| Grinch VS Rudolph | |
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| Season | 1 |
| Overall Episode | ? |
| Season Episode | ? |
| Air date | December 25th, 2022 |
| Written by | Triforce54 |
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Grinch VS Rudolph is the Christmas Special episode of Triforce54's DEATH BATTLE!, featuring the Grinch who stole Christmas fighting Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
Description[]
The meanest one and the reindeer, both famous in both their frontiers. They fight to the death, one taking last breath, it's time for a DEATH BATTLE! this year.
Interlude[]
Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston
Boomstick: Hey Wiz, do you ever wonder why we're here?
Wiz: Boomstick...
Boomstick: I mean, why ARE we here? Did some big old man with a scraggly beard in the sky plop out some kids, or-
Wiz: Boomstick!
Boomstick: What?
Wiz: Stick to the script!
Boomstick: But this battle it's ... so pointless and stupid. I don't wanna-
Wiz: Two symbols of acceptance in society and protection of seasonal holiday culture enter the ring here today. The Grinch who stole Christmas.
Boomstick: Sigh, and Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer ... God help me. You know the drill, so let's get to it.
Wiz: It's our job to-
Boomstick: Analyze two fictional children characters and see who can kill each other first. Alright, back to ma beer and chili dogs.
Wiz: Boomstick, you promised that you'd come to Jocelyn's Staff Christmas celebration.
Boomstick: What staff?! It's just me, you, Jocelyn, Marshall, and D.U.M.M.I.!
Wiz: What about that muppet thing we had?
Boomstick: Didn't we eat him?
Wiz: Wait, what-
Boomstick: Darn it all! Bah humbug!
The Grinch[]
Cues: How The Grinch Stole Christmas 1966 - Opening
Wiz: Inside a snowflake, like the one on your sleeve, there happened a story you must see to believe.
Boomstick: But inside Wiz's terrible monologue of rhyme, I take another swig of this bottle of wine.
Wiz: Stick to the script!
Boomstick: Make me, Frosty! You forced me to come to this party, so I'll do as I please!
Wiz: Okay, just because last time you met Jocelyn under the mistletoe-
Boomstick: It horrible! How about YOU kiss her this time, jeez!
Wiz:
Rudolph[]
Cues: Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer - Theme Song
(The song plays for a little bit)
Boomstick: ...And Richard S. Nixon!
Wiz: That's not how the song go-
Boomstick: Shut up! This party sucks
Death Battle[]
Results[]
Next Time[]
Trivia[]
- The connections between the Grinch and Rudolph are that they are both popular fictional characters associated with Christmas, having popular animated specials often rewatched by many.
- However, they are the antithesis of each other, as the Grinch initially hated Christmas while the main purpose of reindeer like Rudolph is for them to help Santa deliver presents.