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Garfield VS Beerus is an episode of DEATH BATTLE!, Featuring Garfield from the same series and Beerus from Dragon Ball Super.
Description[]
Garfield VS Dragon Ball!, Two fearsome, powerful lords of destruction, hungry food loving, lazy, and beloved Fictional Destroyer Cats who has a Clumsy rival who loves food as well fight in a head-to-head match to know who's the most deadly Fictional Godly Cat ever! Who would win? Would Garfield's Chances to get the Lasagna of the Victory get Hakai'ed? Or would Garfield chomp Beerus' Pudding like a Piece of Cake?
Introduction[]
Wiz: Lord Beerus.... The Destroyer God of Dragon Ball's Seventh Universe...
Boomstick: And Garfield.... The classic, beloved Comic Strip Lazy Cat who Hates Monday!
Wiz: These two are certainly lazy to insane levels, tending to sleep into insane LONG time periods!
Boomstick: But trust me, don't mess with them or the food they love, either way they can be easy to angry and turn into Gods of Destruction doing Cathastrophical Disasters with their Cat natures!
Wiz: Yeah, these two also has the goofy rival who also loves food and tends to bother them somewhat... And these two has been in a rap battle, and the classic anime vs manga rivalry for a long time!
Boomstick: He is Wiz and I am Boomstick!
Wiz: And It's our job to analyze their weapons, armors and skills to find out who would win in a DEATH BATTLE!
Garfield[]
Boomstick: Garfield... The Fictional Comedic Cat from the Comic Strips!
Wiz: Garfield is a fictional Cat, being the protagonist of his own comic strips with the same name.
Boomstick: Garfield was made by Jim Davis! Also Wiz, remember when Jim made Garfield drawn with Sans or Bill Fucking Cipher from Gravity Falls?!
Wiz: Uh, no... How?
Boomstick: Not even Joking, this is an official Sketch of Garfield! Aswell as This!
Wiz: Oh my god... This isn't a joke... Man....
Boomstick: The Comic Strips makes Garfield a lazy, fat, egotistical, cynical orange persian/tabby cat!
Wiz: Yeah, he loves lasagna and sleeping, and his hatred for monday, Fellow Cat Nermal and exercise.
Boomstick: He lives in a house alongside the Dog Odie he tends to get annoyed by his clumsiness, kicking him, and Jon Arbuckle who is the owner of both of them, annoying Jon and he always needs to pay everything Garfield does, including his insane food and disaster!
Wiz: Garfield also sees TV, eats, sleeps, makes fun of Jon and Odie, also fun fact: He doesn't weirdly hate monday when it's his birthday....
Boomstick: Yeah, Garfield had a lot of comics, cartoons, even videogames, being in Nick All Star Brawl! He is really popular!
Wiz: Yeah, so that's Garfield's backstory... Oh also he has a creepy fanmade version known as Gorefield, but we aren't using that just mentioning him as a funny thing.
- BIO:
- Name: Garfield
- Origin: Garfield
- Gender: Male
- Age: 41
- Classification: Cat | Superhero as Garzooka
- I hate Mondays!
Wiz: Well, first let's to speak about Garfield's feats...
Boomstick: Garfield is able to destroy walls, doors, and crushes part of an ice cream truck!
Wiz: Yeah, Garfield makes this feats so casually as well so he is easily beyond Wall level!
Boomstick: Yeah.... But hell, he is even casually able to slam a window so hard to the point he destroys and collapsed his own entire house!
Wiz: Yeah but this stuff isn't as impressive as when Garfield ate the fucking moon! Yes.... The moon....
Boomstick: Yeah he ate a slice of the moon! This easily makes him be around multicontinental! Also to be more consistent, Garfield sinked the entire continent! Just think of the many people Garfield did murder doing that!
Wiz: He also changed the seasonal climate from being sunny to end having snow!
Boomstick: But Garfield as well wheels himself outside of the timeline in the comic where Garfield is alone! However even despite he did this he has yet even other smallest feats!
Wiz: Garfield has eaten the Blasteroid which was gonna destroy the entire planet itself and due to it's mass it stated that Garfield had the same level of danger as the Blasteroid!
