Description[]
Madness Combat VS We Become What We Behold! You Thinking About Standing Around Or Walking Around Doing Nothing, But Someone Destroy The World And Became A Hell Hole! These Two Places Are Welcome Death For Them! Who Will Win? Does The Grunt Put A Bullets Into Circle Heads? Or Does The Circle Guy Killed The Grunt? Let's Find Out In This DEATH BATTLE!
Prelude[]
(Cues Wiz And Boomstick)
Boomstick: Ahh... The Peaceful Around The Place, Bird Are Singing, Walking Around And More...
Wiz: As They Were Nice Before, Until Someone Did Something Wrong And Killed Peoples
Boomstick: Everyone Was Running Away Or... Decided To Fight The Person Who Started!
Wiz: Like The Grunt, The Grunt From Nevada
Boomstick: And Circle Guy, An Circle Who Walk Around, He's Wiz And Im Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a death battle.
Grunt Came In And Attack DEATH BATTLE![]
Boomstick: In A Place Called Nevada, Everything Was Peaceful, Before An Random Boombox Man Came Out Of Nowhere And Play The Chicken Dance Song
Wiz: But Than A Grunt Named Hank, Get Up And Tries To Pick Up The Boombox
Boomstick: But The Boombox Man Pushes Hank Into The Ground, This Caused Hank To Be Aggressive And Beat The Living Sh*t Out Of The Boombox Guy! Yeah, Screw That Guy!
Wiz: This Caused The Peoples To Attack Hank, As He's Killed Them Off, Before Jebus Take On Hank, As They Fight To The Death
Boomstick: But Later, Hank Beat Jebus And Shoot The Random Guy In The Background, Now Dancing To The Music!
Wiz: But After Hank Did Killed 32 Peoples, Nevada Started To Go Madness And Despair, But Than A Group Called A.A.H.W Stand For Agency Against Hank J. Wimbleton!
Boomstick: And There One Dude Who The Weakest, This Was The Grunt!
Death Battle Info[]
- Name: Grunt
- Name: Unknown
- Age: Unknown
- Origin: Marshmellow Madness
- Weight: Unknown
- Height: Unknown
- Weakest Group Member Of The A.A.H.W
- Dies 312 Times
Wiz: They Got Some Load Of Weapons, Like A Cannon To Shoot Out Some Cannon Ball.
Boomstick: Or Themself! They Also Got Gun Of Any Kind!
Wiz: Got A Police Batons To Attack The Foes Or Choke Them From Behind!
Boomstick: A Knife To Stab Through The Head Or Hands! Grenade To Create Some Explosion At The Opponents!
Wiz: An Axe To Sliced A Head Off. Or Stabbing The Chest, Got Some Throwing Knives To Hit Any Point Of The Body!
Boomstick: An Baseball Bats To Slam The Bat Into The Opponents Skull! A Machete To Cut Through The Heads!
Wiz: A Katana To Maybe Sliced The Bullets And Stab Through The Body, An M203 To Fire Some Grenade Out Of It!
Arsenal[]
- Cannon
- Guns of any kind
- Police Batons
- Knife
- Grenades
- Axe
- Pipes
- Throwing Knives
- Baseball Bats
- Machete
- Katana
- M203
Boomstick: The Grunt Known For To Be Good At Hand To Hand Combat, Managed To Get A Hit On Hank J. Wimbleton Who Have Can Killed Other Grunts!
Wiz: Work Units For The Shielf, Beaten A Giant Grunt Named The Torture Units, Who Are Bigger And Stronger Than The Regular The Grunt!
Boomstick: Knock Out A Table With One Fricking Hand! Trained For Many Years As Seen In Madness Combat 7!
Wiz: Was Managed To Grabbed An Another Grunt With No Slowing Down Or Troubles! Able To Survived An Falling Building While Inside, But Came Out With No Scratch!
