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Gru vs Megamind
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Season 1, Episode 2
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Air date January 20, 2020
Written by DYMallday
Directed by DYMallday
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Description[]

Despicable Me vs Megamind! When two supervillains turned good from animated movies meet, only one will be bad enough to return alive!

Interlude[]

(Cue Welcome to Station Square - Sonic Adventure)

Dym: There have been been plenty of evil geniuses with a large supply of high tech gadgets in fiction.

Yar: However, not many have changed the page and joined the side of good.

Dym: Like Gru, the man who stole the moon.

Yar: And Megamind, the blue supervillain of Metro City.

Dym: I'm Dym and he's Yar.

Yar: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Gru[]

(Cue Pharrell Williams - Despicable Me (Instrumental))

Dym: In a world filled with supervillains gunning to steal world monuments, an older villain named Felonius Gru was failing to find success, as younger villains like the pyramid swiping Vector were stealing his thunder.

Yar: Then, he came up with a genius plot, steal a shrink ray, and then use it to steal the moon!

Dym: Except Vector took it from him, so he adopted some girls that were selling him cookies to steal it back, but then became attached to them, a few more plot beats, and boom he's a father retired from villainy.

Yar: You're really rushing through this Dym.

Dym: We have 3 movies and way too many gadgets to cover, we gotta get through quick.

Yar: Alright, but I had this really good joke about kids.

Dym: Let me hear it.

Yar: Ummm... uhhhh.. I would never be a father because, ehhh....

Dym: We're wasting time, moving on to film dos.

Yar: A retired Gru becomes an agent for the Anti-Villain League, meets his wife, and stops the super buff El Macho, who was using the drug PX-41 to make beast Minions. And in film 3 he has a brother and an 80's child actor villain or something.

Dym: Now you've got the hang of skimming through. Let's talk about those gadgets of his, as he is certainly not lacking in them.

Yar: First the Freeze Ray. When Gru doesn't like someone, zap! You're frozen. I would totally use this to skip theme park lines.

Dym: I do not want to have bring up you getting us banned from a public establishment for the second episode in a row.

Yar: Hey, I was drunk, and I couldn't have known that Tigger would fight back.

(Cue Minions March - Despicable Me)

Dym: Ugghhh.. next up, the shrink ray. It shrinks things down to incredibly small sizes, including objects as large as the moon. The issue being that especially with larger objects, it wears off after a period of time.

Yar: Don't know if it would be cool or terrifying to be tiny. But what's less cool is the fart gun. It knocks anybody it comes into contact with unconscious with it's awful smell. I doubt it could be any worse than the locker room at my local gym. Like someone left a tuna sandwich in the vents or something, and it's putrid.

Dym: You only made that up so you wouldn't have to work out.

Yar: No, I'm using that fact as an excuse not to work out. Anyways, his wife tased him with a lipstick taser when the first met, and she gave it to him. He ended up completely defeating a massive PX-41 filled El Macho with it, so it has some pretty strong electricity.

Dym: And he has other assorted gadgets from flamethrowers to maces in his arsenal. But we got mention his wheels.

Yar: He has his own car and flight machine, but the vehicle from the third movie that belonged to his father is pretty great. It can tank a nuclear blast, goes 400 mph, can transform into many other forms of transportation, and has missiles on it. Nice!

Dym: Speaking of that film, he has a super suit from it. The villain suit allows him to turn invisible, stick to walls, and float in the air.

Yar: But with all this talk about his gear, what about the man behind it?

Dym: Gru is very impressive compared to what you'd expect. Speed? He ran up the Great Pyramid of Giza in seconds. Reactions? He was able to react to missiles to where they appear to be in slow motion. Strength? He knocked out a shark with one punch. Durability? He survived getting shot by all of Vector's lasers at once, which were strong enough to create a crater.

Yar: Wow. Gru is way better than I thought physically. Can he be beaten?

Dym: Well, Gru isn't much of a fighter. Whether or not that will play a role, Gru is undoubtedly not to be messed with.


Gru is shown destroying a carnival game.

Megamind[]

(Cue Bad to the Bone - Rock'N'Roll Racing)

Dym: So there was a baby on a planet about to be destroyed who was sent to earth.

Yar: That was Megamind. And that forehead is huge! Kind of like Peyton Manning. I mean, Megamind is blue, just like the Colts!

Dym: And there was another annoying baby that was sent that got all the love and success.

Yar: Tom Brady?

Dym: As a superhero and supervillain years later, Megamind and the other baby, Metro Man, would have many battles.

Yar: Like Peyton and Brady!

Dym: And then one day, he succeeded. After many failed attempts, he finally won and killed Metro Man.

Yar: Like when Peyton Manning finally won the Super Bowl against the Bears!

Dym: *groans* Anyways, he got bored and created his own hero to defeat him, but he turned evil, so Megamind became a good guy to save Metro City, and then became it's new hero. Oh, and I should mention Metro Man didn't really die.

Yar: Also he's dating a reporter now.

(Cue Bad - Michael Jackson's Moonwalker)

Dym: Megamind, quite similar to Gru, possesses a wide array of gadgets. But first, let's discuss his intellect.

Yar: From when he was a kid, he had a genius mind and was making great inventions, like how Pey-

Dym: His genius mind allows him to create many great inventions, which I'll discuss here.

Yar: Similar to how Peyton Manning's used his brain to-

Dym: A great invention of his is the dehydration gun. While Gru's freeze ray temporarily freezes his opponents in place, Megamind can use his to turn his opponent into a cube, which he can keep and choose whether or not to hydrate on his own will.

Yar: And just like how Peyton Manning stars in commercials outside of the game, Megamind has a disguise watch which he's used to take on second identities.

Dym: These disguises are perfect to the detail. Even the voice is changed to match.

Yar: And much like how Peyton disappeared during the 2011 season to rehab his neck from surgery, Megamind can disappear with his invisible car.

Dym: Yar, can you please stop bringing up the 2 time Super Bowl champion, 14 time Pro Bowler, 5 time MVP, and holder of the single season records for passing yards and for passing touchdowns?

Yar: No guarantees. Anyways, like Eli Manning's helmet, Jersey and shoulder pads-

Dym: Not any better.

Yar: -Megamind has a gigantic mech suit. He can even hurt Tighten with it, who has the strength of Metro Man.

Dym: And in the short Megamind and the Button of Doom, Megamind has created a Metro Man suit he can use to fly, gives him super strength, and can even shoot lasers. Issue is, Megamind has issues controlling it.

Yar: Oh, and Megamind has robots he can call upon to help him. They're pretty weak, but they have their uses I guess.

Dym: Physically he pretty normal in most categories, but he is quite above average in two of them.

Yar: Getting hit, and avoiding getting hit. He's good in the pocket, like P-

Dym: He was able to survive being tossed around by Tighten and dodged many of his thrown attacks was what Yat was going to say.

Yar: And that is mostly his main weakness. Not being physically strong or super fast. Aside from that, his intellect and gadgets are capable of saving the day.

Megamind: You dare challenge Megamind?

Tighten: This town isn't big enough for two supervillains!

Megamind: Oh, you're a villain all right, just not a super one.

Tighten: Oh yeah? What's the difference?

Megamind: PRESENTATION!

Death Battle[]

A shadow can be seen sneaking around a building. As he walks through a fake wall, he enters a laboratory. He continues to sneak through the rooms until he finds what he's looking for; a basket of remotes. The man then shuffles through a few before he chooses one starts to run off. However, lights are shown turning on as the man, revealed to be Felonius Gru, stops. The perspective shifts to Megamind, who is next to the light switch.

Megamind: Wait a second, you're Gru! You stole the moon! That was so cool! I'm such a big fan! Hey, wait a second-

He pulls out his dehydration gun.

Megamind: What are you doing here on my property? And what do you have in your hand?

Gru: Megamind, Megamind, look, I can explain.

Gru flashes a badge.