Boomstick: Yeah, he also was gonna eat a lasagna which was gonna destroy the planet! Hell this shit already makes Garfield a Planetary Buster Wiz! How is this possible?!
Wiz: Next I am gonna speak about is from his dreams.... I know you would say dreams doesn't count and we can't scale them but the thing is that Garfield brings up the entire pet force timeline and his dreams can become real even his nightmares, and the pet force is considered canon for Garfield, because they even have their own movie, even in the comics they even confirm they was in a movie, literally referencing the movie making it there for canon so we can count these feats as legitimate actually, because Garfield can pretty much dream up the entire pet force timeline which has infinite universes and dimensions into the Pet force on Garzooka comic! This could put Garfield just by dreaming on it's imagination Multiversal+! Yes, Garfield has multiversal+ Arguments with this feat which is insane!
Boomstick: Yeah he could just dream this and his dreams could become real! So he can create a infinite multiverse and bring it to his world if he wanted and according to the movies they brought the pet force timeline into real life from Garfield so you can count this so with reality warping he's multiversal+!
Wiz: Also in one videogame, he defeated the Glitch, who materialized several worlds within Garfield's TV which does Garfield in the game be Low multiversal!
Boomstick: But now let's go in Speed! He is really fast despite his chubby and lazy nature! Garfield in one comic is faster than the speed of darkness! He switched the light off going into his bed faster than the darkness could react to the absence, being faster than absence, he can as well easily travel through interplanetary distances which makes Garfield Faster than Light ofc, and he kept with the Blasteroid which travels across hundreds of Solar fucking systems in seconds, which Makes him Massively Faster Than Light+ already!
Wiz: He at his peak kicks Odie at the next week, and travels back in time, showing numerous times to do it by accelerating so this makes Garfield have Immeasurable Speeds At his peak!
Boomstick: Now let's go for Garfield's Haxxes, he can pretty much warp reality, and brought dreams even nightmares to reality!
Wiz: He can regenerate of being reduced to be a skeleton, and being reduced from nothingness, he weeded himself back into the timeline too.
Boomstick: He can also BFR Odie, kicking him to the next week!
Wiz: He can travel back in time by accelerating his speed at his peak, and as Garzooka he can shoot atomic powered hair balls at the same time which can desintegrate opponents upon impact, and he has precognition, toon force, fourth wall awareness, and he can bend the comic panel itself!
Boomstick: And Garfield can live to the point he becames into a nonexistent being still living that long time, having immortality, with the Peruvian Death Pepper he can shoot fire, can throw pies off nowhere too, and he can use a stick to attack enemies, and can jump high and scratch and attack like a Cat!
Wiz: Garfield also speaks with text thought bubbles, grants life to a snowman and dreams even nightmares, can dream in space, can survive weeks without eating, and is consistenly shown to be capable of hypnotizing people, other animal and even himself. He can also project his thoughts into other people's mind in the form of memories. He also Can sense pizza and other foods from long distances, even being able to identify the toppings of the pizza, stops time with the Time Clock and can touch and uses ghosts as weapons, he can survive in space and get his body frozen too, removes airs and oxygen of beings who doesn't need it, transferred creatures from his own dream to Jon's, can hypnotize Himself, and he hypnotizes Odie into believing he is a chicken!
Boomstick: He also touched Odious' tongue and his tongue can paralyze anyone which it touches, Garfield also has many weaponry like : A wrapped up newspaper, exploding white orbs, bombs, skulls, x-ray glasses, his manger, a red stick, a sword, a hammer, a giant bone, the Death Pepper, a fishing rod, a ball of wool, the Yo-Yo wool, the Super Coffee, a flyswatter, a wooden club, a baseball bat!
Wiz: Garfield can also control his body, sneezing turned Garf's head into a spiking ball with his face on it, donning his skin color and he can stretch his arm and reaches others' houses with it from within his living room. However Garfield isn't invincible, he is lazy, overconfident, short-tempered, prone to allucinations when on diet and endless dreams when overreacting himself and he can get pain in the back by bowing and forces him to walk like an Upside down L, however we don't need to mess with the lazy comic strip cat!
Garfield: I'm not overweight. I'm undertall.
