Sharaku Jr.
Gumball Watterson vs Garfield is Kirbysakurai's third battle.
These are two cats loved by kids but today one of them is gonna get rekted.
Gumball[]
Marx: Gumball Tristopher Watterson is a blue 12 year old blue cat who is the main charcter in the amazing world of gumball.
Kirby: Gumball lives in elmore. a town where animals and intimate objects walk around and talk.
Marx: He along with his best friend a fish named darwin who he adopted but after getting flushed down the toilet used the power of love to go back home and he even grew lungs and some legs!
Kirby: Gumball dates a walking peanut named penny who came out of her shell and revealed her self to be a shape shifting fairy. He can surive some insane things like having his limbs ripped off, .
Marx: wow this kid can tank a lot of stuff. He has a remote that can launch people around and open the void a place where all the worlds mistakes are placed and can make you older and younger and can loop you in a never ending state of what ever you are doing.
Marx:He also survived his school exploding with only burnt clothes.
Kirby: he also had a note book that what ever you wrote in it comes true but it can run out of space and a hat that make his lucky but won't work when knocked off. Gumball's original name was zack but he changed it after he was becoming a jerk and different person.
Marx: of course he has some weaknesses.
Kirby: he can be some what of an idiot some times and is wimpy and is a child and immature and most of the time. Marx: oh no we are 150 words short of the anylasis.
Gumball: can't you just be less lazy and talk about me more you idiots.
Kirby: the dude writing this is too lazy and is just gonna put some quotes.
Anais: Now, lie down and tell me what happens [in your dream] from the start.
Gumball: Well, I'm at school.
Anais: Classic anxiety dream. Probably represents your fear of not fitting in.
Gumball: And at one point, dad was there.
Anais: Representing your fear of authority, most likely.
Gumball: And he became a centaur president.
Anais: Well, that could represent a fear of horses... in... the... White House?
Gumball: OK, so dad has a laser shooting out of his butt. Mr. Small's head fell off. Then I found a pineapple in the locker, so I started dancing in the cosmos—and then Darwin kissed her! So what does that mean?
Anais: OK, uhh... the pineapple is Penny—sweet on the inside but hard for you to... handle... I guess. And the butt-laser—that must be, uh, because you need to chew your food more! And, uh, the cosmos, the ballet, the head of Mr. Small, the evil look, the kiss, the laser—(babbles and groans) Anais's Brain: Brain cramp! (Anais passes out face-first)
Darwin: Well, that's what you get for trying to apply a rational solution to an irrational problem
Garfield[]
Kirby: Garfield is an orange with an attudite and a hunger for lasgana.
Marx: he is not much at glance but he is acctuaklly pretty over powered.
Kirby: He defeated the glitch who made mulpite worlds inside a tv and fought garfield inside the tv.
Kirby: He once ran so fast he killed the mail man.
Marx: He can also ask the writer for a pencil and erase stuff from reailty.
Kirby: He is about 41 years old.
Marx: his rival is snoopy the dog.
Kirby: Wow this garfield anylasis sucks.
Marx: don't worry we are not done yet.
Kirby: Garfield lives with his owner jon arbuckle and his dog odie.
Marx: Garfield hates mondays and is very lazy.
Kirby: We need a way to fill in the blank.
Kirbysakurai (Me): Why don't we just copy and paste some one else's garfield anylasis?
Marx: NO! Stop being lazy and do some research.
Kirbysakurai: Fine.
2 minutes later.
Kirbysakurai: Okay i got back from reading Garfield vs Snoopy and garfield was born at a italian food restaurant but was sold since the guy feeding him could not afford to feed him.
Kirby:so Poor garfield was sent to a pet store where he was adpoted by jon arbuckle. Marx: But a metor fell and gave him super powers.
Kirbysakurai:So garfield got super strength and a burp so powerful it can kill.
Marx: He is so fat bullets can not hurt him and he can lift up cars and slammed a window so hard that the entire house collpased and was able to turn off his light switch get into his bed then the light went out and then saying he was faster then the speed of dark.
Kirby: He can also freeze time with a watch!
Marx: yay we are under fifty words short of the requriement for the anylasis.
Kirby: Now we only need a quote for garfield.
Kirbysakurai: I have one but time to talk about his weaknesses he is lazy and gets tired easily and has very few things to fight with. Garfield: Show me a good mouser and i'll give you a cat with bad breath.
Fight[]
Jon's House 6 Pm. Jon: Okay garfield i am going out for my date with liz be good.
Garfield is seen watching Cartoon Network. Garfield: Sure.
Jon leaves. Garfield is seen watching the amazing world of gumball.
Garfield: My Show is 100000000000 times better then this.
Gumball and Darwin jump out of the tv. Gumball : What? My show is 10000000000000 times better then this show. Darwin is seen petting odie.
Garfield: Okay little kids watching this show turn away cause this might turn out ugly.
Gumball: Okay here is the deal if i win my show is better and you take me to joyful burger in my amazing world full of all my awesome friends!
Garfield: Okay but if i win you take me to vito's and admit my show is better.
They both get in fighting stances.
Gumball ran up to garfield and punched the lazy cat in the face launching him back.
Garfield: Grr i will teach ya who is the better cat.
Garfield grabbed a lasgana kissed it and threw it at gumball.
Gumball easily dodged it.
Darwin: this is not gonna end well.
Odie: yah yah yah.
Garfield threw a barrage of lasgana at gumball.
Gumball still dogded them but garfield rushed him and grabed him and threw him through the door.
Garfield grabbed a bomb ( Don't know how but garfield has bombs) and threw it at gumball.
Gumball: WHAT THE!
BOOM.
Gumball's head was blown off.
Garfield: huh thought he was gonna put up a better fight.
Garfield started walking away but gumball head grew back.
Gumball:Thank toon force!
Garfield: huh did not think i would have to do this.
Garfield transfromed into garzooka!
Gumball: 2 can play at that game!
Gumball became super saiyan.
But then we see a small puffball.
Kirbysakurai: hello there just wanted to say saiyan gumball is featless.
Gumball: oh.
Gumball un transfromed.
Garfield was about to attack but then gumball remembered something. he took out the lucky hat and the universal remote and with the remote launched garzooka back making him untransform. Because of the lucky hat's luck gumball some how found the notebook.
Gumball: Huh i am gonna with this fight with this stuff!
Kirbysakurai: Sorry for being lazy but that is what i have so far but don't worry i will do more soon!
Gumball: Who are you talking to? Kirbysakurai: No one well on to the battle!
