| Goku vs Kirby | |
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| Season 3, Episode unknown | |
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| Air date | Unknown |
| Written by | Bigthecat10 |
| Directed by | Bigthecat10 |
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Description
Two beings born to endangered species and sent to Earth , finally clash , Who comes out on top ?!
Interlude
Wiz: They were both born to dying races and sent away from their home planets following huge conflicts.
Boomstick: And ended up on Earth and spend their days kicking the ass of any villain they find , Goku the Saiyan Warrior
Wiz: And Kirby the pink and cute star warrior
Boomstick: In this battle Kirby will be able to absorb and copy Goku's ablites in order to make the battle fairer for him He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons armour and skills to find out who would win a Death battle !!
Goku
Wiz: As a infant Kakarot was sent away from Planet Vegeta just before the tyrant Lord Frieza destroyed The Planet killing most of the Saiyan race .
Boomstick: Dang what a mean person ! , Kakarot ended up on Earth and was raised by an old Man named Gohan , what did Kakarot do in return you may ask he killed the Old man , Poor guy.
Wiz: Taking the name Goku , he now set on his quest to become the greatest martial arts artist in the world , training under the great Master Roshi and King Kai , Goku eventually became the Ultimate warrior.
Boomstick: Goku was now a young adult, and got married , But turns out Goku was a pretty useless parent , instead of looking after the kid he would find the nearest Villian and ask them to babysit .
Wiz: Goku is a great fighter and has a variety of moves and techniques , he is a telepath , can read minds of others , heal people , and teleport instantly using instant transmission, where he put his fingers on his head and teleports to his next location.
Boomstick: Goku now has a power level of ' over 9000 !' , which is insanely powerful , almost enough to match the Legendary Super Saiyan , you know the guy the destroys planets for a living.
Wiz: Goku can perform a variety of offensive techniques with ki a spiritual energy that can be harnessed into energy blasts , that can be small enough to slightly damage someone to bigger longer beams capable of taking out hordes of enemies.
Boomstick: Goku's most deadly ki attack is a technique known as the Kamehameha , a blue energy blast , produced from cupped hands that can destroy buildings and powerful enemies so look out , if you see Goku staring at you , cupping his hands then run for your life!!
Wiz: Goku also has a flying cloud called Nimbus that allows him to fly several thousand miles per hour while on it.
Boomstick: But Goku can fly so the Yellow candy floss is kinda of pointless , I wonder if he would let me eat it !
Wiz: You can't eat it Boomstick!, Ahem Goku can fly several hundred miles per hour while flying, and has senizu beans magic beans that allow him to heal instantly.
Boomstick: So if he eats those beans from Jack in the Beanstalk he instantly heals , I thought a giant plant might start growing out of his mouth ..
Wiz: Anyways , Goku has the power pole a red stick , which he can beat enemies with and extend it on command knocking enemies back, and use a technique known as Kaio Ken , a mini transformation that boosts his power even more.
Boomstick: If Goku uses the Kaio Ken 20 the strongest Kaio ken he can use , he can become extremely Powerful, he also wields the Destruto Disc , a flat energy disc that does a light amount of damage , which he stole from his friend Krillin , what a loyal friend.
Wiz: If Goku shapes his hands into a V-Disc he produces the Super Kamehameha , a more stronger version of the Kamehameha , and also produce the Solar flare a blinding flash of energy that allows Goku to get away or launch a surprise attack on foes.
Boomstick: Goku can produce a blue sphere of positive energy drained from nearby life forms to completely beat the heck out of a Supervillian , if there is no Villian's around Goku can absorb it which makes him capable of punching right through his enemies.
Wiz: Goku can also produce the Dragon fist an attack with a Dragon like fist that can sometimes go right through an opponent if he wants to , Goku also has a variety of Transformations known as the Super Saiyan transformations.
Boomstick: These transformations boost his power and give Goku a blond makeover , with this transformation Goku defeated Freiza and killed him but brought him back to life because he's nice like that.
Wiz: Super Saiyan 2 gives Goku an immense power increase , but makes him lose some speed , Super Saiyan 3 makes him even stronger , making powerful enough to obliterate Opponents with a single punch.
Boomstick: But it comes a horrible price , it makes his Blond hair grow extremely long and ensures that no one will take him seriously, and drains his body of the most energy.
Wiz: But Goku's final Super Saiyan transformation is Super Saiyan 4 a transformation that makes him look half like an ape and gives him pink eye shadow , this form Doesn't drain as much as it's predecessor and is immensely powerful , allowing Goku to take on ridiculously powerful foes and defeat them .
Boomstick: Goku has even more transformations like the Super Saiyan God where Goku was able to fight on par with the God of Destruction Beerus and damage the Universe with his punches but that isn't even his final form Goku combined the SSG form with his SS creating the Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan where Goku was able to take on Golden Freiza and stay on par with him this form also has Blue hair
Wiz: Goku is extremely powerful he has taken on the likes of King Piccolo, Freiza , Androids , Cell , Majin Byu and other powerful entIties and survived he has even taken on Gods like Beerus and able to keep on par with him .
Boomstick: But in despite of all that Goku is hardly invincible , his physical body can be broken if it is damaged enough , and Goku prefers to fight his opponents fairly allowing them to reach their maximum potential before fighting them , something that has led to his defeat on multiple occasions.
Wiz: Goku's not very smart , despite some basic schooling Goku is pretty dumb , and prefers to spend most of his time fighting rather than learning which leaves him vulnerable to extremely smart foes And he can't breathe in space or underwater.
Boomstick: But it's worth Saiyan that is one hair dying guy you don't want to annoy , just Saiyan !!
Goku: I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good; nightmare to you!
Kirby
Wiz: There was once a Foul being called Nightmare who was intent on wiping out all life a group of saviours known as the Star Warriors stood against him and a long war began
Boomstick: But good prevailed defeating Nightmare but at a terrible cost almost all of the Star warriors were obliterated an infant Star warrior survived and was sent to Planet Popstar destined to save the world
Wiz: This Star Warrior awoke two centuries later and set about saving the world from evil his name was Kirby
Boomstick: Aww look at him he's just an adorable pink gumball he wouldn't hurt a fly
Wiz: Boomstick you are wrong on so many levels Kirby is a sadistic cannibal and murderer just look at this ' Shows Kirby swallowing a enemy '
Boomstick: Oh my God !! , I hate him now
Wiz: Kirby's main method of attack is his inhale ability where he sucks in his foes and any objects around him , Kirby can strip an entire dining table in mere seconds and suck in enemies several times his size
Boomstick: But this Pink Monster does have trouble inhaling wide and large objects but if you are small and thin look out !!
Wiz: Kirby can also glide through the sky by sucking up air and also has many powers ups
Boomstick: Kirby gains these power ups depending on the type of foe he swallows Hammer Kirby wields a large mallet and can beat the hell out of foes , Fire Kirby can breathe fire at foes and Ice Kirby freezes foes solid and Stone kirby is almost indestructible.
Wiz: Wheel Kirby can run over foes and travel across Continents in a matter of seconds, Fighter Kirby is a master martieux artist and sword Kirby is a master with a blade he can upgrade the Sword into the Massive Ultra Sword capable of killing massive foes
BoomsticK: There is Mike Kirby whose voice is capable of killing enemies instantly with his bad singing Kirby's method of transport is the Wrap star a magical star capable of travelling at the speed of light Kirby also has a cellphone which he can summon it with
Wiz: Kirby can create a Wrap Star instantly making his cell phone kind of pointless
Boomstick: I can happily take it off his hands though I wouldn't want to go anywhere near that monster to negotiate over it
Wiz: Also when Kirby swallows a foe they don't die turns out Kirby's belly is An entire separate Dimension itself where Kirby can enter it and draw on his captives power
BoomsticK: What the hell does he eat himself because that's just weird
Wiz: He likely projects a Version of himself in the dimension that can act on the physical plane
Boomstick: That's still weird
Wiz: Kirby's Ultimate powerup is Hypernova Kirby capable of devouring entire planets which is summoned by Kirby consuming a Miracle Fruit once in this form no one is safe from Kirby and by eating his Own Wrap Star Kirby creates the Star rod a weapon capable of destroying powerful beings
Boomstick: Kirby is strong enough to defeat Galaxy destroying beings such as Nightmare and Marx and once threw a monster to the sun and back leaving it perfectly cooked talk about a free take away
Wiz: Kirby has also defeated King Dedede and cracked the Planet Popstar in half while in normal form and survived being crushed under several hundred tonnes and only being phased and once survived a Planet-sized explosion without a scratch
Boomstick: But Kirby is hardly invisible if he hit badly once his current powerup goes and Kirby is also extremely small but yet he is still kicking butt so this isn't really a problem
Wiz: Kirby is only a baby so he isn't very smart and never comes up with and great plans of action preferring to run in swinging
Boomstick: But this is one deadly Gumball you do not want to be near unless you want to become his next meal trust me !
Kirby: " Ahh Hi "
Pre- Death Battle
Wiz: All right the combatants are set ,lets end this debate once and for all !
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle !!!
Death Battle
In Goku's house he had just finished his lunch and went for a walk on his own
Goku: (Thoughts) Hm, where is Vegeta , Gohan and Chi Chi
Goku walks further and sees the forest having being stripped all the trees where gone and in the distance Goku saw a pink Gumball fighting Vegeta
Goku: Chi Chi , Gohan , Vegeta what's happening
Vegeta: Uggh this Monster attacked us and ate Gohan and Chi chi aAhh ..
Kirby sucks in Vegeta and swallows him
Goku: Vegeta Noo , Your going to pay for killing my friends pal
Kirby: Hii
Goku: Don't Hii me your going to pay for your crimes right now
Goku gets in a fighting pose ready to fight Kirby
Fight!!
Goku charges at Kirby and launches a ki blast at him Kirby leaps on the Wrap star swallows a hammer enemy and whacks Goku with a hammer twice Goku then kicks Kirby into the wall and Kirby returns to normal
Kirby attempts to suck Goku in but Goku flies away and shoots another Ki blast Kirby is hit by a few of them and eats a ki blast and deflects it back at Goku hitting him in the chest
Goku: Your Pretty Strong
Kirby eats a fire enemy and shoots a fireball at Goku who activates his Kaio Ken and lunges at Kirby punching him several times Kirby grabs Goku's leg and throws him into a mountain shattering it Goku then returns on Nimbus and cups his hands
Goku: Kamehameha !!
A blue wave of massive energy explodes from Goku's hands Kirby is hit by it but falls out of the beam and glides towards Goku Kirby then grabs a massive tree and tosses it at Goku who shatters it with a single punch Kirby then tries to grapple Goku but Goku headbutts him and knocks him aside
Goku: Wait I remember you now you're the one who took down Majin Buu well I will take you down now fool
Just then Kirby eats another enemy and turns into Fighter Kirby and lunges towards Goku hitting him with a kick to the face then shoving him into the ground and continues hammering Goku with blows Goku pushes Kirby up into the air and attempts to punch him but Kirby Dodges all his blows finally Goku uppercuts Kirby changing him back to normal
Goku stands there and pulls out a senizu bean and eats it
Goku: Ah Senizu bean would you like one
Kirby: Uh ha
Goku tosses a Senizu beam at Kirby and they both heal their injures Kirby charges at Goku and punches Him in the chest and again attempts to suck in Goku but Goku shoves a large pile of rocks in Kirby's mouth
Goku: Ah that should take care of your appetite
Kirby spits out one of the rocks and Goku dodges it but is hit by the rest of them and knocked back Goku then fires several ki blasts at the rocks destroying them and Kirby is hit several times
Goku: Time to end this Kamehameha!
Goku fires the blast that hits Kirby directly decimating an entire forest Goku then attempts to fire another Kahmehameha but Kirby eats another enemy and stabs Goku with a sword he then pulls out the sword and attempts to behead Goku but Goku mutters two words
Goku: Solar Flare!
A blinding flash of light appears blinding Kirby and his sword is suddenly knocked out of his hand by Goku whose Hair had now changed colour he was now a Super Saiyan
Kirby and Goku exchange punches several times deflecting each other's attacks until Kirby swings Goku into a tree and picks up his sword and lunges at Goku and two struggle of the sword but Kirby slashes Goku with the sword twice and knocks him into the ground
Goku: Your powerful all right but you won't beat me Aggh
Goku transformes into Super Sayian 2 and hits Kirby with the Destruco disc which Kirby shrugs off easily and shatters the disc with a single punch and then uppercuts Goku and knocks him back several miles and the two clash over the ocean
Kirby sucks in a Enemy and transforms into fire Kirby and the two fire ki blasts and fireballs at each other Goku then pulls out his power pole and whacks Kirby with it ending his powerup Goku then attempts to hit Kirby with it again but Kirby leaps over the pole and kicks Goku in the chest
Kirby: Hi-yah!!
Goku is knocked back and mutters two words
Goku: Kaio Ken!
Goku knees Kirby in the gut but Kirby swallows him quickly before Goku can do anything and ends up in the stomach dimension
Goku: The Heck how did I get here !
Goku teleports out of the dimension using instant transmission and transforms into Super Saiyan 3 his hair increasing dramatically Kirby stands near Goku with Golden hair appearing out of his head both fire a Kahmehameha At each other and Goku is knocked back and the two arrive at a city
Goku fires several ki blasts at Kirby who dodges them and shoots some in response hiting Goku through a building Goku then Rams into Kirby ending his powerup and punches him several times Goku then launches his Dragon Fist attack at Kirby
Goku: Dragon Fist!
The Dragon Fist shatters a building effortlessly and knocks several into Kirby who eats an ice foe pulls the buildings apart touches Goku freezing him and grabs a building and throws into Goku and starts whacking Goku with it
Goku unfreezes and appears bloodied and battered and grabs the building as well and the two struggle over it Goku then transformes into Super Saiyan 4 and launches a Super Kahmehameha that goes through the building shattering it and hits Kirby directly
Goku: It's over Kirby I will defeat you
Goku summons Nimbus and Kirby summons his Wrap star Goku pulls out his Power pole and Goku eats another enemy transforming back into Sword Kirby the two fly in the sky and clash weapons Goku managing to poke and bash Kirby with the Power pole and Kirby managing to slash Goku with his sword
Kirby then upgrades his sword into the Utlra sword and slash through the Power pole effortelessy and cuts Goku and continues to slash him several times Kirby slashes Through Nimbus and Kicks Goku only to slash him again with the Ultra Sword
Goku: Kaio Ken times 20
Goku charges into Kirby and attempts to eat his Senizu beans but Kirby swallows all of them instantly Goku punches him removing his powerup
Goku: Face my power
Goku transformes into Super Sayian God and kicks Kirby who punches Goku again and the two exchange punches and kicks and Kirby kicks Goku into the ground making a crater Goku gets back up and shoots a Super Kahmehameha at Kirby that hits him directly again knocking him back
Goku: Ha that takes care of him
Kirby suddenly barrages into Goku and runs him over as Wheel Kirby Goku Gets back up but is knocked around several times by Wheel Kirby Goku then fires several ki blasts at Kirby that hit him and he turns to normal Kirby then eats another foe and transforms into Stone Kirby and hits Goku in the head knocking him back
Goku then uppercuts Stone Kirby and he transforms back to normal Goku then transforms into Super Sayian God Super Sayian and the two exchange punches
Goku: Are you ready to die !
Kirby hits Goku in the gut but Goku kicks Kirby right in the face punches him several times and slams him into the ground creating a massive shockwave that causes a massive earthquake and the entire planet begins to shake
Kirby stands up and eats a Mircale Fruit and becomes Hypernova Kirby and tries to eat Goku but he teleports out of the way and Kirby swallows Earth , Venus, Mercury and Mars easily
Goku: You monster Die
Goku charges up a spirit Bomb and it bulges to a massive size Kirby then creates a Star rod and charges up a magical blast Goku releases the Spirt Bomb and it flies towards Kirby who swallows it whole although it begins to damage him it sounds ends
Goku: What no way!
Kirby releases a magic blast from his Star rod that hits Goku and then kirby eats the sun and spits it back out again the heat severely injuring Goku
Goku: Uh is that it
Kirby then swallows Goku again and Goku teleports out of his dimension Kirby appears with blue hair and the too face each other
Goku: No it's time to finish this once and for all Kahmehameha !
Goku charges up his blast as so does Kirby and the two launch their Kahmehameha's at each other and two exchange in a Massive power struggle
Goku: Kaio Ken times 20 !
Goku activates his Kaio Ken and so does Kirby and suddenly Kirby's Kahmehameha rockets towards Kirby and he is hit with the combined force of both Kahmehameha's Goku flies towards him hitting him with a punch
Kirby turns back to normal and smashes into the moon completly obliterated by the punch nothing left but a pink puddle on the surface of the moon
Goku turns to normal
Goku: That was tough good fight
K.O!
Results
Boomstick: Aww, even though Kirby’s a murderous cannibal I kind of feel bad for him getting obliterated by Goku like that.
Wiz: This fight was pretty interesting and close in a number of ways, but in the end it would be Goku who would take the win.
Boomstick: While Goku was more stronger and durable than Kirby, especially in his diffrent transformations, thanks to his Warp Star, the Star Warrior was able to somewhat keep up with Goku, as far as raw speed was concerned.
Wiz: Kirby’s variety of powerups and weapons also proved a problem for Goku throughout the battle, but the Sayian was be able to endure and counter said powerups, thanks to his superior durability and instant transmission technique.
Boomstick: And speaking of instant transmission, Goku would likely be able to use it to escape Kirby’s dimension, so he wouldn’t be able to be defeated by being trapped in said dimension.
Wiz: Also, while Kirby’s copying ability may have enabled him to replicate Goku’s transmations to some degree and kid techniques to some degree, he wouldn’t be able to tap into the full extent of his power straight away. This factor was crucial in the final part of the battle and helped Goku gain the advantage over the pink Star Warrior.
Boomstick: And while Goku may not be that intelligent overall, he was still a very focused and capable fighter, unlike Kirby whose child-like mentality ultimately left him at a disadvantage in terms of fighting ability.
Wiz: In conclusion, Goku’s superior strength, durability, raw power and fighting ability allowed him to get the better of Kirby and take him down.
Boomstick: Looks like just Kirby just Kaio-can’t beat Goku!
Wiz: The Winner is Son Goku.
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| It's time for a Season Finale! | |
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| Season | Season 1 |
| Overall Episode | 6 |
| Air date | 20 of december, 2023 |
| Written by | Elajios89 |
| Episode guide | |
| Previous Classic Sonic vs Mega Man |
Next Mewtwo vs Tetsuo Shima |
Description
Son Goku vs Kirby (Dragon Ball Z vs Nintendo) The season finale is finally here! And what better way to finish everything with a fight between these two powerful aliens from dying races!
A couple of notes before we start:
- Both fighters will only have canonical resources, which means anything non canonical like Dragon Ball Heroes or The Kirby Manga series won't be used.
- Whoever, Kirby will have some things from the Right Back At Ya anime, like his backstory and a few feats.
- For the sake of everything, Goku won't have Hakai, due to only using it once in the manga.
Interlude
Cue: Death Battle: Wiz and Boomstick (Official Theme Song from the ScrewAttack Series)
Kirbo: Son Goku, the legendary Super Saiyan.
Demo: Kirby, the pink Star Warrior.
Kirbo: Aliens in media have always been a very interesting topic over the years, but when it comes to powerful ones, these two are the perfect example of it.
Demo: Too bad their races are... very dead, but who cares?! It's time for a season finale, He's Kirbo and i'm Demoman!
Kirbo: And it's our job to analyze their Weapons, Armor, and Skills to find out who will win a DEATH BATTLE!
Son Goku breaks his limits in Death Battle!
Kirbo: Far off in a distant parts of outer space, Planet Vegeta or formerly known as Planet Plant was home of the Saiyans, a race of extraterrestrials beings known for two thing, their tenacity and desire to become stronger.
Demo: Two saiyans in particular, Bardock and Gine, had two sons, one called Raditz and another called Kakarot, it was a very happy family at first... but y'all know what happens next so let's just cut to the chase, some evil tyrant called Lord Frieza wanted to kill the entire race of the saiyans, so he decided to kill millions of aliens with one energy ball and NUKED THE PLANET KILLING LITERALLY EVERYONE! The end.
Kirbo: Well, not entirely per say, all thanks to an escape pod, Kakarot, one of the sons of Bardock manage to escape the planet before his destruction and he was given the mission to avenge their race, but only time will tell if he would be able to accomplish that...
Demo: A few days later, an old man called Gohan would heard the cries of a baby in the middle of Mount Paozu, his surprise was big when finding out that the baby was all alone by himself, had a tail and strenghts no newborn could have.
Kirbo: The elderly man decided to take care of the baby, it was hard at first due to Kakarot's violent tendencies but after he fell down a ravine and hit his head, his matter were suddenly changed and he became more docile, Gohan not only help him recover but also taught him martial arts, his name was no longer Kakarot, from now on his name is Son Goku.
Demo: Now, aside from being one of the most popular characters created by Akira Toriyama, Goku is the all father of anime/manga in general, he's as recognizable as many other characters in fiction, like Spider-Man, Superman, Mario or any other famous character you could think of!
Kirbo: Even in Latin America, especially Mexico. Their fanaticism for Dragon Ball was so huge that even Toei Animation needed to stop them because they were transmiting the finale of DBS free to the public, now that was really funny.
Demo: Anyways, back to Goku's story. Everything went extremely well until it went extremely bad, Granpa Gohan once told Goku to never look at a full moon, but obviously he did anyways, and thus he transformed into a Great Ape, a transformation that saiyans can use.
Kirbo: Goku went on a rampage, causing the death of Gohan in the process and practically being on his own to survive for now on. But this was just the beginning of his adventures, in the future he met many people who would accompany him across his journey, like Bulma, Krillin, Yamcha, Tien, Chi-Chi whom would be his future wife and he even met a new master, called Master Roshi.
Demo: Not to mention that he even befriended some of his enemies, like Piccolo Jr and surprisingly a saiyan that survived the explosion of his home planet, called Prince Vegeta. Which is weird since the latter committed several crimes of omnicide... but who cares, the power of friendship beats anything.
Kirbo: His journey also included very powerful foes, like Frieza, who we mentioned earlier, Cell and Majin buu.
Demo: Hell, he even had the balls to throw some hands against Beerus, the God of Destruction from his universe, that's just crazy in some many levels. The list obviously goes on and on, but we will mention the other strong opponents he faced later on.
Kirbo: To summarize all of this, Goku needed to get very STRONG to fight other strong people, is as simple as that.
Demo: Thanks to being very well trained in Martial arts, Goku has acquired various techniques over time, like Crazy fist, an attack that literally consist in acting like an animal to lower your opponent's guard and then hit or kick him when he least expects it.
Kirbo: A little more civilized attack that he has is Eight-Arm Fist, a technique that consist in moving your arms fast enough that they seemingly have eight of them, it's really useful for both offense and defense.
Demo: Up next is Dragonthrow, like the name implies, Goku grabs his opponent by their arm, leg, tail or antenna to spin them around and yeet them to whatever direction he wants.
Kirbo: Have you heard of Rock, Paper and Scissors? Well, Goku apparently has his own version called Rock, Scissors 'N' Paper. It starts with a strong punch referencing Rock, a poke to the eyes referencing Scissors and an open palm strike to reference Paper.
Demo: Now we go to Goku's most prevalent power of all, Ki Control, this is the life force energy used in Dragon Ball, the most basic used of it is in Ki Blasts, a projectile, laser or beam that releases portions of this energy
Kirbo: This same Ki control let's Goku do one of his signature moves that literally everyone at least tried once when we were kids. The Kamehameha, a massive blue beam of energy that obliterates whatever foe in the way, this move can be charged with your hands and even feet, plus it has multiple variations.
Demo: Other move that we tried to do is The Spirit Bomb, a move where the user gather huge amounts of energy from life forms and inanimate objects to create a giant powerful ki ball, although this one takes way too much time to charge.
Kirbo: A less powerful but efficient move is the Destructo Disc, a razor sharp disc made of ki used to slice & dice almost any substance.
Demo: Another useful use of Ki is in Kiai, which consist in generating powerful shockwaves to strike your foe and leave him wide open.
Kirbo: Goku also has a move to stun someone, like Solar Flare, which produces a blinding white light, it sounds simple, but it can grant you the upper hand in extreme situations.
Demo: Speaking of moves that can save you in some occasions, Goku has the ability to teleport thanks to Instant Transmission, it allows him to travel huge distances in a short time, what's funny is that you literally travel across a dimension called Teleportation Zone before arriving at your intended destination. But a downside of this technique is that it can't be exploitable.
Kirbo: Then we have Gravity Bash, a technique where Goku creates an energy sphere to blast it in point-blank range, inflicting major damage and sending his opponent flying back.
Demo: Finally we end this section with God Bind, a move that Goku uses to restrain his foe, this can work very well, unless the opponent he's fighting is more powerful than him.
Kirbo: Alrighty, with the techniques out of the way, it's time to move on to Goku's transformations, and oh boy, he has plenty of them!
Demo: First we have the Kaioken technique, this transformation multiplies the Ki of its user and turns their aura crimson, plus it amplifies your strength and speed. You can also stack up multipliers up to times 20, but saldy this can cause extreme bodily recoil.
Kirbo: Overtime, Goku would achieve a transformation much stronger than Kaio-ken, after the death of his friend Krillin at the hands of Frieza, he got so angry that he transformed into a Super Saiyan! Something that occurs when a saiyan loses himself in a fit of rage. Or well... that until Dragon Ball Super... But nonetheless, this gives Goku's power is boosted over 50x, and thanks to this he just easily ragdolled Frieza .
Demo: That's just the first phase, then some time later we would get the Super Saiyan 2, Electric Boogaloo, this time Goku gets a 100x boost in power, but originally his son would achieve this form much earlier than him.
Kirbo: It doesn't end there. Because Goku would achieve a third form by going even further beyond! Or to summarize, scream at the top of his lungs for at least 4 minutes straight. He would managed to go Super Saiyan 3, AKA the most underused form ever. This gives him a whopping 400x boost in power, enough to fight beings like Majin Buu and Kid Buu, the only downside is that it gives a huge drawback of draining Goku's energy very fast.