Beerus[]
Boomstick: Now we have Beerus... The Destroyer God from the Seventh Universe!
Wiz: Beerus might seem a lazy purple cat who loves nothing but food and sleeps long time periods. But he's deadly!
Boomstick: Beerus is the God of Destruction of the Seventh Universe in Dragon Ball Super!
Wiz: His job is basically destroy planets, races, individuals that are deemed to be a threat to the proper development of the universe!
Boomstick: Yeah! However, Beerus has started to end getting bored of his own role as a God, That made Beerus more interested in finding tasty delicacies to try along worthy fighters to battle instead just... You know, destroy!
Wiz: He found both of these things and earth, he did when he dreamt about the Super Saiyan God, asking his master the angel of the universe seventh known as Whis about the Saiyan and for his surprise, he heard about Goku defeating Frieza in Namek, thinking it would be the Saiyan he was dreaming with.
Boomstick: Yeah, recently Beerus is an ally to Goku, eating good stuff in earth and being interested in worthy fighters to battle ooor just being lazy and sleeping... Beerus is also too playful like majority of cats, being obsessed with food, and his nature as a cat and variety of exprettions makes him be separated with most of the evillest antagonists of Dragon Ball!
Wiz: However, Beerus is pretty easy to anger, like when he lost hide and seek game, or when Majin Boo didn't want to share Pudding alongside Beerus, Beerus trusts in his Insane power, showing to be a worthy opponent to the Z-Fighters and despite his Gigantic power and job as a God of Destruction, Beerus is very friendly, sociably and educated when he is in a good mood.
- BIO:
- Name: Beerus/Bills/Beers, God of Destruction Beerus, Beerus the Destroyer, Lord Beerus, Destroyer
- Origin: Dragon Ball
- Gender: Male
- Age: Hundreds of millions of years old
- Classification: God of Destruction of Universe 7
- Hakai!
Boomstick: Beerus seems lazy and weak.... But hell He Is INSANELY powerful!
Wiz: Yeah, Beerus did Beat The Z-Fighters with not so much effort applied. Beerus also can easily destroy planets without effort, and he can keep with the Z-Fighters who has beated Solar System Busters like Cell and Frieza.
Boomstick: Beerus is also way more powerful than Majin Boo! Majin Boo literally was in disadvantage with a SSJ3 Goku, and Beerus just low diffed Goku in this form!
Wiz: Dragon Ball characters are able to easily destroy planets, as well as Solar Systems, hell even Galaxies and likely the Universe since Z! Beerus can be mooore powerful than this!
Boomstick: Beerus as well was gonna destroy the damn universe clashing against Goku! And a fight against his Brother Champa was gonna destroy the two universes 6 and 7 in a few time, His fight against Goku made Shockwaves too which was gonna destroy ALL Universe 7's macrocosm, which has the mortal universe and the another world, which in turn house dimensions such as the paradise and hell!
Wiz: Beerus could even Harm and threaten Arale who keeps with Goku and humilliated Vegeta as a Super Saiyan Blue, the mix between the Super Saiyan and Super Saiyan God! Beerus is comparable or superior to Goku in said form which is stronger than the normal God form, and Goku in base absorbed the power of the Super Saiyan God which letted him do the BOG Universal feat with Beerus!
Boomstick: But Beerus is as well comparable or superior to Goku with the Mastered Ultra Instinct! This form is so DAMN powerful! It makes him fight and show superiority against warriors like Jiren the strongest mortal in Universe 11 having a power superior to Vermoud, his God of Destruction making Beerus comparable to him and the rest of God Destroyers! Hell, Wiz he even fought other Destroyer Gods in the manga and certainly outlasted them ALL fighting at the same time against him with his Ultra Instinct!
Wiz: Yeah Beerus is insane in power.... He's Universal+ to Low Multiversal At Peak with this stuff...
Boomstick: And in speed, Beerus would keep and tag and react Goku's attacks, he reacted and nulled in time the shockwaves which would travel across the whole universe in seconds, making Lord Beerus Sixtillions into MFTL+! Beerus is SO Fast!
Wiz: Yeah, But we should go into his abilities. Beerus has superhuman strengths, speeds, resistance, durability, reflexes, etc. And he can fly, and breath and survive in space.
