Godzilla vs. The Cloverfield Monster is a What-If? episode of Death Battle.
Description[]
A Kaigu Battle between the Japanese Kaigu and the American Kaigu
Interlude (CyberJason2009)[]
SpiderZilla 04: Kaigu. The Japanese Word for.
Terra: GIANT MONSTERS THAT DESTROY SKYSCRAPERS, the Giant Turtle Gamera is No match for the King, but will this Next Opponent have the Guts to try to take His Crown?
SpiderZilla 04: What Terra is talking about is Godzilla: The King of all Monsters. His Next challenger is the Kaiju that attack New York City, 10 years after Zilla's attack, in 2008 known as Cloverfield. I'm SpiderZilla 04 and he's Terra the Hedgehog and we're going to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to figure out who would win a Death Battle.
Godzilla (CyberJason2009)[]
Terra: the Year, 1954, the First Nuclear Bomb Dropped, causing what Nukes normally do, cause a Gigantinc Explosion. Though what the Humans didn't know was that the Nuke Woke something Terrifying, deep within the Ocean...
*Godzilla Roars*
SpiderZilla 04: It woke up the Monstrous force of Nature, Godzilla the King of all Monsters and the Alpha Predator. Godzilla stands at over 300 feet tall, weighs over 90,000 tons, and is over 65 million years old. He's an unstoppable Monster and is the Savior/Destroyer of Japan and or The World.
Terra: its Hard to tell who's Side he's On. But in his Beginning, Godzilla was a Destroyer of Worlds, but after a Talk with Mothra Larva and Rodan, He learned that he can be a True Earth Defender, and is the Leader of the Team
SpiderZilla 04: And for some reason Godzilla has made Japan his personal playground for over 61 years. Although Godzilla's radiation leaves everything in his wake contaminated. Water, plants, and even people. His presence alone makes a city block uninhabitable. Monsters are born too big, too strong, and too powerful...That is their tragedy and Godzilla defines that saying. He's no monster...He's a guardian.
Terra: He can walk through Areas to Destroy it, But he cant just Walk through other Giant Monsters to beat them. Godzilla is a Beast when it comes to Combat, he can Lift over 100,000 Tons, a Megaton Tail for Tail Whipping
SpiderZilla 04: AND FOR EPIC DROP KICKS! Although he doesn't allow any of his enemies to escape and he has used strategy for some of his fights like using the Kiss of Death to the Female Muto. Who somehow didn't notice him sneak up on her which is kinda weird cause he's a Giant radioactive Dinosaur! I mean when he walks wouldn't it make a loud sound or something. Although Godzilla has had his fair share of fights and wounds but like Wolverine he has a Healing factor.
Terra: Though its not as Fast as Wolverine, it still works and Heals his Wounds. But there are times when Punching and Tail Whipping won't Work. So his Radioactive Body gives him a Lazer Beam of Pure Radiation called the "Atomic Breath", and if he gets Close to his Opponent, he can use his Short Ranged "Nuclear Pulse" to Stun his Foe
SpiderZilla 04: And that's only the standard atomic Breath which is blue. What I mean is after absorbing Fire Rodan's soul he gained an even more powerful Atomic breath called the Red Spiral Ray. Basically if you thought his regular Atomic breath was Powerful, it's child's play compared to the Super Spiral beam but one thing both beams have in common is they aren't Fire.
Terra: Gamera should've Learned that, Anyway, Godzilla has Over 40 Victories, a Few Losses and a Couple Ties. He can Survive a Beating from 2 Muto's, Defeated his Rival King Ghidorah Multiple Times, has a Winning Streak in 2004, He Survived a Volcano, a Black Hole, and got Hit by a freaken Meteor, and came out Unscratched. He also has Family Members, he has a Son Named after Himself, Junior Godzilla, and he has a Cousin from America Named "Zilla" ...What? You don't like Zilla? WELL SHUT UP, ZILLA'S A BEAST
SpiderZilla 04: Right. Godzilla however is not invincible. He has died before but came back either better than before or another Godzilla rises to take its predecessors place. He also has a weakness to man made electricity but can attract lightning bolts to advance his own powers. He also was once a living Magnet and he literally flied.
Terra: Flesh and Scales as a Magnet, how does that Work? But as for the Flying, Godzillas Atomic Breath is So Strong, it can Lift him in the Air, and Godzilla Weighs 90,000 Tons, Its That Strong... what if He used the Red Spiral Ray? Would it like... take him to Space?...