Demo: You think Goku wouldn't get much stronger? Then think again. After doing a special ritual to gain a new transformation to fight the God of Destruction Beerus, he gained the Super Saiyan God, with it he can sense God ki, regenerate from wounds and he can't be sense by beings lesser than, just guess it, a God. Not to mention he held a very good fight against Beerus.
Kirbo: Although DBS would still keep giving us more overpowered transformations. After Frieza came back from the dead, Goku got yet another transformation, the Super Saiyan Blue, a state achieved by a divinity-empowered base form. The form also multiple way to be used, like God-to-Blue switching and perfect Blue.
Demo: Goku also managed to stack Kaio-ken with Super Saiyan Blue, making him even more powerful than before, but of course this will give huge drawbacks due to the amounts of power he's using.
Kirbo: Now, we all know that Goku gains too much power with all the forms mentioned. But we still have one last transformation, one with power beyond every other. Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time to talk about Ultra Instinct.
Demo: Where do we even begin... First off, Ultra Instinct is a form that Goku achieves by breaking his "self-limiting shells" (his limitations) and tapping into the deeper potential within.
Kirbo: The form actually has 3 different variations. Sign, which is a stage prior to a more powerful form, True, which is an enhanced version of the latter, and Perfected, which is the final and most poweful stage of Ultra instinct.
Demo: Aside from giving Goku much more power than usual and giving him a flashy hairstyle, Ultra instinct gives him instinctive reactions, this allows him to have a huge increase on his defense, making him virtually untouchable.
Kirbo: Defense is not the only thing that increases, his offense does that as well, like in his air blasts attack, where Goku does a barrage of attacks by repeatedly punching the air at incredible speeds.
Demo: Let's not forget he also has some power to keep you away, such as Telekinesis, he mostly uses it to immobilize and lift in the air an opponent to ultimately leave them vulnerable.
Kirbo: Even in the you somehow managed to get up close to him, Goku has a perfect move to counter, that being Illusory Duplicates, a technique that creates at least 7 intangible clones of himself to serve as decoys. Although these can't hurt the opponent.
Demo: But who the hell needs clones or telekinesis if you can create a giant avatar of yourself with Ki Construct! This is both a offensive and defensive ability, but it's mostly used to defend Goku when he's in a very vulnerable position.
Kirbo: Okay, that should be all the transformations Goku has, obviously not including non-canonical stuff.
Demo: Um... Kirbo?
Kirbo: Yes?
Demo: You might wanna look at this.
Kirbo: ...
Demo: Are we gonna-
Kirbo: NO.
Demo: With all the transformations shenanigans aside, let's move on to Goku's Feats, which are extremely broken, to no one's surprise.
Kirbo: Let's get this one out of the way, In his fight against God of Destruction Beerus, their clash was so strong that it literally created shockwaves powerful enough to destroy Universe 7, and given the fact that the Dragon Ball universe is at least 13 times bigger than ours, this makes the feat much more impressive. Although the feat itself became very controversial due to its inconsistencies.
Demo: Going with a less controversial feat, Goku was also able to destroy Hit's pocket dimension, which is a space where he stores the time he skips.
Kirbo: Speaking of Goku surviving certain techniques, he alongs Android 17 and 18 managed to handle the gravitational weight of the Pretty Black Hole, which is similar to an actual singularity. And to top that he even destroyed it with a very powerful kamehameha.
Demo: By the way, Him mastering Ultra Instinct may not sound that impressive, but it actually is. While anyone else would have perfected it in years or even decades, Goku just speedrunned the entire thing and did it in less than half an hour, and lets not forget he keeps making it stronger by training even more.
Kirbo: to keep making Ultra instinct even more busted, this transformation allowed Goku to survive Ultra Ego Vegeta's hakai, if you're wondering, Hakai is a move that reduces objects to dust, destroys souls and erases them from existence, including matter.
Demo: Finally, throughout all the fights he engaged, Goku is a very tough guy, being able to trade blows with powerful enemies such as frieza, who is on par with him, Kid Buu who can make dimensional rifts by shouting, Jiren who is stated to be like a God of Destruction, keep in mind a fight of two of them can destroy 2 universes, and even Moro, who gained Ultra instinct after absorbing the power of Merus.
Kirbo: Let's also not forget the absurd speed at which Dragon Ball characters fight, which can even reach at 107,325,000,000,000 times the speed of light in the manga. But these calcs can get very iffy sometimes.
Demo: Jeez that's VERY fast, so i guess it's true that Goku can solo your favorite verse.
Kirbo: Not quite, while Goku is a very big powerhouse, he still has some weaknesses that can give a toll on him. Such as... literally allowing his opponent to reach their maximum potential so that he can enjoy the fight... Yeah that's very bad.
Demo: You think that's bad? Well imagine being an alien from outer space and yet you don't have the ability to breathe in space! That's like being born in the ocean and not receiving the ability to breathe underwater!
Kirbo: At least Goku sometimes being overconfident is less worse than that, thanks to this he prolong fights more and he can even let his guard down if he thinks he won.
Demo: We almost forgot, while Goku's transformations may seem powerful and very flashy, there's the downside that most of these drain his energy very fast, prompting him to run out of stamina when he least expects.
Kirbo: Oh, and he also fears needles... That's it.
Demo: But despite all of that, Goku is the most formidable fighter you could think of, and even outside of everything in general, he became the idol from millions of people around the world thanks to his popularity.
Kirbo: Like he said to frieza: He's the protector of the innocent, the light in the darkness, an ally to good.
Cheelai: Hey, wait. What's your name?
Goku: It's Goku. But Broly, call me Kakarot.
Kirby has endless hunger in Death Battle!
Kirbo: A thousand years ago, a great war emerged with the Star Warriors fighting against a powerful eldritch entity known as Nightmare, with the only purpose of stopping his plans of conquering the entire universe.
Demo: Luckily for us, Hope triumph over despair, and these warriors managed to ultimately defeat Nightmare after a long and bloody battle, unfortunately some of them didn't make it at the end.
Kirbo: But while the great battle was developing, a very young star warrior was sent across the galaxy while in a deep sleep, the idea was that after he woke up many years later, he'll confront whatever evil there is. However, it seemed things would turn in a different way.
Demo: The spaceship where he was residing crashed on a planet called Planet Popstar, which coincidentally is shaped like a star, and since that day, he became the ultimate protector of Dream land, whether it's stopping King Dedede and Escargoon's evil schemes or fighting off dark entities, he's there to save the day.
Kirbo: He's Nintendo's most lovable pink puffball! Kirby!
Demo: Wait a second, isn't that suppose to be you Kirbo?
Kirbo: Me? well... I used to look like that, but that was before i became human. Although i must say, i looked very cute back in the day.
Demo: Moving on. Our little pink warrior here wouldn't be created if it wasn't by his "Father" Masahiro Sakurai, one of the game concept designers of Nintendo or also known as the creator of the Super Smash Bros franchise.
Kirbo: Apart from what we mentioned earlier, much of Kirby's story isn't too far fetched, he's a pink round alien protecting his planet from multitude of enemies, like um... Satan apparently.
Demo: WHAT THE F**K?!?! And i thought Nightmare was just your average universe conqueror.
Kirbo: Surprisingly, this isn't the only eldritch abomination he faced, and don't get me started on the time his cake was stolen by the squeak squad.
Demo: Does he fight these things alone or does he have friends to help him?
Kirbo: Yes actually, his friends are... almost everyone he met, even his so called enemies are now his allies, Like Dedede, a star warrior known as Meta Knight, Bandana Waddle Dee, Gooey, Tiff and the list goes on.
Demo: Well, at the end of the day i'm glad Popstar has a protector after all, and i'm also glad that he's in our side...
Kirbo: Now onto Kirby's abilities, we're gonna take a look to his general abilities and then we will take a look to his most bonker ones as we keep progressing. First let's talk about his Body control, which allows Kirby to stretch and squash without any inconvenience and he can even throw half of his body and be ok afterwards.
Demo: Don't forget his very efficient vehicular mastery, especially when it comes to his trusty Warp Star, a star-shaped that's his primary mode of transportation.
Kirbo: Want to hear a fun fact? Kirby's appetite is quite big, and he never runs out of it since his whole stomach is a different dimension! I'm not kidding, if he eats you you're good as dead.
Demo: Even if you try to escape from him, Kirby can always use his signature ability, Inhale, in which he creates an air vortex to suck anything in range, like enemies, projectiles or food.
Kirbo: Once he manages to inhale something, three things can happen, first we have Star Bullet or Puff out, here Kirby decides to spit the thing he inhaled, the latter becomes a star projectile that shoots forward, this can also become more powerful if he inhales more enemies.
Demo: The second scenario shows Kirby inhaling something much larger than himself, prompting him to stretch his body into the shape of said object, like a car, a big ring or even a vending machine. This is his Mouthful Mode.
Kirbo: And the third and final scenario is when Kirby completely swallows someone, once an enemy is digested on his stomach, Kirby can gain the ability of the ones he inhales, giving him a wide variety of weapon and skills that he masters immediately. This is were we start talking about his copy abilities.
Demo: Before we start, we'll just say that we won't mention every single ability that he has! But we'll just mention a few to make some examples.
Kirbo: First we have one of Kirby's oldest copy ability, fire Kirby, this form allows him to breathe fire to damage enemies, melt ice or light up fuses or cannons, please remember to not confuse this with the ability called Burning. Then there's his counterpart, Ice Kirby, which instead gives him an ice breath to encase you in a block of ice and other properties like defense or conjure pillars of the same element. Again, please don't confuse this with the ability Freeze.
Demo: Next is Water Kirby, this elements is mostly use to attack using water globes, waves, and sprays, it can even enhanced an attack that our pink puffball does underwater called water gun. If he wants to get a little more defense, then he can always do that while being Spark Kirby, once he uses that ability he creates an electric field around himself that protects him from any enemy nearby. It's pretty similar to Plasma, but not entirely the same
Kirbo: don't underestimate Parasol Kirby, that umbrella he has may seem harmless but it's actually a very formidable weapons at his hands, plus you can do a very good impression of Mary Poppins by floating down gently. You want something cooler? What about Ninja Kirby, with these out boy becomes the stereotypical japanese ninja warrior, armed with things such as a Katana for close quarters and kunais for long range attacks.
Demo: Ninjas come quite short when Fighter Kirby comes into play, this gives him far more experience in martial arts, he can even Shoryuken your a$$ to a pulp. Besides, if fists aren't your thing, you can always have Sword Kirby, he even looks like Link!
Kirbo: Yeah sure but i bet it doesn't come as useful as Mirror Kirby, with this he can deflect many projectiles plus make multiple mirror images of himself. Or if you want to give an enemy a hard time, Stone Kirby can do that quite well by literally turning into a statue that plummets into the ground, even better, Kirby can just sock them in the face with a stone fist.
Demo: Speaking of giving enemies a hard time, Beam Kirby is able to do the trick quite literally since the wand that he has shoots powerful magic beams out of it. Although the paintbrush that Artist Kirby uses also works fine, he can even make paints comes to live.
Kirbo: Ok that should be enough examples, we can't fit every copy ability on this analysis but you can check the entire list on the Kirby wiki right here. Now, let's move to his special abilities, shall we?
Demo: Let me start with the Super Abilities: Which are powerful forms of normal Copy Abilities. Such as Ultra Sword, which gives Kirby a huge sword, Flare Beam gives him free control of an electric ball, Monster flame literally summons a fire dragon, Snow Bowl makes Kirby become a large snowball and Grand Hammer can enlarge the size of said weapon and produce powerful shockwaves.
Kirbo: That doesn't convince you? How about the Evolved Copy Abilities, we have some like Chakram Cutter a variant of Cutter that allows Kirby to throw sharp Chakrams, Noble Ranger a variant of Ranger that gives him a pair of blunderbusses, Dragon fire makes Kirby a literal moving flamethrower and Fleu Tornado makes him create a vortex of air around himself, just like a tornado.
Demo: Then we have the Power Combos, those being the combination of two copy abilities, like Stone-Ice which transforms Kirby into a curling stone, Burn-Burn allows him to become a large fireball, Bomb-Cutter gives him explosive shurikens, Needle Spark allows Kirby to become a lightning conductor that fries any enemy that wonders close to him, and the list of combiantions goes on.
Kirbo: With the variations of Copy Abilities aside, let's move on to the Robobot Armor, a robot suit which Kirby is surprisingly good at piloting for some reason, this machine has a wide varied of utilities like adapting to whatever method of transportation like Wheel mode and Jet mode, and it can even use some copy abilities such as Beam, Bomb, Fire or Cutter Mode.
Demo: Finally, we have the Final Weapons, which Kirby use to beat the living s**t out of the final boss. Like the Star Rod, a magic scepter that fires star bullets, Triple Star is almost the same but if the star bullet misses it will orbit around Kirby and damage enemies around him, Ribbon's Crystal also shoots projectiles, instead of stars is crystal shards.
Kirbo: Then we have Hypernova, a special transformation Kirby has when using a Miracle Fruit, upon using it Kirby gains a rainbow palette and enhances his inhale ability by a large margin, now he can inhale beings much more big than him. And to end this we have the Star Allies Sparkler, which is a type of star looking ship that can shoots projectiles and even a massive beam, and to top all of that, this thing works with the power of friendship, quite literally.
Demo: Wait, really? Does that mean my eyelander could do the same?
Kirbo: Who knows, but let's give it a try.
(Kirbo pulls out a small friend heart out of thin air and lightly throws it towards Demo's Eyelander, then it pops like a bubble)
Demo: Huh, it doesn't seem to work-
(The Eyelander then literally explodes in a big rainbow light, making a beacon of the same color that can be seen from afar)
Kirbo: Aw jeez, my eyes... Anyways, now let's move on to Kirby's feats! Ouch...
Demo: First of all, Kirby has a LOT of physical strength, more than enough to literally crack Popstar in half! that's over 10.17 petatons of TNT! And the fact that he just does that casually is pretty scary.
Kirbo: Something we didn't mention to much is his Warp Star, this thing alone travels at ridiculous speeds, for example, this vehicle traveled at least 8 galaxies to arrive at Ripple Star, want another one? It's been confirmed it can fly at the edge of the universe in a short time frame and just so casually travels an entire galaxy in seconds. And let's not forget that Kirby can maneuver this thing by himself.
Demo: Moving from the games to the anime, Kirby just breaks the laws of physics yet again and decides to launch a giant frying pan with monster included straight into the sun, just because he can, at FTL+ speeds to be exact.
Kirbo: Speaking of launching things very far away, in one of the minigames of Star Allies Kirby plays baseball in the most dangerous way possible, by using a world ending meteor as the ball, but no pressure, since he homeruns the entire thing and sends it 9999 light years away.
Demo: Let's not forget that the pink puffball can hold his own against people like King Dedede and Meta Knight, these two in particular can fight the same beings that Kirby fight without a problem, so it's safe to say that the three are on even levels.
Kirbo: To back up what Demo said a second ago, let's list some of the enemies they defeated. We have Marx who once absorbed the power of Galactic Nova and became more powerful than him, the latter can travel really fast plus create a kinetic energy of 4.63 ronnatons and his explosion was very strong. Then we have Dark Matter who is more stronger than some of Kirby's past enemies at the time, plus his speed feats of crossing galaxies in seconds.
Demo: After him we have Magolor, which upon being defeated collapses a part of Another Dimension with 15 or 16 universes, and also is powerful enough to create a black hole, and surprise surprise, Kirby can tank and even escape it. Up next is Queen Sectonia, who was empowered by 4 miracle fruits and yet her bug a$$ was defeated by Kirby in base form, before ultimately finish her off once he gained the power of one miracle fruit.
Kirbo: After those come Fecto Elfilis, who casually brings planet Popstar closer without breaking a sweat and holds their ground against Kirby. And finally, the greatest threat Kirby had to face: Void Termina. Who's stated to be capable of wiping out all life, and bring the end of everything and end of all tomorrows, this by itself can mean that Void Termina is not only capable to destroy the universe, but also the Mirror World. Plus once being defeated with the power of friendship, he exploded with the power enough to top 2 galaxies.
Demo: Holy crap, can this little bubblegum get more powerful than it should?!
Kirbo: Maybe, but before we finish, we need to mention his weaknesses to prove that Kirby is not totally invincible.
Demo: Yeah... Let's not forget that Kirby is very naive outside of combat, i mean c'mon! he's still a child!
Kirbo: Speaking of which, Kirby is still young compared to other Star Warriors, meaning he won't have the same type of combat experience as other ones.
Demo: Also his copy abilities can be easily dealt with if you manage to land some really strong punches, after that Kirby will lose said ability and prompt him to use another one.
Kirbo: And sometimes he just celebrates too early, that pretty much can cost him dearly.
Demo: oh, and he also hates Caterpillars... that's it.
Kirbo: All in All, Kirby is the biggest powerhouse you can know, if a powerful eldritch entity comes to bring terror to the lands, always count that our favorite pink puffball will save the day.
Kirby: Hiii!
Intermission
Kirbo: Alright, the combatants are set! It's time to end this debate once and for all!
Demo: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
The Fight
Location: Dream Land.
It was beautiful in the Kingdom of Dream Land, many of his inhabitants were going around their day, some Waddle Doos were playing a game of chess, various wheelies raced across the land to see who ends up being the fastest, a Noddy was sleeping near a tree, not aware of a Tac quickly stealing his hat before making a run for it, only to trip down a hill thanks to a Rocky being on his way, a couple of Birdons flying above everyone else, and so on.
Meanwhile, at the other side of the kingdom, a big arena covered great part of the land as we get a much closer look at was is going on inside of it. Hundred of creatures of Dreamland cheer as the competition unfolds, at the center, a waddle dee tries his hardest to stuff one last piece of chocolate cake into his mouth, only for him to give up and fall to the ground with swirly eyes and a stomach more than full. Right next to him, a humanoid figure swallows the last piece of chocolate cake that he has on the plate with ease and licks his fingers to eat the remaining crumbs.
it's revealed that the contestant was no other than the legendary saiyan known as Son Goku, who is more than happy with eating this much food.
Announcer: And there we have it folks! The winner of this round is Son Goku!
The massive audience cheered for Goku's victory, as the camera pans out to reveal his fellow Z warriors and family also celebrating, except Vegeta who is trying to act as tough and intimidating as possible, but aside that... It seems someone is missing.
Krillin: Aw man, why is Yamcha taking so long? We are nearly at the final round.
Some of them shrugged, not knowing that Yamcha was having a busy time elsewhere. The camera then pans out to the other side of the arena, where we can spot several known characters, such as Meta Knight, Bandana Waddle Dee, Gooey, Chef Kawasaki, Tiff and Tuff. They are rather excited to see one of their friends be on the final round of the tournament, except Meta Knight, who wanted to keep his mysterious persona. But what they didn't know is that there were two people a little above them, laughing in silence, this might not turn out well...
Announcer: All! It's time for the final round. Please welcome the winner of last year's eating contest!
All the attention was directed to a very improvise titantron, where a shadow emerged from a very large door, the non-inhabitants of Dreamland thought it was something threatening, like a huge monster or something along those lines, but then, a small pink ball with stubby arms and legs emerged from the door, revealing nothing more than Kirby, Popstar's protector and young Star Warrior. Despite his appearance, the crowd went nuts, except Goku's friends.
Bulma: So that cute thing over there is the planet's saviour? That's interesting...
Kirby made his way towards the center, his squeaky footprints being the only sound heard after the crowd calmed themselves. The Saiyan took a good look at his fellow competitor, although his appearance was super cute, he still felt a weird energy around him. Then to prove his good sportsmanship he stretched his hand towads Kirby and said:
Goku: Hello, i'm Goku! I hope we have a good competition!
Kirby: Poyo!
Nintendo's iconic puffball responded accordingly and slightly jumped to shook Goku's hand. With the two competitors in good terms, it was time for the show to start. The announcer let out a loud whistle and after that several waddle doos came into the arena, carrying two giant bowls of ramen noodles, which were promptly place near the respective contestants along with some chopsticks, both were really excited to eat.
Announcer: Alrighty, the rules are simple, whoever manages to eat the ramen bowl first wins. Now on your marks.
Both of them grab the chopsticks.
Announcer: Get set...
They get ready.
Announcer: GO!!!
Goku immediately got a head start, as he quickly gulped as many noodles as possible. Meanwhile with Kirby, he didn't do anything, he didn't even eat single string of noodles even with Goku already eating part of his plate. This obviously worried some of Kirby's friends.
Tuff: Sis, why is Kirby not doing anything? his opponent is halfway through the bowl.
Tiff: I really don't know... But it seems he's planning something.
At this point everyone thought this was an easy victory for Goku, until Kirby suddenly chucked the chopsticks behind him and opened his mouth wide open, soon a vortex of air started sucking everything, first the ramen, then the bowl, and funnily enough, Goku's entire bowl of food. The Saiyan took a second to realize what happened before turning his head around and noticing Kirby swallowing his bowl, which was promptly send to Kirby's infinite stomach. Sakurai's son let out a loud burp, before falling on his butt and touching his belly in satisfaction.
Everyone where in shock, especially Goku's allies, they never expected this to end in a very anticlimactic way, but allas, for anyone besides them the result was quite predictable.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner! It's Kirby!
For one final time, most the audience cheered and chanted the name of their winner, as the latter gaved a bow in response. Goku fortunately wasn't a sore loser and happily gave credit to his fellow partner. This was surely a happy ending, until...
???: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!
A voice boomed over the arena, everyone turned to see a fat penguin accompanied with an anthropomorphic snail-like creature. These where the King of Dreamland King Dedede and his fellow right-hand man Escargoon. Making quite a shock to the inhabitants.
Tiff: DEDEDE?! What are you doing here?!
Dedede: That's not of your business kid! Escargoon, can you please?
Escargoon: Right on it, Sire.
The snail creature jumps down and lands on the arena and then takes the microphone out of the announcer's hands before speaking.
Escargoon: Attention everyone! for today's food contest, we'll have a little twist. As the final challenge, Mr Goku here will need to beat Kirby in an all out brawl!
Goku: Wait, really?!
Kirby: Poyo?
Tiff: That doesn't make any sense! This is a food eating contest, not a fighting tournament!
Escargoon: Is that so? Let's take a look to the rules then.
The titantron shows an image of the rules, and makes a great zoom to see a tiny rule no one ever saw, it says: "The final competitors must fight to the death until one of them can't fight anymore". Tiff jaw dropped to the floor, as she turned around to see Dedede, who nonchalantly avoid eye contact to not seem guilty of this. Spoiler warning: he was.
Tiff: For how long have you been planning this?
Dedede: Well...
N.M.E salesman: How may i help you today, King Dedede?
Dedede: I need someone strong to take care of that puffball, pronto!
N.M.E salesman: Don't you worry, N.M.E got you covered! Now, I think a Saiyan might do the trick.
Dedede: A what now?
The screen switches to show planet Vegeta.
N.M.E salesman: The saiyans where a powerful alien race that used to reside in Planet Vegeta, sadly most of them were killed after the planet went kaboom. But there's still an alternative.
The screen switches yet again, now showing Goku doing his daily sparring.
N.M.E salesman: There's some remaining saiyans out there, like their most powerful one: Son Goku.
Dedede: Son Goku... I can work with this!
After the quick explanation, Dedede jumped back down, and yanked both Goku and Kirby closer to his arms.
Dedede: So, what do you say fellas? are you two ready to fight?
Goku: Totally!
Kirby happily cheered for the idea too, thanks to the naiveness. One scenario switch later, we see Kirby and Goku's friends standing in a grassy field, as the two fighters were warming up before the big fight started. Elsewhere, King Dedede and Scargoon were sitting in some vip chairs and eating popcorn, this was surely going to be a fun time for them.
Vegeta: This will be over quick, that pink creature doesn't stand a chance.
Meta Knight: I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Vegeta: Why?
Meta Knight: Kirby is a far more powerful warrior that you could ever imagine, underestimating him is a huge mistake, you'll see.
The prince of the saiyans didn't take too much care to Meta Knight's comment, he just stood quietly to see how the match unfolds. After taking a big stretch, Goku puts himself in a fighting position, and so does Kirby.
Goku: Ok little guy, ready?
Kirby: Poyo!
Cue: Broken Dreams - Death Battle Fanon Track
Kirby quickly took impulse and ran forward to deliver a series of punches and kicks towards the Saiyan, he dodges the incoming attacks with little effort before catching one of Kirby's legs with one hand and perfoms a shoulder throw that promptly smashes the pink puffball to the ground, followed with a kick that launches him a few meters away. Kirby easily manages to recover mid-air thanks to his lightweight body and takes a soft landing, he shakes his head due to the attack received earlier and goes back into the action once recovered.
As Kirby approached closer, Goku reeled back his fist, just as both fighters were in range they threw a powerful punch at the same time, causing their fist to clash in a small shockwave that made the grass around them bend at the opposite direction, they slided backwards due to the force, but that didn't stop them from immeadiately keep the pace going, The Saiyan and Star Warrior exchanged various blows, occasionally clashing attacks that caused continous blast of air to be shot out. Goku would have a harder time trying to hit Kirby though, due to the obvious size difference between the two.
Eventually, Goku would throw a horizontal kick only for Kirby to duck, causing his body to squash a little, then he'll lean backwards and land a smashing kick right on Kakarot's face, launching him into a big rock which shortly breaks into pieces on contact. Goku retaliates with a backflip, before landing into another fighting stance, just as Kirby was arriving.
Goku: I must say, you're really strong! Even with your cute appearance.
Kirbo: Poyo.
He really didn't understand what the puffball said, but he'll take that as a sort of "thank you". Looking around, Kirby finds a Mr Frosty carefully making a small tower of ice blocks, he didn't had any seconds thoughts and leaped towards the walrus-like creature, he opened his mouth, causing a vortex of air to suck the little tower he was making, after swallowing the structure Kirby would use his first copy ability for this battle, Ice Kirby!