Gru: I'm with the AVL, Anti-Villain League.

Megamind: Oh I'm quite aware Mr. Gru, it's the breaking and entering that I was a bit more concerned about.

Gru: You have a giant death laser in the sky, don't you? The one you used to kill Metro Man?

Megamind: Yeah, and what of it?

Gru: You know it's just a little bit dangerous to just have a death laser in the sky. And you've been using it pretty recklessly in your hero duties.

Megamind: What do you mean by reckless? I've only used it for the most severe opponents.

Gru: Hey, I'm not the one calling the shots here, I'm just my doing my job. You know I respect you as well, you were truly one of the greats! Maybe we can go out and get some coffee later?

Megamind: Hmmm, I'll consider it. But right now I think I'll want to have that back.

Megamind places his finger on the trigger of his dehydration gun.

Megamind: Through any means necessorry.

Gru: It's pronounced necessary.

Gru pulls out his freeze ray.

FIGHT!

Both of them fire their weapons at each other, with the blasts of each colliding. Gru ducks behind cover.

Megamind: Where are you Gru? Come out, come out wherever you ar-

Megamind is interrupted by a stealthy kick to the jaw. Gru then knocks the dehydration gun out of Megamind's hand, and then punches Megamind in the ribs. As Megamind struggles to breathe, Gru fires his freeze ray, and Megamind avoids the shot. Megamind then pops back up and pushes Gru to into a shelf, knocking the candle on it off, starting a flame on Gru's scarf. Gru panics, and then puts it out.

Gru gets up and walks around, realizing that he can't find his opponent.

Gru: Ah, so you're hiding too. Here's a one small difference-

Gru can be seen slowly approaching a lamp with Megamind's figure in it.

Gru: I can seek!

Gru then hits Megamind on the head with a newspaper.

Megamind: Seriously, a newspaper-

Gru interrupts Megamind's statement with grabbing him and then slamming him headfirst into the ground. As Megamind struggles to get up, Gru does an elbow drop on Megamind.

Megamind: Wrestling now? All right then.

Gru looks away for a moment, and then realizes all too late that Megamind had hit him in the face with a folding chair.

Gru: Ugghh, I've seen that move in Bob's wrestling game. I think that there's also a-

Megamind: Table!

Megamind drops down from the railing above and while riding a table, lands flat on Gru.

Gru: Oh you must be kidding me.

Gru then pulls out his taser and proceeds to shock Megamind. Megamind's body twists and contorts until he collapses on the floor. As Megamind lays unconscious on the floor, Gru walks past.

Gru: Well, it was a bit rough, but at least I got that remo- wait a second. It's not in my pockets.

The screen above Gru turns on.

Megamind: Oh Gru, you have so much to learn! First of all, look over at me.

Gru: I am.

Megamind: No, no, no, me on the floor! You see the watch I'm wearing!

Gru: Wait a second, you aren't telling me that-

Gru twists the watch. The "Megamind" is revealed to just be a disguised Minion.

Megamind: Yeah, while your scarf was set ablaze, I ran off, gave Minion the signal, took the remote from your pockets, and put on THIS!

Megamind then zooms the camera out, showing that he had on the Metro Man suit. Megamind then zooms past off screen. As he arrives, he sees that Gru took off his clothes.

Megamind: What a second, is he naked? Uggh no, not going to look, not going to look....

Gru then appears behind Megamind in his villain suit.

Gru: I had this on under my clothes. Did you seriously think that I would just- you know what, let's just back to this.

Gru pulls the mask over his head, and the two reenter a fighting stance.

Megamind flies across and grabs Gru, slamming him against the wall three times. Megamind then throws Gru across the ground, causing Gru to slide back against a wall. Gru then activates his suit's camouflage ability, and sneaks through the lair.

Megamind: Oh, are we doing this again!

Gru, having activated the sticky mode on his suit, can be seen climbing on the walls, and then the ceiling. He drops down from the ceiling, and puts Megamind into a chokehold midair. Megamind can be seen visibly gasping for air, but then uses his super strength to effortlessly pry Gru's legs off his neck, as he throws him up onto the ceiling, causing him to crash through it. Gru activates his floatation mode, and gently descends back in. Gru then uses a mini-laser to set Megamind's cape on fire. As he puts it out, Gru takes back the remote.

Gru: Oh Gru, you have so much to learn.

Megamind: Give it back.

Gru: Nope.

Gru stretches his arm up. Megamind flies around trying to get the remote, horribly missing, leading to him crashing into the wall.

Megamind then walks up, using his super strength to grab the remote. While Megamind is holding the remote, Gru still hasn't let go. The two keep trying to push each other off, until they accidentally press the button.

Megamind: Oh crap. Minion, where is the laser pointed!

Minion: The observatory here sir.

Megamind: Cancel it!

Minion: I can't!

The computer screen shows the laser charging up. Megamind grabs Minion and flies out, while Gru activates his float mode and slowly is lifted out. Gru then gracefully flies away, with the laser blast destroying the observatory.

Gru then lands next to his car. Megamind arrives at the scene, but quickly has his suit destroyed by his invisible car flying out.

The two enter their vehicles. They both get on the road, and Gru fires missiles at Megamind. Megamind they proceed to hit, and Megamind's car blows up, launching the man inside out. Gru then appears to drive off, but soon sees a giant robot behind him.

Megamind: Gru, do you think I can just forgive you for destroying my observatory?

Megamind marches his mech closer and closer towards Gru. Gru gets out of his vehicle. As Megamind prepares to stomp on Gru, Gru pulls out his shrink ray. As Gru prepares to shoot it, Megamind's mech reaches his hand down and crushes it.

Megamind: You have no escape now Gru!

Gru then activates his camoflauge and sticky modes, and approaches the robot.

Megamind: Where is he?

Gru climbs up and cuts the robot open. He crawls through and reaches Megamind

Gru: You have no escape now Gru!

Gru then blasts Megamind in the face with the fart gun. Gru then jumps out and runs away, before his robot blows up. The robot explodes, and Megamind's skeleton is sent through the air, crashing into Gru.

Gru: So about the coffee... would Thursday work?

Gru then makes a phone call.

Gru: Kevin? Dave? Come here quickly, I might have to hide a body. And tell the gorls I'll be late for dinner.

KO!

Results[]

Yar: How did Megamind lose!

Dym: First, I'll say this. The battle was very close. Each fighter possesed so many options that would give them an instant win that rather than deciding who would win, we decided who would win a majority of he time.

Yar: And that appears to be the person that has less combat experience, less absurd gadgets, and less intelligence?

Dym: Yes. While it may be true that Gru had those disadvantages, a few things swayed it in his favor. First of all, his speed is much above Megamind. Second, when Megamind isn't in the suit, Gru is much physically stronger. Third, Gru is more durable. When it comes down to the intangibles, it simply goes to Gru.

Yar: I guess Megamind didn't think this one through.

Dym: The winner is Gru.

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Gru vs Megamind
Megamind vs Gru
Season 1, Episode 7
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Air date January 18, 2021
Written by BuzzLightyear12345
Directed by BuzzLightyear12345
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Gru vs Megamind is the fourth off season battle of BuzzLightyear12345, featuring Gru from Despicable Me against Megamind from his eponymous series.

Description[]

Illumination vs Dreamworks! In the battle between former villains turned heroes of 2010 animated movies, which one shall emerge victorious?

Intro[]

Boomstick: Everyone knows the classic story between hero and villain, but what if the villain said "screw that!" and decided to pull a 180 and become a hero instead?

Wiz: Which is exactly the case for our two combatants today.

Boomstick: Gru, the leader of the Minions.

Wiz: And Megamind, the defender of Metro City.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to anaylze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Gru[]

Boomstick: In the nightmare world that's known as real life, billions of demonic yellow tic tacs from hell roam around everywhere, from little kids to your grandma to even those bootleg ice cream vendors, there's just no escaping these bastards! And who's the one to blame for this? Why, it's bald Steve Carrell himself!

