and Shogi. Throughout various challenges, both manage to score roughly ahead on the other (mostly Ajimu) but Haruhi miraculously somehow manages to even the score every time. Unbeknownst in using her powers to her advantage which strangely got Ajimu wondering about the opponent she's dealing with.
(*Cues: Harukoi Otome - After School Is Way Too Busy*)
Haruhi: (Man! She got the lead on me again! In that case...!) Alrighty! Let's see if the cards favor you! Dealer!
Kyon: Huh? You talking to me?
Haruhi: Yeah! Get your suit on!
Moments later, Kyon reappears to them with a dealer get-up.
(*Cues: Harukoi Otome - Today There's Quite The Uproar As Well*)
Ajimu: You look good in those.
Kyon: Gimme a break...
Haruhi: Oi! Quit flirting around! There's a time and place for that!
Ajimu: Teehee.
Kyon: (I swear...) *Sigh* What it'll be, ladies?
Kyon spoke to them while shuffling the cards.
Haruhi: A fancy game of strip poker!
Kyon lightly smacks Haruhi's head.
Haruhi: Oww! What was that for!?
Kyon: Trust me. I'm saving you from disgracing yourself.
Haruhi: Ugh! Fine! Just poker!
Ajimu: *Playing Oblivious* Oh! I like the sound of that! Do we poke each other into submission?
Haruhi: Uhh...
Kyon: Seriously?
Ajimu: Kidding! Teehee.
Kyon: For a second there, I thought...
Haruhi: Just give us the cards already!
Kyon: Spirited as always, huh? Alright then.
(*Cues: Conquering the Queen - Battle*)
Kyon dealt the cards to the girls.
Haruhi: Our fate is in the cards!
Haruhi pick up her cards and smirks.
Haruhi: Looks like the cards favor me!
Kyon: Change or...
Haruhi: What does it look like?
Kyon: Okay. How about you, Ashin'in-san?
Ajimu: Call.
Haruhi: You're either brave or...
Kyon: The first to score fifteen, wins.
Haruhi: Hah! Give me a point for this!
Haruhi placed her cards on the table. It shows Seven of Spade, Eight of Heart, Nine of Diamond, Ten of Club, and a Jack of Heart. A Straight Deck.
Haruhi: Beat that, sister!
Ajimu: Oh my! What a strong hand on the first draw! You must be very lucky indeed!
Haruhi: Lady luck is on my side!
Ajimu: I don't mean to brag but...
Ajimu placed her cards on the table. It got the crowd and even Haruhi's attention at them.
Haruhi:" No freaking way!!!
Ajimu's deck reveals Three-Pair of Aces and Two-Pair of two's. A Full House Deck.
Ajimu: I'm just a bit luckier...
Ajimu winks at Haruhi.
Kyon: Full House beats Straight. The first victory goes to Ashin'in-san!
Haruhi: Dammit. I'll avenge this loss on the next round!
Ajimu: Looking forward to it☆
The second match starts. Haruhi had a worried expression on her face.
Haruhi: (Shoot! It's only just the second round and I already got rotten luck!)
Haruhi took a quick glance at her opponent who is calmly arranging her own deck.
Haruhi: (Damn her calm composure! Ah! It's all or nothing!) Dealer! Request a change of cards!
Kyon: Yeah yeah. Where's it gonna be?
Haruhi: All of it!
Kyon: Uhh, are you sure about that?
Haruhi: Yup!
Kyon: Alright.
Kyon dealt a pair of cards to Haruhi.
Haruhi: (Hope it's good!)
Haruhi's powers grants her wishes.
Haruhi: (Huh? Oh yeah!) Awesome!
Haruhi was estatic to find out her cards contents.
Kyon: (Glad to see Haruhi back to her usual behavior.) How about you, Ashin'in-san? Would you also request a change of cards?
Ajimu: Hmm... just a pair will do.
Ajimu releases two of her cards as Kyon dealt her new ones.
Ajimu: Oh?
Ajimu arrange her cards.
Haruhi: Call!
Kyon: Alright ladies. Cards on the table please?
Both players handed their cards on the table. The crowd was in awe. Ajimu had a pair of Kings and Jacks, and an Ace of Spade. Haruhi on the other hand had three Queens, a King, and a Jack.
Ajimu: My my.
Kyon: Three of a Kind beats Two-Pair. The second round goes to Haruhi!
Haruhi: Told you I'm gonna made a comeback on the second round!
Ajimu: Indeed. And you delivered it well. Bravo. But we're far from over yet.
Haruhi: Don't count on it! This battle is already been decided the moment it began!
(*Cues: Harukoi Otome - Now Is The Time To Fight*)
Both girls continue to battle it out with their deck. Haruhi gained ten straight wins after that, while in contrast, Ajimu lost ten in a row with only one win since then.
Ajimu: ...
Haruhi: You've been awfully silent for a while now...
Ajimu: Hmph. I believe the tide will shift on this round.
Haruhi: Dream on!
After Kyon dealt the cards, Haruhi was confident with her hand while Ajimu silently arrange her deck and requests changing some of them. Kyon trades them with new ones. After receiving the cards, a smile form on Ajimu's face.
Haruhi: This is the end! Take this!
Haruhi placed her cards on the table. It shows a pair of Sixes and Queens and a Ten of Diamond. Ajimu just giggles and show hers.
Haruhi: Uhh...
Haruhi was devoid of life as she saw Ajimu's cards. It shows a pair of Eights and Aces, and a Ten of Hearts.
Kyon: Two-Pairs... but Ashin'in-san has the High-Pair. This round goes to Ashin'in-san!
Ajimu: There goes your winning streak...
Haruhi: Grrr...! Lucky draw!
