Galeem vs Tabuu is a What If Battle made br Grumannator
Aired on 4/24/24
Season: 1
Episode: 1
Next Episode: Kaos vs Shao Kahn
Description[]
The two big bads from the Super Smash Bros. Story modes, one from Brawl, and the other from Ultimate
Interlude[]
Wiz: Two villains from Super Smash Bros. who appeared seemingly from nowhere.
Boomstick: And both of them chose genocide.
Wiz: Such as Tabuu, the blue god of Subspace Emissary
Boomstick: And Galeem, the causer of The World of Light
Wiz: But which of these Smash villains is more of a threat?
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to decide who would win a Death Battle.
Tabuu[]
Wiz: After walking into the world that is in a black hole, Ganondorf and Bowser went to meet their master, Master Hand, but as soon as they get there Ganondorf stabs Bowser in the back. Taking the praise all for himself.
Boomstick: More like SHOT Bowser in the back. Only to get beat up immediately after, oh yeah, I forgot to mention that Master Hand was on chains and stuck by Tabuu.
Wiz: After revealing himself, Galeem with a blast defeated/killed Ganondorf with one blast and just the force of being pushed back by Tabuu's shield killed Master hand. And when the entire cast of characters tried to stop him, with a singular sound wave killed EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
Boomstick: WHAT!? How are they meant to avoid that?
Wiz: They could've avoided that by surprisingly just dodging...
Boomstick: You mean to tell me, they could've avoided a Sound wave by freaking dodging it? How do you dodge a sound wave?
Wiz: You may think with a move like that, "How could he possibly have lost?" It turns out that whenever he uses that, he has to make wings. And those wings aren't very stable as it was broken by a singular spin dash by Sonic. Even after being caught off guard he has plenty of abilities to overwhelm his abilities, and being a final boss, it doesn't work forever.
Boomstick: But he still has one hell of an arsenal, like being able to teleport, shoot laser eyes, turn into the head of a spear...that doesn't impale for some odd reason, make giant ninja stars that come back to him, make invisible mines he can detonate with his own mind. Even scratch you so hard that it feels like you just got splattered across the ground while still being alive.
Wiz: He can even summon multiple weapons for him to use as he likes. Such as a sword, a really big ball n' chain, just replace the ball with a spike.
Boomstick: And a freaking Gaster Blaster!
Wiz: That's not what that- nevermind, One of his most noteworthy abilities is the fact he can turn giant. In this giant form, his head alone is 4 Marios tall, and if you don't know, Mario is 5 feet tall.
Boomstick: Making him approximately somewhere from 80-100 feet tall when he is in this giant state. Man! I wonder who the first person to be turned into a pancake was!
Wiz: About that...despite it sounding so good...Tabuu has barely used it, which is probably why he lost to begin with.
Boomstick: He had something that cool and barely used it? I need to have a word with him.
Wiz: That'd probably be difficult because he never talks.
Boomstick: WHA-
Galeem[]
Wiz: In a faraway place, every person in the Super Smash Bros series has joined forces, to defeat one of their greatest foes yet, they look across the cliff and see Galeem and his army of Master Hands. Despite Shulk's warnings after seeing the future, they chose to fight...and boy what a dumb decision that was.
Boomstick: Yeah! Cause they all got turned to ash by Galeem, wait, is this just Thanos but taking out everyone? I mean, he even managed to make a light so big, he turned EVERY multiverse that was represented in Smash into spirits all at the same time! Do you know how many lives that is? It's incalculable is what that is!
Wiz: But he managed to somehow miss one singular pink puff ball in Kirby...The beginning of his down fall.
Boomstick: Cause the annoying little pink guy managed to bring everyone back and then defeat Galeem once and for all....Until Galeem's dark counterpart appeared, Dharkon, showed up. But then Galeem teamed with Dharkon and they both lost. Why didn't Galeem do what he did at the beginning of the story to kill them all again?
Wiz: Aas much as I would like to say he was hurt and couldn't, there is no reason, so...plot.
Boomstick: That is some B.S
Wiz: But don't get it wrong, he has more in his arsenal than just multiverse killing moves. Since he is the one who created the World of Light he has powers of..well...light, being able to shoot it in 2 ways, is smaller blasts, bigger blasts that look like it's from Dragon Ball, and even turning it into fire. Don't forget he can make it into a wave to do damage over time, and even make light clones of smash characters.
Boomstick: He can also take the...wings? Parts? of his body? Whatever those are, he can use this to collide and physically attack people. If he wants to, he could turn parts of his body into a spear and impale any of his opponents until they bleed. Even into saws to cut through his opponents like I do to beer bottles
Wiz: He can only actually take damage if you hit his core in the middle, if you try to do anything to the outside, it doesn't feel like anything happened to him.
Boomstick: I feel like we should point out, he has the EXACT. SAME. SOUND WAVE attack that Tabuu has...Really clever Sakurai...Have the final boss of the Smash Bros Story have a broken move, let me guess. Galeem doesn't talk either.