SpiderZilla 04: The world may never know. Although his wins definitely outweigh his failures...There is a Darn Good reason he is known to the World or The Multiverse as The King of Monsters.
Godzilla: *2004 Roar*
The Cloverfield Monster (CyberJason2009)[]
Terra: The Atlantic Ocean, Home of another Destructive Kaiju
SpiderZilla 04: The year was 2008, 10 years after Zilla attacked NYC. But Just when you think you can get some peace and quiet, some submarines go down to investigate something. Instead of finding the Titanic, Treasure, or even freaking Atlantis they awaken the Kaiju known as Cloverfield.
Terra: Clover is 350 ft Tall, and Weighs 58 Hundred Metric Tons, and has Multiple Arms. He spends his Time Destroying New York, and try to Destroy the Statue of Liberty
SpiderZilla 04: The origins of Clover are unknown, as in sure the subs may have awakened him but we don't know where he came from. His relatives include parasites that are the size of dogs and are quite dangerous. Both Clover and his parasites have one thing in common...They have toxic bites.
Terra: the Venom is so strong, it can Kill a Monster, and is Invulnerable to Military Weapons
SpiderZilla 04: Although Clover's only combat experience is with the military and not another Kaiju. Clover isn't that intelligent, although what he lacks in smarts he makes up for in tenacity. He's also very durable to military weapons and in 2008 New York was sacrificed as a war zone in order to kill the monster.
Terra: His Favorite Food is Whales, and he also Ate Horses... Harsh... Anyway, Clover has Super Thick Skin and is Fire-Resistant, and at the End of his Movie, when we thought this Destructive Monster was Dead, He Pounces on a Group of Civilians, Looked right at that Persons Camera, and Literally ATE IT
SpiderZilla 04: Clover is definitely one of the most vicious Kaiju to have made his way into the World, but does he have what it takes to dethrone Gojira?
Cloverfield: *Roars*
DEATH BATTLE! (CyberJason2009)[]
Godzilla is on Monster Island when he notices something on the beach...Dead Whales and he's confused. Then a Strange Roar was heard in the Water.
Godzilla: *Growls in confusion*
Then a large fist hits Godzilla back
Cloverfield: *Emerges from the water and roars*
*FIGHT*
Clover: *Starts Charging at Godzilla*
Godzilla: *Charges for Clover and they start a hand to hand combat fight*
Clover: *Punches Godzillas Face and tries to Bite Him*
Godzilla: *Catches Clover's Jaw and tail slaps him off, then gets back up and starts to charge up*
Clover: *gets back up and is Confused by Godzillas Glowing Spikes* ???
Godzilla: *Shoots his Atomic breath at Clover*
Clover: *Tries to Block, but is Knocked into the Water*
Godzilla: *Growls and tries to walk away thinking he's won*
Clover: *Gets back Up and Roars in Rage, then Threw the Whale Corps at Godzilla*
Godzilla: *Roars in Rage and charges for Clover, tackling him in the water*
Clover: *Pushes Godzilla Off, gets back up, and Summons the Parasites*
Parasites: *Start Charging Godzilla*
Godzilla: *Gets overwhelmed and uses Nuclear pulse to burn all the Parasites*
while Godzilla was Distracted
Clover: *Bites Godzillas Neck*
Godzilla: *Roaring in pain and struggles to get free*
Clover: *Pounding Godzilla, Refusing to Let Go*
Godzilla: *Passes out and is seemingly dead*
Clover: *Roars in Victory*
Godzilla: *Healing his wounds while Clover's distracted*
Clover: *Walks Away, Thinking He Won*
Godzilla: *Gets up and walks slowly behind Clover and taps him on the back*
Clover: *Turns Around* ???
Godzilla: *Punches him straight to the ground and rips one of Clovers arms off with eyes of pure rage*
Clover: *Roars in Pain, Trying to Get Up*
Godzilla: *Stomps down on Clover holding him down as he rips off his other arm Growls. Charges up again and they go to red*
Clover: *Roars in Pain and Fear* !!!
Godzilla: *Shoots his Red Spiral Ray*
Clover: *Roars in Pain, then Explodes*
Godzilla: *Roars in Victory*
Conclusion[]
SpiderZilla 04: Now That was a Kaigu Death Match if I say so myself.