Boomstick: Beerus is also a genius in combat and can use pressure point strikes, having million years with experience in fights with deities as powerful as he is, and with his nature is one of the strongest fighters in the universe, only fighters with abnormal Godly Ki or power would face him, Even a prodigy such as Frieza respects him and he beated Majin Boo, the strongest foe in Dragon Ball before him, he is one of the most powerful, oldest, and wise fighters in the 12 universes in Dragon Ball, outlasting the Z-Fighters, even Goku in combat skills, not even in his God form he beated Beerus and he wanted to destroy earth but if it wasn't via the food here, he would had blew up earth since before, and he's considered one of the Hakaishins with more fighting potential, having the ultra instinct, thing ONLY some Gods, Goku and he has gotten, as well as Whis, but he needs to control it fully yet! He is also very analytical he knew Goku's power wouldn't be enough to beat him and he interrupts in stuff if it's something of his interest or his god range allows him!
Wiz: Beerus also has enchanced senses, and he can control, and feel Ki which is energy in Dragon Ball, which he can use to be stronger, do barriers or proyecting energy, he can even create a Danmaku, make Ki Blasts and use them in fast succession, he also scales Goku as a SSG And he can regenerate from a stab in the heart so Beerus possibly can regnerate, Beerus can detect Ki and he scales Goku, who with his Ki attacks can distortion and break space-time!
Boomstick: He also upscales Super Boo who can create a portal to another dimension, Beerus can generate shockwaves, summon a Purple Aura, and he has The Hakai, which can erase people off existence along it's body, mind and soul, and it even works on Gods!
Wiz: He can paralyze beings with his stare, it also was stated he sealed Shin into the Z Sword, and according Whis he knows the Ultra Instinct, which he shows against the Gods of Destruction of other universes but hasn't fully dominated it, and he could null the energy against Goku he made which was gonna destroy the universe!
Boomstick: But Beerus isn't perfect... Beerus is very confident about his powers, tending to extend his fights to enjoy them, and his own arrogance, and he is easy to anger which can play against himself, and he has some connection with the Kaio-Shin of his universe which is a God of Creation, so if the Kaio is killed, Beerus will also die! But we don't need to mess with this powerful Destroyer God of the Dragon Ball multiverse!
Beerus: Before Creation comes Destruction. This planet needs a complete makeover
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let's finish this once and for all!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEAAAAAAAAATH BAAAAAATTLEEEEEEE!!!
DEATH BATTLE![]
First, the day was calmed... It was a sunny day, with birds singing, and everyone being happy. No problems were involved, there was no people fighting around, or a World Threatening Villain causing Bullshit around. It was a peaceful and beautiful day... Then we see how The God of Destruction of Universe 7, Lord Beerus was seen happy in Corporation Capsule, alongside the Universe 7's Angel known as Whis, eating a Big Cake. The Cake had strawberries around, along some cream, chocolate, and vanilla, it seemed tasty even for the one who is writing this! Whis was surprised of his taste, provoking the angel to say.
Whis: Lord Beerus! This Cake is TRULY Delicious! It's sweet taste, with some strawberries, cream, vanilla, and chocolate makes it really Good to try! Don't ya agree?!
Whis says, while proceeding to cut a slice of cake with a knive and then stick the fork in his cake and chomp it with his mouth, delighted by his taste. Beerus however was seen eating it with some emotionless face. It was shocking for the Angel. Beerus was in a complete silence for 4 seconds, which shocked Whis, The God of Destruction should've be happy and delighted by the Taste of the cake.
Beerus: Meh... I have tried similar things back then in Earth... And we have eaten a lot of food. However, I still have one question in mind... What's the flavour of that pudding I never had the chance to try in this Planet?
Beerus wondered while looking Whis with a face of curiosity. Whis then sees how a dish is accompanied by some Cartoonish, Orange, Chubby Comic-like Cat (Yeah you know it was Garfield). Whis then smiles and he signalls at the Table with the cat and says.
Whis: You should try pudding going close to the table it's in there...
Beerus then sees Whis with a smile and then he slowly walks towards Garfield who is seen eating the pudding REALLY quickly, WAY faster than the God destroyer should react.