Just as Ajimu stated. The tables have turned on Haruhi, and everytime she has the upperhand, Ajimu was just a slightly bit luckier than her. The card battle becomes heated, and the crowd cheers with excitement as Ajimu not only recovers from her losing streak, but also caught up to Haruhi's score. Making it even in terms of points.
Haruhi: (How did it come to this!?) Crap...
Ajimu: Teehee.
Both competitors have fourteen wins. The next game will decide the victor.
Kyon: (This is quite intense...!) Alright! Seeing as both of you have even score, this will be the final game to decide the victor. You two ready?
Kyon shuffles the cards.
Ajimu: Of course!
Kyon: Haruhi?
Haruhi: Always!
Kyon: Alright then. Goodluck to you both!
Kyon dealt the cards to the girls.
Haruhi opens her cards. She broadens her eyes after seeing its contents.
Haruhi: What... the... heck...!?
Ajimu stole a glimpse at her opponent.
Ajimu: (Looks like the cards aren't in her favor.) Good...
Kyon: Any of you ladies want to change? I'll be right here to assist you...
Ajimu: Oh my!
Haruhi: Kyon! You pervert!
Kyon: Wah? I didn't mean...!
Haruhi & Ajimu: *Giggles*
Kyon: You girls... any of you want a change of cards?
Haruhi & Ajimu: Me. Likewise.
Haruhi gave away one while Ajimu gave away three as Kyon dealt them new ones.
Haruhi: (Please let this be...! Huh?) Awesome!
Ajimu: Perfect.
After arranging their deck.
Kyon: Alright ladies. Time for a showdown! Place your cards on the table. In three, two...
Both girls placed their cards on the table. The crowd were speechless after seeing their contents.
Haruhi & Ajimu: Whoa! My goodness!
Haruhi's cards were Ten, Jack, Queen, King & Ace. All Hearts. A Royal Flush. While Ajimu's cards composed of Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven & Six. All Clubs. A Straight Flush.
Kyon: *Gulp* Wow. What a climactic card game this turned out to be! But all good things... must come to an end. Therefor... a Royal Flush beats a Straight Flush! The victor is Haruhi Suzumiya!
Haruhi: Oh yeah!!!
Ajimu: Heh. Good game. Guessed our overall score is tied again. How bothersome.
Kyon: (Another tiebreaker again... when will this end?) *Sigh*
(*Cues: Dead Or Alive 4 - Steel Horse Rider*)
Haruhi: (This is getting frustrating...) Alright! Now that this has come to this, let's settle it the old fashion way!
Kyon & Ajimu: What? Hmm?
Haruhi: A contest of strength! Let's see if you're up to it!
Haruhi sits down back at the table and places her elbow in the middle.
Kyon: An arm wrestling contest?
Ajimu just sits down back as well, places her elbow, and grips her opponent's hands.
Ajimu: My! What a tight grip you got.
Haruhi: Hmph. Don't blame me if I end up breaking your arm. What are you waiting for, Kyon? Call it!
Kyon: Am I still in this? *Sigh* Okay... begin!
At Kyon's call, Ajimu instantly overpowers Haruhi and won the match. All, including Haruhi, were awestruck at Ajimu's sudden surprise of strength and instant victory.
Haruhi: (What the heck just happen?)
Ajimu: Excuse me. I don't know my own strength sometimes. Teehee.
Kyon: Uhh... Ashin'in-san wins?
Haruhi: Hey! I wasn't ready yet!
Kyon: Don't be a sore loser, Haruhi. You lost. Just accept it.
Haruhi: Wha? Heck no! This was just a measure to see if Ashin'in-san have what it takes to compete for the final challenge!
Kyon: Huh? There's another one?
Ajimu: My my...
Haruhi: Yup! And the last one too!
Kyon: Really?
Haruhi: Of course!
Kyon: Promise this to be the last?
Haruhi: Sure...!
Kyon: REALLY?
Haruhi: Uhh... cross my heart?
Kyon: *Sigh* Whatever. Let's get this over with already. Hey, Ashin'in-san? You still up for one more game? Last time for sure.
Ajimu: Absolutely!
Kyon: (Where do these crazy girls get their energy from?) Then let's get right to it! Where's my uniform?
(*Cues: Dead Or Alive 4 - I Feel For You*)
In a ring, both girls were in combat gear and in opposite corners. Haruhi does shadow punches and kicks while Ajimu stretches out her limbs and does warm ups before facing each other with Kyon in the middle.
Kyon: Hey, Haruhi. Isn't this a little too extreme? I know you like mix martial arts... but still!
Haruhi: I'm gonna knock her into next week!
Kyon: (She's not even listening...)
Ajimu: Careful not to get your blood all over your clothes now.
Kyon: Oi! Don't do anything crazy now. That aside... Both of you ready? Remember, the only way to win this... err... death battle, scratch that. Exhibition fight, is either through submission, throwing in the towel or by knockout. Got that?
Both girls nod.
Kyon: Alright ladies. Do it to her before she does it to you so we can end this farce and go home. Got that?
Both walk back to their corners
Kyon: Alright. Ready?
Haruhi does shadow punches follow by a spinning roundhouse kick.
Kyon: Ready?
Ajimu cracks her knuckles.
Kyon: FIGHT!
Haruhi waste no time and quickly delivers a running knee strike in attempt to end the match early, but Ajimu swiftly saw through her attack and carefully sidesteps.
Haruhi: (Shoot!)
Haruhi misses her mark, and Ajimu took the chance to execute a powerful takedown, slamming Haruhi hard on the mat.
Kyon: (That's gotta hurt.)
Ajimu quickly follows up by executing an armbar.
Haruhi: (Crap!)
