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Introduction[]
Mortician: Evil rulers have power, brains and a strong will on taking over the world, but with all evil rulers comes with their sidekick or henchmen.
Redshock: And sometimes it’s a sexy henchwoman, like Harley Quinn, the Clown Princess of Crime.
Mortician: And Shego, Dr Drakken's Main Enforcer from Kim Possible.
Redshock: And we are back!
Mortician: Yes! It's been too long, but we are here with our new studio so sit back and relax and enjoy our new season
Harley Quinn[]
Redshock: Harleen Quinzel was once a career-oriented psychiatrist until her internship under Dr. Joan Leland at Arkham Asylum changed her life when she met the Joker.
Mortician: Through regular therapy sessions with the Joker giving her various versions of his origin story, the inexperienced Harleen fell hopelessly in love with him. Ironically losing her own sanity while becoming an accomplice in his escape.
Redshock: Harleen Quinzel was gone and Harley Quinn was born.
Mortician: Harley is a gifted gymnast and acrobat capable of doing flips, spins and other Olympic Level moves
Redshock: I wonder how flexible she is in bed?
Mortician: REDSHOCK!. Anyway Harley is also a skilled fighter capable of holding on her own against Batman himself.
Redshock: Harley is also incredibly smart, she has medical experience working for Arkham Asylum as a Psychiatrist, and is a skilled surgeon and doctor.
Mortician: After the Joker broke up with Harley, she decided to change her life, and even had a sexy phase with the redhead plant goddess, Poison Ivy. Where Ivy would inject Harley with a serum devised for her and Joker has exposed Harley to chemicals that also affected her physique making Harley faster, stronger, and enhanced her reflexes so much she can dodge gunfire.
Redshock: Harley isn’t Harley without her weapons. Harley carries multiple weapons that I can’t understand how wearing an outfit like that. *Redshock pulls out multiple photos of Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn on the monitor. And is turned off by Mortician*.
Mortician: Harley carries oversized wooden mallets, baseball bats, her dual .357 Revolvers, a machine gun with a grenade launcher, and a bunch of clown inspired snares and explosives.
Redshock: Harley has some impressive feats, she has defeated Nightwing in combat, can’t be affected by Scarecrow’s Fear Toxin, survived being stabbed in the torso by Wonder Woman, and has defeated the likes of Poison Ivy, Killer Croc, Scarecrow, Swamp Thing, Joker and Batman on multiple occasions.
Mortician: But remember all this aside, Harley is still your average psychotic girl, she possess no superpower’s or healing factors, can be a bit clumsy, is often blinded by her love of the Joker, and despite beating Batman she either ambushes him or has help so she isn’t that good of a fighter.
Redshock: It’s safe to say that Harley Quinn accomplished her goal and became someone much greater than The Joker.
Harley: "I'm going to kill you. For everything you've done to me. All the times you've made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive."
Shego[]
Mortician: In the life of Kim Possible, besides dealing with high school drama, she has to deal with life threatening individuals, from a Scottish Golfer with a knack for explosives, to an intelligent Monkey Man, none of these are more evil and despicable than her arch nemesis, Shego.
Redshock: There isn’t enough information on Shego’s past, only that she was the only girl in a family with five children. When a multicolored comet struck down in their backyard, she and her brothers all got unique powers based on one of the colors emanating from the comet.
Mortician: Together they decided to form Team Go, however, the constant bickering between her brothers and a growing fascination with evil led Shego to abandon the team and eventually team up with Dr. Drakken as his main enforcer.
Redshock: Shego has a large number of skills and abilities at her disposal, which she uses to a greater and lesser extent. Her main superpower is her ability to manipulate green energy. When she glows green she can manipulate plasma in various ways. She commands green energy which she can fire from her hands. Either as concussive blasts, green fire, or a mixture of both. The power behind the blasts can be greatly enhanced by her emotional state. She can release/use plasma to attacks of various shapes and/or intensities, either projected, used as a part of melee attacks, etc. She can infuse plasma with her physical combat, causing serious lethal burns and radiation upon impact.
Mortician: Shego also has some great durability feats, she once was kicked into a live electrical signal tower, she came out of the incident with only slightly torn clothes, a kick mark, and frazzled hair.
Redshock: Shego is also a skilled Martial Artist, capable of fighting on par with Kim Possible. She has an impressive fitness and agility, her abilities rival the skills of her nemesis. Shego's endurance is tough beyond normal, having been knocked off a building or having a stack of crates dropped on her hardly slowed her down. She's also slightly stronger than average and can use her nails/gloves for claw attacks.
