Beginning[]
Which of these two super natural foes with a black rope and deadly scythe will win in death battle!
Introduction[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY&feature=emb_title
Wiz: The deadly Scythe, a tool for cutting crops from grass to wheats in a farmland.
Boomstick: But you know what can make it cooler, using as a weapon in battle throughout the history. Especially making it giant to cut a guy in halve.
Wiz: Like these two warriors who reap the souls with their choice of scythe into battles, like Grim, the angle of death and best friend to Billy and Mandy.
Boomstick: And Lord Death, the headmaster of Death Weapon Meister Academy. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Grim Reaper[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMPdoFgJFzU
Wiz: For every beginning, there is the end, and in the end you will meet the Grim Reaper carrying his scythe ready to reap your soul.
Boomstick: There a been many forms of the Grim reaper though out the pop culture from one dressing up like a member of rock band, an anime boy who is part hollow, and even one who shred and wear baseball cap sideways.
Wiz: And they’re one of the most iconic grim reaper in Cartoon Network, the Grim Reaper, the reaper of souls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdOhq46tBMM
Boomstick: Strange that the personification of death have a Jamaican accent, I would thought he would would something more menacing voice.
Wiz: He was originally to be voiced by by Jonathan Harris to give him a British accent; however, Greg Eagles was hired and intended to give Grim a Swedish accent but did a Jamaican accent instead.
Boomstick: Huh, the more you know. Anyway, his life didn’t start out as the Grim Reaper, he started his life as the resident of The Underworld with his family where he attend high school learning how to scare children for there…
Wiz: Wrong high school Boomstick.
Boomstick: Oops, I mean learning something where he get bullied by the Boogeyman where he just to be a singer or a swim suit model.
Wiz: But like all dreams, after going college with Santa Claus, he still become the Grim reaper who collects the soul whose time have ended in the mortal world where few can cheat death.
Boomstick: Especially when he meet his match, Billy and Mandy, they live in the suburbs of Endsville who live pretty much normal lives who have a pet hamster.
Wiz: When it was Mr. Snuggles tenth year birthday, Grim come the reap his soul where the two children challenge him to one of the most grueling challenge that men ever invented.
Boomstick: Limbo! Who ever wins keeps Mr. Snuggles, and he was so confident that he was be their best friends forever if they win.
Wiz: Being a master of Limbo, he was about to win when Mandy cheated the game by commanding Mr. Snuggle to attack Grim making him lost to him force to be their best friend for all eternity.
Boomstick: Now he must go on adventures from fighting half-spider and half-woman to helping Santa who turn into a vampire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEhOtQ04zko&list=PL5WDh_K8laUAta_30yvFKgYKwN8U7_rmg&index=6
Wiz: He carries his most iconic weapon, the Reaper’s Scythe!
Boomstick: (Pulling it out.) These bad boy can carve a swath of death and despair throughout history where it can blacken the skies and redden the seas with blood leaving nothing but a corpse without the head.
Wiz: It more than a regular Scythe…
Boomstick: Does it shoot Bullets!
Wiz: I think you thinking of Ruby’s Scythe. His Scythe can do more than that, it can reaps the soul of his victims, can turn into a lightsaber, have a tractor beam so powerful it can pull the moon out of orbit, can brainwash people, and even allow him to travel into different dimension and time.
Boomstick: And whatever the Scythe slice through, it can’t be put together, allow him pass through durability.
Wiz: While he can summon his Scythe back, he learn some magic powers throughout the ages.
Boomstick: He learn flight, shoot lasers, learn to control fire, can summon monsters, and his ultimate attack where he drastically increase the size of his Scythe to create a deadly green portal to release an army of souls.
Wiz: Being over 1.4 millions year old, he have use the moon as a bowling ball to Nergal destroy the sun with a baseball bat. He was able to flew from earth to the sun in seconds with his head getting exploded.