Wiz: Does it look like he can?....Anyway, there is one flaw Galeem has that helped contribute to him losing to the Smash Bros Characters, the fact that there is a chance he gets stunned for 5 seconds, and he can't do anything in those 5 seconds.
Boomstick: What's next? Are you gonna tell me that he has bombs that he can spawn that shoot in vertical or horizontal directions like Bomberman?
Wiz: um...yes...He can do that as well. He can also summon Master Hands if that makes you feel any better.
Boomstick: I hope this guy gets enLIGHTened on how to be a final boss.
Wiz: ughhhh
Intermission[]
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: It's Time for a Mute Boss Battle!!!!
DEATH BATTLE!![]
Pre-Fight[]
Tabuu had just killed all the Smash fighters, and is starting to make the Great Maze. But suddenly, he sees a place that he has never seen before, so he travels through the portal, only to arrive right in front of Galeem. They stare at each other and Galeem shoots 3 small light blasts at Tabuu, who counters it with laser eyes. Galeem seems to get more serious now that his attack actually got countered.
Fight[]
Galeem throws part of his body a saw at Tabuu who puts up his shield, but the saw goes through the shield and hits Tabuu's right shoulder. Tabuu then flies up to Galeem at full speed and punched Galeem, sending Galeem back a lot of distance. Tabuu summons his spear chain and throws it at Galeem, but Galeem's body catches it and pulls Tabuu close, but Tabuu teleports out of the way and summons his sword to slash Galeem with.
Galeem after being slashed teleports behind Tabuu, and when Tabuu turned around he got punched square in the face by a Master Hand that Galeem just summoned. The Master Hand shoots lasers from it's fingertips, but Tabuu blocks it.
Tabuu just with a flurry of slashes from his sword took down Master Hand. Then immediately afterwards Galeem summoned light clones of Kirby and Ganondorf to fight Tabuu. Tabuu just makes a ninja star, that both cuts the clones in half AND hits Galeem. In retaliation, Galeem turned part of his body into a spear and stabbed Tabuu in the chest.
Tabuu in pain, manages to pull Galeem out of his body and shoot chains, some of which managed to stab Galeem. Tabuu then teleported above Galeem and elbowed Galeem into the ground. Tabuu then grows his wings and starts to charge up his sound wave. But Galeem sends a giant light beam that breaks Tabuu's wings. Galeem then uses HIS Sound wave, which hits Tabuu, sending him flying into a mountain!
Tabuu flies up from the mountain and shoots a giant laser, which Galeem then shoots a giant light beam. They clash in the middle, and eventually just blow up. Tabuu turns into the spear head and charges at Galeem, it hits Galeem and sends Galeem flying back. To try and gain space Galeem summons another Master Hand, which Tabuu scratches to death. But Galeem's body has formed 7 spears in all directions around Tabuu, and all of them stab Tabuu. Tabuu's body slowly falls to the ground.
Galeem thinks the battle is won, so he starts to slowly fly away. But all of a sudden, he sees a shadow grow over him, having no idea what it is. Galeem turns around and sees Tabuu as a giant, who is now so much bigger than him! Galeem turns a part of his body into a saw and tosses it at the giant Tabuu. Tabuu just catches it and tosses it back at Galeem, and it chops some of Galeem's body off!
Tabuu shoots laser eyes which nails Galeem, knocking him down. Tabuu then slowly and taunting Galeem as he picks Galeem up and starts to crush him with his bare hands. In a last ditch effort, Galeem sends a giant blast of light that consumed the entire multiverse. All that we see is bright lights.
When it dims, Galeem is there, and in front of him, is the spirit of Tabuu, his spirit was now Galeem's to own, and Galeem plans to make full use of it.
K.O
Results[]
Boomstick: aw..what? What was that? The copycat won? With no blood shed? How lame
Wiz: This was a very close fight, on a blank canvas, it could go either way.
Boomstick: "But Wiz! Why Couldn't Tabuu just use his shield to block any and all of Galeem's attacks?"
Wiz: Since we are not given how strong his shield is, it is safe to assume that it is not too much stronger than the player's shield because both the player and Tabuu can block attacks from Master Hand. However, Most of Galeem's attacks go through shield, and the ones that don't, deal heavy damage to shield. So it is safe to assume that Galeem's attacks would just break Tabuu's shield.
Boomstick: In most cases, Galeem just had a counter to most of Tabuu's abilities, laser eyes get cancelled out by his light balls, Galeem's light beam destroys or overpowers most of Tabuu's attacks alone. Sure Tabuu has the advantage of...actually having a body, Galeem's body is versatile and has plenty of skills to impale and block Tabuu.
Wiz: And Galeem's ace in the hole was his multiverse killing light attack. Which...Tabuu doesn't have anything to stop. It was just a question of if Tabuu could kill Galeem before the attack happened.
Boomstick: With how close they were in strength, it just wasn't possible.
Wiz: In the end, Galeem was too BRIGHT for Tabuu
Boomstick: wait...That's MY THING!
Wiz: The winner is Galeem.