Haruhi struggles to get out of the armbar.
Haruhi: Dammit!
Haruhi's powers intervenes again and let's her escape Ajimu's hold.
Ajimu: (Huh?)
Haruhi got back up and distance herself from her opponent.
Haruhi: (Close shave!)
Ajimu: (I could've swore I got her... something is amiss here.)
Ajimu got back up.
Haruhi: (Got to be careful on my next move.) You're good.
Ajimu: What can I say? I'm quite the natural.
Haruhi: Look at you listening to yourself.
Ajimu: Heh. I like hearing the sound of my own voice.
Both girls approach each other. Haruhi strikes Ajimu with a combo of punches but she evades them all and circles Haruhi. Haruhi continues to release a series of jab and leg sweeps. Ajimu simply evades them again.
Haruhi: What the heck are you doing? Quit prancing around and fight!
Haruhi's next kick was blocked and countered by Ajimu, sending Haruhi back.
Haruhi: That's more like it! Huh?
Ajimu follows up her attack and executes a powerful spinning back kick which hit and knocks down Haruhi.
Ajimu: Got you now.
Ajimu grab Haruhi's heel and performs a figure four leglock. Haruhi felt pain and struggles breaking free.
Haruhi: Scream for me.
Ajimu puts more pressure on the hold which causes more pain to Haruhi.
Haruhi: Ugh! (Gotta escape from this!)
Haruhi gathers her strength and turn the hold against Ajimu. The latter breaks the hold. Haruhi stood up furious and grabs Ajimu by the head and drags her a bit in the ring. Haruhi unloads knee strikes to Ajimu's head. The latter struggles and punches her way out from the hold. Haruhi releases Ajimu and follows it up with a straight kick which hit Ajimu and knocks her some distance away. For a short moment, Haruhi kneels.
Haruhi: (Oww!)
Kyon: Stop!
Kyon intervenes.
Kyon: What's wrong? Need to go to the toilet or something?
Haruhi: Stupid!
Kyon: *Sigh* I'm sorry, Ashin'in-san. But I need to inspect you for a moment. Ref's duties.
Ajimu: Go ahead. I don't mind.
Kyon goes over to Ajimu and inspects her.
Ajimu: Teehee. Find anything you like...?
Kyon: *Gulped*
Haruhi was enraged after seeing Kyon and Ajimu in a playful and teasing manner.
Kyon: Found nothing worth breaking the rules...
Just as Kyon finished examining Ajimu, Haruhi uses the opportunity to strike her opponent with a superman punch which hit and knock down Ajimu.
Kyon: Hey!
Ajimu: Cheap shot!
Haruhi: Sorry! Thought you were ready...
Ajimu: Tch.
Ajimu rub her cheek and got back up.
Kyon: Oi! Play fair you two! Otherwise, I'll inconclusively end this match!
Haruhi and Ajimu paid no attention to Kyon's warning as they lock eyes. They begin to approach each other slowly. Haruhi executes a back elbow strike which Ajimu avoids but wasn't able to in the next one when Haruhi quickly follows it up by executing a knee strike after. Ajimu was hit but she was able to block the strike and prevent damage. Haruhi then quickly tackles and takes down Ajimu.
Haruhi: (My turn!)
Haruhi pummels Ajimu, but the latter retaliates by locking her legs on Haruhi's body and grabbing Haruhi's arm and executes a kimura lock.
Haruhi: (Crap! She turn the tables on me again!)
Haruhi struggles out, but Ajimu continues to apply pressure on the hold.
Haruhi: (At this rate...!)
Haruhi uses her powers again and manages to lessen Ajimu's hold.
Ajimu: (!? This again! What is this strange sensation that I'm feeling?)
Warry of something odd happening, Ajimu resists and further applies more pressure on her hold. Haruhi screams and frantically struggles.
Haruhi: Dammit! You... can't beat me at my world!
Haruhi's power grants her the strength to power out from Ajimu's hold.
Ajimu: (!?)
Haruhi slowly got back up standing with Ajimu still locking her hold on her.
Ajimu: Your world? Your world is gonna be destroyed by one with multiple disciplines!
Ajimu releases her hold on Haruhi and quickly get's behind and grabs her.
Haruhi: (!?)
Ajimu: I welcome you to suplex city!
Ajimu performs a triple German suplex on Haruhi. Haruhu felt the pain and becomes groggy.
Ajimu: Let's take it up a notch!
Ajimu still holding on to Haruhi gets her back up and turns her hold into a cobra clutch.
Ajimu: Submit!
Haruhi: Ugh...! (I can still... get out from this...!)
Haruhi uses the remaining strength she gained to move backward, dragging Ajimu with her.
Ajimu: (Not a chance!)
But Ajimu halted Haruhi from going backward and quickly executes a cobra clutch backbreaker.
Haruhi: Ack!
Kyon: (!) Enough!
Ajimu smirks.
Ajimu: Time to finish this with a flashy move.
Ajimu spins around, still holding Haruhi, and tosses her at Kyon's direction.
Kyon: Wha? Oooof!
Kyon cushions Haruhi's drop.
Ajimu: Ooops! My hand slipped...
Kyon: You... did that on purpose...!
Ajimu: Apologies. Didn't see you there, ref.
Kyon: Attacking the ref is a major offending rule. I hate to do this, even if it is by accident but... I therefor call Ashin'in-san disqualified.
Ajimu: Hey now...
Kyon: The winner of this match by way of disqualification... Haruhi Suzumiya!
Ajimu: Hmph. You can't win them all, I guess...
The grueling match ended with Haruhi's victory.
(*Cues: The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya - Gyumnopedies Dai 1 Ban*)
It was dawn when Haruhi woke up.
