Introduction[]
Redshock: Ganondorf. The Dreaded king of evil from the Gerudo Tribe.
Mortician: Raoh. The Ken-Oh Fist Master from the Wastelands.
Redshock: Power. It’s something everyone can have. But these two dreaded desert warlords seek it more.
Mortician: But in a battle to the death, who’s got the more power?
Ganondorf[]
Redshock: The era of chaos was a huge threat throughout the entire planet, and the entire world was at risk and war. All because of an asshole demon guy named Demise.
Mortician: If only. The goddess Hylia sealed demise away, and sacrificed her life and immortality to save the remaining humans and send them up into the sky to form a home up there known as ‘Skyloft’.
Redshock: Which was all peaceful what not, but until decades later. Demise was brought back after being revived by the reincarnated goddess. But he got his demon ass clapped by a fairy boy in green.
Mortician: After being murdered. Demise cursed the blood of the goddess and the spirit of the hero to an eternal curse of blood, violence, and his evil will be reincarnated over and over.
Redshock: Well, It turns out that demise was right, and he was reincarnated into a boy who was born to the gerudo tribe. And that boy's name was: Ganondorf Dragmire.
Mortician: Due to him being the first male born in one hundred years and all, this immediately made him their king, and he was certainly worthy of that title.
Redshock: a boy Ganondorf was taught sword play by the gerudo tribe. Who ended up molding the young Ganondorf into a warrior of their tribe. Which means he’s skilled in armed and unarmed combat to boot. Like his deadly warlock punch, warlock kick, grabs, and dark magic.
Mortician: Ganondorf was taught dark magic by his caretakers. The twinrova witches. Koume and Kotake. Which is what Ganondorf was a natural at. Their magic training turned Ganondorf into the most feared wizard in all of the planet.
Redshock: He can teleport, summon phantom warriors and horsemen to his side to serve as his proxies, revive the dead with necromancy, put a curse on you that will kill you however quick or slow he may want it, levitate, stop you in place with his malice, control things with telekinesis, form barriers, control minds, move between dimensions, mind control you, put you in an illusion, turn you into a puppet, and even corrupt you with malice.
Mortician: Ganondorf can also fire condensed balls of lightning. He can even charge it up to fire a multitude of lightning blast arrows that home in on his victim’s as well. And even summon concentrated bolts of lightning from the sky.
Redshock: After seeing the beautiful verdant fields of hyrule. Ganondorf desired a better land for his people or rather himself. It turns out that Ganondorf is demise’s curse reincarnated. If that’s not obvious. Ganondorf has plenty of weapons like his sage sword, twin dark swords, a trident, and even a big ass horse which he can use for horseback sword fighting. Also it can teleport and cut through dimensional boundaries by running into walls or other objects.
Mortician: But one weapon Ganondorf has is by far his strongest: The Triforce of Power. A holy piece of an ancient relic that is said to grant the wishes of whoever touches it.
Redshock: In this case. Once dorf touched those golden Doritos. Two jumped ship and went on to Ganondorf’s enemies of link for courage, and Zelda for wisdom. But Ganondorf got power!
Mortician: But who needs that when you are Ganondorf. Who is a cunning mastermind galaxy brained 5D Chessmaster genius! The triforce of power did not only increase much more power in Ganondorf, but turned him into a warlock of his destiny.
Redshock: Which made him turn into a pig wizard. The Dark Beast known as ‘Ganon’ is a force to be reckoned with. He can create small fire blasts, levitate in midair and fly, teleport, summon flaming magical projectiles, summon his trident, two golden blades, and even fire a massive beam of devastation.
Mortician: As ganon. Ganondorf gets a massive power buff and does not lose any sign of intellect. Ganon is so powerful. Even before as Ganondorf. He was seen as more powerful than Majora. Who could pull the moon into the earth with a force of over 60 Exotons of TNT.
Redshock: As the “Demon King”. Dorfmire here is so crazy strong. He might as well be too broken. He’s shattered entire islands with just his magic alone, he’s killed Link in one timeline, and even corrupted the entire sacred realm. And he’s even comparable to link in some instances. Who’s able to move over 10 times faster than light when reacting beemos lasers.