Terra: Both Kaigus are Very Powerful, Especially when it comes to Destroying Cities, but Clovers Fire Proof Skin was not Good enough against a Lazer that's made of Radiation, Not Fire
SpiderZilla 04: While Clover may have Size and more Tenacity on his side, sometimes Size doesn't matter and Brain defeats brawn. Godzilla has battled many Kaigu over the years while Clover has only fought the Military. Not to mention Godzilla has been known to be intelligent and does not allow his enemies to escape.
Terra: especially the Fact that Godzilla has Two Brains. Clovers Parasites were the Size of Dogs, so no doubt the Nuclear Pulse would take them all out. Not even Clovers Toxic Bite was enough to Kill Goji, because the Regeneration gets in the way of the Poison. Godzilla even defeated Clones of Himself: MechaGodzilla Multiple Times, and SpaceGodzilla. Finally, Godzilla was known for Faking his Death at Multiple Acations. Looks like Japans Title Dominates over Americas Title.
SpiderZilla 04: The winner of this battle and still your King of the Monsters is Godzilla.Terra: Next Time on Death Battle...
Next Time[]
...1: It's Clobbering Time
...2: HULK SMASH
*THE HULK VS THE THING*
Legendary vs Paramount! Godzilla and Cloverfield may have fought before, but to make it feel less one-sided, this time we will be using the MonsterVerse version of Godzilla.
Important Note: To make this fight even less one-sided, we will not be using Fire Godzilla, or else Clover would get hopelessly defeated.
Interlude[]
Tabashi: For many years now, Japan has been the center of attention when it comes to making monster movies.
Angel: But today, two American Kaiju will go into the ring in order to settle the debates! Watch out, New York!
Tabashi: Godzilla, the King of the Monsters.
Angel: And Cloverfield, the Large Scale Agressor, or LSA.
Tabashi: Now, these two titanic terminator Titans have fought on Death Battle before, but this time, we will be trying to make the fight as fair as possible.
Angel: For this reason, we have some rules, which you can read in the section above.
Tabashi: She's Angel and I'm Tabashi!
Angel: And it's our job to analyze their weapons and armor-
Tabashi: -And skills-
Angel: To find out who would win-
Tabashi: -In a Death Battle!
Godzilla[]
Tabashi: The year was 1954. A nuclear submarine was just minding its own business, when it unknowingly awakened something.
Angel: You know, if you think about it, Godzilla's not a bad guy. He just wants to sleep.
Tabashi: Well, the MonsterVerse version does, anyway. Some versions do, and some don't.
Angel: Yeah, some versions are good, some are bad, and some are just downright confusing!
Tabashi: Well, debates aside, THIS Godzilla's origin is radically different from all the others. He is an ancient life form from the Permian Period.
Angel: Yeah, he's what the Nature Community likes to call the "alpha predator".
Tabashi: Challenged by no one, except for a certain rival species. Anyway, as Earth cooled down and the natural, atmospheric radiation decreased dramatically, Godzilla adapted to survive various extinction events.
Angel: How did he do this? By diving deep into the ocean and consuming the planet's natural geothermal radiation in a hibernation-like state from its molten core!
Tabashi: Right you are. There Godzilla stayed for millions of years, sleeping. Feeding. Waiting.
Angel: Wow, great plan! Well, he did that, that is, until 1954, when that nuclear submarine woke him up.
Tabashi: Well, rudeness aside, the Legendary Godzilla is already a powerful force, being at least 394 feet tall. But don't worry, people. We have our rules.
Angel: Anyway, Godzilla is armed with razor sharp claws, a tail that can be used like Indiana's whip (and move faster than the speed of sound, BTW), and the infamous Atomic Breath, which can be upgraded after having a nuclear warhead blow up in his face!
Tabashi: After that, the AB was powerful enough to push King Ghidorah back, who weighs 141,056 metric tons!
Angel: Speaking of which, Godzilla was strong enough to TOSS AROUND the MUTOs, MUTO Prime, & King Ghidorah himself!
Tabashi: Correct again! Godzilla can also survive stuff that normal people couldn't, like explosions.
Angel: Very big, Oxygen-Destroying explosions.
Tabashi: However, it was said that the natural process to revive Godzilla to his full power would take frickin' YEARS to complete, so if something like that were to happen in Death Battle, we'd count it as an instant loss.