Haruhi: Ugh... my head. *Gasp* the match!
Kyon: Ended.
Haruhi: Huh? Kyon? What happened? Where are we?
Kyon: In a hospital.
Haruhi: Huh? What the!?
Kyon: You passed out during the match when Ashin'in-san does a wrestling move on you.
Haruhi: Oh man... guessed I lost, huh?
Kyon: On the contrary, it's the other way around.
Haruhi: Damn... what?
The door opens, and Ajimu came into the room and brought a set of bananas.
Ajimu: Is she awake? Oh!
Ajimu goes beside Haruhi and gave her the set of bananas.
Ajimu: Here. Eat this, it'll regain your strength. Sorry for what I did... and congrats! You won!
Haruhi: Huh? Did something happen while I was unconscious? I swore I remember it was me hanging on the ropes.
Ajimu: Well... it might be better if your friend here explain.
Kyon: Ashin'in-san broke the rules.
Haruhi: Huh?
Ajimu: Hehe. I sort of toss you over to the referee. So...
Kyon: I made the decision and disqualify her on the offensive action she just pulled. Putting the grueling match to an end. Thank God.
Ajimu: Yeah. That. So... I'm yours to command now.
Haruhi lets out a laugh.
Haruhi: Hahaha! Since I own your carcass... my first order is---
As Haruhi move her arm, she felt a tingling sensation of pain on her body.
Haruhi: Ugh.
Kyon: Haruhi!
Ajimu: Well well... it seems you're not in fit condition to move around yet. Do get some rest, Haruhi-chan... I mean, boss. We don't want anything bad to happen to you now. Farewell.
Kyon: Ashin'in-san...
Ajimu walks out of the room and leaves. Haruhi collapses on the bed after.
Kyon: Whoa! Hey chief! Haruhi!!!
Haruhi: Pipe down will you? Where inside a hospital for crying out loud.
Kyon: Didn't I tell you not to overexert yourself you idiot? Sheesh... you had me worried there for a second.
Haruhu: Really? Haha. But man. Those events that I orchestrated really sapped away all my energy. I'm seriously dead tired. I need to rest for a moment...
Kyon: Yeah. As always, you never fail to put on a great show for everyone.
Haruhi: Thanks. Glad everyone enjoyed it.
Kyon: Just sleep it off. You'll be fine in the morning.
Haruhi: Goodnight...
Kyon: Yeah. Sleep tight.
Haruhi went on to close her eyes and soon passes out.
(*Cues: Soul Link - Nightmare*)
She began to dream of a spacious field of what looks like a city filled with skyscrapers (actually created a Closed Space due to her stress from the activities or from something else). Haruhi was present at the top of the highest skyscraper overviewing the whole city.
Haruhi: Wow!
In the city, blue glowing giants rose up and suddenly wrecks the nearby buildings. It was Titans.
Haruhi: What a sight for sore eyes!
Ajimu: I know, right?
Haruhi: Huh?
Ajimu made her presence hovering above Haruhi.
Haruhi: Whoa! How are you flying? And more importantly... where in the heck are we?
Ajimu: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
Haruhi: Kansas? What are you talking about? Well anyway, those blue giant things over there... what are they?
Ajimu: I was hoping you could tell me. They do resonate from you afterall.
Haruhi: Huh? What are talking about?
Ajimu: Those strange occurences happening during our competition... I felt reality being altered during those events that even distorts time itself. And to think you were the cause of that? My my. You're no ordinary girl.
Haruhi: What are you on about? Well, I know I'm at the center of everything when something awesome happens but...
Ajimu: Tell me. Have you ever wondered why you were able to match an Impartial being like me?
Haruhi: I don't understand what you're saying. Make some sense, god dammit!
Ajimu: You're an anomaly. You're very existence itself messes with reality.
Haruhi: This again? What the heck!? Speak normally for once!
(*Cues: Soul Link - Foreboding*)
Ajimu: To sum it up. You're a peculiar girl with powers way beyond her understanding.
Haruhi: Look, I already know I'm special alright? So what gives? And this "power" you speak of? I don't know anything about that! Least of all even have one! If I do, I would've already...
Ajimu: Teehee. You innocent girl. You have a unique power only higher beings could wield. It's a shame being wasted on one such as you. Hmm...
Ajimu descend towards Haruhi.
Haruhi: Eh? Isn't this a little too close? What are you...? Mppph!!!
All of a sudden, Ajimu kissed Haruhi. The Titans turn their attention to the girls and headed towards them. Haruhi pushes Ajimu away.
Haruhi: *Embarass* What the hell did you just do!? I know that I'm irresistible, and you do have a pretty face and all... but this is soooo wrong in so many different levels! And I don't swing that way!
Ajimu: Interesting...!
Haruhi: *Still Embarrassed* IT'S NOT!
Ajimu felt emanating power within herself as she hovers.
Ajimu: Excellent! Most excellent!
Ajimu's hair color turned white.
Haruhi: What the!?
The Titans tower over the girls.
Ajimu: Hello there.
One of the Titan swing its giant arms at Ajimu, which she swiftly evades by disappearing. She reappears on the head of another Titan.
Ajimu: I love to play and chat more...
Another Titan whacks Ajimu but hits the other Titan instead. Ajimu reappears in the air again above the Titans.
Ajimu: But I already got everything I needed here. More than I even imagine. So...
Ajimu ascends higher away from the Titans reach.
Haruhi: Hey! I ain't done with you yet! Take some goddamn responsibility!
Ajimu: It was fun knowing you. Haruhi-chan.
Ajimu charges up a bright energy on her hand and points it at the Titans below.
Haruhi: (What is she...?)
Ajimu: BANG!