Goku would get surprise by this, he has seen the inhaling ability before but Kirby didn't transform that time, imagine if he ended up being the next one being eaten. But there wasn't time to think, as Kirby ice skated towards him and launched his icy breath forward. In that moment Goku would snap back to reality, just in time to backflips away before the ice breath could catch up to him, extending his hand, he'll launch a pair of Ki balls towards the Star Warrior, who did some quick acrobatics to evade the projectiles.
Goku would keep firing a few more ki blasts, until Kirby used inhale again to absorb the ki balls and spit them out in forms of ice blocks, which the saiyan countered by destroying them with a few more energy balls, resulting in a white cloud of smoke. But this one was quickly disperse once Kirby bowled over it while encased in a ball of ice, the ball came crashing against Goku, breaking upon impact and sligtly flattening him on the ground.
Before the Saiyan could get up, Kirby tried again and launched his ice breath, this time he was successful and covered his opponent in the freezing wind. After delivering the attack, we see that it frozed Goku solid, he was now just a motionless ice statue, it seemed Kirby had won, but not just yet. The ice began to crack and soon enough Goku would free himself from the ice prison with a powerful energy shockwave that send Kirby flying back by the sheer force of it, the Star Warrior landed safely, but just in time to see how Goku had already reached him, the latter reeled back his punch before shouting.
Goku: Rock!
A swift punch was delivered onto Kirby that made him stagger backwards.
Goku: Scissors!
He then poked the puffball right in the eyes, he let out a slight squeak of pain due to this.
Goku: And Paper!!!
Goku finished the combo with an open palm strike right on Kirby's face, the final blow was enough to get rid of his copy ability and send him crashing against a tree, which promptly let dozens of apples fall on top of him. It didn't take long for Kirby to recover, as he inhaled the fallen apples in seconds and munched them with his non-existent teeth to heal himself up, since his previous copy ability was knocked out of him, Kirby tried to use anothe one, this time he saw a Burning Leo and quickly inhale him to gain the powers of Fire Kirby.
Seeing that his opponent transformed again, Goku quickly tried to rush Kirby before he could use his copy ability, whoever the latter managed to use it in time and spew a torrent of flames that engulfed the Saiyan, Kakarot was slightly pushed back by the fire as he protected his face with his arms forming an X. Kirby slowly marched while still spewing flames out of his mouth, pressuring the Saiyan more and more, until he let out a another blast of ki that split the flames in half. Kirby slightly stumbled, giving Goku the chance to grab him by his tiny arms, before spinning in place at an incredible speed and tossing him high into the air.
Kirby panicked for a moment, until readjusting himself mid-air while still flying up, right as Goku suddenly appeared above him ready to deliver a double axe handle strike, to counterattack, Kirby enveloped himself in flames and clashed against Goku's attack, producing a fiery shockwave. Briefly stunning both combatants. Although the clash ultimately discarded the fire copy ability
Kirby was sent into free fall, he quickly pulled out a phone out of his pocket and dialed a phone number as fast as his tiny dot hands could to call for someone, Goku was next to recover and notice the puffball wide open, so he put his hands together, a bright blue sphere began to form on his palms.
Goku: KamehameHAAAA!!!
A giant blue beam was shot out of Goku's hands, and dived down into the earth, creating a massive explosion that obliterated part of the land.
(Music Cuts)
Tiff & Tuff: Kirby!!!!
Dedede: Yeah! That's what i'm talking about!
Fortunately for Kirby's friends and unfortunately for Dedede, a slight pink and yellow dot could be seen from afar, it was nothing more than Kirby riding his trusty vehicle, The Warp Star. Kirby's panic breathing turns into a relieved sigh, as we see a brief flashback, showing that the Warp star zoomed in the nick of time to save Kirby from getting hit by the Ki wave. Noticing that their pink friend was save and sound, their allies cheered for him, except Dedede, who growled in annoyance that Kirby survived. Goku then flew down and the two hovered in the air at similar heights.
Goku: Nice vehicle you got there! I used to have one like that, though it was a cloud instead of a star. Anyways...
The Saiyan clenched his body, he began to build up energy and after a few seconds, a crimson aura surrounded his entire body. Goku has now used Kaio-ken. In response, Kirby just held a fighting stance above the Warp Star, preparinh himself to take thing a little up to notch.
Goku: Let's keep going!
Cue: Broken Dreams - Death Battle Fanon Track
Both Goku and Kirby move forward in the blink of an eye and momentarily clash fists before blasting off into the distance to take their battles to the skies. The Saiyan gave chase to the Star Warrior, he fired a couple of ki blast towards his way but thanks to his skills piloting the star he outmaneuvers the projectiles, which promptly explode in the distance, Goku gets ahead of the vehicle and delivers a downwards elbow bash, this caused Kirby to lose control of his vehicle and dive down to the ground at high speeds. Luckily, he pulls up in time and hovers near inches away from the grass, he spots a Gim doing some sick tricks with his yo-yo and so proceeds to absorb his toy to transform into Yo-Yo Kirby, right as he lifts up to keep fighting with Goku.
With some quick Yo-Yo tricks, Kirby would then launch the spinning weapon, Kakarot would simply lean sideways to dodge it and rushed down to attack Kirby. However, Kirby yanked the Yoyo back, which promptly bonked Goku in the back of his head, he would slightly gasp in pain by this, but soon he was smacked more times with it before talling it up with a hit right on the chin that pushed him back. It looked like it did some damage, until Goku grabbed the Yo-Yo with his hand and pulled Kirby up to throw a headbutt, the pink puffball was directly hit and bounce a little out of the attack.
Another Kiai was enough to send Kirby flying back again, although his Warp Star quickly scoop him in time, that didn't went well for him, but he was about to give it another try nonetheless.
Goku: Kaio-ken times 3!
Now using a times three multiplier, Goku did a long somersault in the air before diving straight ahead, Kirby slightly yelp and jumped over the tackle and then threw his Yo-Yo once more, it wrapped around Goku, and with his opponent now trapped he prepares to slam him down, unfortunately as he tried to do that the Yo-Yo didn't seem to budge for some reasom. Very confused by this, Kirby slowly turns around to see the wrapped Saiyan, completely motionless, he did some weak attemps to yank him, but the latter didn't even move a millimeter, Kirby nerviously laughed while some drops of sweat formed in his brow. A red blur then tackled him off the Warp Star as both fighters crashlanded against a forest landscape.
After the dust has cleared, we see Goku holding the body of Kirby on his outstretched hand, similar to how he was holding Nappa that one time, and tossed the puffball away, who bonks against another tree. But it wasn't just a normal one, this tree suddendy opened his eyes, revealing it was no other that Whispy Woods. He saw the destruction left by these two and roared at them both.
Goku: Woah! who the heck is this?!
Whispy took a huge breath of air and then blowed a gust of wind that matched the force of a hurricane, Kirby couldn't stay ahold and was easily blown away, he barely managed to hold on to a nearby tree as the violent wind bended all the other trees around the forest. Goku in the other hand, dugged his feet deep into the ground and held his ground against Whispy's windy assault. To stop this, Goku held his hands together again and fire another blast of ki, this one engulfed the giant living tree, however it didn't seem to stop him, so he had no other choice than to amp up the blast with one multiplier up his sleeve.
Goku: Kaio-ken TIMES 4!!!
The blast enlarges by a large margin and thanks to this Whispy Woods is not only engulfed even more by this, but also creates an explosion that takes out a big part of the forest. Huge clouds of smoke quickly disperse, showing a leafless Whispy with a very startled expression, before falling down like a cut tree. Goku clapped his hands at the job well done, and walked towards Kirby to check if he was ok.
Goku: There, i took care of that tree creature, now we can keep fighting.
Kirby: Poyo? Po-
Before Kirby could speak again, Goku threw a powerful kick, causing the former to be launched across all the way where the fight had started and crash against a hill, shortly after Goku teleports to the scene, but doesn't seem to find his opponent anywhere. It was not big deal since this isn't the first someone had done this, he just closed his eyes and waited for a few seconds, a slight noise catches his attention and he opens his eyes to quickly turn around and throw a punch to a small shadow behind him.
His fist is met with a spin Kick, as Fighter Kirby now manages to match Goku this time and the two break off to exchange more flying punches and kicks, Kirby quickly unleashed a barrage of punches, which clashes against Goku's crossblock, however, the puffball increases his speed of attack and does a smash punch that shatters Kakarot's guard and allows him to a Rising Break right on his chin, sending him back. Goku tries to recover, but Kirby blitzes him before he could completely stand up and pummels the Saiyan like a punching bag, he wasn't done yet as he leaps forward to maneuver across Goku and clutches his arm to slam him down with a judo throw followed by another smash punch. This didn't look good for the Saiyan.
Goku: Wow, he's much faster and stronger than before, guess i'll have to add up more power!
Dodging a spin kick thrown by Kirby with a quick roll, he adds more power to the Kaio-Ken with another multiplier.
Goku: Kaio-Ken times 10!
The red aura around him glows much brighter and Goku wastes no time as he flies towards Fighter Kirby, who then interlocked in another clash, even with his power increased tenfold, Goku still couldn't do much other than putting Kirby on the backfoot, still, it was an even match to say at least. Perhaps maybe some long range attacks would do the trick, thought Goku.
They broke off again, this time Goku flew away from Kirby and stretch both of his arms forward to fire dozens of Ki bullets, his planned looked flawless, that was what he thought for a second before those Ki bullets fired early where intercept by the Star Warrior's Force Blasts. Kirby ran to catch up to Goku and charged a Mega Force Blast to fire it, prompting the Saiyan to do a somersault right as the energy blast blows a chunk of the ground where he was standing.
Mid-Somersault, however, he fails to evade another incoming attack, this one being three powerful consecutive spinning kicks, these flatten Goku, leaving him sliding face first across the grassy field, he shortly stops his momentum once he digs his hands on the ground. Kirby slowly walked towards the down Saiyan, all while cracking his non-existent knuckles to prepare to deliver yet another beatdown on him, Goku needed to ask fast, and so he thinked of a plan that could help him in this situation as fast as possible... Until he came up with the greatest plan he could think of.
From out of nowhere, Goku lifted his head up and did the unthinkable: bark at Kirby. The Puffball recoiled back in shock, for once he had absolutely no idea why he did that, let alone what Goku was trying to do. His confusion was also shared throughout his group of allies and even Dedede himself, meanwhile some of the Z Warriors just covered their faces in embarrasment, while Vegeta did the biggest facepalm of his entire life.
Goku moved around like a wild dog, while still barking at the very oblivious Kirby, at this point he had every reason to just let his guard down and so this was the perfect moment for Goku to strike. Goku then leaped behind Kirby unexpectedly and quickly threw a swift kick, in that moment the puffball realized what was happening at did his best to block the attack, it barely succeeded but was knock back by this.
Goku: Kaio-Ken TIMES 20!!!!
Hundreds of smaller chunks of earth were launched upright due to the raw power of the transformation, as Goku didn't waste anymore time as blitzed towards the puffball without giving him a second of a break. The tables have now been turned, with the Universe 7 strongest warrior pressuring Popstar's saviour with a flurry of attacks, the latter needed to not lose his copy ability or else he will not be able to keep up for far too long.
With near perfect guard, he performs another judo throw to the opposite direction to follow up with a couple of Force Blasts, which don't seem to stop Goku to a further extend. Kirby has no option that to let out a loud whistle to call out for his Warp Star, which scoops him at supersonic speeds, after which Goku began another chase at the skies. Now that he has a few seconds to retaliate, Kirby finally gets the chance to fight back and does so by countering overhead hook with a vulcan Jab, creating a gust of air.
Goku twist his body to unleash a roundhouse kick to hit the Warp Star, causing it to spin like crazy, Kirby lost a little bit of control and took a second to adjust his vehicle, as he did that he heard a noise accompanied with a bright blue light coming from behind, his eyes widen even more when he heard Goku shout the name of the technique.
Goku: KAMEHAMEHAAA!!!
Like a movie of Fast and The Furious, Kirby started the Warp Star as fast as possible to rush out of there and start outpacing the energy wave. Kirby moved his vehicle up to escape but the Saiyan wasn't going to let him go that easily, likewise he bended the Kamehameha, giving the puffball another frenetic chase. Kirby panicked as the wave began following him again, but quickly let his Warp Star on auto pilot, turned around and fired a Giga Force Blast against the energy wave, causing an energy explosion mid-air.
At ground level, Goku squinted his eyes to see what happened to Kirby, he couldn't see anything more than a giant smoke cloud but sensed just a tiny bit of energy coming inside of it, he was certainly sure that Kirby managed to survive. His thoughts were cleared once he catched a glimmer of light bursting out of the cloud and shooting down at tremendous speeds, this catched him by surprised as Fighter Kirby landed a powerful haymaker right on his jaw. The punch itself not only spiked him to the ground but also it got rid of all of his multipliers at once. Kakarot took a hard landing on the grassy floor and was directed back into base form, while Kirby slightly descended on his warp star to see the wreckage.
Goku panted heavily, while he wasn't really badly battered, the jab he received sure took the breath out of him.
Goku: Wow, that hit sure took me by surprise, i won't lie.
Kirby didn't even give an exchange, and prepared to do another vulcan jab. However, Goku let out a cocky smile.
Goku: But, you won't be prepared of what you're about to see...
Before the Star Warrior could throw the jab a tremor shook the entire area around them, Goku stood up and clenched his body yet again to let out a shout that overtime became louder and louder, until a yellow light blinded everyone in a flash. Kirby slowly opened his eyes and gasped in shock, Goku was now donning a bright yellow hair and with an aura of the same color, this was no other than one of his transformations, the Legendary Super Saiyan!!!
Kirby knew this wasn't good and so tried to speedblitz Goku, only for the latter to kick him up into the sky, Popstar's protector quickly woke up to notice the Saiyan flying towards him and so he reeled back his fist, while Goku went for a elbow bash. Both shouted a mighty war cry and clashed mid-air, the camera then pans out to see a shot of Planet Popstar, which cracks in half due to the force of said clash.
But not only that, the clash was so powerful that the space around both of them warped violently, causing a rift on reality that transported them to an unknown location.
(Music Stops)
Dedede: Wait, where did they go?! I want to see some action!!!
We see some of the Z warriors concentrating
Piccolo: They're still fighting.
Krillin: Not only that, but it seems like other people are fighting too.
Dedede: Escargoon! bring me a TV quickly!
Escargoon: On it Sire!
Now that the fight of these two aliens have reached different universes, this might get a little wild...
Vision vs Red Tornado by Sofie Devon
Location: Ancient island.
Cue: Death Battle Music - Mind Over Matter (Martian Manhunter vs Silver Surfer) Extended
Meanwhile in an alternate universe, a battle is currently unfolding near the ruins of an ancient but very advance civilization. The Avenger knowns as Vision shot a beam of energy towards a red blur flying through the sky, the latter maneuvers around it before promplty responding with a strong blast of wind towards his attacker. The Justice League member Red Tornado succeeds in pushing back the android, who crashes against one of the structures to slightly crack it, he quickly retaliated and flew upwards to approach the Tornado Champion.
It seemed like they were about to clash mid-air, however, a rift on reality opened randomly to spit both the Saiyan and the Star Warrior from out of nowhere. This ended up pausing their current battle, as both androids stared at the current arrivals of these strangers.
Goku: Wait, who are these guys?
Kirby socks Goku in the nose as he was saying that, he yelps in pain, but quickly shook it off to attempt to strike back. They exchange a couple of blows, they threw a haymaker at the same time, but then their fists were caught by the synthezoid who proceeds to add pressure to their hands, Kirby squeaked in pain, while Goku was surprised that he couldn't let go of Vision's grasp.
Vision: Enough, both of you. Please take your dumb fight somewhere else.
Goku: No chance!
Putting two finger on his forehead, Goku would teleport away from Vision and deliver a roundhouse kick right on the back of his head that launch him towards an ancient building, while also letting Kirby go in the process and lands safely on the ground. Vision goes in and out of the building, but fortunately, Red Tornado flies down to perfectly catch him and help him recover.
Vision: I appreciate your help.
Tornado: No worries. It seems those two may cause much more trouble than expected, shall we have a temporary truce?
Vision: Agreed.
Meanwhile, Goku landed on the ground some meters away from Kirby, and did a fighting stance, so did the latter.
Goku: Ok, let's-
The Saiyan was suddenly knock away by a strong tackle from out of nowhere and taken to the other end of the island, Kirby on the other hand was then blasted by a powerful tornado thrown right at him, prompting another copy ability lost and be lifted of the ground by the sheer force of it.
Kirby crashes against one of the building's windows and lands near a very advanced piece of technology, he inspect it with curiosity before accidentally ripping off a piece of the complex mechanism, revealing a tiny silver flying saucer inside of it. The puffball obviously didn't thinked twice and proceeded to inhale the saucer to become UFO Kirby, just as the roof of the building is ripped apart from one of Red Tornado's wind blasts.
Red Tornado zoomed in to attack the newly transformed Kirby, but the latter out-maneuvered the DC hero and dodge to fly out of the broken roof, with Tornado rushing behind him. Kirby switfly turned his UFO body to fire a couple of lasers beams towards Red Tornado, he moves around the air to dodge the lasers without any issue and responds by shooting another blast of strong wind, causing the puffball to lose balance due to the wind pressure, but takes no time to recover to counter attack with even more lasers.
The Android evades the lasers again and amps up vortex around his legs to fly forward much faster than before, if he could manage to get close enough he'll have a much better chance to hit his target, but Kirby wasn't so doomed in close quarter combat. A small compartment opened on his right side, and released a beam whip to smack it against Red Tornado, whom quickly went on the defensive by blocking with a force field. It slightly knocked him back, giving UFO Kirby time to escape.
Tornado: (Thinking) Interesting, that pink creature managed to gain an ability from out of nowhere. I must know more.
He said to himself, before retaliating and beginning to chance the Star Warrior yet again. They flew around certains parts of the island, as pink and red blur zipped across left and right, up and down, combined with strong winds and small lasers being shot at all possible directions.
Elsewhere, a storm of ki blast are shot down towards the marvelous synthezoid, it didn't took too much effort for him to block and parry the energy balls, Goku then switched up tactic and teleported infront of Vision to throw some good jabs, Vision still managed to dodge for the most part until Goku was about to finally land a clean hit on his head, until he made his body intangible at the last second, causing the fist to go right through him without making any damage.
Goku: Huh?!
Vision then becomes tangible again, and strikes Goku with a backhand on his right cheek, sending the Saiyan tumbling down, he quickly recovered with a mid-air flip and fired a one-handed kamehameha towards the Avenger, the latter corresponded with shooting a laser beam from the jewelry located on his forehead. Both energy waves collide against one and other, creating a beam struggle, Vision's laser pushes the former's kamehameha almost completely, however, Goku manages to amp up the blast at the last second and wins the struggle, causing Vision to be engulfed by the energy.
Goku smirks thinking that he got him, but unfortunately for him, he was suddenly clutched by the throat by a nanite regenerated Vision, who phases his hand thought Goku's neck and changes his atomic structure at the right moment, Making both him and Goku be tightly bound together. The Saiyan struggles to escape, he punches the synthezoid in the face multiple times in an attempt to make him undo the phasing, but even so it wouldn't budge. Vision then uses his free hand to deck the Super Saiyan, almost knocking him out cold before strenghing his body structure to the point of being too heavy, causing both to plummet onto the ground below, kicking dust upon landing.
The Synthezoid pummels Goku a couple more times while has was pinned against the floor, this time he fight through the pain and places his two fingers on his forehead to use Instant transmission just as Vision went for another blow, making him teleport out of the phasing and evade Vision's punch at the same time.
Goku reappeared behind him, prompting Vision to fire his laser beam as he was turning around, missing him but cutting the buildings around them in half. Vision tries again, however, Goku proves that he can move much faster than before and out-maneuvers the laser, after which he fire some ki blast projectiles from far away.
The projectiles explode upon reaching Vision, although this wouldn't matter much since he'll easily flight out of the explosion without any damage due to becoming intangible at the last second. Goku was getting more and more distraught by this, any sort of damage thrown at his opponent wouldn't do anything against him and even if it did, Vision's nanites got him covered for that.
Goku: (Thinking) This is crazy, i can't even damage him!
Vision then flew down to try to use his phasing again, just for Goku to quickly use rapid movements to evade him.
Vision: (Thinking) He already knows what i'm trying to do, if we keep going back and forth like this, we won't get anywhere.
As he finished saying that on his head, both Aliend and synthezoid were suddenly hit by a powerful blast of wind, which included the UFO Kirby accidentally bumping against Goku, sending them flying back a little. Red Tornado then reunited with Vision shortly after.
Vision: Did you have any luck?
Tornado: No, sadly.
Vision: There's gonna be a way to get rid of them... Perhaps that should help.
He point towards an extinct volcano located some kilometers away from where they are, Red Tornado doubts a little about the plan, but if they wanted to get rid of them for good, then so be it. Tornado nodded in agreedment and the synthezoids prepared to execute their plan.
Tornado: Let's do it.
Back with the aliens, Goku helps his UFO transformed rival to regain his balance and gently dust him off to make sure he was A-Ok. Kirby thanks him in poyo language and Goku gives him a warm smile in response, but that moment was cut-short when the Saiyan was blown away by a point blank tornado. UFO Kirby gets startled by this, before he's attacked aswell and thrown to the other end of the island. Goku crashes against the crust of the volcano, soon followed by Kirby who faceplants against it, both creating a great tremor around the former but still not enough to fully activating it.
Before Goku could retaliate he was then grabbed by the collar of his shirt by Vision, flew up to the volcano's vent and soon both punglered inside of it, awakening the lava and making the volcano active. As for UFO Kirby, he's much more lucky than the latter and zig zags away just as Red Tornado was about catch him, prompting him to take aim towars the Justice League member and fire a Heat Cannon from a small compartment.
Red Tornado dodges the Heat Cannon, however, the projectile's explosion blast a chunk off the Volcano, causing the charred rocks to be reduced to ash and a gush of lava to be shot out, it burns on Red Tornado, but the android doesn't even let out a scream of pain, let alone feel any pain. He nonchalantly shot another tornado to push off a very dumbfounded Kirby due to android's null reaction towards high temperatures, but nonetheless, he accordingly fought back to keep the exchange going.
Now going to an interior view of the lava, Vision holds Goku in a chokeholds as he amps up the lava bath by firing his laser beam right on his face, Goku's scream of pain is muttered by the lava, but fight through all of that to extend his hand and grab Vision by his head, before adding pressure and cracking it like an egg. The Avenger slightly recoils back but his nanites managed to heal him without a problem, however, once fully healed up, Goku was nowhere to be found. Switching to an outside view of the Volcano, Red Tornado was about to land a blast of air on Kirby, until Goku teleported above the latter already in position to fire a Kamehameha directed to the DC Hero.
Goku: Try this one!
The Kamehameha shot forwards with tremendous speed, engulfing Red Tornado in it and worst of all, colliding against the active volcano, causing a giant explosion that destroyed the entire mountain and utterly deleting any near structure around it. We see the absolute chaos left of the attack, building around were just piles of debris laying on the ground, the air was filled with dust, chunks of earth were falling out of the sky, lava was slowly but surely filling some craters made earlier and the sky was nothing but dark. Kirby woke up without his copy ability and on top of a somewhat still intact roof, he stood up with some swirly eyes but quickly regain consciousness.
Although he wasn't the only survivor, Goku also did manage to survive and soon landed right beside him, he had a very worried expression.
Goku: Uh... I think I went too far with that attack.
Vision suddenly emerges from the rubble and hovered up to see the leftovers of the ancient island, now it have become nothing more than just a huge wreckage, this made him feel... empty...
Just then, he felt a strong gale. The Aliens also felt it and soon this wind began to be much stronger as seconds went by. Waves were more violent, the clouds above struck dozens of lightings down below and soon the rain intesified to an absurd extent. This alerted Vision that things were going to go horribly wrong
"THIS STRUGGLE HAS GONE LONG ENOUGH, I WON'T TOLERATE THIS ANY LONGER!!!"
Vision: No... What have they done.
The clouds formed the face of Red Tornado, this one contained a very mad expression. The three fighters on ground level watched in horror as a strong hurricane blowed the island with tremendous force. Goku quickly grabbed Kirby before he could be lifted off the ground and teleported both near Vision.
Goku: Please hold him for a second, i'll handle this!
Vision: Wait!
With that set, Goku flew upwards to be face to face against Red Tornado, the Saiyan stood defiant and held his hands together, preparing to do an ultimate attack, while Red Tornado prepared a swirling vortex around him. Vision knew this would cause more destruction and so he looked around, hoping to find something that will get these two out from the island, luckily he found it, it was a sort of a machine that could create a portal. He quickly started up the machine, even if part of it was broken, the portal began to flicker as it was forming. With that done, the Avenger flew as fast as possible towards Goku.
Goku: KAMEHAME- WOAH!
Goku was swooped out of the air. And with his all of his strength, Vision tossed the Saiyan and Star Warrior into the portal before it dimmed off. Leaving Vision to face the enraged Red Tornado all by himself.
Fecto Elfilis vs Gaia Colossus by Cider621
Location: Planet Mobius.
Cue: Endless Possibility (Rockestrate My World) - Sonic Unleashed
From a destroyed island, our fighters are transported to a stormy night on a city. Although it was not as bad as the former, there was still a slight detail that it's worth mentioning, a gigantic golem known as Gaia Colossus swings his big hand while trying to catch a creature much smaller than him. It was a being with certain features of earthly creatures and someone very familiar to Kirby... Fecto Elfilis. Elfilis manages to leap out of the way before it could catch them and in response they created a bunch energy spikes around them to fire it towards Gaia, or more specifically, Chip.
He blocks the spikes with his arm, the projectiles collide against the hard material of the Gaia temples but doesn't even manage to make a small scratch, Chip then controls the Temple Giant to wind up a fist but stops in the middle of his movement to notice a portal opening right above him and Elfilis. At first his thought it was an attack commanded by his opponent, but soon he saw the figure of his fellow friend Kirby along with someone else falling from the sky.
