This is a What If? Between 2 variants of Godzilla
Introduction:[]
Wiz:The king of the monsters, Godzilla has many Variations over the years but these 2 might be the Cutest.
Boomstick:Like Godzilland Godzilla the one who knows Math
Wiz:And Chibi Godzilla, the newest one
Boomstick He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz:And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skill to find out who would win...
Boomstick:A DEATH BATTLE!!!
Godzilland Godzilla:[]
Wiz:It was the year 1984, Godzilla had returned from his 8 year slumber and a new movie was released and what else to do but market the movie
(shot goes to multiple Godzilland Merchandise)
Boomstick:HOLY SHIT THAT'S A BUNCH OF MERCH!!
Boomstick:Also Yeah show all the children the world of a giant monster that destroys cities.Great idea Marketing team
Wiz:Boomstick you know that Marketing worked right?
Boomstick:WHAT IT ACTUALLY WORKED!
Wiz:As so, Godzilland was born, a more cuter version of Godzilla geared for the kids and also we'll not be using the Toy, Erasers,Stickers,Shirts, version of Godzilland Godzilla since that has no story and is probably not cannon so we'll be using the times Godzilland Godzilla was on TV
Boomstick:Yeah it would take like? Decades to do all that!
Wiz:Anyways, Godzilland Godzilla's appearances where in OVAs and a Trivia show and those parts where he had a human sister
Boomstick:uuuuuhhhhhhhhh Wiz how does a reptile have a human sister?
Wiz:Simple, adoption
Boomstick:How does a reptile adopt a sister?
Wiz:Anyways, he has the same intelligence of a basic human, as shown with him making food and using math, can shoot fire, drove a wooden train with about 6 cargos and his strength is par to par with Anguirus without any scratches or bruises.
Boomstick:So GODZILLA COOKS FOOD NOW, WHAT!!
Wiz:His speed is also impressive as he ate 10 pancakes in about 2 seconds judging by how fast a regular human can chew which is about 32 times,and we’ll assume he took 3 bites of those pancakes that would mean he is as fast as the speed of sound!
Boomstick:Godzilla moving that fast?THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!unless you’re talking about Iguana face over here
(Shows a clip with Zilla from the movie)
Wiz:But he still does have some weaknesses, you see he can get tricked easily when he was asked a subtraction question(what’s 10 -2) and then after was asked how many senbei he wanted (it was asked as how many)and he still answered 2 so he can get tricked easily
Boomstick:Even with that he is still a proud king of the monsters even if he is for small children!
Chibi Godzilla:[]
Chibi Godzilla Boxing
Wiz:The year was 2018 pretty recent right now but to show children the world of Godzilla they used a little character known as.
(high pitched godzilla roar)
Boomstick:CHIBI GODZI wait... why does he look like broccoli?
Boomstick:Like if I put an image of broccoli next to him it looks exactly the same and why does he have ears like he looks more like shrek than Godzilla. See I put some clothes on him and WHAM he looks exactly like shrek
(show image of edited Chibi Godzilla with shrek clothes)
Wiz:Don’t mind that the designers made him look like that to appear to children, Chibi Godzilla has some abilities such as Fire Breath that he burns out when he cries but if he also cries in his heart it will still come and this fire breath is so hot that it can burn someone’s whole body to a brown crisp and these flams can be sizes of unknown proportions
Boomstick:So he cries for power? Jeez and I thought I was the only one who does that and that’s mostly when I’m drunk!
(Boomstick is holding a beer and opens it)
Wiz:but he does have some intelligence, he knows how to surf and he knows how to box, is also is strong enough to lift a dumbbell judging by the size of that dumbbell his strength might be 10kg, knows how to use the internet and he can kick a soccer ball so strong it breaks the goal net so it means he can kick 300 mph!
Boomstick:WHAT HOW CAN A CHILD BREAK A GOAL NET!!
Wiz:This child Boomstick, This child
Boomstick:I KNOW BUT HOW!
Wiz:However despite these abilities he does have a few weaknesses, his speed isn’t really that good as he came last in a foot race, he’s kinda a crybaby and also his fire breath is kinda inconsistent as it hit a tree but the tree didn’t burn up so that could mean his fire breath is random at how strong it is.
Boomstick:But even with these cons he can still cry up a storm or a hurricane if he's pretty sad
(High pitched Godzilla roar)
Chibi Godzilla vs Godzilland Godzilla Goal Post
Transition:[]
Wiz:Alright the combatants are set let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick:IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
Battle:[]
We see a tree in between two figures
It’s Chibi Godzilla and Godzilland Godzilla
They’re both going near the tree and they push the tree
They knock down the tree and eat the fruits that feel but there’s only 1 left
They both grab it and then pull it
They both walk very far holding the fruit and then their arms stretch and then they’re both launched back at the fruit
They then climb the tree until someone let go
after realizing the other won’t let go they fight
They both lunge at each other causing them to fall down the trees
In the dust of fighting Chibi Godzilla gets his elbow knocked on a rock and cries and then Godzilland Godzilla sees the flames and decides to fight fire with fire and then we see them both spew fire at each other
We see them clawing at each other scratching them all the other monsters see the mayhem that is occurring and after battling
After Chibi Godzilla decides to swing Godzilland Godzilla by his tail launching him
Godzilland Godzilla than decides to bash Chibi Godzilla into the ground and then in a joking matter
Sits up together with and has a drink tea
And then they go back to fight
And then in one shot they’re hitting themselves looks at each other and then fight again
They fight in a dust of smoke and we see that dust of smoke over a cliff
They both look down and fall
They then fight in the air
And then they fall in water after falling in the water
They both decide to dry off and then fight
THEN THEY’RE BACK TO FIGHTING
We see them trying to head butt each other and then
They both get dizzy and spin around but they still fight dizzy missing each other falling down and getting up and then when they get us dizzy they fight
They fight on the train tracks and the train is coming towards them as they’re punching, kicking They narrowly dodge the train and then the continued fighting
We cut to night
Than day
And they both get tired and fall down and sleep but then in the quick night they fight again
They fight so much they got up a mountain and over the mountain
Than we cut to all 4 seasons
Summer
Autumn
Winter
And spring
We set them still punching and at a table we see there friend betting on whose gonna win
as Chibi Godzilla spits out fire
But then Godzilland Godzilla remembered he’s fast
and then a lightbulb comes up on Godzilland’s head he then finds a rock and goes up to Chibi Godzilla with his speed and then shoves the rock into Chibi Godzilla’s mouth then
KABOOOM
Chibi Godzilla’s head explodes and then Godzilland Godzilla goes back to get his fruit and then he sees both Chibi Anguirus and Godzilland Anguirus Spliting the fruit and eating it
And than Godzilland Godzilla realizes they could have done the same
KO
Godzilland Godzilla vs Chibi Godzilla Ending
After Battle:[]
Boomstick:OH MY GOD THAT CHILD GOT HIS HEAD EXPLODED
Wiz:Even with his fire Chibi Godzilla speed wasn’t that great and his strength didn’t really help him against Godzilland Godzilla’s speed
Boomstick:Well it looks like Chibi Godzilla had cried in flames
Wiz:The Winner is Godzilland Godzilla
Chibi Godzilla vs Godzilland Godzilla Winner