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star wars vs overwatch vs uncharted! These 3 gaming prodigies have been fan favourites since their first release, but who will win when they go toe to toe?!
Will han shoot first and knock nathan and McCree dead?!
Will McCree ride into high noon after the duel?!
Or will nathan drake's jokes and one liners get the better of the 2 heroes?!
LET'S FIND OUT!!!!
interlude[]
Boomstick: GUNSLINGERS, they are the f**king best!
wiz: Indeed they are, and these three are no exception, like han solo the greatest smuggler of all time.
Greatest smuggler of all time!
boomstick: and Jesse McCree the badass gunslinger of overwatch!
wiz: And nathan drake, the legendary explorer of uncharted!
boomstick: he's wiz and I'm boomstick.
Wiz: and it's our job to analyse there weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win a death battle!
Han solo[]
wiz: somewhere on corellia, a legend was born witch would help the famous Luke skywalker to become the legend he is today, and this man's name... is han solo.
" hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster"
Boomstick: heh, that quote never gets old.
Wiz: han solo may not look dangerous at first but he can be very dangerous if you get on his bad side, or you are a bounty hunter trying to get his bounty reward.
Boomstick: his arsenal consist' s of 2 weapons, his DL-44 heavy blaster, and his detonate charge.
Wiz: while his arsenal may look small, he can do all kinds of stuff with his blaster.
Boomstick: that is true, he can activate a rapid fire form and a charge shot, which can destroy at-st and at-at and even tie fighters from the air, and these guys can keep up with the millennium falcon which can go up to 6.13 QUADRILLIAN MILES. And his detonator can attach to surfaces and han can detonate with the push of a button.
Wiz: and he can react faster than a trained trooper and much more experienced bounty hunters, like Boba Fett, And when he saw joining the imperial navy, They said that his reflexes were the topmost Percentile ever documented! That means his reflexes were the fastest out of anybody in said imperial academy! And he took on 3 Wookie's Who were capable of moving faster then a blur, yet he still tagged one, before one could even hit him!
Boomstick: and he's pretty freaking strong, too! Like the time he took on 3 opponents the size of big bruisers, at 17 years old! While we don't know how big a big bruiser is, it must have been pretty impressive, cause even Boba Fett said it was one of the Bravest thing he had ever seen! And with his training at the Imperial academy, was good enough to knock people down with 2 hits!
Wiz: He also managed to get Shrike off of him while he was being strangled by Shrike. Shrike claimed she had "Iron grip!" And then another bounty hunter who was stronger and faster then Shrike came along, and han still beat That bounty hunter!
Boomstick: He's also pretty durable too, being able to take lots of punches, yet stay standing, Backhanded so hard, his lip was split, yet stayed standing, could take blows from a man capable of lifting a couple of tons! And also survived blows from Chewbacca, who can shake the ground by slamming it, and can rip people's arms off!
Boomstick: but like everyone else he has weaknesses, for instance, while he is incredibly offensive, he doesn't have a lot of defence.
Wiz: that is true, he is not all that durable and his gun can overheat AND his rapid fire and charge shot all have to cool down after use.
Boomstick: but despite all this, he truly is the greatest smuggler ever and a very dangerous threat to all who face him.
" never tell me the odds!"
Jesse McCree[]
Wiz: a long time ago in a wild, wild town, a large group of bandits were terrorising the USA, this group of bandits was called the deadlock gang. Until finally the gang was stopped by Gabriel rayes and he along with jack Morison managed to convinced one of the main leaders, Jesse McCree to join them.
Boomstick: and soon after that he joined blackwatch and was with gabriel, genji and moira when they were in Venice and things went horribly wrong.
Wiz: and soon he became a vigilante and fought crimes all over the USA, specifically his old gang the deadlock gang and fought his arch nemesis ashe.
Boomstick: Just because he looks like a cowboy doesn't mean he is like your everyday cowboy, he is quite the opposite.
Wiz: Indeed he is, he has his trusty revolver and can either shoot all six bullets regularly, of can fire them all immediately, this is called fanning the hammer. which is weird, since there is no hammer involved.
Boomstick: and he can combat roll! eh... wiz, what is so special about him being able to roll?
