Introduction[]
B: Villains are known for doing many things.
W: But sometimes they turn into the hero!
B: Like Felonius Gru! The genius that has a base with yellow tic tacs working for him!
W: And Mr. Wolf! The leader of The Bad Guys!
B: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
W: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, to find out who would win a Death Battle!
Felonius Gru[]
W: Gru's family tree has had many criminals throughout time and his closest alive relative is his secret brother... Dru.
B: Gru recruited the Minions and Dr. Nefario at age 11 and ever since that moment Gru has been a criminal for the rest of time!
W: Well not exactly that. Gru later got recruited at the Anti-Villain League and stopped Balthazar Bratt, who was one of the most famous villains of all time!
B: Oh...
W: Anyways, Gru has many gadgets. Like the most iconic one: The Freeze Ray! When shot, it freezes anything it lands on!
B: He also has The Shrink Ray! Which well... shrinks things. But it came in handy because he was able to steal the moon with it!
W: Gru has many more gadgets like the cookie-bots, the SR-6, a laser gun, a rocket launcher, a jetpack and many more to be listed off!
B: A machine that him and his minions use a lot is the Fart Gun! When shot it releases a cloud of fart gas into the atmosphere! Which is disgusting but it can be affective!
W: Gru has many feats like dodging missiles that were going at a speed around 217.5 miles per hour and then knocked out a shark with one hit!
B: Are we just going to ignore that he got ate by that shark, got his ass kicked by Vector and was completely fine after all of the attacks?!
W: Well, we would talk about it but there's just to much to mention! But we will mention the one where missiles was sent into him and survived! One missile is equal around 500 kg of TNT and combining the amount of missiles there is, the explosion is equivalent to around 6,000 kg of TNT!
B: Wow he is powerful!
W: He also survived nearly being decapitated by Big Ben!
B: Wait didn't he only survive because of the Minions?
W: Yes but his arm got stretched far so it's still being included.
B: I guess Gru may not be a good fighter, but he surely is a genius!
Mr. Wolf[]
W: As a group of villains The Bad Guys commit crimes and are one of the most evil villain groups of all time!
B: And their leader is Mr. Wolf!
W: Being the villain of every story people are scared of him and his team, which has had them steal so many things they fill up an entire warehouse!
B: As the crew's get away driver, he can drive at high speeds and easily think of a plan to get the Cops off his back! His wreck less driving causes crashes, has money fly out the car and cause damage to the environment around him, but he don't care because bad guys don't care!
W: However, once governor Diane Foxington told the world on live TV that their crimes were unoriginal, they made it personal because Mr. Wolf made a plan to steal The Golden Dolphin!
B: And he has made many successful plans in the past, which is how they successfully stole all them things!
W: Wolf has been shown to steal things people are wearing or holding without them noticing! However, he did try to steal someone's purse on the stairs, which made them trip, causing him to catch her and have his tail wag from being good.
B: When they started the plan they successfully stole it but got caught while trying to exit the building. But thanks to Professor Marmalade they got freed but had to learn to be good by doing tasks.
W: One of them was that Mr. Pirahnahad to walk Mr. Wolf across the street but during the process he got Wolf hit by a truck that was going about 118 miles per hour, which would be enough to break every bone in the human body!
B: Also, at the end of the move, Wolf and the other bad guys escape from an explosion, where a meteor had recently hit!
W: Due to the size of the explosion it would be about three times the amount of a normal car explosion! Adding up to an equivalent amount of 3,000 kg of TNT!
B: HOLY CRAP!
W: And that's not just it! Mr. Wolf has many weapons that can help him like the lipstick laser, the grapple hook and many more!
B: I guess Mr. Wolf always has a plan up his sleeve!
Death Battle[]
W: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all!
B: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
Fight[]
Mr. Wolf is seen stealing things off people in the street but then sees a wallet on a door step. He walks towards it and puts it in his pocket but behind Mr. Wolf a shadow emerges from the darkness revealing it to be Felonius Gru.
