TN by Frenchhoaxwide
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Hank J. Wimbleton vs The Chosen One is a battle to be worked on by Thebeeghungry. It pits Hank J. Wimbleton from Madness Combat against The Chosen One from Animator vs Animation in a battle of black-clad kings of Flash.
Intro[]
Madness Combat vs Animator vs Animation! When it comes to flash these two'll often come to mind. But who would win in a fight? Will Hank defeat the stick in combat, or will The Chosen One be chosen to win?
Interlude[]
Monke: Flash.
Trianlge: Animations.
Monke: These two words will get any person born in the late 2000's excited. And these two will get them feeling nostalgic.
Triangle: Hank J. Wimbleton, the anti-hero of Madness Combat.
Monke: The Chosen One, the super-powered stick from Animator vs Animation. Heeee'ssss Triangle and I'm Monke!
Triangle: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win... A DEATH BATTLE.
Hank causes madness in DEATH BATTLE![]
Monke: Hey, Triangle? Ya ever been to Nevada?
Triangle: Uh, no. Why do you ask?
Monke: Well I went there once... I'M N E V E R G O I N G A G A I N.
Triangle: Why?
Monke: I met someone, they were... Weird, tried to shoot me they did.
Triangle: Ah, that must be our fighter for today, say hello to Hank J. Wimbleton.
Monke: Say hello!? He's here!? AHHHHHHH!!!!
Triangle: No he isn't! He isn't real, you idiot! (Sometimes I wonder why I'm friends with you)
Monke: Uhhh, ok. Anyways, Hank seems to be a killer against the A.A.H.W, which seems to exist only for killing Wimbleton and his buddies, bit odd, I have to say.
Hank J. Wimbleton's background:[]
- Name: Hank J. Wimbleton
- Height: 6'2"
- Weight: Unknown
- Likes: Unknown
- Dislikes: Anyone apart of the A.A.H.W, dancing people.
Monke: But stopping the A.A.H.W wouldn't be a cakewalk, that's why this merc comes strapped with every gun to ever exist!
Triangle: Bit of an exaggeration there, Monke. But he does come equipped with a huge arsenal of weapons! Guns, grenades, big guns, little guns, swords, you name it! Hank does not come under-prepared for anything!
Monke: Also, for some reason, he has an insanely high pain-tolerance. Seriously, he's been shot, stabbed, rammed by a train, and even had his lower-jaw blown off! And he's fought through it all. Damn.
Triangle: But these are just child's play when compared to a new form given to him while in hell, MAG Hank. In this form, Hank gains a MASSIVE arm and the ability to use telekinetic powers! He also is able to wield the SCR M-Lok and the Dragon sword, which are VERY powerful weapons.
Hank J. Wimbleton's weapons/abilities[]
- LOTS of guns
- Swords
- Fiber Wire
- SCR M-Lok
- Dragon sword
- Big arm
- telekinetic powers
Monke: But weapons wouldn't be enough to chop down the A.A.H.W, good thing he packs a punch!
Triangle: Hank can effortlessly tear people's heads off and hit people into walls hard enough to leave a crack in them, he can also take down MAG Agents, which should be comparable to him durability-wise, speaking of...
Monke: Hank has survived some stupid shit! Such as getting punted across a canyon, the same thing happening in Hell, and he even survived a train exploding! Heck, Hank was able to survive hits from and defeat this guy called Phobos, who had merged with another dimension and was going to nuke reality!
Triangle: Hank's also pretty fast, being able to deflect gunfire and slow his perception of time using Bullet Time.
Hank J. Wimbleton's feats[]
- Survived a train crash
- rips off people's heads
- Defeated Phobos, Sheriff, and some other powerful people.
- Deflected gun-fire
Triangle: In terms of weaknesses, Hank can be a little over-confident, as shown when he decided to deflect a foe's bullets rather then rushing over and stabbing them.
Monke: He also can get sneak-attacked, and his pain-tolerance has it's limits.
Hank J. Wimbleton's weaknesses[]
- Over-confident
- Sneak-attacks work pretty well against him
- tolerance has it's limits
Triangle: Overall, Hank is a force-to-be-reckoned with, and you're gonna regret pissing him off.