Boomstick: He have survive an explosion that equal to 5 Teraton of TNT and when the Delightful children combine with billy with Grim’s Scythe and Harold’s lucky pants where they gain power from the Power Puff girls. You know the little girls who can survive attacks that can destroy the planet. Beside Limbo, how does a person cheat death.
Wiz: A person can steal his Scythe away where his major powers come and his Scythe can be broken.
Boomstick: Good luck with any fool who dare to cheat death, as everybody will meet their end.
Grim: I don't like mixing business with pleasure, but I'm really going to enjoy this!
Lord Death[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ltSllItdww&list=PL66BEA1B060404D7C&index=3
Wiz: A sound soul dwells within a sound mind and a sound body, the human soul is the spiritual part of your body that make you… well you. The souls in Soul Eater’s universe allow Meister and demon weapon to have incredible powers.
Boomstick: That why people shouldn’t be walking around the city in the dark, or they would encounter an evil person who carries a Kishin egg and who hunt down souls where they have the chance to become a Kishin that can wipe out humanity.
Wiz: To combat the evil forces that would end the line of humanity, a school was built to protect the people by training Meister and their demon weapons to maintain world order.
Boomstick: And the Founder and headmaster of Death Weapon Meister Academy is Lord Death, The Grim Reaper.
Lord Death: Well hello, son! What's up? It's good to see you! I've forgotten how cute those stripes on your hair are.
Boomstick: Death looking at bit… Goofy. Are you sure he is the Grim Reaper? He look more a cartoony character than the entity that collect souls.
Wiz: Don’t let his looks fool you, he is a true god who are Devine beings who have kept the world in order with him being The Grim Reaper where he must maintain the balance between good and evil.
Boomstick: So does he goes around collecting souls and decide who die?
Wiz: Actually no, they don’t control when the people die or that Lord Death doesn’t go outside the city. We going to explain that later. Also that it isn’t his original form, his more cartoonish form was created when forming the academy.
Boomstick: Well 800 hundred years ago, he created the world including the humans where he keep the order with the help from Eibon and Arachne who built demon tools from the external spring to Madness Cannon.
Wiz: Seeing the power of the Witches are gaining with their clever smarts, they created the demon weapons inspired by Excalibur realized that it run on witch souls that maybe gonna ruin the order that he shut the project down.
Boomstick: But Arachne stole the blueprints and lured him into the Island called well Lost Island by staging explosion where she then explode the entire island while he was on it, but he survive the explosion where they fought that he wound her in Loew Village.
Wiz: When she fled, he thought he die from her wounds, so feeling accomplished. He would try to become a God of Absolute Order by cutting his fears by turning them into fragment into a human calling his first born son Asura.
Boomstick: But then his son start breaking rules from eating innocent soul like a crazy man becoming a Kishin, I don’t think sending to his room will work.
Wiz: So, they battle to death with Lord Death being the victor to that Asura couldn’t be kill, so Lord Death skin him alive using his skin as a sack to seal him where Death anchored his body and soul in the city to make sure that the Kishin wouldn’t be awaken again.
Boomstick: On April 2, He form the Academy to stop anymore Kishin from being created, so he create his cartoony form so that he wouldn’t scare away the children.
Wiz: Learning from his first mistake, he create Death the Kid from limiting his power and making him immature so that he won’t have to skin another son.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMrwcSjfFg8
Boomstick: So, being the Grim reaper, what is his weapon?
Wiz: Do you mean who.
Boomstick: What?!
Wiz: He wield Sprit Albarn, or better known as the Death Scythe!
Boomstick: Despite being one of Death most powerful weapon, he have been caught having extramarital affairs that his wife file for a divorce.
Wiz: Lord Death have great control over his Soul Wavelength, it’s the wavelength that the soul releases a rhythm where they can determined a person personality. And it allow the weapon to be pair up with a Meister.
Boomstick: Wiz… I didn’t understand that one bit.