Gumball ran to garfield and garfield tried to punch him but gumball used reverse on the attack using the remote then pressed loop.
Garfield was stuck in a loop until garfield was able to pull at his watch fast enough and froze time with the watch he saved from the Garfield show. Garfield walked up to gumball and slapped him in the face then unfroze time.
Gumball: Owww.
Gumball was about to loop him again but Garfield froze time and grabbed the remote and threw it on the floor.
Gumball: The jokes on you i still have my lucky hat and note book.
Garfield threw a piece of lasgana and missed again.
Kirbysakurai (me) walked to the battlefield again.
Kirbysakurai: Sorry for keeping you waiting but this is the what i got so far.
Gumball: WHAT! This is not even that long!
Kirbysakurai:Don't worry i'm not leaving the fight like this is what i got so far.
Gumball: What is taking you so long?
Kirbysakurai: Mostly me being lazy and playing video games.
Gumball: Are you doing these fourth wall breaks just to make it easier to reach the 500 word rule?
Kirbysakurai: Maybe but also to let people know why i am not doing this more often.
Kirbysakurai: See you later my friends!
The puffball then walked away to a pizza place.
Gumball: What a strange dude.
Garfield: Well if he is doing this i get more nap breaks. Gumball: Wait i just checked on wordcounter this fight is already more then 500 words long.
Kirbysakurai is seen eating pizza.
Kirbysakurai: NOM NOM NOM. Oh YAY!
Kirbysakurai: Well when i finish this battle i will try to make it EPIC!
Gumball was about to write and then garfield saw the the note book and stopped time and destoryed the note book.
Garfield: Jim Davis?
We see a hand with a pencil.
Jim Davis: Yes Garfield?
Garfield: Can I have that pencil?
Jim Davis: Of course you can Garfield!
Garfield took the Pencil and tried to erase Gumball's Head But Missed and hit a mail Box deleting it from existance.
Meanwhile in the Void.
Rob: UHH I HATE IT HERE!
Then a Mail Box fell in the void.
Rob:Huh Mailboxes were a Mistake?
Then a Bunch of random Stuff fell into the void like Kirbysakurai's pizza.
Then a random portal opened(This is linked to Mario Vs Madoka since Kirbysakurai loves connecting his battles like so story arc.)
Rob Climbed Thourgh the Portal But SomeHow the Void Began to get into Garfield's Town.
Rob:GUMBALL WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!
Gumball:Not now rob i am fighting this orange fat cat!
Kirbysakurai: You will pay for deleting my pizza!
Garfield:How about you take some Grammar Lessons you Fat blob of Pink!
Garfield then kicked Kirbysakurai into the void.
That gave Garfield a idea he tried pushing Gumball into the void but Gumball Dodged.
Gumball: This is Very awesome for a finale for this battle.
Garfield: Yep but i have to destory you now.
Gumball got in a defensive pose while Garfield prepared to charge Gumball.
Garfield ran to gumball trying to push him into the void but gumball dodged the attack again. We then see someone crawling out of the void.
That person was kirbysakurai.
Kirbysakurai: "I'M FREE".
Garfield then kicks Kirbysakurai back into the void.
Kirbysakurai:"NOOOOOO!"
Gumball laughs at Kirbysakurai's misery not seeing Garfield behind him.
Garfield tackles him launching both into the void.
Both:AGHHHHHH. The two cats contiune to scream until they both hit a tiny island. Garfield not knowing what to do throws a bomb at gumball.
Gumball still on the floor sees the bomb.
Gumball: Oh Shii.
BOOM!
The bomb detonates launching both of them back into garfield's neighborhood.
Gumball: Kirbysakurai i know it was about a year since you finally remembered your password and came back to write your subpar battles but can you stop repeating the same things you dense cabbage.
Garfield throws a another bomb thinking gumball was distracted by his monolugue but gumball expecting this grabs the bomb and throws it back at him.
Garfield gets hit by the bomb launching him into the sky into a neighborhood house.
Garfield: "That does it."
Garfield takes his watch out and freezes time and takes out his pencil.
Gumball seeing this only has a second to show a expression of terror as Garfield freezes time.
Garfield walks up to the now frozen gumball and raises his pencil.
Garfield: "Well i guess your run time is over bub". With that terrible joke made Garfield erases every part of Gumball to make sure he can't regenerate.
Garfield smiles and begins to walk away but than he remebers that gumball was supposed to buy him pizza.
Garfield: "Oh Crud."
Garfield jumps into the void and finds Gumball.
Gumball: you're here to save me? Gumball says suprised.
Garfield: of course Kirbysakurai does not have to willpower to kill you off. (enough self-pity jokes for now)
Garfield and Gumball jump across the islands in the void until they get back to their neighborhood.
Gumball: "But how are we gonna fix the neighborhood back to normal?" Garfield raises his pencil in the air and a human hand takes it and draws everything back to normal.
Darwin and Odie go to see what happend.
Darwin: So who won?
Garfield: Let's just say we are eating pizza for lunch.
Gumball: "What about Kirbysakurai?"
Garfield:"It's okay he was a mistake so he is where belongs." (last self hatred joke I swear)
Everyone laughs and start walking to vito's pizza place.
Garfield: we better hurry since jon's not gonna be happy that we trashed the house.
KO!
We see the gang eating pizza and having a good time
Results[]
Marx: FINALLY IT'S DONE.
Kirby: If you ask me that was a really disappointing ending.
kirbysakurai: sorry i got writters block.
Marx: What even happend that you took a 11 month break?
kirbysakurai: School and I got forgot my password. But enough talking about my life lets explain why Garfield won.
Kirby: First is experience which garfield took since he is 28 years older than gumball.
Marx: They both were both equal in smartness.
Kirby: Gumball had more gadgets to help him but garfield's were more useful.
Marx: Nothing stops garfield from stopping time and erasing gumball.
Kirby: Gumball might have stopped time by running into the screen but that was more likely a 4th wall break but was able to run so fast that flames were left where he was.
Marx: Meanwhile Garfield was able to turn off the lights get into bed than the light's turned off making him "faster than the speed of dark" and if you don't believe that, he was able to go faster than the speed of sound in the comics for food.
Kirby: Gumball took durabilty since Gumball survived his school exploding while Garfield survived his own house crushing him.
Kirbysakurai: But that does not matter if garfield can just erase his existance.
Marx: Strength is even since gumball was able to hurt mr robinson who survived a explosion that destroyed his house.