Angel: Godzilla has defeated the evil Kaiju known as M.U.T.O, their mother, MUTO Prime, and his ancient rival, the three-headed King Ghidorah. He has fair durability, surviving a 7.1-28 TERATON (of TNT) meteor impact with NO injuries, and is Supersonic in reaction speed, as well as being able to run at at least 307 mph.
Tabashi: However, despite looking like a living weapon, this King of the Monsters does have some flaws.
Angel: This Godzilla can be overwhelmed by numbers, nearly killed by the Oxygen Destroyer Missile, have his dorsal plates broken by powerful enough Sonic Roars, and he's got vulnerable gills and relatively short arms compared to the other Godzillas.
Tabashi: Yeah, but those weaknesses simply PALE in comparison to his worst weakness.
Angel: Yeah, remember that nuke that blew up in Godzilla's face? Well, the excess radiation was too much to handle, so this Godzilla would've died if the Queen of the Monsters hadn't interfered.
Tabashi: But he's still more than capable of defending humans from other Kaiju, right?
Angel: That I can definitely agree with!
Cloverfield[]
Tabashi: The year was 2008, 10 years after a certain Giant Lizard attacked New York, and 75 years after most versions of the King of Skull Island did so. But, just when you think you can get some peace and quiet, some submarines go down to investigate something.
Angel: What the hell is it with submarines waking up Kaiju? You'd think they'd learn something! Anyways, instead of finding the Titanic, Treasure, or even Atlantis (in all of its incarnations), they awakened the Kaiju known as Cloverfield.
Tabashi: Cloverfield stands at 240-300 feet tall on all fours (and 351 feet tall when biped), weighs 5,806.04 Metric Tons, and has multiple arms. He spends his time destroying New York, and tried to destroy the Statue of Liberty.
Angel: Cloverfield’s origins are unknown. Sure, the subs may have awakened him, but we don't know where he came from.
Tabashi: His relatives include parasites that are the size of dogs, and they number at just about 2,000. Both Cloverfield and his parasites have one thing in common... they have toxic bites.
Angel: The venom is so strong, it can kill a Monster.
Tabashi: Cloverfield is also invulnerable to military weapons. In fact, in 2008, New York was sacrificed as a war zone in order to SUPPOSEDLY kill the monster.
Angel: However, Clover's got a few major weaknesses. His only combat experience is with the military, and not another Kaiju. Kind of like Shin Godzilla.
Tabashi: Cloverfield isn't that intelligent, although what he lacks in smarts he makes up for in tenacity.
Angel: Cloverfield has super thick skin, which is how he survived the intense pressure of the bottom of the ocean.
Tabashi: Also, at the end of his movie, when we thought this destructive Monster was dead, he pounces on a group of civilians, looked right at that person's camera, and literally ATE IT!
Tabashi: Cloverfield is definitely one of the most viciously tenacious Kaiju to have made his way into the world, and I wouldn't dare try to cross his path.
Death Battle![]
Tabashi: All righty then. The combatants are set, and we have run the data through all possible outcomes.
Angel: It’s time for a REMASTERED DEATH BATTLE!!!
Pre-Fight[]
Manhattan, New York
Manhattan is in a terrible state of peril. Buildings are burning, cars are crushed, and Lady Liberty has beer "liberated" of her head. Suddenly, a giant Kaiju comes into view. The giant monster is revealed to be Cloverfield, the Large Scale Aggressor, and he is scared.
A bunch of weird, bird-like objects have been dropping explosions onto his back, and Clover is hurt by these things. Why can't anyone just leave him alone? Clover moves through the buildings, heading towards Central Park, whilst dropping his parasitic friends.
The parasites landed on the ground, and started looking for any humans to bite. They only saw one, but since he had already killed a dozen of them, the parasites decided to leave him alone. However, the parasites DID pick up a strange, unfamiliar scent. The parasites were curious about what the scent was, so they all converged towards the spot where the scent was coming from... only to stop dead in their tracks, for there was a beautiful blue glow.
The parasites were dazzled by the light, only to hear an ominous humming sound, like something was charging up. Then, before the parasites could even react, they were all turned to little piles of ash by a blue beam of pure energy. The giant figure that was creating the glow (who has been obscured from view the whole time) turns his head towards Cloverfield's path of destruction, and starts wading through the buildings towards Central Park.
