Goku vs Saitama is a What-If? Death Battle.
Description[]
It's the match that everyone wanted to see! Which anime power house will win?
Intro[]
Wiz: Anime has had a wide variety of characters that are extremely strong, basically outclassing everyone else in their series.
Boomstick: Like Goku, the Super Saiyan.
Wiz: And Saitama, the One Punch Man. I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle?
Goku[]
(Cue this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFGY-PciwFU)
Wiz: After Frieza blew up his home planet, his parents send him to Earth, where he became a hero and was adopted by Grandpa Gohan.
Boomstick: Now doesn't that sound familiar?
Wiz: He trained alongside Krillin with this weird pervert named Master Roshi, and already he was able to run across water and lift boulders.
Boomstick: As he grew up, Goku became much stronger and stronger, eventually being able to become a Super Saiyan, which not only makes his hair yellow, but also gives him more power.
Wiz: His basic attacks include Ki Blasts, which are basic projectiles that can be fired up to 5 times. He also wields the Power Pole, which can extend very far and can be swung like a bat and with the Senzu Beans, he can heal wounds.
Boomstick: With the Flying Nimbus, he can travel anywhere on a cloud that looks like Cotton Candy. I'm surprised he hasn't ate it yet, 'cause I certainly would.
Wiz: Some other famous techniques of his include the Destructo Disk, Instant Transmission, which takes time to do, and the Kamehameha, which is a giant blue beam and is Goku's most famous attack.
Boomstick: He also has a bunch of transformations, the first being Kaio-Ken, which gives him a 200% power increase, though it drains him quickly.
Wiz: Super Saiyans 1-4 all give him 1,000% power increases, and then there's the new one that DB Super came out with, called Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan, which gives him at least a 10,000% power increase, but this isn't canon.
Boomstick: He's fast enough to dodge lasers, has defeated countless planet busters like Frieza and Cell, and had a clash with Beerus so strong that the universe felt it. He also is able to resist King Kai's Gravity, and managed to tank a planetary explosion.
Wiz: But Goku isn't very smart, as he hasn't received a formal education. He also is obsessed with food like your stereotypical anime protagonist, and has been defeated by things like a rock or a gun.
Boomstick: He also seems to have parenting issues, as he has a thousand freaking kids!
Wiz: But despite this, Goku is still one of anime's strongest protagonists.
Frieza: What..What are you?
Goku: I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good; nightmare to you!
Saitama[]
(Cue this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8XaV1yjabk)
Wiz: Saitama was originally a normal guy, but after doing one hundred pushups, one hundred sit ups, one hundred squats, and running ten kilometers every single day....
Boomstick: For three years!
Wiz: He lost all of his hair and gained superhuman strength, speed and endurance, and became the most powerful hero there was.
Boomstick: And he does it all without trying! Most of series is basically just him one shotting basically anyone that comes across him, with minor exceptions like Boros or Genos.
Wiz: This is called the Normal Series, which is basically Saitama not caring. In this state, Saitama was able to destroy a meteor and one shot many villains. Heck, he'll even let himself get beat up.
Boomstick: This is mostly because basically no one in the series can harm him.
Wiz: In his most powerful state called the Serious Series, he can destroy clouds and reflect planet destroying lasers with the Serious Punch. Other notable techniques include the Serious Consecutive Side Hops, where he creates after images.
Boomstick: Serious Table Flip is where he flips the battlefield, and is also supposed to be a play on words to the meme on the internet. And finally, there's the Serious Headbutt, which can obliterate a monster in one hit.
Wiz: Saitama is fast enough to catch a sword with his teeth and keep up with Speed of Sound Sonic, who can move up to Massively Hypersonic speeds. He has also split through the atmosphere, and came back to Earth from the moon in 4 seconds and destroyed a mountain with a punch.
Boomstick: But he's pretty cocky and he barely ever tries, so no one really knows his true power. When he does start trying though, his opponents don't last very long.
Saitama punches Speed of Sound Sonic in the balls.
Death Battle[]
On a grassy area somewhere on Earth, Saitama had just defeated another random monster and was ready to go home until he saw a cloud in the sky. It looked like cotton candy and it landed near him.
Goku: Hey, you look strong, wanna fight?
Saitama: OK.
Goku: Alright, let's go!
Fight!
(Cue this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FljmBUo7Szg)
Goku fired some Ki blasts at Saitama, who effortlessly flies past them and punches Goku in the face, sending Goku flying back into a tree, causing a mini explosion.
