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Description[]
Glass Joe vs Papyrus, which of these two weak character that still want to fight win.
beginning[]
Wiz: In Death battle, we have seen many powerful characters from Joker that can face gods, Akuma who can destroy islands, and Captain America with a shield that can survived attacks that can destroy planets.
Boomstick: But as Izuku Midoriya say," All men are not created equal." Meaning that some characters should know when to quite when they know they are facing a oppodent that is way stronger than them. But despite this, these two character will still give their all to win. Like Glass Joe, a french puncher.
Wiz: And Papyrus, the person who want to join the Royal guard.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle!
Glass Joe[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQurUl4Snio
Wiz: Punch out, you play as Little Mac that is on a journey to become the top on World circuit defeating many foes from Don Flamenco that send a bull flying, great tiger who can make clones, and soda popinski with his sodas.
Boomstick: But before you face these tough boxer, you face Glass Joe.
Glass Joe: Bonjour, bonjour! Ahhh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I80kXW6o3aY
Boomstick: Are we doing it? He is the weakest character of all time.
Wiz: We are.
Boomstick: Well, he is from France that taught Gabby Jay and the first easy opponent that you face.Being so weak that there a challenge that requires you to lose to him in a fight.
Wiz: Wow, there not really much information about him.
Boomstick: That mean we can focus more on his attacks.
Wiz: He have the right hook to a left jab.
Boomstick: Just like Dan Hibiki, he will steps back of the arena to taunt Mac to stepping back and throwing a hook.
Wiz: There also his Vive La France where he would go to the back of the mat to do a long taunt where he say,” Eh, eh! Vive la France!” So, he can do a right uppercut.
Boomstick: He have runs around in a flurry and stops to use a jab.
Wiz: Another taunt he would do is liberate where he instead say,” Eh, eh! Liberty!” And the difference is he fake retiring to the center once before he throw his punch with a left jab.
Boomstick: And finally he use delayed right hook is well… a delayed version of the right version of right hook.
Wiz: After losing 100 defeats, WVBA’s actually give Glass Joe a protective headgear that can actually protect his head from attacks.
Boomstick: Ouch, that means that he only win .99% of battles.
Wiz: Despite of what you think. He actually strong, he can harm Little Mac who can survived attack from Mr. Sandman who can destroy a building. We are not saying that Glass Joe is strong as him, but he should be at least one tenth of the strength or throw a punch of 3,000 pounds of force or one and halve ton.
Boomstick: Glass Joe can dodge punches from Little Mac that can avoid attacks from Mr. Sandman who need to punch with speed of 2,224 Miles per hour or Mach 3.
Wiz: He also have a stamina to fight Little Mac for three rounds, and even a Nintendo Magazine said that glass Joe defetaed Nick bruiser. However, Nick bruiser undefeated 42-0. But he have defeated someone.
Boomstick: But there a reason why he the first boss that Little Mac have to face. His moves are predictable to his helmet can fall off.
Wiz: Even though I think he will lose, he still have the chance to get a win in Death Battle.
Glass Joe: HA HA, HA ! J'AI GAGNÉ !
Papyrus[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBhFHJMVfiI
Wiz: As we have mention with the Death battle with Akuma vs sans, Humans and monster once ruled the world with each other. Everything was peaceful until the humans attack the monsters out of fear that monsters would absorbed the souls of humans.
Boomstick: So, the humans defeated the monsters with all the monsters surrender and the humans gathered seven of their best magicians and seal the monsters under Mount Eboot with a magic spell.
Wiz: After the death of Asriel, King Asgore declared war against humanity by saying that all humans who fall inside the underground would be killed and once they got seven Souls need to break the barrier to get their revenge.
Boomstick: They would actually finish it if weren’t Frisk… or if Chara if you are doing geniocide route. But who really want to kill them.
Wiz: While you travel past the deadly Flowey, caring Toriel, and a “Humerus Sans.” You are walking in the Snowdin Forest when he tell you to hide behind the lamp when you see a cool dude who want to be a member of the royal Guard. Papyrus.