"KNOCK IT OFF"
The Chosen One is chosen to be in DEATH BATTLE![]
Triangle: In the early years of Flash, stick figures were quite popular, most animations were lost to time, but people tried regardless. It was because of this that an animator going by the name "Alan" would try his hand, little did he know what was to come.
Monke: You couldn't be more right! Alan had created a stick figure and named it "Victim", but it fought back against it's creator, Alan managed to defeat Victim by closing the window without saving, but THEN he decided to make a stronger version named "The Chosen One"... WHY!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!!!!!!!!
The Chosen One's background[]
- Full name: The Chosen One
- Height/weight: Unknown
- Has a bunch of random-ass powers
Triangle: The background highlights his powers, let's discuss them, shall we?
Monke: Hell yeah! This stick has a metric butt-ton of powers! He can shoot fire, use fire to fly, breathe fire, summon ice, charge up electricity to do an EMP type thing, summon a tornado, summon storm clouds, fire lasers from his eyes, and even charge up a GIGANTIC punch!
The Chosen One's powers[]
- Flight
- Fire hands
- Fire breathing
- Laser eyes
- Ice summoning
- Tornado summoning
- EMP
Triangle: Now onto feats, with help from The Dark Lord, The Chosen One blew up the computer, which, to him, would be like blowing up a universe! He can also tank hits from the powered-up Dark Lord, which should be comparable to both of them blowing up the computer. He can also scale to TDL dodging a laser. His attacks can also destroy rocks and such, and he's capable of fighting for long periods of time.
The Chosen One's feats[]
- With help from The Dark Lord, blew up the computer
- Took hits from an amped Dark Lord
- Scales to Dark Lord dodging a laser
- Fought The Dark Lord for over 10 minutes straight and showed little-to-no signs of fatigue
Monke: With all this power, I don't know how he could lose!
Triangle: Easy there, my dimwitted friend. This stick ain't perfect. He's been defeated in the past by foes much stronger then what he could handle, showing that he's rather poor at fighting people he can't just overpower.
The Chosen One's weakness[]
- Not much of a strategist
Monke: But, in spite of this fault, The Chosen One is still a force to be reckoned with, and he WON'T let you get away with angering him.
Pre-fight[]
Triangle: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities!
Monke: ITTT''SSSS TIMMEEE FOR A DEATH BATTLLLLEEE!!!!!!!!
*DB doors close*
(NOTE: I headcanon The Chosen One's blood as orange)
We open on a black stickfigure travelling through a white void, this was The Chosen One. He had been flying for a while now, as he began to question if he had gone the right way, he needed to stop that Virabot!
*Meanwhile*
We see a few blocky figures with round heads get tossed to the ground, riddled with bullets and stab wounds. The camera pans up to reveal Hank J. Wimbleton, doing what he does best. Hank had taken care of this group and was now walking toward the next room...
BOOM!
(Cue: Chosen Madness)
Wimbleton was knocked backward, as the smoke cleared to reveal a portal? Hank stared at the portal in confusion, before a strange... Figure stepped out of said portal. The Chosen One stared at the strange area, curious about it. Then he saw it... A bunch of what looked to be humans? Well, they once were. The Chosen One stared in horror at the grizzly sight...
BANG!
Made by XenophanesReal1!
A bullet whizzed by The Chosen One, burying itself into a wall. The stick looked to where the bullet had came from, to find another one of these odd people standing there, holding a smoking gun! Hank stared at this stick, this must of been another one of those MAG Agents, he drew his sword, prompting his foe to light his fists on-fire, before the two rushed at each other as fast as they could move!
FIGHT![]
Sword and fire-fist clashed, the owners of these weapons struggling to overpower the other. The stick pushed harder, knocking Hank backward, Wimbleton quickly got up, and fired a spray from an Uzi toward his foe! The Chosen One shot a torrent of flame forward, burning the bullets to ash, Chosen One walked forward while firing, prompting Wimbleton to block with his sword, dispersing the flames.