Chip: Kirby!
He ditched the current battle he had and quickly dashed to catch Kirby and Goku with one of his rocky hands. Chip made sure the two were okay, this was fortunately proven once Kirby stood up and dusted himself, while Goku took a little more to recover. Kirby looked up to see Gaia Colossus and was kinda confused, Chip knew who he was but Kirby didn't, even so, the puffball was thankful that Chip saved him and Goku.
Chip: Thank goodness you're alright, Who is he?
Kirby couldn't really explain it, due to his language basically consisting in a bunch of Poyos and random gibberish, and because Fecto Elfilis took this little distraction to backstab Gaia with their spear, making him to stagger forward, he quickly turns around in time and backhands Elfilis, launching them far away, but soon retaliated with a mid-air flip. When this exchanged ended, Kirby became very surprised to encounter the final boss of his latest adventure, compared to Goku who was just very dumbfounded by everything that was happening.
Goku: You know that thing over there, do you?
Kirby: Poyo.
Chip: I'm sorry for asking but would you mind helping us here, Mr...
Goku: You can call me Goku.
Chip: Yes, Goku. Would you mind helping us?
Goku: I was kinda busy fighting him... but i'll like to do that!
Chip: Great! Now- Wait you were fighting Kirby?!-
There was no time for questions, as Elfilis snaps their fingers to conjure a meteor shower towards the heroes.
Chip: Look out!
Light Gaia quickly dashed forwards and acted as a rocky shield to protect Goku and Kirby, the meteors crashes against the Gaia temples, breaking some parts of structure but not having further damage. After the meteor shower ended, Goku flew past Chip and directed towards Elfilis, while Kirby landed near one of the entrances of a temple to look for a weapons we could use, he finds an old bow trapped within some vines and he does a strong pull to yank the weapon out and absorp it. Thus transforming into Archer Kirby.
Kirby soon materializes his warp star and follows behind to catch up to Goku, who's already engaging in combat against Elfilis by launching dozens of ki blast towards them. They deflect the ki with their spear and launches more spikes in response, while they were distracted, Kirby prepared an arrow on his hand, he took aim towards his target and fired the arrow straight forward, the latter traveled all the way to stab right on the Perfect lifeform's head, however, they catched the arrow mid-air without even looking and turned around to see a very startled Kirby.
At the same time, Goku went from behind to deliver a hammer fist on Elfilis, only for them to dodge side ways and jab their spear right on Goku's back, sending the monkey boy flying away and bumping against Kirby. Althought they managed to stun two of their opponent, there was still one big problem for them, that being Chip tackling Elfilis like a rugby player before swatting them like a fly.
Elfilis manages to recover, soon they realized that they were in a very bad disadvantage due to the numbers advantage of their foes, so to make the game fair, they first decided to target Gaia. With a wave of their spear, more meteors come hurling down onto Chip, causing him to stagger back and crash against a nearby building, with this distraction Elfilis goes towards the aliens to take care of the smaller fighters.
The Ultimate Lifeform tries to stab the spear against Goku first, but the latter moves fast and connects an elbow on Elfilis, Kirby didn't stay behind and used his skillful sharpshooting abilities to fire several arrows and consecutively land some bullseyes on Fecto Elfilis. The Arrows didn't do much than just weakly stab against Elfilis, and they shook themselves to take out most of them before grabbing the final one and firing it back towards Kirby, who ducks in time to not get headshotted.
Goku would next deliver a barrage of punches towards Elfilis at an alarming speed, although they were more than capable of keeping the pace and blocked every single punch with their spear. As Kirby was preparing another arrow, just for Elfilis to block a punch from Goku and put him in a chokehold with their spear, causing Kirby to accidentally fire at the wrong time and bonking Goku with the arrow.
Goku: Let. Me. GO!
In that moment, Goku managed to slightly slip out of Elfilis chokehold and did a very common thing he does to almost all of his opponents... Biting Elfilis' hand. Elfilis' eyes widen up in surprise as they let Goku go, they clutched their hand in pain and took at look at the bite mark, it was a very bad wound.
Goku: I'm sorry, but you were asking for it.
Elfilis wince turned into a very mad expression and they prepared to do a powerful stab on Goku for his insolence, unfortunately, Light Gaia was faster to throw a punch than Elfilis lunging with a spear, so ultimately Elfilis received a huge knuckle sandwich straight on, launching them through multiple buildings, which promptly collapse after a few seconds.
Goku: Nice hit!
Kirby: Poyo Poyo!
Chip: Oh uh... Thanks!
However, a giant burst of rubble would catch the attention of the three as Fecto Elfilis levitated into the air with an extremely pissed off expression and very much looking forward to straight up kill the three already.
Chip: Quick, we need to stop him!
Both Goku and Kirby quickly flew forward to attack Elfilis. Who just corresponded by waving their spear forward to conjure another meteor shower upon the two heroes, this was enough to slow them down for a few seconds, giving the Ultimate Lifeform enough time to regenerate a little.
Goku thankfully got ahead with his instant transmission and delivered a punch in the gut that staggered Elfilis, followed by kirby planting three arrows behind their back. The Perfect Lifeform then retaliated by swinging their spear a couple of times on Goku and jabbing it against his chest, launching him far, as for Kirby they hurls their spear towards the puffball, crashing straight onto him to lose the archer copy ability.
Gaia quickly sprang into action, by grabbing a chunk of earth and chucking it towards Fecto Elfilis, who telekinetically calls for their spear and sliced the giant rock in half with a single swing, just as the rock was bisected in two, they watched as Gaia Colossus' fist was already towering above them, although this time they were way better prepared than the other times. Elfilis responded with a powerful plunge on Gaia's hand, causing a strong shockwave that reduced the buildings around them to debris, however, Gaia recoiled back in pain as part of is arm was destroyed.
Fecto Elfilis raised their spear to make another powerful stab, but just then they felt someone suddenly grabbing them by their ears, that being Goku of course.
Goku: And down you go!
The Saiyan rapidly spun in place faster and faster, before launching Elfilis down below, causing a torrent of debris to shot upwards as soon as The Ultimate Lifeform impacted on the ground and forming a giant sized crater. Goku after throwing Elfilis felt something on his hand and turned his head to notice he was holding Elfilin. He slowly opens his eyes and snaps them open in shock once a complete stranger holding him and a giant colossus standing some feets away from him..
Chip: Elfilin please don't panic, it's me Chip! Kirby and i got some help by Goku here.
Elfilin looks at Goku, he innocently waves at him, this was enough to gain his trust.
Elfilin: Ok, i believe you.
A tremor down below catched their attention, as Elfilis zips out of the crater now in a tired and melting state, but the weirdest of all was that Fecto didn't transform back into its original form. This was very confusing to Chip, but not so much for Kirby.
Chip: That's weird, shouldn't that thing revert back to its giant head form-
There wasn't any time for questions as suddenly two giants portals opened out of the sky, to everyone's horror, It was Pop Star and planet Earth coming straight onto Mobius' path at an alarming speed to the point that they started to reach the Roche Limit in mere seconds. Huge chunks of the three planets started to be lifted off the air, loops colliding against mountains, buildings crashing on chunks of dirt and much more.
And to top all of that, Elfilis threw everything they could to stop the heroes all at once. Gaia colossus was the most affected by this due to his sheer size, he did everything to protect the smaller allies by being their rocky shield, however, Goku directly flew towards danger while evading all the ensuing chaos around, he zigzag, teleported around and even broke whatever piece of debris there was on his way. All with the determination of taking down the Perfect Lifeform.
But Fecto Elfilis wasn't going to make this easy for him, they ditched the attempts of damaging Gaia and redirect their attention to the martial artist. They wasted no time to clover the Saiyan with everything they've got, whenever that being meteors, spikes or pieces of planets floating around mid-air. His ki blast weren't going to cut it, so Goku prepared for something more sharp for the occasion.
Goku: Destructo Disc!
A razor sharp energy disc materialized on Goku's palm, it wildly spun in place before being tossed at the multiple pieces of debris coming towards Goku, the disc sliced through the debris like a like a knife through butter, but that's not all, once reaching certain distance it split in five different disc that cleared the path even more, while a few tried to struck Elfilis, only for them to block with ease.
The path was clear and Goku flew as fast as he could to deliver a powerful punch on Elfilis, but suddenly, Elfilis would summon the biggest meteor their could use at their advantage. The latter crashes against Goku, who struggles to hold the meteorite. All hope seems lost, but something within the Saiyan suddenly burst, something that not even the Ultimate Lifeform expected until now.
Goku: I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY MY WOOOOOOORLD!!!!!!!!
The meteorite shatter to pieces, much to Elfilis surprise they couldn't even think of their next move as Goku utterly clocks them on the face with a haymaker, sending the crashing to the ground like a ballistic missile followed by a giant ki blast strucking them, generating a large explosion. After that, Goku recomposed himself after that huge power boost he received and quickly went with his allies.
Goku: Are you guys ok?!
Chip: Yes, but we still need to solve this as soon as possible!
There was little time left for an imminent impact between the three planets and they needed a plan fast. Elfilin had one in particular, but it was very sad to hear.
Elfilin: I'll do it. I will seal the links between these worlds while you three escape.
Chip: What?! But what will happen to you?!
Elfilin: It's the only way, get out before it's too late!
Chip was very overwhelmed by this, but after seeing the worried expression of Goku, Kirby and Elfilin, he knew there wasn't much that they could do. So with that set, Elfilin flew upwards and with every ounce of his power all at once, causing a great white light to engulf the three heroes and transporting them out to safety.
Crypto vs Sans by Scarecrow640
Location: Snowdin.
Cue: Undertale OST: 022 - Snowdin Town
This whole apocalyptic scenario was then changed to a much more tranquil and peaceful one, we switch from a planetary calamity to a quiet snowy forest. Goku was the first to wake up by taking his face out of the snow and with a very painful headache he stood up to look around the area, soon Kirby woke up too, also with a sore head.
Goku: Ugh my head... That green guy surely threw us really hard, didn't he?
Surprisingly enough, they didn't seem to remember about what happened in their battle against Fecto Elfilis, but their memories about Vision and Red Tornado stayed there, somehow. The battle between these two aliens was prematuraly stopped for a minute, purely so that both could take a breather. But after a quick break, the two fighters were more than ready to keep fighting.
Goku: Alright puffball, let's take this up a notch!
The Martial Artist began to gather more energy all while yelling out a cry, before releasing that energy all at once, causing the threes to bend the other way and snow to be sent flying up. Kirby was slightly blinded by this, but just covered his eyes for a second until he saw what Goku did. Goku was still in his super saiyan form, but this one had some slight changes, the hair was much spikier and the golden aura surrounding him was now making some electrical sparks. However, Kirby didn't see this as a major problem, "He changed his hair, so what's the difference?", he thought.
Goku: This is Super Saiyan 2, i'll show you how powerful it really is.
Naturally, Kirby just went for a battle stance, not fairly intimidated by Goku's new transformation, in a mere second both clashed fist, creating a great tremor that could be sensed from far away.
Cue: MEGALOVANIA (remix) - Smash Bros Ultimate music
Meanwhile at the other side of the forest, two monsters are seen duking it out in a heated battle, or in other words... A very foul-mouthed Alien known as Crypto was currently shooting multiple bolts of lightning towards a Sans-ational and handsome skeleton, Sans. Although the battle was consisting more in Crypto trying to Hit Sans once, but utterly failing due to the latter being more evasive than expected.
Crypto: Stay still you boney bastard! I'm trying to zap your head off!
He angrily shouted while pressing the trigger of his Zap-O-Matic, lightning bursted out of the gun and was heading directly towards Sans, but like the other times, he swiftly dodge without a problem, all while having a huge smile on his face.
Sans: Wow, you figured out i don't wanna get hurt, guess that fact was rather...
Stupid pun incoming!
Sans: Shocking? (Ba Dum Tss!)
The comedic skeleton chuckled at his own pun, while Crypto just... Really wasn't having it, his eye twitched a little out of annoyance and slowly shook his head. But just then, Sans got serious and created some bones to throw them towards the alien, who quickly activated his jetpack to dodge the bones and turned around to aim his gun. But before they could make their next move, two figures smashed against the snow.
Due to the sheer force of the impact, both Sans and Crypto were pushed back as they could only see an orange and pink blur zipping across the snow and between the trees. Goku unleashes a barrage of quick punches and kicks towards Kirby, surprisingly he managed to normally keep up against Super Saiyan 2, but internally knew that he needed a quick copy ability to even the odds.
Goku would then take out a good portion of the forest with a well aimed Ki blast, causing Kirby to be launched sliding face first on the snow, as he took his face out he noticed an NESP right infront of him, the latter laughs at the Puffball for his comical cartoon moment, although Kirby gets the last laugh when he inhales the NESP to gain his ability, he's now ESP Kirby.
Now with his PK abilities ready he prepares himself to face Goku once more. The Saiyan goes for a quick blow, but at the last second, Kirby vanishes out of sight before materializing behind Goku and releasing a shockwave of psychokinetic energy, blasting Goku to a thick tree.
Sans: Huh, where have I seen this before?
A thought bubble pops on his head, showing a kid wearing a red baseball cap and a horizontal striped yellow and blue t-shirt. But there was no time to get too META here, since a burst of electricity destroys Sans' thought bubble like a balloon, all thanks to Crypto, who the former had completely forgot about.
Crypto: We're not done here yet.
Sans: Oh yeah, i forgot you even existed.
The underground monster said with a tone of sarcasm, before summoning a gaster blaster right besides him to attack the greatest member of the Furon Empire, who promptly dodges by leaping to the side and firing the Zap-O-Matic in response. Back with the other aliens, Kirby hurls several PK Shift energy balls on Goku, who manuevers around the forest to dodge these projectiles before the could explode. Other than needing to adapt against yet another copy ability, Goku was very amused about fighting someone with so many powers.
Goku: From Ice to whatever that technique is, you sure are full of surprises little guy.
Kirby was very flattered by this compliment, but nonetheless he still needed to fight and charged a large ball of psychokinetic energy filled with dozens of sparks of electricity, Kirby then did a quick spin and hurled the projectiles towards Goku, he puts his arms into a crossblock and prepares for the impact. The ball causes a big electrical explosion, destroying trees and burning the ground around them.
The same explosion catches Sans' attention, who turns his head too look where the smoke and sparks where coming from and ducks under an electric burst before i could hit him, he throws a couple of bones towards Crypto which promptly uses his futuristic gun to turn those said bones into bone meal. Suddenly, Sans has a slight feeling that something is coming and sidesteps out of the way, just in time to dodge an airborne Kirby being flung towards his direction, but instead of hitting him it bonked against Crypto.
The Star Warrior managed to regain balance with a mid-air twist, while the Furon Warrior directly felled on his ass and his Zap-o-Matic was launched far away from reach. The furon lets out a gasp of pain as he was holding his head, it took a while for him to regain his vision and when he did, he saw two familiar figures, one pink ball and a man with spiky yellow hair duking it out, and also Sans, who's just chilling in the background.
It was no surprise that Crypto somehow knew about both fighters, knowing about the alien race of Goku and Kirby was pretty much basic knowledge for every Furon in Existence, including Crypto. But perhaps this was a total Jackpot for the latter, as he not only could beat the absolute shit out of that annoying skeleton but also bring two corpses of dangerous aliens to the Furon Empire, he wasn't going to let that opportunity slide.
Even without his Zap-o-Matic, he still had plenty of weapons up his sleeve, such as a green colored weapon, which seemed normal at first until you realise this was Crypto's anal probe, which also means someone's ass is going to die tonight. He aimed down at the duo, who were too busy fighting against each other to see what Crypto was up to, with a huge grin of amusement on his face he pressed the trigger to launch, causing a blast of green to be launched forward, it flew a large path to reach its objective: Goku's butt.
However, The Saiyan knew that something was heading towards his direction and quickly grabbed the probe before it could reach his ass, causing Crypto to recoil in shock and slightly in fear.
Goku: What's this thing?
It was a miracle that Goku's mind didn't know about the purpose of that probe, and thankfully he'll never know since when he was about to take a closer look at the strange object, he was hit in the back of the head by a baseball bat, which broke in half upon after making impact on Goku's skull. But it doesn't do anything more than slightly tickle him, and he turns around to see Kirby hiding the broken weapon behind him and shrugging innocently. Just like a certain psychic kid...
Goku: Hey, no cheap shots!
With his attention shifted back to Kirby, the Saiyan throws the anal probe somewhere else and went to fight again, however, Crypto wasn't going to give up so easily and fire multiple green blast in hopes one of them would latch on either Kirby or Goku. Unfortunately the speed difference was very obvious, causing the probes to miss, tangled around each other or just fail to reach either of those aliens. While all of this was happening, Sans was just silently laughing his ass off at the sight of Crypto utterly failing to hit a shot.
Sans: Well, guess that you can't “probe“ yourself against those guys. (Ba Dum Tss!)
Crypto: Oh shut the fuck up!
The Furon ditched the Anal Probe and switched back to another weapon: His Ion Detonator. Crypto soon runs towards Sans and fires a couple of bomb towards the skeletical comedian, which once again side steps and does some tricks to evade the bombs with ease, this goes for about a few seconds, with Sans evading everything Crypto is throwing at him, but little did the skeleton knew, is that the bombs weren't actually meant to hit him in the first place.
Sans: You really suck at this.
Crypto: Wouldn't be so sure about that
Sans gets confused by that statement, until he realised that bombs hadn't detonated yet and was right in range of the blast, the bombs went off creating a big explosion. Crypto smiles thinking that he got him, but unfortunately, it seemed like someone unintentionally saved Sans at the last second. That being Kirby, who pushed him out of the way after being launched by one of Goku's punches. Sans managed to catch Kirby and quickly got out before running towards Goku.
Crypto: Are you fucking kidding me?!
Sans: Ok that's enough.
The skeleton raised his hand, and turned Crypto's soul blue, with a quick hand movement the Furon was thrown around like a ragdoll, he smashed against some trees, face planted on the snow and was dragged along the ground. Althought this wouldn't last long as Sans would soon get surrounded in a purplish aura before being tossed away.
Crypto: You're not the only one with psychic powers here!
The Furon uses his really awesome psychic power to unexpectedly grab Kirby and bring him closer, once he did, he brandished the puffball like a sort of melee weapon. Sans decided to play the same game and uses blue mode to grab Goku and used him like a melee weapon too.
Goku: What the heck?!?!
Cue: John Williams - Duel of the Fates (Star Wars Soundtrack) [HQ]
Crypto roared a mighty war cry and lunged forward, they both clash blades... or Kirby and Goku's bodies against each other, before engaging in a fierce duel with their organic alien weapons, even with Crypto having the shortest end of the stick in terms of his weapon being smaller and shorter, he still fought valiantly against the comical skeleton. And if you're wondering, both Kirby and Goku were extremely confused and dumbfounded by this.
Crypto and Sans lock "blades" and both glare at each other, one has a look of pure anger while the other one just had a chill expression.
Sans: Yo bud, the empire's pretty chill, maybe you could like join it or something.
Crypto: Please, those movies are just straight up garbage.
Sans: I hope you mean the new trilogy...
Goku: Uh... can we say something-
Crypto: NO!
The Furon breaks off the struggle and violently swings poor Kirby around in every possible direction to slash Sans, the latter simply leans away, side steps or quickly flips to dodge the swings. He waits for an opportunity and when Crypto does one more swing of his weapon, Sans counters by disarming him before reeling back with Goku in hand.
Sans: Batter up!
Sans then smacks Goku against Crypto, the force of the swing is so strong that the Furon Warrior gets utterly launched into the distance while screaming, soon he disappears with a twinkle. With Crypto now gone, Sans drops Goku to the snow and claps his hands together to dust himself off.
Sans: Welp, glad that's over.
Goku: Hey, why did you use me as a weapon?!
Sans: I'm sorry but you were the closest I could get.
The monster shrugged, not thinking about it too much. Goku wasn't really happy to be a literal human weapon and neither was Kirby, but nonetheless, it was time to keep the fight going between both of them. However, it seemed like they were gonna wait more for that since a loud sound echoed throughout the snowy forest. The three looked at a silhoutte in the sky and quickly jumped out of the way as a giant metalic chubby child stomped hard on the snow. To surprise of no-one, the one piloting this thing was Crypto.
Crypto: Say hello to Big Willy!
The mecha stomped forward while letting out a loud childish scream, Crypto pressed several button on the control panel and dozens of weapons came out of small compartments, varying from machine gun, explosives and even lasers.
Crypto: You absolute pieces of shit are on my goddamn nerves, SO I'M GONNA DELETE EVERY SINGLE TRACE OF YOU OUT OF THE FACE OF THIS FUCKING PLANET!!!
The weapons began to rev up, ready to exterminate the 2 aliens and the skeleton. But even in a dangerous situation, Sans elbows Goku to tell him something.
Sans: Mind if you take care of this?
Goku: Yeah, sure.
The Saiyan charges a small ki ball on his right hand and launches it towards Crypto's giant mecha. Even tho the Ki Ball was small, when it impacts against the mecha it generates a giant explosion that takes out half of the mountain off, and also desintegrates the Furon warrior in the process. After seeing the result, Goku blinks twice and notices that he "maybe" let out a little too much of his power in that moment.
Cue: Undertale OST: 022 - Snowdin Town
Goku: Hehe... i think i overdid myself, again. Sorry for the destruction!
Sans: It's ok, but next time don't go too overkill...
Goku: Alright. Now, Kirby how about we keep fighting- wait where did he go?
Kirby was supposed to be right next to him, but he was nowhere to be found, surely he tried to escape while he was distracted, yet this wouldn't work for too long. Goku felt the energy of Kirby from far away, it seems he was currently flying around a town near Spain, so with his location known Goku used instant transmission again to teleport where he was. Leaving Sans in the now broken underground.
Sans: Welp, guess i'll go grab a drink at Grillby's
But karma would also bite him, since a small rock of debris fell from the sky and bonked against his skull as he was walking away, realization hit him like a train as he knew what was about to happen next.
Sans: (Sigh) Dammit...
Puss in Boots vs Mr Incredible by TheSmileyC1
Location: Town of San Ricardo.
Cue: A Bad Kitty
The kingdom of Spain, the country of Bullfighting, Flamenco, one of the greatest football rivalries, very famous streamers, and many more. I could be talking more about this country, but we are not here for that, were are here to see some action, just like the one that's happening right now.
Near the small town of San Ricardo, a fearsome duel was engaging between a tall muscular man in a superhero costumes known as Mr Incredible against a small ginger tabby cat, but do not be fooled by the latter's appearance, since this cat was wielding a rapier, a leather hand, and of course, some Corinthian leather boots. This was Puss In Boots, the Fearless Hero.
Right now, Mr Incredible dashes across the street and prepares to tackle Puss, but before that could happened he used his feline acrobatics to jump on top of his head before using his sharp claws and slashing and scratching the heroe's face. Thankfully for Bob, some mere pointy claws are no match for his super durability and easily shrugs off the damage, he then grabs Puss by the collar and headbutts him, causing him to be launch some meters away.
Not allowing his opponent to out-might him, The fearless Hero swiftly takes out his rapier and brandishes it against the Super-Dad, with a confident smirk of his face.
Puss: HA HA! Fear me, if you dare!
Mr. Incredible: I don't dare.
With some quick movements, Puss manages to close the gap between him and Mr Incredible and performs some quick lunges and strikes with his rapier, promptying Bob to do some evasive dodges. Puss manages to connect a series of slashes on Bob's super suit, yet his suit remained unscratched even with the sharpness of the rapier.
Nonetheless Puss tries to slash again but Mr Incredible hold his ground and throws a wyld haymaker downwards, the cat leaps back to dodge but doesn't have the opportunity to dodge Incredible's next attack. the latter reels both of his hands backwards and then extends them forward to perform a powerful thunderclap.
Puss: HOLY FRIJOLES-
The shockwave extends throughout the entire town, and even catches the attention of Kirby, who peaks out of the edge of the warp star to see the duel happening down below. But since he didn't want to interrumped he just shrugged and search through his pocket to pull out a maxim tomato. The Puffball eats the tomato in one single chomp and slightly burps after getting all healed up.
However, he then heard a noise behind him and felt the overwhelming feeling that something bad was about to happen.
Kirby tried to quickly fly away, only for Goku to out-stretch his arm and grab one of the edges of the Warp Star, thus preventing the Star Warrior's escapade.
Goku: You're not going anywhere.
He pulls the Warp Star close to him with a yank, causing Kirby to enter in range of one of Goku's next moves, a simple flick to his forehead. It was a simple yet effective move since Kirby was straight up knocked out of his vehicle and spiked straight into the ground.
Back in ground level, we see how Mr Incredible gains the upper hand over Puss and grabs the kitty cat by his cape before pinning him against a brick wall, the former makes a very remarkable comment regarding the capes topic.
Mr Incredible: No capes!
He prepared his fist to give Puss a hard knuckle, however, the cat would notice a slight glimmer in the sky and soon that glimmer would crash near them, sending both heroes flying back due to the impact. A tiny pebble bonks Kirby in the head to wake him up and he staggers forward while trying to keep his balance after getting spiked.
Kirby soon regain his consciousness to see a silhouette running through the smokescreen, he backflips away expecting to dodge an incoming attack from Goku, but in reality the one who tried to attack him was actually Puss, who seemed to have mistaken the pink alien for another bounty hunter looking for him.
Puss: Another Bounty Hunter? No worries, i'll take you on too.
He said while brandishing his rapier towards Kirby. The Kirbster looks around to see if he could use anything to gain another copy ability and coincidentally enough, a sword then falls besides Kirby, scaring him due to almost stabbing him. Nonetheless, he inhales the sword and gains his next copy ability, Sword Kirby! Which surprises Puss in Boots, in a good way.
Puss: A creature with culture i see, very well then, Have at thee!
With both animal and alien brandishing their weapons, they lunged at the same to engage in a fierceful duel of blades. Meanwhile at the other side of the street, Mr Incredible takes out some chunks of rubble that fell on him and coughs a couple of times due to the dust filling the air.