Saitama: I guess it's just another boring fig..
Before he could finish his speech, Goku teleported in front of him and punched him in the face, knocking him back. Goku follows up with a kick to the chin, before grabbing Saitama by the legs and throwing him into a tree.
Saitama gets up easily and flies towards Goku, throwing some quick punches at Goku, who dodges them and uppercuts Saitama, knocking him back. While Saitama was in the air, Goku threw a Destructo Disk in an attempt to hit him, but it is deflected by a simple punch.
Goku: What the?
Goku gets caught off guard by the Destructo Disk, but gets up and fires some Ki blasts at Saitama, who moves his head back and forth to dodge and then flies straight into Goku, nailing him in the stomach. Saitama rammed Goku into the ground multiple times while he was flying.
Goku wasn't gonna have this and smacked Saitama in the head with his Power Pole, forcing Saitama to let go. Goku then repeatidly smacks Saitama in the head before swinging it like a sword at Saitama, who catches it with his teeth, breaking it.
Goku: Wow!
Goku and Saitama then start trading blows for a while, moving around like they were teleporting before Saitama managed to get a lucky hit, knocking Goku into the air. Saitama then flies up to grab Goku, bringing him high into the air before meteor smashing him into the ground.
(*Cues: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is2Vu0CVu50 *)
Goku landed right on the Flying Nimbus right before he fell, saving his life. While the Nimbus was moving, Goku transformed into Super Saiyan 2, jumped off it, and flew it towards Saitama. Saitama saw this coming and swung his fist, but Goku teleported behind him and kicked him in the back.
Saitama flew forwards in pain, and before he could react, he got blasted by a Kamehameha to the face, launching him into a building, destroying it instantly. Saitama was badly injured, but he still managed to get up and decided to become serious.
While Goku was flying at him, Saitama lifted the entire city using Series Table Flip and threw it at Goku, who teleported out of the way and fired some Ki blasts at Saitama, who dodges a few and punches one towards Goku, who punches it back. Saitama then kicks it with full force, sending it flying towards Goku at rocketing speeds.
Goku blocks the attack, but it severely damages him. Realizing he needs to be stronger, he transforms into Super Saiyan God super saiyan and grabbed Saitama by the arms, teleporting him and Goku to Planet Namek.
(Cue this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN6rvpeRPEk)
Saitama throws Goku off him, but Goku flips in air and teleports right up to Saitama and punches him in the back of the head, causing Saitama to screech in agony as he got launched into a mountain. Saitama was heavily bleeding, but he decided he needed to bring out the big guns.
Saitama then flies up to Goku and throws his Series Punch right at Goku's stomach, but Goku doesn't even budge, which frightens Saitama. Saitama then attempts to fly away, but Goku grabs his cape.
Goku: It's over for you.
Goku then rapidly punches Saitama in the face over and over, before throwing him into the mountain, causing a mini explosion. Goku starts charging up a Kamehameha before firing it at the mountain, causing not only almost half the planet to explode, but also taking Saitama with it.
(Cue this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptQmnI31HMw)
Goku turns back to normal, and teleports away.
KO!
Goku is seen talking to his friends at Krillin's house about the fight.
Genos and the other heroes are seen trying to find Saitama.
Results[]
Boomstick: Oh boy, here comes the angry One Punch Man fans!
Wiz: This wasn't too close. In basically ever category, Saitama was heavily outmatched. While he can destroy clouds, Goku can effortlessly destroy planets and had a clash with Beerus that shook the universe.
Boomstick: Speed and durability were no brainers either. Saitama can tank quite a bit without caring, but Goku has tanked planetary explosions, which we have never seen Saitama tank. And in terms of speed, Goku can move Faster than light while Saitama is only Massively Hypersonic.
Wiz: And while Saitama was stronger than base Goku, as soon as he went Super Saiyan, Saitama was a goner. And to make things worse, Saitama had very little if not any ways to permanently put down Goku.
Boomstick: Looks like Saitama was beaten to the One Punch....Man.
Wiz: You really need to work on your puns. Anyway, the winner is Goku
Advantages and Disadvantages[]
Goku - WINNER
- +Stronger
- +Faster
- +More durable
- +Super Saiyan forms basically gave him the win
- +More experience
- = In Skill
- = In Intelligence
- -Saitama beats Base Goku
Saitama - LOSER
- = In Intelligence
- = In Skill
- +Stronger than Base Goku....
- ...-But gets utterly destroyed by his Super Saiyan forms
- -Outclassed