Mortician: Ganondorf should be faster than link. So going off on his speed when he dodged a light arrow being shot behind him. He must have reacted to a speed over 50 times faster than light.
Redshock: The dude has survived two castles falling onto him, broke apart entire platforms, and even survived being impaled and stabbed by plenty of holy weapons. Like being stabbed in the face by the master sword. Or like the time he survived the ancient water Sage stabbing him with the sage sword, which should have killed him easily. But he survived and crushed the ancient water sage with his bare hands.
Mortician: Talk about power! I mean holy weapons are his greatest weakness. He can be killed by things like the Master Sword, Light Arrows, Silver Arrows, and even being sealed away.
Redshock: But that didn’t last for long. But even with his malice still continuing. Ganondorf will still spread his malice everywhere. Not even death has kept down this king of evil.
Ganondorf: “Do not think that this ends here... the history of light and shadow will be written in blood!"
Raoh[]
Mortician: The last decade of the twentieth century was upon. Civilizations shattered, cities were destroyed, and the strong hunted the weak.
Redshock: Which was basically why the world was bat shit crazy. In this apocalyptic age the weak we’re trembling before the strong. Until a man named Ryuken adopted some kids, and began to train some in an ancient martial art.
Mortician: Ryuken adopted plenty of children, and watched over them with a caring eye. On the island of Shura. Ryuken adopted three other kids. You may know kenshiro. Fist of the North Star! But the eldest adopted son of Ryuken. His name is: Raoh.
Redshock: Raoh was adopted into the martial arts lifestyle, and developed well into it. But Ryuken basically rejected him from using a style called “Hokuto Shinken.”. This deadly martial art was a very advanced one, and allowed the user to kill anyone with just a touch to a pressure point.
Mortician: But Raoh demanded for Ryuken to train him, and even had eyes for a girl named Yuria. Raoh uses the hokuto shinken arts for impossible attacks that are similar to kenshiro’s. He can effectively kill you with one touch to a pressure point, and there are 708 of them.
Redshock: This includes killing, stunning, making people walk backwards, restoring memories, and even performing miracles. But Raoh obviously preferred the more kickass side.
Mortician: His ambitions were not like his adopted bro kenshiro. He ended up becoming the 64th Denshosha, got engaged to Yuria, and gained much more power.
Redshock: This obviously really pissed off Raoh. So he ended up killing Ryuken. Raoh then vowed that he would master all martial arts and rule the heavens. To that end, he built an empire and gave himself the title of ‘Ken-Oh’.
Mortician: He can use his own life energy, or Tōki to fire blasts of bright light like energy from his hands like Tenshou Honretsu, expel a wave into the sky to smite his foes, and even deliver one shot uppercuts. He can also perform rapid fire barrage punches, knock his foes back with a powerful kick, and even make his victims bleed from their pores.
Redshock: Plus. He can also expel poisons from one’s body, disable eyesight on his foes, disable their limbs, rapidly speed up a heartbeat, and even erase memories. But like his adopted brother. Raoh mastered one last technique to rival kenshiro. Musō Tensei
Mortician: This ultimate technique of Hokuto Shinken. Only through embracing the true nature of sorrow can one use it; after Kenshiro mastered it, the first to master it in 1,800 years, Raoh worked to grasp the true nature of sorrow himself so he could match him.
Redshock: It can make Raoh achieve “nothingness”, becoming intangible and allowing him to communicate with the souls of dead rivals and use their techniques. This pretty much makes Raoh able to access much more in his style of fighting, and pretty much makes him able to slip through most opponents' attacks.
Mortician: Raoh is not just a chump, and has tons of ambitions to conquer the heavens above, and defeat his adopted brother. Raoh actually does show some respect to Kenshiro, which is weird considering his role as a Villain.
Redshock: He was once afraid his brother may join Kenshiro at one point, and despite his intentions, good or bad. Raoh is often more seen as a conqueror who is oftentimes complicated. Like the time he got muso Tensei. But then he realized that Kenshiro's fiancé and his crush were sick.