Once he retaliates, he had a gut feeling that something was in the smoke, so naturally he picked up one of the chunks of debris and tosses it at a shadow hiding behind the dust cloud. This would prove to be a bad idea since instead of hitting Puss, it hit Goku, who no-sells the debris thrown at him and just looks at Mr Incredible, with a "Why did you do that?" expression.
Mr Incredible: Oh great...
Mr Incredible didn't back down that easily and ran forward to deliver a powerful fist with all the strenght he couuld muster on Goku's chest, but that didn't go as expected since it didn't do any damage in any way, he tried punching the saiyan's chest repeatedly but it still couldn't make him budge.
It was like punching a brick wall, normally he would break it effortlessly, although this wasn't the case. As for Goku, he didn't know exactly what to do and just stood there while receiving the barrage of punches. Just like that one scene of Raiden vs Senator Armstrong.
Goku: Hey i'm kinda in the middle of fighting someone else, so if you excuse me.
A swift punch to the stomach and Mr Incredible was sent flying back like a ragdoll before crashing against the roof of a nearby building, rubble and dust expelled of the hole made in the roof, as we could only hear a faint grunt of pain from Mr Incredible. Now with the Super-Dad aside, Goku looked for Kirby, who was still having a duel with Puss in Boots.
Lunges where made, blades where parried and dozens of counterattacks where made to keep their opponent at bay, Kirby was more so trying to take out Puss as soon as possible while the latter was actually having the time of his life, they lock blades and both look at each other dead in the eyes.
Puss: You sure are a worthy adversary puffball, but i'll show you why they call me a living legend!
The Pussycat says with a bit of excitement before breaking off the struggle and does an horizontal slice to push Kirby back, the puffball bumps on a stand full of red tomatoes, causing a few to splatter on him and temporarily blind his vision.
Kirby swipes all the tomato sauce off his eyes, just in time to witness how the fearless hero was somehow airborne and was divebombing straight ahead.
Puss: Spanish Splinter!
The Star Warrior skedaddled away with his itty bitty legs, prompting Puss to sadly miss his famous technique, tho it wouldn't had the same magic anyways since his opponent was roughly the same size as him. Due to Kirby dodging the Spanish Splinter, Puss' rapier got stuck in the ground, so naturally Kirby winded up his sword for a devastating slice.
However, Puss managed to parry thanks to a borrowed weapon from a good partner of his, the Gatito Blade. Kirby was taken aback by this and Puss was quick to counterattack with a Puss followed by unstucking his rapier from the ground and slicing it rapidly. Kirby fell on his butt, he tried to stand up but was stopped when Puss aimed his rapier towards his face.
Puss: You fought valiantly, but you have been bested.
Sadly for Puss, the tables where about to turn against his favor when Kirby gained a smug grin a brief flash of light that blinded The living legend for a second, he was immediately shaking in his boots when he saw Kirby holding a much bigger sword than before as he was preparing a swing on Puss.
Puss let out a cat scream as Kirby slashed down with the Ultra sword, causing some consecutive pillars of rubble to be shot upwards as the massive sword smashed downwards.
(Music Cuts)
The big clouds of dust slowly settle away, revealing the whereabouts of Puss in Boots, who is comically stuck in a brick wall and what makes this even more funnier is that a bunch of knives, daggers, swords and even his own rapier were jammed against the same wall, somehow missing Puss entirely. The latter then opens his eyes and sees that his statement stills holds up pretty well.
Puss: Heh, Like i say, Puss in Boots is never touched by a blade.
Cue: The Fight with Death
An orange blur would zooms past Puss, he only feels the rapid wind hitting his fur before switching back to Kirby, who quickly notices something coming towards him and prepares the ultra sword to do another devastating swing, however, his blade would surprisingly be caught with just two fingers. The entire weight of the sword layed on Goku's hand, and while his cheeky reference to his fight against Trunks is cool, he wouldn't be able to hold it the blade for much longer.
Goku flicks his wrist, causing Kirby to stagger back and almost falls due to the weight of his own blade but at the last second he plants his tiny foot on the ground to regain balance, he puts all his strength on the handle of the sword to do an horizontal slash which is countered by a backhand. Kirby would try again and again, with each slash carrying more speed and strength into it, likewise, Goku adopted a much more defensive stand, constantly blocking, dodging and even parrying the Ultra sword with finesse.
The puffball did a one more slash, with this one carrying a lot of aggressiveness and for the first time The Saiyan couldn't parry the sword so it relied in a crossblock with his arms to not receive much damage. The Martial Artist landed in a somersault and reel back to prepare an energy attack.
Goku: KAMEHAME-
He would begin saying, alerting Kirby to go on a defensive position with his large blade, however, he was very naive to fall for Goku's trick.
Goku: Over here!
The saiyan suddenly vanish out of sight and Kirby slightly turn around to see Goku charging an energy wave before thrusting his hand forward.
Goku: HAAAAA!!!
The kamehameha was fired in a streak of blue light that splitted the clouds above, Goku added a lot of energy into that one energy wave and he was definitely sure that he got Kirby. But soon, he'll audily gasp when the saw the the clouds weren't the only thing split in half, his energy wave was also being split too!
The cause of this was the ultra Sword, Kirby did managed to turn around in time and use his sword to split the wave. The two fighters scream a battle cry as each try to overcome the other.
Meanwhile, Puss would finally unstuck himself out of the wall and saw how the two where struggling, his instincts toll him that if they keep fighting like this, the town would be in shambles in mere minutes. So, he closed his eyes, a magic aura surrounding him.
Puss: Star light, star bright. First star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might. Have the wish I wish tonight. I wish for this two to be out of sight!
Millions of magic particles surround the Saiyan and Star Warrior, before disappearing in a big flash of white light. Puss sighed in relief, thankfully this madness was already over... Until Mr Incredible walked right next to him, prompting Puss to question his current state with confusion.
Puss: Ay Dios mio, what happened to you?
Mr Incredible: Don't ask...
A-Train vs Tenya Iida by SaltyGibus
Location: New York, USA.
Cue: Compound Engine
The sun shines bright under The City That Never Sleeps, it was a big day indeed, the company Vought International has sponsored an special event held down in this city, it was East vs West in a race of who's the fastest between the heroes A-Train and Ingenium, the latter also known as Tenya Iida. Although, the former shouldn't be considered a hero per say, you'll see why.
It all seemed like nothing could go wrong, but think again, it did. A-Train turned some innocent bystanders to bloody mush and it was up to Iida to stop him before he could kill anyone else, either by accident or intentionally.
But at the very beginning of the race course, millions of light particles would flicker like crazy before transporting an transformed Goku and Kirby to the main road. the Ultra Sword slipped out of the Puffball's tiny hand and thankfully it didn't brutally cut any nearby civilians, it jammed against the concrete before shrinking down back to its original size.
Goku: That's weird, we're not in that desert town anymore.
He turns to talk to a nearby citizen who's on his way to a nearby shelter
Goku: Can you tell us where are we?!
-NEW YORK!
He said in a panic before running off with other group of people. Although his answer was resolved, he still had one more thought in his mind.
Goku: New york... I wonder what happened to the first one.
He'll suddenly backflip out of the way as Kirby went for a sword slash, before responding by firing a couple of Ki balls towards the pink hero. A consecutive series of slashes with his sword was enought to cut right through each ball which promplty exploded behind him. Kirby would whistle loudly to call for his Warp Star, the vehicle came quickly and slid down Kirby to pick him up in a swift move, before doing a gesture to Goku that indicated to follow him.
Goku cockily smiled and took impulse off the road to fly towards Kirby,making this the beginning of another chase in this battle.
Elsewhere...
A-Train and Ingenium where currently neck to neck, as both competitors tried the hardest to stop the other, either with punches, kicks or even their sheer speeds to be able to pass the other. Iida did a roundhouse kick towards A-Train, who managed to duck underneath and promptly delivered an elbow that clocked Ingenium right in the face. The real hero slightly stumbled back, but was quick to recover his full sprint to keep chasing A-Train. Reggie, being the speedy bastard that he his (According to the leader of The Boys), turned around to face his rival all while running backwards.
A-Train: What's the matter, can't keep up with the fastest fucking man alive!?
He taunted before turning around again into a proper running stance. Iida on the other hand gritted his teeth in anger and added more power to his engines, the latter roars in blue flames, allowing Tenya to gain a burst in speed to dash forward and reach A-Train in just a second.
Tenya: You're not getting away!
The two were ready to engage in another brawl, but suddenly in slow motion, a pink and orange blur passed the speedsters at ridiculous speeds. They stopped for a moment due to the shook, how was it possible that something was faster than the two of them combined??? Both competitors took at the glimpse of what's in front of them and saw a flying martial artist and a pink gumball riding a star.
A-Train/Tenya: WHAT THE?!
The speed of both Kirby and Goku created a small sonic boom, causing the two speedsters to swerve out of control, almost darting out of track, but thankfully, they managed to turn their sloppy running stance to a proper one before anyone else could get the Robin treatment.
Announcer: What's this?! It seems new competitors have entered the race! And they have already passed our current racers with tremendous ease!
The aliens were going so fast in fact, that they were already past most of the obstacles made for A-Train and Ida. Currently, Goku dodges a sword swing by Kirby and counters with a swift roundhouse kick that hits the Puffball square in the face, launching him out of the Wapr Star and crashing against the sand of the next obstacle: The Long Jump.
The workers that haven't noticed that the race already started jumped out of the way in fear as Kirby slid face first on the sand, seconds later, he lost his sword copy ability after a caracteristic "POP", with a tiny star included. Kirby got his face out of the sand and spat some of it to get it out of his mouth, even with his insatiable hunger and infinite stomach, he wouldn't like to eat literal sand, or sand cakes for that matter.
Goku: Heh, guess you really bit the dust in that one!
Kakarot said with a joking tone while floating down. Although his former comment wasn't supposed to be considered a roast, Kirby sure did took that as trash talking.
Goku: So tell me, Kirby. Is there any other cool ability you want to show me?
Goku's question would soon be answered, since by the time he finished talking, Kirby had already found the perfect object to gain his next ability, a sledgehammer that one of the workers probably forgot. Instead of going full WWE and using it against Goku, he inhaled sledgehammer and transformed into Hammer Kirby. It was hammer time!
Wasting no time to try out the new copy ability he obtained, Kirby lunged himself towards Goku with hammer in hand and swung the weapon horizontally, The Super Saiyan would backflip away before unleashing barrage of ki blast. Popstar's savior didn't lose his footwork and smashed the ki balls away with the hammer.
With the last ki blast deflect, Kirby ran forward and spins along the ground to gain impulse and the halts to deliver a powerful blow. It makes contact against Goku, however, The Saiyan blocks the strike using his arms and counters with a kiai that knocks the puffball away, he bounces a couple of times off the sand with a squeaky sound.
Kirby comes to a halt and quickly recovers with a swift roll, just in time to catch his airborne hammer with his tiny pink hand. Just as he did that, Goku filled the gap between them and was about to do a double axe handle, but at the last second, Kirby grip the handle of his hammer tightly before swinging the weapon with a lot of force.
The two hammer attacks collide, creating a shock wave that shook the entire section of the race, sand was blown away from the wind and the windows of the nearby buildings shatter into pieces.
Rounding up the corner, A-Train and Tenya where now heading directly towards the next section of the race, only to find the two people that passed them during the exchange. Some thoughts ran through the two racers. A-Train was extremely baffled by this, he was the self-proclaim "fastest fucking man alive", and yet someone easily managed to surpass his own speed without breaking a sweat, surely he wasn't gonna let that slide. As for Iida, the fight between those two was causing way too much destruction and so believe these new racers where some kind of Super Villains; 3 villains in the same race event sounds tough, but not for a Super Hero like him.
A-Train: Out of the way!
Ingenium is caught off guard when A-Train struck him right on the ankle, causing the former to nearly fall face first on the pavement, luckily for him, he caught his balance in the nick of time. Althought with the disadvantage of letting A-Train have the current lead.
Vought's so called hero went ahead and targeted Goku, he obviously had the intent of run past him to burst the Saiyan's body to nothing more than blood and flying organs.
But then...
Goku: Huh?
In slow motion, Goku would turn his head to see A-Train approaching him at subsonic speeds, the latter's eyes would widen in shock, perhaps doing that was the biggest mistake of his entire life. fortunately enough, Goku teleported before A-Train got a taste of his own medicine... or end up having a similar fate like that Great Wide Wonder guy a few years ago. This would result in Reggie shooting past Goku, and stopping in a heartbeat, he made sure that he was still in one piece and sighed in relief when he didn't suffer any damage nor injury. That almost didn't go well for A-Train, so let's see what happens with Ida.
Tenya: Recipro BURST!
His engines roared in a streak of blue flames, causing him to gain a sudden burst of speed that pushed him forward, just in the way of Kirby. Like the former alien, Kirby saw the attack coming but instead of teleporting away, he block a knee to the face with his hammer, which surprisingly didn't shatter. Both heroes were carried by the force of the blow and were already seconds away from the next obstacle of the race course.
Goku: Kirby!
The Saiyan would say before taking flight to follow behind Tenya and Kirby.
A-Train: Oh no, you're not going anywhere asshole!
The vought "Hero" said as he took another running stance to follow Goku.
Announcer: Holy smokes, the four racers are engaging in an all out brawl as they approach the next obstacle: The Wall!
As the name obviously suggest, the obstacle was a wall; Well, actually it more of a tall vertical ramp than a wall, but that's besides the point. As they were approaching at a fast pace, the warp star swoop Kirby for him to gain more stability and have a better chance to counterattack.
The puffball and Ingenium exchanged a series of fast strikes that were interrumped once A-Train got involved and slumped over the two to slow them down, the end of the ramp getting closer and the three were already pushing each other around to gain any sort of advantage. They were about to reach the top, but suddenly, Goku would teleport in front of the three with his arms wide open, as if expecting to get a group hug or something. The trio tried to stop, but it was too late.
They rammed full speed against Goku, prompting everyone to be yeeted straight up into the sky faster than a jet plane. With the four in the air, it was everyone against themselves, Kirby swung his hammer to try to hit Goku, but was block with one arm and counterattack with a ki blast. A-Train tried to use a fist against Ingenium, who used a crossblock to defend himself, after which he recoiled one of his legs back.
Tenya: Recipro EXTEND!
Ingenium revved up his engines once more and threw a powerful kick intended for A-Train, at the last second however, he'll lean back to dodge, causing Tenya's kick to overshoot and directed towards Kirby, who also managed to evade it. Finally, the kick landed on Goku's chest, the latter gets launched back by the force, although no further damage would be done.
With the Saiyan out of the way for a few seconds, A-Train switch targets and tried to attack Kirby this time, though it wouldn't end well since Kirby quickly noticed what he was trying to do and bonked the hammer on his head, plummeting the member of The Seven towards the ground like a ballistic missile.
But that hammer strike would also leave Kirby wide open, he'll feel the heavy pain of Tenya's foot pressing again his back and soon the puffball was also shot down out of the sky, landing in a burst of rubble near A-Train.
Ingenium shortly landed on the ground, he squinted his eyes to see anything beyond the wall of dust, until he was suddenly clocked by a strong punch to the face that made him stagger back. The responsible? A-Train, who somehow was even faster than before, all thanks to taking a quick doze of Compound V.
A-Train: Too slow!
Ingenium got blitzed from multiple directions as the newly juiced up A-Train delivered a series of punches and kicks onto the Class 1-A student. He couldn't even counterattack for that matter and he was slowly losing more stamina as the beatdown went on, however, Tenya didn't back down, and he threw a kick to catch Reginald off guard, but unfortunately A-Train would manage to dodge it followed by him grabbing one of Iida's engines.
In a violent action, A-Train forcefully ripped the pipes without hesitation, causing Ingenium to scream in a thunderous cry of pain. But he wasn't done yet, Reginald then swung the ripped pipe to hit it across the hero's face, sending him crashing into The Wall.
A-Train: Sorry kiddo, but that's what happens when you mess with the king.
He'll taunt before turning around to finish the last stretch of the race track.
Tenya: No...
Cue: My Hero Academia OST - You Say Run
While Iida was struggling to get up, Kirby stood off the ground, cleaning all the dust from his face after face planting yet again, this was visibly annoying him at this point but i guess this was something that was going to happen very often while fighting. He felt the rush of air hitting him when A-Train ran past him, making him slightly stumble, but forget about these speedsters, his intended target was Goku, but where was he?
Back with Iida, he was barely able to stand even with his bleeding calf leaking, the adreline in his body was the only thing keeping him going with only one mission prevailing, stop A-Train before it's too late.
Tenya: I h-have to stop him... Or else, i wouldn't be a H-Hero!
His engines, even in a battered state, produced the brightest and hottest blue flames they could ever do.
Tenya: I must GO BEYOND! RECIPRO TURBO!!!
Ingenium shot forward like a missile, almost running over Kirby if it wasn't because Goku appeared out of nowhere to save him at the last second. We see how Ingenium easily catches A-Train and punches him square in the face, before switching to Goku and Kirby, where the puffball quickly said "Thanks" in gibberish before smashing the hammer on Goku, the Saiyan drops Kirby because of the pain and clutched his head, it was the perfect opening for Kirby to attack.
Kirby reeled back the hammer, this one burst into flames in just one second, before he swung it towards Goku, but then... Goku would lean to the side to dodge the hammer swing, Kirby's eyes widen in surprise; How was it possible?!?! He was wide open! Goku opened his eyes, his irises flashing silver for a split second before returning to their green color.
Goku: Gotcha!
The Saiyan clenched his body once again, his hair would suddenly becoming longer than before and a greater yellowish aura surrounded him, it was no other than The Super Saiyan 3! In a split screen, we see Goku teleporting behind Kirby to strike him with an elbow followed by sending the puffball skyhigh with a flying kick and finally delivering a double-axe handle, while Iida gives A-Train the most humiliating and brutal beatdown he ever received in his lifetime.
Once they finish their combo, they delivered their final attack with an extra one liner.
Goku: Ka...me...ha...me...HAAAAAAAA!
Tenya: This is for every good person you've killed!
Ingenium blast straight through A-Train in a bloody explosion, while Goku released the energy wave onto Kirby. The latter was not only powerful, but it distorted the space-time around them to the point of tearing a hole in reality once more, causing both to finally disappear out of New york. I wonder where are they going next...
Cue: Broken Dreams - Death Battle Fanon Track
Breaking through the boundaries of reality, SSJ3 Goku would be launched across a huge spectrum full of different universes, he'll stop his momentum mid flight to take a look at his surroundings, and sure enough, he witnesses the various and quirky possibilities of each universe.
he took a sneak peek to one of the floating universes, this one contained a small monkey fella doing some sick martial arts moves with a red poll, funnily enough, it looked just like Goku.
Goku: Man, and Frieza always tell me that i'm a monkey
His moment to appreciate the universe would end rather quickly, when from out of nowhere, he saw a giant shadow looming over him, the latter being the shadow of Kirby's gigantic golden hammer. The Star Warrior somehow didn't lose his copy ability and now using his Super one instead, he swing the hammer down onto Kakarot, the swing itself carried a lot of force to utterly launch Goku across an infinite set of universes, before crashing against one universe floating there.
The impact created a rift that transported the Saiyan into that universe, soon, Kirby would lose his Grand Hammer super ability and go into a free fall where he was also abducted into the universe.
Right into a rather... Chaotic one...
Hank J. Wimbleton vs The Chosen One by Thebeeghungry
Location: Somewhere, in Nevada...
A rift in the dark reddish sky would open before spitting Goku straight out of it, the Saiyan spiked against the ground to create a large sized crater and reverting back to his base form. Kirby sure did some damage there, maybe, a little too much.
But even in immense pain, Goku couldn't help but smile, Kirby was really making him go all out in this fight, he couldn't wait to see what else he had in store for him... Speaking of which. Goku suddenly felt an air vortex forming behind him and he didn't get enough time to react as he was then sucked right into it, and then... Pure darkness.
Goku: Where... Where am i?
The Saiyan would found himself in a different dimension, more specifically, Kirby's stomach. It was a rather intriguing place, there was a ton of food in there and a few other enemies just aimlessly floating around. Even one waddle dee waved at him from a distance.
Goku: Trying to trap me here? Nice try, Kirby.
The Martial Artist closed his eyes, seemingly concentrating to achieve something.
Goku: I wasn't planning on using this, but we'll see how much you fare against this.
A red aura of ki engulfed him, but this felt different, this ki felt so... Godly.
Meanwhile, outside of Kirby's stomach, we see our favorite puffball landing on his back exhausted, that fight sure was tiring even for him and it took a lot of his energy out, but hey! At least he achieved Goku's powers now, which is something.
Until he felt an overwhelming amount of energy coming near him, he stood up fast to see no other than Goku, now donning a magenta-red hair instead of his usual yellow one. This one had a challenging expression.
Goku: Hey Kirby, ready for round 2?
Realizing this fight wasn't over just yet, Kirby held his ground and cupped his dot hands together as a challenge, Goku would follow the same move and held his hands together too, both staring daggers at each other like two cowboys in an old fashioned gun showdown. Until releasing their attacks at the same time.
Goku/Kirby: KAMEHAMEHA!
Cue: Chosen Madness
Elsewhere, a strange showdown is happening near the rocky valleys of Nevada, an armed assassin currently loads a magazine onto one his guns before unleashing it onto a... Stick figure? But it was not a normal one by any means, this one had flames burning in his hands.
Hank J. Wimbleton and The Chosen one, were having a showdown full of violence and madness, but obviously like the previous 5 fight we had so far, this one was rather interrupted very quickly. A giant blue explosion was seen in the background, it happened so fast, however, that we could only see Kirby flying back like a homing missile with Goku chasing him.
Kirby makes a hard impact against the wall of a concrete building, before Goku tackled the Puffball through the concrete. This quick sequence made the assassin and stick figure stop their fight for a second to register what just happened, although the only thing they could see was a newly made hole in a nearby building.
However, as Hank was turning around to face The Chosen One, he'll receive a fiery haymaker straight to the face, sending him crashing against the lower level of the building mentioned earlier, where thye would continue their fight.
Meanwhile, in the top floor, Kirby would sadly lose his cool Goku powers due to the attack he received, but there wasn't any time for laments, he needed another copy ability fast. Thankfully and due to some dead MAG Agent laying around the floor, he inhaled one of the weapons of these agents to gain his next ability: Ranger Kirby.
The Star Warrior aimed dangerously his blunderbuss towards Goku, who wasn't intimidated in the slightest, besides, it's not like this is the first time he has been aimed with a gun before.
Goku: Want to use a gun against me? Guess i'll play that game too!
The Saiyan did an acrobatic backflip, then extended his arm forward and his index and aimed his middle fingers in a finger gun pose. Kirby get confused by the sudden move and wondered what was Goku trying to do, his answer was short and quick when a golden energy bullet was shot forward, prompting him to quickly go for cover.
Cocking his blunderbuss, Kirby peeked over his cover and fired a star bullet directly towards Goku, who replicated Kirby's movement by leaping out of the way and taking cover behind a piece of rubble. Now in a type of laser tag game, both Goku and Kirby would try to get up to each other, with the same tactic of firing and then entering cover to not get blasted.
Although they could easily just... Go face to face, this little game was found amusing for both and they keep doing it until they unknowingly reached the final piece of rubble to hide behind. They jumped to fire their blasts at the same time, just to realize they were standing right infront of each other, resulting in them being blown away as the Star and energy bullet were fired in synchronization.
While the action was happening in the top floor, the bottom floor wasn't a slouch either. Hank now wielding a Winchester 1887 fired a hurled of pellets towards The Chosen one, the stickfigure swerves around each shot with quick leaps and responded with a blast of fire straight onto Hank.
Wimbleton was able to do a tuck and roll before reloading his shotgun with a twist, just like T-800 in Terminator 2. He fire more pellets which Chosen One blocked with his arms, however, due to the force of the blast the stickfigure would stumble back, leaving Hank the opportunity to land a lucky shot on him.
The Chosen One was launched across the room and hitting himself against the wall, an orange colored liquid leaked out of his body, he touched his wound to notice it was his blood which made him clench his "fist" in anger.
Hank ditched the shotgun away and switched his weapon to his Dragon Sword, ready to slice and dice this stickman, but little did he know that The Chosen One's eyes would glow bright red before unleashing laser eyes forward. Hank tried to deflect them with the sword, but the weapon couldn't contain much power and prompted Wimbleton to lose the struggle, the lasers hit him straight on, stumbling him back while he clutched his chest in pain.
Before Hank could retaliate, The Chosen One propelled himself with flames bursting down his feet to close the gap between the two and uppercut Hank in the chin, sending him crashing through the multiple roof and finally stop in the top floor, where Kirby and Goku were.
The sudden arrival of Hank halted the gun duel of the aliens, as the former shook his head before noticing these two, the assasin thought to himself that these were probably some weird MAG Agents and he wasted no time to pull out a glock out of his pocket to fire upon the closest one on his sight, that being Kirby.
While his opponent was being attacked, Goku tried to intervene but the arrival of The Chosen One interrupted his attempt of saving Kirby, the stick figure threw a wild haymaker on Goku's cheek, prompting him to crash against a wall but quickly retaliated to dodge the Chosen's next punch.
The entire room was a fight full of madness, with dozens of bullets, ki blast, lasers and stars being thrown around to one end to another. We switch to an outside view of the building, where we can see from the windows the shadows of the four fighters brieftly showing up everytime a muzzle flash lighten up the room, some streak of lasers and ki bullets are shot out of the building, causing it to tear holes on the walls, and finally a star bullet gets shot and it crashes against the window, breaking it.
The whole structure was shaking uncontrollably and it seemed like it was going to collapse at any moment. Back inside, Hank fires a bullet towards Kirby, who ducks underneath causing the projectile to overshoot and hit Goku in the head, althought it merely bounces off instead of blowing his brains out. The Saiyan didn't have time to process what hit him before blocking off one of The Chosen One's punches.