Mortician: Not many people know this but Shego is also highly intelligent, she may have good looks and a good body…
Redshock: Oh so you bag on me for crushing on Harley but right now you're crushing on Shego?!.
Mortician: Sorry I lost my train of thought, anyway Shego knows how to operate most of Dr. Drakken's equipment, utilize advanced technology, and so forth. Shego is an expert in all kinds of fields, with infiltration and sabotage as her specialties. She can sneak with the best finesse, infiltrating even heavily guarded strongholds with ease. She also obtained a degree in child development, qualifying her for teaching. And she is also a proficient pilot/driver in many vehicles, including jet planes, hover cars, jet packs, and even a space shuttle.
Redshock: Despite all these skills, Shego has her flaws, she is extremely emotional and while her emotions are connected to her power’s she can be angered to not think and strategize and just attack in a fit of rage. Shego can also lose to enemies who are physically stronger, smarter, or better martial artists on par or beyond Kim Possible’s level.
Mortician: But if you ever see this tall black haired beauty, watch out for her fire.
Shego: “Time for your lesson, princess!”.
Death Battle[]
Intro[]
Harley pried her crowbar underneath the top of a wooden crate. “C’mon ya big ol….” Harley used all her strength until it popped open. Inside were stacks of firearms from handguns to a bazooka. Harley said “Penguin wasn’t lying’ after all!”. As Harley admired her new goodies, the wall across from Harley exploded. Harley stepped backwards waving her arm to clear the dust and smoke. “Agh!, Alright, who’s the wise guy?”. She heard a female voice “Wise Guy?” A woman clad in green and black emerged from the smoke. “I’ll give you wise, Clown, but those are mine.” Harley said “Look, lady I already have a girlfriend that wears green so I'm not interested". Shego looked flattered "Oh no not you the crates". Harley said angrily "so why not you buzz off! I was here first”. “Ok so I’ll be taking them for myself.”. Shego cracked her knuckles, lighting it ablaze with green energy.
FIGHT![]
Harley quickly pulled a pair of pistols from her belt, pulling the triggers quickly. Shego raised her hands, literally wafting bullets out of her path, using her green energy in her palms to destroy the bullets before they got too close to her and Shego extended her arms and fired a blast of energy at Harley. Harley was struck in the stomach by the blast, knocking her off of her feet. Her guns fell to the floor as she was thrown into an empty crate. Harley had trouble getting out but when she did, Harley grit her teeth and said “That was embarrassing but not as much as that outfit.”
Shego lobbed another ball of hot, green fire at Harley. The blast destroyed the box Harley was stuck inside but she quickly front flipped away as the box was destroyed Harley shook the blow off, rising back to her feet she stared at Shego and Harley let out an ear splitting scream as she wound her fist back, running at Shego. Shego fired a new discharge of energy and threw the blast, but Harley dropped to her knees, skidding across the concrete. The blast flew over her head while she raced toward Shego. When she was close enough, she sprung up from below, launching her fist into Shego’s jaw.
As Shego was stunned, Harley stood up and landed a few more blows in Shego’s face and the final blow landed was a strong uppercut knocking her off her feet, as it knocked her backwards it left a nasty bruise on Shego's forehead. Shego ran in Harley’s direction, her leg pointed out, hoping to spear Harley with a deadly kick, but Harley performed a cartwheel out of the way. Both stood a few feet away from each other “You aren’t half bad, for a clown.” Shego admitted. “Right back atcha!” Harley replied. Shego jumped at Harley, swinging her arms, the green energy following them as she clawed at Harley, who dodged and spun just out of Shego's grasp.
Harley giggled as she cartwheeled herself at Shego, only for Shego to grab hold of Harley’s calf and throw her above her own head and punched her stomach as Harley crashed onto the concrete floor creating several cracks underneath her. Shego tried to stomp on Harley's chest but Harley kicked Shego in the face and jumped off the ground. Shego enraged threw another ball of energy at Harley, who narrowly dodged the attack. Harley said "alright no more mr nice Harley". Harley pulled a massive, fun house hammer from behind her. “Time for some Whack-A-Mole!”
Harley brought down the mallet, aiming for Shego’s head, only for Shego to raise her arms, her wrists crossed acting as a shield that caught the attack. Shego used one arm to punch the mallet, with all of her might, destroying Harley’s weapon. “Hey!, I liked that toy!” Shego smiled sadistically as she leaped toward Harley, her hands glowing green with plasma energy, as she sent her supercharged fists into Harley’s face. Harley, trying to escape the barrage, jumped backwards again. Shego put her hands together to fire a thick array of green energy at Harley’s feet but she was fast enough to move out of the way, allowing the blast to instead destroy a large box.
