Ganondorf vs Lord Tirek is a what if Death Battle by Majora Moon. It features Ganondorf from Legend of Zelda and Lord Tirek from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic.
Description[]
Evil warlocks with incredible magic powers, sealed away for their crimes collide to see who is the ultimate dark lord.
Interlude[]
Wiz: Evil comes in many shapes and forms.
Boomstick: But the most evil beings come in the shape of dark lords.
Wiz: Ganondorf, the Calamitous Boar of Hyrule
Boomstick: And Lord Tirek the demon centaur of Equestria. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to anylize their armor, weapons, and skills, to find who would win.....a DEATH BATTLE!!!
Ganondorf[]
Wiz: Long ago in an age long forgotten by time, the Demon King Demise set out to claim the ultimate power. The Triforce, a sacred magical relic left by the goddesses as they left the mortal realm.
Boomstick: To bad for him he got his ass slain by this kid in green.
Wiz: This was Link, the chosen hero of the goddess Hylia, who had given up her immortal form to forever protect the land of mortals, this was Zelda.
Boomstick: However, too bad for young Link and Zelda, Demise's magic was a bit stronger than anticipated. As he died he cursed the spirit of the hero and the blood of the goddess, to forever be haunted and tormented by his wrath and hatred.
Wiz: That hatred became known as Ganondorf Dragmire.
Boomstick: Dragmire? What kind of name is that? It sounds like what would happen if Quagmire dressed in drag. Whatever what really concerns me is, if ol' 'dorf is just Demise's hatred I shudder to think what Demise's full power was like.
(TBC)
Lord Tirek[]
Wiz: 1,000 years ago, in a far off desolate land far from Equestria lived a royal family a centaurs.
Boomstick: Tirek was the young prince of the land, and sought more than just the desert his family ruled over. One day he left home to meet up with an associate of his named, Sendak, who had been gone for months, visiting the land known as Equestria.
Wiz: With the wizard centaur having returned, Tirek sought his guidance as how to expand his rule when the time came.
Boomstick: Luckily for the young Centaur, Sendak had brought back one of Equestria's natives. A fucking pony!
Wiz: Planning to feast upon it's magical essance, Sendak sent Tirek home, telling him to wait. However that night Tirek left home again, and snuck into Sendak's cave. Trying to absorb the pony's magic, Tirek set off an explosion.
(TBC)