Wiz: Just image the Meister and the weapon like an electrical guitar to its AMP, the sound come from electrical guitar is not very strong. But, when connected to an AMP it increase the wavelength to improve the amount of power they can wield.
Boomstick: So, pretty much when they combined they become more powerful?
Wiz: Pretty much yes, with that Death possess soul wavelength called power of a god, and with Soul Wavelength they can use Soul Resonate where the Meister’s Soul Wavelength is sent into the weapon to being send back and forward to create even more powerful wavelength to use use a deadly technique.
Boomstick: As a Great Old ones, he have the deadliest ability called Madness of Order where he can adpressed the human emotion making them lifeless.
Wiz: But believing in humanity, he won’t use it even in the most desperate times.
Boomstick: That not all he can do, he learn different techniques being able to deliver deadly blows with chops from his hands.
Wiz: Being able to regenerate from a hole in his chest, can stretch his arm length, and being over 800 years old.
Boomstick: His gloves aren’t for show, his karate glove reminding of a certain Sponge who live under the sea have. He can increase its size to chop on his foes and absorb energy.
Wiz: And finally he can release claws from his body with black skulls at the end allows him to slashing at foes, create a shield in a shape of a skull, a powerful yell by channeling great power, and can attack by releasing electrical-like shock waves.
Boomstick: He should be comparable to Black star who can lift one of the moon teeth or around 30 Kilotons.
Wiz: He have survive an island explosion and be comparable to black star who can dodge light beam attacks.
Boomstick: He is still able to die like any mortal man, but as the keeper of peace, he would do anything to keep the balance between the light and the dark.
Lord Death: Now, now. There's nothing wrong with being addicted to peace. In fact, lets get more and more addicted. After all, that would mean the world is all the more peaceful. Which is why we can't afford to ruin this peace. We'll just have to entrust to the rest of them.
Pre-Death Battle[]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set to let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5jf9GH8BX4&list=PL66BEA1B060404D7C&index=1
The battle take place in the academy under the sun laughing at the Students who are entering the building, and the students are talking about the movie that just appear in theaters called,” The Dawn of the Dinosaur.” It’s about a scientist who is playing god create a raptor with human intelligent to find the cure for brain cancer when the dinosaurs revolt and take over the world. In the crowd we see the main protagonists walking through with Black Star leading them while wearing the 3-D.
Black Star: That movie was amazing! With all the fighting and seeing that car slamming through that building and exploding. I’m excited to watch it again.
Tsubaki: I’m glad you enjoy it Black star, especially when the hero slice a T.Rex head off, did you enjoy the movie Maka and Soul?
Soul: The movie wasn’t bad, but I feel like the movie just created just to show the gore. Its got so gory that even Crona cover his face.
Crona: Sorry, I couldn’t take it when a soldier got cut in halve vertically by a helicopter blade. The way we see his face in horror knowing that he will never see his family again.
Ragnarok: What you mean, that was the best part, I was laughing all the gory part.
Maka: Don’t worry Crona, some the scene make me also me Queasy, anyway I though the was good.
Death the Kid: While I did enjoy the movie, the fighting choreography was terrible from poor reaction hits and the timing is off.
Liz: Kid, during the entire movie you yell at every mistake that you throw your popcorn into the screen. Luckily Tsubaki was able to persuade the guard to allow you to watch the rest of the movie.
Death the Kid: It’s not my fault, the director should have work harder.
Patty: My turn! While I can’t remember some of the parts, I do remember when a guy got crush by two giant dinosaurs with the horns. He went, splat! (Slamming her two hands together with Crona face turning green and running to the trash can.)
Liz: (Maka following Crona.) Maybe you can’t remember because you were stuffing your face with a ton of candy in your mouth.
Patty: Oh yeah, I remember, at least they taste good.
Black Star: My favorite part is when the hero jump to the first floor in the staircase wielding two machine gun in his hands killing each raptor as he traveling down while doing awesome flips!
Patty: I can’t remember that part?
Black Star: Then let the great Black Star show you how it happen!