Wiz: Simple, when he does this combat roll, he automatically reloads his gun!
Boomstick: WHAT?!?! HOW? and how does his hat not fall off?
Wiz: shrugs.
Boomstick: ok, he also has a flashbang which can be used to temporarily stun his enemy's.
Wiz: this actually can be used to make a pretty devastating combo, when McCree players wil find there target, specifically a tank, and will fan the hammer, combat roll, and fan the hammer again.
Boomstick: WOW that is pretty devastating, specifically to enemy tanks. And then he has his signature move, the deadeye. Other wise called HIGH NOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
Wiz: ah yes the deadeye, one of the most deadly moves in all of overwatch. this can lock onto enemies and insta-kill them in 2 seconds flat!
Boomstick: that is pretty impressive, but like everyone's ultimate in overwatch it has its's weakness.
Wiz: that is true, because all you have to do is hide behind something, and McCree can't lock onto you with his deadeye, and his flashbang only stuns people for for a second.
Boomstick: but all that aside McCree is a very fierce foe and consider your self lucky if he is on your side.
"IT'S HIGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!"
Nathan drake[]
Wiz: "sic parvis manga" this is Latin, for "greatness from small beginnings" and this young explorer takes doe's words to heart, and this young explorer's name... is nathan drake.
"Alright. eh, c'mon admit it your impressed"
Boomstick: ok, that never get's old.
Wiz: nathan definitely is equipped for the role of an adventurer and explorer.
Boomstick: he has such a GINOURMOUS arsenal!
Wiz: said arsenal consist of-
Boomstick: guns! guns! and more guns!
Wiz: and these guns sure do not end, and always seem to appear out of no where!
Boomstick: these guns are the following .45 defender, desert-5, shotguns, sniper rifles, dragon snipers, t-bolt sniper, mk-ndi grenades, rocket launchers and some old time weapons such as the crossbow and pistole.
Wiz: and he also has an incredible amount of luck. For instance, when he was shot in his side, he managed to fight off armed gun men (who were much more experienced then him) and escaped off a train wreckage and climbed out of said train wreckage while wounded.
Boomstick: HOLY... HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE??? and he walked through the rub'ah kal desert for 2 day's without any food or water HOW THE F*********CKING HELL IS HE STILL ALIVE???
Wiz: Honestly, no idea. Anyway, he also managed to move a giant boulder weighing 10 tons! He also has some special weapons, like a tranquilizer dart gun, a machine gun, and even a crossbow! BUT he doesn't have these weapons on him at all times, only for certain occasions. But he does have a grappling hook, which he can throw hard enough, it sticks to rock walls!
Boomstick: He also managed to beat Lazarevic, who was IMMORTAL at the time! And also beat Jason Dante at fencing, And Nate had NO CLUE how to fence, just that he had to stab Jason in his heart with it!
Wiz: but like everyone he does have multiple weaknesses.
Boomstick: that's right' he mostly survives on luck and wit and letting his enemy's move first and reacting to counter it. He also wears no armour, is still human, And most of the time only has 2 guns on him at a time.
Wiz: but despite all of this, nathan drake has certainly made a name of himself, as one of the greatest explorers ever.
"great, power's out and a girls trapped. I swear to god if there is a zombie around the next corner..."
Pre fight[]
Wiz: all right the combatants are set, so let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
Fight[]
A helicopter is heard in the back as said helicopter flies onto the screen.
inside the copter is the legendary nathan drake. he heard about a famous object on it's way off island. So he came here to find it and get it.
he finds the room, but there are no guards.
N: well this is going to be easy.
( this is either a good sign or a very bad sign). nathan thinks internally.
He enters the room to find the object ( a lightsaber). nathan walks over to it only to hear somebody say "hey you, stop".
Nathan drake turn's around to see a man standing behind him.
n: um hello there. I'm just going to ta-
He stop's mid sentence when something red flashes past his face' and strikes the glass around the lightsaber, breaking it.
n: hey! just who do you think you are?
H: name's han solo, and I was sent here to protect this lightsaber from people like you.
?: well you can both stop, because this "lightsaber" is coming with me.
nathan and han turn around to see the a cowboy behind nathan.