Kirby: That is actually a pretty even feat to garfield accidently destroying his house by slamming a window.
Marx:But the reason Garfield won was because he was faster, had more experience, a better arsenal and had better hax.
Kirbysakurai: Well i guess you could say Garfield cut Gumball's runtime you know cats... Cuts.... Cartoons.. i'll stop.
Kirby: the winner is Garfield.
Next Time[]
We see the woods and a page on a tree that has the word "No" scribbled multiple times and a drawing of a tall man. We then see a hooded person walk in front of the tree pulling out two hatchets.
We then cut to a school at night with corpses in the hallway and we see a teen with black hair wearing a white shirt and a sadistic smile on his face holding a knife.
Yuuya Kizami vs Ticci Toby
Major rewrite of the battle incoming. The analysis sections will remain as they are for now (except for an upcoming correction about the protagonist of Davis's previous comic getting stepped on at the end, which has since been debunked after the analysis was written), but may be expanded with new feats later on.
| Garfield VS Gumball Watterson | |
|---|---|
| Season | 1 |
| Overall Episode | 14 |
| Season Episode | 14 |
| Air date | hopefully within eight years or less, may my motivation rest in pizzas |
| Written by | Wither |
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Garfield VS Gumball Watterson is an upcoming Death Battle by Wither.
Description[]
Garfield VS The Amazing World of Gumball! Which of these toonforce-using, lazy "G." cartoon cats will stay on air?
Interlude[]
Zack: Ah yes, cartoons. People say they're for kids, but in reality, all of us can enjoy a good cartoon and laugh the shit out at some random stupidity.
Greg: When it comes to cartoons, two beloved, lazy cartoon cats come out on top. And would you look at that, their names both start with a G! Heh.
Zoë: Garfield, the lasgna-eating feline from Muncie, Indiana...
Melissa: And Gumball Watterson, the lazy Elmore Junior High student from Elmore, California.
Greg: I'm Greg, and these are my ever-so-epic friends: Zoë, Zack and Melissa.
Melissa: And today, we'll analyze the combatants' armour, weapons and skills, to find out who would win...
Everyone: A DEATH BATTLE!
Garfield[]
Zack: We speak the year 1973. Jim Davis, an American cartoonist, made a comic known as Gnorm Gnat, a series about insects. ...No one really liked it, so Davis decided to give Gnat the boot in the most pro gamer way possible: He killed him off at the end by having some guy step on him.
Greg: Wow. What an absolute chad.
Zack: When brainstorming his new animal comic, Davis noticed lots of successful dog characters — but no cats. So he decided to be the first.
Melissa: And so, on June 19, 1978, the first Gar—
Zack: Actually, here's a fun fact that most people don't know. Garfield didn't ACTUALLY debut on that date. Jim Davis made a prototype comic on January 8 of 1976, two years prior, called "Jon". It already had Garfield and everything, and actually ran in the Times. However, these comics were lost for years. Until their rediscovery in 2019, almost no one even knew that these comics even existed to begin with. That said, Garfield's official birthday is still June 19 of 1978 since Paws Inc. doesn't acknowledge the prototype strip.
Melissa: Gee... thanks nerd, we totally needed that knowledge.
Zack: Aw, shut up.
Zoë: Hey gang, why don't we leave this behind us and investigate what Garfield has to offer?
Zack and Melissa simultaneously: Great idea!
- Name: Garfield Arbuckle
- Alias: Gustav (In several countries)
- Memes: Garfielf, Garfunkel
- Age: 45 at the time of writing
- Origin: Technically speaking, the first issue of Jon on January 8, 1976. This also means that by Paws Inc's birthday logic, Garfield's actual birthday is on that date. However, Paws Inc. does not recognize the Jon comics, making Garfield's official debut and birthday the first issue of Garfield on June 19, 1978.
- Species: Antropomorphic Cat
- Race: Persian / Tabby cat
- Residence: Muncie, Indiana. This is rarely ever mentioned in the strip, but confirmed in the TV special Happy Birthday, Garfield.
- Favourite food: Lasagna
- Least favourite food: Raisins and spinach
- Dating: Arlene
- Stars in the world's most widely syndicated comic strip
- Requires lasagna
Greg: Garfield was born on June 19, 1978 in an Italian restaurant called Mamma Leoni's, where he developed his appetite for lasagna. He ate so friggin' much that his owner started to struggle financially. He could've sketched at least a dozen solutions for the problem, but nah, he was lazy and just sold the guy to a pet store.
Melissa: Wow. Dick.
Zoë: It's there that Garfield met his owner, Jon Arbuckle. He didn't hestitate even a single second to bring Garfield home. Which has its ups in great moments...
...and its downs.
Zack: And so Garfield lives his life: avoiding diet, pestering Jon, punting Odie, eating mountains worth of food and battling mailmen, but also saving the world, and doing the greater good when he shows his pure heart — as shown when he helped a kid get off drugs and taught him moral lessons about life. No, I'm not making this up.
Greg: The interesting thing about Garfield is that he's surprisingly tough for a character who only fights a fourth of the time. In fact, as lazy and unfit as he is, Garfield's physicality is absurd. He can punt Odie extremely far away with simple kicks, sends another cat flying with a single punch—
Melissa: ♪ ONE PUUUUNCH GARFIELD— ♫
Zack: NO!
Greg: —I was saying, he rams through a wall, manhandles Jon into a cat carrier, drags Jon up a tree, busts a door out of its hinges, destroys the entire house by slamming a window shut, smashes an ice cream truck and even rolls up cement and blasts the house open with one burp.
Zoë: And if all this wasn't crazy enough, look at his speed. He casually moves faster than sound, eats a burger faster than the eye can see and even outsped darkness!
Melissa: And what a tough nut he is to crack as well! I remember that one comic where he falls on a burning grill and is unaffected. And the comic where he gets blown up by the classic alcohol + fire trope, and the one where he gets crushed by a piano, and the one where he no-sells being ran over with a lawnmower! And true Garfield veterans will remember the running gag where a fat dog crushes him in any way possible, yet Garfield gets out with mediocre pain at best. And he has taken a terminal velocity fall!
Zack: And what better way to get started on Garfield's powers than with his Regeneration? As a good example, Garfield once blew up completely to nothing, yet was perfectly fine in the next comic. And he once regenerated from being molten to liquid. This, combined with his durability, makes him surprisingly annoying to dispose of.
Zoë: And here's where the fun part begins. Garfield's Toonforce!