Tsubaki: Are you sure Black Star, you could get hurt. ( He start climbing on the building to get ready for the big jump.)
Soul: Hey Black Star, what type of flowers should I bring you when you enter the infirmary.
Black Star: Don’t bother, for I will do the incredible stunt! (Standing on top ready for the jump.) Here I go!
Liz: Should we stop him.
Kid: Once he start, they’re nothing that can stop him.
Black star jump from the building doing multiple flips in the air as his friends watch below.
Crona: Hey, what did I miss.
Soul: He doing a trick from the movie.
Maka: But did the person do thirty flips.
Miraculous, Black star is doing every flip correctly that he friends start cheering him on when out of nowhere Black Star land on his neck making a huge cracking noise as the others look in horror.
Tsubaki: Black Star!
Patty: (As they rush to help him) Strange, wonder why that did that in the movie.
Liz: Because it wasn’t on purpose.
As they rush toward Black Star, he get up to stretch his arms and rubbing his neck that it shock the others.
Black Star: Ouch, maybe I should have make the left turn instead.
Tsubaki: Black Star, are you okay.
Black Star: Beside my stiff neck, then yes, it would take more than that to end me!
Maka: Good, you gave all of us a heart attack.
However, they soon discover a green portal just have been open with Grim coming out from the portal cover in Nerf Suction darts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVOtuE83bA0
Mandy: (From the other side of the portal.) You better make it quick Grim, I want to watch my enemy look in horror as I put their head on wooden sticks.
Grim: (Shaking off the darts off him) You know I have a life, I still have to reap souls!
Mandy: Stop making excuses and do it quick or you will be the first one.
Grim: (Grumbling.) Fine.
Billy: And after that we can swim the chocolate sea again. ( Grim shake in fear.)
Grim: (The portal close.) Oh Yeah, what I’m hear to do again.
Soul: Hey Skeleton, what you doing here?
Grim: Now I remember, Black Star.
Black Star: Yeah, what you want.
Grim: I’m here to reap your soul, (Pulling out his scythe.) Please hold still, I want to make it as little of a mess as possible. You just need to put your neck here.
Black Star: Yeah right, as I will let you reap my soul, let go Tsubaki!
Tsubaki: Okay Black Star!
He transform Tsubaki into a ninja sword as he get ready for the fight as the other also transform their demon weapon ready for battle.
Maka: We’re here for you Black Star!
Kid: We will teach him a lesson to not mess with us.
Grim: Great, just my luck, I have to end up in a universe where everybody can transform weapons, but at least I can have fun trying.
In the end of the Hallway, Lord Death appear to hear the commotion that the body of students are making.
Lord Death: What is the problem students, did Black Star fighting again?
Grim: What the! Who you supposed to be.
Lord Death: Me, I’m Lord Death! What being you here to this academy, I hope you not here to cause havoc.
Grim: You copy cat, how dare you make me look like a fool!
Lord Death: Pardon me?
Grim: The robe, the skeleton face, and the color! Are you also carries a Scythe and called the Grim reaper!
Lord Death: Well technically I’m the Grim Reaper, and one of my Death Weapon is a Scythe. Then yes.
Grim: (His face Turing red with smoke coming out of his ears.) You dare to dress up as me like a cartoony fool! I will not allow it, I put the end of it right here. Before I deal with Black Star, I will be calling my…
In an instant, Lord Death Karate chop Grim Reaper in his head.
Lord Death: I may let you mock me, but when you start making threats to one of my students, then we have a problem.
Grim: You have more than that when I done with you.
Fight!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5UVcadjYPU
The camera quickly circle around the fighters as they get ready for battle as they are surrounded by the students, and Lord Death start the battle by closing the distance to deliver a chop when Grim block the attack with his Scythe and do a horizontal swipe. Lord Death duck under the attack to deliver an uppercut knocking Grim Head off of his body.
Lord Death: You better not lose you head.