Mortician: So he ended up putting her in a coma, which made him unlock it so he could battle Kenshiro evenly. Oh never mind. This guy is crazy!
Redshock: He’s even comparable to kenshiro. Who once took an entire skyscraper falling on top of him. He once took out a giant with a single hit that was the size of a skyscraper, which is over 400 Gigatons of TNT.
Mortician: He’s even comparable to a guy named. Jagi. Who survived an explosion similar to 20 nuclear bombs going off over 200 Megatons of TNT.
Redshock: Raoh has dodged blasts moving over light speeds exceeding over 50 times faster, he’s survived having his blood being poured out of him, and even survived killing blows that would have killed him. He’s no doubt a tough son of a Bitch.
Mortician: Raoh may look to be unstoppable. But he’s still just a mortal man. Not to mention that while in muso Tensei. He can only dodge physical hits or energies, which is able to make him invincible to those.
Redshock: But the dude eventually managed to meet Kenshiro later on in a final battle. Though their fight was awesome. Kenshiro managed to finish Raoh off. Who was honored and respected kenshiro more. Maybe he was still just a normal man in that heart of darkness.
Mortician: Or maybe that heart was still dark.
Raoh: “Even the gods quake in fear before the power of my fists.”
Death Battle![]
Prologue[]
At a desert Raoh is on his horse, then he notices two dark gleaming eyes in the sand stream approaching. Ganondorf comes out from it on his horse “You are obviously powerful, but no man can challenge my power”. “Hmph. Pick the place, and that is where you will die”. “Hahaha…. I fear no man”.
FIGHT![]
Raoh jumps off his horse and heads down to Ganondorf with a kick, then Ganondorf teleports off his horse and Raoh hits Ganondorf’s horse which dissolves into darkness. “What is this trickery?”. Ganondorf appears behind him and pulls out two black swords and both start to release their own energy. Raoh rushes over to Ganondorf who blocks him with his blades and he gets pushed back a bit, then he fires some dark slashes over to him.
Raoh dodges them, then Ganondorf sends more to Raoh which sends him back and he rushes back to Ganondorf who teleports away. Ganondorf appears up in the air and Raoh looks up at him “What kind of a man are you?”. “I’m no man”. Raoh starts to charge up his energy and jumps up at Ganondorf and both collide their punches and Ganondorf knocks Raoh down, then teleports behind Raoh and he turns around and both start to rapid fire punches.
Both punch each other in the faces a few times, then Ganondorf grabs Raoh’s face and slams him down onto the ground. Ganondorf throws Raoh into the air. Ganondorf uses his warlock punch and it knocks Raoh far back. Ganondorf charges up a magic blasts and seven magic lightning blasts head to Raoh who charges up his energy and blasts them all away. Ganondorf heads down to Raoh who blocks his attacks, then moves around Ganondorf and uppercuts him up into the air.
“Ha! Weak fool”. Lightning then smites Raoh from the sky and Ganondorf comes down and punches Raoh in the face and Raoh Headbutts Ganondorf in the nose and grabs him, then throws him up into the air. “TENSHOU HONRETSU!!!!”. He then blasts Ganondorf back and he holds it back and Ganondorf punches through it “Hahahaha!!! WITNESS MY POWER!!!!”. The sky starts to turn red and the blood moon appears and some moblins, Lizalfos, and moblins come up from the ground as zombies.
They all start to run to Raoh who punches through some, then fires a blast at them and clears some away. Some Lizalfos throw their boomerangs at Raoh who knocks them all away and jumps up to Ganondorf who then uses telekinesis on Raoh and stops him “You may have some power. But I am the true power here!!!”. Ganondorf starts to charge up a lighting blast to Raoh which sends him to a pyramid that blows up. Raoh comes up and activates muso tensei, then Ganondorf runs over to him with a charged up punch which Raoh slips by unscathed.