Papyrus: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!? THIS WAS ANOTHER DECISIVE VICTORY FOR PAPYRUS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8vntzewa-g
Boomstick: He is the brother of Sans that want to join the royal Guard, so he would try to capture the Frisk to proof Undyne that he can be part of the Royal Guard and become popular.
Wiz: But unlike the other monsters, Papyrus would try to use puzzles where you must face off him. And when you battle with him and spared him. You can hang out with him from going out a date with him to halting you to be friend with Undyne.
Boomstick: But, he no push over. He can destroy a soul his his throwing his bones from left to right to even having blue bones that will harm any foes if the foe is moving.
Wiz: What make more more powerful that he can turn a soul blue and that can increase gravity that the player must jump over the bones.
Boomstick: And finally he will use his special attack; however, annoying dog come and steal the special attack and run away with it. But I don’t really don’t know why people called him annoying dog. He look like a… (Suddenly Annoying Dog steal his shotgun leg.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4wptBuM6zs
Boomstick: Hey, come here. Give my leg back. (Annoying dog start to walking backward.) Hey, don’t you leave. (Now the dog is running away with the shotgun.) Come back you annoying dog!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8vntzewa-g
Wiz: (Now Boomstick is running after the annoying dog.) While we wait for him. Instead of his special attack, Papyrus use his “absolutely normal attack,” where he shoot more bones to annoying dog running across the stage, bones spelled out COOL DUDE, a bone on a skateboard, and large crowd of bones. (Boomstick coming without his shotgun leg.) So, did you get your Shotgun leg back.
Boomstick: No, the dog just get inside a car and drove off. No wonder they call him annoying dog.
Wiz: Well, back to business, with his experienced from Undyne and some knowledge of wrestling. He can survived being electrocuted from the invisible fence, attack from chara who can destroy small monsters, and hit from Undyne who usually don’t hold back doing 177,304 pounds of force when suplex a giant boulder.
Boomstick: He is also being able to hit frisk who can dodge lighting or Mach 286. He have also jogged a hundred laps in two minutes or 3,000 miles per hour.
Wiz: He also sometime carry spaghetti around him that could posibly can heal him.
Boomstick: He should be stronger than other members of the royal guard making him at least a small building.
Wiz: But the reason why Undyne would not allow to join the royal guard is not that he weak, but instead that he is too kind. So much that when the character health is one, he would instead put you in his shed.
Boomstick: Also that he is rather arrogant and that he will get tired if the fight last too long.
Wiz: But he is still one cool skeleton.
Papyrus: I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN! THEN, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS... WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE!
Pre-Death Battle[]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set to let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyPR77rg1to
It was one hour after the fight with Akuma and Sans, and Frisk barley wake up very dizzy after the fight to see dust on the floor. So, Frisk just sign and go back to the last save before the battle with Akuma. Now Frisk is walking through the forest pasting some of the Monsters from Migosp dancing with Moldsmal, Vegyoid feeding rabbits their greens, and Froggit talking to the dummy. That when Frisk make it to the beach to pet the annoying dog and walk up to the table with Papyrus talking to Sans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v712NiVK5uY
Papyrus: … Fine, at least can you get frisk. I don't want him to miss tasting my special spaghetti.
Sans: Hey kid, I’m so grapeful that you come. That means I don’t have to walk away from my cool shades from the sun.
Papyrus: Don’t think you are out of the forest yet Sans. I figure out what you can do, but before that. Human, you In luck. I, The Great Papyrus will give you the best food that you ever taste.
Then Papyrus slam a big chunk fo the spaghetti on the plate that is bigger than Frisk head and Frisk take a bite from the food. Frisk think the food is better than his other attempts, but it still take little bit too salty and burnt a little.
Papyrus: I know what you are thinking, how me can make these great food that you are tasting. It all of my hard work and practice that I would be able to make this amazing food. See Sans, with some practice and work real hard. Anyone could cook good like me.
Sans: Got it. (Went back to sleep.)