The Chosen One rushed forward, clashing his fist with Hank's sword once more. The Chosen One sent a flurry of fists forward, as Hank went on the defensive, parrying all of the fists with his blade, he'd just need to wait... The Chosen One did not let up on his rush, he'd get through eventually!
*Ch-Ch*
The stick stared at where the noise had came from, seeing a shotgun pointed directly at his chest.
*BANG!*
The Chosen One was sent flying across the room, before slamming into a wall. He stared at the wound, seeing his blood leaking out. The Chosen one briefly gained red eyes, before...
*BZZZZZZZZ!*
The Chosen One's laser eyes hit Wimbleton in the chest, before the stick moved them diagonally upward, leaving a wound in Hank's chest. Wimbleton only briefly glanced at the wound, before firing a few bullets from his pistol, which The Chosen One simply dodged, before flying toward his foe and decking him on the chin, causing the merc to soar through the roof of the building.
Hank landed on top of the building, quickly getting up as his foe flew out of the hole that Hank had unwillingly created. Hank quickly readied his Uzi, before unloading the entire magazine of the gun onto his foe, the stick fired some fireballs to counter the bullets, but some still got through, nailing him in the arms and legs. The Chosen One decided to go on the offensive, as he began to charge a MASSIVE fireball, Hank saw this coming and immediately attempted to gain as much distance as possible, eventually arriving at a small room, which he quickly hid inside. Meanwhile The Chosen One had charged his fireball, with it dwarfing him in size, as he fired it forward...
*KABOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Hank sent flying into the sky, thankfully, the room had protected him from any serious harm, but then he realized that he was flying right toward The Chosen One! Hank quickly righted himself, as he drew his blade once again, but his foe saw it coming, and quickly maneuvered out of the way, leaving Hank to only graze his leg. Hank landed on the roof, having zero time to react as his foe crashed onto the roof and bum-rushed him with a flurry of punches, catching Hank by surprise! Hank was launched across the roof, but, sadly for Wimbleton, the stick wasn't done. The Chosen One's hand glowed with a light blue mist, before he hit the ground as hard as he could, causing ice spikes to erupt! These spikes quickly made their way toward the grunt-killer, stabbing him in the chest, immobilizing him in the process. The Chosen One landed next to Hank and charged up a HUGE punch, one that was bound to take Hank J. Wimbleton's head clean off! The Chosen One's fist was sent flying forwar-
*SHING!*
The Chosen One paused his attack, as he stared downward, seeing a sword plunged straight through his chest! The stick stood there in a mix of shock and pain, before being blasted backward by a shotgun to the chin! Hank quickly cut apart the ice that was in his chest, assuming his foe to be dead, Hank began to walk away, before being blasted away by a fireball! The Chosen One weakly got up, before flying over to his foe, Hank, meanwhile, had just crashed onto the gray ground of Nevada, before noticing something coming toward him... Oh no... Is that a trai-
*CHOOOOOO!!!*
Yes, yes it was. Hank was thrown up onto one of said train's carriages, Hank got up once more, before The Chosen One landed next to him. Hank readied his sword as his foe lit their fists on fire, they began to rapidly attack, both of their blood being splattered everywhere! Despite this, the two did not let up, their swings only growing faster as more and more blood was being caked everywhere. The two were eventually knocked back, both covered in the other's blood, they rushed forward once more, The Chosen One gaining the advantage with a punch that sent Wimbleton toward the engine of the train, The Chosen One flew over to the engine and battled Hank once more, slamming Wimbleton against a lever, causing the train to go WAY too fast! The train went flying off the rails, as it tumbled around, The Chosen One managed to fly out of the engine and hit it with all of his might, causing it to fly into another A.A.H.W facility, engulfing it in a MASSIVE explosion.
