Description[]
WHY ARE THESE GARFIELD PARODIES SO POWERFUL?!?!?!
Note[]
- Gorefield and Garfielf will be composite... with EVERYTHING!
Help Wanted[]
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Intro[]
Gorefield[]
Garfielf stuffs his face as usual in DEATH BATTLE![]
[W.I.P]
Boomstick: Long ago, in the distant land of 2013!
Wiz: One of the most infamous internet parodies was created:
Garfielf.
Boomstick: Don't let his deformed state trick you into believing he's some lumpy weakling craving...Las..Aga?
Wiz: Don't question, it anyways, Garfielf, the crudely drawn Garfield was nothing special, eating hamburger helpers, specifically 3 cheese pizzas, and Taco Shells.
Boomstick: But all versions think..That he's a total asshole.
Wiz: All, except for one, but I-
Boomstick: I mean, in some versions he becomes some Picasso-ass god!
Wiz: Garfielf is so strong that one single kick from him launched Odie into orbit.
Boomstick: He can even EAT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE- WHAT THE HELL!?
Wiz: Yes, Garfielf, in this iteration, died, only to be brought back to life as a higher-dimensional entity, transcending his mortal shell and even the Space-Time Continuum, it took a mere second, then, he became the living universe, achieving godhood, however-
Boomstick: Wait, this isn't even Fielf's final form!?
Wiz: Oh, NOT. AT. ALL. Garfielf has demonstrated the ability to turn into an abstract being, that is alluded to be the embodiment of the concept of; 'Lasaga'
Boomstick: WHAT, THE. HELL!
Name: Garfield
Alias: Garf related terms. (E.g, Garfielf, Garf[insert here])
Age: Unknown, likely as old as creation in godhood.
Likes: lasaga
Dislikes: Jonathan, Odie.
FEATS
• Implied to have destroyed the Multiverse.
• Kicked Odie into orbit in a few seconds.
• Transcended the Space-Time Continuum; which is 4-Dimensional.
• Became the living universe.
• Vacuumed up Solar Systems, Galaxies, Planets, Black Holes, and other cosmic aspects into himself, reducing reality to a mere void.
• Escaped Deviantart.
• Is the embodiment of Lasaga.
• Is a 12-Dimensional entity.
• Can destroy the whole universe in a single swipe.
ARSENAL AND ABILITIES
• lasaga
• Power Crystal
• Space-Time Manipulation
• Abstract Existence
• Conceptual Manipulation
• Conceptual Physiology
• Superhuman Physical Characteristics
• God-Mode
• Higher-Dimensional Physiology
• Reality Warping
• Spacetime Remote
• Size Manipulation
• Body Manipulation
• Possible Schrodinger Teleportation.
FAULTS
• Can still die.
• Automatically, erm..he just uh, 'dies himself' when fed monday-spiked lasaga.
• Transformations can be turned off, albeit, only the ones that aren't instantaneous.
Wiz: Despite being known as a terrible person, he actually does love Jon in the end, and made him a morbidly beautiful present.
Boomstick: I DON'T KNOW WETHER TO THROW UP OR CRY!
Garfielf: I eat, Jon, it's what I do.
Gilbert Garfield[]
Lasagna Cat[]
Setting the scene[]
(Music - Coc' n Rolla)
(Location - Johm's house)
Let the battle of chaotic cats begin![]
(Music - Garf-Fest (Original Track))
Results[]
Soundtrack[]
The title would be Garf-Fest. Credit to @Smaggle.
Trivia[]
Users who helped to this[]
- That one Shiny Breloom
- Smaggle
- LwyqydUuz
- AidenRulz0828
- Flowerguy1