Gru: Your time is up Wolf!
Mr. Wolf: Oh hey! Your Gru what are you doing here?
Gru: I'm here to stop you!
Mr. Wolf: But we're villains! We don't stop eachother!
Gru: Well I'm apart of the Anti-Villain League! So surrender!
Mr. Wolf: What! Well I'm not going down without a fight!
Gru: Then a fight there will be!
Gru gets into a fighting pose ready to attack.
FIGHT!
Gru does 2 kicks at Mr. Wolf and then tries to punch Wolf but he misses. Mr. Wolf jumps over Gru and kicks him in his back. He then bites Gru's hand and Gru pushes him away then kicks Wolf in the face 2 times again causing him to bleed from his mouth. Mr. Wolf then pulls out the lipstick laser and points it at Gru. He shoots it at Gru but he dodges it.
Gru: FREEZE RAY!
He shoots it at Wolf but he jumps over it landing on Gru's vehicle. Gru puts the freeze ray back and looks around for Wolf but doesn't see him, however he looks up to see his foot coming straight towards Gru's face. Acting fast, he grabs Mr. Wolf's food and throws him into Gru's front door breaking it down in the process. Wolf does a front flip back onto his feet and they continue fighting.
Gru punches Wolf and then kicks him in the chest. Wolf charges at Gru and tries to punch him but misses. He then gets punched in the face by Gru 2 times. He headbutts Gru in the chest then kicks him into his chair and then is seen running into a glass tube.
It goes down with Gru inside but Mr. Wolf smashes the glass and breaks in then repeatedly punches Gru in the face before Gru kicks him in the stomach. Gru kicks Mr. Wolf off and he lands on a platform with Minions working. Gru then jumps down.
Mr. Wolf: Webs! I need you to hack into Felonius Gru's lab system!
Miss Tarantula: Wolf are you crazy?! He is the villain with the best system protection of all time!
Mr. Wolf: JUST DO IT!
Miss Tarantula: Alright, I'll t...
Bob picks up her and spins her around like a toy aeroplane.
Mr. Wolf: Webs? Are you there!
Gru: I'm pretty sure one of my minions have got her.
Mr. Wolf: Why you!
Mr. Wolf pushes Gru to the ground and starts repeatedly punches him in the face but then kicks him in the face to get him away. Gru gets up and punches Mr. Wolf in the face then kicks him in the stomach, sending him falling backwards and landing on his back. Wolf gets up and sees a hole in the roof so he gets out his grapple gun and points the grapple up towards the hole.
Mr. Wolf: See you later Gru!
Gru: NO!
Mr. Wolf shoots it but it ends up just coming back down and hitting Kevin's head causing the minion to fall to the ground in a cartoonish way.
Gru: Oh...
Mr. Wolf: Yeah it does that sometimes. But now where was I? Oh yeah I remember!
Mr. Wolf grabs a hammer from one of Gru's minions and swigs it at Gru but he dodges it. He swings it again and misses. Wolf gets angry so he throws it to with side. Gru pulls out his freeze ray again.
Gru: FREEZE RAY!
Mr. Wolf: But you already said tha...
Gru freezes Mr. Wolf's entire body and kicks him off the edge. Wolf's frozen body is seen falling off the bridge and then lands on metal flooring causing his body to shatter into ice shards as Gru watches from above and then walks away with a evil grin.
KO!
A minion is then seen sweeping the ice shards away with a broom.
Results[]
B: OH COME ON! I HAD MONEY ON THE WOLF!
W: This was an extremely close fight due to Mr. Wolf having the more speed and durability but Gru having the more gadgets and intelligence. But in the end Gru has just the more gadgets to win!
B: But what about Wolf's explosion?! That should at least make him win!
W: Sure Mr. Wolf's car explosion was three times the amount of Gru's, but Gru survived getting eaten by a shark and also during that explosion he got attacked by many other weapons like guns and saws!
B: I guess Mr. Wolf wasn't the most powerful villain in the history of stories!
W: The winner is Felonius Gru!