N: a cowboy now? ( this day is starting to get really weird)
H: who are you?
M: names McCree, and this object is coming with me.
H: no way, the lightsaber (pulls out blaster) is staying here.
n:actually this "lightsaber" (also pulls out ak-47) is coming with me.
FIGHT!!!
han solo start's the fight by firing multiple blast's at nathan and McCree' only for them to dodge the blast and retaliate with there own firepower, forcing han to jump behind cover.
both nathan and McCree jump behind cover when han free fires from behind cover.
M:whatever that gun is it is strong as hell.
N: well, I've seen stronger (han used his strong shot and almost destroyed there cover) nevermind that is very strong.
suddenly they both turn around and realise they are hiding behind the same cover.
M: damn it.
N:holy sh-
and they both proceed to shoot at each other with nathan landing a few hit's but mcCree shakes them off like they were nothing.
N: uh oh.
M: c 'mere.
mcCree attempts to grab nathan but he runs away from McCree, while evading han's gunfire.
N: you are starting to get annoying, you know that right?
nathan say's this as he fires multiple shot's at han, grazing his shoulder.
han is about to activate rapid fire, when multiple shot's from mcCree keeps him behind cover.
H: you son of a-
han proceeds to throw his detonate charge at mcCree, and when it land on McCree's cover.
M: what the heck is that thing.
H: (smiles at him deviously) something rather (activates detonate charge) explosive.
M: oh shi-
His words get knocked out of his mouth, when the explosion form the charge knocks him out, but not killing him.
H: that will teach you.
han ALMOST comes out of cover when multiple shots from nathan ( remember him?) make him hide behind cover again, but not after nathan lands a good hit on his arm.
H: OW! dammit that hurt!
N: not so high and mighty now' are you!
nathan runs from cover still firing at han's cover.
Han manages to get a lucky hit' and hit Nathan's ak-47 from his hand's.
H: what's the matter, no longer have a-
Han stop's talking as suddenly he's getting shot at by nathan again.
H: how did you get another gun so fast?
N: oh, it was just lying around.
H: that is just stupid.
N: hey! ( more gunfire) it is not stupid, it's luck. let's see ( pulls out grenade) if your lucky.
Han wonder's what he mean's by that, when suddenly a grenade land' next to him.
h: oh carabast!
Han tries to run, but only for more gunfire to cover his only escape.
Han solo: oh hell.
The grenade explodes, blowing the legendary gunslinger to bits.
1ST KO!
N: wow, that was a lot more violent (and bloody) then I expected.
Suddenly nathan hears a groan and turns around and see's mcCree (remember him?) getting up.
N: your still alive from that?
M: I've tanked bigger explosions. but now then (he has gotten up at this point) get over here!
He said that as he runs towards the explorer.
N: oh cra-
Nathan didn't get to finish the sentence, as he is suddenly punched in the face by the cowboy.
N: huh that wasn't as bad as I expected. ( immediately is punched by McCree's cybernetic arm, sending him flying.) nevermind that hurt a lot.
Nathan gets up and look's around only to see...
N: oh yeah, this could help.
M:now where the heck did I throw him?
McCree soon get's the answer when he hear's foot steps.
M:heh: that answer's that question.
McCree run's up the stairs to the upper levels only to see nathan holding a m4 assault rifle.
N: hey there.
M: ah crap.
Nathan fires multiple shot's at mcCree each one hitting there mark with enough force to make mcCree stumble closer to the edge. (did I forget to mention that mcCree is standing at the edge of the top level? well, now I did.)
McCree ends up falling off the ledge and onto the bottom floor.
N: ok that may have been a bit over kill.
Nathan grabs his m4 and his secret weapon and using his grappling hook jumps down (SAFELY) to the bottom floor.
N: huh, you look pretty cool. (pick's up McCree's hat) I think I'll take this with me.
As nathan is walking to wards the lightsaber he suddenly hear's something like a... MAN GETTING UP!
Nathan spin's around only to see mcCree up and... glowing?
N: what the-
suddenly McCree says
IT'S HIIIIIIIIIIIGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
N: what the hell?!?!
nathan quickly realises that this was a western duel, so he puts the the m4 and pulls out a wes=-44 revolver.