Wiz: Felonius Gru; yes, that's his real name, comes from a long lineage of supervillains, thus it was only natural he would continue this tradition. However, as time continued, he'd soon realize his crimes weren't on par with what other villains were doing, such as stealing pyramids.

Boomstick: So what did he do about it? Aside from being single handedly responsible for ruining bananas, he also adopted three kids and began doing major crimes such as shrinking the moon itself...for around 5 minutes. Then he got a wife, then he got a brother, then his own little demons got their OWN movies...the list of horrors just keeps going on.

Wiz: Although Gru isn't a villain anymore, most likely due to how the three orphans he adopted changed his ways of life, he's still got plenty of gadgets from his day as a villain that are just as efficient as they were before. One of his favorite weapons attack is the Freeze Ray, which is a raygun that shoots ice capable of freezing its target in seconds.

Boomstick: His Shrink Ray, another favorite of his, is able to shrink any object, most notably the moon. However, in a scene far too complicated for this movie's target audience, it's apparently revealed the larger the object's mass the less time they'll remain shrunk. Did they really think any of the five year olds would understand what mass and weight are?

Wiz: He also has access to jetpacks, which give him flight albeit temporary...

Boomstick: And with his cleverly named blaster called the Blaster, he can blow shit up! Just like he did to a carnival stand!

Wiz: His laser gun allows him to shoot a laser able to create holes in walls and ceilings, although this is mostly used as an escape tool and is never truly used in combat scenarios. And with his grappling gun, he can grapple to higher platforms, but again, another escape tool.

Boomstick: And his Lipstick Taser, one of his newer favorites...for some reason, has him pull out lipstick and taser the opponent with an electric shock that comes from it. And if we're on the topic of weapons he stole from others, he's even got a spy suit from his brother that allows him to cloak himself, cling to walls like a bootleg bald Spider-Man and can hover too, which looks incredibly off in my head. Oh, and let's not forget his Fart Gun, an ACTUAL weapon of his, where it does exactly what you think it does: shoots a fart blast that's able to knock out opponents due to how awful it smells.

Wiz: With his flamethrower, he can shoot a stream of flames at his opponent, and with his Keytaur, another weapon he's stolen, this allows him to shoot shockwaves powerful enough to send people flying if they're in close range. Despite being from a children's movie, Gru's achieved some very impressive feats: He was strong enough to one shot a shark with a single punch, defeated various supervillains such as Vector, El Macho and Balthazar Bratt, and was able to dodge Vector's lock on missiles with ease.

Boomstick: He's even survived explosions strong enough to create a crater, and was even burned alive and walked out okay the next scene. How the hell is he surviving all this? Is it because they need him for the next Despicable Me movie? The world may never know.

Wiz: However, Gru often has a tendency to underestimate his opponents, which explains how he's been humiliated countless times by not just people like Vector, El Macho and Balthazar Bratt, but even got outsmarted by a chicken. Granted, this was probably for a cheap laugh, but the fact still stands.

Boomstick: He's also not one for fighting, as he usually prefers to have his gadgets do all the work. But despite all this, he's done the one thing that no person should ever be forced to go through: Living with the Minions. He's got more guts than both me and Wiz got combined.

Wiz: Hey!

Greetings, recruits. Welcome to my home. I am Gru, master villain, scourge of humanity. So... you want to be a Minion? Your training will begin soon, but be warned: danger lurks at every turn.

Megamind[]

Wiz: Megamind is the last survivor of an alien race, sent to earth by his parents after their planet was doomed to be destroyed.

Boomstick: If it wasn't already obvious, they basically just ripped off Superman's backstory, but if Metro Man is supposed to the Superman parody, does that mean that Megamind's supposed to be the Lex Luthor parody? I think I'm starting to give myself a headache.

Wiz: After Metro Man faked his own death during one of his duels with Megamind, Megamind by default took over Metro City with practically nobody able to oppose him. However, he didn't see this as a good thing, growing quite bored and unsatisifed. In order to try and bring back these heroic encounters he'd have, he gave an ordinary person the powers of Metro Man.

Boomstick: However, this person actually became a villain, doing the exact opposite of what Megamind wanted! After the two fought, Megamind won, and became the new hero of Metro City. Then he had some short about a button of doom, some obscure video game, and was never seen again. Although this was probably for the best considering what Despicable Me is like...

Wiz: During this short career of his, Megamind's acquired several deadly and effective weapons, a favorite of his being the Dehydration Gun, where he removes the hydration, or water, from the target he hits and turns them into a small, dark cube. If he shoots them again or if they're exposed to water, the effects are reversed.

Boomstick: And then there's his Disguise Watch, which lets him change his appearance to anyone he desires to be, whether it's to pretend to be his former archenemy or dressing up as a random dude to go on awkward dates for over half the movie.

Wiz: The Tesla Glove, from the video game "Megamind: The Blue Defender", allows Megamind to fire electricity at his opponent able to stun them and can even power electricity sources if there aren't any other options available.

Boomstick: And with the Blower Glove....wait, THAT'S the name?!....Hahahahahahahha! How did they get away with that?!

Wiz: With the Blower Glove, he's able to shoot air blasts that can knock away poisonous gas, move objects or just blow enemies out of his sight. And with his Big Battle Suit, a mech of his, he's able to walk around in a gigantic robot of sorts and take on opponents such as Metro Man and Tighten in it. He also has another mech known as the Spiderbot, which lets him climb up walls, comes equipped with a laser cannon, and can even move even if he isn't there to drive it.

Boomstick: Megamind's traded blows with Tighten, someone who possesses Metro Man's strength, was able to replicate Metro Man's DNA in order to replicate his powers onto Tighten, and was able to create a death ray that has the power of 900,000,000 volts to it, although this takes forever to use. He also defeated a crime league known as the Doom Syndicate in his game and defeated Tighten AGAIN. How many times are they gonna use the same bad guy?

Wiz: Well, to be fair, he only has one movie to work off of, so they don't have much material to use for him unfortunately. Speaking of unfortunate things, although Megamind is quite the genius, he isn't much of a physical fighter and is forced to rely on his gadgets, trickery and mechs to do the work for him. By himself, he's quite defenseless, as shown when he was practically powerless once forced out of his mech by Tighten.

Boomstick: It doesn't help that he has trouble manuevering his mechs around too! But despite his lack of combat experience by himself, his intellect and weirdly named weapons do just enough to help him save the day...Blower Glove....I still can't get over that one.

Wiz: Ugh, you're hopeless.

Megamind: Oh, you're a villain, alright! Just not a SUPER one!

Tighten: Oh, yeah? What's the difference?

Megamind: PRESENTATION!

Pre-Fight[]

Megamind vs Gru set

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!

Death Battle[]

Inside of Megamind's labratory, Megamind could be seen experimenting on a new weapon he was meaning to try in case another villain was out on the loose. Just as he was finishing the last touches, he could hear noises...before realizing the lights were off. Hitting the light switch, his intruder was revealed to be a bald man with a long nose, being Gru.

Megamind: "Care to explain why you were sneaking around my labratory in the dark?"

Gru: "Ahlright, ahrlgiht, let me explain! You see, Ah was not here on my own ah cord, but theenk of eet as more of uh job Ah have to complete!"

Megamind: "I don't even know your name! Why should I believe anything you say?"

Gru: "Look, one way or eenother, you are going to haf to come ply! Eeet ees the order of the Anti Veelain League that I must deetain all of yor weaponry out of fear that eet will bee come too....what's the word...dang jore us."

Megamind: "Dangerous? Look, I'm not sure if you're informed, but I'm not the villain I once was! I'm the protecter of this city now! If you think you can just take away my life's work, then you better think again. I'll give you one chance to abort this mission or else..."

Gru: "Or else whaht? Goeeng to attack me with one of yor gah jeets? Pleease, you are not thee only wahn with theese kind uh theeng!"

