Description[]
Super Sentai vs One Piece, two second in commands to the main team leader battle.
Interlude[]
Wiz: Pirates are in often need of a crew.
Boomstick: And these two are the best co-captains to their ragtag group.
Wiz: Gokai Blue from Super Sentai.
Boomstick: And Roronoa Zoro from One Piece. He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Gokai Blue[]
Wiz:Kazisoku sentai Gokaiger, a group of ragtag pirates searching for ranger keys to be able to fight in the great legend war.
Boomstick: The great legend war is a war so massive that it required the forces of all previous super sentai teams to fight in it.:The Zanygack empire were the ones causing this massive war. They were a space empire, think the galactic republic but if it was made up of rubber monsters.
Boomstick:Enter Joe Gibken, who was once a member of the Zanygack's empire special forces. During that time, he was forced to endure training that was often abusive
Boomstick: Joe was once ordered to kill a group of children, but like any sane person would, he said no to doing that.
Wiz: Because of defying the zangyack, he was taken prisoner and made to wear a shock collar that would kill him if he was to remove it.
Boomstick: Joe escaped from the Zangyack empire, and Captain Marvelous, the leader of the gokaigers found him and removed the shock collar, and guess what it didn't kill them, because main character plot armour.
Wiz: Marvelous gave Joe the Gokai Blue key and with it, Joe can change into the megaforce, I mean Gokai Blue.
Boomstick: And Gokaigers are unique in that they can change into all previous versions of sentai teams and gain the full power of whichever Sentai team member they're currently wearing.They can mix and match like my ex wife did choosing her husbands.
Wiz: And should you be wondering, hey, why don't these enemies just attack them while they're morphing, once a ranger key is placed into the gokai morpher, it creates a forcefield that prevents any attack from going through.
Boomstick: And Joe has been a proven fighter without needing to morph, he can wield multiple weapons at once, usually swords and have used them to deflect bullets like I deflect my taxes
Wiz: What?
Boomstick: Never mind
Wiz: Joe is smart and the same tricks won't work on him twice.
Boomstick: Along with his swords, he also carries with him, pistols and a grappling hook
Wiz: And he has a signature move called the five sword style: Gokai slash in which he inserts five ranger keys into his swords and manifestations of those sentai attack the opponent with their own weapons
Boomstick: However he's not invincible, enough damage can knock him out of his ranger form and if you take away his morpher, he won't be able to morph
Roronoa Zoro[]
Wiz: Roronoa Zoro only ever had one dream.
Boomstick:The one where he realises he's at school in his underwear?
Wiz: No, not that kind of dream.A dream to become the world's greatest swordman.
Boomstick:That makes more sense. To reach his dream he enrolled into a dojo all to defeat Kuhina, who Roronoa zoro went 2000 to Nil. At some point it's fine to step down.
Wiz: But he never got to defeat them as Kuhina died.
Boomstick: That's a pro gamer move right there. They just said, nah, you can't defeat me and dipped. But alas, Roronoa Zoro went to his second best opponent, Dracula Mihawk. It was basically a rebound.
Wiz: To become the greatest swordsman, he wields three swords. Two for both his hands and one for his mouth.
Boomstick: And he's extremely skilled at slicing with his mouth sword. Hopefully he meets a lucky girl or guy.
Wiz: But he still couldn't beat Dracula Mihawk.
Boomstick: Oof. But Mihawk recognised his potential and gained him training to pass him in swordsmanship
Wiz: With training he was skilled enough to use attacks like the Oni Giri which allows him to use all three swords at once.
Boomstick: He also has the tatsumaki, an attack of literal air. Oh so that's why Tatsumaki in one punch man is called that.
Wiz: Roronoa Zoro also has a attack called he 1080 pound cannon. and the Nine Sword Style, an illusion of 9 swords than he can use, at once.
Boomstick: And he can also tap into Haki like Armament Haki which creates a shield around him and Observation Haki, which is very low precognition of an opponents' attacks
Wiz: He's also strong enough to cut a entire mountain in half. . Zoro's training and battles have pushed his body to the limits. He's capable of performing superhuman feats, like lifting massive weights, enduring brutal injuries, and even surviving deadly toxins.
Boomstick: Zoro's not just a one-trick pony with his swords. He's also shown mastery in other combat styles, like hand-to-hand combat and using his legs to deliver powerful kicks.
Wiz:Alright , the combatants are set! We’ve run the data through all possibilities!
Boomstick It's time for a DEATH BATTLE.
DEATH BATTLE[]
The greatest treasure in the universe, both Joe and Zoro had heard of a sword connenctting to the greatest treasure in the universe.
They both reached a deserted island and reached for the sword
"AI think that sword doesn't belong to you" Joe said
"I don't have time for games. Step aside." "Zoro said
"Games, eh? I'm afraid not, my friend. This here sword belongs to Captain Marvelous now." Joe said
"I don't care who you are. If you won't move, I'll cut you down." Zoro said
Analysis[]
Next Time[]
Connections[]
Extremely skilled swordsmen part of a group of pirates close enough to be considered family (the Straw Hat Pirates and the Gokaigers), acting as the trusted second-in-command to the eccentric red-clad main characters (Luffy and Captain Marvelous). Both had close friends in the past who helped them train to hone their sword skills, being constant motivators for them to be the best they can be after they were long gone (Kunia dying and Sid being forcibly made into Barizorg). Both were eventually sent to be killed for actions that went against corrupt authorities to save kids (Zoro killing the pet wolf that belonged to the son of a corrupt Marine captain to save a girl that was about to be attacked by it, and Joe defying his order to execute a group of captive children during his time in Zangyack's army) before being saved by the aforementioned red captains, swearing to fight by their side and see their dreams come to fruition for saving their lives. They suffered defeat at the hands of notoriously unrivaled swordsmen (Mihawk and Zodomas) and trained to one day beat them, though while Zoro eventually decided to train under Mihawk, Joe managed to defeat Zodomas. Both have trained all their lives with and primarily fight with swords, even having modes where they miraculously fight with more than two swords (Zoro's Three Sword Style and Joe's Five Sword Style: Blue Slash).