Ajimu concentrated and fired the bright energy from her finger.
Haruhi: (!)
The beam annihilated everything in sight.
Ajimu: Losing against me is inevitable.
The Closed Space was consumed by bright light. Everything goes white.
(*Cues: Majikoi - Pillow Talk*)
It was morning at the hospital when a nurse opens the door to Haruhi's room.
Nurse: Rise and shine, kiddo! You got a new day ahead of-----!!! *Gasp*
The nurse scream her lungs out when she found Haruhi completely pale and dead on her bed with a look of absolute horror frozen on her face.
Ajimu: A woman's screaming like silk being thorn in the morning...
Ajimu was at the rooftop at North High sitting and overlooking towards the hospital Haruhi was in. A smirk form on Ajimu's face.
Ajimu: I'm way out of her league and... more cuter too. Right?
Ajimu faces the readers and flashes them a peace sign.
K.O!
Ajimu took over the mantle of Haruhi and her position in the S.O.S. Brigade while Kyon and the rest of his classmates and Brigade members attended Haruhi's funeral in which Ajimu was also strangely present.
Results[]
(*Cues: Medaka Box - Kyou Wa! li Tenki! Dane!*)
Boomstick: Whoa! Shit just got completely out of hand!
Wiz: Given both combatants... err, uncanny abilities, as well as personalities, an outrageous kind of battle such as this, is bound to happen.
Boomstick: Well, at the least it ends with someone dying. So, that's fine with me.
Ajimu: Well, this is a battle to the death after all. And as much as I hated killing my opponent this time around, I have little choice but to abide by the rules of this platform. (Even though I almost let the result slip by into another goody ending.) But as bonus... I gained a new skill out of it!
Boomstick: Ah! The pretty girl returns! I was wondering when you'll show up. And congrats on winning by the way!
Ajimu: Thanks☆
Boomstick: Give it there!
(Boomstick and Ashin'in-san does a high five)
Wiz: Great for you, Ashin'in-san. I can't say the same to your opponent though. May her soul rest in peace. Poor girl. She doesn't deserve that kind of fate.
Ajimu: Better her than me.
Wiz: It's such a shame really. The two of you would probably even get along fine without the principle involvement of killing each other.
Boomstick: Well you know what they say; "Fools cut from the same cloth, tend to flock together." Or something like that.
Wiz: That sentence totally gives off a whole new different meaning altogether.
Ajimu: Well, I don't know about Haruhi-chan. But my only interest is wasting my time away.
Wiz: If she were alive, Haruhi could probably provide that to you with her unusual antics. But alas...
Ajimu: Really? Then we'll get along marvelously. Alright, time to bring her back from oblivion!
Wiz: Yeah. You do that... hey wait a minute! I thought you couldn't revive the dead back to life?
Ajimu: Well... it's kinda possible now with the new power that I acquired from her. Care to test it out?
Wiz: Maybe later when we're done.
Boomstick: It's a pain. But we're required to do a curtain call in every damn episode.
Ajimu: Is that so? Well, do explain on how I bested my sister in power.
Boomstick: Sure! Both combatants powers were mind-boggling, stupendous even!
Wiz: Eventually however, only one is capable of outliving the other. While Haruhi possesses godlike powers that can overcome inconceivable predicaments, the same can be said to Ashin'in-san's quadrillion of skills. Perhaps some of those... scratch that, inside within Ashin'in-san, probably might have countermeasures against powers that messes with reality.
Boomstick: Hell! She does whatever she wants and whenever she wants! So maybe...?
Ajimu: Well, both of you are not wrong. But... you're also both not entirely correct either.
Wiz & Boomstick: Huh? What?
Ajimu: While many of my skills are bland, and to an extent, even of worthless value, I know, but they all still serve a purpose. And while some might be worthless than others, they do have their usefulness in their little unique ways. There's a reason why I house many skills. Majority of them serve me in ways you can't possibly comprehend☆
Boomstick: Well, while it's true regarding Ashin'in-san's abilities of being hyperbole after hyperbole on most part, she does have a handful of them that greatly aids her in winning battles. If she takes them seriously I mean.
Ajimu: I can't deny that...
Wiz: The environment they came from also plays an important part, and this is what differentiates them that lead the other to victory. Despite Haruhi's eagerness in uncovering the supernatural world, she wasn't even aware in the slightest when her surroundings were being affected by the oddities she herself created.
Boomstick: Even despite her powers granting it, she is still unaware of the paranormal phenomena happening all around her. Heck! Even after witnessing a display of it in front of her, many times if I might add, she just brushed it off! She definitely need to get her eyes clean.
Wiz: On the other hand, Ajimu lived with irregularities happening all around her life. Probably even caused many herself, and perhaps even participated in it many times more than I can guessed. Is that about right?
Ajimu: Hmm. I think that sounds about accurate. Hell, even I lost count on how I many times I messed around with everything during the entirety of my lifespan. But if I do recall, I think the first one was when I accidentally triggered the big bang...
Wiz & Boomstick: Seriously!? Say what!?
Ajimu: Teehee. You don't have to think hard on it.
Wiz: That's just absurd!
Ajimu: I know! I get that reaction a lot☆
Wiz: It's hypothetical. But with Ashin'in-san's extrasensory perception/awareness, she's capable of detecting changes and anomalies occurring in her surroundings.
Boomstick: Be it internal or external factors. That's probably how Ashin'in-san was able to notice us in the first place. And even YOU!
(Boomstick points at the readers)
Wiz: Who are you talking to?
Boomstick: Oh my god! Do I possess an ability same as Ashin'in-san? I always know that somebody is always watching us from the other side!