Gru pulls out his Blaster in hand, as Megamind also pulls out a laser pistol of his.

Megamind: "One way or another, you aren't going to succeed this mission. I'll take you down with any means necessorry."

Gru: "Eet's pronounced Neccess Sarry!"

Megamind: "And people say I have pronouncation problems..."

FIGHT!

(Cue this...yes, this is the music I thought would fit best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q183-reM0o)

The two begin the fight by firing a laser shot at each other, the impact of the blasts causing a small explosion and sending the two former villains flying away a bit. Without wasting any time, Megamind grabs his Dehydration Gun and begins open firing at Gru, who surprisingly leaps out of the way and sneak attacks Megamind with a punch to the face, causing Megamind to drop the Dehydration Gun, attempting to swing his arm and counter attack Gru, who ducked and accidentally kicked Megamind in the crotch, causing Megamind to hollow in pain.

Gru: "Oops! Thaht was not whaht I was trying to do!"

Megamind: "Ooooh...you've just made it personal now...."

Megamind grabs his Tesla Glove and hits Gru with an electric punch, stunning Gru with an electric volt that did some serious damage. Before Gru can counter attack, Megamind uses his Blower Glove to send an air blast at Gru, knocking bald Steve Carrel into a wall, crashing him down. Megamind uses a blast from his Blower Glove to launch himself into the air, intent on striking Gru down. Fortunately for bald Steve Carrell, he was able to dodge and pulls out his flamethrower, blasting Megamind with a stream of fire. Megamind came out of it okay, but suffered some MASSIVE damage from it.

Megamind: "You think I'M the dangerous one? Did you not see what you just did to me right now?!"

Gru: "Eet was in self defense! You wor attacking me!"

Megamind: "I'll show you self defense! No more mister nice guy, baldie!"

Megamind leaps at Gru and throws a dropkick, sending Gru flying into a wall. Megamind requips his Tesla Glove and starts throwing electric volts at Gru again, this time throwing them in an arc. Gru, who was used to this trick by now, rolls past them and leaps off a wall, before using the wall again to bounce off of it and kick Megamind right in the face, almost breaking blue Will Ferrell's jaw. Gru then follows this up with a strong punch to Megamind's chest, knocking the wind out of Megamind, before uppercutting him into a wall...however, just as Gru was about to finish Megamind off, a different face could be seen..it was Minion.

Gru: "Whaht?! How did he...whaht kind of...."

Minion: "When you blasted him with the flamethrower, he handed me this Disguise Watch while he went off to prepare something else! My job was just to keep you busy until he was finished, and I believe I did just that....sorry about this Megamind."

Minion faints from exhaustion, as Gru turns around, before seeing a giant mech punch a hole through the building. Controlling this mech was none other than Megamind, who was laughing maniacally as he swept his hand across the floor, Gru barely avoiding it with his jetpack as he flew to higher ground to confont Megamind's mech.

Megamind: "Very impressive, baldie, you managed to defeat Minion and at the same time allowed me to do exactly what I wanted! Now here comes the part where you...lose...hahahaha!"

Megamind smashes his fist into the ground, Gru barely avoiding it again as he rolled out of the way before firing a rocket launcher at Megamind's cockpit. Although it didn't hit the cockpit where Megamind was controlling it, it hit the stomach area of his mech, knocking blue Will Farrel backwards from the sheer damage. Gru then activates his cloaking device and begins to go invisible, flying around Megamind's mech out of Megamind's sight as he prepared to do another sneak attack. Megamind, who was growing frustrated with this opponent, began stomping around the town, looking in desperation for him.

Megamind: "Where are you, baldie? Come out and I promise I'll give you a 15 second headstart!"

Just then, a missile hits Megamind's mech in the back, sending the mech stumbling forward from the hit and almost knocking Megamind out of his position. In rage, Megamind proceeds to swing the mech's arm around wildly, aiming for any possible location Gru could be. However, where Gru actually was wasn't on a building itself, but on Megamind's mech! He was climbing up the mech on its arms, using the suit's stickiness to cling on for dear life as Megamind continued going on his rampage. Gru was badly hurt from each time Megamind would swing the mech's arm into a building, and a few times almost fell off, but kept going, quickly making his way to the top. Using his laser gun, he opens a hole into Megamind's mech and leaps in behind him, revealing himself.

Megamind: "There you are! Wait, how did you get in here so qui-"

Gru shoots a blast from his Fart Gun to stun Megamind, causing Megamind to gag from the blast. While Megamind was left wide open, Gru quickly fired a shot from his Freeze Ray, freezing Megamind in place, before pulling out his flamethrower once more.

Gru: "YOR GOEENG TO ZUFFER THEEE WRATH OF GRU!"

Gru shoots a blast from his flamethrower at Megamind's frozen body, melting Megamind into he was nothing more than a puddle on the floor. As the mech was about to crash into a building, Gru quickly equipped his grappling gun and made his escape onto a nearby building just in time, the mech and whatever remained of Megamind crashing straight into Megamind's labratory and blowing the entire place up completely.

Gru: "Oh boy, Ah am goeeng to have a LOT of eeexplaineeeg to do when I geet back."

KO!

Results[]

Boomstick: SON OF A BITCH! How did that oversaturated baldie win?! I totally thought Megamind had this in the bag!"

Wiz: Despite coming from two children's movies, this was one of our closest battles yet. Megamind and Gru both were evenly matched in a variety of ways, both possessing weapons that could directly counter the others, some of which allowing them to win the fight immediately. For example, if Gru were to be hit by the Dehydration Gun, he would lose for sure, but the same applies if Megamind were to be hit by Gru's Shrink Ray. However, when it comes down to it, Gru simply has more weapons at his disposal thanks to having three movies on his side while Megamind only has one.

Boomstick: And when it came to physical stats, Gru surprisingly had the edge in most categories. Megamind's strong enough to take on Tighten and Metro Man, sure, but that's only in his mech. By himself, he's completely defenseless without most of his gadgets, and considering how he struggles to control the mech to begin with and how easily Gru could inflitrate it, he's defintely going to be struggling to keep up with someone who can dodge point blank heat seaking missiles and one shot a great white shark.

Wiz: It doesn't help that Gru's taken on villains on par with Megamind's intelligence before, such as Vector, and came out on top. And if you want to talk about how Gru would fare against Megamind's mech, Gru defintely could take it on as well, not only with how many gadgets that allow him to inflitrate it so efficiently, but also how he's taken on opponents the size of the mech before as well, such as El Macho during the events of Despicable Me 2. Although Megamind did have the intelligence advantage and could defintely keep Gru at bay, with his main way of fighting being countered by Gru's weaponry, Megamind simply couldn't win this battle no matter how many tricks he had up his sleeve.

Boomstick: I guess you could Gru really blew everyone's Mega-Minds, eh Wiz?

Wiz: Ugh...that was terrible and you know it. Anyways, our winner is Gru.

Redone Gru wins

Advantages and Disadvantages[]

GRU - WINNER:

  • +Physically stronger but barely
  • +Faster
  • +More experienced
  • +Had a better array of weapons on his side
  • =Durability
  • -Not as strong as Megamind's mech
  • -Many of his weapons can be countered by Megamind's weapons
  • -Not as intelligent

MEGAMIND - LOSER:

  • +Smarter
  • +Stronger in his mech
  • =Durability
  • -Many of his weapons can be countered by Gru's weapons
  • -Not as physically strong outside of the mech
  • -Not as durable
  • -Slower
  • -Has less experience

Oh, it's good to be bad.
Season 1
Season Episode 8
Air date I don’t want to put anything in here
Written by Cheesypickles564
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Description[]

These two villains who changed sides battle it out to see who is the true supervil- er, superhero! This Death Battle features Gru from Despicable Me and Megamind from the series of the same name.

Interlude[]

Puppy: The villain is the key part of every movie- the twirly mustache, the cunning grin and the hunched back.