- Toonforce
- Insane Physical Capabilities
- Elastic Body
- Epic Burps
- Surface Sticking
- Hydrokinesis
- Mind Control
- Matter Creation
- Time Travel
- Age Manipulation
- Fear-Based Submission
- Self-Cloning
- Weather Control
- Life Bestowal
- Shapeshifting
- Rocket Flight
- Teleportation
Greg: Garfield's craziest displays of hax are his Toonforce abilities. They allow him to do all sorts of stuff, such as walking on the air, "remotely" eating a pizza before it's even delivered, kicking Odie forwards in time, running back in time, generating water on two different occasions, manipulating the seasonal climate and aging Jon and Odie into babies.
Melissa: Garfield's belches can create shockwaves, blow Jon's hair off, trigger car alarms and, as said before, create giant shockwaves of pure destruction. And have we mentioned that Garfield can fucking control minds? He hypnotized Jon and Odie on seperate occasions, and can apparently lull people to sleep, too! Although he screwed up and used it on himself.
Zack: Garfield's might over the mindscape doesn't end here. He can override people's thoughts by inserting his own memories into their mind, materialize his own dreams and gave life to his own nightmares. He can even give life to the corporeal, such as a snowman.
Zoe: Garfield's power over the mind is so advanced that he can force almost anything into submission by scaring them with his claws. This includes living beings like Odie, but also inanimate objects and even the fucking Sun!
Zack: The SUN?!
Zoë: Yup. This cat is crazy. We haven't even mentioned how he clones himself over and over, turns his head into a spiked ball by sneezing, stretches his body, teleports, turns his body muscular, and sticks to walls and ceilings. In Garfield: Caught in the Act, Garfield even possesses the ability to fly through fire propulsion — and we still have his items to go over!
- Wrapped-Up Newspaper
- Wooden Club
- Baseball Bat
- Flyswatter
- Peruvian Death Pepper
- X-Ray Glasses
- Giant Bone
- Sword
- Hammer
- Yo-Yo Wool
- Fishing Rod
- Klopman Diamond
- Narrator's Pencil
- Time Watch
- Bombs
- Air Bubble
- Fire Extinguisher
- Vacuum Cleaner
- Disguises
- Moscram Ray Gun
- Power-Ups (Cuzzzhion, UFO, Magic Wand, Apple Pie)
- Special Food Powers (Big Kicking Royal Burger, Lasagna, Mega Cheese Cake, Vanilla Milk Chase, Chili Con Carne)
Greg: Ah yes, the items. For one, Garfield has a SHIT-TON of melee weapons. Think of a wrapped-up newspaper, the ghost of a rolled-up newspaper, a wooden club, a baseball bat, a fly swatter, a sword, a hammer, a fishing rod, a giant bone —
Melissa: Is there anything he doesn't have?
Zack: I mean, we haven't even started his ranged weapons and utility tools yet. Like the vacuum cleaner, fire extinguisher, his bombs, a Yo-Yo Wool that returns to Garfield after being launched, the Klopman Diamond which sticks to a victim and explodes, the X-Ray Glasses, various Disguises, an Air Bubble that lets him breathe underwater and the Time Watch that freezes time!
Melissa: And Garfield is further equipped with Power-Ups! The Cuzzzhion puts people to sleep, the UFO fires lasers, the Magic Wand lets him teleport, the Apple Pie can knock down people and even VEHICLES, and then there's the Special Food Powers. The Big Kicking Royal Burger increases the strength of Garfield's kicks, the Lasagna heals him, the Mega Cheese Cake lets Garfield float in the air, the Vanilla Milk Shake increases Garfield's running speed, and the Chili Con Carne makes him breathe fire!
Zoë: Garfield further expands his fire-breathing power with the Peruvian Death Pepper, which lasts shorter but creates a larger and more destructive flame. And most broken of all: Garfield can ask Jim Davis himself for the Animator's Pencil, allowing him to draw new things and erase almost anything. Finally, from Vetvix, Garfield stole the Moscram Ray Gun, which scrambles living creatures into combined creations under the user's control.
- Lifted a boulder far larger than him and tossed it through the air
- Saved the world from the Space Lasagna
- Together with other cartoon characters, helped a teen get over his drug addiction
- Can lift and throw a birdbath
- Ripped a car door with his bare hands
- Bites through steel
- Survives his muscles exploding
- Danced for an entire week straight without interruption
- Built a snowman larger than his house within seconds
- Upon hearing Jon cough, Garfield sped out of his bed and to Jon before he could finish his cough
- Defeated the Glitch
- Somehow stuffed Odie inside a coffee pot
- Inflates a balloon so large it expands beyond the confines of the house he's in and lifts it off the ground
- Leaps to catch a piece of toast mid-air the second it pops up
- Defeated Dr. Puzzle while mind-swapped with Nermal
- Went toe-to-toe with a galactic war fleet
- Saved John and 7 others from an evil vampire celebrity
Greg: Garfield seriously shouldn't be messed with. He throws large boulders and birdbaths through the air with no effort, ripped a car door with his bare hands, bites through steel with ease, and danced for an entire fucking week! The Garfields and Friends cartoon intro even has his muscles blow up, yet he's unaffected.
Zack: Garfield once sped from his bed to Jon within the duration of a single cough, defeated a reality-warping data god called The Glitch, inflated a balloon so hard it lifted his house off the ground, and lept to catch a piece of toast mid-air the very second it pops out of the toaster. Not to mention Garfield's victory against supervillains like Vetvix and Dr. Puzzle — the latter of whom he defeated while mind-swapped! He even fought a galactic war fleet!
- Not a fighter at heart
- Limited stamina most of the time (Not counting his week-long dance)
- Suffers from hallucinations when on diet or near his birthday
- Can get pain in the back by bowing, forcing him to walk crouched
- Pretty lazy
- Gets incapacitated if he eats too much (Garfield's Nightmare for the Nintendo DS is a good example, where he effectively went comatose until he defeated the monsters in his nightmares)
- Often distracted by food
- Toonforce can backfire against him
- Ticklish
- His ego
Melissa: But with that said, Garfield definitely has his fair share of weaknesses. While his Toonforce is his biggest trump card, it has backfired against him just as many times. He's quickly distracted by food, suffers from hallucinations, can't breathe underwater for long, and can break his back when bowing, forcing him to walk crouched. Not to mention he's lazy as fuck!