So, Papyrus called the rest of his friends to eat the meal; however, in the distance. Glass Joe is running across the sandy beach getting ready for his next match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cZQT1vQsl0
He is looking at the strange creatures on the beach as he look wondering what they are when suddenly he slam into into Papyrus to cause the pot full of his food to fly into the air that all of the food land into the ocean water.
Toriel: Papyrus, are you okay.
Glass Joe: Qu'est-ce que? Qu'est-ce que j'ai frappé?
Undyne: Hey jerk, look what you did! Give me a reason why should I not send you next week (Then she pick him up by his arms.)
Glass Joe: Je ne voulais pas le faire exprès. Je m'entraîne juste pour mon prochain match!
Undyne: (Few seconds of everybody being quiet.) What do you said? It just sound like you are just making noise up now.
Papyrus: Don’t worry, I will solve this dilemma. For I, the great Papyrus will talk to this. French person.
Undyne: Papyrus, you know what he is saying?
Papyrus: Of course, I bought a book to learn more to cook new food when I learn it was French, so I bought another book to learn how to speak French.
Alphys: But why you don’t just buy another cooking book.
Papyrus: That doesn’t matter now. I will speak to him now. (He turn to Glass Joe) Ahem, Vous êtes une personne pathétique que même votre ombre peut vous battre, alors qu'en est-il de me boxer sur le ring là-bas.
However, Glass Joe stomp the ground.
Undyne: What did you say to make him so angry?
Papyrus: I just tell him that he a great fighter and he should practice in the ring one there.
Glass Joe: personne ne se moque de moi, alors battez-vous! (Then he push Papyrus and point at the ring.)
Papyrus: Oh, you need a sparing partner, I, the great Papyrus! will help you to get ready for your match.
Glass Joe then run on the stage with Papyrus walking when Undyne stop him.
Undyne: Are you sure you want to box with him?
Papyrus: Don’t worry Undyne, it would be a simple match.
Undyne: Just be careful.
Papyrus: Don’t worry, It would be over quick.
Undyne: That what I’m worry about.
Then Papyrus jump into the ring with Glass Joe at the other side to Frisk carry a sign say round one.
Glass Joe: Je vais te battre!
Papyrus: Don’t worry, I will take it easy for you.
Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8vntzewa-g
Papyrus: Nyeh Heh Heh!
So, the battle start by Papyrus shooting bones with Glass Joe looking at those bones weird until those bones hit him three times to cause great pain to him.
Glass Joe: Aie! Qu'est-ce que vous utilisez?
Papyrus: I guessing that it hurt you. But, you seen nothing yet!
With that Glass Joe rush in to attack by throwing a right hook with attack miss. So, Papyrus continued battling by throwing more bones with Glass Joe barley dodge the two attacks with tripping on the other bone. That when Glass Joe take a step back to use left jab that also miss. Papyrus throw more bones with Glass Joe dodge the attack to use Right hook to a left jab that is still missing.
Papyrus: Come on, are you even trying. Maybe I’m too good.
Glass Joe: Arrêtez de parler et combattez-vous squelette!
Papyrus: Thank you for the compliment, but I will stop you. Let see you can deal with my famous blue attack.
Suddenly, Papyrus throw blue bones that Glass Joe trying to block the attack with the bones pass through and Glass Joe celebrating.
Glass Joe: Haha, vous attaquez ne me correspond pas!
Glass Joe throw a left jab that is still continuing to miss, and Papyrus throw more blue bones with Glass Joe standing Guard to avoid the attack when he was about to jump over the bone when suddenly his heart turn blue and him falling into the ground hitting the bone.
Glass: Qu'est-ce que? Pourquoi mon cœur est bleu?
Papyrus: You’re blue now. That my attack. Nyeh Heh Heh! I wonder what should I wear for my victory?
Now Glass Joe is getting hit from all the bones three times because of increase gravity, so Papyrus throw more bones that is harming Glass Joe even more. Papyrus throw more three bones with Glass Joe just only able to jump over one to get hit by others.
Papyrus: Don’t make me use my Special attack!
Papyrus shoot more bones with Glass able to jump over all the bones with the first bell ring to end round 1, and both walk away to their corner.