Kitty: But what if a villain could break the rules and become good- even after their wrongdoings!

Puppy: So is the case with Felonious Gru, the long-nosed thief of the moon.

Kitty: And Megamind, the defender of Metro City! He’s Puppy and I’m Kitty!

Puppy: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win… a Death Battle.

“Gru Steals Death Battle!”[]

Puppy: He is the man who stole the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty and even the Jumbotron…

Kitty: And who is this man capable of committing the most heinous crimes- why, it’s Felonious Gru, who’s only the WORLD’S GREATEST SUPERVILLAIN!

Puppy: Gru’s father was a legendary supervillain as well, and what else could his son do but follow in his footsteps?

Kitty: But his father had to leave for the milk, and Gru never saw that man again! Buh-bye!

Puppy: But even then, deep down, Gru still saw his father’s ambition. He was going to become a supervillain…!

Kitty: Committing crimes from the age of eight, Felonious stole his way through the harsh world and become as infamous as his dear old dad… I mean, you’d have to be pretty good to steal the Queen of England’s crown!

(Suddenly, the shelf above Kitty pops open and the Queen’s crown falls down and hits the floor, shattering.)

Kitty: Oops.

Puppy: But not all these crimes were committed alone… he had help from small, seemingly immortal beasts of destruction… his Minions.

Kitty: Pssh… he coaxed them into working for him with a couple of bananas… I could do that with a couple shots o’ whiskey!

Puppy: Now, with a formidable army and the tenacity to prove himself- Gru prepared the ultimate scheme… he was going to STEAL THE MOON!

THE MOON!

Kitty: But… the aforementioned formidable army and tenacity were not enough to commit the crime, but luckily, good ol’ baldy’s got some weapons up his sleeves!

Puppy: To name a few, Gru has remote-controlled cookie robots, a freeze ray, a jet pack and a fart gun, all of which may be impressive, but they pale in comparison to his greatest weapon… The Shrink Ray!

Kitty: …well, it’s really not his weapon, given how he stole it from a remote base, but he was planning on using it to snatch the moon… until Vector, a new villain, showed up and snatched it from Gru! Felonious initially become bloodlusted and needed to think outside of the box to find a way to nab the ray back… and he thought of child labor!

Puppy: Adopting three orphans for his scheme, Gru sent the girls, Agnes, Margo and Edith, into Vector’s base, and they took the shrink ray back with the assistance of Gru’s aforementioned cookie robots!

Kitty: After that, Gru shrunk the moon and stole it, only to find out that Vector took both the moon and the girls as some sort of twisted revenge. Gru, however, managed to rescue them, trap Vector in space and learn what it was like to be a good parent.

Puppy: But such a job couldn’t have been done without assistance from how impressive he is… let’s check his feats!

Kitty: For starters, Gru was able to shrink the moon and dodge missiles, plus, he fought El Macho who survived being hurled into a volcano!

Puppy: He’s overpowered the Purple Minions, who could devour cars, trucks and even Nuclear bombs, and kept up with Balthazar Bratt, who dodged lasers!

Kitty: And all in all, Gru quit while he was ahead, became a hero and will genuinely beat whoever threatens his family.

Gru: I will stuff you all in the crust!

I will stuff you all in the crust!

“Megamind Is Bad to the Bone in Death Battle!”[]

Puppy: We all know the iconic story of Superman… an alien baby doomed to die on a distant planet, until his parents rocketed him to earth, where he helped those in need.

Kitty: But what if this so called Superman was bald, blue and straight eeeevvviiilll?

Puppy: So is the case with Megamind. Before his parents sent him to Earth so he could survive their planet’s destruction, they left him with a pacifier and a henchman, and sent him off into the great beyond!

Kitty: However, the destruction of the planet was large-scale and ended up in another civilization’s doom, which also sent another baby into space!

Puppy: This baby was Megamind’s complete opposite- a handsome do-gooder with tons of luscious locks.

Kitty: Once both children reached their final destinations, they split paths, with the perfect baby landing in a mansion where he was spoiled rotten and Megamind landing in the city’s prison…

Puppy: The baby went through endearing challenges and mental strain, being forced to choose what was right and what was wrong, but he also created some gadgets to enjoy his time there.

Kitty: And the unfortunate day when Megamind was sent to school, or “shool” as he puts it, he reunited with Mr. Goody-two-shoes… and a glorious rivalry was born!

Puppy: Megamind was constantly picked on for his odd appearance and the spoiled one, MetroMan as they put it, revealed his superpowers and became a sensation!

Kitty: Whilst the rest of the class was learning songs like Little Bo Peep and The Itsy Bitsy Spider, Megamind was literally dehydrating and rehydrating objects at will! I believe true skill is underappreciated.

Puppy: And suddenly, Megamind had a premonition- his destiny was to be bad… and he would be damn good at it!

Kitty: During later years, multiple clashes surmised in Metro City, with MetroMan fighting the deviously named… Megamind! Metro Man would win some… Megamind would almost win some… it was some real good stuff!

Puppy: But through his 85 life sentences, Megamind pursued his goal… he was going to kill that man who wrecked his childhood…

Kitty: And after thousands of battles, Megamind finally trapped his arch-nemesis and eviscerated Metro Man with a beam powered by the mother-feckin’ sun!

Puppy: With Metro City’s defender gone, our favorite blue dictator felt there was nothing left to do but wreak havoc…

Kitty: Megamind and his henchmen played darts with uprooted buildings, crashed cars and completely turned the city into a shadow of what it once was… but in the end, he felt as empty as a beer can after a Saturday night…

Puppy: So he came up with the ingenious plan to create a new hero to thwart his plans for him!

Kitty: He prowled around the city like a creep and looked for someone noble enough to take Metro Man’s mantle, with his first choice being the lady he accidentally started dating, Roxanne Richi.

Puppy: But during an incident in Megamind’s base, the powers were bestowed upon a man named Hal Stewart.

Kitty: Hal was your average DND Playing, brace-wearing hoodlum, but after the incident, Hal became super ripped!

Puppy: And despite Megamind’s one chance at gaining a new rival’s failure, he decided to not cry over spilled milk and train Hal.

Kitty: After a sweet-ol’ montage, Hal became a great hero, but after confessing his love to Roxanne, she turned him down, much to Megamind’s enjoyment.

Puppy: After his disguise was deactivated in front of Roxanne, Megamind was also depressed with Hal, and he decided to do what he originally planned to do.

Kitty: In a fateful match between Megamind and Tighten, Hal’s superhero identity, Megamind was defeated and went into Metro Man’s old base to gather supplies- and much to his surprise, Metro Man was still alive! He’s probably just a ghooooost.

Puppy: Assuming Metro Man’s identity with the same gadget used to date Roxanne and train Hal, Megamind finally proved to Tighten that he was the best at being bad, which turned him into a hero.

Kitty: Talk about irony!

Puppy: But such a task would not be possible without Megamind’s weapons- which my accomplice will list.

Kitty: He has the De-Ray, which can dehydrate objects with a single blast, demoralize, destroy or depower someone or something! (I wonder if he could lend it to me… it’s for my Ex!)

Puppy: Megamind also has his Brainbots- robotic soldiers that heed his every command. Said robots are capable of building complex structures, and even creating a giant Megamind!

Kitty: He also has a watch that can disguise him, a super-cool motorbike and his second-most formidable weapon, the Satellite Death Ray!

Puppy: The Death Ray literally harnesses the strength of the sun and shoots a piping-hot beam down to Earth, vaporizing anything in it’s path…

Kitty: But his most formidable weapon is by far… the Black Mamba Warsuit.

Puppy: The Black Mamba is a robotic suit that Megamind controls from the inside, with a special floor tracking his every movement and having the robot imitate it.

Kitty: Megamind is capable of keeping up with Metro Man, who took a stroll around Metro City, ate an entire meal, read a few books and reconsidered his entire life in 1 second!

