| “ | Bobby, I never thought I'd need to tell you this, but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking. | „ |
| ~ Hank Hill |
Hank Hill is the main character of the animated television series King of the Hill.
Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]
Possible Opponents[]
- Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
- Randy Marsh (South Park)
- Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation)
- Walter White (Breaking Bad)
History[]
Death Battle Info[]
Background[]
- Full name: Hank Rutherford Hill
- Born prematurely in New York in April 19, 1961.
- Raised in Arlen, Texas
- Occupation: Sells propane and propane accessories at Strickland Propane
- enjoys: Beer, Grilling, Propane
- Smoked pot and thought it was a feel good cigarette
- Height: 6'2"
- Weight: 190 to 220 lbs.
Powers and Abilities[]
- High School Football Player Experience
- Vast Knowledge of Propane and Propane eccessories
- Some Wrestling Skill
- Skilled Baseball and Golf Player
- Skilled Guitarist
- Certified Pimp
- Minor Firearm experience
- Master of Grilling
- Great Strength and Decent Speed
- Exterminator Experience
- Highly Skilled Fishemen
- Skilled Mechanic and Handyman
- Some Boxing Training
Weapons[]
- Propane tanks
- Spatula
- Hunting Rifle
- Extermination Equipment
- Fireworks
- Baseball bat
- Nine Iron Golf Club
- The Char-king grill
- Lawnmower
- Paintball gun
- Chainsaw
- Axe
- Red Pitchfork
- Metal Bladed Weedwhacker
- Boxing Gloves
- Pro Game Controller
- Red Truck
Feats[]
- Literally kicked someone's ass
- Survived being raped by a dolphin
- Survived a megalomart explosion
- Tackled a Pro Football Player
- Scored the winning touchdown in a flag football game
- With help From Peggy, Dale, Bill and Boomhaur they tore down a whole house during a storm
- Cut Dale's finger off
- Beat some punk kids at paint ball
- Kicked and broke through a metal fence
- Ran across a racetrack while there were race cars driving on it.
- Somehow got a pond full of fish addicted to Crack
- Survived being in a Tornado
- Took a punch from a massive Pro Football player
- Fucking DESTROYED Dale in a Conspiracy Theory debate with one sentence
- Threw MegaloMart brand batteries back at MegaloMart
- Scared off a pimp
- Snapped a shovel in half
- Out ran a large group of rampaging bulls
Weaknesses[]
- Has a Narrow Urethra
- Doesn‘t fight often
- Couldn't save his truck from an incoming Train (Top 10 Saddest Anime Moments)
- A disappointment to his father