Papyrus: look Undyne, I’m winning!
Undyne: Yeah, you have this in the bag.
Alphas: You can do this Papyrus!
Papyrus: Thank you for the support!
Glass Joe: (Yelling at Papyrus.) Ma tête est en pleine forme, mais mon estomac est en bouillie..."
Both are walking back to the stage with round two going to start with Sans barley walk carrying sign saying round two, so Papyrus get ready for his next attack.
Papyrus: I can taste my future popularity!
Glass Joe: La seule chose que vous mangez est la défaite!
Therefore, Papyrus throw bones with Glass Joe avoiding thw attacks until he was hit by Blue bone to Glass Joe use a Right hook that actually hit Papyrus.
Papyrus: Well, I let you have that hit. I want to show sportsmanship.
However, now the bones are coming in the air to cause Glass Joe to get hit with the upper bone to five bones on the floor. Then Glass Joe use Right hook that Papyrus avoid. Also Papyrus use his blue attack with Glass Joe get hit with the small bones he can to avoid to use Left jab that hit Papyrus.
Papyrus: When I defeated you. Undyne will be so impressed that she will bring back the royal guard and make me the leader. And for my brother, he be so inspired that he will pick up his socks from the floor.
He send bones next to each other to cause damage four times to the next time five Times. Now the bones are using upward that Glass Joe trip and fall into the rest of the bones.
Papyrus: Give up or Face My… Special Attack!!!
Glass Joe avoid the blue attack and white bones over and over until Glass Joe walk back of the mat to say.
Glass Joe: Eh, eh! Vive la France!
Glass Joe then rush into to use a right uppercut that hit Papyrus and jumping over the small bones coming from left and right.
Papyrus: Not Too Long that I will use the Special Attack!
So, Glass Joe is jumping over the bones five times to use a left Jab with Papyrus avoid the attack and the second round is over with both walk back to their corner again.
Undyne: Papyrus, I think you have to be more cautious. We are not sure if he holding back or not.
Papyrus: Don’t worry, as I, the great Papyrus. I will win!
Glass Joe: Mon docteur a déclaré que tu es mauvais ... pour ma santé.
The final round begin with throw more small bones at each sides more with Glass Joe dodging the bones by jumping over it.
Papyrus: Behold… My special Attack! (However, Annoying Dog is holding the bone.) What the Heck! That’s my special attack! Hey! You stupid Dog! Do you hear me!? Stop munching on that bone!!! Hey!!! What are you doing! Come back here with my special Attack!!! Great, I’ll just use a really cool regular attack.
But, Glass Joe use a delayed right hook that was able to hit Papyrus.
Papyrus: -Sign- Here’s an absolutely normal attack.
So, Glass Joe dodging the attack with two bones at each side three time, two giant bones at each side four times, three bones at each side, annoying dog, bones that spell out cool dude, bone with a skateboard, but get hit with all the hundreds bones at once and a giant bone with Glass Joe get on the floor.
Papyrus: Look like you have enough for today. Now what about you… (However, a single small bone was traveling hit Glass Joe that cause his body to turn into dust.) No, that wasn’t suppose to happen.
Undyne: Papyrus, that amazing. That is your first Victory!
Papyrus: You know what, he shouldn’t have mess with the great Papyrus! Hey Sans, do you feel the motivation to pick up the sock from the floor yet.
Sans: I consider it.
Papyrus: Well, at least it a start.
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: Look like another one bite the dust. What, it a good joke.
Wiz: Let see why Papyrus defeated Glass Joe. While Glass Joe is strong to having more stamina from fighting Little Mac. Papyrus more more feats.
Boomstick: It was clear that Papyrus was faster and more agile when he can run 3,000 miles per hour to dodging lightning that is faster than Glass Joe have to dodge before.
Wiz: Also that Papyrus have could survive hits from Undyne that would able to hit with the force six times more powerful than Mr. Sandman.
boomstick: Look Like Glass Joe should have throw the white towel when he have the chance.
Wiz: The winner is Papyrus!
Next time on Death Battle...[]
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