Puppy: To add on to that, Megamind took hits from a bloodlusted Tighten who, keep in mind, had the same exact powers and skills as Metro Man did.

Kitty: He also defeated a league of super villains and a strengthened version of Tighten called Blue Tighten, who, yet again, had Metro Man’s powers.

Puppy: He’s also uprooted a statue of him with his super-secret-super-hero suit, tanked flying headfirst into a wrecking ball and survived an oil tanker explosion… unscathed!

Kitty: But Metro City’s defender is not without faults, though. He tends to become cocky whilst fighting, and he relies heavily on his war suits.

Puppy: But Megamind will never stop protecting Metro City, even if it scarred his past. For all criminals should fear the big blue bald man!

Megamind: You dare challenge Megamind?

You dare challenge Megamind?

Intermission[]

Puppy: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities. Feel free to vote for who you believe will win in the poll:

https://strawpoll.com/polls/e7ZJOWDLYy3

Kitty: But now! IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!

Pre-Fight[]

A metal-coated, rocket-topped car zooms through the streets of Metro City. Inside is a bald man with a long nose. He pulls out a paper with the initials AVL stamped on the top. After examining the sheet closely, Gru sets it down and stops the car.

Felonious Gru walks out and approaches a blue man, standing with his back faced towards Gru. This was Megamind, Metro City’s defender.

“You…” Gru said, with an ominous tone in his voice. He tapped on Megamind’s shoulder, only for the ex-villain to turn around and shoot his De-Ray, nearly dehydrating Gru.

Felonious reeled back and furrowed his brow. “Oh, you startled me!” Megamind said.

Gru put on a smug expression and stared Megamind down. “This is why I need you to come with me- I am an agent of the Anti-Villain-League, and you are a villain, therefore-“

Megamind sees the sheet that Gru is carrying. He swipes it from the AVL agent and looks at it.

“What, I’m no longer a villain, I made up for these crimes!”

“Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.” Gru continues, before swiftly pulling out his freeze ray in attempts to incapacitate Megamind, and once he fired, the blue-skinned villain retaliated with a blast of his own- dehydration and ice clashed between the two beams!

(Cue Despicable Minds- Death Battle Fanmade Track)

Fight![]

Gru’s ray feasibly overpowers Megamind’s, freezing his hand. The alien rolled towards Gru who tried firing at him again and punched him in the face, knocking the AVL agent back and throwing ice everywhere.

He whips out the De-Ray once more and fires it at Gru, barely missing him and dehydrating a lamppost.

“Uh oh… how did you do that?”

Gru stares at the cube and begins to break off into a sprint, running away from his target.

“I merely dehydrated it!” Megamind said in an overzealous tone. He shoots at Gru again, but the AVL agent dodges it and grabs the cube that was once the lamppost off of the ground. He tosses it at Megamind, catching him off guard and pushing him into a fountain. The water from the fountain re-hydrated the cube and a lamppost appeared again above Megamind and fell on his midsection. “Oof!”

Gru aims the freeze ray at Megamind, taking another shot at the alien, who swerves to the side despite the weight of the post on his chest, and it freezes the lamppost above him, allowing him to push it off easier.

Megamind smirks in surprise. “You’re more impressive than you appear to be at first glance…” he reaches for his ray. “But I’m better, en garde!”

Megamind flips the switch to Depower, firing a lightning-quick beam at Gru and hitting his freeze ray, draining it of its energy!

Gru throws his ray forward at Megamind, realizing it wouldn’t work anymore and kneed the alien in the ribs before pushing him back and punching his big, blue head.

“Hey- ow, ow! Watch the face!”

Megamind stumbles backward and frantically pulls at the De-Ray, switching the mode into Destroy. He blasted at Gru again, who reacted quickly and flipped a trash can over in front of the shot, redirecting the blast and destroying the fountain under Megamind.

“Oh… poop.”

The ground crumbled where the fountain once stood, and almost instantly, a huge cascade of water blasted up and threw Megamind into the air.

“You’ll pay for this, baldie!” He yells, barely reaching his De-Ray in the water.

"You’re bald too!” Gru says in reply, grabbing the Lipstick Taser from his pocket and attempts to finish Megamind off by electrocuting the water, but the alien slips out of the spout and kicks Gru in the face, before hoisting him up by the collar.

“You’re about to face the thunder of the worlds greatest hero!” Megamind smirks and punches Gru, dazing the AVL agent.

Gru drops his lipstick on the floor and groans, before Megamind throws Gru to the ground and raises a black baseball bat, The Forget-Me-Stick, over his head.

“Oh no… this isn’t good…” Gru stutters.

Megamind thrusts the bat downward, smacking into Gru’s stomach with audible noises of pain heard with each swing.

Gru groans and swings his legs to the side, tripping Megamind, releasing his grip on the bat and allowing Gru to get back on his feet. With one swift action and a shot from the Freeze Ray, which had regained its energy, the Forget-Me-Stick was reduced to a block of ice, which fell to the downwards and hit Megamind in the head, pushing him straight through the broken fountain.

"I might have to bring you in… cold.” Gru smirks and lowers his gun, reveling in his previously made pun.

“I told you… I’m not a villain, baldy!” Megamind yells, running out of the fountain’s rubble with a switch. He chuckles and flips it, and after five seconds of embarrassing anticipation, a wave of Brainbots float into battle, holding missiles and other weapons.

“Ooh… impressive. But I too, came prepared!”

Gru snaps his fingers and a wave of yellow, rambling creatures run into the city holding fart-guns!

Both armies run into each other, tirelessly fighting in a mess of blood, metal and bananas. At the forefront, Megamind dehydrates a few minions and throws the cubes at Gru, who retaliates with a blast from a… big gun!

This gun generated a fireball of sorts and it darted towards Gru’s blue-faced assailant, throwing him into and eviscerating a small building!

“Knocked oveeeeer!” Gru exclaims, doing a little shimmy.

“I’m not done yet!” Megamind yells, his voice being heard from the rubble of the building. In a split-second, and blue beam was fired from the same area, and only a blue cube was left in Gru’s palm. His ray was gone!

“That’s not good!” Gru whimpers. He leaps backwards and hides behind a hoard of minions, that push forward and fight off multiple Brainbots.

The battle turns into a mixture of bluffs and laughs until a whole wall of Brainbots had been blown into the sky, and they fell back into the city, crashing in random places, ending their lives and joining the ranks of that day’s unfortunate casualties.

Megamind hops on top of a few minions and chuckles as the bunch crashes to the ground, one by one, causing them to fall amongst their kin, fighting mercilessly with Megamind’s army. Gru climbs atop the minions and takes a jab at Megamind, who quickly dodges, only to slip into the street. Gru looks around and snaps his fingers, ordering the minions to attack.

“Charge!” A minion yells at the forefront. Almost immediately after, Gru’s minions shoot their fart guns in sync, blanketing the area in a thick, brown cloud!

(Cue Despicable Minds- Death Battle Fanmade Track)

“Ughh…” Megamind groans, hopping off of the pavement. “What is that awful stench?”

Gru had somehow applied a gas mask in time and kicks his opponent’s crotch whilst he was dazed. He kicks Megamind to the floor and pulls out his shrink ray, aiming it at Megamind.

“I’ve got you cornered!” Gru says, rubbing his injured forehead.

“Oh no…” Megamind groans. “What now?”

Megamind’s body shrinks so that he’s a fraction of his former size, his entire body barely being able to sit on the tip of Gru’s finger. Gru hovers Megamind above his head with the as if he were some insect, only to throw him at his minions.

“Yeah!” The minions cheer and beat their fists against their chests. Megamind rolls over and pulls out a switch, reduced to a smaller size, and flipped it.

Brainbots swarmed together and pushed minions out of Megamind’s way, allowing him to slowly slip through the city streets. He pulled out the De-Ray and switched to DePower. Megamind would deactivate the ray, and therefore it would change him back to his normal size!