(Ajimu wave her arms at the readers)
Wiz: I doubt it. You're way out of your head... probably the side effects taking in from staying up too late, and from all those different beers you've been drinking in the last past months since this accursed worldwide crisis began. Hmm... I believed some of my experimental potions were mixed into the bunch. Maybe that explains why you've been experiencing a bit of paranoia lately.
Boomstick: WHAT!?
Wiz: Err... nothing for you to worry about. It'll subside. And although Haruhi's powers were far superior, she doesn't know how to utilize them properly.
Boomstick: How could she? She doesn't have the wits about her having godly powers in the first place!
Wiz: And for that reason, makes her a glass cannon. Ashin'in-san on the hand...
Ajimu: Yes?
Boomstick: Was one shot by a rubber band! Of all things! Which makes her quite sensitive and fragile too, like wet paper!
Ajimu: What a harsh thing to say! You also reminded me of a bad memory too! But you're right about me being sensitive... so I'll forgive you.
Boomstick: (Close call---)
Ajimu: But I won't be so forgiving next time though☆
Boomstick: *Gulp* (---or maybe not!) Noted.
Wiz: (As I suspected all along! She's dangerous! Gotta be careful on my words.) Err... Ashin'in-san on the other hand have years, no, centuries, hell! A lifetime of experience when it comes to dealing with different scenarios. Plus, having a skill to keep her memories in check of all of her skills and their usage, is mighty handful in almost every field.
Boomstick: Having fought impossibility all her life, definitely puts Ashin'in-san leagues above Haruhi in combat and in outwitting all kinds of challenges. She is also the more skilled---
Ajimu: ---I do have more skills than Haruhi-chan. So...
Boomstick: Never mind. You all get the point.
Wiz: And while Haruhi's power also bends the laws of time, Ashin'in-san have several skills to compensate for the time irregularities caused by Haruhi's power. Although it prevented access to time travel, Ashin'in-san could still have the leverage with her power governing skills.
Ajimu: Do they now? I myself, don't even know...
Wiz: You're just messing with me, right...?
Ajimu: Teehee. Maybe☆
Boomstick: And as godly Haruhi's power is, it can still be snatch away from her. Like what that alien girl did. Ashin'in-san could probably do a similar method by either exchanging it with a worthless ability or just absorbs it. One lip service, and it's all over for Haruhi. I don't know. Or Ashin'in-san could just straight-up murder Haruhi by bombarding her a shitload of attack skills! Which begs me the question... why didn't you?
Ajimu: I'm not that entirely heartless, you know. And I sort of like Haruhi-chan too.
Wiz: Or using the simple non-violent method in where Ashin'in-san could just simply nullify Haruhi's powers.
Ajimu: Oh, please guys! Your overestimating my abilities here. Their just mediocre level.
Boomstick: "But Boomstick! Ajimu Najimi is bound to lose to the Protagonist! She can't kill, let alone defeat a main character! And Haruhi Suzumiya is the main heroine of her show! So why?" In case you didn't notice, this is freaking Death Battle! Urge to kill is maximize for every combatants, and no BS causality is gonna interfere in preventing absolute death of a combatant! No one is exempted! Unless they themselves have a power to... regardless of the reasons! Once combatants steps into our zone, they're bound to DIE!
Wiz: And in regards to the... rule and limitation of Ashin'in-san, she once casually annihilated Medaka's doppelganger. Who, happens to be an exact perfect copy of the original in every aspect. Status and importance included. So, I don't know how Ashin'in-san was able to, but she just did defeat Medaka in a way.
Boomstick: And with ease too! Like a boss!
Ajimu: Oh please! I just joined in on the onslaught seeing that everybody was so into beating their opponents. And like everybody at that time, I sort of got carried away back then.
Boomstick: Nonetheless! You still kinda owned the overpowered main heroine of the story! Truly quite a feat!
Ajimu: Nothing special about it.
Boomstick: Say what you want Ashin'in-san, but that's still something grand!
Ajimu: Well, whatever.
Wiz: Haruhi can talk a good game, but she can't fight that well too. And although she may have possessed the ultimate power, but in comparison however, Ashin'in-san is more close to an omnipotent deity than Haruhi will be with her skillsets (emphasis on the s) as each one of her "skills" are essentially complete variants of power.
Boomstick: And without actually being omnipotent herself too! And though for what it's worth in the epilogue, even some of the casts still say that "Ashin'in-san is probably not dead" despite them witnessing her death upclose and personal! Damn! Ashin'in-san is just that ridiculous, and dangerous!
Ajimu: Am I now...?
Boomstick: Err... did I say ridiculous? I meant GLORIOUS!
Ajimu: That's better☆
Wiz: Yeah! Double what he said! (Pssst! Stop provoking her! You're going to get us killed! Or worse...!)
Boomstick: (Pssst! It's in my nature to leave remarks and tease others!) Both their kind aren't meant to be taken seriously.
Wiz: (Pssst! There you go again!)
Boomstick: (Pssst! I can't help it!) Especially Ashin'in-san. She's the parody embodiment of the "strongest character in fictional anime". An overly haxed and broken being of a character! I don't even know why she's even allowed in this type of match-ups to begin with when she should be banned instead! No offense.
Wiz: (God help us!) Forgive my funny co-host over here, Ashin'in-san. He doesn't know what his spouting on about sometimes due to after-effects of drinking too much alcoholic drinks. And he means well of your splendor being.
Ajimu: Teehee. I'm actually just a fragile little girl☆ I don't know why I'm always on everybody's blacklist nowadays. Did I do something wrong?
Boomstick: Don't get me started as to why... especially since your existence itself is a bane---
Wiz: (!) ---boon to mankind!
(Wiz gets in front of Boomstick and swiftly elbows him on the stomach)
Wiz: Ain't that right, BOOMSTICK?
