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This is a What If? Between 2 variants of Godzilla

Introduction:[]

Wiz:The king of the monsters, Godzilla has many Variations over the years but these 2 might be the Cutest.

Boomstick:Like Godzilland Godzilla the one who knows Math

Wiz:And Chibi Godzilla, the newest one

Boomstick He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick 

Wiz:And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skill to find out who would win...

Boomstick:A DEATH BATTLE!!!

Godzilland Godzilla:[]

Wiz:It was the year 1984, Godzilla had returned from his 8 year slumber and a new movie was released and what else to do but market the movie


(shot goes to multiple Godzilland Merchandise)

Boomstick:HOLY SHIT THAT'S A BUNCH OF MERCH!!

Boomstick:Also Yeah show all the children the world of a giant monster that destroys cities.Great idea Marketing team

Wiz:Boomstick you know that Marketing worked right?

Boomstick:WHAT IT ACTUALLY WORKED!

Wiz:As so, Godzilland was born, a more cuter version of Godzilla geared for the kids and also we'll not be using the Toy, Erasers,Stickers,Shirts, version of Godzilland Godzilla since that has no story and is probably not cannon so we'll be using the times Godzilland Godzilla was on TV

Boomstick:Yeah it would take like? Decades to do all that!

Wiz:Anyways, Godzilland Godzilla's appearances where in OVAs and a Trivia show and those parts where he had a human sister

Boomstick:uuuuuhhhhhhhhh Wiz how does a reptile have a human sister?

Wiz:Simple, adoption

Boomstick:How does a reptile adopt a sister?

Wiz:Anyways, he has the same intelligence of a basic human, as shown with him making food and using math, can shoot fire, drove a wooden train with about 6 cargos and his strength is par to par with Anguirus without any scratches or bruises.

Boomstick:So GODZILLA COOKS FOOD NOW, WHAT!!

Wiz:His speed is also impressive as he ate 10 pancakes in about 2 seconds judging by how fast a regular human can chew which is about 32 times,and we’ll assume he took 3 bites of those pancakes that would mean he is as fast as the speed of sound!

Boomstick:Godzilla moving that fast?THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!unless you’re talking about Iguana face over here

(Shows a clip with Zilla from the movie)

Wiz:But he still does have some weaknesses, you see he can get tricked easily when he was asked a subtraction question(what’s 10 -2) and then after was asked how many senbei he wanted (it was asked as how many)and he still answered 2 so he can get tricked easily 

Boomstick:Even with that he is still a proud king of the monsters even if he is for small children!

Chibi Godzilla:[]

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Chibi Godzilla Boxing

Wiz:The year was 2018 pretty recent right now but to show children the world of Godzilla they used a little character known as.
(high pitched godzilla roar)

Boomstick:CHIBI GODZI wait... why does he look like broccoli?

Boomstick:Like if I put an image of broccoli next to him it looks exactly the same and why does he have ears like he looks more like shrek than Godzilla. See I put some clothes on him and WHAM he looks exactly like shrek

(show image of edited Chibi Godzilla with shrek clothes)

Wiz:Don’t mind that the designers made him look like that to appear to children, Chibi Godzilla has some abilities such as Fire Breath that he burns out when he cries but if he also cries in his heart it will still come and this fire breath is so hot that it can burn someone’s whole body to a brown crisp and these flams can be sizes of unknown proportions 


Boomstick:So he cries for power? Jeez and I thought I was the only one who does that and that’s mostly when I’m drunk!

(Boomstick is holding a beer and opens it)


Wiz:but he does have some intelligence, he knows how to surf and he knows how to box, is also is strong enough to lift a dumbbell judging by the size of that dumbbell his strength might be 10kg, knows how to use the internet and he can kick a soccer ball so strong it breaks the goal net so it means he can kick 300 mph!


Boomstick:WHAT HOW CAN A CHILD BREAK A GOAL NET!!

Wiz:This child Boomstick, This child 



Boomstick:I KNOW BUT HOW!


Wiz:However despite these abilities he does have a few weaknesses, his speed isn’t really that good as he came last in a foot race, he’s kinda a crybaby and also his fire breath is kinda inconsistent as it hit a tree but the tree didn’t burn up so that could mean his fire breath is random at how strong it is.


Boomstick:But even with these cons he can still cry up a storm or a hurricane if he's pretty sad

(High pitched Godzilla roar)

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Chibi Godzilla vs Godzilland Godzilla Goal Post

Transition:[]

Wiz:Alright the combatants are set let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick:IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!

Battle:[]

We see a tree in between two figures
It’s Chibi Godzilla and Godzilland Godzilla 

They’re both going near the tree and they push the tree

They knock down the tree and eat the fruits that feel but there’s only 1 left

They both grab it and then pull it 

They both walk very far holding the fruit and then their arms stretch and then they’re both launched back at the fruit 

They then climb the tree until someone let go 

after realizing the other won’t let go they fight 

They both lunge at each other causing them to fall down the trees

In the dust of fighting Chibi Godzilla gets his elbow knocked on a rock and cries and then Godzilland Godzilla sees the flames and decides to fight fire with fire and then we see them both spew fire at each other 
We see them clawing at each other scratching them all the other monsters see the mayhem that is occurring and after battling 

After Chibi Godzilla decides to swing Godzilland Godzilla by his tail launching him

Godzilland Godzilla than decides to bash Chibi Godzilla into the ground and then in a joking matter

Sits up together with and has a drink tea

And then they go back to fight

And then in one shot they’re hitting themselves looks at each other and then fight again

They fight in a dust of smoke and we see that dust of smoke over a cliff 

They both look down and fall

They then fight in the air 

And then they fall in water after falling in the water 

They both decide to dry off and then fight

THEN THEY’RE BACK TO FIGHTING 
We see them trying to head butt each other and then

They both get dizzy and spin around but they still fight dizzy missing each other falling down and getting up and then when they get us dizzy they fight

They fight on the train tracks and the train is coming towards them as they’re punching, kicking They narrowly dodge the train and then the continued fighting  

We cut to night 

Than day

And they both get tired and fall down and sleep but then in the quick night they fight again 

They fight so much they got up a mountain and over the mountain 

Than we cut to all 4 seasons 
Summer
Autumn 
Winter
And spring
We set them still punching and at a table we see there friend betting on whose gonna win

as Chibi Godzilla spits out fire

But then Godzilland Godzilla remembered he’s fast

and then a lightbulb comes up on Godzilland’s head he then finds a rock and goes up to Chibi Godzilla with his speed and then shoves the rock into Chibi Godzilla’s mouth then ​​

KABOOOM

Chibi Godzilla’s head explodes and then Godzilland Godzilla goes back to get his fruit and then he sees both Chibi Anguirus and Godzilland Anguirus Spliting the fruit and eating it

And than Godzilland Godzilla realizes they could have done the same

KO

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Godzilland Godzilla vs Chibi Godzilla Ending

After Battle:[]

Boomstick:OH MY GOD THAT CHILD GOT HIS HEAD EXPLODED

Wiz:Even with his fire Chibi Godzilla speed wasn’t that great and his strength didn’t really help him against Godzilland Godzilla’s speed

Boomstick:Well it looks like Chibi Godzilla had cried in flames 

Wiz:The Winner is Godzilland Godzilla

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Chibi Godzilla vs Godzilland Godzilla Winner

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