Gru fended off hordes of Brainbots with his Freeze Ray, but they pushed him to a point where he stepped on the shrink ray, a terrible mistake.

Megamind slowly grew back to normal size and released a volley of slaps, kicks and punches toward Gru, who reeled back and whipped out his Lipstick Taser, striking and electrocuting Megamind.

Megamind whimpers and rushes behind a wave of Brainbots, flipping his switch again and ordering the robots to attack Gru. He fends them off one by one and reloads his Freeze Ray.

“Hiding behind your robots… hm?” Gru mutters searching around for his target. “Lucky for you… the gorls have me play hide and seek!”

Gru turns around and fires his freeze ray towards the edge of a building. Miraculously, it doesn’t hit the building, but something in front of it! It was Megamind’s invisible car, which just so happened to be null of it’s owner.

Gru turns around desperately. “What? I just saw him go in here…”

Suddenly, a maniacal laugh is heard in the distance- almost instantly, a swarm of Brainbots rushes towards Gru in missile-like formations, with Megamind leading the charge!

“Haha! En garde!” Megamind flaunts his severe numbers advantage, as multiple minions have either retreated or have been heavily injured. Gru stands tall, though.

As the missiles of Brainbots rush towards him, Gru weaves through them effortlessly, almost as if he had done it before. He lands on the floor with a heroic pose, only for the swarms to turn around and strike him in the back!

Gru rolls across the floor, clearly in pain. He forces himself up and wipes blood from his lip.

“Unfortunately for you…” Gru cackles as he stands tall.

“I’m not going down any time soon!

Gru’s car, which had somehow survived the surmised chaos, sprouts wings and flies towards Megamind, sputtering as it does! In one quick action, Gru leaps from the crater and unto the flying-car and quickly draws the Freeze Ray, shooting at Megamind’s swarm!

The swarm of Brainbots moves in normally unachievable movements, dodging each blast from the ray gun, and completely enveloping Gru’s flying machine.

Felonious eventually overpowers the swarm, and in a big, cyan flash of light, the regiment of Brainbots was divided, allowing Gru to catch up to Megamind’s standpoint and grab him by the collar!

“Ooh… you’re gonna get it!” Gru mumbles to Megamind as he orders the minion inside of his device to fly as high as he could.

"I’ve got a bad feeling about this!” Megamind screams, referencing a popular Science-Fiction series, and as soon as they hit the highest altitude, from the top of the ship, Gru releases Megamind!

Megamind begins to fall to his fate in front of the now-setting sun. Basking in cliche, Megamind’s monologue begins, despite him still falling to his death!

“Here's my day so far; I’ve been attacked for false reasons, shot in the arm and now I’m falling to my death! Granted, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that’s right. I’m actually doing a monologue.”

Completely unaware of his fourth-wall-break, Megamind whips out the switch he uses to control his Brainbots.

“But that baldy’s gonna get it…!”

With a flick of the switch, the Brainbots cover Megamind and save him from hitting the ground, just in time to look directly towards Gru, who was cruising away in his car, believing he had won.

“You…”

Gru turns around after hearing that annoying, booming voice.

“Oy vey… can’t he just let a superhero get back to work?”

Despite being in a giant orb made of Brainbots, Megamind could somehow hear him.

“Oh… you’re a hero alright… just not a super one!”

Gru, clearly agitated, flies his car towards Megamind in attempts to ram into his sphere.

“I really don’t think there’s a difference.” Gru yells while his car speeds forward.

“Oh, there is one…” Megamind’s orb begins to unfurl, with grey clouds pouring over the skies after the orb opens.

“Ugh… what is it?” Gru groans, putting his palm on his face.

Just as the car was about a mile away from the orb, it exploded into a mess of Brainbots, with a giant robotic suit coming out of it!

“Presentation!”

The robot practically hovers towards the car, using the remaining Brainbots to hover towards Gru! Megamind moves around inside the warsuit, making the armor do what he does! In a split-second, the suit grabs Gru’s car and begins to crush it, only for the AVL agent to switch on some boosters and propel backwards, saving himself from inevitable doom.

The car veers to the left and darts forward, creating a large gash in the robot with its wing.

“And now- the grand finale!” Gru yells with extravagance, smashing his hands against multiple buttons. Missiles fire out of every conceivable area of the car, bolting towards Megamind’s suit!

“Oh gosh- oh gosh!” Megamind frantically panics as he presses every button and pulls every switch to counter what Gru was using. He smashed a big, red eject button and was shot out of the front of his mech like a ragdoll! The missiles collided with his suit and it burst into millions of small, metallic pieces.

“You will never be forgotten…” Megamind laments, being interrupted shortly after by a loud slam. He had hit the top of Gru’s car!

With his blood-soaked hands quivering, Megamind pointed the De-Ray down at Gru’s car. Before shooting, he screamed triumphantly.

“Activate… the Death Ray!”

With a blast of blue light, the car was transformed into what looked like an ice cube! Gru and Megamind both tumbled down, screaming.

“I’m… finishing… my mission!” Gru angrily retorts, swinging his fist at Megamind, who reeled his head back to dodge.

“Oh… you aren’t finishing anything!” Megamind states, pressing a button.

“FIRE!”

From outside of the Earth’s atmosphere, a satellite-looking device shot down a golden beam!

“Goodbye, baldy!” Megamind waves to Gru. He presses another button, and a large copper ball, similar to the one Megamind used against Tighten, envelops the blue alien, working as a shield of sorts.

As Gru hits the ground, he clutches his chest and looks up, Megamind’s steel ball right next to him.

After Megamind’s maniacal, yet muffled cacophony of laughs, Gru begins to monologue.

“Ugh… someone, tell the Gorls I’ll be late to dinner tonight…”

The golden beam crashes down into the city, completely eviscerating everything but Megamind’s copper ball! Once the chaos subsides, Megamind’s metal shield opens up, and the first thing he sees is a destroyed city, and a charred scarf.

“I did it.”

KO!

Ending Screen A: Megamind is seen pumping his fist and holding a boombox, celebrating his victory!

Ending Screen B: One of Gru’s minions walks across the charred city and sees Gru’s burnt scarf. He begins to tear up, and screams.

Results[]

Kitty: Wait, is Megamind still a hero? He just blew up his home city!

Puppy: This was a tricky match, with Gru being way stronger and faster, but unfortunately for our favorite long-nosed, moon-stealing hero, he didn’t have much else going for him.

Kitty: Yeah! Megamind was definitely more seasoned in the art of combat, considering he actually specializes in direct fights, while most of Gru’s villainy was moreover stealth based, a skill that wouldn’t be able to help him in a direct fight.

Puppy: Also, Megamind was also tons more experienced than Gru, considering he started villainy and combat in a sense at a much younger age than Felonious did, too.

Kitty: Sure, if we just stripped them naked and had them fight like true men, it would’ve easily tipped in Gru’s favor, but Megamind’s weapons are not only more diverse and lethal than Gru, but have way better one-shot potential, considering if Megamind got one good hit in with the De-Ray, Gru would be reduced to a cube, nothing more!

Puppy: The thing is, however, Gru was so much faster, that Megamind wouldn’t be able to dehydrate him. Sure, Megamind has kept up with Metro Man, but Gru being able to dodge light is far beyond what Megamind has done in terms of speed!

Kitty: And Gru was also way stronger than Megamind, considering he’s fought El Macho, who blew up the tip of a volcano!

Puppy: But Megamind’s insane advantage in endurance not only let him survive what Gru had to offer, but be able to outlast him as well, considering he could take direct blows from Tighten, a hero capable of bringing a city into ruin in a few minutes!

Kitty: You didn’t need a Megamind to figure this out, and Felonious suffered a Gru-some fate.

Puppy: The Winner is Megamind.