Beerus: Excuse me. Can you please share a bit of that pudding?
Whis: 2 Puddings please!
Whis said with a smile in his face, but Beerus then looks Whis with a surprised exprettion and says.
Beerus: You already ate one, don't be greedy!
The dish was seen entirely empty without any pudding. Garfield then was seen satisfacted as he proceeds to randomly instantly burp loudly. Garfield then watched At Beerus as he says.
Garfield: Sorry pal, but I just have finished my Pudding... I really feel sorry about you...
Garfield said with a bland exprettion. This however provokes the Wrath of the God to unleash as Beerus then Looks Garfield and screamed.
Beerus: BUT YOU HAD MANY AND YOU JUST FINISHED IT BEFORE I COULD EVER SEE?!
Garfield: Exactly... But why don't you try to ask At the one who gives the puddings here?
Garfield said with a boring exprettion yet expressing some question. Beerus then Watches Garfield angrily with a purple Aura and he says:
Beerus: Hrrr.... This can't be possible... I AM the God of Destruction of this Universe! AND RIGHT NOW, I AM GETTING ORDERED BY A SMALL, CHUBBY AND DUMB CAT TO ORDER A PUDDING?! WHEN A GOD DESTROYER SAYS THAT HE WANTS SOMETHING, THERE IS NO BUTS! NOW I AM MAD!!!!
Beerus then screams and his purple aura creates shockwaves, making Garfield's face finally change and seem worried with his eyes widening and his exprettion changing to a surprised face. Beerus then angry raised his arm, and he sends Garfield to fly against trees, doing a explosion knocking him down with a shockwave he summons from his arm.
Garfield then looks at the screen angry breaking the fourth wall, and he says his classic infamous line when today it's ironically Monday.
Garfield: I hate monday...
Garfield then walks quickly close to Beerus looking at the Purple Cat with a confronting face with some cartoon doodle above his head, while Beerus does the same.
Beerus: YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T SAID THAT! NOW IT'S YOUR TIME TO MET THE FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE!!!
Both sees eachother angry confronting each other, ready to fight.
FIGHT!!!
First, both of them runs so fast it seems they were teleporting and they was trading blows and kicks like a DBZ fight, until Garfield jumps; punching the Destroyer God's face and then the Comic Strip Cat kicks him in the stomach, and does a axxe handle that harms Beerus and slaps Beerus comedically against the comic panel, making Beerus seem to crash against the screen. Beerus then flips to see Garfield and he proceeds to close two of his 3 of his fingers only opening his index and middle finger similar to Beerus VS Sailor Galaxia DEATH BATTLE! and he flies at a quick speed knocking Garfield across the air with an attack of his finger. Garfield however jumps and Elbow Strikes Beerus which makes a shockwave as Garfield and Beerus flew in the air while Beerus blocks the attacks with his arms.
Beerus then decided to approach the distraction of not using his arms to attack Garfield and use them to protect him from Garf's attacks, and launches a Kick at Garfield's chest, then he knees him in the gut and kicks him in the face down. Garfield got up as he then tooks some magic hat and stick similar to those sticks magicians use. And then he slaps Beerus with it across several buildings doing a explosion with it as Garfield had a cocky smile in his face. Beerus however gets up, as he charges a potent purple aura screaming and flying to Garfield, giving him a powerful punch in the face, which Garfield counters charging Beerus with a well connected kick sends him meters away.
Garfield: Well that was a cathastrophical match but what would he do against this?
Garfield then tooks from pure hammerspace a Random Pie that flies at Beerus, and it explodes knocking Beerus away, against a wall doing a loud sound. The pie's rests was in Beerus' face as he removed it from his face looking At Garfield mad who just saw a lasagna and threw it at Beerus but he quickly dodges it and flies at the air shooting Ki Blasts, all which knocks Garfield away, doing massive explosions.
Then as Garfield proceeds to get up, Beerus teleports and watches Garfield angry raising his arm to him and he says.
Beerus: Okay... I got enough of playing this game... Hakai!!!
Beerus summons the energy erasing attack, which ends hitting Garfield, and proceeded to slowly erase him off existence, Garfield would be worried but he remembered the time he got reduced to nothingness and came back so he thought cartoon logic would work for him so he just watches without much impression and then he slowly faded away.