Boomstick: (Oww! You'll pay for that later!) Yeah! What Wiz said!
Ajimu: Hmm? Aww shucks...
Wiz: *Ahem* Both girls wield formidable yet frightening power. But while Haruhi have the power to alter everything to her advantage, Ashin'in-san have illogical means to cope and improvise in the most bizarre change of situations using her various outlandish skills. Allowing Ashin'in-san to overwhelm everything in a unconventional but irrefutable manner.
Boomstick: An encounter with Ashin'in-san, leaves an abnormal but impartial end. And Haruhi experience that firsthand in a melancholic way!
Wiz: The winner is---
Ajimu: ME☆ As there was any other doubt.
(Ajimu flashes a peace sign and winks at the readers)
Boomstick: Finally! Now that everything's all wrap up, let's get out of this joint!
Ajimu: Oh! I almost forgot!
(Ajimu snaps her finger and the scene whites out for a moment)
Ajimu: Hmm...? Oh my...!
Boomstick: Uhh, Wiz? I don't feel so good...
Wiz: Ashin'in-san...? Why...?
(Both Wiz & Boomstick collapses and disintegrates into ashes)
Ajimu: Ooops...! My bad! Guess I need practice utilizing this new skill... sorry guys😅
(Ajimu's angelic smile slowly turns into a evil grin)
Comparison[]
Haruhi Suzumiya[]
- +Strong-Willed
- +More Profound
- +Imaginative
- +More Famous
- +Heroine
Ajimu Najimi[]
- +More Skilled
- +Better Abilities
- +Superior Powers
- +More Experience & Overall Better Fighter
- +More Versatile
- +More Eccentric & Whimsical
- +Ashin'in-san☆
Trivia[]
- The connection between Haruhi Suzumiya and Ajimu Najimi is that both are anime girls with unimaginable power to rival or even overpower deities, have school life filled with paranormal setting, were both capable leaders, both have mischievous personalities which attracts/create problems to others just so to make life interesting and entertaining, and have spot on in appearance to one another. And of course, both are also pretty.
- This has the longest sequence in End Bringer Nyx's battles to date.
- This battle took a long time to finish due to the world wide pandemic.
- This is End Bringer Nyx's battle so far to have many tracks in the fight.
- Certain characters from different verses made a cameo in this Death Battle. Can you guessed them?
- This has been so far the most "unique" match-up done by End Bringer Nyx.
- Lists of possible known skills used by Ashin'in-san throughout the fight:
- (Beginning/Offscreen): God Eye (Interfere with the narrative skill) Undead Genius (Immortality skill) Dead Lock (Eternal life) Memory Note (Memory skill) Count Up (The ability to count large numbers of items. Ajimu uses it to count all the skills she uses) Deep Pocket (Capacity skill) Infinity Quest (Control the infinite skill) Skillful (Master skills skill) 180 Defense (Understanding through experience skill) Husky Voice Dimension (Cross dimensions skill)
- (At the Hallway): Angry Umbrella (Unable to get angry skill) Lunatic Manner (Force good manners skill) Your Ecstasy (Gentleness skill) Suspect Neuron (Superstition skill) Magical Life (Magic governing skill) Eye Code (See all of the opponent skill) Area Free (Clairvoyance skill) Time Bunny (Manipulate time skill - Failed resort to) Manual Memory (Know every answer skill) Unfixed Future (Future governing skill) Isolate Average Space (Manipulate probability skill) Transport Plan (Control fate skill) Angel Style (Protagonist revision skill) Weak Pointless (Weak point erasure skill) Receive Dockings (Making a skill secret skill) Kiss And Cry (Taking what is to come skill) Principle Capriccio (Competition skill) Present For You (Bestow weak points skill) Midnight Neurosis (Curse skill)
- (Beginning of Triathlon): Maniac Curtain (Cloth governing skill) Alternate Regulation (Fair play skill) Speedy Pain (Effort skill) Liquor Fashion (Stylish skill) Deep Rope (Anaerobic exercise skill) Disk Bury Code (Understanding strategy skill) Death Swimming (Water fighting skill) Water Body Slam (Water governing skill) Dessert Vichyssoise (Water element skill) My Sea Chip (Sea governing skill) Grip Chaos (Wave governing skill) Battle Lunger (Lung capacity skill) Peek Out Fool (Exceeding limits skill) Heart Control (Controlling the heart beat skill) Prime Foot (Prime governing skill) Natural Protection (Natural posture skill) Listen By Chance (Enhanced hearing skill) Circus And Circus (Charisma skill) Recovery Mince (Astounding resilience skill) Drink Range (Distance governing skill) Very Short Range (Understanding distance skill) Deathtrian Deck (Path governing skill) Death Voice Navigation (Direction governing skill) Mad Sensor (Opponent appears to be moving slowly skill) My Speed (Speed governing skill) Route Selection (Instant movement skill) Weight Control (Distribute body weight skill) Physical Defrag (Body optimization skill) Science Defense (Strengthening nerves skill) Deep Sink (Depth governing skill) Usable (Switch techniques skill) Antiknock Route (Will power skill) This Cool Beauty (Disturbance skill) Niche Leading (Suspicion skill)
- (After winning the Triathlon): Appetizer Party (Victory skill) One Of Them (Get cocky skill)