Zoë: Garfield's sensitivity to being tickled is another problem. And so is his lack of combat experience. While Garfield does face off against villains now and then, he is not a fighter at heart. And in spite of him dancing for a whole week once, Garfield is limited in terms of endurance in other showings, often running out of stamina fast.
Zack: And lastly, Garfield's ego. He often provokes dogs and others wherever he sees them, which often ends with him getting beaten up.
Greg: But even after all of this, Garfield is a though, powerful and cunning cat in his own league. You really shouldn't mess with him... unless you want to get a giant beating, that is.
Garfield: Love me, feed me, never leave me.
Gumball[]
Zoë: Hey, guys. What if I told you that there exists a weird city in the north of California called Elmore, where literally anything lives?
Greg: Like?
Zoë: Antropomorphic animals, living food, giants, ghosts, paper people, robots, a T-Rex, and ... whatever the fuck Sussie is.
Cue image of Sussie
Melissa: OH GOD, WHAT THE FUCK—
Zack: *gagging*
Greg: ...Guh... Ugh... hrff... *Indiscernible mouth noises*
Zoë: ... Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, that's some pretty cursed stuff.
Zack: Let's get to the point now... the sooner we can move on, the better.
- Name: Gumball Tristopher Watterson
- Alias: Zach (Birth name)
- Age: 12
- Origin: The Amazing World of Gumball
- Species: Antropomorphic Cat
- Race: Unknown
- Residence: Elmore, California
- Dating: Penny Fitzgerald
- Widely acclaimed for fighting the evil forces of Teen Titans Go, being the last beacon of hope and resistance on Cartoon Network
- One of the longest-running Cartoon Network characters — the series was actively produced for eight years, there's a movie coming up, and it's heavily implied that Cartoon Network plans to revisit Gumball for more seasons
Greg: Good. The star of this wacky show is Gumball Watterson, a 12-year old, blue, antropomorphic cat. He was initially born as Zach Watterson, but later had it changed to Gumball.
Zack: Ayyyy, another one of my kind!
Zoë: Zach. It ends in an "h", not a "k".
Zack: ... Oh. Visible disappointment.
Melissa: Zach was born to Nicole and Richard Watterson, who respectively are a cat and a fat rabbit. Their other biological child, Anais, is a rabbit as well. The third child ... uhh, let's just say that for some reason, Gumball's pet goldfish, Darwin, decided to grow legs for no fucking reason, breathe oxygen, and upgrade from a Level 1 Pet to a Level 20 Child. ... Jesus Christ, this shit is weird... and I LOVE it.
Greg: Gumball attends Elmore Junior High, where his grades ... aren't too great. He often screws stuff up through ignorant decisions, forcing himself, Darwin and Anais to clean up the mess. While he may initially appear as a prick, Gumball is inherently a good person, who saved his classmates from being forgotten forever, reformed Rob after he became evil, prevented his schoolbus from getting bombed and saved his mother's workplace from a poison outbreak.
Zoë: Gumball, as a cartoon character, naturally has an endless supply of wacky feats up his sleeve. He shares with Garfield the insane regeneration, allowing him to come back from decapitation, evaporization, dismemberment and getting burnt to skeleton, alongside other crazy feats.
- Healing Factor
- Shapeshifting
- Rotting Stare
- Hypnosis
- Zombie Infection
- Invisible Object Creation
- Time Manipulation
- Tongue-Fu
- Explosion Creation
- Venom Spewing
- Energy Manipulation
- Electrokinesis
- Teleportation
- The Hadouken?!
- Levitation
- Gravity Manipulation
- Pyrokinesis
- Can stretch his eyes as attack
- Rasengan
- 3 Lives
Zack: Gumball's Toonforce has allowed him to make invisible cars and guns, teleport, completely warp his own body and DNA, stretch his limbs, cause people to explode by running into them, hover over the floor, run fast enough to create a trail of fire, manipulate gravity and bend time! He does the latter by making a metafictional countdown clock that allows him to timetravel, freeze time, slow it down, and reverse it! He can even jump on other people to force a merger and control their body like a zombie. Holy crud.
Melissa: Gumball even has powers distinct from his Toonforce. For example, he learned the way of "Tongue-Fu", which is apparently ... Social Justice Warrior power? ... From what I'm seeing, it allows Gumball to literally create shockwaves by turning the arguments of opponents onto their head. It also allows him to make a sword out of justice? ...What.
Greg: Gumball is able to manipulate energy to a major extent. By insulting people, he can create energy balls to fire at them, and furthermore create energy bursts like that time he broke himself out of cement, and even use Naruto's Rasengan! Not enough? Gumball houses Toxicity, a form of acid that he can spew out of his mouth. AND he has fucking electrokinesis. ... And he can attack people by stretching his eyes and slapping them with them.
Zoë: On other occasions, Gumball succeeded in hypnotizing Darwin, and even a whole mall another day. That's some crazy shit right there! He also seems to have an angry glare that rots plants and even other lifeforms. Lastly, he seems to have "3 lives", allowing him to return from death twice. ... He can even do the Hadouken in the online game Remote Fu? ... Wow.
- Paintball Gun
- Baseball Bat
- Golf Club
- Tennis Racket
- Sword of Righteousness
- Bowling Balls
- Bubble Power-Up
- Rocket
- Invisible Gun
- The Phone
- Witch Broom
- Defibrillator
- Fireball
- Ghost Potion
- Dodgeballs
- Gummy Hand
- Hairspray Power-Up
- Voodoo Doll Power-Up
- Mirror Power-Up
- Firework Power-Up
- Poster Power-Up
- Hammer
- Shrinking Potion
- The Helmet
- The Moustache
- Tennis Ball Machine (+ Generator)
- The Magic Notebook
- The Universal Remote
- Self-Destructing Message
- Magic Hat
Zack: And now for Gumball's equipment. He has a paintball gun and armour, the aforementioned invisible gun and Social Justice sword, a baseball bat, a golf club, a phone for summoning his friends, a witch broom that lets him fly, a tennis ball spamming machine with generator, a tennis racket, a shrinking potion, dodgeballs, and a Ghost Potion, which turns him into a ghost and lets him possess others, as well as bowling balls which he pulls out of his ... butt. No commentary.
Melissa: He also has a Helmet that greatly increases his luck, a Moustache power-up that makes him stronger and more durable (From Mutant Fridge Mayhem), a bubble powerup that negates a hit (School House Rush), a rocket he can latch on to fly, fireballs, a Gummy Hand that functions like a grapnel, the Hairspray which gives him a double jump, a hammer, a self-destructing message, and far more importantly: the Magic Notebook, that makes all of its notes real. And on one instance, Gumball also electrocuted Mr. Robinson with a defibrillator because he thought he was dead. Then it turns out he wasn't, but Gumball decided to go on for safety's sake.