Goku: That's enough!
The Monkey boy grabs the Chosen One by his arm and swiftly performs a judo throw on him, the body of the stickman bounces off the ground before Goku prepares an energy sphere on his hand and lunges it forward. At the same time, Kirby fires a star bullet that nearly hits Hank inches away from his face, the assassin tries to regain balance, only for Kirby to aim his blunderbuss point-blank range at his chest.
Kirby: Poyo, poyo. (Roughly translates to "Hasta la vista, baby")
The building explodes once Goku and Kirby unleash the Gravity Bash and Super Extreme Aim Shot, the bodies of Hank and The Chosen One go flying back and crashland rocky and grey ground.
Wimbleton slowly got up, slightly struggling due to the amount of damage he ate at that moment, but hey, at least he was save for now... Wait is that a trai-
Hank gets rammed by the incoming locomobile, he was flung upwards and landed hard on one of the carriages with a loud thud, before The Chosen One also ran the same fate and coincidentally crashed in the same carriage.
As for Goku and Kirby, they were also flung up to the sky after the explosion but weren't hurt that much, the landed on the roof of some of the trains carriages and proceeded to keep going with their gun duel that was brieftly interrumpted.
The fight between Hank and Chosen One didn't stop either, as the former whipped out an automatic machine pistol to keep pressuring the Stickfigure, in response the latter summoned a barrage of ice that froze everything inside the carriage, it even started to freeze Hank's entire body, with his foe immovilized for a few seconds The Chosen One clocks Hank, sending him flying throught different carriages up to the engine room where he slammed against the level, causing the train to shift its engines to maximum overdrive.
The sudden change of speed was felt even to our fighters who where fight on top of the train.
Goku: I don't think this should be going so fast...
It was true, since the train was heading directly towards an A.A.H.W. Scientific facility. They saw The Chosen One flying away and hitting the engine with a streak of lasers which alarmed both aliens to quickly fly out of there before the train's imminent collision. It resulted in another explosion, this one being more massive than the one Goku made.
The explosion of the headquarters was so big in fact, that the shockwave travel a huge distance all the way to a hot dog stand, where a zombie Clown named Tricky was about to take a bite out of his food... Until the shockwave obliterates his meal. The clown stared at the remains of the hot dog and began to shake uncontrollably.
Tricky: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, both alien warrior stared at the smoldering result of the explosion along The Chosen One, who didn't even care for these two where there, Hank was his primary objective after all. In midst of all the silence, Goku would lean towards Kirby.
Goku: Don't you think we're getting interrumpted a lot during our fight?
Kirby shrugged
Goku: Guess it's only me then.
But then something unexpected happened, a figure wearing some crimson goggles would emerge out of the smoke, with his mask gone and revealing a destroyed jawline, Hank stepped out of the flaming crater very pissed off, this was met with a wave of confusion by the three, especially The Chosen One, but it didn't matter, if that couldn't kill the assassin then he must try even harder to kill him.
Cue: Madness Combat 5 Soundtrack: Cheshyre - Clown Song Of Death
But before any other haymaker could be thrown, a sudden flash of white fire would catch the attention of everyone, it was Tricky now in a demonic form. The clown would look at Hank and the other newcomers with a furious frown before charging an attack.
KNOCK IT OFF!!!
The attack is launched in a fit of rage, causing the area to burst into another fiery explosion that probably obliterated Hank and The Chosen One, probably. As for the Saiyan and Star Warrior, they would be launch straight into the sky and disappear with a twinkle. Hopefully they'll end up in a much peaceful place.
SpongeBob VS Maxwell by AidenRulz0828
Location: Bikini Bottom.
Cue: Spongebob Grass Skirt Chase Heavy Metal Remix
From the earth to the air, it's time to take the plunge to explore one place where our alien warriors haven't fought yet, so... Are you ready, kids?
Ah... The beautiful lands of Bikini Bottom, land of all kinds of sea creatures out there, from big fishes to even the tiniest of plankton.
French Narrator: Uh, this is supposed to be my job...
Sssshhh, zip it. Anyways, it would be a total pleasure to narrate what kind of wacky adventures is Spongebob SquarePants up to today, but i never thought he would be FIGHTING A LITERAL CHILD TO THE DEATH. Yeah, that's right...
The Krusty Krab, known to be the most famous (And greedy) restaurant in the entire vast ocean, has now been turned into a coliseum where Spongebob was fighting Maxwell, a kid that is a jack of all trades thanks to his magic notebook.
The sponge would lunged towards Max to smack him in the face, but the kid quickly scribbled something down in his notebook, causing a forcefield to appear infront of him and block Spongebob's blow. Maxwell didn't stop there and wrote down other several objects on the notebook, thus spawning an army of mannequins equipped with heavy fire power. They aimed at Spongebob, who lets out a girlish scream.
Spongebob: YIKES!
They opened fire on Spongebob, he was soon covered in a rain of bullets and even rockets as the barrage went on. Meanwhile, Maxwell took his precious time to heal himself, he wrote "healing food" and ironically, a krabby appeared, which was strange but he didn't thought much of it.
But suddenly, a bubble missile was launched straight at the mannequins, prompting a bubbly explosion that destroyed the army in one go. Maxwell looked to his right and was shock to see Spongebob walking out of the smoke unharmed, like the Terminator (Again), all thanks to his broken regeneration.
Spongebob: Get a load of this!
Maxwell: Oh shoot!
Both prepared to attack at the same time, but a sudden impact on the sand would halt the duel for a short period of time. Everyone would wonder what was that, but the truth would reveal itself in the form of a martial artist and a pink gumball. Goku jumped to his feet while also helping Kirby in the process.
Goku: I never thought our fight would eventually end up in the depths of the ocean, Kirby.
Kirby: Poyo poyo...
The puffball said while dusting himself off. But then, Goku's brain process something...
Goku: Wait... How are we breathing underwater?
Before the utter existential crisis behind that question could be answered, Mr. Krabs grabbed the microphone of the register to boom his voice all over the arena.
Mr. Krabs: Well, it looks like we have new challengers! So let's open 2 more poll to see who ends up winning!
Two fish add some poorly made doodles of Goku and Kirby and put them next to the equally bad doodles of SpongeBob and Maxwell, soon the sea people start putting more money into the bet, making Mr. Krabs rubs his hands greedily while his eyes change into dollars signs. Then, he talk on the microphone again.
Mr. Krabs: FIGHT, NOW!!!
Goku: Alright! Let's do this!
The Saiyan's enthusiasm of fighting more strong opponents would blind him, since he'll charge up a ki blast in his palm, not knowing that might cause a little bit of collateral damage in the process. The only one that knew this was Kirby and he immediately went for cover as Goku fired the blast.
Spongebob and Maxwell's eyes went wide in shock and soon they jumped out of the way as the ki blast went off, causing an explosion that destroyed the Krusty Krab arena and send every single fish sitting at the stands flying throught the air. But don't worry, the citizens of Bikini Bottom are used to it at this point... Except for one.
Fred: (Off-screen) MY LEG!
Kakarot would then notice that he used a lot of power into that one Ki blast a third time and he'll curse to himself because of it.
Goku: DARNIT! Not again!
But fortunately for him, the two new challengers managed to survive the blast, much to his surprise, Maxwell managed to create a shield around him while Spongebob just used his broken toon force to survive that. Maxwell especifically noticed the appearance of Goku and managed to deduce how to fight against him in the most effective way possible.
Maxwell: An anime character? No problem, i have the perfect counter for that.
He quickly opened his notebook and began to write a couple of words inside of it, Goku then saw a figure coming out of the dust, he squinted his eyes to see who it was, only for said figure's eyes to glow bright red before firing a laser vision that cleared the dust and zoom towards Goku.
The Saiyan quickly brought his arms into a crossblock, just barely being able to protect himself against a heat vision more hotter than the core of the burning sun. Once it ended, Goku finally took a good look at the misterious figure, who ended up being someone he knew very well.
Goku: Superman?! What are you doing here?!
Although this wasn't the Superman he knew, since the copy made by Maxwell didn't even respond to Goku's question and immediately flew forward to deck Kakarot right in the face, sending him flying back. Goku came to a halt to retaliate but suddenly, two more members of the Justice League would appear behind him, those being Wonder Woman and Aquaman, both lunged forward to attack Goku with their signature weapons, but the Saiyan would do a double kiai that launched both heroes out of the way.
Maxwell: C'mon everyone, let's bring some Justice!
The assault wouldn't end there, since two batarangs thrown by Batman would then tangle around Goku and let out a shock of over 25 million volts, this wouldn't do any further damage to Kakarot, but what it actually damage him were the faster than light haymakers done by The Flash, the good hits of Hawkgirl and the useful offensive delivery of Green Lantern.
Goku struggled to hold of the members of the Justice League, they were overwhelming him to an extreme extend and if he couldn't hold them all, it will end badly for him.
But then, Goku began to focus a little, even with all the blows he was receiving at the same time he found the power to remain calm. He took a deep breath to recover and suddenly he backflip away to dodge an incoming strick of Flash, followed by easily catching Wonder Woman's Lasso of Truth with one hand and yanking the heroine towards him to throw a kiai that reduced her to a puff of smoke.
Hawkgirl and Aquaman tried to attack again, but Goku suddenly launched two ki blast at them, thus removing them out of the fight. The Flash tried to attack head on, but even with his super speed he was folded like an omellete once Goku threw a Clothesline. Goku didn't waste anymore time and did some quick teleporting to take Green Lantern and Batman out of the equation, with only Superman being the only one left, he'll leap while throwing a punch forward, but then again, Goku catched the fist, then he finally opened his eyes, before giving a cocky smile.
The Martial artist destroyed the copy of Superman, prompting to step back due to the shock of someone being that strong.
Goku: Nice try, but you're gonna need more than carbon copies to win.
Maxwell: Don't worry, i got more where that came from.
While the battle of Strength vs Imagination was going on, Spongebob finally got unstuck out of the sand and shock his head to get rid of any remaining sand inside of his body, he had way worse injuries before, but that explosion sure left a mark. He'll turn around, only to see Kirby.
Spongebob: Hi there, little guy-
His greeting was received by a punch straight to the face, flattening it.
Spongebob: Ouch...
Krusty Krab's chef blows his thumb to regain his mass and then narrows his gaze towards Kirby, it was time to get serious. With one swift flick of his wrist, he brandished his shining spatula right on Kirby's face in a menacing way, but the latter just stared with an unimpressed expression, so naturally he just prepared himself for a wacky showdown.
Spongebob lunged forward to deliver some quick swings with his spatula, prompting Kirby to do a series of backwards leaps to dodge every attack, Kirby then backflips away and looks within his surrounding to find something he could use for a copy ability. Unfortunately, the only thing he finds is a bunch of fried fishes laying around the floor, which doesn't really help that much.
As Kirby side steps another swing of Spongebob's spatula, he notices something that might help, a parked boat, the Puffball didn't think twice and ran towards the vehicle to inhale it. Spongeboy was a little confuse of what his opponent was trying to do but then, Kirby swallowed the boat, prompting his squishy body to contort to fit the entire thing in his mouth, thanks to his Mouthfull mode he was able to fully take control of the boat, which made Spongebob drop his jaw in surprise.
Car Kirby immediately took pedals to the metal and drove straight towards Spongebob, who tries to run away, only to get rammed full force. The sponge didn't give up tho, and managed to clutch the trunk and slams his feet on the sand to stop the movement of the boat. But unfortunately his noodle arms weren't enough to stop Kirby and he was drag along the way, all while still holding on.
Kirby skids and swerves to get the Sea Sponge off of him, without any particular success, he even activates the turbo, causing him to go even more faster and burn Spongebob thanks to the red flames coming from the back of the boat, but even then, the Nickelodeon character didn't budge.
Spongebob: I'm not... Letting go! Nothing will stop me! Not even-
He'll soon gasp upon seeing a certain sign.
Spongebob: Giant clams?!
They enter a field full of clamps, we can only hear the faint yelps of Spongebob as he gets bitten over and over, in the end, he emerges with a bunch of parts of his body missing.
Spongebob: I'm... Still not letting go! even for-
He gasp once again, when noticing another sign.
Spongebob: Cheese graters?!
Just like last time, the poor sponge gets slice and dice inside the field of cheese graters, and eventually emerged with even less body parts than before, but still, SOMEHOW, hanging on.
Spongebob: If you think I'll let go for a little-
But then, he'll encounter something way worse.
Spongebob: EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION?! OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
We cut back to Kirby, who can only hear the scream of suffering of Spongebob in the background, it seems he has finally lost him for good, or so he thought. Spongebob suddenly appeared in front of the road and held a stop sign, followed by doing the same gesture.
Sadly, Kirby just amped up his velocity over the speed limit instead, causing Spongebob's plan to fall into pieces before getting utterly tackled by the speeding boat, sending him flying sky high. From the other side, Maxwell gets abruptly hit by a ki blast made by Goku and the two fighters land hard against the sandy floor. They were in a really rough spot.
Spongebob: This is bad, they're too strong!
Maxwell: I know, but there's gonna be a way around this...
Spongebob: But how?
The kid thought for a few seconds, before snapping his fingers at the sight of an idea.
Maxwell: I got it, get ready.
He will say as he began to write something on the notebook, which Spongebob responded with a warm smile.
Spongebob: Don't worry.
Suddenly, the camera would reveal what Maxwell wrote in the notebook, it says "Multiply by 30 billion".
Goku and Kirby reunited, the former questioned a little about the latter's appearance but that confusion ended up being short lived, since they were much more surprised by the biggest army of Spongebob's marching towards them.
30 Billion Spongebobs: I'M READY!!!
The entire army brandished their spatulas as they ran forward. Although Kirby was VERY skeptical about this, Goku was way too motivate to back down from this opportunity, and with a body full of adreline he jumped on top of Boat Kirby and commanded him to drive as fast as he can. Without any further option, Kirby pressed on the accelerator all the way in and drove straight ahead.
It only took a couple of seconds for them to reach the army, and once they did, hundreds of Spongebobs were being ran over or getting blown up into oblivion.
Even with the absurdly massive numbers advantage on their side, the sponge army couldn't even reach the two aliens, their teamwork was so efficient that they were getting absolutely wrecked as more ki blasts overwhelmed the area. In fact, the sounds of the explosions were so loud, that it woke up a certain lame octopus: Squidward. He opened the window of his house and yelled.
Squidward: Can you Barnacle heads keep it quiet?! I'm trying to have my beauty sleep here-
Suddenly, he'll realize that there were billions of Spongebob's everywhere, all of them turns around to salute him.
Billions of Spongebobs: Hi Squidward!
In that moment... Squidward deflated like a balloon.
Back with the alien warriors, They have already taken down at least a couple million of them, but it wasn't enough, they needed to get rid of all of them at once, but how... Then, Goku had an idea.
Goku: Kirby! Drive to that pile of sponges, quick!
Kirby quickly drifts, the tires screech as they put some dirt in some Spongebob's eyes. They approach faster and faster towards the pile, once they reach it they climb it up to the very top before being launch straight into the sky at maximum speed. With both airborne, Kirby does a swift turn to leave Goku facing down, allowing the Saiyan to be properly placed for the final attack.
Goku: Get ready for the real deal!
The Saiyan cups his hands together and charges up a bigger and badder energy wave he could do at that moment.
Goku: KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
The energy wave spiked against the ground, as all the Spongebobs watched in horror... One in particular looked to his left, only to see Maxwell scribbling down "Powerful forcefield" for himself, and only himself.
Maxwell: Sorry.
Spongebob Number 181234: Oh barnacles...
After the gigantic explosion dissipates, Maxwell undoes his force field and slowly walks to see the remaining of Bikini Bottom, he hears some screaming coming from above and looks up to see THE original Spongebob falling and crashing on top of him. Both lay in the ground, feeling defeated, until they see the shadow of Goku and Kirby standing in front of them.
Goku: You guys really put up a good fight! It was really fun.
Kirby: Poyo!
He extends his hand and helps Spongebob and Maxwell to put themselves up to their feets. They dust themselves off.
Goku: Sorry for the wreckage tho.
Maxwell: Don't worry, we'll fix it up in no time
Spongebob: With some little help, of course.
Goku: Sweet, but can you guys help us get out of here first?
Maxwell: No problem.
The scribblenaut kid wrote one final thing on the notebook, causing a Magic Pencil to appear out of thin air. Spongebob quickly grabbed it and drew a door that said "Another universe".
Goku: Thanks!
They'll soon wave goodbye and both aliens walked through the door, thus leaving Spongebob and Maxwell to fix all the chaos done by the battle.
Kittan VS Yamcha by Cheesypickles564
Location: World Martial Arts Tournament arena.
Cue: Last Wish of a Wolf
The door that Spongebob drew lead our alien warriors to another location in an alternative universe, this location was especially known for Goku since... He battle a lot of people here for his whole life.
Currently, a match was engaging in the tournament arena, consisting in Kittan Bachika, one of the members of the Black Siblings, fighting one of the members of the Z warriors, Yamcha. Although this wouldn't be a proper fist fight, since the former was now piloting King Kittan mech, thus giving him the size advantage. But even with all the odds stack against Yamcha, he was still holding up pretty well against Kittan.
The massive King Kittan lunges forward and smashes his fist against the arena, prompting Yamcha to dodge several times as the mech throws multiple punches at once, the Z Warrior manages to evade his opponent and responds with a few ki blast towards Kittan, they exploded upon contact with the mech, but it tanks the explosions and tries yet again to attack Yamcha.
Yamcha: I'll give it to ya, Banana Man, but I'll finish this before you know it!
Kittan: I don't think so, shaggy-hair!
Both prepare to launch their attack at the same time, Yamcha cups his hands together as blue energy begins to form in his palms, while Kittan quickly changes on of the mech's arms into a lance and reels it back.
Yamcha: Kamehame-
Kittan: SPACE SUN-
Suddenly, a door materializes in the air and opens, causing Kirby and Goku to unexpectedly fall out of it and hit the ground, the latter having another attire for some reason. This scene causes both fighters to cancel their next move and wonder what the hell just happened. Goku slightly gets up while scratching his head and notices his fellow Z Warrior.
Goku: Yamcha?! What are you doing here?
Yamcha: I should be asking you the same thing! and... Why are you so battered?
Goku: Hehe... It's a long story...
Kittan: Hey, you're kinda interrumpting our duel here!
Goku: Oh, i'm Sorr- Woah!
Kirby suddenly picks up Goku and tosses the Saiyan away to get him off. Goku twist himself mid air and lands near Yamcha, while Kirby just backs away and stays near King Kittan. The desert bandit didn't like the sudden action made by the puffball, so he turns towards Goku to ask him something regarding about Kirby.
Yamcha: Is that pink thing bothering you?
Goku: No, not really, we're just having a friendly battle, want to join?
Yamcha: Me? Of course i will.
Goku decided to turn up the heat and proceeded to use another transformation up his sleeve, with a explosion of blue energy, his Super Saiyan God form vanished and transitioned to it's more divine version, Super Saiyan Blue. Now donning blue hair, Goku and Yamcha prepared themselved in a fighting stance.
Kittan Seriously? Why do i get the little pink thing?!
Kirby frowned upon Kittan's comment, and to prove him wrong, he quickly dialed up a number on his cellphone and after a few seconds, a pink mech crashes against the ground, prompting Kirby to get on top of it and pilot it, this was his trusty Robobot Armor. Kittan looked at Kirby's own mech and couldn't help but chuckle at the sight of it.
Kittan: Heh, that's more like it!
King Kittan brandishes his lance, while Kirby smashed the Robobot's fists against themselves to get ready.
WMAT Announcer: I seems both combatants now have some partners, very well then, this is now a 2 vs 2 match!
Goku: SOLAR FLARE!
From out of nowhere, Goku places his hands near his face to produce a giant flash that blinded both Kittan and Kirby, and also probably the members of the audience.
The robotic team covered their eyes as they were practically hit with a flash bang, once the light dissipated, they were both suddenly kicked to their sides thanks to a double attack performed by Goku and Yamcha. The mechas clanked against each other, creating metallic sound, before their respective rival grab them and toss them aside.
Kirby quickly regained control of the Robobot armor and puts his genius piloting skills into work to throw a metal right hook towards Goku, who jumps over the attack and delivers a roundhouse kick to the armor, causing the torso to spin very rapidly in place. But instead of taking this as a disadvantage, Kirby used the armor's spinning torso to lunge forward and hit Goku straight to the face, causing him to spin in a similar fashion as the armor.
Goku slammed on of his feet to stop the momentum and then thrust his arm forward to launch a barrage of ki blasts, that were simply blocked by guarding with the robobot's arms.
Knowing that the default armor wouldn't be so useful in this situation, Kirby quickly activated one of the modes of the Robobot Armor, his mech changes forms, changing its pink color to a light blue one and equips a dual plasma cannons. Now with Spark Mode ready, he fires an electric shot towards Goku, prompting him to sidestep the projectile with a rapid movement and do the same as more and more shots are fired.
Kirby propels himself upwards using the propellants of the armor and prepares a much bigger electric blast before firing it, while Goku brings his hand forward to launch an energy wave, the two beans clash and distort before explodiong outwards in an electric shockwave.
moving to the fight containing the underdogs, Yamcha swifts around King Kittan and delivers a series of clawing attacks on the metal skin of the mech, although it doesn't pierce it, it does make him stumble side to side. Kittan tries his best to properly aim his lance towards Yamcha, but without any avail.
Instead of thinking in a complex strategy to catch Yamcha off-guard, he decides to go absolute apeshit and aim the lance downwards before firing the blast on the ground, causing both fighters to be flung into the air plus destroying a good chunk of the arena into pieces. But hey, at least it catched the desert bandit off guard in some way, and also their partnerts.
While in mid-air, Yamcha questioned the destructive outcome of his opponent's attack.
Yamcha: Jeez man! What kind of strategy was that?!
Kittan: As long as it works, it's all GOOD!!!
He screamed while swinging his fist forward, prompting Yamcha to quickly dodge and retaliate to stop his flight, while King Kittan did the same. The latter doesn't waste time and immediately lunge itself to tackle Yamcha. Both did a couple of spins and twists mid-air, before releasing.
Kittan sprung into action by hitting a right hook on Yamcha before he could react, sending him flying away, until the mech quickly flies to reach the Z warrior and delivers another hook to send him the other way.
The high-speed beatdown continued for a few seconds before Yamcha eventually manages to retaliate to swiftly dodge one of King Kittan's fists, he takes ahold of the mech's arm and aims his open palm towards its face to release a point blank ki blast.
The explosion doesn't critically damage the mech, but it does allows Yamcha to grip the mouth of King Kittan and puts a lot of strength into opening the hatch, he fully opens it, thus exposing the pilot: Kittan.
Kittan: Hey, knock it off!
The Z warrior tries to climb inside the pilot's cabin, but Kittan quickly takes care of Yamcha by kicking him three times to fully ejecting him out of the cockpit. Kittan closes the hatch with a clank and proceeds to backhand Yamcha with his lance-like arm.
The desert bandit recovers and tries to do an energy wave.
Yamcha: KAME-
Only to be suddenly interrupted by King Kittan's lance bonking against his head.
Kittan: Stop doing your damn light shows!
A downwards punch and Yamcha spikes down to the arena, causing a huge crater plus a plum of dirt to be shot upwards.
Goku: Yamcha! Hang on!
The Saiyan said as he fended off another shot of the armor's plasma cannons. He performs a powerful kiai that launches Kirby into one of the still intact corners of the arena, giving him enough time to come to aid his friend. But he'll need to that rather quickly since from out of nowhere King Kittan began divebombing like a balistic missile to perform his next attack: The Kittan Stinger.
Yamcha tried to slowly open his eyes, until they suddenly open wide in a second as he saw King Kittan's pointy head coming down on him. He had no time to dodge and just held his arms above his head to wait for the worst... Until someone catched the mech near inches away from him.
He opened one eye to see what was happening and luckily, Goku caught King Kittan at the last millisecond.
Kittan What?!
Goku: Sorry banana head, but no one is hurting my friend on my watch.
Kakarot throws the giant mech over his shoulder and slams King Kittan against the arena, breaking the center even more and launching whatever piece of debris laying around there upwards. King Kittan was buried deep in the ground, no one knew if he was down for the count.
WMAT Announcer: I-I can't believe it, Kittan is down! Could this be end of him?
The arena became silent, no one knew for sure. Kirby looked down the gaping hole to see the whereabouts of the mech, but there was only darkness.
Yamcha: Welp, guess he is done for-
The Z Warrior's comments was immediately interrupted when a deep rumble shook the remainings of the arena, from out of nowhere, Goku felt an energy coming below his feet and tried jump out of the way, but it was too late, the Saiyan was knocked once King Kittan emerged out of the ground, but this one was quite differente. The mech was much bigger, the lance had way more reach and was now donning a shield on the other hand.
Kittan: You think this battle is over? Nah, you haven't seen what i'm truly capable of! Meet SPACE KING KITTAN!
The mech let out a high pitch roar before slamming its lance against a airborne Goku, sending him crashing below. Yamcha didn't think twice to help out his friend, but he'll suddenly feel something grabbing him by the waist, it was the Robobot Armor.
Yamcha: What the-
Kirby then lifted Yamcha up, turn him around, and smashed him multiple times against the floor, prompting the desert bandit to eat dirt, literally. Kirby slams him down once more before spinning the torso of the armor, grinding Yamcha's face against the earth while the ground begins to burn from intense friction, finally he jump into the air and plants the bandit's upper body deep into the dirt.
The Puffball does a flashy pose upon landing, which distracts him for the fact that Yamcha was already unsticking himself out of the crater.
Yamcha: My turn!
The Popstar's saviour fails to turn around in time, causing the armor to stumble back thanks to a strong claw slash.
Yamcha: WOLF FANG FIST!
Leaping in front of the armor, Yamcha let out a series of quick successive punches and claw slashes against Kirby's robot, thus producing deep slashes on its metallic skin. Yamcha reeled back his hands before thrusting them forward, all while letting a howl.