Next Time on Death Battle![]

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Villainous Heroes
New Project 155
Season 1
Season Episode 2
Air date N/A
Written by Izzy1988
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Interlude[]

Jon: In a world where stealing and crimes there's many guys out there who are kind of true evil.

Garfield: But sometimes they ain’t bad all the time.

Jon: Like Felonious Gru. The despicable villain.

Garfield: And Megamind. The villain of Metro City. He’s Jon and I’m Garfield.

Jon: And it’s our job to analyze their strength, feats, and stats to find out who would win… a Death Battle.

Gru is despicable in DEATH BATTLE[]

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Jon: Felonious Gru grew up in a harsh house. His mom was mean and she didn’t think anything he did was special.

Garfield: Until one day he became a SUPERVILLAIN!

•Real Name: Felonious Gru

•Age 44-47

•Gender: Male

•Adopted 3 kids

•Has yellow banana loving minions

•Has been both a villain and a hero

Jon: He has been a hero and a villain in the first move him being a villain and him turning into a hero.

Garfield: He has these yellow things called minions. He probably created a prototype of them when he was a kid.

Jon: His inventions as a kid were only the start. He created a lot of inventions too. Like the freeze ray and some other ones

•Freeze Gun

•Anti-Gravity gun

•Sleeping Cookies

•Shrink Ray

•Fart Gun

•Super Fart Gun

•Rocket Launcher

•Lipstick Taserrrrrr

•Jelly Gun

Garfield: These weapons have taken down villains like El Macho, Vector, and Balthazar Bratt.

Jon: El Macho is strong and Gru survived hits from him.

Garfield: El macho broke through a brick wall while walking.

Jon: The force to break a brick wall is 180 newtons or 3,000 lbs of force!

Garfield: That’s only walking!

Jon: He has dodged ballistic missiles. Ballistic missiles can go up to 15,000 miles per hour.

Garfield: Which means his reaction speed are of the charts

Jon: His speed is only human level with him only outrunning a chicken.

•Has defeated Vector, El Macho, and Bratt

•Has dodged missiles

•Punched a shark

•Survived punches from El Macho

•Made inventions when he was a kid

Jon: Since he was a kid he was doing this stuff.

Garfield: Gru has a kart and plunger that can stick to anything.

Jon: You think the plunger is cool?

Garfield: It was a steep and slippery wall and plungers don’t usually stick to that.

Jon: He has a humongous car that has weapons, has secret stealing machines, and can turn into an airplane!

Garfield: Wow. That’s crazy.

Jon: When there’s evil around, better call Gru and his minions.

Garfield: WAIT! We didn’t talk about the minions.

Jon: Well… Gru has fought a whole army full of the purple minions and they’re super smart too.

Garfield: Should we include them in the fight?

Jon: Yeah sure.

Megamind tries to take over DEATH BATTLE[]

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Jon: Megamind a young baby sent to earth when the Glaupunk Quadrant was dying.

Garfield: Sounds a lot like Superman.

Jon: But instead he turned into a villain!

•Real Name: Unknown

•Age: 30ish

•Species: Alien

•Originally had Minion as a pet. Now it’s his friend

•Has a girlfriend after he turned hero

•Was both a hero and a villain

•Friends with Metro Man

Garfield: Wait both our combatants have some alien life named minions!

Jon: Megamind thought he had to be a villain because he didn’t hear the last words his parents said to him.

Garfield: That’s harsh.

Jon: He has survived hits from Tighten who has carried part of a skyscraper.

Garfield: With the calculations of how big the part of the building was, the force was 115397387.9132932 lbs or 57698.693956646602601 tons of tnt.

Jon: He dodged hits from tighten too. So his reaction speed is 23.1415324430345 miles per hour.

•Has defeated Tighten

•Has fought Metro Man

•Been punched through 5 floors of a skyscraper

•So many inventions

Garfield: He has a lot of inventions too. Like the De-Gun and anything that can do almost everything.

Jon: His robots, guns, and inventions are what make Megamind… Megamind.

Garfield: And his big head. I mean brain

•De-Gun

•Diffuser Gun

•Holo-Watch

•Knock-out Spray

•Forget Me stick

•Blower Glove

Jon:Megamind wasn’t destined to be a villain he was destined to be a hero.

Garfield: His suits have defeated tighten who knows what Megamind will to do to Gru.

Jon: Megamind wants to be the bad guy but he was the good guy all along

Pre-Fight[]

Garfield: Ok we got every weapon and feats.

Jon: We ran the data through all possibilities.

Garfield: It’s time for a Death Battleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Fight[]

Megamind was chilling in his lair with Minion. “Hey Megamind, somebody is doing crime,” Minion said. “And?” Megamind said, confused. “Somebody is fighting him.” Megamind looked mad and frustrated

Megamind goes where the crime was and looked at Gru. “Hey, that is my bad guy!” Gru looked at him and said “I am w-was a supervillain and I changed now I’m a hero, big head!” Megamind looked at him “Long nose. And I’m a hero too” FIGHT!

Gru grabs his freeze ray. “Freeze Ray!” Megamind dodges the freeze blast and tries to punch Gru. Gru grabs Megaminds hand and throws him away. Megamind pulls out his Holo-Watch without Gru noticing and turns into Lucy. “Gru come over here! He’s dead” Gru looks down. “There’s nothing th-“ Megamind kicks him in the face.

“You actually believed that?” Megamind was laughing when Gru punched him. Gru grabbed the Freeze Ray but Megamind had the De-Gun. He set it to Dehydration then Gru shot it but Megamind shot the dehydration gun at the same time.

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“You can’t do that to my Freeze Ray!” Megamind smirked. “Yes I can” Gru looked angry

Gru pulled out his lipstick taser and shocked Megamind. Megamind looked unfazed. “I’m an alien, that can’t hurt me.” Gru looked at him. Megamind changed his gun to Demoralize. “I can make you lose hope to win the match” Gru pulled out his anti-gravity gun. “And I can make you float to space.” Megamind shot it as soon as he was done but Gru dodged it again. Gru pulled out his jelly gun. “If this can turn Purple Minion monsters to regular, this should do the opposite to you!”


Megamind went to his lair. “Give me the robot!” The robot rose from the ground. Megamind gets in it. Gru went in his car and flew up. Gru targeted the robot and shot. Megamind’s robot took the bullets just fine. Megamind and his robot flew too. Gru grabbed his minions and let him loose on the robot. The minions started to rip it apart. “Haha get him minions!”

Megamind flew up from his eject seat and went through the car. Megamind put the gun to Destroy. Gru grabbed his rocket launcher. They fired at the same time and there was a big explosion. They landed on the ground, fainted. Both bloody. Megamind got up and shot his gun again. “That was good and evil. And you were evil.” Gru was dead.

Results[]

KO!

Garfield: Megamind won? That’s impossible.

Jon: Though Gru's reaction speed was better than Megamind’s he couldn’t get the chance to hit him.

Garfield: Megamind’s speed was incredible and his arsenal was just as matched as Gru’s.

Jon: Gru’s speed was human level, only being to outrun a chicken.

Garfield: He has made suits that withstand Tighten! That’s a lot of just force.

Jon: Overall Megamind had the upper hand in almost everything except maybe in strength.

Garfield: Gru was Despicable but he didn’t have a Megamind.

Jon: The winner is Megamind

Next Time[]

Must kill Sonic

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Trivia[]

  • The connections between Gru and Megamind is they both originally strives for villainy in their childhoods after a tragic event (Megamind’s planet being blown up and Gru’s parents divorcing) but after sympathizing with a girl that they originally used for their evil plots (Or three girls, in Gru’s case), they become protectors of the cities they originally hoped to take over.
  • This Death Battle would be sprite animated.
  • The soundtrack for this Death Battle would be “Despicable Minds,” referencing Despicable Me’s title and Megaminds… well, mega mind.
    • The Soundtrack cover would be Gru’s logo made out of ice cubes, with Megamind’s Brainbots holding it up.

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