Greg: In The Sorcerer, Gumball acquired a magic hat that let him use a small amount of spells. These include Unexpecto Amphibiosis, which turns the victim into a frog; Disappeariosis, which turns the target invisible; Electriosis, a spell that blasts torrents of lightning at the target; Pacificosus Absolutus, which makes the target fall in love with the user; and an unnamed teleportation-inducing spell. Really? No name?
Zoë: But Gumball's most ferocious item is the Universal Remote. It lets him warp time, teleport others, age them forwards or backwards, open portals to The Void, increase and decrease the brightness of the world, trap victims in loops, and even "turn them off"! Which basically amounts to death. Lastly, he has a further batch of power-ups in Class Spirits — the Fireworks makes him faster, the Mirror makes enemies slower, the Voodoo Doll stuns enemies, and the Poster makes Gumball temporarily invincible.
- Blew up a toilet by throwing a threadmill through it
- Bent a steel crowbar
- Flipped over a car with zero effort
- Shrugs off massive explosions and getting hit by lightning
- Casually keeps up with speeding cars
- Moves faster than the eye can track
- Mowed Mr. Robinson's lawn with a nail clipper in 5 seconds, then repainted the fence several times faster than the eye can see
- Left Penny's grip, swapped his clothes with Darwin, and placed him in Penny's grip so fast no one noticed it
- Became the multi-billionaire CEO of Joyful Burger in 1 day
- Survived his show literally running out of budget on a meta level and reducing him to nothing more than a stick figure drawing on a post-it note
- Saved his family without ever leaving his couch
- Survived the night against an undead being
- Took a terminal velocity fall
Melissa: In addition to all this, Gumball is also fucking strong. He can do the Shoryuken, threw a threadmill through a toilet so hard it blew up, knocked someone out by throwing a shoe at her, bent a steel crowbar, ripped a locker off its hinges, flipped over a car and tossed Darwin out of a window!
Zack: And further, we have insane durability as well! He tanks being struck by lightning, a sneeze from Darwin which can launch stuff into the stratosphere, the whole school blowing up, MORE explosions, a terminal velocity fall, and being crushed by a T-Rex. But most impressive of all, Gumball took an explosion that covered much of Elmore, yet was fine.
Zoë: Speed-wise, Gumball can run so fast he appears like a blur, keep up with speeding cars, and most impressive of all: Mow Mr. Robinson's lawn with a nail clipper in 5 seconds, then re-paint his fence several times over without anyone even noticing it due to Gumball's sheer speed — giving the illusion that the fence just magically changed colour. He also swapped himself in Penny's grip with Darwin whose clothes he swapped with his own, before anyone could notice.
Greg: For intelligence, Gumball does have his epiphanies at times. Like a VERY complicated plan to leave school, and very analytical theories proving he didn't put Principal Brown in his locker. He also somehow worked his way up in Joyful Burger from peasant to multi-billionaire CEO who sold all his shares. In one day. ONE. DAY.
- Very lazy
- Often incredibly stupid
- Writing things in the Magic Notebook takes time
- The Universal Remote can run out of batteries and is easy to destroy
- Almost died to The Console
- Weak to radiation and poisoning
- His ego; Never takes anything seriously at first
- Highly afraid of water and can't swim
- Dies if he charges his Toxicity for too long
- Always on the defense
- Helmet can be knocked off
- Got knocked out by a golf ball, despite his Toonforce
- Falls asleep within seconds if he drinks warm milk
Melissa: But are his smarts really that consistent? There are just as many, if not more displays of total stupidity. One time, his whole family was monitored by cameras, which they told him repeatedly, but he ignored them completely. He failed middle school not once, but twice.
Zack: Gumball is often lazy, moronic, has a massive ego, underestimates situations, and can't swim. He can still die, including from poison, radiation, and holding in his Toxicity for too long. Also, the Universal Remote was easily smashed to pieces, and runs out of batteries fast.
Zoë: Besides, in order to use the Magic Notebook, Gumball must first whip out the Notebook, think of something, and then write it down, which is fairly impractical in combat. He's also hesitant to actually go on the offensive, and his Helmet isn't that hard to remove. And lastly, his plans, in the rare occasions he makes them, often make everything worse. ... Also, for some reason, if Gumball drinks warm milk, he falls asleep in SECONDS.
Melissa: But still. Dare infuriate this cat, and he will mop the floor with you in no time.
Gumball: I am a predator, hear me roar! *Meows*
Melissa: ...Awww.
Intermission[]
Melissa: Alright, the combatants are set. Do you guys think what I think?
Zack: Think so.
Greg: Aye!
Zoë: Bring it!
Melissa: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE, guys and gals!
Death Battle[]
VROOM!
That was the sound we heard as a car drove through the streets of Elmore. With all integrity however, we can confirm that the passengers of the vehicle are not native residents of Elmore. The camera zooms in on the vehicle and starts an analysis of the passengers:
- Jon Quincy Arbuckle: Middle-aged cartoonist from Muncie, Indiana. Dates a vet. Loves polka and his pets. Considered a loser.
- Garfield: Middle-aged Persian cat. Lives with Jon Q. Arbuckle. Fat, cynical, selfish. Loves food and punting dogs to the moon.
- Odie: Young beagle. Lives with Jon Q. Arbuckle. IQ: Negative infinity. Yet still reads War and Peace. Somehow.
"Jon, are we almost there?", asks Garfield. "I'm getting really hungry." Jon sighs. "We're already in California, Garfield. Los Angeles can't be that far off. Although, admittedly, I'm not very familiar with the roads here. I'll see if someone can give us directions."
By this time, the two had stopped by Elmore Junior High. Garfield, Odie and Jon all step out of the car and approach the courtyard, where several students are hanging out — including Gumball Watterson. As the trio approaches the fence to ask for directions, a shady figure watches from the distance. It was none other than Rob, holding the Universal Remote.
"Excuse me. My name is Jon Arbuckle. I'm trying to get to Los Angeles, but I'm afraid we're lost. Can someone give us directions?", asked John, through the fence. "Los Angeles? Yeah, I think I know how to get there.", responded Tobias, a popular student with a rainbow-coloured, fluffy body. Gumball had noticed the trio, and more importantly, Odie, who had climbed over the fence. What a cute dog!