Grim: Man, you’re puns are corny!
Grim Body then start swiping with his scythe as Lord Death Block the attack, but Grim shoot flames from his eyes as his head still flying in the sky. Lord Death make a hole in his gloves to absorb the flames, but the body of Grim was able to create a gust of wind pushing the headmaster into the wall, and the head of Grim land into of his body as he fix it back to place.
Grim: Nothing better than reuniting, time to teach this faker a lesson or two!
He transform his scythe into a lightsaber as he teleport behind Lord Death to deal a deadly blow but Lord Death block with his glove hands block the attack with sparks flying until Grim throw his lightsaber Scythe barley hitting Lord Death.
Lord Death: What that suppose to be.
Grim: I saw this one on a movie, hope it help me too!
Grim raise his hands to use his telekinesis powers to pull his lightsaber scythe toward him; however, Lord Death grab the weapon as throw it a mile away.
Lord Death: I Good thing I watch it also to know that trick.
Lord Death get close again to release a powerful electrical shockwave, but Grim Reaper teleport with his Scythe back to create a portal to protect him when he use his Scythe to pull a meteor from outer space slamming it against Lord Death and grow in giant size delivering two punches and kick sending him crashing into the building.
Franken Stein: Hey Spirit, do you know where the Lord Death and the students are, we been waiting for him during a meeting.
Spirit Albarn: No, just heard that there been a fight in the front of the school.
Franken Stein: Let hope… ( Lord Death crashing into the hallway nearly hitting them)
Spirit Albarn: What the!
Franken Stein: What happening Lord Death!
Lord Death: Cant explain, Spirit Albarn, transform quickly!
Spirit Albarn: Yes Lord Death. (Thinking) Oh, if Maka see me in action, she will be so proud of me! She will say how brave I am and…
Lord Death: Stop daydreaming! (Karate chop him) This is serious!
Spirit Albarn: Oh right, sorry! (Transform into a scythe.)
Grim Reaper: Hope I wasn’t taking too long, now where are we. Oh yeah, me kicking your butt!
Lord Death: (Revealing his scythe.) Time to end this!
Grim: Couldn’t agree more!
They clash at each other with their scythe in their hand with every blows until Grim creta a large spike from the ground that Lord Death barley avoid.
Spirit Albarn: What a powerful foe yet, but he still going down!
Lord Death: Couldn’t agree more!
Lord Death then create a powerful yell that send Grim flying the air where they quickly dash in to deal the deadly blow when Grim block the attack to shooting energy beams from his hands where Lord Death once again create a hole in his gloves to absorb the energy and deliver a powerful chop so powerful that it send Grim into the ground creating a large crater below. Lord Death fly to the bottom using soul resonate to increase the power of the Scythe.
Lord Death: This is the end of you vile villain!
He swipe with his Scythe that coming toward Grim when Grim do the impossible by ducking so low to the ground like in a game of limbo to dodge the attack.
Spirit Albarn: No, Thats imposible!
Grim: (Using his power to hypnotize them.) Impossible isn’t in my dictionary book! ( He grow bigger than the buildings he next too.) Goodbye Faker!
With a single chop he chop Lord Death in halve with Spirit Albarn being thrown by Lord Death to save him.
Spirit Albarn: Lord Death!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMY5jRwD1BE
With the battle end, Grim sighs in relive that the battle is over, but then he see Death the Kid on his skateboard ready for battle.
Kid: You pay for what you did today!
However, Grim use his telekinesis to send him into the ground quickly as he open a portal.
Grim: Not now, I have enough, (Pulling out a hourglass.) Wait a minute.
Maka: What, you’re here to take all of our souls.
Grim: Not that, It look like it wasn’t his time yet, so consider you lucky Black Star. But I would see a chiropractor if I was you. (He was about to leave.) Oh, and anther thing. Patricia Thompson, you better take it easy on the sweets, if you catch my drift. (He enter the portal as they try to understand what just happen.