Beerus: Eh, that was pity... I hope he lasted longer tho...
Beerus says as he crosses arms and closed eyes, thinking about his fight, however Garfield returns and slaps Beerus, making him comedically end grabbing his cheek which had a cat mark in his face as he screams.
Beerus: OW!!!
Beerus said in pain, however then he saw Garfield with a mad exprettion, painting a smile in Beerus' face.
Beerus: It seems I finally found a worthy opponent... But Now take this! Ahhhhhhhhhhah!
Beerus says as he flies and punches Garfield in the air and he flies and he does a backflip while kicking Garfield to space as Beerus flew there. Both then kicked eachother clashing their kick in space way above earth, shaking planets, stars and galaxies, provoking the solar system to be destroyed, the sun to do a supernova, destroying galaxies making them implode and blowing up the planet, putting the universe as we know it at risk.
Beerus: What?! How you made me accidentally destroy earth?! Your even a harder enemy than Goku... Maybe I should Get more serious!
Garfield: Maybe because you wasn't trying... I get you. That happens when you are lazy...
Garfield said. This words shocked the Destruction God and the Comic Strip Cat then tooks out a shotgun shooting a flurry of bullets to Beerus ignoring logic in space with his toon force, as Beerus dodged every bullet, one by one with the usement of his Ultra Instinct, he tries to paralyze Garfield with his stare, but Garfield stills moving and upper-cuts the Destroyer God in the chest, sending him away.
Other universes was seen in risk, as Garfield and Beerus were clashing which was shocking Goku and co in the after-life seeing the fight. Beerus then angry kicks Garfield away and raises his arms and screams in rage and then he summons a purple aura and purple ki blasts at everywhere, which knocked Garfield away. Garfield however used his toon force to jump over the fight seeing it as a manga book and he flips the page to Beerus stopping the attacks and he then tooks a mallet, making Beerus dizzy.
The purple cat recovers, and he watched Garfield with a smile of satisfaction.
Beerus: Your certainly the worst opponent I ever faced! And I Am proud of it... But I Will win!
Beerus gives two punches to Garfield and tries to then use a tail attack against him but Garfield recovers and grabs his tail smiling cockily.
Beerus: Don't you dare...
Garfield spins with Beerus' tail and hurls him away as he throws a scratch at him doing damage. Beerus however then summons a Big Ki Purple Ball above his finger with a serious exprettion and he screams launching it at Garfield, who literally eats it similar to how he eats the Blasteroid. Beerus watched this in shock as he said.
Beerus: WHA-?!
Garfield makes a cosmic burp which was loud and heared across all the universe even heaven and hell. This makes Beerus fly away. Beerus then gets back and shoots Ki Beams Garfield was dodging.
Beerus: How are you so powerful?! Your the most fearsome guy in this universe I ever faced! I would have finished with any other guy in this planet now but your still Alive!
Beerus says angry while connecting blows and kicks in a purple aura, and he then Axxe handles and kicks Garfield.
Beerus: You maybe strong but you Aren't a match for Me!
Beerus then throws Many Ki Blasts doing blasts in space which Garfield survived. Beerus then again summons a Big Ki Ball which this time hits Garfield close Black holes, galaxies, stars, planets, All from a near universe. This attack implodes and completely destroys the universe. As the explosion happens Beerus says.
Beerus: That... Was for my pudding....
Garfield however then recovers, and he is seen now as Garzooka.
Beerus: Now what are you? How did you get even stronger...?
Garfield: I am Garzooka, and right Now I will finish you!
Beerus: We'll see!
Both started to clash blow, kick, headbutts, etc. The fight seemed endless but then suddenly they decided to land their last attacks. Beerus summons all his energy while he screams.
Beerus: HAKAI!!!
Beerus shoots a gigantic version of The Hakai, but Garfield shoots a lot of Atomic Powered-Hairballs that desintegrated the Hakai itself shocking Beerus and then the Cat screamed in fear as he was getting hitted and slowly desintegrated by the hairballs.
Beerus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Beerus was turned into ashes, Garfield then sees the screen sighing saying I hate monday again.