"Aww, what a cute dog!", says Gumball to Garfield. "Can I pet him?". Garfield responds with a simple "Sure, why not?", and waits for Jon to finish getting his directions. In the distance, Rob aims the Remote on Odie as he prepares his plan. He knows all about the three due to his 4th wall awareness. "Hehehe ... Garfield. The lasagna cat who loves to tease Odie ... but when anyone else touches him, all hell breaks loose." With that said, Rob puts his finger on the Eject button, and presses it.
Instantly, Garfield turns back as he hears Odie's howling. To his shock, Odie had been punted through the air and landed back on Garfield and Jon's side of the fence. Gumball stands there in shock, unable to catch what had just happened. Garfield was furious. "Hey! NO ONE beats up Odie but myself!", he yells. "I-it wasn't me, sir!", Gumball fearfully explains as Garfield leaps over the fence. "Talk to the foot!", he yells, before kicking Gumball into the air. Jon, Tobias and the other students had seen it happen. "T-this isn't how he normally acts!", Jon stutters.
As Gumball lands on the floor, all the students encircle the two cartoon cats, yelling the typical "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!". Gumball gets up, and is now fairly annoyed at the lasagna cat. "Alright, tubby, you asked for it!", Gumball yells. Jon tries to convince Garfield to retreat, but to no avail, so he takes Odie and searches the school entrance to get the teachers to help.
From the distance, Rob observes the starting battle, confident that the lasagna cat will accomplish what he had failed. "Today, Gumball Watterson ... will be your last day."
FIGHT!
Gumball revealed his claws and went for the first swipe, which Garfield narrowly dodged by leaning to the side, then stabbing his claws into Gumball's side. The blue cat yelped out in pain and covered his wound as Garfield faced the audience and made a funny gesture, causing them to burst out into laughter. Gumball, enraged by the humiliation, rushed at Garfield and slashed him several times with his claws, creating a combo and knocking him back. Eventually, Garfield positioned both hands before his face as Gumball attempted to punch him, blocking the attacks. The lasagna cat follows up with a leg sweep at Gumball's legs, causing him to trip. Before Gumball even hit the floor, Garfield swung his other leg in a diagonal upwards arc, launching Gumball through the wall of the school and into the hallways. Garfield approaches the massive hole in the wall in a relaxed manner, not taking any part of the battle seriously.
He stood there, with his hands on his side. Gumball slowly stood up from the floor, went to a locker, and lifted it with one hand. "How about THIS?", Gumball shouted. This is the point where Garfield's eyes widened. Gumball yeeted the locker through the air, and it was headed right for his opponent. The severity of the situation discouraged the other students from approaching for a closer look. Thinking fast, Garfield brandished a mallet and held it with both hands, ready to retaliate. The smirk reappeared on his face as he swung the mallet into the locker, shattering it to pieces. Gumball picked up more lockers and hurled them all through the air in various arcs, but Garfield smashed every single one of them with ease, almost as if he was hitting a homerun. Gumball looks around for another locker, but realizes there are none left. Garfield notices Gumball's hestitation and proceeds to rush down the hallway with his mallet ready. Just as he is about to reach his opponent however, Gumball turns to face him and speaks up.
"Funny how you think this is all a walk in the park. What makes you think you can beat me with a fat tummy like that?"
The other students cheered on Gumball's insult with the ever so famous "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH—", but more importantly, a blue energy ball manifested within Gumball's hands, which he launched at Garfield. His eyes widened once more as the blast hit him right in the face, causing an explosion and launching Garfield back into the courtyard. Gumball took a moment to stand in pride and bow for the audience, giving a prideful smile as he thought of how he totally owned that orange fat cat. "Ladies and gentlemen, this is Gumball Watterson", he exclaimed. Garfield emerged from the rubble once more, and this time he didn't have that smug face anymore. "Okay, Gumball, I don't think this is going to work out. I think I'll need to put in more effort."
Garfield went down on all fours, and suddenly, he was gone in a puff of smoke. Before Gumball could even react, Garfield had already appeared behind him with a baseball bat in hand. He swung it against Gumball so hard that the blue cat was launched through the ceiling and onto the first floor (Author note: I use the British floor system). There, Darwin and Anais noticed Gumball with quite some injuries. "Gumball! What happened to you?", asked a concerned Darwin. His question answered itself when Garfield showed up before them with the bat in hand. "Run, Gumball! We'll hold them off for you!", said Anais. "No! I can handle him!", Gumball protested, but his siblings insisted. Gumball retreated to the end of the hallway, which was T-shaped, and went to the left. The camera cuts back to the center of the hallway, where Anais and Darwin both limped around with silly smiling expressions on their faces, large humps on their heads and various birds flying around their heads as a result of getting hit by Garfield's bat. Eventually, both closed their eyes and dropped to the floor, out cold, as the birds continue tweeting.
In the meantime, Gumball hid inside of an empty classroom, where his injuries started to heal. Gumball was panting at this point, but not even close to giving up. He concentrated hard, and eventually, a light-blue sword of justice appeared in his hands. Outside in the hallways, Garfield had his X-Ray Glasses on, and finally tracked Gumball to the classroom. "There he is! No hiding from me, kid.", he said to himself. With the bat ready, Garfield removed his X-Ray Glasses (Fighting with those ain't convenient, really) and opened the door. He turned left, saw nothing. Turned right, saw nothing. Garfield let go of the the door, but anyone can probably guess that Gumball was hiding behind said door. It finally hit Garfield, who lacked the time to escape and so, after turning around, blocked the strike with his bat in slow-motion.
The strike slashed through Garfield's bat, and Gumball instantly followed with a slice at Garfield's side. "GAH!", the lasagna cat yelped as he limped back. Blood oozed out of the wound, and Garfield wanted out. So he retreated back through the door and slammed it into Gumball's face with enough force to throw him backwards. Now the roles were reversed. Gumball stood up, pounded the door open and proceeded to hunt Garfield. He was the jaeger now, and that made him confident. "Just imagine his reaction when I find him and beat him up ...", Gumball spoke to himself as he smirked. He was especially fearless since this was his school — Gumball has the homefield advantage. Garfield has nowhere to hide here.