Alternate ending[]
The battle is about to end with Grim Reaper about to slice Lord Death in halve when just in time Black Star transform Tsubaki into a Shuriken slicing off Grim arm that was holding the Scythe with both of the Scythe and him turning to their normal height.
Grim: How dare you slice my arm off.
Black Star: I hope you didn't forget me, I will stop you as I, the great Black Star will stop you!
Grim: You bit more than you can chew if you can think you can stop me!
Black Star: Then that why I call for backup!
As Grim about to grab his Scythe Death the Kid blast the Scythe into the air where on his skateboard he was able to grab it.
Kid: Maka, it your turn!
Liz: Let teach this loser what happen if he mess with lord Death!
Patty: Yeah, what she said!
Maka jump into the ground quickly dashing slicing the other arm of Grim where Crona using a sword slice the other legs to sending him in the air.
Kid: You're finish!
He create a powerful blast that destroy everybody except for his head where it land on the ground.
Grim: How humiliating, I would gotten away with it too if weren't for the meddling children, and the creepy black monster.
Ragnarok: How dare you talk like that to me, Let me at him! Let me at him!
Crona: But it's over Ragnarok.
Ragnarok: But I want to finish it! Let me kill him!
Spirit Albarn: (Grabbing Grim head off the floor with Spirit Albarn turning back to normal.) So, what should we do with him?
Grim: Just end my misery. ( Lord Death grabbing his Grim Head)
Lord Death: With pleasure! (He swing his arms very quickly that he send Grim head so fast his head catch on fire and slam into the sun that make the sun flinch.) Now that in the way, what should we do with this scythe?
Spirit Albarn: (Thinking.) If I have type of weapon, surely it would make her proud.
Franken Stein: We should destroy it, it do dangerous to keep it intact.
Spirit Albarn: But I want to try it out first! Think all the possibilities!
Lord Death: ( swing the scythe to create a portal.) Hold on Stein, before we destroy it, let do some experiment on it to see how powerful it is. It may be be very useful for the future. (He turn around to see a dead flower when he revive it bringing back to live.) Its very useful indeed.
Franken Stein: Fine, as long I can play around it then, its okay. But to make sure we only take it out with full security with you also being part of it.
Lord Death: Of course, anyway, Maka. I need you for a greatest mission yet.
Maka: (Start sweating.) What is it?
Lord Death: I need you... ( All of the character look serious)... to tell me what happen in the movie. I want every detail!
This shock all the character that they fell into the ground when Black Star come up with an idea.
Black Star: Hey Lord Death, let me show you that cool trick in the show!
Lord Death: Really, thank you Black Star.
He start climbing to to the top as the rest of them try to stop Black Star from doing it again with Franken Stein walking next to Lord Death.
Franken Stein: Should you stop him?
Lord Death: Don't worry Stein, I'm feeling that there will be order in the future.
Verdict[]
Boomstick: At least Kid can become the next Grim Reaper at least.
Wiz: Boomstick!
Boomstick: Hey, when life give you a gun that the killer use to kill your father, use the gun to get revenge.
Wiz: That a terrible analogy, anyway, while Lord Death is more experienced fighter who have train while Grim not usually a fighter unless he have to and Lord Death unique abilities could hold back Grim. It was more likely in multiple fights that Grim would win.
Boomstick: Strength is going for Grim when he was able to lift a giant moon like it was a bowling ball and being comparable to Nergal who can destroy the sun.
Wiz: He have survive attacks that destroy a country, way more than what Lord Death have survive.
Boomstick: He can travel from the earth to the sun multiple times faster than the speed of light while Lord Death being comparable to Black Star who can just barley dodge laser attacks that Travel at light speed.
Wiz: And the final nail for the coffin is that Grim's scythe can wrap reality that Lord Death cant defend against to that the Scythe can cut through anything canceling out his healing factor.
Boomstick: Look like Lord Death met his own death.
Wiz: The winner is The Grim Reaper.