- (Throughout Various Sport Events): Active Talk (Activity governing skill) Wise Man Collection (Knowledge governing skill) Secret Research (Information governing skill) Heart Break Sea Sense (Intuition skill) Disappear Desire (Unselfish skill) No Look Shoot (Fighting without sight skill) World Globe Tour (Unlimited range skill) Angle Of Opera (Angle governing skill) Aim Core (Aiming skill) Noble (Impossible to miss skill) Window Shocking (Wind governing skill) Mathematic Situation (Ignore air resistance skill) Damocles Sword (On guard skill) Monitor Checker Flag (Removing blind spot skill) Get Target (Accuracy increase skill) Parallel Step (Cutting the sense of balance skill) Double Flower (Changing dominant hand skill) Thousand Legs (Step technique skill) Heel And Toe (Specialized footwork skill) Plot Fight (Predict the opponent's moves skill) I Fall Down (Kinetic vision improvement skill) Accountability (Counter skill) Spin-Off Set (Rotation skill) Turning Point (Point governing skill) Morphing Ghost (Show only your best moves skill)
- (Card Battle): Ultra Fair Ball (Fair and square skill) Revenge Appeal (Vengeance skill) Zero Base Condenser (Luck skill) Best Nine (Close call skill)
- (After Card Battle/Arm Wrestling): Strong Story (Strength governing skill) Manpower (Simply strong skill) Murder Mathematic (Win against stronger people skill)
- (Tiebreaker): Trust Battle (Forced duel skill)
- (Fighting event): Reverse Cover (Damage canceling skill) Beginner's Hard Luck (Make defense impossible skill) Fake Hand (Feint skill) Crash Pain (No pain skill) Iron Maiden Race (Toughness skill)
- (Counterattack): Perspective Revenger (Revenge skill) Counter Snipe (Fight back skill) Life Game Pressure (Great pressure skill) Stoic Pro (Increasing fighting will with each hit skill) Rush Hour (Increase fighting spirit skill) Mistaker (Precision strike skill) Style Keep (Surprise attack skill) Short Short (The battle won't drag on skill) Reasonable Handy (Deal moderate damage skill) Hi-Fi Speed (Fast fighting skill) Miss Anger Stand (Impossible to predict hit skill)
- (Leaving a scratch): Torino Scale (Assassination skill) Surface Poison (Hidden poison skill) Hard Luck Store (Poison governing skill) Slice Knuckle (Cutting with the fists skill) Water Jet Mes (Cutting only what you want to cut skill) Invisible Lamp (Invisible hit skill) Patch Test (Inflict pain without damage skill) Dressing Damage (Leaving after-effect skill) Hard Break Shot (Weakening a cut opponent skill)
- (Near end): Traffic Serious (Too much trouble skill) Homesick House (Crush fighting spirit skill) Before Morning (Whole body attack skill) Hit Maker (Combo skill) Ad-Balloon Attack (Impossible to counterattack skill) Ad Hoc Attack (Extra attack skill) Killer Attack (Special move skill)
- (Conclusion): Happy End (Conclusion skill) Reject Loser (Will not receive a rematch skill)
- (At the hospital): Delicate Delete (Weakness governing skill) Hospital Genome (Illness governing skill) Life Scars (Injuries worsen exponentially skill)
- (Inside Closed Space): Paper Driver (Leave your body behind skill (To Haruhi)) Double Mind (Can't escape from being lost skill. (To Haruhi)) Alibi Block (Omnipresence skill) Doctor Against (Ignore physics skill)
- (Intimate moment): Stakeholder (Interest skill) Auto Fumble (Make no mistakes skill) Lip Service (through kiss, switch ability with another skill)/Know How Vacuum (Absorb others skill)/Rob Curtain (Skill robbery skill)
- (Climatic event): Bat Only Championship (Experience point renunciation/death mentality skill) Hit Man's Identity (Killing intent skill) I Can Cancel (Cancel an attack that has happened before skill) My Inflation (The stronger the enemy is, the stronger the user is skill) Humor Contrast (Be stronger than the enemy skill) Zero Sum Real (Power over life and death skill) Hurdle Accel (Shifting power skill) Suicide Action (Change defense power to offense power skill) Ideally Justice (Final hit skill) Interval (Power charge skill) Stand Distant Blow (Far hit skill) Acht Acht Dessin (Explosion governing skill) Ouroboros Connect (Calamity governing skill) Frog Blog (Certain destruction with tremendous power skill) Death Throw (Sunder the target skill) Meaning Network (Cutting a concept skill) Pinhole Shot (Vital strike skill) No Risk No Return High Touch High End (Doubling power by abandoning rewards skill) I Banish (Annihilation skill) Sabotage Beam (Light governing skill) Qualia Quality (Make consciousness nonexistent skill (To Haruhi)) Exception Please (Create an exception skill)
- (Climax): Dancing Escape (Emergency evacuation skill) Runaway Three Six (Fleeing skill) Blood Bus Stop (Entrance/Exit governing skill)
- (Aftermath): Pray Have Hope (Despair skill) Self Protector ("I am cute" skill) Missile Pheromone (Popularity skill) Eternal Eternal Life (Permanent world skill) Initialize History (Change history skill) Simple Decide (Conclusion skill)
- (Studio): Triple Terrible (Fear skill) Death Smile (Really fake smile skill) Cinderella Syndrome (Ash governing skill) Cool From Zero Cool (Subdue nothingness skill) Jigsaw Memory (Unforgotten skill)
- (Off-screen/Maybe revived back Wiz & Boomstick. As well as Haruhi. Probably): Complete Jungle (All of creation skill) Next Honest (Words become reality skill) Next Inflation (Excess skill) Repeater Kitsch (Revival skill) Fafrotskies (Give life skill) Second Life In Jail (Be reborn skill) Past Intervention (Summon a person of great importance skill)
- (Possibly included): Sequenced Catastrophy (Invalidate fate skill) Three Force (Triple experience boost skill) Damage Harness (Deliberately receive damage skill) Hu-Lip (Relax skill)