Yamcha: ARWOOO!
The robobot armor was yeeted across the arena, just passing near the current beatdown of King Kittan against the Martial Artist. As of right now, the Gunmen was bashing its foot against Goku with all of his might, he didn't wanted to let his opponent to have a chance to attack and so did everything he could so to prevent that. But even with the crushing weight of the mech stomping Goku again and again, The Saiyan was managing to get up each time. It was like a cockroach that wouldn't die no matter what.
Kittan: JUST. STAY. DOWN!
He yelled inside the cockpit while still stomping, unfortunately for Kittan, Goku decided he had enough of this and channelled his divine Saiyan power through his hands, prompting a circular flow of energy to surround the mech, restraining it. The gunman pilot let out a confused scream, and tried to move the mech, but it was futile.
Goku: Not so tough now, huh?
The Saiyan cockily taunted, before pushing his hands forward, making King Kittan stumble back. Then, Goku rocketed towards him to deliver an elbow, the latter barely had the time to block it with its shield but it caused this one to be reduced to bits. The mech staggered back, leaving him wide open for Goku to let out a strong kick, causing one of the arms of King Kittan to be teared out of the socket
Kittan yelled angrily and swung the lance around in an attempt to strike the Saiyan, but this would become harder once Goku swerved around the giant robot like an annoying fly. Goku bolted through each limbs, bisecting them with a swift move, and finally, he flew towards the gunman's horned head where he created an energy sphere on his palm with godly ki and thrust it forward, causing it to explode.
Kittan screamed as he was engulfed in the explosion, but instead of being incinerated thanks to the Cosmic Rush... He didn't give up just yet. The Gumnan regenerate back to its original form, it landed right beside the battered robobot armor and helped Kirby to get up.
Kittan: I DIDN'T WANT IT TO COME TO THIS, BUT I HAVE NO CHOICE!
King Kittan formed a giant drill on his hand, likewise, Kirby copied the same move and makes his right arm a giant screwdriver to help out.
Goku: Let's do this, Yamcha!
Yamcha: Right on!
Both Z Warriors held his hands together and began charging up an energy wave to end it all.
“DOUBLE KAMEHAMEHA!”
“DOUBLE GIGA DRILL BREAKER!”
The double ultimate attacks, collided in one massive explosion. Causing the pilots of both mechs to be launched backwards as their respective robots were reduced to nothingness, now with their opponents defenseless, Yamcha took the opportunity to unleash a finishing blow. A spirit ball materialized on his palm and proceeded to launch it forward.
Goku: Yamcha, Wait!
But unfortunately this prove to be a fatal error, since Kirby managed to inhale the spirit ball directed towards them and spat it out, prompting it to crash against the poor desert bandit, leaving him in his iconic pose we all know.
(Music Stops)
Goku's eyes widen in surprise, before frowning his brows in anger
Goku: Hey! You are really going to pay for that!
Kirby in response pouted and call for his warp star before blasting into the distance, Goku then followed suit.
With both underdogs fighters out of combat, the announcer gave the final result.
WMAT Announcer: Uh... Ladies and Gentlemen, i think we have a draw.
Although the final result wasn't well received, prompting members of the audience to jeer angrily and to toss stuff into the beyond broken arena.
Inspector Gadget vs Gizmoduck by Thevoidmansavatar
Location: City of Duckburg.
Cue: GO GO BLATHERSKITE!
From the one side of the world to another, we end up in the fictional U.S state of Casolita, home of the famous city of Duckburg, the home of certain famous Disney ducks, like Donald Duck or Scrooge McDuck. Although, we are not here to talk about them, since well... An alien cat invasion is currently unfolding.
Hundreds of scared anthropomorphic ducks were running in terror and the cat aliens shot their deadly lasers everywhere, a few where unlucky to be hit in the crossfire, causing them to become roasted ducks, with extra crispiness included.
But you may be wondering, is there a hero that could stop this invasion? Actually, there is. It's no other than Fenton Crackshell, otherwise known as Gizmoduck! But, sadly for us, he's too busy fighting someone else: Inspector Gadget.
Gadget: Go Go Gadget Copter!
The cyborg man would shout as a helicopter blade popped out of his fedora before flying above some buildings, Gizmoduck propelled himself upwards and began chasing the Inspector through the city. Fenton changed one of the suit's hand into a cannon and aimed it forward.
Fenton: Get ready for a sweet surprise!
Gizmoduck fired the projectile towards Gadget, he quickly turns around to see what it was and immediately gets a pie to the face, he takes off all the cream off his face, without first eating a little.
Gadget: Mmm... Apple pie.
While the two were having their duel, a much more intense was happening just a few kilometers away. Kirby drifted around a huge barrage of ki balls fired towards him, as Goku threw even more and more from behind. Even with the current invasion going on, they weren't even paying attention to that, they were more concentrated in their current battle than anything else. And what makes this even more funny, is that they were also accidentally destroying some flying saucers flying near them, so i guess their fight was helping in some way.
Goku: Get back here!
However, Kirby didn't listen and amped the speed of the Warp Star, prompting Goku to use instant transmission to easily catch up to him and tried to deliver a quick punch. The Puffball managed to duck under it and the two exchanged a series of blows before clashing fist, creating a shockwave that pushed them aside. They prepared to fight again, but then, they suddenly heard a voice coming from their side.
Gadget: Incoming!
From out of nowhere, Gadget rammed against both aliens, followed by Gizmoduck doing the same, causing all four combatants to tangle with themselves and crash onto the street. As they got up, Gizmo and Gadget noticed the weird appearance of these newcomers, for Fenton: both were more aliens, for Gadget: these were probably some MAD henchmens. But it's ok, nothing that these two can't stop.
Gadget: Wowzers! I never thought i would use this gadget, but here it goes.
The Inspector would turn towards the Saiyan, the latter wonders with confusion what he's trying to do, while Kirby just backs away to not get hurt in the crossfire. A small compartment opens on Gadget's chest.
Gadget: Go Go Gadget Murder Goku!
Goku: Go go what now?!
A small cannon pops out of the compartment and begins charging a powerful laser beam, as soon as it did, the area around them began to shake and crumble, the nearby streets cracked, light posts fell to the concrete and windows were shattered into pieces. A red glow began to envelope in the cannon as it dangerously aimed at Goku, he immediately held his ground and prepared for whatever projectile the Inspector wanted to throw at him.
Due to the intensity of the build up, Gizmo and Kirby both walked away as they were witnessing the red glow being brighter and brighter by each second, combine with crimson sparks flowing within the energy ball.
Finally, the energy ball reached its peak, the same thing could be said for Gizmo and Kirby's anxiety as the cannon was already prepared to launch the projectile, and then... Everything went silent...
But instead of destroying the very concept of existence as we know it, the gadget stopped working, for some reason. Everyone were confused.
Goku: Um... Is something supposed to happen or...
But from out of nowhere, the cannon blew up unnexpectedly, sending everyone through different directions.
Kirby retaliated as soon as possible and tried to get back into the fight, only for Gizmoduck to stand in his way, thus preventing him from advancing any further.
Fenton: Not so fast! You'll have to go through me first!
After all the interruptions that happened in this fight, Kirby has already grown numb to new opponents at this point, so naturally he prepared for the tussle. But, he thought maybe he should add a little variety this time and so, Kirby activated both Needles and stone abilities to use one of his other special abilities: The Power Combos.
Kirby's right arm suddenly turns into a spinning drill and he lunges towards Gizmoduck, who is caught off guard by this and barely manages to dodges to the side. In retaliation, Fenton steadied his cannon before opening fire, prompting a barrage of different flavored pies to be thrown forward.
Thanks to the drill, the sweet bakery wasn't match against the steel weapon and it tore clean through each pie, Gizmoduck tried to fire more, but this time Kirby inhaled every single one of them, thus giving him a little bit of healing before aiming the drill and releasing it, causing it to shoot off.
Gizmoduck rolled away of the drill's path, causing the steel weapon to jam against the wall after a few seconds. Before Fenton could fight back, Kirby activated another Power Combo that contained two ice abilities. The puffball's color turn into a light blue one and jumps forward to transform into a big snowball.Fenton prepared himself by holding his arms forward and waited for the impact.
As soon as it did, a giant snowball burst down the wall of the building, dragging the robotic armored duck with it.
As Fenton was having his little troubles with an alien, Gadget was pretty much in the same spot, although it was much dangerous for him. Goku threw some right and left hooks towards the Inspector, who moves around the punches thanks to his cybernetic extendable body parts.
To give a counterattack, the Inspector ducks underneath one of Goku's punches before jumping in the air and activating another of his gadgets.
Gadget: Go Go Gadget Handcuffs!
As he finished saying that, a pair of handcuffs appeared out of nowhere to clamp themselves against Goku's wrist, before attempting to yank the Saiyan with all of his strength. However... Goku didn't move a single inch, even with all the effort that Gadget did, it was futile, and besides it's not like someone else tried to do the same thing a while ago.
Goku easily broke the handcuffs, which was a surprise for the cyborg Inspector, but nonetheless, maybe another one of his Gadgets might do the trick.
Gadget: Go Go Gadget Hands!
From out of his coat, 6 mechanicals arms appear to aid him for the tussle against the Saiyan, it was 8 arms vs 2, and it seemed Goku was in a sort of disadvantage, but he did have something he could use for this situation.
He began to move his arms around, very fast.
Gadget: What the? How are you doing that?!
Goku: This? It's an old technique a learn a while back.
From Gadget's point of view, he saw how Goku was now having 8 arms, but in reality, Kakarot was moving his arms so fast it seemingly looked like 8. Either way, Gadget lunged his mechanicals arms forward and each tried to attack Goku, but thanks to the Eight-Arm Fist technique, he was able to fend of the arms pretty well.
Finally, Goku deflected all his arms at once and with a powerful kiai that sent the Inspector crashing against a wall, Goku prepared to deliver another kiai, however, a shadow loomed over the building they were in and before they knew it...
Fenton: Lock out below!
A giant snowball crushed the building, causing it to explode outwards, leaving the entire city block drowned in white snow.
After a few seconds, Gizmoduck takes his head out of the snow and looks at the result made by the collision
Fenton: Blathering Blatherskite! It's a winter wonderland.
Soon, Gadget took his head out, followed by Kirby doing the same, however, someone was missing. Some of the snow started to melt due to a great temperature coming from below, before they knew it, a burst of energy cleared all the snow in the street all at once, thus revealing Goku, with a Super Saiyan Blue stacked up with Kaio-ken.
Unfortunately, Goku would then get rid of the Kaio-ken seconds later.
Goku: Hehe... Sorry, i got a little carried away there.
The Saiyan took a second to regain his energies and went for a battle stance.
Goku: So, who wants to go first?
Obviously the message was directed towards them, but no one actually knew how to make the move... Until Kirby used a double bomb copy ability to basically become a living rocket launcher, three separate missiles popped out of his mouth and were ready to be deployed.
The Inspector and Gizmo immediately understood the assignment and pulled out the same move as Kirby.
Gadget: Go Go Gadget Missiles!
Fenton: Missile launcher!
All the rockets were launched at the same time, giving a direct hit against Goku, but once the smoke settled, he remained unscratched.
Due to their unsuccessful attempt, Goku responded by extending his arm forward to send a barrage of ki balls towards the three, which prompt them to quickly evade the blast and to plan a new strategy to take down the Saiyan. Kirby went ahead first and used another of his power combos to keep up with Goku, after combining the spark and cutter abilities together, he gained a cool yellow double-bladed laser sword, which heavily resembled a lightsaber.
With a quick twirl, Kirby then lunges forward and did a rapid succession of slashes against Goku, the latter swerves around the laser sword with some some perfectly done leaps and ducks. The Puffball went more faster with his slashes to add more pressure, which seems to work as Goku was now using his arms to fend the sword off. Even with the sharpness and temperature of the laser blade, it wasn't enough to pierce through Goku's skin, it only caused a few sparks to spurt out between each hit.
While they were going at it, both Gizmo and Gadget where strategizing their plan of attack... Although they didn't know what to do exactly.
Gadget: So... What's the plan again?
Fenton: I'm still don't know...
The Inspector wondered for a bit.
Gadget: Oh! I know, Go Go Gadget Portal-
He began saying, as a small robotic hand holding a portal gun popped out, but before the gadget could do anything, a small ki ball suddenly darted across the street and blowed up the gun to smithereens.
Gadget: Welp, that didn't work.
He then sat next to Fenton.
Fenton: Mmm... Maybe this plan could work, but i'll need your help, are you down for it?
Gadget: You can count on me!
Gizmo whispered to Gadget and after a few seconds, both of them understood what to do.
Goku: Man, i wish i could have a sword as cool as yours, Kirby.
The monkey boy would say without missing a beat as he kept fending himself against the double laser sword. While they were distracted, Gizmoduck quickly rolled into action and sprayed huges amounts of oil slick down the road, then, Fenton signaled Kirby.
Kirby noticed the sign and immediately did the most powerful slash he could do to make Goku slide across the floor. The Saiyan was expecting to halt, but soon he would realize that he was still sliding thanks to the oil. Before he could teleport away, Gadget engaged the second part of the plan.
Gadget: Go Go Gadget Jump Spring!
After finishing the sentence, a giant red spring was laid on the floor, causing Goku to fly up into the sky once he made contact with it, he flew in a bee line, until bonking against the main cat alien mothership with a metal thud.
Gizmo and Gadget high fived after the successful plan, and they even tried to call Kirby. But sadly, Kirby still had some unfinished business with Goku and drove his warp star to meet up with the Saiyan warrior.
Meanwhile at the control cabin of the mothership, we see a room filled with tons of cat aliens monitoring some computers, all while the leader of the ship was just standing there, drinking a cup of coffee.
Leader: How is the invasion going?
Assistant: Pretty well, although it seems we have lost some of our ships to unknown objects.
Leader: It doesn't matter, if everything is going well the it's all good-
But everything began to not go well the moment Goku and Kirby burst down the floor of the ship and began to bring chaos from the inside. While anyone else were panicking, the leader was the only one to keep it together.
Leader: IDIOTS! SEIZE THEM!
The remaining soldiers quickly ran to interfere, only to be utterly obliterated in the crossfire after a few seconds, which prompt the leader to facepalm.
Goku: Ok Kirby, i think it's time for me to go all out! Kaio-Ken!
The burning red aura of Kaio-ken fused with the one of the godly ki and shortly after Goku held his ground. In that moment, Kirby ditched the laser sword and used one final power combo: The combination of needle-needle.
Goku's eyes opened as wide as physically possible, for the first time in his life, he felt fear, not because of the sharp bee stinger, nail, compass, sharpened pencil, corkscrew, the Opuntia cactus or the three-pronged fork that Kirby had... It was because of one thing... The Medical Syringe. His super saiyan blue + Kaio-ken transformation dropped in a blink of an eye.
Goku: AH! NEEDLES!
With an impending doom ahead of him, Goku ran away, while Kirby began to follow him, the latter accidentally destroying some control panels and the main steering wheel, thus causing the ship to malfuction and blast off into the distance, far away from Duckburg.
Mettaton vs The Noise by GodzillaFan8889
Location: Italy, Pizza tower.
Cue: Pizza Tower OST - Funiculi Holiday (Tutorial)
You all know why Italy is very known for, there is multiple reasons for it such as the its architecture, culture, art, opera, literature, film, fashion, etc. But one thing that stands out the most is their delicious food, like a popular example: Neapolitan pizza.
Speaking of pizza tho...
Cue: Metal Crusher - Undertale - Gooseworx Cover
Near the end of a cliff, a gigantic brick tower towered above everything around it, although it didn't seem like anything interesting was happening, we had to pay attention not to the outside but to the inside. That's where all the action was happening.
As of currently in the third floor of the tower a current event sponsored by MTT and NTV, with their current stars: Mettaton, the most fashionable monster of the undergrounds, and The Noise, the greatest prankster of this whole wide tower. You may ask to youself, What's this event about? Well... It was literally them fighting to the death, what did you expect.
The Noise: WOAG!
NTV's main star would cry as the rectangular robot swung a freaking chainsaw against him, luckily for Noise, he would quickly dodge to evade his attempt of assassination and in retaliation he took a red bat from his overly sized pocket before smacking it against the screen of Mettaton. Prompting the underground star to back away.
Mettaton: WATCH IT! THE REPLACEMENTS COST MORE THAN AN ARM AND A LEG
The robot would revved up the chainsaw as he lunged forward, followed by The Noise readying his bat.
The Noise: Nah, i don't care!
He responded sarcastically before jumping into the attack. This fight is surely intense, i'll admit, but where are not here for that.
approaching rapidly with the intent of crashing against the structure, all thanks to the panicked Goku who was still running around the ship with Kirby rolling just meters away from him, the fear of needles was the only thing keeping him from just using instant transmission.
His path soon ended, when he was cornered in a hallway with a dead end. Goku slowly turned around to see Kirby, his form brandishing the hospital needle with a menacing twinkle, nobody moved a muscle... Until the Puffball launch himself towards Goku, the latter lead out a scream of terror and in a last ditch to escape threw a random ki blast point blank range. The explosion was powerful enough to destroy a chunk of the mothership, causing both Goku and a now untrasformed Kirby to be thrown out, and for the ship to change path.
The two aliens flew for a few seconds, before piledriving through the towers roof, along with the fifth and fourth floor, before finally crashing on the third.
Goku stood up quickly than expected, he inspected if he was still alive after the traumatic experience, luckily he was and sigh in relief. He also checked if Kirby was okay and not in the needles form, also luckily, he was.
Not so much for the show tho, since this sudden interruption broke the immersion of the viewers. And the hosts.
Cue: Undertale OST - Wrong Enemy !?
The Noise: Who the hell are these bozos, This was never part of the script! Or was it?
He checks the script, it only says: "Beat Mettaton" "The End".
Mettaton: MY MY, I HOPE WE DON'T GET COPYRIGHT STRIKES THIS
As for the audience, certain someone recognizes these two newcomers.
Sans: Hey look, i know those guys.
Frisk: (Frowns in confusion)
Yep, he's back again.
Goku: Listen, i was just having a friendly fight with my pink friend, so if you excuse us-
Mettaton: A FIGHT YOU SAY? THEN YOU'RE LUCKY MY DARLING SINCE WE WERE DOING THE SAME THING TOO!
Kirbo: Poyo?
The Noise: That's right you pink booger, and the best of all, it's on live TV! Say hi to our spectators!
From the other side of the TV, we see Kirby's friends (plus Dedede) and the Z Warriors.
The Noise: So what y'all say? Want to keep the show running?
Goku: I... You know what? Yeah! Let's do this!
The Saiyan would say as he transformer back to Super Saiyan Blue.
Kirby: Poyo!
Cue: Pizza Tower OST - Pumpin’ Hot Stuff (Boss 3 The Noise)
The Noise: Well then, how about we keep the show going. I'll start first!
He would scream as Noise pulled out a giant minigun out of wherever place he had it in the first place and proceeded to fired it towards the closest person in sight, out of the three, Goku wa sthe one to be hit by the barrage of bullets and soon he was slightly pushed back by it.
While the NTV star was mowing down his opponent, Mettaton turned towards Kirby, who immediately went for a fighting stance to hold his ground. He didn't wanted to get a surprise attack just like Goku.
Mettaton: YOU BETTER PREPARE YOURSELF, DARLING, CUS I AIN'T GOING EASY ON YOU!
Mettaton aimed his finger like a gun, which at first sight it seems like he was going to fire a projectile, but soon Kirby's eyes widen when suddenly a bolt of electricity shot straight out of the robot's finger, prompting the puffball to dodge in a panic. Soon, more bolts were sent towards him.
Metatton: C'MON! DANCE TILL YOU'RE DEAD!
Kirby slipped through the electrifying bolts and quickly decided to go on the counterattack. The puffball pulled out a special weapon of his, a magic scepter with a shiny yellow star on top, with the Star Rod in hand, he flickled the scepter a few times to send multiple star bullets forward. Mettaton revved up his engines to evade the stars, all while still trying to be as sassy as possible and keep firing the electricity.
Although this wasn't enough and one of the stars hit him in the face, prompting a small burst of glitter and sparks to be expelled out of MMT's actor. Mettaton bonked his hand against his fist to regain consciousness, perhaps a change of plan should be necessary in order to gain an advantage,he then hunched over a little.
Metatton: I'M GONNA FLY FOR YOU!
His wheel was then turned into a rocket propeller, thus allowing Mettaton to fly up high. While in the air, He pulled out various things to throw at Kirby, the puffball quickly evade multiple things such as eggs, a bag of flour, a bunch of cutlery and even a weird white dog. All of these items mentiones exploded on contact for some reason too, despite not being explosives.
Mettaton then grabbed a fairly sized bomb and chuck it down, however, Kirby prepared his Star Rod and with a flick a bullet was quickly sent, causing it to crash in an explosion. But from out of the smoke Mettaton came flying and tackled Kirby off screen, catching him off guard.
While Kirby was having his fairly weird tussle against Mettaton, Goku on the other hand was fighting an annoying hyperactive gremlin, AKA The Noise.
With some sick skateboard tricks rivaling the ones of Tony Hawk, Theodore quickly grabbed his skate to smash it against Goku, the latter blocked it with his arm and counterattacks with a punch that flattens Noise's face, however, he simply blew his thumb to regain his mass and attack again.
Even more skateboards swings were thrown around towards Goku, and although he wasn't thoroughly damaged by them, he had a slight doubt about Noise that he wanted to test. With the Skateboarding gremlin still on the attack, Goku quickly rushed him and before Theodore could react, the Saiyan lands an one-inch punch straight onto Noise's chest, causing his chest to swell and his eyes to cartoonishly pop out of their sockets before being launch towards the ropes.
The ropes hopefully broke The Noise's fall, but it didn't end there since he was rocketed back towards Goku, which ended with him clotheslining the NTV's star. The audience gasped thinking The Noise was down for the count, so believed Goku, but unexpectedly enough Theodore got up like nothing happened and shook it all off non chalantly.
Goku: How is that possible? I added a lot of strenght into those punches.
The Noise: Listen you spiky boy, i'm just getting started here!
Goku: Really? Then i'm eager to-
The Noise: SURPRISE ATTACK!
Suddenly, The Noise would jump on top of Goku's head and began to wildly slash and bite the Saiyan's face like an animal with rabies, giving Goku a taste of his own medicine in some sense. This was probably the most unexpecting thing Goku had experienced thus far, out of all the enemies he had faced, no one came close in the levels of randomness that Noise have.
Goku grabbed the Noise by his tiny cape and managed to extract him from his face for a few seconds, the latter still trying to claw his face, but before Noise could do more of that, The Saiyan turned around to slam his opponent hard against the ring, followed by Goku smashing an energy sphere on The Noise, sending him flying back.
In mid-air, Noise retaliated to put on his jetpack and flies forward to close the gap between the two. Goku leaped out of the floor to fly as well and both fighters meet with a clash of fist, before fully developing in an air brawl with fists being thrown around everywhere.
Surprisingly, they were evenly matched.
The Noise: You far more tougher than that stupid italian man!
But then, Goku teleported behind The Noise.
The Noise: OH SHI-
His curse was cut short when Goku delivered a spinning roundhouse kick, prompting him to be launched and shortly face plant on the floor. As Noise was getting up, he saw a silhouette right beside him, in retaliation he clocked the silhouette.
Mettaton: AGH! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE HITTING!
The Noise: Hey don't blame me tin can! I'm having my own problems here!
Mettaton: I... YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVERMIND.
The robot turned around to continue his fight, but at the same time, something caught the attention of The Noise: A small switch on Mettaton's back, with curiosity winning over him he leaned forward... And flip it.
(Music Stops)
An abrupt silent followed afterwards, Mettaton slowly turned around to face Noise.
Mettaton: DID YOU. JUST FLIP. MY SWITCH?!
The Noise: Yuh-uh, I just did!
Everyone stopped what they were doing and took a look at Mettaton, he clutched his head as he was shaking violently, which prompt people like Goku, Kirby and The Noise to jump back to safety. Finally, a bright flash occured, followed by a certain voice echoing through the stadium.
All the lights and special effects directed to the spot where Mettaton was, we could see a tall figure standing in the middle of the fog, but this wasn't our ordinary and blocky Mettaton, not at all. Finally, with a single flashy pose, the fog dispersed aside, revealing MMT's star in a brand new form, Mettaton EX.
Mettaton EX: Behold, my true form!
The audience went wild in a deafening roar, although, the three weren't really impressed by Mettatons new transformation, especially Goku. He leaned towards Kirby and whispered to his ear.
Goku: Don't worry, i've seen this a lot, he probably has like... Maybe 2 more transformations left.
Mettaton EX: Now, i'll make your last living moments an ABSOLUTE BEAUTY!
Cue: Death By Glamour (Undertale) -Dual Mix-
Suddenly, dozens of constructs resembling his own legs burst out of the ground and headed right towards the combatants, each of them quickly moved away and dodged all of the incoming legs. The Noise used his skateboard to get ahead of everyone else and then used his baseball bat to fend off the legs on his way. It didn't end there however, since Mettaton EX had more than just legs, in fact, he had plenty of bombs and boxes that would slow them down.
While Goku and Kirby cleaned the way with their star bullets and Ki blasts, Noise was approaching faster and faster towards Mettaton EX, who didn't back down and keep pressuring with even more projectiles.
But then, The Noise got too close and prepared to do another baseball swing, however, Mettaton EX smirks as he leaned out of the way before chucking a heart that exploded right on The Noise's chest, sending him tumbling across the stage.
Mettaton EX: That was quite a predictable move of yours, darling.
The Noise: Predictable?! I'll show you then!
His words were true, since in an unpredictable move of his, he jumped out of the stage and into the crowd, causing them to scramble around to make way for The Noise. Mettaton EX tried to still attacks him all while being extra careful to not hurt any of the visitors, but it wasn't enough since some of them frantically tried to run to the nearest exit in the middle of the chaos.
Soon, the room was filled with projectiles being thrown around while The Noise was dodging them with some sick flips.
Mettaton EX: STAY STILL!!!