K.O!
Garfield proceeds to travel back in time and desintegrates Past Beerus with his hairballs again. The past Garfield watched him confused as Future Garfield said.
Future Garfield or Garzooka: Don't ask...
He then goes running away. As Whis was shocked and Goku and friends as well, how did he oneshot Beerus and Garfield in the past had nothing but curiosity of what happened.
Results[]
Boomstick: Well, that fight was Truly Destructive... Or should I say, cathastrophical! But how did Garfield win? I was expecting Lord Beerus to Hakai Garfield...
Wiz: Well, Beerus might had been more ruthless, and had massive combat experience over the lovable comic strip cat, and the destroyer god as well had massive Ki skills over Garfield. But Garfield's toon force was his exact answer to Beerus' attacks. With his toon force he handily would regenerate of every Beerus attack, he also would evade or deflect Beerus' attacks, like he would eat the Planet busting attack from Beerus just as he did with the Blasteroid or took something like a Mirror to redirect his mirror attacks. Garfield's durability also was what made him stand here and Beerus' temper made him victim of not thinking any strategy against the Strip Comics Cat.
Boomstick: Yeah, Beerus might had leaded with another toon force characters such as Arale. However there is differences between Arale and Garfield, Arale is a gag character, while Garfield entirely is a comic or a cartoon character counting his cartoons with more experience with toon force fully being able to use it, he can warp reality, bend the comic panel, and scales to Jon who did the whole plot of Garfield! Arale might have insane toon force too and strength feats and has messed with the writer breaking the fourth wall but so does Garfield, and while Arale and Beerus are Low multiversal threats able to destroy all the universe by Beerus himself clashing with Goku and Arale has fought with Goku and Vegeta after that getting stronger and Beerus has kinda fought her, Garfield is just a more powerful toon forcer, he literally dreams With INFINITE universes in the pet force timeline! His universe is just Infinitely larger than Beerus' Making the Cat ironically stronger!
Wiz: Also, how did Garfield survive Hakai? Well, Hakai is a technique erases your body, mind and soul, even affects ghosts and beings with godlike power, and yadda yadda yadda, but Again stronger foes than survive it, and Garfield has regenerated of being reduced to nothingness in one comic and in Garfield Alone he lives enough to the point he becomes a nonexistent being so Hakai and Beerus wouldn't kill Garfield!
Boomstick: Yeah, Garfield's cartoonish nature just gave him a insane survivability against the Destroyer God... Garfield also was faster, Beerus might be able to null and react his universe traveling attacks that goes in a few seconds being Massively faster than light plus, but Garfield... Garfield at his peak has Traveled Back in time with his Speed by accelerating making him even way faster! Crazy, right? It's insane how Garfield seems slower but has speed too!
Wiz: And for abilities, Beerus definitely had his massive skills such as his Ki explosions, his power rage, his fighting experience, and flight. But Garfield's toon force was able to outdo Beerus. Garfield had powers Beerus never ever has faced before. Garfield can kick Beerus to the next week, he could break the fourth wall which Beerus didn't, i know it's not a great advantage but let's say it's something Garf had, he had his immortality existing as a nonexistent being and insane regeneration like to resist hakai, he would eat Beerus' planet busting ki attack as already explained, can control and stretch his body, use hammerspace, warp reality, travel back in time to kill a weaker Beerus, or fight him before the fight started, or hypnotize Beerus, or desintegrate him with the Atomic Powered-Hairballs, or hypnotize him.
Boomstick: At the end, I guess monday wasn't the right day for Beerus to cause Destruction as he ended Garf-Snapped!
Wiz: The winner is: Garfield
Trivia[]
- The connections between Garfield and Beerus are:
- Both are Lazy but powerful cats, who are OverPowered Lords of Destruction from comics and anime
- Above else aswell, If you piss them off, then you know your in a serious trouble...
- They revolve around destruction
- They enjoy food
- Both enjoy messing with their rivals who are clumsy but like food aswell (Odie and Goku)
- The battle should be in sprites
- The sound track for this should be Monday of Destruction with Garfield with Beerus' suit, skin and energy looking angry doing two hakais in his hands with an explosion behind him.