Harley found something in another box, and pulled put a pink box with a handle that she wound quickly and throw it over her shoulder toward's Shego. As a small clown figure appeared after Harley yelled "Pop goes the Wea-sel!". The box sounded before detonating. Shego threw her arms over her face but the blast still was strong enough to knock her backwards. Harley jumped on top of a box and saw Shego was disoriented, rushing at her foe with a baseball bat in her grip, only for Shego grab the end of the weapon and pull Harley toward her in order to head butt Harley and threw her over her shoulder, landing Harley behind her. “Sorry, You’re not cut out for this game. But hey, I’m sure you’ll make someone a great sidekick some day.”
Harley wiped the blood from her lip as a fire burned in her gut from that last comment. “Alright, now you pissed me off!” Harley pulled out a medium sized metal canister and twisted the top off and through it at Shego with it releasing a dark green gas. “What the–?” Shego inhaled the gas while Harley pulled a gas mask over her face. Shego was losing her breathing and vision “I don’t see what you’re trying to pull…” Shego began to chuckle while trying to talk “But…it…ain’t…” then Shego was laughing uncontrollably by the time she could finish talking. Harley smiled underneath her gas mask. “What were you gonna say?” Harley surprised Shego, sneaking up on her through the gas to land several powerful blows on her opponent’s midsection with her baseball bat she picked back up.
Shego tried to form another green fireball but the green energy hummed and fizzled out. Harley kicked Shego in the stomach once more before disappearing into the gas again. Shego, still laughing like a lunatic at nothing in particular, looked around, hoping to locate Harley. Then she felt cold pinch in the back of her neck. She coughed slightly, Harley had stuck her with something from behind. She saw Harley was next to her with a syringe and she elbowed Harley in the face. “You…drugged me?”.
“Relax!” Harley insisted. “It’s just a little sedative! Perfectly safe…” She picked up her baseball bat again. “…in small doses.”. Shego was met with a powerful blow to the side of her head from Harley’s bat. The swing spun Shego around, leaving her open for a swing to the legs that knocked her onto her back. She got back up, leaning on the wall for support. Shego fell to her knees, groaning in nausea. Harley chuckled in amusement. “Aw, cheer up, Greenie!” Harley offered her hand to the exhausted Shego, who thoughtlessly accepted. “Here’s a little consolation prize!” Harley gleefully handed a cream pie with a cherry on top.
Harley took a step back, and plugged her ears. Shego realized that the pie seemed to be sizzling just a moment before it exploded in front of her. Harley saw that all that was left of Shego was a large blood splatter, ash, pieces of her green and black leotard, and the smell of vanilla.
KO!
Results[]
Redshock: That is one “hot” battle what a way to start a season!
Mortician: Shego was a better fighter but Harley’s deceptive intellect and assortment of tools was what pulled through in the end. Shego was prone to underestimating her foes, often rushing into battle while Harley being a mastermind PHD doesn't really act like Shego.
Redshock: Harley’s experience in the Suicide Squad makes her tougher, and she’s overall faced and supplemented larger dangers than Shego has with Drakken. And while Shego had little to rely on outside her energy blasts, Harley had a whole toy box of weapons, making her more spontaneous and hard to track.
Mortician: But most importantly, Shego’s energy blasts vary in power depending on her mood. When Drakken teamed up with Warmonga, they held Shego captive. Shego was unable to break out, until Drakken made her angry enough that she could generate a blast strong enough to free her from her shackles. This meant Harley’s medical drugs and laughing gas were perfect for not only slowing her opponent down, but directly draining her main source of power.
Redshock: With Harley’s superior Intellect, vast array of weapons, and spontaneous attitude. It’s safe to say the clown princess of Gotham had the last laugh here. The winner is Harley Quinn!
Comparisons[]
Harley[]
Shego[]
Trivia/Connections[]
Trivia[]
- Track Name is "Clown Fire"
- Track Art is Harley's Mallet on fire with Shego's Green Fire on top of the hammer while it's enflamed
Connections[]
- Both are henchwomen to an evil genius (Drakken and Joker).
- Both are usually witty and comedic while fighting with their martial art archenemy (Kim and Batman).
- Both are known for having anger issues
- Both have a relationship with their bosses (In the end of Kim Possible Shego and Drakken are together and Harley was head over heels for The Joker)
- Despite being villains they also shown to be antiheroes in helping the good guys (Shego fought with Kim on several occasions and Harley joined the BatFamily)