Goku: Hey what's going on?!
The aliens warriors turned to see what was happening, their eyes widen in surprise to see the chaos that was unfolding, they literally didn't pay attention for a second and now all kinds of things where happening.
Mettaton EX had enough of these shenanigans and opened his chest compartment, revealing a heart that flew out to shoot a bolt of electricity, at the same time, The Noise pulled out the biggest Noise Bomb he could find and threw it forward. However...
Goku: NOW!
Goku blasted an energy wave forward, as well as Kirby flicked a star bullet. the four attacks smashed and disorted the space around them before creating a giant explosion, followed by a white flash.
...
The light dissipated, revealing something unexpected, it was 9 different and interconnected reality bubbles floating around the room, one of them containing two androids floated down towards The Noise while he was recovering.
The Noise: What the hell is this?
He tapped the bubble... Causing all of them to shake uncontrollably before spewing the fighters that each bubble contained.
Mettaton: Oh gosh...
All the cameos made this event more chaotic... No, scratch that, apocalyptic that it was, there was no room where you would be save. This was an all out brawl now.
A giant gust of wind was shot out of Red Tornado's hand, prompting Vision to dodge around it to fire a laser beam from the gem located on his head, however, a magical barrier summoned by Maxwell protected his fellow Justice Leaguer, followed by Spongebob lunging forward to smack the synthezoid with his spatula.
A burst of flames goes across the room as The Chosen One attacks his foe Hank J Wimbleton, who goes under the flames before firing a shotgun shell point black against the stick figure, sending him sliding back. The Mercenary fires again, but instead, the pellets deflect once colliding against Mr Incredible's chest, who then reaches for his back to launch Puss in Boots like a baseball, the spanish cat unleashes his rapier and repeatedly stabs it on Hank's head before jumping back. Hank tried to use another weapon but then, a blue streak went past him, causing Hank to stumble back in shock... Before noticing his jawline was missing.
A-Train: Ugh, Gross...
Tenya Iida: HALT!
The speedsters ran across the floor, leaving a blue streak wherever they went. It seemed like this chase was never going to end, but two certain fighters would make sure to catch that filthy criminal.
Gizmoduck: Oil!
Inspector Gadget: Go Go Gadget Wet Floor!
Both Inspector and Fenton Cracker spewed the liquid onto the floor and in A-Train's way, casuing the Vought Hero to slip and slide before crashing against a wall, however, they thought Iida was going to brake in time, but that wasn't the case and the class 1-A student ran the same fate as A-Train.
Suddenly, half of the tower broke off, as a giant Gaia Colossus picked the chunk of the structure to chuck it against Fecto Elfilis, they simply cut it in half with their spear, before preparing some homing projectiles. But Chip had some help by his side.
Kittan: Space Sunbeam!
Yamcha: Kamehameha!
Both gurren lagann pilot and Z Warrior fired their beams at the same time, catching Fecto off guard as they were engulfed in the blast, prompting a big cloud of smoke that quickly dissipated one Elfilis came flying out of there pretty pissed off, thus ensuing another battle.
In the midst of the chaos, Sans was nonchalantly drinking a bottle of ketchup, while not particulary caring for the absolute shitshow that was happening right now
Sans: Welp, guess this is the price of having another Undertale cameo.
He then looked to his side to see Crypto staring daggers at him.
Sans: Oh, it's you again-
The alien then rushed and tackled Sans to the floor with a scream of rage.
Mettaton EX couldn't believe, he was too shock to properly thing amongst every fight happening at the same time, he looked to see the ratings and unfortunately for him, they were close to zero. Then, he spotted Kirby in the crowd and quickly stopped him right on his tracks.
Mettaton EX: Look what you two have done, this show is officially ruined!
Kirby: POYO!
Mettaton EX: Is that so? Then i'll show you a lesson, Darling!
Another white flash covered the stadium, when it cleared, it revealed the final transformation of the star of MMT: Mettaton NEO.
Mettaton NEO: YOU STAND BEFORE THE DAZZLING STAR OF THE UNDERGROUND, THE TRUE FORM OF THE DOCTOR'S CREATION! IT'S ABOUT TIME WE END THIS SHOW, DARLING. ANY LAST WORDS-
Kirby simply flicked the Star Rod with the most unimpressed face ever, causing the star to crash against Mettaton NEO, destroying him instantly. Just like in Undertale. The puffball sighed in relief, until The Noise came from behind to attack him.
The Noise: Nighty Night!
However in slow motion, a shadow loomed over Theodore...
Goku: KAIO-KEN!!!!!!!
From out of nowhere, Goku charged up with Kaio-ken flaring around his body to deck The Noise right in the face, just saving Kirby in the nick of time. Goku then launched a barrage of punches and kicks on NTV's Star before launching him upwards with a swift kick.
Goku: KAMEHAMEHAAAAA!!!!
It finished up with a diagonally up kamehameha, causing The Noise to be completely disintegrated after a few seconds. Although, the power of the energy wave began to distort reality once more, before causing a singularity in space and time that suck him, Kirby, and all the present cameos. And then, the singularity closed and exploded outwards, leaving a deafining silence behind.
Cue: Broken Dreams - Death Battle Fanon Track
Soon, Goku opened his eyes and saw that they were right back in the spectrum of universes, this time tho, they were in a free fall. The Saiyan tried to break his fall with his flight, but for some reason, it was not working, the same thing happened to Kirby aswell, not even his warp star could halt him either.
While they were still falling, they saw cracks in reality forming in front of them, each opened like a zipper before revealing fights happening all across the multiverse. These were rather interesting...
???: OH BOI!
???: Hot dog!
A demonic entity against the biggest coward. Even the most skittish can face the biggest threats.
???: I AM GOD!
???: Let's-a Go!
???: Tusk!
???: Booyah!
A battle of selfish evil between a vampire and a demon. There's only room for one ruler.
???: The World!
???: You Insect!
???: Take this!
???: ?!
The cracks soon sealed off before dissipating into nothingness, leaving both fighters very impressed. This multiverse holds so many stories that is mindblowing at times. But enough of that.
Kirby then remembered his actual task, it was to defeat Goku. The Puffball with the last strength he could muster grabbed an airborne Star Rod, before diving down, Goku finally snapped back to realize Kirby was already on the move.
Reeling back the Star scepter, Kirby would then flick it forward, however, Goku managed to do a God Bind just in time to stop the Star Warrior. Unfortunately, due to the amount of energy drained at this point, Goku dropped the technique for one second, giving Kirby enough time to continue the attack, prompting the scepter to collide against the Saiyan in a bright explosion, followed by reality warping once more and both fighters vanishing out of sight.
Location: Random Planet.
The crack of reality abruptly opened, before launching the two through opposite directions, with Kirby losing his Star Rod and Goku detransforming back to his base form. This was a very long battle that at this point our combatants don't seem to be in good condition to keep fighting.
Goku: No...
The Saiyan tried to stand up, just barely doing it with the remaining energy in his body. He was stressed, very stressed.
Goku: I tried everything I had, and yet, Kirby is able to find a counter for it... What do i do now?...
But then, Goku had thought of one last resort, he wasn't going to originally use it but Kirby left him no choice. He flew up and once he gained enough height, Goku raised his hands into the air.
Cue: Dragonball Super - Genki Dama Theme (HQ Cover)
Goku: Everyone! Please, lend me your energy!
From all parts of the universe, small particles of light rise off the ground, even from living organism such as animals, plants and even people.
Krillin: No way, he's actually going to do it! We better help him!
The members of the Z Warriors also raised their hands to give some of their energy to Goku, including Vegeta, who just raises one hand, due to shame, i guess.
Dedede: Hey i want to do that too! Escargoon, raise you hands now!
Escargoon: Yes, Sire.
The penguin and snail also joined to give Goku some energy, which in turn made some of Kirby's friend doubtful if he's going to be able to get out of this one situation.
Back in the planet, Kirby climbed over a rocky structure and once he got up, he saw it, a ginormous blue ball of energy being held just above Goku's head, the sight of it made Kirby step back in fear. Finally, with the energy ball towering over the mountain, Goku would let out a final war cry...
Goku: Its ready! TAKE THIIIIIS!!!!
Before launching the Spirit Bomb.
In that moment, Kirby just... teared up, this was it, he had no copy abilities, no power combos, no robobot armor, no final weapons, nothing, absolutely nothing. How could he ever counter that? He had little to none power left, and even if it had more, he doubted himself if he could inhale such thing.
He just waited there, as the Spirit ball came closer and closer with an ominous humming...
But...
-"KIRBY! PLEASE, DON'T GIVE UP!
The Puffball suddenly the voice of his friend, Tiff, encouraging him to keep going. In an unexpected surprise, Kirby felt something inside of himself, it was not food, it was something that would help him to move forward. Inside of his stomach dimension, a small fruit began to glow brightly before activating...
from Goku's perspective, the spirit bomb was already in motion to grazing the ground, however, the energy ball suddenly stopped in its tracks.
Goku: What?!
Cue: Sectonia vs. Hypernova - Extended - Kirby Triple Deluxe Music
The spirit bomb began to be swallow by a newly reformed Hypernova Kirby, even with the size of the attack he managed to store it inside his mouth with the cheeks being inflated like the one of a squirrel, then, Kirby frowned angrily before spitting the spirit ball with all of his forces. Goku's eyes widen within a second and immediately transformed into Super Saiyan Blue amped with Kaio-ken
But it was futile, since the Spirit bomb was already too closed to him. With a cry, Goku was engulfed in his own attack as his screams echoed throughout all dimensions, before the spirit bomb finally collapse on its own, imploding inwards and then exploding outwards in a massive explosion.
...
The smoke dissipated, revealing just one fighter left: Kirby. He slowly opened his eyes and saw how light particles rained from above, he looked around the wide crater created by the explosion, to his surprise, there was no sight of Goku.
Thankfully, it was all over and so, he turned around to leave... Until a giant pillar of light erupted out of the ground.
Cue: Ultra Instinct OST - EPIC VERSION [BASE]
Kirby turned around again with sweat coming down his brow, he saw it, it was Goku, now donning bright silver hair and eyes, combined with an menacing aura of purple and light blue colors. The Saiyan looked up and saw hypernova Kirby, with a smirk he reiterated something towards his opponent.
Goku: Kirby, we're not done here.
Kirby was fairly shocked by all of this that he took a step back, but then, he gained a more determined look and without a second though the Puffball jumped over the rocky floor, prompting Goku to do the same in just a flash.
The final battle has begun.
Cue: Broken Dreams - Death Battle Fanon Track
With a huge surge of determination, Kirby was the first one to attack and winded up a roundhouse kick to throw it towards the Saiyan, much to his surprise however, Goku would simply teleport out of the way and return the kick with twice the force, sending Kirby crashing down into the rocky plateau.
The Hyper Puffball quickly retaliated with a jump, only for him to suddenly be surprised by an airborne Goku before getting kneed right in the face. Jeez, Goku wasn't holding back anymore, not in the slightless.
Kirby was launch far away again, but this time he had a plan of attack, as Goku leaped out of the ground to attack again, his opponent suddenly opened his mouth widely and began to inhale everything around him, Goku managed to keep himself glued to the ground, however, what he forgot was one tiny detail: The pieces of debris being ripped straight out of the floor.
Huge chunks of rocks were approaching towards Goku very rapidly, prompting the latter to use his evasive abilities to a good use to dodge every single chunk with grace. But it didn't stop there, since all the debris were stored right in Kirby's mouth, and just like a certain phrase of his, he threw it right back at Goku, who instead of evading it just destroy everything with a well timed ki blast.
Fortunately, this was all part of Kirby's plan, as he suddenly shot forward to land a devastating punch, this move alone managed to Goku off guard, which caused him to barely dodge the attack by mere inches. Kirby went on the assault with a full on aggresive onslaught of punches and kicks towards the Martial Artist, who is activately trying to keep evading as much as possible.
The pressure keep on going with Kirby's attacks, these becoming faster and faster by the second upon finally launching a straight kick forward, sadly, Goku would backflip before performing the Wild Dance Annihilation to perfectly land a barrage of shockwaves to hit Kirby all at once, making him slide back a few meters.
The Saiyan immediately took impulse and tried to land a punch on Kirby, and it did, it hit right on his cheek, unbeknownst to Goku, Kirby no sells the attack like nothing, leaving the monkey boy confused by this.
Goku: What-
A sudden smack to the chin send Goku spinning mid-air, before landing far away from his rival. He took his time to recover, although he was very surprise that Kirby landed a hit on him, even with Ultra Instinct activated. But enough of admiration, the fight must continue.
Goku did some rapid movements to cut the distance between him and Kirby, and once they met a clash of fists ensued, creating a powerful shockwave that send small rocks flying upwards. Then, they suddenly shot into the horizon at alarming speeds, as the Saiyan and Star Warrior exchanged blows throughout various parts of the planet. From an outside view, two small dots can be seen zooming in and out.
One of Kirby's attacks manages to push Goku back, but in retaliation he uses instant transmission to teleport behind his opponent and deliver a barrage of punches, launching Kirby through a large mountain, thus cutting it horizontally. However, the large chunk of the mountain was sucked by Kirby and was promptly tossed towards Goku. Kakarot frowns as he goes for a crossblock, the chunk of the mountain collides against the Saiyan tanks the entire piece of earth head on, before ultimately destroying it from the inside.
From above, Goku aimed his hand to fire multiple ki blasts towards the ground, once they collide, huge explosions surrounded the affected area, leaving large craters in the floor. Although no sight of Kirby whatsoever.
Goku sensed something coming from his right and turned to see a glimpse of a yellow dot rapidly approaching forward, It was Kirby riding the Warp Star. With a sudden brake of his vehicle, all the momentum gathered by the speed of the Warp Star made Kirby launch his body at high speeds, before he reels back his foot.
The Saiyan prepared his fist in response, and once they were in close melee range, they threw the attack at the same time, causing another powerful shockwave. But it didn't end there, as some cracks of reality shows alternative universes versions of both fighters.
A child version of Goku wearing blue and yellow clothing having a fierce duel against a slightly darker colored Kirby in the fields of Dreamland.
Two video games versions of Goku and Kirby, having a fight with no items at Final Destination.
An incarnation of the Saiyan Warrior served to be a member of the time patrollers, against a black and white Star Warrior, fighting at the Crack of Time
And finally, two evil encarnations served to be the opposite of what both Goku and Kirby are, they destroyed everything on their path at West City.
The result of the clash launched both back at light speed, they zoom past different mountains and environments, before ultimately meeting again at the other side of the planet, where another clash of attacks ensued. More cracks of reality showed more alternative universes.
Two very realistic depictions of Goku and Kirby, it looks like their entire fight is being resumed in 5 minutes
A fight of dumbass versions of Kakarot and the Puffball, but deep down, they are not as dumb as they may look
And to finally putting an end to this obscure versions, we see a Kirby with huge christian faith, against a Goku who does things in a nutshell
The final clash sends them spiking into the ground, creating huge burst of dirt upon colliding. Goku got up, his Ultra instinct and base form flashing back and forth for a few seconds, Kirby's hypernova also having the same effect. Those clashes sure did drained them a lot of energy, didn't they?
The Saiyan stumbled forward a little while trying to stay on his feet, he managed to stay on one knee, and noticed that his hands were shaking, all thanks to the adrenaline of the fight.
Goku: Man, i never thought we would go all out like this, and yet, here we are, hehe...
He commented with a slight sense of humour, in which Kirby didn't respond, and just nodded with a wince.
Goku: But the truth is that throughout this entire fight, i've only one thought in mind, that being..
A sudden burst of energy covered the Saiyan's body, Hypernova Kirby took a step back and tried to react, only for Goku to rush forward in the blink of an eye before clocking Kirby right in the face.
Goku: TO BEAT YOU NO MATTER WHAT!!!
Fighting through the sheer pain, Kirby manages to slip under the attack to land a powerful kick on Goku's cheeks, the latter tries to punch again, but the Puffball uses his tiny size and speed to blitz Kakarot before he could dodge. Goku receives dozens of punches and kicks to slow him down, however, he releases a kiai from out of nowhere to take Kirby by surprise, thus giving him the chance to land a fatal haymaker on Kirby.
Popstars saviour tried to return the favor, but Goku interrupts the follow up by kneeing him, before repeatedly attacking Kirby without holding any of his attacks. The latter gets overwhelmed by the former, he couldn't do anything to counterattack, and his frustation grew bigger and bigger to the point he let out the loudest scream he could vocalized.
Kirbo: POYOOOO!!!!!
In a hissy fit, Hypernova Kirby began to inhale once again, prompting Goku to quickly get out of the way to no get eaten. However, he wasn't expecting what happened next: Half of the planet was ripped apart like a piece of paper.
Goku teleported out of the way, and landed on the still intact half of the now planet, there he saw Kirby storing the other half in his mouth before spitting the largest chunk forward. Goku gritted his teeth and after channeling a lot of Ki, a giant form of ultra instinct manifested around him, before leaping forward to deliver a haymaker straight through the chunk.
Kirby breathed heavily, for the first time in his life he was exerting himself to the very limit, and if he wanted to win, he'll need to give his best attack with every power that he has. And so, he called for the warp star, the vehicle swooped him in a second and transported him far away, we are the stars can be visible, and using all the energy he had left, he bring the biggest weapon of his arsenal: The Star Allies Sparkler, before it started gathering all the friends hearts it could gather.
Goku lands in a piece of floating rock, and look up into the skies, thus seeing the bright glow that the Sparkler was emitting. Goku wa just happy, happy that his opponent was going all out.
Goku: Finally...
He cups his hands one final time and began charging the energy wave, this was It, Goku was going to unleash everything he had in one last attack as a final attempt to defeat Kirby.
Goku: KAME.... HAAAAMEEEEE.....
From the other side of the galaxy, the last friend heart fills the Star Allies Sparkler with all the energy needed to fire the beam. It flickered a bright glow very rapidly and aimed downwards towards the planet, which prompt Goku to finally unleash the energy wave, firing it upwards.
Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Saiyan fires the gigantic energy beam forward, It traveled rapidly faster than the speed of light to hit Kirby, but at the last second, The Sparkler fires the beam at the last second, causing the kamehameha to be suddenly pushed back.
In desesperation, Goku uses his final trump card to give himself an aid, he stacks Ultra Instinct with Kaio-Ken.
Goku: KAIO-KEN!!!
A red aura envelopes with the one of Ultra Instinct, causing the last remains of the planet to be vaporized and the Kamehameha manages to even the power with the Sparkler's beam.
The beam struggle causes everything around to be destroyed, planets and their satellites were destroyed, some stars and galaxies were erased and the universe tembled in a big quake. Finally, the beams lost stability, resulting in one gigantic Big Bang that engulfed both fighters and soon enough, the universe itself.
Cue: I’m with you
The light then fades, revealing a grassy field with the sunset in the horizon, Kirby wakes up and slowly stands up, he looks around and then looks up to find... A halo above his head.
He panic and starts to tear up a little... Only for the halo to suddenly move out of the way, thus revealing that the latter actually belonged to a now deceased Goku. He looks up and sees the halo.
Goku: Huh? Dangit! I lost...
He sits down on the grass and does a criss cross with his legs, Kirby then approaches him and sits besides the Saiyan, with a expression of sadness.
Kirby: Poyo poyo...
Goku: What?! No, i'm not mad at you! Besides, this is not the first time it happens, hehe...
Both stood there in silent, just watching the sunset in the distance.
Goku: Although, i must admit that i had a lot of fun fighting you, Kirby. Thanks to you we met countless of strong people and, well, we went all out in the end.
Kirby smirked joyfully, to a certain extent, he also enjoyed fighting with Goku, so it was the fun that it mattered.
Goku: Say, Wanna go again sometime-
Kirby: Poyo.
Goku: Oh, it's ok i understand.
And so, this marked the end of the battle of the two aliens warriors, no hatred nor bad blood, just friendship in the end.
K.O!
- Ending Screen: Shows the two warriors sitting on the grassy field... Until suddenly a hammer gets thrown into the screen, the camera pans out to reveal a raging Dedede having a breakdown because his magnificent plan didn't work, all while the Z Warriors and Kirby's friends are watching him with pettiness.
Results
Demo: AFTER 6 MONTHS OF HARD WORK, IT'S FINALLY OVER!!! Gosh... This is so satisfying...
Kirbo: Just chill your jets Demo, We have a lot to uncover here.
Demo: Oh yeah, i forgot we need to explain this thing.
Kirbo: This was an extremely close match... No seriously, this was the hardest fight we ever had to analyze to this day and it basically could go either way, but let's analyze some of the categories, shall we?
Demo: In Strength, this was surprisingly a very even match for the most part, Kirby by himself can crack Popstar with just one punch, throw giant frying pans into the sun, homerun asteroids and can damage beings like Void Termina who threaten to bring the end of everything. Whereas Goku can create powerful shockwaves in his clash against Beerus, which threaten to destroy a universe 13 times bigger than ours, and let's not forget other enemies he faced like Jiren or Moro.
Kirbo: Tho, Void Termina's comment of "Bringing the end of everything" can be tricky due to the Kirby verse never mentioning "Universes" and the like.
Demo: In speed, this will technically go to Goku due to having the ability of Instant transmission, but don't get us wrong, Kirby has a tremendous speed too.
Kirbo: Kirby's warp star in general helps to back up this statement, the sheer speed of this vehicle is enough to fly to the edge of the universe in seconds, and let's not forget that our little pink friend is capable of frawlessly piloting and react while driving the Warp Star. Giving more than enough reaction and travel speed to fight on par with Goku.
Demo: So if we want Instant Transmission out of the equation, then it's pretty even in speed.
Kirbo: Durability goes next and yet again, they pack a lot of it to make this even. Not only they have receive attacks that can basically blow up an entire planet to their faces, but also attacks that can make an universe go bye bye.
Demo: And let's not forget that they've also had some experience with black holes too, the ones made by Magolor and members of Universe 2 to be exact. Tho, Goku only survived the pressure of it while Kirby can fully survive being in one and come back without any issue.
Kirbo: Experience is next and this one is rather interesting, in general they have average intelligence, although Kirby should come out on top thanks to him somehow knowing how to pilot the Robobot Armor. But if we talk about combat experience, then Goku takes it with some slight difficulty.
Demo: Man, looking at the categories like this, it seemed like it would be a draw.
Kirbo: Don't get too ahead Demo, because it doesn't matter which one could destroy 1, 2 or thousands of universes, the thing that matter in this debate is only one thing... Their respective powers and transformations.
Demo: Yeah... All things considered, it was more of a battle of who had more advantages with their respective powers, but which are more powerful? The entire arsenal of copy abilities of Kirby or Goku's transformations and ki attacks?
Kirbo: Obviously both have their pros and cons, Goku's transformation gives him a lot of power but drains his stamina, while Kirby's copy abilities grants him tons of methods to attack but they can get lose by a good punch. But let's remember this, even without a copy ability, Kirby is more than capable of helding his own against countless of enemies, like Queen Sectonia as an example.
Demo: Plus, Goku is the type of guy who would obviously let their enemies power up to fight them at their max, so the argument of "Immediately powering up and blitzing them" is irrelevant here.
Kirbo: I'll reiterate again, the problem with Goku is his transformations. Thanks to all the energy draining that these have, it's only a matter of time before Kirby can finally find an opening to defeat the Saiyan, and giving that he'll be able to keep up with Goku, then it's totally possible.
Demo: But couldn't Kirby just... Inhale Goku and end the fight there?
Kirbo: Nope, characters in DBZ were already capable of escaping dimensions, so inhaling Goku wouldn't be a good idea.
Demo: I see.
Kirbo: Oh and let's not forget that Goku... Can't breathe in space, so yeah, if the planet blows up that will cost him dearly.
Demo: Ok but there's one last question, what about Hakai?
Kirbo: Demo we already mentioned that Goku won't be using that technique.
Demo: But still, could Kirby survive that?
Kirbo: Surprisingly... Yes! Kinda. Let me explain: Kirby was able to survive Drawcia's deletion wave, which erased dozens of solar systems, and although it's never especified that this is a form of Existence Erasure, it does gives the implication that it sure is.
Demo: I guess that works.
Kirbo: Listen, Goku might be the toughest fighters we ever had to annalise and he would rightfully win in some scenarios, but ultimately, Kirby manages to slightly come out on top more often than not.
Demo: Looks like this fight ended in Broken Dreams, am i right?
Kirbo: You seriously used the soundtrack name for the pun?
Demo: It's the best i could come up with, plus i just want to go home.
Kirbo: Fair enough, The Winner is Kirby.
Back in the grassy field, the two aliens are still looking at the sunset, but suddenly, a great gush of wind goes by behind them, they turned around at the last second and barely managed to catch a glimpse of what caused that. They saw a figure of an anthropomorphic hedgehog fighting... Goku???
Their doubt couldn't be solved however, since these two figures passed by and disappeared in a flash, leaving both aliens wondering what just happened.
Next time on Season 2 of Death Battle...
Hello everyone, Elajios here, thanks you so much for watching my season 1 of DBF, i had a lot of fun making each battle and i also wanted to say this: i'm gonna take a little break. I have plenty of other projects in the sisters sites and i wanted to finish them first before returning. Expect me to return in June or July, hopefully.
but before we finish, i'll announce the winner of the ballot, give me a second.
(Blows dust out of paper)
- 6th: Silver vs Link (3 votes)
- 5th: Cell vs Dark Samus (4 votes)
- 4th: Enrico Pucci vs Emperor Belos (5 votes)
- 3th: Omni-Man vs Rose Quartz (6 votes)
- 2th: Sans vs Satoru Gojo (7 votes)
- 1th: Mewtwo vs Tetsuo Shima (10 votes)
But, there's something else...
-This is me. This is the shape that lets others recognize me as myself. It is my symbol for myself. This is, this is, and this is as well. Representations! Everything is merely a description, not the real myself. Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me. But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!
-Faster than an airplane! More powerful than a locomotive! Impervious to bullets! Up in the sky, look! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's-
Shinki Ikari vs The Last Son of Alcatraz
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