Central Park, New York
Meanwhile, Cloverfield has arrived in Central Park, and calmed down at the blissful sight of nature and trees. Clover decided to take a nap, for he was getting tired from the bird-like objects not dropping more explosions on him. Clover yawned, and curled up, going into a deep sleep, dreaming of simpler times.
However, ten minutes later, the giant figure from before had finally caught up to Clover. He roared loudly, scaring Cloverfield RIGHT out of his dream. Cloverfield was not sure what he was feeling more, fear from being woken up so suddenly, or anger at this creature waking him up so suddenly! Cloverfield looked at this creature. It was black and had spikes on its back, a long tail, sharp claws, and was bigger than him.
Godzilla, the King of the Monsters, has arrived. And he is NOT happy.
Cloverfield starts the fight by using his long arms to b@$#h-slap Godzilla, some of Clover's claws scraping Godzilla's gills. Godzilla roars in pain, and grabs Clover, tossing him a few hundred feet away. Clover gets back on his feet, and charges at Godzilla, who snarls at the Large Scale Aggressor. Just as Cloverfield gets within range, however, Godzilla turns his body quickly, his tail slapping Clover right in the stomach. Clover screams in pain, and is slapped straight into a building, which crumbles on impact.
Cloverfield, now lying facedown on the ground, gives a meek roar, starting to get up, but Godzilla is charging up. Just as Clover gets fully back on his feet, he got blasted by a steady stream of Atomic Breath. Clover falls back down, his back scorched and smoking, and screams in pain. Godzilla realizes his foe is no longer a threat, and decides to leave the creature alone. Godzilla started walking away, going back towards the ocean.
Clover, however, manages to get back up onto his feet, and he is PISSED OFF. Clover runs at Godzilla, who hears the Kaiju coming, but it's too late, as Clover rammed right into Godzilla, biting him in the process. Godzilla roared in pain, stumbling a bit, but the King of the Monsters managed to retain his balance. This is most unfortunate for Cloverfield, because Godzilla is pissed off as well. Godzilla grabbed Cloverfield, ripped the poor Kaiju off of his shoulder, pried open his mouth, and blew Cloverfield a Kiss of Death.
Godzilla then heads back towards the Hudson River, while carrying Clover's head. He then lets out one more victorious roar, before dropping Cloverfield's head in the water and swimming out to sea.
Results[]
Angel: WHAT THE HELL!? I THOUGHT WE NERFED GODZILLA TO MAKE THE FIGHT FAIR!
Tabashi: Yeah, in hindsight, I think that the Original Godzilla would've had a MUCH closer outcome. However, it doesn't even matter, because every incarnation of Godzilla wins this fight. Some are close, some stomp this easily. And unfortunately for Clovey, this one...was one of the biggest stomps of them all.
Angel: Yeah, The only thing Clover had going for him was his tenacity. And that doesn't really get you anywhere against this Godzilla.
Tabashi: Not to mention that Clover, at his best, can hit someone with 21 tons of TNT. Godzilla, on the other hand, can attack with 7.1-28 TERAtons of TNT! That is literally MILLIONS of times stronger than what Clover could come up with.
Angel: Clover's only chance was his parasitic bite, but even if Clover DID manage to pierce Big G's thick skin, Godzilla has a decent healing factor, so it's safe to say that he could survive the bite.
Tabashi: And also, Clover's skin is said to be FIRE resistant. That would be great if Clover went up against Gamera, but it would not help him at all against Godzilla's Atomic Breath, which is on a COMPLETELY different level.
Angel: In the end, I guess you could say that Cloverfield couldn't wrap his mind around the fact that Godzilla beats him every time, and as a result, he just lost his head.
Tabashi: The winner is the MonsterVerse Godzilla.
Next Time, Baby![]
Angel: Next time on Death Battle!
(Zilla sniffs some dead whale carcasses, hoping to find some food for his kids)
(Cloverfield carefully observes Zilla, waiting for the opportunity to strike)
Cloverfield vs. Zilla! Check it out now!
Trivia[]
- The connection between the MonsterVerse Godzilla and Cloverfield is that they are both American Kaiju that are over 300 feet tall.
- Sebastian Hayward believes that this Battle was too much of a stomp. If anyone would like him to do ANOTHER rematch, with a DIFFERENT incarnation of Godzilla, then feel free to vote on the poll, as well as tell which one in the comments.