The blue cat continued his careful exploration of the school. He asked several students if they had seen Garfield, but none could give him clarity. Gumball eventually made it to an empty hallway. The camera panned down to frog perspective as we see Gumball moving forwards. As soon as he leaves the screen, we can clearly see Garfield sticking to the ceiling with his claws. He removed one claw from the ceiling to throw a bomb just behind Gumball. Unfortunately for the lasagna cat, Gumball heard the thud of the bomb hitting the floor, and so was able to jump out of the blast radius. He stood up to see his adversary still cling to the ceiling. "Not gonna lie, that's cool.", Gumball said, before revealing a paintbull gun. "But not cool enough!"
With that said, Gumball started firing the paintball gun at the ceiling, forcing Garfield into retreat. Gumball cut him short by using the Rasengan, throwing a chakra projectile at the ceiling. This caused huge chunks of the ceiling to collapse, including the one with Garfield clinging to it. The chunk fell down on the floor and squashed Garfield. Assuming victory, Gumball wipes the sweat of his forehead and prepares to leave. But a loud rumbling caught his attention. It's Garfield, who's lifting the part of the ceiling that flattened him! At this point, Gumball knows he's in for something. "Don't worry, Gumball. We cats can take all of this just fine!", says Garfield, before hurling it at Gumball with all his might. The rubble launches Gumball out of the school and into the suburbs of Elmore, as Garfield follows suit.
Within a matter of minutes, Garfield had made it to the suburb that he had relocated Gumball to. A few miles further, Gumball came back to his senses in someone's backyard as he saw Garfield approach through the side of the house. Readying his paintball gun, Gumball stands up and fires several rounds at Garfield, but the lasagna cat pulls out an apple pie and throws it forward. The pie travels at fast-speed, splatters the projectiles and hits Gumball with enough force to launch him through a fence and into another backyard. When he stood up, he noticed that Garfield had placed down ... wool? Nah, this can't be, right? Well, apparently, it is, but when Garfield swats the wool and launches it forward — his foot on the end of the wool's string — Gumball leans backwards to avoid it. "Ha! Not this ti—" but then the wool stops in mid-air, returns to sender and strikes Gumball in the back of the head. At this point, Gumball is getting really frustrated.
"Not fair! That's cheating!", he shouts. "Is it?", Garfield replies. "Eh, I don't really know how you play it here, so maybe you should teach me.", he follows up, before revealing his claws again. "With pleasure.", Gumball responds, before rushing Garfield down. The lasagna cat looks up at the sky. "Knock it off, Sun!", he says. Within seconds, rainy clouds appear before the Sun. Lightning strikes several times, but Gumball side-steps to dodge it, leaps forwards and pins Garfield to the floor. The clouds promptly disappear again as Gumball starts punching Garfield several times. As he prepares for another blow, Garfield interrupts. "Hey, Gumball ... what would you think if we just stopped this moronic game, and went for a drink?"
Gumball starts thinking, but then Garfield quickly whips out a soda and chugs it faster than Gumball can record. Within seconds, Garfield unleashes a majestic belch that launches Gumball into the air. The lasagna cat gets up and readies a wooden club. Gumball falls down and takes a swing full-on, launching him away yet again. As soon as he lands on the sidewalk, Gumball stands up and has had more than enough. "Enough!", he yells. "... Okay, uhh, just excuse me for a second.", he awkwardly says as Garfield approached him in confusion. Then, it becomes evident why, for Gumball is reaching in his ... rear end? What.
Garfield is about to supply commentary when suddenly, Gumball brandishes a large ... bowling ball. "... Why do you keep bowling balls in your bu—" and once again Garfield is cut short, this time by a bowling ball into his face.
BUNK!
Now it's time for Garfield to limp around with stars, bells and tweeting birds encircling his head, but Gumball isn't done yet. He reveals another two bowling balls and hurls both through the air. One of them lands right on top of Garfield, another smashes his foot. "AYEEEEEE!" Garfield yelps out in pain as he starts jumping around with his hand holding his foot. Suddenly, another bowling ball is thrown right into his gut—
"OOOOOOOF—"
—Launching the lasagna cat several miles back. Gumball has now run out of bowling balls, but that's a non-issue. Garfield rams into a fence from the knockback and gets up with blurry vision attempting to spot Gumball. He fails. Then, Gumball suddenly shows up behind him, having seemingly teleported using his toonforce. Revealing the Sword of Righteousness, Gumball proceeds to trap Garfield in a sword combo and slashes him several times over and over and over, before performing the Shoryuken. As the lasagna cat flies upwards, Gumball prepares another insult. "Is that all you got? Even a potato fights better than you!", allowing another energy ball to form in his hands. He wastes no time launching it up into the sky, creating a massive explosion. The blast sends Garfield flying once more, this time on course to a nearby forest.
Chirp, chirp!
The sound of tweeting birds slowly lets Garfield recover from that big-ass explosion. He slowly stands up to investigate his surroundings. A calm, peaceful forest. Garfield reaches into his ... "pockets" ... — yeah nevermind, let's just keep it at hammerspace — searching something to arm himself with. He recovers another hammer.
As Garfield prepares to leave, he hears a twig break. Leaves rustle. The lasagna cat decides to call upon the magic of stealth and hides in a bush. He stays in the bush to see Gumball slowly walk by, paintball gun in his hands, baseball bat not so far off. The Garfunkel (What) feels safe & hidden, almost like Sam Fisher, or Solid Snake. And now... he'll feel like James Earl Cash and Daniel Lamb — Sneaking up on his adversary and going for a stealthy attack — albeit far less violent, of course. Hammer ready, he sneaks up on Gumball and prepares to sw—
* Crack *
Ah, P-HISS.
Gumball instantly turned around upon hearing the twig break. "There you are! There's no hiding from me, pal!", Gumball cheerfully taunted Garfield, before firing several rounds of his paintball gun. Garfield swat several of the paintballs away with his hammer, until it broke. Acting quick, Garfield knew he only had one thing to do.
Dance!
Garfield immediately initiates the Kazotsky Kick, carefully avoiding the projectiles Gumball fires by sweeping his legs. Then, he starts breakdancing between the trees to dodge the other paintballs. Gumball eventually runs out of ammo, but looking at the dancing Garfield gives him dancey vibes. "Hey, lemme join in!", he says, before he attempts the Kazotsky Kick. Garfield notices this and follows suit. "Eh. Why not.", he says as a smirk appears on his face. The cartoon cats both just dance around each other for a while, but Gumball is oblivious to a weird diamond sticking to his body. By the time Gumball finally realizes this, it's already too late. "Huh? W-what's thi—"
BOOM!
When the smoke clears and Gumball blows the soot off himself, Garfield has brandished another baseball bat from hammerspace. Gumball readies his own and prepares for a 1v1.