Feats[]
- Good in hand to hand combat
- Sometimes gets hits on Hank
- Units work for the Sheriff
- Beaten a Torture Unit who is bigger and stronger than the Grunt Units
- Flipped up a table with one hand
- Trained but the years of training are unknown (Seen In Madness Combat 7)
- Managed to drag another grunt with little to no slowing down or trouble
- Grunts survived being in the inside of a falling building from the sky with little to no injuries
Boomstick: But With That, He's Very Not That Very Smart Because Run Head First Before Thinking About Attacking Hank, And They Are Human... Really? They Human? They Are Different From Being A Human From The Face...
Wiz: Could Be Easily Knock Out, Even Then, They Died Once Took A Shotgun Shot Into The Head Or Chest, They Are Not That Strong
Weakness[]
- Not Smart
- Run Head First Into Attack Hank
- Are Human
- Could Be Easily Knock Out
- Died Once Taking Shotgun Shot Or Getting Hit By A Weapons Very Hard
Boomstick: So Yeah, They Not Smart, Strong And Faster, So They Suck
Wiz: By Than, They Still Training In This Days!
- (Shown Grunt Dancing)
Circle Guy Listen The TV In DEATH BATTLE![]
Boomstick: In A World Where A TV Is Standing In The Middle Of The Screen And Grey Ground, You Are The Red TV Square Where You Taken Screenshot Of The Thing You See And Goes On TV! For Some Reason...
Wiz: As There Were Two Peoples But Are Quite Different From The Head Shape, Was The Circle And Square, But Than An Square Who Pretty Much Anger, Being Screamed At The Circle Peoples!
Boomstick: As The Circle Peoples Was Such Coward! They Freaking Run Away, Like I Say, They Are Coward, But If You Take The Screenshot Of The A**hole Square Dude And The P*ssy Circle Dude Running Away!
Wiz: This Lead The Square Hating Circle Peoples Dues To Being Scared Of Them, Mistaken For The Circle Guy Actually Running Away From Angry Square Person...
Boomstick: Buuuuttt, If You Picture That Into The TV Screen, This Made The Circle Very Pissed Off And Shout At The Square! Oh, And The Two Gays Peoples I Guess...
Wiz: But They Not Ga-
Boomstick: Who Care! Just Go Back To Analysis!
Wiz: Okay... Well... If You Screenshot The Circle Guy Shouting At The Square, It Doing Same Thing, All Over And Over Again...
Boomstick: Expect The Three Peoples, The A**hole Square And The Two Gays Dude, Oh, Forgot To Say This, The A**hole Square Became Nice Dues To Hat Thingy... But Until A Gentleman Came In And Shoot The Brain Out Of The "Nice" Square Guy, Holy Sh*t! This Is Getting Gorey!
Wiz: As Well Everyone Started To Kill Each Other As The TV Started Screenshot Of The Dead Body, Until Everyone Die And The Only Survivor Are-
Boomstick: The Two Gay Peoples!
Wiz: Yeah... But You Could Replayed The Whole Thing Again... Buuuttttt, We Are Analysis The Circle Guy, So Bring In The Info
Death Battle Info[]
- Name: Circle Guy
- Height: Unknown
- Weight: Unknown
- Likes: Squares (Sometimes), Guns, Hats
- Dislikes: Squares (Sometimes), Being Shot, Crazy Square, Suited Circle Man
- Fear of being Shot
- Not that Smart
- 10 circles in game canon. But likely many more in gameplay
Boomstick: So these little fella have some weapons, By having a Pistol to fire some bullets at the their foes... Even tho they like... normal peoples...
Wiz: They also have a bat to swung it in their enemy face killing them by one swing with enough force... Which is it to talk about.... huh...
Boomstick: And a Shotgun they have to... blast the face off they met... Okay this is just normal human weapons... Like holy hell...
Wiz: And they have a Axe to chopped down their enemy hea-
Boomstick: These are just normal weapons that humans used... Plus! They not bada$$ or cool... They just... Walk around the fricking island!
Arsenal[]
- Pistol
- Shotgun
- Axe
- Spiked Bat
Wiz: Well... Yes Boomstick. They seem to be humans. But they got powers!
Boomstick: They do?
Wiz: Well. Yeah. They are able to walk around the earth just by walking or likely teleport in the other side of the island!