Both stare at each other daring the other to make a move... when the duel ends by both McCree and nathan fireing their guns at each other.
M:DRAW!
BANG!
McCree fires his gun at nathan witch nathan counter's by fireing his gun, and BOTH BULLETS HIT MIDWAY!
M: damn!
McCree attempts to reload his gun, only to realise he is out of ammo!
N: heh, your out of ammo.
M: so?
Nathan pulls out his secret weapon, which is a rocket launcher!
Jesse McCree: oh shi-
Nathan drake: draw!
nathan said that as he fire's the rocket launcher at mcCree and he blow's the gunslinger up.
KO!!
The aftermath[]
nathan walks away and grabs the lightsaber and walks back to the helicopter.
Midway back home, he turn's on the lightsaber, nearly taking his eye out.
"whoa!
He turn's off the lightsaber, and sulley stick's his head out of the front of the helicopter.
"Nate, what the heck was that?"
Nathan turn's to sulley and smile's.
"something which could possible help us in the future."
Meanwhile, back at the room.
The rest of blackwatch enter the room to find McCree's hat, but no sign of McCree.
Moira: no he can't be...
Genji: he's mcCree, he can hold his own, right?
Gabriel sigh's, pick's McCree's hat up and walk's outside.
A COUPLE HOURS LATER.
The entire overwatch team is at McCree's funeral.
Afterword's, Gabriel stand's over McCree's coffin.
Gabriel: you were good son, maybe even the best.
Gabriel: don't worry, i will avenge you' if it is the last thing i do.
Analyses[]
B: HOLY SH** THAT WAS AWESOME!
W: this would certainly each gunslinger's greatest's fight yet, and each one had there advantages. For instance, mcCree had durability (being able to tank multiple rocket launcher's) Han had the most experienced ( cause he fought in the galactic war) and could pull the trigger of his gun faster then either nathan or mcCree.
B: but nathan had everything he needed to take the other 2 gunslinger's out.
w: that is true, for instance, he was the fastest out of all of them, being able to outrun a rocket launcher.
B: And he had the biggest arsenal, what with gun's gun's and more gun's, there were some version's of this fight where nathan end's the fight before it even began!
W: and even if McCree could catch nathan, nathan has tanked much bigger things than a metal fist, and even then Nathan is stronger than McCree, due to pushing that giant boulder, which was 10 tons!
B:WAIT A MINUTE! what a bout McCree's high noon?
W: ah yes, the deadeye, while it is very powerful, it leaves mcCree vulnerable and it is moderately easy to dodge.
B: well... OK, FINE! I MEAN SERIOUSLY, ALL NATHAN HAS TO DO IS DUCK BEHIND A WALL, AND BOOM! DODGED!
B: plus, nathan has dodged much faster things than a bullet to the head. For instance, he managed to outrun a rocket!
W: this certainly would be a close battle, but in the end, nathan just had the speed, arsenal, will and strength to pull through.
B: look's like after multiple losses, nates path to victory is no longer uncharted.
W: the winner is NATHAN DRAKE. (FINALLY)
Next time[]
The screen is black for a little bit, then shows a kid walking towards the Demogorgon.
"The gate. i opened it. i'm the monster.
it will play a couple more clips, until a lightsaber sound is heard
"I'm using everything i learned while on the streets"
Eleven vs Ezra Bridger!
Advantages and disadvantages[]
NATHAN DRAKE (WINNER)
Stronger+
Faster+
+ Arsenal +Luck
+Enduring
-not as durable
-Sometimes has good luck, sometimes has bad.
-If McCree popped his Ult immediately, it could have killed him and Han both!
Han (Loser)
+Experience
+Can pull out his gun faster than anybody here, and can fire it faster than anybody here
+All it would take is 1 good hit to take out McCree and han, due to neither of them being able to tank blaster fire...
- But both could dodge it, since blaster fire is around the same speed as a bullet, which these 2 dodge constantly!
-/+ No where near as strong as Nathan, but is likely stronger than McCree.
-/+ Not as durable as Nathan, but More durable than McCree.
McCree (Loser)