“What?!”. Ganondorf then does a warlock kick which misses and Raoh grabs his leg and throws Ganondorf down. Raoh starts to do a lot of punches on Ganondorf and it launches Ganondorf back. He starts to spit out some blood, then Raoh appears behind him and jabs more at his pressure points “You're already dead.”. Some pores appear all around Ganondorf who start to shoot out blood. Ganondorf collapses and Raoh starts to walk away, then he starts to get up. “I’m…Not…DONE!”.
A dark cloud starts to be shot up into the air and Raoh turns around and looks up to see two dark gleaming eyes from the cloud of darkness. “You still have some fight in you, huh?”. The cloud disperses and Ganon appears. Ganon starts to charge at Raoh who grabs him and he gets pushed back a bit. “Know my power!!!!”. Ganon then flies up with Raoh still holding on and charges up a fire blast in his hand.
Raoh jumps off and charges up another blast and fires a giant energy blast to Ganon who sends a massive fire ball to the blast and both cause a massive explosion in the air. Ganon lands and summons his trident and sends dark lightning from above in the clouds, then Raoh takes off his shirt and dodges the lightning blasts, and runs up to Ganon and starts to unleash a barrage of punches on him that he blocks. Ganon then summons two giant gold swords in his hands and sends Raoh back.
Ganon runs to Raoh who grabs Ganon by his tusks “No Power!”. Ganon then stomps the ground which sends Raoh up into the air and he then slices at Raoh who blocks his two slices, and he fires a blast of energy from his mouth at Raoh which sends him back. Ganon jumps up and gets ready to throw his trident to Raoh to finish the fight, but then Raoh disappears and appears behind Ganon and punches his back. “Hmph…. You have no power against me”. “Is that so?”. Ganon holds up his right hand and the triforce of power starts to glow and the trident appears behind Raoh and stabs him.
Ganon then turns back to Ganondorf and teleports to where Raoh is heading from on the trident. “I AM POWER!!!”. Ganondorf charges up and punches Raoh in his chest. Raoh’s eyes and mouth start to glow purple. An explosion then happens and Ganondorf turns around from Raoh’s severed arm on the ground and his arms crossed. “My power is absolute”.
FINISH!/Results[]
Redshock: Whoa! Talk about power!
Mortician: Despite this being mainly in Ganondorf’s favor. This fight wasn’t so easy for the Gerudo King to get his victory.
Redshock: Raoh was definitely a fighting style that Ganondorf has never even seen before, and with it. Raoh could have easily landed a fatal blow. But Raoh still has not even faced anymore as powerful or cunning as Ganondorf.
Mortician: Raoh may be able to use his own pressure point style of combat, which could have easily overwhelmed Ganondorf. But Ganondorf still had way more power than Raoh.
Redshock: Raoh with Hokuto Shinken and his skills definitely made his power absurd, but even before the Triforce of Power. Ganondorf was considered to be much more powerful than you might think.
Mortician: He was a contender for the best wizard in Hyrule, and his training and decades of experience was way higher.
Redshock: Not to mention that Ganondorf had plenty more options of experience to use. Not only fist. But also both Magic and sword play, which was something that Raoh wasn’t exactly proficient in.
Mortician: While Raoh was a formidable and a difficult opponent for Ganondorf to take on, he could have easily dealt a finishing blow at any point. But Ganondorf just had the Durability, Power, Experience, and Versatility needed to end the Ken-Oh master of the fist.
Redshock: Looks like Raoh’s chances of landing a win was slim to Ga-none. The winner is Ganondorf!
Comparisons[]
Trivia/Connections[]
Trivia[]
- Track Name is "Kings of Power"
- Track Art is Raoh and Ganondorf's fists clashing through Raoh's Ken-Oh helmet, cracking the horns at the top, while bathed in the light of the blood moon coating the desert in the daylight.
Connections[]
- Both are desert-wandering warriors shunned away from their nation that functions differently from the rest of the world
- Their main goal is to conquer whatever and wherever they can through their mighty power that only a select few in their world are privy to (Hokuto Shinken and the Triforce)
- Both have royal titles (Ganondorf has the title of the Evil King and the Gerudo King. While Raoh has the title of the King of Fists)