Boomstick: ... They just walk around the islan-
Wiz: They walk around the Island... I know... I mean... Take a look at these peoples! They just... Normal...
Boomstick: Yeah yeah... Who even think they have super speed or teleportation? (No offense Aiden)
Wiz: But they do have one powers.
Boomstick: What is it?
Wiz: They are able to put hats and weapons away and get out of no way out of their body!
Boomstick: Soo... Hammerspace...
Wiz: Yeah. That.
Boomstick: That useless...
Powers[]
(Possibly) TeleportationSuper Speed- Hammerspace
Wiz: But anyway. They are able to one-shotted the circles and squares just by swinging they bats and axe. Even started a war bet- oh wait. No. that suited Circle...
Boomstick: Even... Even... I don't what to think about their feats...
Feats[]
- One-Shot multiple Circles and Squares with the help of a Squares
- Was Able To Killed An Circles Or Squares Showing Their Bloody Face
- Maybe More... I guess...
Wiz: But their weaknesses is not so-
Boomstick: Let me do this Wiz...
Wiz: I- Uh... Alright...
Boomstick: Alright... They scared of getting shotted and panic, unless the player screenshot the bloody mess and likely get so crazy they will attack and killed. Die like a normal human. They are stupid dues to alway walking around and does nothing about the screaming Squares nor the Suited Circle, They got small Arsenal and alway listen of something was in TV. Like, Alway! Take a picture of a screaming Squares yelling at he Circle, they will get scared. EVEN PUT AWAY THEIR HATS AS THE TV SAY THEY AREN'T COOL ANYMORE!!!
Wiz: Boomstick Boomstick calm down! You need to stay calm!
Boomstick: Okay... I'm calm... But anyway they kinda suck.
Weaknesses[]
- Still dies to things like a normal human
- Can get beaten up easily
- dumb and stupid (Most of the time)
- listens to a TV screen if flashing red as this caused them to:
- be scared of Squares *one circle*
- Wear and not wear hats they wear
- To be very angry at the Squares
- Small Arsenal
- Tend to never fight back even than yell at unless the TV make them to fight
Wiz: But anywa-
Boomstick: Let just roll it...
| “ | *Yell at Squares in anger* | „ |
Boomstick: Th-That it? THAT IT!? WHY THE FU-
*The Death Battle Door Close*
Pre-Death Battle[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set, time to end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!
Death Battle[]
(We open at a Island. where we see many circles and Squares was walking around, until suddenly. The Island was suddenly teleport and landed on the world of Nevada. as the Circles and Squares were confused how they got here. As all of Circles went inside the building and went inside of the room. As they saw many Grunts until one of them notice them and just kept sitting, thinking that the Circles was just Grunts... Until one of Grunt suddenly push away one of the circles and went out of the room)
(As we didn't know. The Circles were lifting the TV up on their back as the Player suddenly screenshot the Grunt bumping into Circle. as the Squares and Circles just put the TV there as all of them were tiring until that One circle who got push and his friend suddenly saw the news on the TV)
TV: GRUNT PUSH AWAY CIRCLE
(The two circles were now angry and went out of the hallway to find the Grunt who push them. As the Circles begin to notice in the news to see the news. causing them to be slowly anger as the Grunt notice the TV before getting suddenly shot in the head by the Circle. All of the Grunts notice before getting out their weapons and fists as the Circles get out their weapons
(Meanwhile as the Grunt find his friend as both of them were talking... maybe... Until they saw the circle in anger before getting out their weapons in anger as the Grunt notice before getting out their weapons)
FIGHT![]
Peoples left:
- The Grunts: 29
- Circles Guys: 30
KO![]
Result[]
Song Track[]
Trivia[]
- The Connections:
- Both Are White Circle Heads Peoples Who Used To Be In A Gray Ground With Peaceful Thing Around, Until Someone Came In And Destroy It Who Weared In Black (Hank And Suited Circle Man), Both Were Killed By An Square Guy Or Hank, Both Got Some Weapons Or Guns, Both Could Die In A Single Shots