The Chosen One stood there, staring at the roaring flame, before he spotted two red goggles in the flame, staring right back at him!? Hank stepped out of the fire, his mask gone, revealing his destroyed jawline, he grabbed a battle axe from the corpse of a grunt, before charging at The Chosen One! The Chosen One attempted to hit Wimbleton with some fireballs, but Hank smacked them outta the way, laser eyes? Hank deflected it. Ice? Hank chopped it in half. Flying? Hank stabbed The Chosen One in the leg, before dragging him onto the ground, striking him in the chest! Hank lifted his axe up and began to rapidly hit his foe in the chest, each hit getting closer and closer to chopping the stick clean in half!
*FWOOSH!*
The Chosen One was engulfed in flames, causing the head of Hank's axe to break off! Hank stared at the now unusable axe, as The Chosen One began to blitz him from all sides! The Chosen One grabbed Hank by the hand and flew upward, before kicking him with enough force to tear the hand right off! Hank flew across Nevada, landing near a MAG Agent, spotting a big arm on the Agent he could put to good use...
The Chosen One landed where Hank was, seeing a corpse of a giant... thing? The Chosen One inspected the corpse, noticing a missing arm, then he felt some air pushed behind him, for a split-second, The Chosen One had realized what had happened, not nearly fast enough to block the incoming hit.
POW!
The Chosen One was launched backward, before leaping forward and clashing his fist with MAG Hank's, blowing up the roof of the building, The Chosen One flew around and attempted to shoot Hank with his lasers, before Wimbleton blocked with some rubble he had telekinetically picked up. The Chosen One began to rapidly fly around, creating a massive tornado! Hank was trapped in the middle, before being electrocuted by some storm clouds, Hank spotted The Chosen One charging a punch, as he got a bunch of rubble to surround his arm, acting as a gauntlet, the two punches clashed, creating a shockwave that shook Nevada itself!
The camera pans into what used to be a building, now gone, reduced to atoms. A fried arm lands on the ground, as does a black stickfigure, The Chosen One weakly gets up and stares at the horizon, before slowly walking away.
K.O![]
Ending screen A: shows The Chosen One, staring at the horizon.
Ending screen B: shows Hank's corpse... Getting up!?
*BANG!*
The Chosen One falls to the ground, a bullet in the back causing him to fall onto his knees. The stick figure slowly gets up, as Hank walks behind him, the merc's entire face was gone, and his chest was blown open, but he still trudged forward. Eventually, Hank made it to the stick, and attempted to strange him via his intestines, but The Chosen One managed to turn it around, tossing Wimbleton onto the ground. With his foe on the ground, The Chosen begins to hit Hank with slow, painful punches, causing more chunks to fly off of the psychopath. Eventually, The Chosen One manages to speed up his punches, fire gathering as he wails on his dying foe, until they eventually gather into a giant explosion, blowing Hank's body in half!
The Chosen One falls down, resting after the battle, until...
*SHRRK!*
The Chosen One feels a sharp pain in his leg, he looks down, to find Hank, somehow still alive, stabbing into his leg with a knife. Hank uses the knife to pull himself forward, and weakly stabs The Chosen One in the chest multiple times, but The Chosen One begins to wail on him once more, causing the bones of his destroyed skull to pierce his flesh. This continues until a particularly strong punch knocks Hank back, and into a large rock. The Chosen One weakly stands up and walks toward Hank, but Hank uses the last of his strength to pull the pin on a grenade, before sticking it into his chest, he flips The Chosen One off, before his body is completely destroyed by the blast.
K.O!
Ending screen A: Shows The Chosen One, seemingly sleeping as the sun rises.
Ending screen B: shows Hank's scattered body parts being discovered by some shocked grunts.
Results[]
Monke: Woah! Had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
Triangle: This fight was really close, both being similar in strength and durability, with Hank's Phobos scaling and The Chosen One nuking the computer, so it came down to speed, and, sadly for the merc, he was just outmatched here.
Monke: Now, the best Hank had was some bullet dodging, which pales to The Chosen One upscaling the other stick figures, who have feats such as catching Q*bert falling from space, and piloting an MFTL rocket.
Triangle: Though, Hank was more skilled, and had the larger arsenal, but it ultimately didn't matter.
Monke: I guess The Chosen One really took the Wimble-win!
Both: The winner is The Chosen One.
Next Time...[]
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